Do Not Turn On the Lights

So that noise you heard, the banging. I woke up on the twenty second of July twenty fifteenth to that noise coming from my front door at the end of my bed. Staring out of my window, there is someone standing. She is terrified. She says the words to me, whatever you do, do not turn on the lights.

Missus Phillips suffered at least forty one stab wounds to the head, neck and torso. She was pronounced dead at the scene.

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