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Wine Chats Podcast

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Two besties. One bottle. Zero filters!


Welcome to Wine Chats Podcast - a comedy and lifestyle show where we say what everyone else is thinking.


We’re Billi Milovanovic & Lyndsey Kirkwood, the creators of Wine Chats Podcast. Are we wine experts? Nope. Do we care? Not at all! We proudly order the house white and spill our unfiltered thoughts on marriage, sex, relationships, parenthood, and the week’s hottest topics - nothing is off-limits.


What makes us different? 15 years of friendship and zero fear of keeping it real. Our chats are raw, real, and totally uncensored, just like the best convos over wine should be.

So grab a glass, get comfy, and come hang with us. We’re your new besties now!

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Episodes

ChatterBox - Do You Suffer From Parking Anxiety?

Do you get parking anxiety when you have to drive to a new or busy place? This week on Chatter Box, we're talking about the stress of finding parking when we go out and the rising panic when we feel when planning an outing. Do you suffer from parking anxiety, too?! Join us for a new episode of ChatterBox Podcast each Friday! Want to show us some love? We're sending virtual hugs to everyone who clicks 'follow' on Spotify, 'subscribe' on Apple & YouTube, and extra hugs to those who leave a fiv...

Oct 26, 20235 minSeason 4Ep. 35

What Is Adulting and Why Is It So Hard?

What is adulting and why is it so f**king hard? This week, we continue our Month of Ranting and Raging by hating on adulting! Do you just love cooking for your family for them to hate their meal? How about keeping everyone organised and on track while to-do lists keep you up at night? Tune in as we rant about all the difficulties of adulting and the endless responsibilities that come along with it! Thank goodness we had our lovely sponsor Allegiance Wines to save the day with their Rosé. Want to...

Oct 22, 202329 minSeason 4Ep. 35

ChatterBox - Leaving THAT Drawer Unlocked

What happens when you leave the sex draw unlocked, and who is even responsible for locking it in the first place? This week, Bildo recounts the day her kids found her vibrator, living out her worst nightmare as she discovers the consequences of leaving the sexxx draw unlocked. Join us for a new episode of ChatterBox Podcast each Friday! Want to show us some love? We're sending virtual hugs to everyone who clicks 'follow' on Spotify, 'subscribe' on Apple & YouTube, and extra hugs to those who...

Oct 19, 20236 minSeason 4Ep. 34

Why Are People So Gross on Public Transport?

Cutting toe nails on buses and masturbating on trains?? Why on earth are people so gross on public transport? This week, we're continuing our month of Ranting and Raging by taking aim at people who get gross in public! Plus, we chat about road rage and how we've felt it - and caused it! In this episode, we're drinking the Madam Sass Pinot Noir from our personal collection. Want to show us some love? We're sending virtual wine & hugs to everyone who clicks 'follow' on Spotify, 'subscribe' on ...

Oct 15, 202329 minSeason 4Ep. 34

ChatterBox - Should You Stop Getting Naked In Front of Your Kids?

Welcome to Chatter Box, a brand new fun sized podcast from Bildo and Lindalin that is guaranteed to make you giggle! We're kickstarting this bite sized poddy by asking if you get naked in front of your kids? Who would've thought that we could fit in tampon strings, boob dropping and brown eyes all in a few minutes! Join us each Friday! Music by FASSounds from Pixabay . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 12, 20235 minSeason 4Ep. 33

Shopping is the WORST!

Hands up if you think that shopping is the WORST! This week, we're continuing the month of Ranting and Raging by chatting about something that so many women hate - shopping! Like, why are the change room lights so bright and gross? And why are good jeans so hard to find? Thank goodness for our friends from the Hidden Sea Wine for sponsoring this episode with their Pinot Noir. Want to show us some love? We're sending virtual wine & hugs to everyone who clicks 'follow' on Spotify, 'subscribe' ...

Oct 08, 202330 minSeason 4Ep. 33

Socializing is STUPID!

Do you love to cancel plans you made? Same! Because, honestly, socializing is STUPID! Welcome to the month of Ranting & Raging, a month where we'll take aim at all the annoying things in the world - starting with socializing. From committing to events you have no interest in attending to crippling social anxiety, we're busting open the month in true style and with a rage worthy drink - a rosé! Plus, Lindalin tells us a new poop story that will absolutely make you cringe. Big thanks to this w...

Oct 01, 202332 minSeason 4Ep. 32

Kinks You Have Never Heard Of

Vorarephiliacs, acrotomophiliacs & formicophiliacs, UNITE! Hands down, there's no way you've heard of some of these kinks. In our last episode of Pleasure Month, we are wrapping things up by introducing you to kinks and fetishes that are so unbelievable, they'll leave you speechless. Thank goodness for our September sponsor, Sense of Taste , for sponsoring this episode with their The Singleton Single Malt Scotch Whisky. *Sense of Taste is a boutique bottle shop offering premium wine, craft b...

Sep 24, 202330 minSeason 4Ep. 31

In Reality, We're Addicted

The addiction to reality TV is REAL! This week on Wine Chats, we're continuing the Month of Pleasure by confessing our addiction to reality TV! Grab your glasses and join us as we do a deep dive on all the best reality TV, plus, we take you back to the shows that popped our reality cherries. A big thank you to September's official sponsor, Sense of Taste , for sponsoring this episode with their Yellowtail Merlot. *Sense of Taste is a boutique bottle shop offering premium wine, craft beer, high-e...

Sep 17, 202333 minSeason 4Ep. 30

Give Me All the Money, Honey

What rising interest rates? We're rich, b*tch! This week on Wine Chats, we're back with our Month of Pleasure, and unleashing our wildest fantasies about unlimited cash flow. Picture yourself at a breathtaking wellness retreat (that happens to be your home) and jetting off to luxurious destinations, living the high life like never before. Plus, the celebrity spending habits we uncover will blow your mind! So kick back, pour yourself a glass of your favourite, and prepare for a chat that'll have ...

Sep 10, 202334 minSeason 4Ep. 29

Pleasure Me With Food

New month, new topic and in September, we'll be chatting about all of life's pleasures - starting with food. In this week's episode of Wine Chats, Bildo gets the surprise of her life when she learns about Lindalin's eating habits. Plus, Lindalin brings Bildo to tears when talking about favourite foods. Get the tissues ready, you'll need them. A big thank you to September's official sponsor, Sense of Taste , for sponsoring this episode with their Benjamin Darnault Picpoul De Pinet. *Sense of Tast...

Sep 03, 202339 minSeason 4Ep. 28

Did I Just Have S3x With a Ghost??

Ever heard of spectrophilia? Prepare to have your mind blown! In our last episode of August, we're wrapping up the Unknown Mysteries of the Universe by chatting about paranormal sex. Hold on to your drink as we teach you how to invite a spirit to pleasure you and introduce you to a world you only thought existed in the movies. Plus, we chat about exorcisms and banishing spirits once they are no longer welcome. A big thank you to our sponsor Margarita Margarita , who made this episode extra spicy...

Aug 27, 202338 minSeason 4Ep. 27

We Are Just Specks of Dust Floating In the Universe

Do you ever look up to the sky and feel tiny and insignificant? This week on Wine Chats, we're going on a cosmic adventure and delving into the mysteries of the universe. Bildo is obsessed with the vastness of space and how absolutely astronomical the universe is and she comes armed with facts and figures that will blow your MIND! Meanwhile, Lindalin is all about the junk in the trunk this week as she discusses the not-so-glamorous topic of space junk. Big thanks to our wine sponsor, Mallee Esta...

Aug 20, 202337 minSeason 4Ep. 26

Grab Your Tin Foil Hats - It's Conspiracy Theory Time!

Are aliens walking among us? Was Covid 19 used as population control? This week on Wine Chats, we're grabbing our tin foil hats and continuing our month of the Unknown Mysteries of the Universe by unleashing our inner conspiracy theorists! While Bildo firmly believes that there is a level of truth in any conspiracy, Lindalin believes these theories are a waste of time. Plus, we explore conspiracy theories that turned out to be TRUE! The question is - what do you believe? Lucky for us, the wonder...

Aug 13, 202340 minSeason 4Ep. 25

Murder Mysteries Are the WORST! (And the Best)

Welcome to August, the month of the Unknown Mysteries of the Universe! This week on Wine Chats, we're gripping our wine and kicking August off with hair-raising murder mysteries that shook the world (and freaked us out). We also chat about “whodunnit” unsolved crimes across the globe and in Australia. Plus, we try not to give each other anxiety over being a parent in an ever increasingly dangerous world. Thank goodness for our sponsor, The Hidden Sea Wine , for providing us with their scrumdiddl...

Aug 06, 202335 minSeason 4Ep. 24

A Seksy Life is a Healthy Life

We have come to the end of Health & Beauty month and we're wrapping it up by giving you the gift of a healthy sex life!! Join us on this juicy episode of Wine Chats as we explore the world of healthy sex lives and unearth some hilariously cringeworthy sex horror stories. Grab your favorite drink and get ready to laugh, gasp, and maybe even blush a little as we share personal tales and expert tips to spice up your love life. Whether you're looking for a healthy boost or just a good giggle, th...

Jul 30, 202332 minSeason 4Ep. 23

Glow Up or Go Home: The Skincare & Makeup Episode

Glow up or go home, ladies - because this is the skincare & makeup episode! Continuing with our month of Health & Beauty, this week we're chatting about our skincare routines and concerns, as well as products we've tried and loved. Plus, we look into new makeup trends, and we learn about the current fad Lindalin DESPISES. We'd also like to give a big thanks to this week's sponsor, Margarita Margarita , for introducing us to something we've never tried before on the show - Passionfruit Ma...

Jul 23, 202334 minSeason 4Ep. 22

Fitness is Healthy For You... Right??

We all know that being fit is good for you - but why?? Continuing our month of Health & Beauty, this week on Wine Chats, we're chatting about fitness and why exactly it's important for our health. From sneaky exercise to lifting heavy sh*t, we're exploring the benefits of incorporating movement into our lives and as some very wise person on the internet said - motion is lotion and rest is rust! A big thank you to our sponsor Wine Not the Brand for sponsoring this episode with their Pinot Noi...

Jul 16, 202331 minSeason 4Ep. 21

Botox Nation: Why Are We So Afraid of Aging??

Welcome to the month of Health & Beauty at Wine Chats! This week, we're popping open a bottle and getting real about botox, fillers, and other cosmetic procedures. We spill the tea on the societal pressures and relentless media influences that make young people crave that plump perfection. And it's time for a showdown as Bildo and Lindalin share their contrasting viewpoints on the whole beauty enchilada. While Bildo wonders why we are all so scared of aging and takes a firm stand in the "lov...

Jul 09, 202335 minSeason 4Ep. 20

Our Husbands Are Kick-A*s (And Yours Should Be Too)

In our last episode of Husband month, we’re praising the kick-ass men in our lives! From being 100% supportive of our ventures, to doing chores on the daily, we chat about the new standard that men should be held to because gone are the days when they would sit around with their feet up while the women did everything. It's time to redefine what it means to be a husband! So, grab a glass of your favorite wine, sit back, and get ready for some heartwarming moments and a good dose of wifely love! A...

Jun 25, 202332 minSeason 4Ep. 19

What Women HATE In the Bedroom

Don't nibble on my ears, and DON'T call me baby! This week on Wine Chats, we're continuing our Month of the Husband by chatting about all the things we HATE in the bedroom! From leaving the lights on, to touching the you-know-what-hole, we're getting raw and honest, so grab a glass and settle in - things are gonna get hot, hot, hot! Thank you to Cedar and Pine Bar in Wynnum for Sponsoring this episode with their bubbles. Want to show us some love? We're sending virtual wine & hugs to everyon...

Jun 18, 202331 minSeason 4Ep. 18

Wedding Day Regrets

Is there anything you wish you could change about your wedding day? This week on Wine Chats, it's all about wedding day regrets as we continue our month of chatting all things relating to Husbands. From dress dramas to drunk horror stories, grab a glass of your favorite vino, sit back, and prepare for a laughter-filled journey through the land of wedding day oopsies! A huge thank you to Mallee Estate Wines for sponsoring this episode with their gorgeous 2018 Shiraz . Want to show us some love? W...

Jun 11, 202334 minSeason 4Ep. 17

How to Please Your Man

Welcome to the month of the Husband! Kicking off the month where we'll discuss all things involving the man in your life, in today's quickie episode, we're delving into a topic that has evolved over the years: how to please your man. We'll be exploring tips to keep your man happy and contrasting it with the outrageous way women would do it in the 1950's. It's going to be a hell of a discussion, so grab your favorite glass of wine, sit back, and let's dive in! A huge, big thank you to Allegiance ...

Jun 04, 202333 minSeason 4Ep. 16

Parenting Pet Peeves

Does parenting ever annoy you?? In our last episode of Parenthood Month, we're diving into some common parenting pet peeves that many of us can relate to. From kids not eating their dinner to constant chat-back, we're diving head first into the long list of complaints we have when it comes to parenting. A big thank you to Clean Wines for sponsoring this episode with their Pinot Noir . Want to show us some love? We'll send virtual wine & hugs to everyone who clicks 'follow' on Spotify, 'subsc...

May 28, 202341 minSeason 4Ep. 15

Are Screens Ruining Our Children?

Are you terrified that screens are ruining our children? In this episode of Wine Chats, join us as we delve into the hot topic of screens and kids. We question the need to control the time kids spend on screens (and whether anyone actually follows those rules), and dish out the good, the bad, and the ugly of Roblox. Plus, Bildo recalls a deeply buried memory from her childhood about the dangers of the internet, that shocks Lindalin. ***Be warned, there's a trigger ahead as we discuss the sensiti...

May 21, 202341 minSeason 4Ep. 14

Splitting Chores & Getting Petty

Tsk, tsk, tsk, are we being petty again? Because we sure are! In this week's episode, we're delving into a topic that often sparks heated discussions: splitting chores between parents in a marriage. As we pop open a bottle of wine, we share stories from our own lives, shedding light on the challenges and triumphs we've faced in negotiating chore division - as well as the times we've gotten petty! So, grab a glass, settle in, and join us for an honest and thought-provoking conversation about the ...

May 14, 202339 minSeason 4Ep. 13

How Do Working Parents Do It All?

Hey, parents, how you doing? This month on Wine Chats, we'll be chatting all things Parenthood, and in this episode, we're kicking off by discussing the challenges of being a working parent! As working parents ourselves, we know firsthand the juggling act that comes with trying to balance a career and a family and we're chatting about our personal experiences and insights on how to manage a busy schedule while still being present for our children. A huge big thanks for Wine Not the Brand for spo...

May 07, 202336 minSeason 4Ep. 12

How To Be a Fierce Ally To The LGBTQIA+ Community

This week on Wine Chats, we're wrapping up our month of Sexuality & Gender by chatting about the importance of understanding and accepting the LGBTQIA community. Plus we share some personal experiences and explain what it means to us to be an ally to the LGBTQIA community! A big shoutout to our sponsor, Formula 1 driver and all round legend, Daniel Riccardo, and the St Hugo team , for supporting this episode with their delicious Cabernet Sauvignon. Wanna show us some love? We'll send virtual...

Apr 23, 202329 minSeason 4Ep. 11

Gender Crisis

Strap in, 'cause this one's a big one. Continuing with our month of Sexuality & Gender, in this week's episode of Wine Chats, we chat about definitions of gender terms such as cisgender, transgender, non-binary, and gender fluid. Plus, we explore the current gender crisis & the controversy surrounding transgender women and their demand for space in the women arena. A big shoutout to our sponsor Cedar & Pine Bar for supporting this episode with their delicious Divorced Range . Wanna s...

Apr 16, 202342 minSeason 4Ep. 10

Understanding LGBTQIA+

Hey there! Welcome to April, the month of Sexuality & Gender! Let's kick things off by exploring LGBTQIA+ labels and their meanings. A big shoutout to our sponsor Hidden Sea Wine for supporting this episode with their delicious Pinot Noir . Wanna show us some love? We'll send virtual wine & hugs to everyone who clicks 'follow' on Spotify, 'subscribe' on Apple & YouTube, and extra hugs to those who leave a five-star review! Got thoughts about this episode? We're all ears! Click here t...

Apr 02, 202337 minSeason 4Ep. 9
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