This week, the gals head west to mine some criminal cases in the Rockies. Topics include a cryogenically frozen mountain man, some seriously misguided investments, and a guy who could've used a belt. Pop open a fresh bottle of Winc's Sauvetage Rosé, strap on your skis, hire a financial advisor, and tune in for Colorado Crimes.
Nov 07, 2019•1 hr 54 min
This week, the gals share some spooky seasonal tales of horror and history. Topics include grotesque root vegetable crafts, a trick-or-treater who was not interested in treats, and an all-too-real vampire. Pour some crisp Eplevin Gravenstein Cider from Winc , put on your false faces, stock up on Kit Kats, and tune in for Halloween Crimes.
Oct 31, 2019•1 hr 59 min
This month's Gossip at the Corpse Cart is full of sh*t - literally! Kenyon shares some crappy Coven Confessions, plus the gals chat about sex toy upcycling and a mysterious lake full of corpses. Restock on toilet paper and tune in!
Oct 28, 2019•1 hr 28 min
This week, the gals are joined by special guest Steven Ray Morris of The Purrrcast to chat felons and felines. Topics include a rogue pussy shaver, a gangster with a serious soft spot, and the purrrfect mayoral candidate. Pour a bowl of 9 Lives Gato Negro Sauvignon Blanc, clear out your trichobezoars, shave your eyebrows, and tune in for Cat Crimes.
Oct 24, 2019•2 hr 15 min
Oct 17, 2019•2 hr 26 min
In this month's bonus episode, the gals are joined by Ryan and Shane from Buzzfeed Unsolved to go down the rabbit holes of some crimes that spiraled way out of control. Topics include a roommate prank that ended with FBI involvement, a drunken penguin heist, and a gambling grandmother with an evil streak. Bust open a box of Bota Box Sauvignon Blanc, shake your goat bones, and tune in for Pandora's Box Crimes.
Oct 14, 2019•2 hr 10 min
This week, the gals don their aprons and no-skid shoes to explore some secrets of the service industry with a very special guest, Kat Dennings. Topics include loogie litigation, some unexpected erotica, and a modern-day Robin Hood with some very thirsty tables. Gather your gift cards, put your hair up, and tune in for Server Crimes.
Oct 10, 2019•2 hr 21 min
This week, the gals chat about one of life's greatest gifts in the form of made-for-TV movies. Topics include a scuba dive gone horribly wrong, a baby thief, and a whole host of priceless movie titles. Pour a fresh glass of Winc's Forma De Vida Verdejo, slip into your comfy pants, and tune in for Crimes That Inspired Lifetime Movies.
Oct 03, 2019•2 hr 18 min
This week, the gals unleash some wild stories of furry and feathered witnesses. Topics include the real-life four-legged CSI team, a bloody crime scene with a single hair of evidence, and some very good reasons not to f*ck with parrots. Pop open a beautiful bottle of Winc's Folly of the Beast Pinot Noir, drop that lint roller, and tell Alexa to tune in for Crimes Solved by Animals.
Sep 26, 2019•1 hr 45 min
This month, the gals share some "cheesy" headlines, a whole new crop of Coven Confessions, and a robust obit, plus they take a look at a haunted bootcamp experience and wonder why anyone in their right mind would want to participate. Tune in for September's edition of Gossip at the Corpse Cart!
Sep 23, 2019•1 hr 30 min
Sep 19, 2019•2 hr 20 min
In this month's bonus episode, the gals reminisce about the glory days at their alma maters. Topics include an intense ceremony decorum enforcer, a little-appreciated and not-so-athletic varsity sport, and a chicken finger heist for the ages. Pop open a bottle of Winc's The Independent White Blend, schedule your campus visit, and tune in for Graduation Crimes.
Sep 16, 2019•1 hr 35 min
This week, the gals go deep into some military protocol. Topics include a bratty Congolese politician, some brutal (and sanctioned) "death squads," and whether Amanda's farts constitute a war crime. Gain clearance to open a bottle of Winc's One From the Quiver Malbec, brush up on international relations, and tune in for Command Responsibility Crimes.
Sep 12, 2019•2 hr 16 min
This week, the gals put on their best T-straps and knee dusters to throw back some giggle water and gab. Topics include a ragged stranger with a mysterious backstory, a very heated game of bridge, and the logistics of pooping from the top of a flagpole. Trade in that coffin varnish for a bottle of Winc's Altre Mon Red Blend, lay out your dummy, and tune in for 1920s Crimes.
Sep 05, 2019•2 hr 4 min
This week, the gals buckle down to cover some particularly gruesome crimes. Topics include the biological roots of rage, a very violent serial killer with a creepy thing for camping, and a man with a fatal foot fetish. Pop open a bottle of Winc's Pregame Red Blend, preemptively text your therapist, and get ready for Overkill Crimes.
Aug 29, 2019•2 hr 10 min
This month's bonus episode was recorded live in Denver, where the gals may or may not have taken the phrase "Mile High City" a little too seriously. Topics include Lucy's favorite euphemisms, a bunch of stealing stoners, and the attempted assassination of the king of reggae, Bob Marley. Grab your lighter and a can of Infinite Monkey Theorem Rosé, turn on your lava lamp, and tune in for Mile High Crimes.
Aug 26, 2019•1 hr 51 min
This week, the gals offer up some stories of folks who give the ultimate gift, whether or not they want to. Topics include a thirsty Mayan (or Incan, who knows) priestess, the validity of the Satanic calendar, and some very impressive skull décor. Crack open a frosty bottle of Winc's 'Keep It Chill' Gamay, hose off your temple steps, and tune in for Human Sacrifices.
Aug 22, 2019•2 hr 12 min
This month, the gals chat about some silly headlines, body donation gone horribly awry, and a brand-new segment featuring some of the deepest, darkest secrets from our beloved Coven. Empty your bladder, check your car for snakes, and tune in for this installation of Gossip at the Corpse Cart!
Aug 19, 2019•1 hr 16 min
This week, the gals practice their curtsies and chat about some fancy ladies with a dark side. Topics include a very suspicious widow, a daring Irish activist, and the Texas Dip (and not one that involves queso). Pour a dainty sip of 90+ Cellars Sauvignon Blanc, ask your father's permission, and tune in for Delinquent Debutantes (Live from Dallas)!
Aug 08, 2019•1 hr 52 min
This week, the gals explore some criminals who thrived under the Big Top. Topics include a whole gaggle of prancing poodles, a series of fishy “accidents,” and precisely why clowns are so terrifying. Pour a glass of Petite Petit, grab some hot peanuts, and tune in for Circus Crimes.
Aug 01, 2019•1 hr 50 min
This week, the gals salute some of the brave men (AND women, thank you very much) who helped to birth, spank, and cut the umbilical cord of this great nation. Topics include some badass revolutionary secret agents, tax-induced riots, and just how weird Benjamin Franklin truly was. Top off your canteen with Rodney Strong Cabernet Sauvignon, dish up some oyster-flavored ice cream, and tune in for Founding Fathers F*ckery (live from Philadelphia)!
Jul 25, 2019•1 hr 43 min
This month, the gals dig into some serious recent injustices plus an all-too-gaseous intruder who might just regret that last burrito. Topics include a fatal white savior complex, yet more dangers of cruise ships, and a majorly maligned manslaughter charge. Tune in for the July episode of Gossip at the Corpse Cart!
Jul 22, 2019•1 hr 7 min
This week, the gals are joined by activist and fellow podcaster Andrew Gurza to discuss disabilities. Topics include sex and wheelchairs, the most badass powerhouse woman you've ever heard of, and the f*cked up minefield that is the insurance industry. Indulge in a glass of Lookout Ridge Pinot Noir, brush up on your ADA facts, and tune in for Ableism Crimes.
Jul 18, 2019•2 hr 18 min
This week, the gals milk some udder-ly fascinating tales in America's Heartland. Topics include the pros and cons of mammal milk, a disgraced Dairy Princess with a chip on her shoulder, and a vengeful Kiwi daddy. Crack open a fresh can of Prophecy Rosé, put the cows in the barn, and tune in for Dairy Crimes (Live from Milwaukee)!
Jul 11, 2019•2 hr 1 min
This week, the gals explore some crimes committed in the untamed wilderness of our greatest national treasures, joined by special guest and renowned investigator Jeff Rinek. Topics include a bloody legal loophole in Idaho, a pair of hikers who met a grisly end, and a possible alien (or cougar or eagle or human) abduction. Open up a beautiful bottle of National Parks Foundation Yosemite Red, check in at the nearest ranger station, and tune in for No Man's Land Murders.
Jul 04, 2019•1 hr 58 min
This week, the gals broadcast from their live show in Orlando about some reasons you may not want to ever visit Orlando. Topics include some pitfalls of g-force, a woman who takes her fireworks displays very seriously, and the dolphin anatomy you never knew you needed. Crack open some Canyon Road Pinot Grigio, dump it in a novelty water bottle to avoid suspicion, and tune in for Amusement Park Crimes.
Jun 27, 2019•1 hr 36 min
This week, the gals are joined by Justin from Generation Why Podcast to discuss some people with a super secret side. Topics include a deadly doctor, social media best practices, and the importance of good grammar when forging a will. Crack open a fresh bottle of Le Ruse Sauvignon Blanc, log out of your accounts, and tune in for Double Lives.
Jun 20, 2019•2 hr 18 min
This week, the gals swallow some bitter pills in the form of a few nasty crimes. Topics include some tainted Tylenol, the unsolved murders involving a wealthy pharma tycoon, and the sickening greed that has led us to a national opioid epidemic. Pop open a fresh bottle of Apothic Brew, consider going holistic, and tune in for Pharmaceutical Mischief.
Jun 13, 2019•2 hr 6 min
This month, the gals chat about what they wouldn't do to pet a dog (hint: very little), a very public aircraft arrest, and some fun stories from the annals of surgical history. Cheers!
Jun 10, 2019•59 min
This week, the gals theorize the many ways in which people can kill and make it look accidental. Topics include a fiery collision leaving more questions than answers, a bad husband who really needs a new shtick, and a creative life cut short by a runaway bale of hay. Bust open a bottle of Winc's Field Theory Mourvedre, reconsider that life insurance policy, and tune in for Fatal "Accidents."
Jun 06, 2019•1 hr 43 min