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Alright, start over. Welcome to Wine About It. Episode 2. Episode 2. So far, so good. So far, it's the best podcast on Twitch. Easily. I'm in LA. I think we're the only podcast on Twitch. She's got a podcast. I forget, because I feel like Train never does that anymore. But I guess he did one last week. Well, great. Great.

New episode two, episode two. Exciting news is Wine About It is now on Spotify and Apple Music. Pog, pog, pog, pog, pog, pog, pog. Hooray! For the audio listeners, I am dabbing. Because I've decided it's funny in 2021. Wow, we have audio listeners. We have audio listeners that don't know that I ironically dab, and it's become unironic. Because I think it's funny now.

Um, so very cool. Wait, what were you doing? I flipped him off. Why? It was a secret. I'm out here being nice. The lighting is weird. Can you shut the f*** up, Bernie? Just shut up. Shut up. This is not a good impression on our audio listeners. This is a bad start. Bernie, I think you should talk more. Is the lighting actually bad? Chat, do we need to do something? I feel like it's the same. I think it's literally the same as last...

I think it's pretty similar. It's gotta be pretty close. We do have a cat this episode and a dog this episode. It's fine. What? And the cat is currently stepping on the dog, and we'll see when the dog notices. Okay, he is making biscuits on the dog. Are you making biscuits on Swiffy? You guys can't see Swift's face, but it is right here, and the cat is making biscuits on him.

Well, yeah, so... Why do I have this one? We're supposed to make a moment out of pouring the wine, or opening the wine, and you just did it. What kind of moment do you want? Because the podcast is called Wine About It. Today's wine is... Naomi... Pinot Noir. Pinot Noir. Perfect. Welcome to our wine podcast. We have Pinot Noir. And Naomi. Naomi's Pinot.

Well, great. This is this week's episode of... This is so ridiculous. I keep saying the same thing over and over again. That's our bottle. You guys can see our bottle next to Maya. That's from last week. We'll save all of the bottles we drink. That's so cute. And I can drink this week. So... That's the most exciting. Wait for the audio listeners? Audio listeners, I just peed in the studio.

Audio listeners, I have great cleavage today. And I want you to know that. Because I never have cleavage. Same. And it's purely shadows. Should we talk about that? Never having cleavage? Yeah. We can start. That could be our starting topic. That's our starting topic. When I was little, I thought I was going to have...

Nice boobs because my mom did. And then I realized later that it was because she had a double mastectomy. She had breast cancer, so they were fake. Oh. That sucks. Actually baited. Hard. I, okay, let me tell you about this girl, Christy. That's her real name, by the way. Oh, God. I meant to come up with a fake one, but I forgot. Why would you say that? fake one what's wrong with that's her fake name by the way oh my god um christy christy went to the mormon church with me and

I was in, like, fifth grade, and Christy all of a sudden was getting some boobs. I was going to say bobas. But then I realized our audio listeners would probably go outside, and so they don't know what boba is. She had some boobs. And...

And she was wearing a bra. I didn't wear a bra until sixth grade. That's how late I was. I didn't wear a bra until seventh. Maya's like, I still don't wear a bra. I pretty much don't. Yeah, I didn't have a bra until sixth grade. But she was in a full... bra in fifth grade and i was like christy i i was convinced if i got a bra i would have boobs sure well

i know okay but in fifth grade it made sense i was like christy how did you get your mom to give you a bra yeah and she's like well they got so big she had to give me a bra and i was like i thought there was you know i thought like in life you could earn it and i was like well how did they get so big And she dead ass said to me, she said, I don't pray for anything else besides Big Boo. Stop. That's what she said to me. Oh my God. And I was like, damn, Jesus does have favorites.

I remember thinking that. I was like, and so that night. She prayed. Oh, stop. No, wait. This is important. That night I went home and I crossed my arms and I was like, Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day. And I was like.

I can't ask for anything else besides big boobs. I have so much I need. I would like to keep my family safe. I would like my food to make me healthy and strong. But Christy said, I can't pray for anything besides big boobs. And I didn't do it. I prayed for my family to be safe. Because I had an anxiety disorder. I said, baby, please be safe. Please keep us safe. Make sure my grandma's safe. Make sure my mom knows I love her. Make sure my dad's safe. That's...

Actually, funny. I just realized that all the draping's done. It looks so good. I chose family over boobs. Respect. But who knows where I could be right now if I would have just prayed for those boobs. Probably in the same place. Maybe it's manifesting. Prayer is just manifestation. And people talk about manifestation. You know who talks about manifestation a lot is Bella Porch. Really? She says she manifested her entire career. And so I tried.

I'm talking your ear off. I know. I'm sorry. Welcome to the podcast. Just me yelling things at Maya and her laughing and telling me bad take. I listened to Bella Porch on H3H3's podcast. where she talked about how she like manifested her career and wrote things down so i was like okay this is it i got my i got this is literally this year i got my dry erase i went into my bathroom it's still in there you can see it and i wrote

Up in the top left, I wrote 500,000 on YouTube. 5,000 concurrent viewers on Twitch. Thanks, Dennis. Make one friend. That was my goal for this year. Speaking of H3H3, you know who we should talk about today? Did you not? You just glazed over all my goals and dreams. You'll hit 500. Okay. On YouTube. And? I didn't hear the other part. I was thinking subs. You've changed.

You're so selfish. We're gonna hit 500- Cutie's gonna hit 500k on YouTube because we're filming a video tonight on Omegle. We are! Our first Omegle video. Our first Omegle video. After a few of these. Yep. I really wanted to make a charcuterie board and I didn't get around to it because I had to take my friend to the airport. It's going to be Whine About It Omegle Edition on Cutie's YouTube channel. Hell yeah. So sub to the YouTube unless you hate fun.

Um, sorry, you were going H3H3. Ignoring my hopes and dreams and goals. Right. Yeah. You know who we should talk about? Who? Today. Oh, no. Who? Hassan. Yeah. That's what I think. We should talk about Hassan. Mods, change the title. Talking about Hassan. Oh, God. Maya. Okay. What'd you spill on? I didn't. I didn't spill anything. I heard a splash. I literally didn't. This is a new podcast room. Clip it. I didn't spill anything.

We had dinner with Asan yesterday. We had a very nice dinner yesterday. It was very fancy. I paid. Well, Ludwig paid for it. I had intentions of paying for it. She did intend on paying for it. And then she went to the bathroom and Lud put his car down. Right when the check came. Yep. Nice. hey um we got charcuterie boards and um i forgot about those that made me so sad we didn't make one today this is good it's such a good podcast

Is it? Bad? You think it's bad right now? No, I think it's fine. I think it's good. You're making me feel like my comments are bad. You're making me self-conscious. I ate a rotten grape. Earlier. From the charcuterie? No. This morning, I ordered... Food. You need to write down what you want to talk about because you're jumping all over the place. Well, we were talking about charcuterie. Mods, write it down. I don't actually want to talk about Hassan. I do. I do. Continue. This morning.

this morning i got breakfast and i was eating breakfast on the road well like on like on a bench outside and i was eating the grapes and i ate a rotten grape and this man walked by me while it was in my mouth and i didn't want to be impolite and spit it out or gross But he was walking by, so I just swallowed it. It was awful. I didn't like it at all. That's what you get for having anxiety, I guess. That sucks for you. Yeah, it wasn't very good. That doesn't sound very good.

So a song? So charcuterie. We don't have one, but we wish we did. Charcuterie is just adult Lunchables. True. And I love it so much. I also love Lunchables so much. Except for the pizza one. The pizza sauce and the pizza one smells awful. And we all need to agree on that. And if you were one of those kids that wanted the pizza one, you are now probably, like, haven't showered today, I bet. Pizza lunchables.

Any kid that liked the pizza lunch bowl, you turned out weird. I really liked the cracker sandwich. Jeez. Uh-oh. The cracker sandwich ones. Jesus Christ. Again. Please, why? Here we go again. Okay, let's talk about him. Hassan. For people who don't know context, he's racist. I'm just kidding. He's not racist. He has been canceled and dragged on Reddit and Twitter and the internet again. But he almost...

likes it, I think. Because he made a whole stream, he makes money off of being cancelled, which is not something I've thought of. He read comments for like three hours today. Yeah. Read LSF comments for like three hours. I think he did. Whenever I clicked into his stream, he was reading comments. And I think that's genius. And next time I get cancelled, I'm gonna go and I'm gonna read every single comment. And I'm gonna- I'm gonna end stream when I cry. That's gonna be the title.

And I'll just read every comment. And then once I cry, it's like, you laugh, you lose. What was your first take comment? My first take? Your first hate comment. Oh. I have mine screenshotted. Oh, wow. You have yours screenshotted? Yeah. I think I used to be, I made it my, um... God, I don't even know. I'll just go to Austin's chat and check logs. It was, mine was July 11th, 2019. From...

Diopo on Reddit said, How is she even popular? She's like a 3 out of 10 desperately trying to hide it with makeup. That is so true about you. That's the first. That's the first hate comment I ever read. So it's in. Wow. It's there forever. I'll be real. I'm not immune to them. Nobody is. Are you? No. No, Ludwig is immune.

No, he's not. Yes, he is. No, he's not. I promise. No, he's not. I have never met a boy who has a better head on his shoulders than that guy. He is immune. He doesn't see them as people. He doesn't see them as real comments. He sees them as a jumble of words. Don't matter to him. It is genuinely impressive. I slapped blood today. Like, hard. In the face. It's so weird because I went to the airport and I could have brought you with me. True. Sorry I didn't invite you.

I didn't want to go. Oh, okay. Thank God. I just read a book all day. Today was the first day in a really long time that I actually haven't had things to do. I read a book. I was on my phone. I went for a fucking two and a half hour walk. And... That was pretty much it, and I ate some custard buns. Well, I purposely didn't plan a stream this morning for us to do because I felt like we would talk, and then it would ruin. I've honestly been trying not to talk to her.

Yeah. Since she got here. Since she broke skin. I didn't hit Ludd that hard. Relax. No way. Did you? No. He came upstairs. He was like, Maya, can you do me a favor? I was like, sure. He was like, can you slap me in the face? I was like, right now? And he was like, yeah. So I went downstairs and I hit him. I took my rings off first and I slapped him. He was red, though. I hit him pretty hard. Ouchie. Yeah.

What are you gonna do? Okay. So Q&A and I haven't talked for what? It's been about a month since the last Wine About It? It's been a month since the last Wine About It, and I've been drowning busy. You have been busy, I assume. Always. Yeah, and... I think in the past month we've only called each other like maybe five times. Not even. Probably. Maybe five. So this is our last episode. Prior to that, Cutie and I were like every other day. Like hours. Yeah.

I've been busy, number one. You've been busy. Well, I would call you even if you were busy. But I think it's just because I was busy. But then at the same time, sometimes I'll pick up the phone to call Maya and tell her something. I'll be like, I have to save it for the podcast. That's so healthy. It's not.

Were you making a joke? Because it's not healthy and it's not okay, but that's what we have to do. That was a joke. Tell me the things. For the success. What do you mean, tell me the things? We haven't finished one topic yet. Would you like more structure? We don't have anything written down. I would like... To know what you think about what we were talking about. Charcuterie. Do you like it? What? Oh, my God. This is important to know. Brooke AB's mother is a fan of the podcast.

Mama AB, if you're out there, I see you. I'm a fan of you for making Brooke. I go to girls night. By the way, guys, no big deal. I don't want to flex, but I did get invited to something. That's actually crazy. She never gets invited to anything. I never get invited to anything. I'm always the one inviting people.

brooke ab invited me to this girls night that was lovely it was put together so well and brooke came up to me and she's like i want your opinion on it because you're the event person and i was like This is, this is nothing compared, like, this is nothing compared to sh** camp in the way that, like, this is gorgeous and sh** camp is a sh** camp. Like, there's a dramatic difference. Like, hello?

You don't need my opinion. This is absolutely, this is out of the world. So she put this together. It's gorgeous, gorgeous. And I thought it was casual. I thought we were showing up and eating charcuterie. My favorite. And you walk in and there's this giant balloon arch of pink balloons. Oh, my God. And Brooke's wearing pink. And I'm underdressed. I'm in yoga pants and a sweatshirt. Oh, no. And I was like.

uh oh was there a theme and she was like no i just wanted to wear pink and i was like great she had a bar it was everything was sponsored her personal party was sponsored can you imagine being that with it i can't even get my stream sponsored

That's wild, actually. It was crazy. So I go to the bar. I was going to ask how she, yeah. How she paid for it? Sponsored. I think she had some out of pocket, but it was majority sponsors. I go to the bar. Again, private event. I go to the bar, and it has three cocktails, and at the bottom it says sponsored by. of the cocktail menu. And I was like, Brooke, you genius. Like, it was crazy. Yeah, so I had a drink. I was so shy. I'm really, really shy.

Sometimes. It depends who I'm with. I'm shy with streamers, and I feel like I'm not with people that aren't. Have you noticed that? Like, when we're at events or something, I will go out of my way to talk to the people that are not streamers. Why you like that? I don't know. I prefer them, I guess. I prefer the normal people. And sorry guys, Swift is so cute and I feel like you can't see him and it's tragic.

But we have like a London thing happening here. Swift, my dog, audio listeners, is cuddled up under a blanket of which the cat is on top of him. It's very cute and the cat's licking himself. Anyway, okay. Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes I'm not. If it's smaller, I'm really pleasant. If there's like four people, I'm the life of the party. But when there's so many people, I don't.

Because people are standing in groups. And so I have to decide where to go stand. Yeah, fuck that. And I'm like, oh my god. I just wouldn't. Well, I spent my whole time with Emma. Emma Langevin. She has the... black hair and the she is hilarious and amazing and the whole time we talked about being too anxious to like make friends nice and so it was good conversation actually i genuinely enjoyed her i haven't spent much time with her until

that night and she was great um anyway and it wasn't clicky of course if i stood somewhere i'm sure they'd be inviting and welcoming but it's just like i don't know what i'm gonna talk to anybody about literally and so blah blah blah everyone gets there all of a sudden do you know what a sound bath is no we have a sound bath and it is the most la

I've ever been a part of in my life. Like you go in somewhere and it's like... No, there's yoga mats in the backyard. Okay. We all go lay down and there's a woman. Who's beautiful, by the way. She's in yoga. She's in a yoga costume. She's in a sports bra and, like, it's a yoga costume. And she has these, like, big crystal bowls in front of her. And she puts her finger or something.

And you just lay there. It's like Amaranth Street. Did it live work? Well, I didn't know how serious everyone was going to take it because I'm just not that person. And so we all sit down. And I say crisscross applesauce. I'm ready. Pokebane's next to me. No big deal. Don't freak out. And they're like, she's like, okay, everyone lay down. And I'm like, I don't trust people enough for that.

Exactly. That's how I was like, I'm not going to lay down. I look around. Everyone starts laying down. I go, oh, we're laying down. Okay. I say that out loud. I'm laying down. It's freezing. And she does. We listen to the whales, you know, like. She goes around with her rice in a tin and it sounds like the rain. It was... The whole time I was like, this is a little long. This is a little long. This is... What's it supposed to do? It's supposed to be relaxing. Yeah. But...

It was just so... The people presenting it was a company named Aloe. Have you ever heard of them? They sponsored it. They sponsored this whole thing. But they gave us... Okay, we had... i'm okay i'm sorry if i'm gonna talk about this a lot but i've never been to a party like this and i didn't get to call you and talk to you about this it was we got stuff i got stuff yeah like uggs and shit i got uggs and shit

And she's like, we finish our sound bath. I'm like, I might clean now. Oh, and a vibrator. We need to get a vibrator. That's huge. We'll get there. We're not there yet. Relax. That's so on track with what you were saying. I just chimed in. Just shut up, okay? This is mine and the cat's podcast. And we get to keep the yoga mats. Right.

What the heck? Of course. Because you touch them. And then, the aloe people are like, oh, and here's a whole goodie bag. They give us a bra and underwear and, like, some other yoga sh**. Because we...

Because Brooke had us fill out this form with our sizes. You put in your bra size? No, it was a sports bra. It was a sports bra. It was a sports bra. I was like, I'd be so scared. Okay. Do you think people are going to make fun of you? No, I just, what a weird thing. I would just be like, why? You gotta go pray about it. They'll get bigger. You're right. Just pray about it. Yeah, so we get that, and then we...

We go for our little dinner. She had this table set up outside. We have a dinner. The sushi. I don't eat sushi. So I was like, I'm hungry. I was so hungry. You just sat there. I had a great conversation. damn and at one point they had chicken skewers and i got one chicken skewer and one beef skewer and i was like i'm starving except i had three cocktails but ludwig agreed to pick me up that night so i was i was drinking um

But anyway, I was really hungry. Then we go inside and we get more presents. It's like Christmas. Of course. We got Uggs. We got Ugg leggings. We got Ugg top. We got the vibrator. We got whole face stuff. We got everything. And it was all sponsored. So can we talk about the vibrator? Yes. Because it was like a one for like clits, right? Yeah. It's like a vacuum. It has a clit sucker on it. I'm so sorry, YouTube. Please don't demonetize this. That is... Bleep it out.

It is, it's human science. Half a chat doesn't know what it is, let's be honest. That sounds really unpleasant. I've not used it. I'd be really scared. It's still in my car. Um, I don't understand. Yeah. Brooke says it's amazing. But what's interesting is... No, I don't think I can say that. Sorry, chat.

Are you censoring for YouTube? No, I'm censoring for, like, stories that people tell at girls' night that I don't know. Okay, then don't. Yeah. That's not what I'm talking about. But this is, hey, a learning moment from Cutie Sinerala. She stopped. And that's impressive. That's actually huge for her. This is big for me. I do not think before I talk. It just comes out. Drake's in chat for cutie. Yeah. That's huge.

uh anyway but yeah everyone the best i i vlogged some of it because everybody else was vlogging and i didn't get the memo um so i was like and started vlogging and at one point i turned to tina who opens the vibrant and she goes what the is this which is like so funny because it's you know what i was surprised by is how much lily swears

Oh, my God. Lily is so funny. I don't really watch Lily, but, like, I was sitting next to her. She's, like, very quietly practicing her song, like, Rudolph the Red Nose. It's just me and Lily, like, in this empty... auditorium or whatever the christmas concert was she's sitting two seats away from me practicing she's like and i was like what she would like practice and then i guess she would mess up i didn't even hear her mess up i was like whoa

Alright. Dude, Lily's so sick. It was really funny. For those of you who don't know, I had a Christmas concert yesterday. It was so good. Lily was there. They all know. They don't know. They literally all know. Chat? Some of you don't know. Wanna chat if you knew. You can't even see chat. I literally have it right here. There's a few twos. There's a few twos. They're lying. Some people missed it. They were busy. They went outside yesterday.

It was a Christmas concert that Cutie put on. Wow. It was amazing. Cutie, Ludd, Lily, Natsumi. Leslie. Austin. Leslie. Sang. TJ Brown. TJ Brown. They were nuts. XX Girlfriend on the piano. Amazing. It was really good. It was great. I think, yes, chat, Maya didn't sing, but we're not actually mad at her. It was nerve-wracking. Yeah. It was bad. I didn't sing on pitch the entire day.

um but i don't feel bad about it usually i think like when you do bad performing like i forgot the words to every song i would beat myself up about it like years ago i think i'd beat myself up about it but i'm like bitch you worked hard yesterday i don't care

Like, I don't care. I could have sang completely, like, with my freaking ears plugged. I don't care. I just wanted to have fun, and I did a great job. You did do a great job. There you go. Holy shit. That's the first time I've ever said that after an event. I was literally going to say I've never heard you speak like that about yourself ever. I did a great job.

I'm so impressed. I did a good job. Nice. Good. Yeah. I think it was one of my best, like, easiest events. Yeah. Well, it was really stressful. I mean, we spent many hours setting up, but... I finally am getting to the point when it comes to events to trust other people. I mean, you saw Taylor yesterday. She was running around doing 100 things. So I think it can only get better. I hope. I hope.

It was pretty smooth. I need a better camera. I think next year I'm going to do, for the people that don't sing, like Maya or Hassan or Will or Myth. I have all these friends out here that don't sing. And even Hassan and... will wanted to come and sit in the audience and they were late of course um but i want to do like a skit and make them do like you know jesus in the manger skit just to include them to include more people because

People want to be a part of that stuff. They think it's fun. Yeah. Man, I have to say, I can talk about this because it was my own mistake and I feel comfortable talking about my own mistake because it's the thing I told you earlier. Yeah. Really? I don't know what you're... Oh. I can say this. I mean, you can. Okay. I don't see why. I thought about it. See? We're checking. We're good. Um... Leslie, who literally... Okay, the Christmas concert is on my YouTube today. And...

90% of the comments are like, Leslie stole the show. She did amazing. Yeah, she did. She sang this version of Last Christmas that I didn't know even existed, and it was like, I could listen to it every day. She sang Last Christmas. It was beautiful.

and before she went on i would like try to make jokes and i didn't think any of these through by the way and i just talk and so i talk about how like last christmas is like a pretty sad christmas song if you really think about it and i like give this speech where i'm like last christmas is like a really sad song about how you give your heart to someone and then they like they like you know keep it like are you okay

Leslie, like, are you good? She's so dumb. Judy was saying all this, and I was like, there's no way she's thanking her now. I wasn't thinking. I was like, when is she going to stop? I thought to myself I could make this joke with anybody, right? Because it's a sad song. So I'm sitting there making this joke and then it hits me and I bet if you watch the stream you can see the moment. I saw it in your face. Because I sit back and I go, oh f***.

Because I realized, I think it's fine to say, I mean it's obvious it's out there, Leslie was engaged last year and she's not engaged this year. And I felt like the biggest jerk in the, I didn't even, oh my god. She was just like, yeah, I'm doing okay. Yeah. I did not even think about it. And you can, I guarantee you can watch it back and see the moment it hits me. And I think to myself.

Like because it was a joke I was gonna make no matter what cuz it's just a sad song It's like the only sad Christmas song that was saying And oh my god, I feel like such an asshole, but I didn't think about it. I literally Yeah, so anyway, we're working on it We're working... It's okay. I know it's Leslie. She, like, wouldn't... Even if I... No one in the world would be serious about that. Like, imagine having that moment. I was just trying to make a joke and I didn't even think about...

It's alright. Next time. But that event went swimmingly, and then we went to dinner afterwards. Yes. Who was your favorite person at dinner last night? You know, stirring up some drama. Hassan's brother. Hasan's brother is sick. Yeah. Yeah, he's really fun to talk to. He's really smart. Has he talked about what he does on stream? I'm pretty sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, they know him. They know him. Yeah, he's been on stream. Man, he's... He, uh...

He was an aerospace major, and he's a... He builds airplanes. Yeah, he's a spacecraft engineer for Boeing. And I had, like, the coolest conversations with him. He was sick. He's very funny, because Austin and I have a fear of flying, and so there's certain... Oh my god. Her and Austin...

We're a bad duo together. Her and Austin were talking about, they were like, I'll never take this model plane, no. I will never fly on a Boeing 737-8 Max. And then he chimes in and he's like, what the f*** are you talking about? Why? Why? Because they have the most fatalities. In the last two years. That is the worst stats I've ever heard in my life. They had an issue.

with you go in the air and it would have like a system failures of some kind and it wouldn't let pilots override it That's messed up, but you know what you didn't even yeah, I haven't even told you about this I go meet tubbo tubbo's in town um still Big fan. No. I wish. I'm sorry. Tubbo's in town. I'm a big fan of Tubbo. I go meet Tubbo. I walk in. I'm like, Tubbo, so nice to meet you. I sit down with Wilbur and Tubbo and...

A few other people. And they start talking about plane crashes. Oh, no. Tubbo and Wilbur. That was targeted. It was targeted. I think it might have been. Tubbo and Wilbur, they have an obsession about plane crashes. That's weird. They're obsessed. Like, I'm not, like, they, like, Wilbur would be like, oh have you ever heard about oh sorry let me be real have you ever heard about the egyptian airline 737 at uh august 17th 1987 and tubbo's like

yes that's my favorite one and he starts jumping up and down and he's so excited to hear Wilbur tell the story and Wilbur starts telling the story and Tubbo's like no no no you're leaving out the most important detail and it's it's great it's they they love it they they're obsessed

It was, it was, I sat there, it was actually kind of fascinating. One of the stories they told me was, it was a Paris flight. Picture this. You do not need to remember these stories. I remember them to my core. I will never forget them in my life. Oh my god. Picture this. You're in Paris. You you're leaving you're going home. You're up in the middle of the air the captains like co-captain you're in charge. I'm gonna go The flight attendant because there's a bed there's a bed

If you guys don't know that, in big flights, there's a bed above the captain's pit or below it. Either one. Okay. And so he gets the flight attendant, goes, and they're doing their thing. And all of a sudden, these things start going off.

And they know all this information because there's audio recording inside of Flake. Oh, God, that's, what a, oh. Yeah, so this is actually very eerie and crazy. So the... some numbers keep going off and he's like talking to the people of the speaker and he's like oh it's fine and keeps overwriting it oh this is what it's this okay there's this thing in this plane

that tells you if you're level or not and back in the day it would freeze over and so it would give you a false reading that the plane's not level especially at night when you can't see um so this guy would it would say he was like too far right or something and he'd adjust it and be like no like now

hour good we're left and he'd do it until the things went off but the things were wrong the whole entire time blah blah blah blah and then um it's been like an hour or something and the the guy comes back and he looks at the coordinates and he's like you us like he literally says to him on the audio tape he's like you us and he's like well what can we do can we fix it he's like no like we're going to die

then you hear because what happened is the whole time he thought they were going he thought they needed to go lower or some like the plane was auto making them he thought the plane was auto making them go higher so he was adjusting it by going lower and by the time the pilot got there they were like feet from the water and so the wing caught the water and that's how they died

Like he was like we're gonna die cuz he just knew they were too low. Yeah, they couldn't adjust cuz even if they went up the back would hit the Or something like that Cuz you know when you fly you're on the wheels and so when it goes up the tail never hits the ground or whatever

I don't remember all the details. I was paying half attention. I've never had a problem with planes. I have gotten in the habit of falling asleep before takeoff and waking up at landing. Which is really cool. It is a blessing. It's so good.

It's so good. I got a three hour flight from- from Austin to LA and I have nailed it. I fall asleep before takeoff, I wake up on the plane histogram. It's incredible. I also have way too much- faith in professionals in pilots and anybody doing anything like if we were crashing i really think i'd just be like they'll fix it wow because what

gonna freak out and be like, oh, what do I do? What do I do? I can't do shit. I don't know anything about any of that. I mean, you could call people at least and be like, hey, I love you. I miss you. Feed my cat. I wouldn't call my mom if a plane was crashing. Really? If I could text her, I would, but I wouldn't call her and put her through that. That'd be super traumatic. I'd never forget that phone call ever. Don't you think she'd rather have a phone call? She might think she would.

But I wouldn't want my mom to remember a phone call like that. That'd be terrible. Oh. I'm the opposite. Whenever I get on a plane, I'm already sending a message to my family. I'm like, okay.

If this goes down, I love you all. By the way, the cat should go to so-and-so. The dog should go to so-and-so. Oh, I gotta... Have you written a will? I gotta write a will. No, I haven't written... Don't talk. I don't want to talk about this. It's just an important thing to do. We have a lot of money, cutie. We gotta...

Make sure that it goes somewhere. My family will get my money. Okay. Someone will get my money. I don't... Oh, my God. I'm stressed. Sorry. Let's not talk about this. Let's talk about something else. You're on your period. Why did you have to go there? Right? Yeah. Me too.

You want to know how I knew? I said this on stream the other day. Welcome to Why About It, also known as Bleed About It. What? It's our new title. Good transition. Yes, let's hear about it. Yes, we're synced up. A couple reasons that I knew why.

I knew that I was getting close to my period. Oh, I thought you were going to say why you knew I was getting close to my period. No, I didn't know that you were getting close to my period. Okay. One, I recently bought a Roomba, like the vacuum. And I feel...

I just started feeling really guilty one day about running him because I was like, he's enslaved. Like, I thought it was really f***ed up. I was like, I feel really bad for him. Oh my god. It got to the point where I was, I didn't do it, but I was so close to, like, scattering cereal on the floor as, like, a treat.

Oh my god. Because I was like, I, like, and I stopped running it. And I was gonna put googly eyes on him. Yeah. And I had them out, like, I bought the googly eyes. I went to put it on him.

Like, I positioned them on him before I glued him on, and I couldn't do it because I was like, it's just going to get worse. Like, I'm going to personify him more, and I won't be able to run him because I'll feel too bad. So that was my first indication. Then my second indication was I was watching a TikTok, and...

They were talking about growing chia seeds. Uh-huh. And he was like, oh, I'm going to grow. Someone was like, grow one chia seed in this pot. And he put, like, six in the pot. And I was just, like, infuriated. Like, I got so angry. I was like- he- because he replied- he made a video replying to the comment that was like, just put one in the pot and see if it grows. And he was like, okay. And then he put in like six. And I was like, why the f-

Would you make that video? Like, I was so angry, just irrationally angry. And then I was like, ah. It's coming. Yeah. I, yeah, I get- It's like a bad two weeks because even while I'm on my period I get very emotional I told I told you about this Ludwig and I went to go see My my neighbor to Toro um which was back in select theaters so we literally planned this ahead what oh okay yes tortura tutorial yeah

um it was in select theaters in la and we like literally had to plan it because it was like a bit out and like a bit of you know and so um we planned this whole thing we go we show up on time we like go to the we the movie attendant guy was like oh it's in theater nine and so we walk on in we sit there we're watching the ads like normal blah blah and then all of a sudden there's a disney short and we're like that's weird but like disney bought

I think Disney bought Spirited Away, or Disney has some sort of weird link of some kind. Anyway, so we were like, it's not that weird if there's a Disney short. And it was a short about two raccoons.

And I could not stop crying. So those shorts are sad, though. Or they can be. They had a happy ending. Oh. But it was, like, so emotional. And I'm gonna have spoiler... alerts my tape is showing it is thank you um they said respectfully so it's fine i respect you for telling me my tape is showing um uh spoiler alert so if you don't want to know how this three minute raccoon short ends plug your ears essentially it's two raccoons baby raccoon mama raccoon mama raccoon has scars on her nose

Or her eye. She looks really gnarly. She's like, she's been through some shit, you know? And they're on the beach and she's trying to get clams for her baby. And the baby's just being curious and like, wants to go chase a seagull, wants to go chase whatever. And the mom's like, no, come back. And like, keeps getting mad at him.

you know that's how angry raccoons sound and he's like and then the baby keeps getting really sad because he just wants to go play you know and i'm sad i'm like the baby just wants to play like and the mom's being really tough and he really just wants to play and at one point oh my god he gets this seashell and he loves the seashell and the mom picks him up and puts him back in this little cave that was safe and actually puts him down the seashell

breaks or something like that and that was it for me i just start i love the seashell i start crying oh my god and then the seagull comes down and he's like oh and he starts chasing the seagull okay because he's baby and he doesn't listen He chased a seagull to this flock of seagulls that's around this carcass that a coyote is at. Bad news for baby raccoon. And, yeah. And so, baby raccoon's like, and starts running.

coyote swipes at him scars on the baby raccoon's nose so he's like his mom just like his mom yeah mom is not happy about this mom goes and saves him We think everything's fine, you know, but we feel really bad because he has scars and he doesn't deserve that and we're really sad because he just wanted to have fun. All of a sudden, years fast forward, that baby is grown up with a new baby.

And same story essentially repeats itself, but then instead of getting mad at that baby, the new raccoon says to that baby, I got these scars because I didn't listen to my mom. And I just cried and cried and cried. And then all of a sudden, the movie Enchanto came up. And we realized we were in the wrong theater.

Wrong movie. Yeah, and so we went over to the right movie. I haven't gone to a movie theater in a long time. People have been telling me that I should go to a movie theater by myself. Because I went to a restaurant by myself the first time the other day. It was horrible at first. And then it was really nice. Because I was at the airport. And I had an hour to kill.

I like going to restaurants by myself. I'm just surprised it's horrible. It was so awkward at first. I actually do it often. Oh my god. It was so awkward for me at first. I was like, this is awful. Everybody's looking at me. I'm a loser. Like, what do I even do right now? But then I started reading and then it was fine. I'm sorry, Swift is snoring. He's sleeping. They're both sleeping. Our podcast is so boring. Hello?

Once, never again. No, I'll do it again. And I gotta go, apparently I have to go to a movie theater alone, but we'll see. I used to, yeah, I like going to movie theaters alone. I haven't done it in years, but I really do like going to, um... Restaurant alone. I probably went to a restaurant alone two weeks ago. I just go and I work. I take my big book and I take notes and stuff. Yeah, I like it. Okay.

So what are the topics? Shall we dive into some juicy topics? Well, I wanted to... I still have more that's happened with my month. Thanks for asking. Sure, Q. Please tell me about your month. What has happened with your month? I've been working, uh, streaming, crying, drinking. That's a song. Working, streaming, crying. Drinking. I know you wanna cry all night. Same. Same, sister. Um, well, I went to a BTS concert. Yeah, how was that? Crazy.

It seems like something I would not enjoy. I don't understand the obsession. Be careful. Sorry. Oof. Sorry. Admittedly, I went to this BTS concert. I didn't know one single song. Didn't know one band member. I don't know a thing about BTS. But I'm open to new experiences. And anyone, I have to preface this because people have gotten mad. BTS fans are very, very, very passionate. Right.

And this was, it was in a suite. It was paid for with other influencers. I did not take a ticket away from a true fan. Oh my God. Are you good? Yes, I'm covering my bases. I did not take it away from a fan because they wouldn't have been invited to the suite with famous offline TV people. Losers. Audio listeners, I dabbed again. Anyway, I go there and I've been to Taylor Swift concerts, I've been to a Justin Bieber concert. The loudest audience I've ever heard in my entire life. Yeah.

like we're in the parking lot and i was like this is loud and you could feel the ground move from the parking lot which i did not like i'm a very anxious person i don't like tight spaces and i'm like here we go and so we go into the We go into our box or whatever, and the whole time you can feel the floor moving from all these people dancing. And it was their last concert in LA. And so they go to each member and, um...

Like they gave this little speech at the end and these guys would like sneeze and the audience would be like, Oh, see, that's so weird. It was interesting.

Um, like, he would, like, someone would wipe their sweat off and they'd be like, like, they'd freak, any micro movement, there was a very loud, like, visceral reaction. And it was genuinely impressive. Um. That the fans are just that into it because like I said, I'm a big Taylor Swift fan and when like These guys could fart and the whole crowd would be like Like they'd be so excited

It was impressive. And when the concert ended, there were multiple girls I saw crying. Yeah. People get really emotional at things like that. It's just, like, overwhelming. And it was, like, really sad. But the really cool thing about one of the guys is he's 30.

Because BTS started years ago, right? Okay. He's 30, and he has this bear strapped on the back of his head. He's his bear, RJ, which I'm a big fan of RJ, by the way. He's my bias. That's because you don't have a favorite. You have bias, just so you know. Okay. This is important. Okay. So he has this big bear on the back of his head. And he's like, yeah, so I just turned 30 and I have a bear taped to my head, so that's kind of cringe. It's RM, you fake fan. No, guys, the bear's name is RJ.

Idiots. RM is another band members name. The bear is RJ. Don't even. RJ is the plushie. You guys are fake fans. Anyway. And so he was, like, very self-aware. Like, he's like, I'm old and I have a bear on my head. Like, this is cringe, but you guys keep supporting me and that's really, really cool. And, like, the band members seem very, very...

Like I said self-aware that was really really cool Their dancing was amazing. They like learn how to dance when they're like kids and so they're like so synced up It was a very cool performance. I'm very happy I got to experience it and I just wish I could be that passionate about anything in my life Yeah, I, yeah. Someone asked me last night, like, my top five favorite artists, and all I could say was Pops Milk. I couldn't think of anybody else that I care about. Really? I don't know.

I was just like, I don't know who else. I just listen to songs. Oh, back to Brooke AB's mom. Okay. Brooke AB's mom was a big fan of the podcast. Okay. And she said to Brooke AB, she's like... I felt so bad for Cutie Cinderella because all she wanted to do was talk about Taylor Swift and Maya would not talk to her about Taylor Swift. I don't want to talk about Taylor Swift. I don't care. I don't care about Taylor Swift. I don't care about your month.

i don't care about your goals and passions dude yeah actually yeah let's talk about your topics maya i don't have topics Last podcast. This is how it starts. Chat, here we go. We're going downhill. We're going downhill fast. Can't wait to get your opinion on hot tub streamers. Oh, we can talk about that. Mm-hmm. This is how the Housewives podcast ended.

Um, no, we, we talked about that earlier today because the last time, and I think we probably talked about this individually on stream, but we had a, we went to dinner with, like, Hassan, Connor, Myth, La, Jay. Lena. Lena. That's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. And for some reason, we just got stunlocked with Hassan on a conversation about women on Twitch and about the Hot Tub Meta and about whatever. And we were just like...

We just argued with Hassan for a long time. To the point that I had to say we're done talking about this because we were getting nowhere. And Hassan hates women.

okay that's not what the conversation was no Hassan actually loves women and he really supports sex work and he thinks it should be normalized on any platform when I would prefer it to not be like i support sex work but i would just prefer it not to be normalized on the platform that i'm on i think there's a time and a place or whatever and so it's funny because

hassan kept saying to us like it doesn't affect women and i would tell him i would tell i would keep telling him i'd be like well this is how it affects me directly as a woman i am woman and hassan was like no no he'd be like no And I was like, Hasan. And then in comes Myth and Connor. No, it wasn't Myth. Okay, in comes Connor. And Connor's already apologized. Yeah, he has apologized, I will say. But in comes Connor.

listening to us very intently by the way and then going to hassan and say what she's saying is and i was like like i could it was oh my god it got to i literally got to the point where i said okay we're done talking about this we're going nowhere and then and then they kept talking about it i said no seriously we are done and then they talked about it again i was like no we are done we're done we're done But...

He had good attention. I, like, talked about it a bunch, and then I was like, I just gotta go. Yeah, Maya went to the bathroom. I was like, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom just for a second. Just hold on. And then when I went to the bathroom, Connor goes, Hasan, like, what she means is... I'm curious, like, stop, stop.

I was like, we are done. We are done. Oh my god. But no, Connor didn't know he was doing that. He texted me after. He felt really bad. Yeah, he literally said to me later that night, too. He was like, I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to mansplain. And you're like, that's okay. It was so funny. It was so ironic.

but it's just it's just so funny when uh any there's nothing to do i mean obviously i'm we're not we're not we don't care about hot tub streamers right now there's nothing it's whatever they have their own section and that's the best twitch can do and thank you for that twitch like i i don't care to dive into it it doesn't affect me as much as it used to and that's fabulous that's true same and i it it was the biggest it was like

one of the first times that it felt like twitch actually um listened and for those in chat who missed this how does it affect you it's just the overall sexualization of women and like the just chatting section when you're sitting next so i'd be i would literally be sandwiched between indie fox and amaranth which isn't a bad place to be mind you we would love that um but people would come into my chat and they'd be like go get in a hot tub

and i'd be like i'm trying to i was gonna watch some youtube videos and so it just got really toxic and blah blah and it would just get really really bad that you know it was expected of girls to get in it but they would also be like you know erob would be next to us and none of no one would go into his chat and tell him to go get in a hot tub

So it was just whatever. And so it just affected people negatively and blah, blah, blah. But Twitch making that filter has significantly, significant, like, it's literally, it was kind of night and day. I'll be real. It went from like... Probably like 20 to 50 people a day down to make maybe one. Which is huge. Like one person says get in a hot tub. I don't get it hardly at all anymore. I don't think I've been told to get in a hot tub for a minute. So.

That's kind of cool. Oh my god. It's such a big topic. I have so many things to say about each. It's too much. That's the run-of-the-mill answer. I did. I had a lovely hot tub stream, admittedly. True. You did do that? That was great. It was a good hot tub stream. Next podcast in a hot tub. Nice. Yeah, if you get us both to 20k subs.

yeah let's do that that's our sub goal both of us get to 20k subs and both of us will do a of the podcast in a hot tub big time pay your way there boys and we'll do it god oh It's so frustrating. It's all right. It was okay. Anyway, that was a fun dinner, though. That food was so good. It was like a bunch of raw meat. It was like this really cool Japanese place, which I don't eat raw meat.

Do you want to say something? No. Yeah, there was a lot of ramy. It was very fancy. There was bone marrow fried rice. That was fancy. Ooh, that was so good, actually. It actually was really good. Your chat keeps saying uncage. No. There's nothing more to say about it. I think our positions are similar and I think everybody already knows what we think about it.

it's just like there's so many things that i want to articulate but i just like i'm not i'm not gonna deal with it's not worth it it'll be misconstrued right blah blah and so it's not worth it it's not worth people not Truly understanding it. And that's the whole point of perspective is to give perspective. No one will understand it fully unless you experience it, but. It'll grow the podcast. You got a point there. It's, you know, it's a very frustrating thing to watch. Anyway.

I went to a BTS concert. I went to Girls Night. Yes. I went to Valkyrie's. I got invited to a Valkyrie stream. I know. How was that? I'm famous. How does it feel to be friends with me? It's fine. Could be better. How was the stream though? Was it fun? Was it awkward? Um, I was late. Cutie. I'm sorry. I'm always late. That is such- Are you that person?

I don't mean to be. I really don't mean to be. That's the worst personality trait you can have. I feel bad every time. Then fix it, bitch. I try to fix it. I don't understand LA. I don't understand LA. Everything will say it's five miles away. That means an hour. And then I'll leave an hour beforehand and I won't get there for two. I don't get it. I've never had a problem with you being late.

That's because it hasn't been in person. But I've also always had to come to you, I think. Yeah, I haven't like waited on you for something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but- I'm fine with late people. No, no, no. Let's talk about Angie. Anyone who owns a home knows how much work it takes. Whether you're dealing with daily maintenance, emergency fixes, or even a dream renovation, it's so hard to find the right help.

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or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I dot com. I was late on accident. I was also having awful period cramps, and so... But what I think... I think I might have taken Toast Seat. Damn. And so I have this social anxiety afterwards. Oh. Because I walk in late and there's only one seat empty. And so naturally I'm like, oh, I'm trying to get in my seat fastest. And I sit down.

And then... And then he came back? Well, he was holding the camera, but then all of a sudden they put the camera on a tripod. No! And I was like... What do I do? Because it had been like 15 minutes, and I'm like... And I already started painting on the easel app and I thought about it and I was like I shouldn't talk like it's too late to bring it up and even like I spent the whole night like I couldn't sleep because I was thinking about it I was like oh my god what if I took a seat and like

You didn't cutie. He didn't want to do it. Are you sure? I finger painted the whole thing. Wow. I did a good job. It's very on brand. Did lead just end? Why? I don't know. I just see him walking around. Pacing he's just being he's just working out. How about just asking? Yeah, you could have just asked I didn't read it was too late. It was like just spit out that grape. It's not how it works Yeah, you guys don't understand toast wanted to film and chill. Don't worry

So stressful. It was so stressful. That is a lot. But yeah, I painted. It was really nice. Whenever people invite me to stuff, and it's not like, I don't know, if you invite me to stuff, you're different. People I'm really comfortable with, if you invite me to stuff... it's nice but i don't like get worried about it if that makes sense like i'm like thank you so much but like valky invites me and i'm like how do i express my gratitude for inviting me

Like, how do I do that? As weird as that is, like, I just want to, like, be like, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Like, I don't deserve the invite because you don't know me. Oh, don't do that. Isn't that weird? Yeah, that's crazy. I know. It makes you look really small. Don't do that. I know, but I don't mean to, but I just feel bad that they invited me because. Oh, my God.

I didn't have to. Like, I know I'm not okay. But you never want to listen to the reasons I'm not okay. Please tell me the reasons you're not okay. New section of the podcast. Where should we start? Let's get ready. Um, yeah. We didn't do our, are we splitting up, are we splitting up an hour for audio or no? We're just. How, what are we at? It's been an hour and 20.

I don't know. Audio listeners, none of you have listened. Have any of you listened to it on Spotify? You're going to lie to me. We haven't even known it was on Spotify. It's on Spotify. And no. Okay. Love that. We're trying to decide, okay, when you become audio listeners, we're trying to decide, would you rather listen to this on Spotify in a big chunk, so one three-hour or four-hour episode, or multiple...

hour episodes. How would you prefer it posted? Well, I don't really care what you want. I think that multiple hours would be better because then we can weave in more sponsors. They're all saying big chunk. But we could weave in more ad segments if it was one hour each. Okay. I don't know how that works, so we'll see if this is in multiple segments or not. Whatever. We'll figure it out after this one. But we'll pretend.

That we know what we're doing. Cool. Very cool. How many viewers are we at? Validate me. 8.1. 8.1? 8.1. The podcast is going downhill. Yeah, we've already... Well, chat, this is the last episode. We tried our best. That's too bad. That's too bad. It was a good run. It was a good run. My Twitch app says 3.8. Shit. Oh, no. Oh, no. Here we go.

Well, we'll see you next time. It's not over, actually. Okay. We talked about BTS concert. We talked about Brooke's mom. We talked about Taylor Swift. We talked about Girls Night. I've done a lot this month. I don't even remember what I've done this month. You've got to write it down. I had Thanksgiving with my family. Oh yeah, how was that?

Fine. My grandfather's in a cell and has a lot of very conservative opinions. I talked to him a lot. It was a good time. Uh-huh. Um, I saw some other family, uh... Try to explain Twitch to my family again. Also a good time. Very confusing every time. Very difficult. Yes. Um. I don't know. I've just been working at Alvaez. Doing stuff in my apartment. I learned that, uh.

I like living alone. That's exciting. Yeah. I thought that I didn't, and it wasn't at all, like, because of Sammy or anything, but I realized once I had someone living in my apartment with me for four days, I was like... holy like i gotta live alone like yeah i really like living alone yeah um i don't think that's weird i guess that's a good because i was the same way i think i think a lot of people like when i first moved in with all the boys a lot of people would say to me like

Like in chat, they'd be like, oh, do you not like the boys because I said I prefer living alone? It's not even about the people. Like, I live with the best people you could ask for. It's not about the people. It's just... It's nice. I just like being able to walk around in my underwear.

Fair. Yeah, and like have your own messes and not feel bad about them until later. Yeah, exactly. I used to, like when I lived alone, I would craft more because I could set it up and I wouldn't worry about taking it down until I was done.

and so it's like weird things like that that i get really worried about i can't listen to music loudly without feeling very nervous and self-conscious and yeah so there's just some things well not living like i could do that with ludwig by the way people are like ludwig it's like

obviously i can walk around my underwear in a blood wig i could set my crafts up with ludwig it's more like respectful to other roommates i don't want to take up the whole dining room table right because i wouldn't want them to take up the whole dining room table so i need to treat them the way i want them to treat me so that's just how it works

But I prefer living alone too. Actually, exciting update, and I can talk about this because Ludwig talked about this on his podcast, is soon, at some point, Ludwig and I will go to our own place, which will be sick. and selling this one um yeah i don't know we just built this studio i i'm sorry about that um the good thing is the most expensive part was the furniture and stuff yeah

So we can move it. Yeah, we can have a she shed anywhere. Okay. It was a good run. It's a while. Chat, that's it. It's a while until that happens. You just said soon. Well, okay. Well, soon in like... Honestly, this is a compromise. Everyone in chat is like, not Austin. No, it's going to be California still. Did Maya move to LA? Fuck now. Whoa, attitude. Fuck now.

I hate LA. Me too, but I live here. Yeah, the only- I come here for the podcast, and because I should, I hate this place. I'm gonna be honest. I really just don't like it. You had a good day today. I didn't do jack shit today. I know, and that felt good. If I'm weird, I don't feel good. She's never coming back. I'm never coming back. Um...

Yeah, the boys will still be nearby. Ludwig's dream is to have like a cul-de-sac and have like all of his friends in it. Classic. Yeah. Yeah, classic. So they'll be nearby no matter where we move. We'll be shopping for two houses. But yeah, I'm very excited because I, I, yeah, I want to be able to make my messes. I want to be able to listen to Taylor Swift really loud. I want to, I want to be able to have like, for example, when you live with like five people and you have one guest room.

it's like there's always someone in the guest room and someone sleeping on the couch it just gets like overwhelming and so it'll be nice to be like have whoever I want over whenever I want instead of having to be like hey you know navigating that stuff so it's just really nice to It'll be awesome. I'm very excited about that. So, yeah. We should bring Hassan on this podcast. You said we can't have guests on this podcast. I really don't want to have guests. Guys, guests are so hit or miss.

It's like, it can be, it can, like, make the, it can make or break the podcast, it really can. The cool thing about us is we could get any guests we wanted. I know, but it just stresses me out. We could only have them for an hour. Like, if we start and do our normal thing, and then they get here, like...

At 7pm or something. How are they gonna leave? We're all just sitting here and we're like, alright, it's 8pm. No, we start. And we're gonna expect them to show up on time? Yeah, if they don't, then we don't care. We just keep talking until they're here. I don't know. You're a stress case. I'm a stress case. I feel fine. Oh my god. I just think adept- I don't know. I don't like guests. They're just like- Special guests. Adept. Milena. Mikayla. Yeah!

That'd be sick. That'd actually be sick. That would be so fun. We could do a reunion. Reunion tour. Yeah, I don't know. Well, it's a new podcast. We're figuring out, okay? Why bring Hassan on? Because he's our friend and he lives close? I want to bring Hassan on because he's juicy drama. We need the clips. We do need the clips. We need the clips.

Yeah, she's thinking she's a business-minded. She's business-minded. A businesswoman. Hasan will help us get canceled, and then we can profit off of the cancellation. This cat is so cute. He's really cute. Well, you don't have plans tomorrow. What are you going to do with your day at? I literally don't know. Because I had plans to go hang out with those YouTube guys, but then they said they couldn't film tomorrow.

So, I no longer have plans tomorrow. Cutie has to film. I have to film with TSM. So, I got nothing. I don't know. What I want to do is go home. No, I just want to like Uber to like the beach or something and just walk around by myself. Oh my god, do that. No, I shouldn't do that. I'm in LA for four days. Why? You can relax. No, I need to hang out with people. It's such a waste. No, you can treat it like a vacation.

No. I treated today like a vacation. I read all day. You could've gone to the beach. No. If you want to go... I'll be right... I shouldn't say where I'm gonna be. Um... Anyway, you- Go on Hassan's stream? That's what she said. That's what I said. I said go to Hassan's house. What am I gonna do on Hassan's stream? I don't even know. He will have you sit there and he will show you videos. That's what he does. Oh, it sounds familiar. It sounds like not that much fun. Um...

You can go to Adept's house. Adept will do a baking stream or something. And we can do something tomorrow night. It's so, I just don't want to do anything. Um, you don't have to. You could just stream at the beach. No, I don't want to stream. I don't know. That is the same thing as networking. If you just go to the beach and stream chat, do you want to go to the beach? No. I don't have a, I'm not, I don't want to, no. I don't want to stream.

Chat wants to go to the beach. They all want to go to the beach. They said no. That was delayed. They literally don't want to go. So many people are saying yes right now. Okay, a few people are saying no. But a lot of them are saying yes. They would like to go to the beach.

I'll figure it out. You could pick up trash at the beach. I did that recently. It was lovely. I saw that for the Mr. Beast video. Yeah, it was a lovely time. I got attacked by- I could go hang out with Mr. Beast. He's not here. Fuck. I go hang out with- I hate to break it too. With H3H3. You could. No. Okay. I don't know him. Aiden Ross? I could go hang out with Aiden Ross. He would probably reply. Can you ima- I know, but can you imagine the shit that- Oh, God.

People would be so annoying if I went and hung out with Aiden Ross. Okay, we can think of more options. But also, he's a child, and... Well, I say that like I'm... I just feel... You're also a child. I feel too... I feel like I'm too old to hang out with Aiden Ross. You're not old, you're just bitter.

i am a little bitter she's a little bitter that's okay maybe you could i don't know what you could do i'm out of ideas it's fine i have a paint set and a canvas you go to the beach and do a painting stream that's fun that is a good idea thank you I'm just not gonna do it. You are the worst. I'll take you to the beach and we'll do painting, okay? No, you won't. You're gonna film. A different day. A different day. We'll do that.

What if I'm done filming actually I actually can't do it after we're done filming because I have a very important meeting tomorrow with with a feature For big thing big things before i tell you guys what it's for i um do you think it's offensive i put together events right that's what i do Is it offensive? Oh, this is so dumb. What? Are you going to say the thing about it being on your stream? No. Okay, go ahead. Oh. Do you think it's offensive? Somebody said, somebody said, um, that might...

My, I'm not a good streamer. I'm a good event planner. Yes, that's offensive. That's so offensive, right? It's very offensive. I heard that today and it genuinely hurt my feelings. That's not true. Who said that? Ms. Kiff. He said that? Someone in his chat said it and then he agreed with them.

But he like made a joke agreeing with them, but it's still like the person in the chat said that and it hurt my feelings It's made me think about it all day because I'm actually I'm genuinely very insecure about my solo streams because I do think they're not that great Because people always say they're cozy and I think that means boring

Cozy doesn't mean boring. But I hear you. No, that's a really shitty thing to say. It's not true. And so I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since someone, since that was said, and I just... I don't know. I like planning the events. I really, really do. Cozy is boring. People that are saying cozy is boring, listen. Everybody wants something different from a stream, right? People say cozy is boring. Like, cozy is not like you're...

off the walls doing content being super crazy wild doing crazy all the time some people don't want to watch streams like that that doesn't mean that it's boring it's just not like super high octane stream that you're used to and just chatting nowadays i think i

I think I do creative stuff still. You do? I don't know. My chat decorated ornaments the other day, but it was kind of boring, because I'm like, what do we talk about while I color? I can't do art on stream anymore, because I stopped talking. Yeah. It's bad.

Yeah, and so I think maybe that's my problem is I just don't I don't think it all the way through But anyway, we're working on that I I think um My next Okay, my next question is, you've seen Streamer of the Year, Dream, was nominated, but won, Streamer of the Year.

Which is very cool. I think Dream has had a massive influence, and I think that's very cool that he won. And then Valky also won, like, Streamer of the Year with the Streaming Awards or something. I don't know Dream at all. There's a... I don't know him either, but he has a massive following, and...

Yeah, I don't know what his content is. I think he's earned it. I think you can say... I think you'd be a jerk to say anybody didn't earn it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, I don't think there's any reason for that. I do think... I mean...

Personal opinion, I think Ludwig was snubbed, of course I'm gonna think that. That's fair. I really think Ludwig had an amazing year, and the fact that he didn't get nominated was messed up. Even just a nomination. There are definitely people that work harder than others that get less. Yeah, Nim. Yeah. Nim deserves so much more than he has, and he works so hard, and you too.

Germa. Yeah, Germa. Like, there are people that do so much and they work so hard and they just get less. I don't know why. I don't know if it's the algorithm. I don't know if it's because other people got lucky. I don't know if it's because people don't want to see people doing crazy stuff.

but it's pretty garbage. Part of me thinks sometimes that I have ruined my chances because I've had so many bad moments that I think a lot of people have written me off because of that. Sometimes I just want to be like... i just want to like a tweet or something and be like hey if you've ever written me off please just give me one more chance because i've made mistakes i make them live all the time dude that's the hard part about being a creator is it's all in the moment

Well, it's all concreted in the internet. Yeah. Look at even Alinity. Alinity's had like the biggest comeback ever. People love her now, but the amount of people that are still like, guys, remember when she threw her cat? Yeah, it's crazy. It's never gonna go away. No. It's so sad, actually.

Um. The same with me coming up with Miz. That's never gonna go away. Yeah, that's never gonna go away. It gets really sad when you really think of it. It's just a part of your history. But it did get you where you are. yeah i mean you grew through the raw show you know and through your like moments smiley face your moments i i will say i'm gonna say um

Streamer of the Year. Those awards, the award shows that I've seen. Chad, I said Raj because it was the Raj show at the time. It was the Raj show. I have never really been on the Austin show. The award shows that I've seen have felt pretty deaf. Like, just out of touch. Like, the fact that Game Awards was just, like, ads. I haven't watched them. That's all it was.

I will say this. I haven't said this formally, but I'm going to say this now. The theater I am meeting with is to host my own award show. Wee woo. I've said it. It's going to be huge. Like, actually huge. It's going to be huge. It's going to be a red carpet event, 300 streamers in person. I don't even know. I don't know why you think 300. Dude, I don't know 300 streamers. Oh, I do. I absolutely do.

I think 300 is, I think I'm going to be closer to 500. Yeah. 500? I could barely, I'd have a really hard time naming 100. Um. you're out of your mind anyway it's gonna be massive it's gonna in my opinion it's gonna be the most in touch because it's gonna be categories like best minecraft streamer best call of duty streamer best league of legends streamer blah blah all chat vote it all blah blah um yeah it's gonna be cool

We're not going to call it the shit awards chat. Huh. You know what's going to be hard? What? It's like, because you're going to, if you're going to get that many people, you're going to get people from all different communities. Like. Actual gamers, like FPS gamers, Minecraft, LSF, you know, whatever, communities. Uh-huh. And you're gonna co-host with people that we're friends with. Uh-huh. And the, like...

50 people in the audience and their chats are gonna love, like, the jokes, and everybody else is gonna be so confused. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I think there's still, like, that moment where they get a highlight. Like, cause, you know, even FPS...

there's a winner of that category that person goes up there they get to talk they get to accept their speech they wait for that they're rooting for the person that they um love so I think it's gonna be really really cool I think it's gonna include a lot of people and

It's going to be... You should co-host with Forsen. If Forsen will come, Forsen, you can co-host with me. That's a huge invitation. Yeah, that's huge. He's going to be so excited about that. He'll love to come. I know we know Forsen. Forsen. I know you've been asking to come to one of my events. This is your invite. Anyway, it's going to be early next year, but...

Yeah, it's going to be huge. I think it's just, I was just so sick of watching. I think NIMS is the closest to an in-touch one, but it still doesn't highlight enough people, like individuals. And so, and I like having, I would love to have all these people.

Like together and so I think it'll be really cool. So we'll see how it goes, but there's still a lot of stuff in progress But I'm saying it now because then if you see someone copying me, you'll be like, uh-uh, that's the cutest idea. Stop it. Say uh-uh, it's already being done. There you go. Shut up.

so yeah that's crazy that's so exciting because i'm putting a deposit on a theater so you know you can't don't let anyone do not let anyone copy this because because all the money's coming out of my pocket boys so yeah a little nervous over here speaking of money do you know My concert yesterday, just to give an idea of how much events cost, my concert yesterday cost me around $12,000, and I made about $1,000. You're so dumb.

yeah i mean you're not no it's worth i mean you got 25k that's it doesn't you can't you can't quantify that monetarily yeah but i think i think how it works though chat is like i do it this year i learn these things and then next year hopefully i can get a sponsor for it it's hard because i'm a smaller streamer that puts together these big events and so it's hard to um

sell me to sponsors because it's hard to predict how well they're due chat it's it's huge that she $12,000 shirt right she does that event she gets 20,000 concurrence on an hour long stream which is insane next year she's like look i did this christmas concert i had this name this name this name and this name here this is my concurrent viewership sponsor it again it's gonna be bigger this year and she makes back double like yeah that's the goal that's what i'm trying to do

So we'll see. Dude, you got... My tape. Audio viewers, the cleavage. We talked about it. I have... It's all taped up. Didn't hit me up out of pocket. Tara, we would love a sponsor for this podcast. Help. Tara, help us get a sponsor for this podcast. We were close. We almost were gonna get a sponsor for this one. Yeah, and then Maya decided to swear. But then, I...

Okay, hold on. It had nothing to do with me swearing. I just hardballed it. Cutie was like, oh yeah, we can do that. And I was like, no. Yeah, she hardballed it. I should actually... Anyway. We'll figure it out. But I'm going to have a sponsor for the award show, if not multiple sponsors. Oh, you got it. I have to because I literally can't afford it. I won't have the money. So yeah, we're working on that. But anyway, I just...

I hope you guys are excited for that in the future. Speaking of events and all these award shows you see right now, I think, I'm hoping this will be better than all of them combined. Someone said whose idea was it to make this podcast? I think it was mine. It was Maya's idea. I just... After that, like, it was really important to me to have a female-run podcast, and when Housewives ended, I was really sad. And I was like, I just think I should...

I don't know. I like podcasts. I think they're good. And I think they're fun. I think it's good content occasionally. And I was like, I don't have another person. I don't want to do it with a man. So I was like, I don't have another person in my life that...

is capable of running a podcast, or that I wouldn't feel like pulling teeth to get to show up, you know? Like, someone that's actually gonna try. Now you have to show up. Right. But somebody that's, like, actually gonna try and put in effort, and I was like, it's gotta be cutie. I think I've put in an okay amount of effort. You put in a fuckton effort.

I mean, it's been good. Well, you have to show up every time. So I try to make up for it by making sure everything's ready. Yeah, it's been good. Housewives was a really good podcast, you're right. Housewives was a sick podcast, but it's just so much harder to organize five people. Maya barely speak- bro. I'm sorry. No, no, no. That's not true. You guys are so not- I remember on Housewives 2, just like-

It's like you'll go a couple minutes without talking and people are like, good one, Maya, lol. Like, and it's like, there are five people here. Like, relax. We're having a very balanced, normal conversation. Please. Maya, talk more. What do you want to tell me about, Maya? Um... I'm gonna tell you right now I'm wearing Spanx, and it's digging into my thigh. I'm wearing Spanx, but it's not doing that. Sorry. I think it's a size too small. Um, I think we should start talking about some raunchy sh-

I think it's about that time of night. Because I have now had some alcohol in me. You know what I mean? But... I don't know where to start. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm mixing. Wow, thank you for the subs. It's Sid. Sid. What was he? You met him last night. Oh, my God. Oh, what's up? What's up? Hello. Welcome to the podcast. Thank you for the subs. Aw, Sid. I love Sid so much. Okay, Chad, I don't know where to start. We kind of talked about... We talked about a lot of stories last time. Um...

Talk about the animal sex dream. No, no, you want to know why because every time I bring that up I don't know why I do this, because it's failed me four times in a row, or three times in a row. I start talking about, like, bed bug sex, and I was like, I can tell you everything about bed bug reproduction. I did it last night at the table. Yeah, she did it at the table. Oh, God. I did it at the table with, like, Ludd and Hassan.

and his brother. And I was like, what'd you do at the table? I was like, I can tell you about bed bug reproduction. Like, I can tell you so much about it. And I told them, and it's just, most people just don't care as much as I think they would. I have to walk off cam and... pull this out of my thigh it's digging i just think most people are gonna care like i care and they and they never do so i'm not gonna talk about that

She's fine. He's like so bad. He thinks you're dying. Oh, I am dying. It was in my thigh. She's okay. And so you have to pull it out of your thigh. And so it's like when you wear a wristband that's too tight. Ow, it was in my thigh. Alright, we're good. We're good. Lucy gives the everything's plus I'm wearing shorts. So like doubled up you guys won't get it unless you are Spanx So what is there to talk about?

um oh swift is there are there any segues here we've talked about oh we talked about the vibrator we can talk about that okay i don't like sex toys so there's this you don't goop have you heard about goop no goop is that scamming lady she's a scammer essentially guys who's goop ran by i don't know what you're talking about

Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, she runs this company called Goop, and it's like just a scam 90% of the time. Is it lube? No, it's just like a beauty company or something. And she'll be like, put seaweed and dirt on your face, and you look 10 years younger. Like, it's a total scam. At one point, they were selling, like, egg whites you put on your vagina to, like, make, like, your vagina tighten. And they, yeah, they sold a pussy candle. A candle that smelled like vaginas. Ew. Yeah. Ew.

Which I can't imagine smells good. I saw this TikTok today of this girl that was like, she's been putting her menstrual blood on her face as like a face mask every month. And she was like, it's a way to connect to my inner woman or whatever. It's like, hi.

it's like a way to like reconnect with my femininity and then she was talking about how the patriarchy has forced us to think that menstrual blood was disgusting and like gross and I think blood is disgusting but that's the thing I was like I would not put that blood anywhere near my face Like, that's- I just don't think that that has to do with- I think that the grossness is that it's very, very close to your anus and your urethra.

I do think something that men have done, and hear me out, feminist moment, is the fact that we can make fun of farts and dirty, gross balls, but we can't make any jokes about... periods periods are ill and balls are fucking dick cheese is hilarious but periods are gross that's fair fair enough but yeah anyway she said that but we were talking about what are we talking goop goop scan goop um

Yeah, I would not want a vagina candle. No, I'm talking about this because they had this recent episode of Goop where this, like, they have these sex doctors that are only legal in California that teach you how to orgasm.

If you, like, they essentially, like, through experimentation? Yes, they, like, finger you or whatever. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, but, like, in a medical way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't do that in a medical way, dude. You can't. They literally stand there and they, like.

navigate stuff and they're like have you ever felt this before and the person's like no and then they're like what the heck so they teach you how what you want what you like which is very interesting in my opinion there's so many there are so many variables yeah you cannot do that in a control setting there's no way like that i just like they have them like in a doctor's office and like it's usually like the same gender oh

But that changes everything, too. It's very interesting. That's a lawsuit and a half. Guys, look it up. It's like a physical sex therapist or something like that. They're only legal in California. Yeah.

I don't think it's only the same gender I think like you can like request but the one I was reading was like the same gender and like for example these these two like lesbians that have gotten together they are married and they're like you know they're like we don't know how to please each other and so they went to the doctor and the doctor literally showed them and they were like wow i've never had an orgasm like that in my life

huh because they just don't know you don't know because half the stuff you don't even like you know you don't know where spots are you don't have to look for they don't teach that and so they like learn which is so interesting i think Another, like, feminist moment. It's actually crazy how few women orgasm. Yeah. We've talked about this. Have we? Yeah. And how many men orgasm. The fact that sex, the completion of sex is so traditionally.

Male orgasm. That is so weird. Yeah. That's so weird. Anyway. I don't really fuck with sex toys. I've never really fucked with sex toys. Sammy and her mom took me to get my first sex toy when I was 20. That's crazy. 20? I think. Yeah, 20. What'd you get? Just a vibrator, like a very normal vibrator. Yeah. No, no, no, that's not true. Oh. I got my first vibrator when I was 18, and I never used it. And then they took me to get a different one when I was 20. Did you use it?

I mean, yeah, of course. And you didn't like it. I've never picked it up by myself and been like, yep, this is going to help me right now. Never. That's crazy. Yeah. And you know what is- what's also crazy is the first one, the first one that I bought, I- maybe this is like a really dumb take, I don't know. But it was ba- it was practically a dick. Like, it was practically a dildo.

wow and it was like target it was pink it was like made for women you know of course and i was like how is this gonna help me like this isn't gonna help me at all like this isn't a this isn't a sex toy for women this is a sex toy for men Like, why? Yeah. Anyway, there's my first experience. Wait, why is this a sex toy for men? Because they have to use it. For men to use on women.

Yeah. But it's not something that I would- if I wasn't dating somebody at the time, would I ever buy that and think this is gonna help me pleasure myself when it's literally just a dildo? No. Maybe. Not for me. Well. The amount of women that orgasm because of penetrative sex is so small. It's just not for women. I know. So why wouldn't you just get a normal vibrator? Like ones that are like the size of like your thumb. It also vibrated. Well that.

Well, I don't know about all that. I'm lost. I don't know about that. Everybody's question marking me and I'm super, did I say something that doesn't make sense? I would assume if it still vibrates, you could use it. Yes. Yes. Yeah. What I'm trying to say is the first sex toy that I ever purchased was a big pink dildo that vibrates. Yeah, it was basically a dildo, which...

isn't what I needed to orgasm. It wasn't even close. Well, yeah, so you don't learn how to orgasm. Yeah, but they marketed it to women. They were like... this is gonna help you and it was like no like this is what men think is gonna help you no that's fair okay i get it now i get it now i get it now because most people do not finish through because of a penis it's not why yeah penises actually don't do let's talk about that

What are penises for? Just babies. I'm not, I'm no, like, sex therapist, but there are, like, clitoral orgasms and there are penetrative orgasms, or those aren't the words for them, but... It's because of clitoral stimulation. It's not because of a penis going into your vagina. It's just not why you're orgasming. So that's what I'm trying to say. Chat doesn't get it. I don't think they get it. It's fine.

Chat can't find their shampoo. They can't find a clitoris. It's important for you guys to know. It just sounded weird. I'm sorry that I phrased it weird. You phrased it in a way that even confused me. I was like, wait, they're trying to sell it to men? I'm a little bit tipsy. No, they weren't trying to sell it to men. They're marketing it to women. They're like, this is going to help you cum, but it was basically just a penis. I mean, there's 10%.

that does. 10%? I believe. I believe that's what it is. I'm gonna Google it. This is stats we need. Percentage. Percentage. Hello, Seer. Of women. That orgasm from penetration. If you sing it, it sounds less harsh of a word. My wife tells me there are women, how she has friends that never have, and that still shocks me. You know how many friends I have who have never? So many. So many. It's actually crazy. It makes- I mean, that shit's crazy to me. Sorry. That was like a lot. That was a lot.

Less than 20% of women can orgasm from penetration. Less than 20%. So that means if you have had sex with 10 women, only 2 of them could... have orgasms from your dick. Which means if you didn't touch the clit from the other eight, they faked it. And women are great at faking it. That's not what that means. Because you can't tell. You can do other stimulation while you're inserted.

Well, I'm just saying, if they didn't do anything, there's a bunch of people in chat that don't know that. A bunch of people in chat don't know when it's fake. That's true. I mean, it's very, yeah. It's a thing that happens all the time. Yeah. Well, well, 80% is insured orgasm from, or 78%, and then there's 2% that just can't orgasm, I guess. Insured. No fucking way. It's only 2%. They can't orgasm at all. They can't or they have not? Can't. Okay. Can't. It's only 2%.

So it's 78% sex ed. Welcome to the sex ed podcast. From clitoral stimulation. And then 20% can... Less than 20% is... I don't know. I googled. I don't know if it's right, but... I thought it was even less than 20%, to be honest, but... Yeah, same. 20% seems pretty high. Um... Have you heard about the NASA had an experiment where they were trying to learn about dolphins? Okay. You'll love this. Animal Girl. I love dolphins.

Um, let me get this straight, actually. I want to quote this so I don't mess it up. Dolphins fuck everything. Yeah. So, um, let me see. My sister-in-law worked for issues in the Navy, and she trained dolphins for the Navy to tag bombs. To tag bombs? What? How? I don't know how the training works. What does that mean? They trained the dolphins to go tag bombs underwater.

Before the Navy. In 1960s, Margaret Levat was part of a NASA-funded project to communicate with dolphins. So she worked with a dolphin named Peter. And eventually, she would, um... Um, she would start, like, jerking off Peter the Dolphin. Okay. Um, and, um. Like, as reinforcement? As, like, um. She said he was sexually coming of age and a bit naughty. And that led to her eventually living with Peter 24 hours a day. She would stay at, like, work.

And, like, live with Peter. And, um, would, like, jerk him off every day. Um, and, like, said she, like, kind of fell in love with Peter. And once they figured this out... Wait. Oh. She said she fell in love with him? Yes. Yes. That's too bad that she said that. Yes. Because I was kind of backing her for a second.

Why? Because I was telling you, if you're gonna have a single dolphin in captivity that you want to perform, like, a number of behaviors, like, that juvenile dolphin is gonna have needs, and, like, you could use... sexual like reinforcement for an animal like that what dolphins fuck everything so you're saying like you want the dolphin to jump through a hoop his prize is getting jerked off for all animals oh my god

Look, for all animals that you train, you work on, you find their primary and their secondary reinforcers. That's what I do with Ludwig. Yeah, their primary and their secondary reinforcers. Good job, you got me flowers today. Right. For a dolphin, dolphins are extremely sexual, extremely hormonal, especially when they're coming of age. If you have one, like, their primary reinforcer may be sexual. Um, okay, so what happened?

is she was like very empathetic and she could tell essentially when when the dolphin would like like essentially she could tell when the dolphin needed to let one out is how it started okay like uh so it um

Her dream was to teach the dolphin how to speak English. So that's where it all came from. So when he'd learn something good and he'd get antsy or whatever, she'd jerk him off. And she said... that every single night everyone else would get in their cars and drive away and there's this big brain floating around all night and it amazed me that people kept leaving and

she like she felt like she was wrong she was like oh this big dolphin brain that's like getting so smart or whatever so she'd stay there 24 hours a day to watch peter um uh Let me find more information. One second, one second, one second. Essentially, they would hang out to the point that she started questioning why she was even there, kind of. But she was convinced that the dolphin learned how to say M.

Which was M for Margaret. And she was like, wow, this is amazing. Oh, that's such a red flag. She felt like the dolphin was learning to love her. You know what that sounds like, chat? Some bitch being like, my horse would never love me. My horse loves me. Um, and at one point, people suggested that he got, he needed, Peter needed to go in a tank with another dolphin to socialize with other dolphins, and she said no. She was like, like jealous, like Margaret. Huh?

Where was this? What facility? This is NASA. NASA. This was a NASA program in the 60s. NASA allowed a human female to romantically get involved with a dolphin. They didn't realize. Okay. So this is what happens. Dolphins get sexual urges, said the vet Andy Williamson who looked after the animal's health at the dolphin house. I'm pretty sure Peter had plenty of thoughts along those lines.

And then Margaret said, Peter liked to be with me. He would rub himself on my knee or my foot or my hand and at first I would put him downstairs with the girls, she said. But transporting Peters downstairs proved to be disruptive to the lessons that faced with this frequent arousals and it seemed easier for Margaret to relieve his urges herself manually.

I allowed that, she says. I wasn't uncomfortable with it. As long as it wasn't rough, it would just become a part of what was going on. Stop, you're making it sad. Hold on. This dolphin was not penetrating this woman. Can we be very clear about that? He was rubbing on her foot or thigh or leg or something. Right. It wasn't like they were like having sex.

It would become a part of what was going on, like an itch. Let's just get rid of it, scratch it, and move on. And that's how it seemed to work out. It wasn't private. People could observe it, she said. For Margaret, it was a precious thing. Which was always carried out with great respect. Peter was right there and he knew that I was right there. She continues. It wasn't sexual on my part. Sensuous, perhaps.

It seemed to me that it made our bond closer, not because of the sexual activity, but because of the lack of having to keep breaking. And really, that's all it was. I was there to get to know Peter and I was a part of Peter. innocent as they were margaret's sexual encounters with peter would ultimately overshadow the whole experiment when the story appeared in the hustler magazine in the 1970s

Margaret said, I'd never even heard of Hustler. I think there were two magazines in the store at the island that they worked at. I went to one and I found the story of my name and Peter and a drawing. And the drawing is her underwater, completely nude, holding Peter. Stop. Oh. Yes. So that was in a magazine that interviewed her about her. Somebody drew that? Yeah. Ew. Yeah. Ew.

Ew. Margaret bought all the copies she could find but the story was out there and continues to circulate. It was a bit uncomfortable, she acknowledges. It was the worst experiment in the world I've read. Stop asking for the link, you sick fucks.

uh blah blah blah blah blah blah uh essentially eventually nasa hears about this and puts puts an end to it right and they're like this isn't okay like what the heck is going on um it was something to do with lsd too i think they were testing lsd on the dolphins what um yeah uh this is it's a very long story but eventually nasa breaks it apart right and they say okay

Peter needs to go somewhere else. Margaret, you're going to a different study. So they put Peter, like, at SeaWorld or a different sanctuary or something. Not SeaWorld. Fuck SeaWorld. But they put Peter somewhere else. And he kills himself. How? Drowns himself. The dolphin. He just doesn't come up for air. Yeah. I've never heard of anything like that in a marine mammal. He did it. I definitely cannot confirm that that was intentional. They said... I couldn't keep...

I've honestly, I've never read... about anything regarding suicide in the- I got a phone call from John Lilly, who was the supervisor of the study, she recalls. John called me to tell me, he said Peter had committed suicide. Dolphins are- not automatic air breathers like we are he explains every breath is a conscious effort if life becomes too unbearable the dolphins just take a breath and they sink to the bottom they don't take the next breath

There's a lot of parts of that story that would lead people to want that kind of ending because it's very dramatic. I have not read anything about dolphins being capable of doing that. They're very intelligent, so there is a chance, but... Peter was in love. I would be surprised if it was something other than some other sort of complication. Peter was in love. And it was Romeo or Juliet. And Margaret kind of a hoe for not.

following up that's crazy yeah because i was honestly for a bit i was like you know what like i can i i get it like i saw from a scientist perspective i've had monkeys jack off on me before pregnant oh what Someone in chat said I looked pregnant and then I heard monkeys jacking off on you. How did- what happened? Not even- I've had a lot of animals masturbate on me.

Yeah. I've had lots of parrots get really hormonal in their breeding season. And so parrots will like rub their cloaca on you. What's a cloaca? One hole for everything. Poop, pee, like insemination, all of it. Wow. Lots of parrots will do that. I've had a spider monkey jack off on me a number of times. Not just a single time. There was a female spider monkey, too.

but the thing is i mean when she starts doing that you can't take her off or she'll she'll rip the out of you you know like she'll bite you she was nuts The first time she did it, I was like, no, like, no, no, like, get off of me. This is too much. Because I knew exactly what she was doing. And she just bit my rib cage. And I was like, all right. I mean, there's not much you can do about it. Primates are really strong.

and like very strong-willed so you just kind of have to let it happen but you also have to make like really really strong efforts to keep that relationship separate because once you engage in a hormonal relationship with an animal training that animal is It's a whole other thing. That's- that's some cra- that's some crazy sh**. That's some crazy sh** none of us knew about until right now. Chat, unlike-

None of us asked that question ever before in our lives. You need to relax. It doesn't need to be a sexual thing on both ends. That monkey had a deadass crush on Maya. She was- it was a female monkey. Yeah, she's lesbian. She was just in heat. She is a lesbian pop for you. It's very biological. Very biological. Biological, yeah. She was bi. She loved you. Her name was Maya, too. Where is she now? At the zoo.

Visit her. I haven't seen her in forever. She misses you. She's 30. She's older than me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah. That's. That is. That's. crazy yeah that's pretty weird i've had yeah lots of animals it's just it's something that you get used to it's not like a personal thing it's just it's a very biological unless you are peter and margaret right they were in love

I don't know how to feel about that. No, I do know how to feel about that. I'll send you the article and you can read it all. Great. But it is fascinating. It is fascinating. And as soon as I heard this story, I thought to myself, I need to send that to Maya. Wonderful. And so I told you it, and I didn't remember all the facts, but I checked to make sure. And yeah, go to her. Someone said, go to her, Maya, your one true love, the monkey. Relax. That's crazy.

Is it? Wow. Primates are weird. Primates are... Jane Goodall observed chimps doing stripteases for each other. Jane Goodall is... She was sick with it, wasn't she? Yeah, she's no joke. She studied chimps. She, like, lived out there. She, yeah, she lived with them. She witnessed man-rated us. Aww. What's up? Racist. We finished each other's sentences here. It's a good podcast.

were talking about Lunchables and I talked about my favorite Lunchable and it was the one with the crackers in it. So, um, welcome to your stream. I hope you guys had fun reading LSF comments today. The funny thing is, is Hasan is like the sweetest little muffin. Is he? Hasan scares the f*** out of me. Really? Yes. In what way? He's a huge dude. I mean, he's tall, but like, he's sweet.

Is he? Yeah, he's so sweet. He's not mean, but he's not. Oh, he is sweet. I wouldn't say he's like sweet. Oh my god, he is so sweet. Okay, let me tell you, every single time I see his son, he gives me a hug, like, like, like. He's like, and he like, squeezes me tight. He's like, no, you know what Hassan does when he hugs? What? He hugs and he closes his fists behind, on the other side of the person. I've seen him do it.

Oh, no. His fists are closed like a fucking man. I don't even know what that means, but it's like, hey, what's up? What is that? Why do men do that? Why can't you just like, hello? I don't know what. I think he's so sweet. I have to be so bad. You're going to leave me with this? You're going to leave me with the hoss frogs? With the what?

They're called Haas? You know nothing. Do you stream on Twitch? No, and I deleted Reddit, so I actually don't know what any of you guys are talking about. There's a cord right here. Don't step over it. We're out of wine. Really? We could open another one. We have literally bottles in here. We should do another one. I didn't realize I drank those until I got out. Okay, I'm gonna be quick.

This wine is not called Naomi, like she said. It's like Mio-mi. It's Mio-mi. I don't know what she said. What a jerk. Hassan didn't even rate us. Really? Yeah. Okay, he's racist. Yeah. I've been saying that. What the heck? Oh, it's cold out there. It is really cold out there. It's nice in here, but it's not too warm. But it's kind of cold.

We're in a shed. For those of you who don't know. It's a she shed. Oh, shit. I meant to delete that. Not you did it. You did F. No, it was an accident. You idiot. It wasn't an F. It was a hashtag. Oh. Come here, kitty kitty. Jersey. Come here. Um, okay. How many hours are we at? It's 7.15. What time do we start? Oh, we started at 5? What a good podcast. Should we order food? What? I'm hungry. We don't have charcuterie. We don't have charcuterie. It's cold. My boob is not out.

stop this is tape i will say one of the worst things i get when i wear because i have small boobs so i can wear pasties i can wear cutlets or whatever um you people in chat out themselves as a virgin when they're like her nipple is showing and it's a pasty i'm like yeah sorry you've never had a girlfriend that's not my problem um

Thank you, coming in. Audio listeners, Maya's meowing at the cat. Because the cat has come up next to her. I think this is the part where audio listeners stop listening. Because they're like, oh, they're drunk, bye. Oh, no. Audio listeners, keep listening. I'm buzzed. What? Oh, my God. Why are you like this? I don't believe you. I've had two glasses. I don't believe you.

I think, no, but my glass is way bigger. Admit it. Chat, admit- This is empty. Yes. Chat, admit it. My glass is way bigger than Q's. Your glass is bigger. Hold your glass up. I know your glass is bigger. Oh my god! That is- You didn't have to use that glass. You said, pardon? You could have chosen this glass. I just grabbed two glasses. One of them was red, one of them was white. The glass was in front of me.

You could have chosen whichever one you wanted. It was my glass. I was gonna swap glasses. I'm not a bitch. I just... She set me up. I'm being gaslit. I grabbed two glasses out. Oh my god, I don't think I'm gaslighting. I grabbed two glasses out of the- I grabbed two glasses out of the cupboard. You're gaslighting me? You're gaslighting me. Literally somebody said you're gaslighting me? You're gaslighting me.

I grabbed two glasses out of the cupboard. One was a red glass. One of them was white. I was like, it doesn't matter. We're not fancy. We don't know the difference. And I come in here and I set them down. You could have picked if you were picky. You chose the red glass. One of the worst times I've ever been gaslit. Yeah. I, no. I don't understand gaslighting. You don't? Unfortunately, I really don't get it. And so it confuses me when people say gaslighting.

Gaslighting is when you, like... You convince someone of a lie, essentially. Yeah. Or, like, you do something fucked up, and then they react to it or something, and you're like... it's because of you that you feel that way. You know? Yeah, it really confuses me. You make them feel crazy, yeah. The phrase gaslighting really confuses me. Chat. One time. I had a friend.

who this was back in college i had a friend who was like my best friend and i was seeing this guy and i ended it with the guy and i was like to my friend I was like can you make sure that he's okay because I thought he was gonna be really sad and so that night she went to make sure he was okay and she made out with him in the hot tub told him to pretend that it was me and then

tried to have sex with him and he said no and then when i confronted her about it and i was like yo like that's not cool at all like why'd you do that she gas let me and she was like I was trying to help both of you because he was never gonna get under you- never gonna get over you until he got under somebody else. Like, it was helping both of you. And I was like, oh.

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Of course. That's probably the worst I've ever been gaslit. Maybe. Probably not. It's not the worst. No. But that's one of the times that I've been gaslit. Yeah. Anyway. That is crazy. Yeah, it was pretty crazy. Speaking of crazy stories, this person I know, this boy I know. I'm friends with him for a very long time. Went to high school together. No, it was not Tatiana. I went to high school together and he...

He used to go to our friend's house. And I'm totally lying about a lot of details in the story because this is not even my story. This is a friend's story that they told me and I just want to keep this very, like, whatever. But in case that friend listens. I am stealing your story and keeping it very vague and pretending it's my story. So, because it's a good story. So I'm friends with this person, me and, you know, this other girl. Let's call her...

Samantha. Samantha. I love Samantha. Me and Samantha were really good friends with a boy's name. Brett. Anyway, we're playing Mad Libs now. Me and Brett. Me, Brett, Samantha, we're all really good friends. We grow up together, whatever. We're super good friends. We keep going to Samantha's house. Samantha's house. Samantha's mom is kind of hot.

Like, she's just a milf, you know? And we don't mind her. We're just like, oh, she's great. Five years later, we are sitting at dinner. All of a sudden...

Samantha's mom is sending nudes to Brett. Like, on Instagram. Oh. Samantha does not know this, by the way. And we're like, what the f- so we're out of high school so it's legal it's totally legal and she's saying things like she's trying to talk dirty to brett and she's saying things and i can see all this samantha doesn't know but i can see she's saying things like when you used to come over did you think i was hot

And he's like... Dude. Mind you, she is newly divorced. That is... So at least she's not like... It is sad, is what it is. My friend, when she was making out the guy... Friend. She was literally... Yeah, no, she was like... Just pretend that I'm Maya. Like, think, like, look at me and think that I look like Maya right now. Like, just pretend that I'm her. You'll be fine. You'll be okay. Dude, that's crazy. Pretend. Anyway.

In that situation, if you are Brett, you never tell Samantha, right? Until you're her stepdad. Then you're like, hey, do your laundry. That's crazy, huh? I didn't think- I did not think that stuff was real until it happened to someone in my circle and I was like, what? That's a lot. that is a lot how do you know that because the guy that i ended it with told me because we were still friends or whatever he was like you would not believe what she said

And I was like, damn, no kidding. That's so crazy. You know what she, someone in chat said he lied, Omegalol. Imagine if your friend would have just come back and be like, he lied. Would you have believed her or him? About him getting nudes from her? No, no, going back. Like, I saw the nudes from the mom. They are amazing.

Well, they're actually very old lady nudes. Like, she doesn't know how to take good nudes. And you're like, come on. Like, she's taking pictures of her coochie. And I'm like, no one wants to see a coochie. Right, yeah. You don't even want to see your own coochie. And, no, I'm saying your story. Like, imagine, you know.

You go to your friend and she's like, he's lying. Who would you believe? Him. 100%. Interesting. But there's also history there. Okay, that's fair. It makes it different. That's fair. i think i think is there anything she could have said she could have said to like save herself why because he He used to have a crush on her and then he got a crush on me and she made a comment about how I took her puppy away from her because he used to follow her everywhere and now he was obsessed with me.

I feel like that's enough evidence for me to be like, I need mods to ban anyone who's saying I'm pregnant. Who is saying that? Well, I've seen it a few times. Every single time I lean back. Guys, this is my thigh? This is my tummy. Nobody's saying that. You're making me feel bad. Stop. You know what you have to do? What? You're a bigger streamer than you think. You need to act like a bigger streamer. I can't. You need to act like you don't. I'm a human.

Maya. So am I. They say really mean things to me and it makes me feel really bad. Me too. They keep me up at night. Dude. I feel awful all the time. I feel awful all the time. You have to act like you don't see it.

You gotta act like you don't. Or you have to start reading chat less. You're actually not the first person to say this to me. My mods are really good about getting it out of there. Because the past couple months have been fucking terrible, right? I believe that. But, like, you just have to get...

You just have to read chat a little less frequently because they get rid of it immediately. But you get so used to it. That's the hard thing. No, you just don't see it. I depend on my chat. Straight up, you just don't see it. Chat, I'm going to stop looking at you. No, you don't have to stop looking at you. It's just like...

Just reduce the frequency a little bit. It's crazy. Because I know there's been so much in my chat that I have not seen. And it's just because I've intentionally... Because your mods are fast. Yeah, I've intentionally started looking at it a little bit less.

That's good advice. But I don't think that, like, chat, have you noticed that I've been looking at chat a little bit less in the past couple months? I feel like you haven't. It's an intentional thing, though, but it really, it just doesn't make a difference for them. It just makes a difference for me.

the very hard thing is is as a streamer when you grow when you're a small streamer you know your career depends on responding to chat it really does They you know people come in and you have 10 seconds to make an impression so you want to respond as quickly as possible at least like You kind of had a blow up much quicker than me, but I you know I streamed League of Legends for six months to

20 people tops and i knew as soon as someone came and chat i had to make them feel welcome and so it's been ingrained in my brain that i shouldn't miss a message i shouldn't you know so my i just so focused it's like you have to learn how to filter

what's an actual person and what's just like a broken, not worth your time person. Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Which is so hard to do when it's just a username, but like, you gotta be able to see patterns, you know? It's actually really difficult for me. Because I just think anyone can be reasoned with, which just isn't true. I know. That's so not true. I know, but I believe in humanity too much. Stop! I'm not kidding. You live in LA. What do you mean? I'm not meant to live in LA.

You know that about me. I know, but you've been living here. You've got to stop. I don't go out. Do you guys know the number one reason I don't go to the club? I've talked to Will Neff about this. Will Neff is a partier. He loves clubbing. He loves going out. He really, really, really wants to take me out and wants me to have a good time. Same. And I tell him no.

Because of the way people are in LA, I do not want to go to a club. I do not want to deal with these people. I think I could go to a club in Ohio and have a great time. The only time I've gone to a club with Will Neff. I got myself to the club, which was a nightmare, by the way. Oh, I remember this. Getting myself to the- First of all, I had to Uber. The Uber got stuck in an alley. A fucking alley in LA. Like-

In an alley. I had to get out of the Uber because the traffic was so bad and walk my ass to the club. Which was terrifying in itself because this is in Hollywood. Mm-hmm. Got to the club, showed up, and... My normal attire, like a crop top yoga pants, Birkenstocks, right? And the bouncer looks me up and down aggressively, like so blatantly. He goes, yeah, we can't do those sandals. And I was like, so I...

Like, so I can't go in? Or what? And he's like, nah. So I wait outside, I have to call Will Neff. Will comes out, flexes his money. Says that he bought this table in because he bought a VIP table, which is like several thousand dollars, right? He has to flex his money get the manager the manager comes over and she like yells at the security guard And she's like why are you treating our guests like this blah blah blah and you know damn

She's just saving face. You know damn well. If he didn't buy a table, if I was a normal club attendee, she would just be like, she wouldn't, I mean, she wouldn't come out. She wouldn't care at all. And neither would he. Like, that's how he treats everybody. But it was because Will had bought this table inside, which wasn't even a f***ing table.

It was like a little tiny, it was like a nightstand where we could set our drinks down. It was smaller than this coffee table. Our coffee table is better than a club's table. It's literally smaller than this. Smaller than this. Seven thousand dollars. We have a pretty big coffee table. Yeah. Smaller than this, several thousand dollars. But she came out and she's like...

why are you treating people like this like what like and then i walked in with my burks but only because will came out and flexed la is Crazy. I've never had an experience like that ever. I almost cried outside. I was so embarrassed. I don't blame you. I was sitting at the hotel not going. Dude, all these girls were walking in with like sparkly dresses and heels and shit, and I wasn't prepared to go clubbing. Like, I just had my normal clothes. This was during the G4.

event, right? Yeah. Yeah. And he was just like, no, you're not walking in here. You know what's interesting? Actually, this is good perspective to get from chat, and I know chat is definitely gonna take... I wasn't wearing socks with my sandals. I was just wearing sandals.

Chat is going to take... I know what side chat is going to take the rational side that I normally am, for the record. And I know you guys are going to take this. But I'm hanging out with a bunch of girls, mind you, right? And... i let me go into the club that night let me go to the club with the boys if they go to the club he goes to the club i don't care i really don't care i i could have gone to the club multiple times and i'm i would rather not go because i know how it'll make me feel

And I will not feel good in an LA club with a bunch of people that are size zero and have numerous plastic surgery done and are just gorgeous out of their minds. I just know I will feel bad about myself for weeks, so I choose not to go. and so you know i said i sit at home he goes i don't care he goes he's gone i think once or twice it's not a big deal and i'm hanging out with a bunch of girls one night and he's talking about going to the clubs with hassan and

And I don't think it's a big deal. I'm like, yeah, go do your thing. And a girl asks me, they're like, where's Ledge Knight? I was like, oh, he's going to go to the clubs. And they immediately panic. They're like, he doesn't need to go to the clubs. He has a girlfriend. And I'm like, I'm like, what?

and they're like they're like and it's all the girls at the table like they're like honey hello like he he has a girlfriend what is he going to the clubs for and i was like i have to have fun and they're like no no no no no

People go, like, men go to the clubs to hit on girls. What is he gonna do, watch his friends hit on girls? And I'm like, yeah? There's lots of things to do at clubs. I don't know, because I don't go to the clubs. I'm kind of like, yeah? You know, like, I trust my boyfriend. It's... I feel fine. Like I genuinely feel fine. I think he's trying to have a boys night, whatever. But then every girl around me is panicking. They're like, homegirl, this is a red flag. And I'm like, what?

it's like it's like people telling you your house is on fire when you know your house isn't on fire and so i start panicking and i'm like texting mud i'm like are you are we good are we okay like what's going on and it's just like and like let and i have talked about it and it's fine and even when i brought it up to him he's like so do you not remember the clubs i'm like no i don't think i care i'm just giving you the social communication on how i felt i draw a line at strip clubs

You've said that, but I feel fine about strip clubs. I don't think I've ever said that live. You've said that to me. You're fine about strip clubs? Yeah, they're performers. I mean, if he got a lap dance, I'm like, weird. He's not going to see boobs from me, so he might as well see them somewhere.

Maybe it's because I've never... Jesus Christ. That is so... Don't say that. Maybe it's because I've never been to a strip club, but I kind of assume that lap dances are part of it. But also... No, they're not. Well, the point of going to a strip club is to see strippers. You actually...

explained this perspective to me one time and I understood it and I had never thought of it that way before. Because you go to, if you see strippers, you are then in hand getting horny, correct? But the other thing is I'm completely fine with porn, so what's the difference?

If there's no intimate physical connection, like, what's the difference? I don't know. I have no issues with porn whatsoever. Like, watch porn, consume porn, masturbate to porn, whatever. But, like, I'm not okay with a strip club. And that's pretty inconsistent, actually.

Yeah, I don't understand. I don't understand the difference. Maybe it's because it's, like, actually, when you're watching porn, it's not possible. But when you're at a strip club, it could be. Like, she's a real human at that point compared to a human on a screen. Yeah, I guess. Maybe that's it.

I don't know exactly. Yeah, just proximity. Proximity and maybe, like, intent. Because porn for me is like... you're horny you just want to like it like what I was talking about earlier with animals like it's just it's just like a need you know just like get over with get whatever and like that's it and that's fine with me something about a strip club is like

I don't know. Maybe it feels like there's more intent there. It just feels like you're going. I'm interested. The majority of our audience on Twitch.tv Live is males, admittedly. I'm very interested on other females' opinions on this. Yeah.

But, like, going to, like, bond with your boys about how hot this stripper is. That's kind of, well, that's what the other girls pointed out about going to the clubs. They're like, honey, all he's doing is, like, like, if, you know, Hasan goes hits on a girl, like. He goes back to Ludd and he's like, oh, she's so hot. And then Ludd's like, yeah, she was. But I'm like, I literally sat there and I was like, no, Ludd's not like that. Someone said it's fine if it's a group.

If your man is going to a strip club alone, that's enough. That's actually- That's enough. I'm gonna be honest. It has to be a group. That's a whole different thing. Yeah. Thank you for the five, Biggie Yoda. Sorry, continue. Essentially- That's all I'm saying. It was just weird the way that people kind of... I genuinely still feel fine about Ledwood going to clubs. I don't care. I think he can hang out with the boys. Clubs are fine. Clubs are fine.

But it was just crazy. Crazy is the wrong word. I don't like when crazy is thrown out when it comes to just, like, female perspective. Yeah. But it was just very interesting to me to hear, like... Oh no, like, he can only go to the club if he's seeking other females. Somebody said, Chazzy said, what if they go to a strip club for a bachelor party?

i know it's like such okay i'm kind of scared to say this because i don't want to get it i know it's like such a traditional thing but i think having strippers for a bachelor party is bizarre i think it's fine i think that's so i can say that no i think it's fine I had an ex go to a bachelor party with- You know what? Okay.

Dude, if I was about to get married to a man, and he was out with his boys one night, and they hired a bunch of strippers to do lap dances, and you know she's focusing on the groom. I think lap dances are too far. I'd be like, but what are you gonna hire?

strippers for to strip in front of you in front of you and all your boys i'd be like that's like watching porn together that is a man that is too young for me that's that's a good point dude that's my whole perspective like i don't want to get married to somebody that wants to go out with his boys and is gonna like

go out for a night and need strippers to be like, yeah, like, let's go. Like, that man just seems too young. I've never really thought about this. That's frat shit. I've never thought about this in the current state I'm in because Ludwig is very different than any guy I've ever dated. He's very, very...

I don't know. I feel very secure with Ludwig, so it's, like, very different. And he'd- I don't even think he'd be interested in that. Actually, last time I went to Vegas, I was the one that wanted to go to a strip club, and Lud's like, nah. I would go to a strip club.

You said you would not go to a strip club. Why did I say that? Because I said in Vegas I want to go to a strip club. And you said no, I don't want to go. Do not, you. One, when you're just in Vegas. Yeah. I said I want to go to a strip club.

I'll literally go to a strip club. I don't remember telling you no. Who said no? I literally don't remember telling you. Somebody in the group said no. You were like, no, I don't. And I said titties. And you were like, no. I'm finding the hands. I am scared of seeing titties. That's what it was.

Okay, I'm finding the end. But I would still go. I thought, okay. Oh, wait, no. I do remember this conversation. I told her no because I was like, I would get two in my head and I would feel bad for the girls. I said that. I remember that. Vegas. Vegas.

Where, who was it with? Where, who, Will was there? Chat, I would just, like, I would write these narratives in my head about, like, these girls not wanting to do what they're doing, and I would just feel guilty. I will say, I went to a strip club in New Orleans, and that's how it was.

It was a bunch of girls that you felt bad for. Right, yeah. And so I just gave them all my money. That's what I'm scared of. But, like, I've always, I want to go to a strip club in Vegas because Vegas is supposed to be the pinnacle of, like, like, people travel to Vegas to become a stripper.

Like, you know, strippers that are in kind of shitty clubs go to Vegas to make more money and be, like, hot-ass strippers. And so I've never been to a strip club in Vegas. But I've been to strip clubs in weird places. I've never gone to Vegas again. Well, okay, that's kind of fair. I don't care about Vegas at all.

I have no desire to go back to Vegas. If you want to know about our Vegas experience, please visit the last podcast. List it to it all in full. If you want to know about our Vegas experience, we did a really good Twitch Rivals event. Me and QT Cinderella raised a lot of money, but I got drugged. We haven't been paid, have we?

no okay well good honestly sad dad by the way sad dad we've talked about who built this amazing podcast space and the set yesterday i've never met uh more in tuned talented person like all i have to do is show her what i want and it's just done and it's just gorgeous and it's just like it's actually true she's she picks it out of my she's insane she is insane and she deserves way more credit and i i she is genuinely one of those people speaking of

We have a present from her. Oh, shit. I have a present from her. From the concert yesterday. Let's open it. Christmas. Audio viewers, I'm opening a card. And it has cute cats holding a Christmas tree. yay that's very cute and i think she's gonna say something inside of it that's gonna make me cry oh cutie and maya oh no way

Really? I thought it was just for you. Thanks for having me. It's honestly been the most enjoyable way to end the year. Wishing you both the best this holiday. I hope next year, no matter what space you dwell in, in the home or with work... That you'll feel like yourself and feel like home. Cheers, XO Sad. I'm gonna cry. That is so well worded. Oh my god. What the f***? I do not want Sad Dad to get popular because I need her. I need her.

no one else can hire her. I need her. I need her for everything I do. She didn't even, like, cross anything out and change her mind. No. It was just that well done. It was just so hurtful. You know what's crazy is last night, so you guys heard me. If you watched the concert last night, I had this speech about, like, um...

You cried. I cried. It was pretty embarrassing. I didn't mean to, for the record. But, like, the thing is, is I started streaming. I started streaming because my mom died. And I was super, super lonely.

a lot of people know this i was super super alone i talked to my mom every single day and so i started streaming because i just needed someone to talk to and my mom loved christmas so a big part of the concert was like i used to have christmas concerts as a kid because i was a choir kid and my mom would show up front row

fucking ready you know what i'm saying and so like a lot of the inspiration pulls from the idea of being lonely the idea of christmas the idea of how much i meant to my mom and doing this concert i didn't want to say anything about my mom on stream because then i would have really cried i would be like and so anyway when you cried.

It was I mean Christmas is a big deal for my family at least and I hate the idea of feeling alone I feel alone a lot and so I hope like at least everyone had that moment of warm fuzzy feelings watching the concert And I talked to sad sad dad at the door and I was like, thank you so much like

this was amazing and she was like we were crying watching like you know when you cried and i was like i was like yeah and i told the story of my mom and you know kind of what it meant and she was like and the first thing and this is like just not a human response she says thank you for sharing that with me

And I was like... actual normie shit actual normal person reaction and she's just like the sweetest human in the whole world and i can't wait to she's like a part of my life now i will not let her not be a part of my life because i just need her for so much like i need her for

Just gorgeous things. And the thing about this space that's interesting, like this podcast space, chat, you're looking at it, is that every single person I brought in here... just to show them the space we end up sitting on the couch and they tell me their deepest darkest secrets or like whatever's going on in their life every single we should talk about our deepest darkest secrets every single person because it's just that she's created not just a set she's created like

A space. A space. It's very impressive. It's very intentional. Anyway, she's very, very talented, and I don't want her to be popular because I need her in my life. But I do want her to be popular and successful. Anyway, sorry. She got us this present. Audio listeners, I'm opening the present. What the heck is this? Wait, it's

cute? I thought it was just like chocolate or something. She got us both little keychains. It's ornaments! No! They're little hearts. They're little handmade keychains. And oh my god. Cat and dog hair clips. Oh, shit. Wait, I have hair now. Give it to me. Oh, no, they're dog hair clips. Oh, my God. Which one do you want? Probably the dog. They're both dogs. This is a King Cavalier and that's a what?

It looks like a Bernese Mountain Dog. Oh, it does look like a... I don't know. I don't know what it is. Oh, my God. These are so insanely cute. Wait, I have two pigtails. Okay, we're clipping. okay we're going back we'll go to one picture holy cow sad dad she's amazing guys all right she's amazing she does she worked so hard yesterday she worked so hard on the set

And then she tweets that she's thankful for me, and I'm like, what? Yeah, bitch, what? Yeah, I'm like, hello? What do you mean? Oh, we're clipped up. We're clipped up. Ow. Dude, she is out of this world. I've never met a human more just thoughtful than her, and I'm talented. Look at that. Look at that Bernie's Mountain Dog clip. Did I do a bad job? No. I'm drunk. Oh. No, I think it's great.

I kind of have to pee, but I really don't want to go inside. I gotta pee, too. Hi, Swift. I just peed. I have a really small bladder. You said I just peed like you just peed on the couch. I just peed. I peed on the couch. Anyway, these are cute. Thank you, Sad Dad. Thank you so much for the present and the whole content segment on our podcast for you giving us a present. Maybe I should have people send stuff to our P.O. Box.

Oh, God. We should have done a Christmas episode where I had people send stuff, because I have a P.O. box, and they could have addressed it to Maya and Cutie. Damn. It's all right. Next time. Next year. Next time. Because we'll definitely still have this podcast next year. Dude, what do you think is going to happen to this podcast?

to this podcast I think if we drop significantly in viewers we'll get very discouraged but I think regardless the amount of viewers we have that it is a successful podcast I think it's a good podcast you think if we drop down to 5k we're gonna keep doing it I hope so. We're at 10.5. But I get why we, so this is what you're going, what you're witnessing right now, chat, is the cyclical issues with streamers is we find our worth in our viewership.

And we have no clue what could be going on today. There could be a Lakers game. There could be a smash event. Ludwig is live on SlimeStream. We should go live later. I- my thing is always, like, five o'clock, because for some reason in my head, it's like, oh, it's five o'clock somewhere, like, we're drinking podcast, it makes sense, but honestly, we should probably go live at, like...

I purposely go live at like 8 p.m. because, well, I go live at 6 p.m. because what happens, I go live at my normal account. All of a sudden, I see all these hoss frogs, and I'm like, oh, that song got offline. All of a sudden, I see all these Miz kids, and I'm like, oh.

this got offline all of a sudden i see all these lead buds i'm like oh look i am the queen of overflow i am the backup streamer which feels bad because i'm like but i'll take it refugees i'm a second monitor streamer always i see all these xqcls all of a sudden i'm like wow he got offline right but yeah my best my best viewership is midnight

I'm not kidding. Mine's like 10-11 a.m. Yeah, that makes sense because no one else is online. 10 a.m. CT? It's like 9-8 a.m. PST? Nobody's awake. I will say... I will say... xqc's chat they have a bad rap like a lot of people think they're toxic but i was the camera girl at universal studios for an xqc stream recently and they were sweet little juicers that's the move what

Catering to the XQC frogs. We love you. We love you so much. If you love XQC, we love XQC. XQCL. Welcome to the stream. From each and every one of us, Merry Christmas. You're not supposed to tell them that you're catering to them. Sorry. Idiot. XTCL. Okay, we're gonna do viewer call-ins now. Huh? My number is nine... Just kidding.

Imagine if we did that. That would actually be a funny segment. That would be crazy. Has your number ever been leaked? No. My Google number got leaked and I just deactivated it. Really? You shouldn't say that. People are going to find it. It's a new number now. Oh, okay, okay. You know how it got leaked? How? Miss Tricky.

Oh, Ms. Tricky. What did she do? She's got her phone. I called Ms. Tricky, right? She doesn't have my number saved. She hands the phone to Ms. Kiff on stream like you're Ms. Kiff. She hands it like this. Oh my god. My whole ass number is on the train. Tricky is the sweetest heart, but she is the dumbest sometimes. You should have seen the amount of texts and calls I got. It was fucking disgusting. Oh my god. I had to change my number immediately.

Now I have an area code that makes no sense. Holy shit, I have so many DMs at the moment. I went to chat. Maybe this is a little bit paranoid. I went to a city that I've never been to in my life to go to an AT&T store to get a new phone number so that my area code had nothing to do with me as a person. That sucks. My area code makes no sense. People are like, oh, where is that? And I'm just like, don't worry about it. You should have flown to, like, Ohio. I want an Ohio zip area code.

Next. Oh, I still have a tag on this. This dress, Maya and I bought together, actually. And I haven't even tried it on. We bought- really? You saw how I shopped. Yeah. Cutie and I went to- when we went- to vegas we went shopping and we got both of these wait did you see how psychopathic i was i almost slid it behind the couch why did i almost do that ew i know i leaned back to slide my tag my garbage behind the couch

I got this. That was crazy. We both got these dresses from Vegas. From that one shop. It was so cute. I loved it. Yeah, it was actually really cool. Wait, why is everyone... Oh, they're typing area codes. I was like, why is everyone typing three numbers? Nobody's gotten it so far, if that makes you feel any better. Wow, Maya has a super secret number. It's very secret. It's very secret. Yeah, you can't know. You cannot know.

I literally have not seen the area code. That's actually crazy. Why you guys are so dumb. You guys are so stupid. It is Ohio. I knew it. Audio listeners, viewers are spamming the bunch of different area codes. I have to pee again. Do you have to pee? Do you want to go before me? No. You have those stupid hanger things on that dress still? You're toxic? That's stressing me out. Do you leave those on? Yeah. No, you don't. Yes, I do. You can look at any of my dresses in my closet. They're in there.

chat these things do you know what this is as a male this is so you can hang the dress up on a hanger and it just sticks out always i cut them i use it to hang them I hang my dresses like a crazy person. I hang my dresses like- In half? In half. Oh, that's weird. Across the hanger, I hang them in half. I will never not cut those things off. They're so annoying. I do have to pee, actually.

Okay, go. Okay, you're in charge. Can we have a five-minute segment where you guys hear the space heater because it's kind of cold? Yeah. Do you want to turn on? Five-minute segment. You guys hear the space heater. Swift is going to be afraid of it. It's okay. Casual, nothing happens, Swift. It's 55 degrees in here, the space heater just told me. What? Yeah, it's really cold. I'll be back. You were fast.

It's so cold. It's freezing. I hate it. I hate it. Yeah, it's really cold. I hope the space eater will warm us up soon. I told chat we're going to leave it on. Okay. I was talking to them about Reddit and doing r slash nice guy. Oh, okay. And deciding who is a nice guy. Everybody on r slash nice guy is not a nice guy. Well, let's just see. Okay. Reddit r slash nice guys. Self-proplain nice guys are man-childs or douches who mistake being spineless and pathetic for being nice. Um...

Oh, hi, kitty. There's... Meow. Meow. Okay. Meow. This title, posted by... under ruse four hours ago on reddit says did he just meow or was that you oh he said my mom has been on one date with this guy And the guy says, do you want to spend the night together at my place? And she replied, did you mean to send that to me? And he said, of course. She doesn't reply for five minutes. And he says, so.

shrugging a mosey like so she says that's not something i do until i've known someone for a while and he says make an exception i like you i know we will go somewhere We can go have drinks and crash at my place. I'll take you home in the morning. Then we can be a little more. He waits 14 minutes and then sends...

We only live once, so let's make the most out of it. Am I coming to get you? He waits 20 minutes and then sends question mark, question mark. He waits 15 more minutes and says, are you ignoring me like before? She replies, I just got back into the dating world and I'm not making exceptions for anyone. He says, I see you are ignoring me because I see you're online. She says, online where?

I'm in the middle of doing dishes, actually. He says, goodbye. She says, and my two youngest just went to... back to north carolina so i've been busy with them we rushed back here because their biological father had a stroke and is still in the hospital just so you know and then she said goodbye then he said blocking you on everything

And now on my text messages. So you won't be able to send me any messages. It says you're on plenty of fish right now. You're basic. Trash like the rest. That one's boring because it's so obvious. Like, that guy's a huge, massive red flag. I think she should have replied to him. Huge, massive- Have you ever had anybody do that? Been, like, like, known where you were, that you weren't replying, and been like, yo.

No, I am a serial monogamous. Like, I date someone once and I fall in love. Oh. So I haven't really had a ton of time in the dating world. But I have had people be like, like, I don't reply to them. And they're like, you were ugly anyway. And you're like, oh, damn. We found out. Like, I don't... One time in college I had a guy that memorized my entire class schedule because he liked me. Wow. And then, um, one time I was at work.

in the morning and i was gonna miss one of my classes because i was working like at my internship and then he texted me because he had my location and he was like Aren't you going to be late to chem? Ooh, hate that. Because he knew how far I was from campus and that I was going to be late. Wait, how did he have his dislocation?

I shared it with him. Yeah. You were just like, you were kind of close. Yeah. No, we were super close. Um, and he, he texted me completely. Like we hadn't talked at all that day, but he just saw where I was and he knew how far I was from campus. And he was like, you're going to be late to chem. And I texted him and I was like, yeah, you're right. Wow. Yeah. What happened to him? Where does he know? He's watching right now.

The last I talked to him, he was sending me front-facing Snapchats of him ODing. Oh, I remember this guy. Yeah. You've told me about him. And he was, like, essentially, like, why don't you love me? He's fine now, chat. He didn't OD. Yeah, he's alive. I mean, he might have, but he got saved. No, no, no. He's alive. He's alive. You can overdose and still live. He's for sure alive. But yeah, I had to call the cops in that city and...

They basically told me, like, you have to wait until he wakes up in the morning or until we can bust into his, you know, his living situation, his living space. And I was like, okay. So I had to wait like five hours that night because I wasn't sure if he stopped replying because he passed out because of all the drugs and alcohol or because he died. But then I found out in the morning he just passed out. He's fine.

he's fine physically maybe not mentally i think um i think that's so sad i wonder what the first date was like with this lady in this r slash nice guys Oh, I was gonna say, I thought you meant with me. No. The crazy thing about that whole story is that there never was a single date. He was a friend, right? Yeah, he was a friend. He was a friend. That's why he had your location. Right. But with that lady, yeah, no. I don't know. It was probably very normal.

But he just hasn't been on any dates at all. And so he was like, oh. And he just wanted to get some. Yeah, he was like, this is the one. It is interesting how rude men can get when they just want some. True. I don't. I've never met any woman and that could happen. I've never met any woman who, like, is rude just because she wants to get some. Isn't that interesting? Yeah. I mean, I've never had that.

I've never had the opportunity to have that experience, I guess. Yeah, I just have never heard stories, I guess. But some people in chat are saying they have. Chat acting like people are trying to... I'm sure you guys are great looking. Every single one of you. They exist. Fair? I believe they exist. I believe you. Yeah, fair enough. I just, I just think it's crazy how everybody seems to have a story about, like, a guy getting mad. True, true, true, true, true, true, true.

But, alright. Nice guy teaches female about the art of flirting. A female post on Twitter. Oh, and this is posted on r slash nice guy from user pika pika gamer. Guy walked up to me when I was at lunch today with my mom and asked for my number. When I asked if I knew him, he said... And that's why you're a lone bitch before walking out. Chivalry at its finest, folks. Which is just crazy. Like, so he egoed her? He, like, so...

He walked up to her and said, what's your number? And she says, oh, do I know you? Oh, yeah. And he said, well, that's why you're alone, bitch. Which is crazy. And then a man replied to this and said, what did you expect? I mean... Honestly, you want men to try, but you turn down nice guys when they come up to you. What's he supposed to say? Hey, bitch, nice tits. Tits. Knowing females like you, that probably would have worked.

and then she replied he was supposed to leave me the fuck alone you creep i saw somebody make a tiktok about that recently and they were like if i'm at the gym just like doing my thing don't approach me trying to whatever and then this guy replied and he was like You're going to reject every man that comes up to you and tries to make a move and say that you're attractive. And it's the nice men that always lose. It is the nice men that always lose.

High-pitched guy is the best. Yeah, some of you know who I'm talking about. I don't know. I mean... Have you ever been approached by a man in a public situation where you're not intending... I'm, like, not a bar. Not, like, going out. having a good time like in any normal public situation where you've been flattered or like intrigued by a man's approach okay this is this is an interesting thing about this and i think this is important for all men to learn

The conversation starter is not, can I have your number? It never has been. And those of you that think that that works, it just doesn't. Unless you're Channing Tatum. I still don't even think that works for Channing Tatum. I'd be scared of him, for sure. Yeah. If he wasn't famous and he approaches you, you're like, why don't you want my number? That's not how it works, guys.

If it has worked for you, you're very, very lucky. But, like, I've genuinely only had one guy in my entire life ask for my number. Like, out of the blue. And it was on a train in Vegas, actually. Including bars. Yeah. What? I have resting bitch face. People are afraid of me. Okay. I don't mean to be this way. Okay.

I had one guy, I was at this conference for work. And, oh God, I remember this. I actually, I had a boyfriend at the time. I'm at this conference for work in Vegas. This is years ago. I'm going to say like six years ago. And, um. I'm with a few people that I work with and I get on this train you guys know the train the tram in Vegas to go from the Southwest Hotel over to like the conference center

And so I get on the tram and this guy gets on, he sits next to me and he's like a tram operator or something, security, tram security. Okay. And it's just super awkward. We don't talk about anything. And he says, oh, I like your dress. And I say, thank you so much. That's the conversation. That's it. I get off the train. I go to the conference. I'm there for eight hours mind you We get on the train to go back to our hotel I get on it's normal

The next stop before our hotel, the doors are open. Last second, right before they close, he hops on again. And comes and he sits right next to me. And I'm like, oh my god.

Like, his shift was definitely over at this point, and I just think he was watching the cameras, if I'm being 100% honest. He sits next to me. He makes small talk. He gives me no... option to give me his number if that makes sense because what happened was and this is he's like he's like oh are you from town no and he's like i would oh i have some great restaurants you should go to

and like it's so hard because you're i don't want to be rude no one in the world wants to be rude right and i'm like oh what are they and he's like let me text them to you And I say, no, it's okay. Just tell me I'll write them down. And he's like, no, I need to think about it. So let me text them to you. What's your number?

And I have a boyfriend. And it'd be so rude in that moment to say, I have a boyfriend. He's just trying to- That's not rude. Well, he's just trying to send me restaurants. You know what's crazy about that excuse? What? You know what's- Dude, the amount of times that I've said I have a boyfriend, even when I don't have- have a boyfriend is disgusting what's even more disgusting about that is that a man like a man's capability of like respecting some like respecting a woman's like

being uncomfortable like not wanting his advances whatever to then to him expecting to him respecting some another man's property yeah if you're like i'm really uncomfortable with you talking to me right now he's just gonna be like you dumb But if you're like, I have a boyfriend, he's like, oh shit, sorry girl. You know, and he just like walks away. That's actually so true.

Disgusting. It's crazy. It works every time. And I know, like, blah blah blah, feminist take, blah blah blah. Dude, the amount of times I've done that in a bar, you would not believe. The amount of men that I've had that are platonic friends that have come up to me in bars and have been like, that's my girl, dude. Like, why are you talking to her?

because I couldn't get out of the situation is depressing. It really is. What's really sad is at the time, I loved my boyfriend. I loved him and whatever. My coworkers knew that. And my coworkers... hated my boyfriend and they're just watching from the side like pepe laughing to themselves just like kind of giggling and i'm like well one of you helped me like i'm staring i'm staring at them for help like frantically none of them will help me and i uh

and i'm like oh and he's like oh i just want to think about him and i'll text him to you what's your number and i was like oh no like and i keep saying no in the best way possible because i don't because maybe he's not hidden and maybe i'm i'm

obviously very naive and this was years ago so i think i've hardened off since then and i just don't want to be rude and maybe he's not hitting on me maybe he's genuinely trying to help and so i don't want to just assume he's hitting on me by saying oh i have a boyfriend Because I don't want to be a jerk. I just don't want to. And so he keeps saying like, oh, I'll just send him to you. And I'm like, okay. And I'm like, I'll give him a fake number.

I'd do that thing. So I'm like, okay. And he's right next to you? He's right next to me. Dude, you gotta wait until you're leaving. I know. To your fake number. Yeah, so I'm like, okay, the number's 9-1-whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I give him the number. And he's like, oh, let me call you right now so you have mine. Rookie mistake. Rookie mistake. Again, I had never been hit on a man.

i've never been hit on by a man and like before this and i'm like oh and he calls it and of course my phone doesn't ring and i first act like it like i go oh yeah i got it and he's like it's still ringing and i said what Oh my god, pain. And so I was like, okay. And then I just give him my real number. I give up. And immediately, and then he walks away and he leaves.

and like the train stopped we get off at our hotel and i ripped my co-workers a new one i'm like what is wrong with you guys like none of you helped me you saw i was in like i was staring into their souls and they were like it was funny and i was like this is not funny And so I call my boyfriend and I'm like, this just happened. And I feel like so weird. I didn't know what to say. And he's like, okay, like, let me know if he texts you, you know, he does end up texting me and he's like,

Here's a few restaurants that are great. I'd love to take you to one. So then finally I said, oh, I have a boyfriend. I won't go with you. And then he's like, oh, no, I'll take the whole group. And I was like... fuck off like i was just like i was like oh yeah we're super busy because this is a work thing five hours later sends me a dick pic and i was like wow wild yeah

I've definitely done the... My move with the fake number, though, is everything except the last digit. So if they're ever... I just made up numbers. It wasn't even close. If they're, like, nearby me, it's like a... Oh, it's the six, you know? Yeah. Then I just keep giving them the wrong last digit. I've done that like four times over in one night. I just didn't...

I don't know. I didn't, um, I had never experienced this. So hopefully this is good, you know, for any, anybody in chat, whoever gets, you know, hit on in a way that's uncomfortable. You've learned from my mistakes what you should do. Because it was so uncomfortable. It's so lame, but the best move, the best move, and I've tried it with men and women. I've been like, this is my girlfriend, back off, right? Like, with just, like, my actual friend, and they never take it seriously. You have to...

Men are so quick to respect another man's property. Like, you have to just be like, I got a boyfriend, even if you don't. For the record, she's doing quotations around property. Right. Like... Oh, audio listeners. Property. Yeah. Quotations. Um, but any other, any other response? Like, oh, like, I'm kind of in a complicated situation. Oh, like, I'm trying to stay single right now. Like, oh, like, I'm not really looking for anything right now. Doesn't matter.

It's crazy. It doesn't matter until you bring another man into it, and then they're like, oh, sh**, sorry. It's so weird. It's so whack that it's like that, but it really is. So, that's kind of crazy. But there you go. Yeah. I don't know. Have you ever asked someone for their number? No. Really? Not once. I did it one time. How'd you do it? Well, I guess I didn't ask. I gave my number without them asking.

I've never done that. Yeah, I did that. It was a guy who worked at a pizza shop. I've told this story before. And it was it was it was it was turned out to be an awful experience But I wrote my number on the pizza like receipt and I like we left I got the pizza I was in the car with my friend. I was like, oh, he's super cute

And she was like, give him your number. And I was like, oh, my God, I'll do it. You know, like, you feel wild. And so I write my number on their seat, and I just, like, call or text me or something, smiley face. And I go, and I just walked back in. I was like, oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. I forgot your tip. Good line. Good job, cutie. You're genius. We're so proud of you. And I slide in like...

I think $5 and then my receipt with my number on it. And he texted me and we went on one date and it was the banana guy. Yeah, uh-huh. He was old. He was old. And I didn't realize because it was like a dark pizza joint. Yeah, it was terrifying. I thought he was a college kid because it was a pizza joint by the college and I was like 18 or whatever. I was like, this is going to be great. And he was 28 and I was 18. No!

It was rough. I don't remember what age is, but it was somewhere around there. It was a big age gap, and it was crazy. Oh, man. Yeah. I wonder where he is now. I don't think I've ever given my number to somebody. That was the only time. I think sometimes be ballsy. I think it is better to give your number than ask for a number because then it's on them and you showed interest by giving your number.

I think that is the better move. If a guy would be like, you know, buys you a drink and then slides a sticky note with a number or something, I think that's the way to do it instead of going up to someone and saying, can I have your number?

So, like, back to the very beginning of that, like, if that guy, the way that guy hit on her, he could have saved his entire face if he walked by and said, I saw you from across the room, you have beautiful eyes, here's my phone number. Like, something like that, you know what I'm saying? Like, saw you across the room, you're stunning.

phone number my most recent one was downtown austin guy came up to me and he was like it was we were all sitting at a table it was girls night so we're all sitting at a table like I'm at the head of the table. Everybody's there. She's famous. She's at the head of the table. I was just sitting there coincidentally. Everybody's listening and he comes up to me and he goes, so what are you passionate about? What? Yeah. And I was like...

That was the first line he said. He didn't introduce himself. He didn't say his name. He didn't say anything. He goes, so what are you passionate about? And I was like, I don't know. I like animals, I guess.

Yes. Yeah, I was like, I like animals, I guess. Her love is dedicated to animals. No, I was like, I like birds, I don't know. And he's like, well, I ask you because I'm really, really passionate about art. And he starts talking about his artwork and, like, what he does for a living and whatever.

I make eye contact with Kaelin, Corey, like, because she's sitting at the table. Second I made eye contact with Kaelin, I start laughing. Like, I just, like, was, like, I, like... You broke. It was, like, I was, I broke, right. Yeah. I was trying so hard not to laugh because I was, like, what the... What is this guy doing? I made eye contact with Kayla and I was like, and I just lost it. And he was like, I'm trying to tell you about what I'm passionate about and you're laughing.

And I was like, dude. You're like, I'm a red flag. No, I told him. I was like, yes, 100%. You should be upset. Like, I'm laughing at you. It's actually fucked up. I'm going to be honest. This is not the time or the place. Like, you're a little much right now. Like, I'm sitting with my friends. Yeah, that's a good answer. I told him. I was like. Good answer.

look, like, your art is cool, I bet you're good at it, but this is too much. Like, it's just, it's funny because it's awkward. And he was like...

I'm sorry. Like, I just, like, wanted to ask you what you were into. Like, I wanted to, like, make a connection. I was like, bro, it's just not the time. Like, I don't know what to tell you. You're at a table full of girls. Yeah, I was like, I don't know what to tell you. And so they all stood up. All the girls stood up. And they're like, Maya, we have to go. and they grab me and they and we run to another bar like giggling and i was like damn i feel so bad for him

It was tough, but it also was important. Like, he needs- It would be enabling- Every single thing, he learns that lesson. It would be enabling if we did not bully that man. You don't understand. He was so cringy. No! He was trying to be so different. He was, like, trying to, like, make this weird, like, connection, whatever. He was probably hoping you were an art girl. It was important.

It was important that that happened to him. I think that was a big turning point in his life. I think it's really good advice to put the ball in the other person's court and say, here's my never, and walk away. Do not wait. If they are interested, they will text you. Do not wait there and try to do whatever. Fair. I think that's good advice. Says the girl who's never been hit on. I don't understand that. I'm not approachable. You think that's why? You think because you just look angry?

I tell myself that's why. I don't know if that's why. I have a problem because I look not intimidating. Like, I look like I'm not gonna do shit, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I tell myself that's why. I don't know. I think, I mean, I don't. That is why, because. I don't want to be negative. So, I'm just going to say, I think that is why. I don't think it's just because I'm.

atrocious looking i think i'm just what i think i'm just certainly not i think i just have that face don't look at me I don't. I'm scared of playing clubbing. You know what's the difference between you and me? You have like a resting angry face. I have a resting sad face. So they're like, let me save you, my queen. Oh my god, the amount of people that are like...

are you okay? Like, hey, like, you want to, like, you want to talk? You want to get out of here? You want to, like, are you doing okay right now? It's like, I'm literally fine. Like, I'm great. I'm doing all right. What do you mean? Yeah, I get people all the time saying, are you mad?

And I'm like, never. I'm like, no, I got a cute little cat. I got a cute little puppy. They just cuddled up next to me. Audio listeners, I'm petting my cat and dog. Audio listeners needed to know that because these guys deserve pets. There's no way an audio listener is still listening. No way. That's why you have to have our segments. For sure. And we'll call them beginning middle drunk. And so then everyone listens to the drunk.

And we only put the sponsors in the drum portion? No, that's a bad idea. Why? Because... But it gets the most views. Oh, because it gets the most views. But it'll also be the most confusing. We're a new podcast. We're working on it. We'll figure it out. Don't worry about it. If you guys like it. Or we will stop getting views and it'll end. Our podcast functions on views because we are broken brain streamers. 10.7? That's good.

If we maintain 10K. 10.5. We will keep this podcast forever. So tell your friends. But if it goes below that, we're done. We'll have a long talk with our attorneys. We're really gonna go to Omegle tonight? Dude. Yes, we're going to Omegle. I need YouTube videos. I'm desperate. Did you know that's how I started streaming? What? No. What? No. How? What? No.

Chat, say it with me. What? No? I started streaming because after a very hard breakup of a five-year relationship that I thought I was going to be in my entire life, I was very lonely. So I went on Omegle. That's crazy. Isn't it? My mom dies, I turn to streaming, you turn to Omegle. Yep. Wow. I met these two guys that were, like, very, I mean, they were really small streamers, but they played, like, Destiny or something. I don't know. Where are they now?

Do you follow them? Yeah. Are you nice to them? Have you rated them? Yeah. Okay. I haven't rated them. You should rate them. They get a bunch of sh**. Oh. I'm still cool with them, but I mean, they're still like, they're like five years streamers, you know? Okay. Yeah. But, um.

I... Maybe ten. Sorry. I don't know if that... You guys are doing great. You're doing great. I met them on Omegle one night, the two of them. And then they followed my Instagram. I followed their Instagram because I got to talking with them for a while. Then they saw that I was posting singing videos on Instagram. Uh-huh. And they were like, you should sing on Twitch. And I was like, what's Twitch? What homies for telling you that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he got...

He helped me. I had no idea what OBS was. The dude walked me through OBS. What a homie. Had me downloaded on my computer, set up all the software, told me to buy a Blue Yeti, this mic. That's actually a homie. I bought this mic in champagne. I had... my guitar i sat on my bed he he walked me through obs got me a twitch account that's why my twitch account is maya higa because all of my other socials were my just my name that's i had no desire

I had no desire to be a streamer. Like, I had no intentions on, like, having a username. That guy should be a talent recruiter. I know. It was just, like, my social accounts. You know? Like, my personal socials. So I was like, yeah, I'll just make my name my name. And then I started streaming, and then I brought...

bean out on stream one day, and then there happened to be an LSF karma farmer in there. Wow. And that's how I got on LSF. And that's how I met Miss. And that's how everything happened. And then it all happened. It all started with me. I remember I hated you. What? I hated you. Why? Because I was blown up? I was friends with Hales B. Oh, no. And she hated you, so I hated you. And I was like...

This girl. Who's this girl? I have no problem with Halesby for the record. I actually have no problem with Halesby either. It was just at the moment she had like a thing. For sure, for sure. Yeah, and so of course she would hate you because she was like... That's tough. I probably shouldn't have said that. That's tough. Dab. Audio listeners, I dabbed again. Jesus, stop. It's so embarrassing. This is empty. We're out of wine. Where's the other wine?

We have a wine rack. Because Sad Dad made a fuss. Oh, God. I could cry if I thought about how good of a person Sad Dad is. Dude, is it a speech impediment? I want snacks. Or is it an accent that you say your R's like that? What? How? You say your R's really weird. What? Is that not- I mean, that's not just me that notices that, right? Ludwig said that too. What word? Just the way that you say your R's. Ludwig has said this to me.

And it made me really self-conscious. I went to speech therapy for years. You just, like, really, like, I don't know how to say it. What is the word? The way that you do it. What is it? You say, like, the word. Give me a word. Word. Give me. That's the word? I say word like word. Word. Stop. You are. It sounds like you have a bubble. Give me a new word. Give me a word. Stop. Give me a. What did I say that triggered this? Scooter. Scooter.

There's no way you don't hear that. Scooter. Scooter. What? Stop. You're making me feel bad. Scooter. Give me a word. Scooter. Where did this start from? Where did this start? What word did you hear that I said? No, I've always known this about you. You know who else does it if this makes you feel any better? Kourtney Kardashian.

She does the same thing with her R's. I'm a Kardashian. I've caught myself doing it with my R's because you do it with your R's. Ludwig, okay, so there's one word that I know I say weird, and it's burger. That is definitely weird. And I know it's weird because I've gotten feed- I can't- if you say it, I cannot- Burger. Burger. Are you okay? I don't know. Jesus Christ. But I know I say it weird.

You do say it weird. I know I say it weird because I've gotten feedback that I said it weird. And Ludwig started saying it weird. And I was like, why are you saying that weird? And he says I say it weird. And he started saying it like me. Burger. Burger. You're saying it like there's something caught in your throat. I don't mean to. I think it is a speech impediment and now I feel like a bitch. Well, I went to a speech therapist for many years and they didn't fix it.

Red wine. Oh, Paso. Red wine. Paso Robles at Central Coast. Uh-oh, we're opening a second wine bottle. Uh-oh, we're supposed to have a moment. what's the moment we have moments on wine about it when we open up wine you keep saying that like we have something established this is our tradition shut up tradition this is our tradition talk about the wine tell them about it this is rabble red wine

Made in Paso Robles in 2019. Where's Paso Robles? Central Coast, California. I already said that. You're yelling at me. I'm literally not. I just already said it. I wasn't listening. Neither was chat. Plus white plus ratio. You did not just do- Plus you're bald. That was so cr- I'm literally not bald anymore. You're cringe. Oh my god. Cutie, shave your head. Stop calling me cringe. I would never shave my head. Why, really? My self-confidence is-

0 out of 10. If I shaved my head, it'd be negative 12 out of 10. You know what's crazy? I thought that would kind of shake my self-confidence, and it didn't really. You, like, you thought you'd be confident if you did it? No, I thought it would really f*** me up. I thought I would just think I was ugly.

But for whatever reason, and I know, I look back on, like, clips and photos and stuff of me in some of those phases of growing my hair back, and I was like, damn, that was really bad. I'm not gonna say who, but I know men that were like, Maya's hotballed. And I could tell you who later, but not now. But no, I mean, but the whole time, like I can look back on those things and been like, damn, like that looked really bad. Oh, this is a new wine. It is. But for whatever reason at the time.

I just never felt ugly because I was just like, this is just how my hair is. Like, what am I going to do? You know? That's such a healthy way to think about it. I don't know. I just never thought about it. I want to wear wigs as is and my hair looks like this.

I never, I never got into wigs. I was just like, this is just what my hair's like or not. I will say, okay, so Bo Burnham said this best. I love Bo Burnham, by the way. Who doesn't? I don't, if you don't, leave. Sorry, audio listeners, I screamed. She's cold, so she screamed. I love Bo Burnham and he said it best where...

I don't have the right... I actually don't have the right way to articulate this. He articulated it best, but I don't remember how he articulated it. Essentially, the idea that if you point out your flaws, it makes you feel better than when other people point them out. Oh, for sure. It gives you the security of it. For sure, for sure. I have small tits. Yeah, she does. So does Cutie. Yes, I do. Yay! We're saved! We did it! We're saved.

But like one thing I'll do when I start streaming I'm really really gross looking I will start streaming like hey, I'm so sorry. I look gross today. I'm self-aware So then it doesn't hurt as bad when someone else points it out Because One of the things that I find the most offensive, tell me... if this isn't normal, is when people say that I am so full of myself because I am not. And so when people think that, I feel horrible. Cutie thinks she's a piece of shit. Yo, thank you for the five.

Yeah, Cutie thinks that she sucks. I do. And it makes me feel bad when people think otherwise because I don't want them to think that because then I have this higher standard that I have to meet up to and I just simply can't do it. And so... it's very annoying because then i had this old viewer and this has stuck with me and this happened many months ago that even i think one of my mods currently would be upset that i brought this up i had an old viewer

post on my reddit one time that was like do you notice that cutie just fishes for compliments and it's like no I'm not fishing for compliments I'm trying to set the standard so everybody knows that I know what you know and this is how I am I do that with music

Yeah. Like, I'll be like, I know that I'm warming up or like, I know that I sound bad right now. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like, not like, tell me I sound good. It's like, I'm aware. It makes me feel better. It makes me feel better to know that.

We know that we're on the same page if I set the precedent of, yes, I look bad. So then people come in and they're like, you look like shit. And I'm like, yeah, I know. I already said that. So we're good. We're good. We're on the same page. Do you know how I know that I'm drunk right now? How? I think it's, like, a sibling instinct. What? Mm-hmm. But you just did, like, a hand motion, and your finger, your hand went here, and I, like, instinctually wanted to bite your hand. Ah!

That's been scary. That's really weird. You would have done that. That's really weird that I thought that. You could have. I used to bite my sister a lot. I loved biting her. Me too. She would just be sitting in the car and I'd look at her and lean over and bite her thigh. I bit all my siblings and my sister. Or my brothers and my sister. I remember, this is so weird, my sister, who was a straight-A, straight-laced, like, very Mormon person. Same. Well, minus a Mormon. Yeah.

Oh, I thought you said yours is still Mormon. No, no. You said minus the Mormon. She's not Mormon. Mine is still very Mormon. She's gay. The Mormons weren't like that. She's dating a black woman. She can't be Mormon. But... My sister was in sixth grade and I was in fourth grade, I think. And my sister was like going to get in a fight, which is crazy. Have you ever been in a fight fiscally?

No. Well, I had a boyfriend that beat me up, but I would never really fight back. And so I count that as like, I've took a punch, but I've never given a real punch. And I kind of want to someday, but I also don't because I would hurt. It would hurt a lot. Your hand?

I think, because then I'd also have to, like, I assume I would take some, too. Right. Anyway, that's a whole other thing. We don't need to get into that. And I, um... where's it going oh so my sister was gonna get in a fight and she was like you don't want to fight me because my sister's a biter

And I remember this was outside of the, outside of the school. We were on the school grounds. My sister's like gonna fight. My sister grabs me and pulls her next to me. And this was my proud moment to stand up for my sister. And I just sat there and I went. And that was my point. Audio listeners, I was chomping my teeth. And I felt so sick in that moment. I was like, yeah, I'm a biter. And they didn't get in a fight because my sister had two and she only had one.

That is so weird. I was there. I saved my sister. In fourth grade, that's sick, though. That's so weird. In fourth grade, I'm the cool one. I'm the piranha. Fair enough. In fourth grade, I'm sick. I realize looking back now, that's weird. Kids are weird, but... In second grade, I used to beat people up. I actually kind of feel bad about it. Really? Yeah. Why? Because in second grade, I used to go behind- I didn't beat them up.

But, like, I would go behind the school, and, like, I would chase boys around, and I would grab them by the- Isn't that weird? Yeah. I would grab them by the back of the collar, and I would pull them to the ground. The most violent thing I ever did was in sixth grade to a boy who called me a This isn't You're on a band trip by the way I played the trumpet. Oh, my boyfriend in eighth grade broke up with me while he was on a band trip.

Really well, it wasn't a real band trip We were just art we were going to perform in another elementary school And we were on the bus on the way back and we're getting off the bus and this kid named Christian not fake name cuz Christian Christian's getting off the bus in front of me and he said something about me being a bitch or something and I said oh yeah and I took my trumpet case and I shoved it into his spine. Like I swung up and hit him in the back and I felt good about it.

I really did. Christian, he was so rude to me. Dude, in second grade, I used to chase boys around after school, and I would grab them by the back of the shirt, and I would pull them to the ground. You'd pull them, yeah. And my...

adult brain likes to think they came back to the same spot every day they would taunt me they would like show up and they wanted to play they were like i'm here you know so it was like it wasn't like they were like cowering in the corner and i just went like found them and like terrorized them

But, like, they would show up and they would run away from me and I would chase them and I would grab them and I'd pull them to the ground. And there were a couple times where I'd pull them to the ground onto concrete. Like, these boys got concussions from me. 100% they got concussions. I wonder where they are now. Like, brain damage. at second grade yeah but i think they're fine now one of them messaged me when i blew up really yeah i think about elementary school people because i remember

I remember hearing from, like, my older brothers, because I was the youngest in my family. I remember them being like, oh, yeah, I don't remember anyone I went to elementary school. And being in elementary school and, like, almost scattering, like, a drunk person that's like, I'm going to remember this, this, this, you know? Yeah. And so I remember being in elementary school, like, sixth grade, and I'm like, I'm going to remember all of you.

You are my queen. You are my queen. You are my queen. I don't remember any of them. I remember a kid named Eric. Actually, one of them? Damn it. I wish it was- Trevor. I had a big crush on Trevor. I wish it was the one- I had a big crush on Austin. I wish it was the one that messaged me when I blew up, because then I would feel fine about this, but it's not. It was the other one, because there were two main ones that I would bully. The other one that did not message me when I blew up...

Probably because he was traumatized by, like, me as a person and what I did to him in second grade. Yeah. We don't blame him. One time, I had a- because I had a crush on him, right? Which is, like, obviously why I would terrorize him. He- Came to my house in the second grade for a play date. Mm-hmm. And...

I had to feed the farm, because I grew up on a farm. Yeah, yeah. So, like, I took them around with me to, like, feed all the animals. That's very cool. You had to have been the cool girl at that point. No, because I fed my pig. I had this popular pig, and she would eat too fast, and then she'd throw up. And I took him with me to feed her. To feed Bella. And we fed the pig. And then she threw up. And he was like, oh my god, this is so gross.

Turns out pig throat, not an aphrodisiac in second grade. He was like, he was like, this is really gross. You do this every day? Like, ew, like, I hate this. And I was like, no, like, she never does this. Like, she... in fact she does it every day and i was like no like she's not she's just really sick like she's okay like i it's just and i like normally she's a lady

Okay, in seriousness, pigs should not throw up. I mean, they don't have the digestive system to do that. She truly, I mean, she was fucked up because she was like an inbred miniature pop belly pig, right? That's why she did that. But... It was very traumatic at the time because I wanted to be really cool, and he was like, ew, like, you're so gross because your pig throws up. And I was, like, traumatized. Do you know how I know I had issues starting at a very young age? How?

First grade. Okay. I've told this story on stream before. We'd play this game called Don't Eat Santa. And it was a bingo board, essentially, with a bunch of pictures of Santa. And what would happen is you'd sit at this table and...

and one person would leave the room and the rest of the group would pick a santa and that was their santa so it would be like this santa down here and so then they'd put m&ms on top of each santa and the person who left the room would come back in and they'd slowly eat the m&ms and you'd

hoped to eat the most amount of M&Ms before you choose the Santa that everyone else chose. And then everyone in the group would say, don't eat Santa! And that was the game. So you tried to eat all the M&Ms. It's kind of like Minesweeper, where you try to get all the ones without... choosing the one that, okay, everyone's looking. I'm really good, I'm gonna be honest. Okay, let's play Don't Eat Santa.

Guys, it makes sense. It's a grid with a bunch of Santas. You leave the room. The best of the group chooses one of the Santas. They put M&Ms on top of it. So M&M's all over the grid. You come back in and you slowly eat the M&M's until you choose the wrong M&M, which is on top of the Santa that the group chose. Okay. I can't explain this in a better way. Audio listeners, I can't explain this in a better way.

Anyway. So I leave. It's my group. My crush, Austin. I was in love with him. I loved Austin. He was my first crush. Mr. Show. Mr. Show. He turned out gay. And it's really sad. Have they had one of those? No. Never. I kind of wish one of my exes turned out gay because it would make my life easier. I had one that turned out bi and I'm pretty sure he only said that because he was gay and he felt too bad. Really? 100%. Yeah. He also that's one of the ones that mess well, that's a little much

Anyway, Austin, I had this big, big, big, big crush on him. He was my very first crush ever in my entire life. I don't know where he is now, but I know he's 5'2". Okay. It would have never worked out. Honestly, my ex was 5'4". You were also... I'm 5'2". Yeah. I'm 5'8". My dad's 5'3". I'm huge. I'm a big girl. So I have this big crush on Austin. Okay. Moment of fate. The stars have aligned. Austin and I are in the same don't eat Santa table.

okay this is my time to shine right so i go out of the room they choose a santa i come back sit down and i pick up an eminem But I don't eat it because I don't want Austin to think I am fat. I'm in first grade. That's how we know something's wrong with me. So I take my M&Ms, I keep them in my hand, and in my brain I'm like, I don't want Austin to think I'm fat. Plus, I'll give these M&Ms to Austin and he'll be so excited. That is so sad. Yeah, I know.

It's really sad. That's how I know something's wrong with me. And so I go and I grab them all and then eventually they're like, don't eat Santa! And I'm really embarrassed because I'm like, oh, they don't want me to eat him. And anyway, I lose. I don't get all the M&Ms. Whatever. And I hold on to the M&Ms.

And Austin is sitting next to me and I'm so nervous, right? And Austin goes, why didn't you eat the M&Ms? And so then me, Sly, first grader, I was saving them for you. And he looks at me. and i go like this and i now have poop like melted melted chocolate in my hand and he goes ew yuck and my heart broke that day and it's never recovered

my god. Yeah. That is so embarrassing. It was a lot for me. The first embarrassing story- wait. First embarrassing story that I can think of was in second grade. With a boy that I had a crush on. Fucking. Don't have crushes. Don't have crushes. But. We say to our chat like they're in elementary school. It was so dumb because it was.

It was in second grade. I had a crush on this boy. And everybody in my class was going to come on a field trip to my house. Because I grew up on a farm. And nobody that I... That's very cool. Crazy. You know what's crazy? Real pause. When I graduated kindergarten, you went through the, as you graduated, you'd say what you wanted to be when you grow up. Yeah. I said a farmer. Damn. Because my grandpa was a farmer, so I want to be a farmer like my grandpa. Nice. Yeah. Anyway, continue, farmer.

Okay, so, no, everyone was gonna come to my house because I grew up on a farm, and so everyone wanted to meet the animals. And... This is so embarrassing, I don't know, this isn't even funny. Just tell it, it's fine. I had a crush on him. And I was really excited about everybody coming to my house. Wait, is this the same boy that saw the pig throw? No, different boy. He's really hot now, too, by the way. I would love to see what he looks like. Out of curiosity.

Just pull him up. Let's take a meander. And I'll tell you if he's actually hot. He's probably not. It's probably just like my history. Listen, I date the hottest man on YouTube. I'm curious. Who's this one?

Um, but he was my crush, right? And so everybody was going to come to my house, and I was so excited. You can go through his feed. I was so excited about, like, people coming to my house, and I made this joke, and it was- What? This guy is- a model he's hot right he's hot right oh my god okay he's fun look at that i know where is he now call him i fucked it up in second grade okay

I made a joke, and it was a flop. He totally remembers this. He remembers it, and it ruined my chances in second grade. What was the joke? god call him hello i i do you still follow him yeah can i like an old picture no no do not do actually like an old picture so i know he knows you're looking She took it away. I couldn't do it. You psycho. Way too dick. I'm sorry we're yelling. Did you like a picture? I didn't. Okay. So. I'm Jim Halberd now. I don't trust you for shit.

I didn't. She commented. She said Pepe laugh. I commented Pepe laugh. She actually has to say... Chet, mind you, my Instagram account is my Instagram account from middle school. We didn't have Instagram when I went to middle school. Thank God. Maya underscore Higa is my account. He was one of my 50 followers before I grew my account as a business account. Move over? Anyway, my joke was...

He, he was putting on bug spray. Oh no. To keep away the bugs. And I went, and I go, cause the field trip was coming up and I wanted to play hard to get, right? Of course. So I, so I go. You think if I use that bug spray, I could keep all the boys away from my house? It was good. It holds up. It holds up. It holds up. Don't worry. It holds up. It holds up. And he said... I don't get it.

Actually, cooties don't exist. Females and males were meant to calculate together, and your cringe is what he said. I learned the F word in second grade, but I didn't use it in this situation, but I did learn it in second grade. He said, my friend said, who I also had a crush on. I was wild. You were a whore in second grade. You were out there.

I had a crush on Austin from first to sixth grade. I'm a loyal host. Wait, I made my best friend. Austin and I could have been something. I don't know where he is now. I made my best friend in kindergarten because I got in a fight with her. who was my best friend my my best friend was my this is this is the epitome of how i make friends my brother's best friend's little sister so i was like automatically put on play dates with her and then she became my best friend so typical

Typical me. My best friend in second grade, we all got clay the first day of second grade. I made a snowman, which is a very obvious creation because- A clay. It's three balls, and you just stack them.

right it's very whatever but she made a snowman so i was like i need to confront her like she copied me so i hate copiers right right right so i go over to this day actually i hate copiers dude yeah we hate copiers yeah no one better do an award show or we're calling them all copiers all 10k of us we're saying that's up qd already said she's doing it i went over and i was like yo my second grade approximately one foot tall Yo, I saw your snowman and

She was like, yeah, sorry. I saw that you made one and I wanted to make one too. And I was like, honestly, that's fair. That's admirable to explain it in that way. That's fair. And then we started building them. We were best friends from kindergarten to fifth grade. And then we had a father. out because we made double dutch teams and she was on the opposing team uh oh and we had team names and like team jerseys and it became actual drama dude i don't remember my best friend

Okay, for the record, Maya and I have a very different experience on the internet because she used normie name, normie everything, she, whatever. I'm cutie Cinderella. My name is Blair. Nobody who I went to high school with who knows Blair knows Cutie Cinderella. I'm not kidding. I am Hannah Montana. If, like, I have Blair, like, Blair's Instagram. If I posted on Blair's Instagram, yo, bitch, I'm famous.

People would be really confused. Dude, everyone that has followed my Instagram since middle school has seen it. I had a thousand followers by the time I went on Omegle and met those guys that were like, you should go live. Like... All of the people that I met in college, the first couple years of college, everybody from high school, everybody from middle school, all of a sudden just saw my account go to, like, a couple hundred thousand. And they were like, hello? Yeah. It's so different. My...

I'm gonna pull up my personal- I'm gonna pull up Blair's Instagram right now and tell you how many followers it has. Oh my god. And you're gonna be- Chat, you're gonna be so confused. She posts on there for proof of life. That's it. The last time I posted on Blair's Instagram was... It was actually... My only post this entire year was because I was back home for Thanksgiving and I met up with one of my best friends. And that's...

That's all I've posted in an entire year to prove that I'm still alive. I have 235 followers on my personal Instagram. On Blair's Instagram. That's pretty big time. Nobody, nobody knows. Nobody knows. And I think they would be really f***ing confused, because they'd be like, this girl was weird. Why do 100,000 people follow her? And I would say, I don't know. But... Yeah. Why did we get here? Oh, because that one guy DM'd you. What guy? The one. Um, when you got big, you said.

From second grade. Oh. I've gotten a lot of DMs from people in high school. A lot of them, namely from guys that are on SoundCloud. Believe it or not. Of course. No, I do believe that 100%. They're like, yo! Like, I loved AP Lit with you sophomore year. Like, listen to my SoundCloud. You want to check it out? Like, you want to get on a track? I also always hated social media. Because I don't even have a Facebook. I don't have...

I go on Facebook every day. What? Why? Currently. Why? Because I'm on a bunch of groups on Facebook. I'm in mushroom identification groups. I'm in falconry groups. I'm in bird first aid groups. Maya, let's go on a vacation. And go on a truffle hunt. They had that in Italy. You could go hunt for truffles. Don't f*** with me. I love Marshall B. Okay.

I asked you to go on a vacation and you said don't f*** with me. Because you're not being serious. I'm very passionate about... I will go, we just have to get Ludwig to fly with me and drop me off. Oh my god, you're such a... I can't fly in airplanes, I'm afraid.

Cutie is actually... That actually sucks. It actually really holds me back in my life. That really sucks. And I know eventually when I'm 97 years old and on my deathbed, I will have regretted the amount I didn't go places. I can't even say it like you. My R's. They're weird. Stop. Whatever. I didn't say it weird. Weird. Stop. Okay, why'd you say stop like that? I don't know. Stop. I'm saying normal words. Stop. Stop. Stop. You're making me feel really weird right now. Weird. I talk normal. Stop.

Stop. Why are you looking at me like that? Are you okay? Audio listeners, Maya's looking at me like I'm a crazy person. Anyway, so that was Maya. I want to pick up my cat. Because I love him. That was my story from second grade. I used to ride my horse by his house a couple times a week in hopes that he would be in his front yard. Olivia Rodrigo's song? I used to... Wait, how does her song go? I want to replace with the horse. You say forever, no, I drive alone.

past your street. No, I ride alone past your street. No, I used to ride my horse past his house every couple weeks, um, or a couple times a week, hoping that he would be outside so that we could talk. He was never outside. But he did have a, he had a chicken named Butterball. This is the same guy I looked at? No. Oh. This is the guy that I used to beat up in second grade. I'm gonna Google my elementary school crush. That guy, you wanna see his brother? You wanna see, you wanna see Hot? Hold on.

I'll look up my boyfriend if I want to see hot. Nice. Thank you. I genuinely think Ludwig is very attractive, just so everyone knows. I don't know why I said that. You guys never think Ludwig's attractive. Look at this man. This is brother.

See, he's in my sister's grade. Wait, who is this? That guy's brother. He's in my sister's grade. Aww, he posted a picture with his girlfriend that said, you make me smile. They're very happily together. Aww, he's so sweet to his girlfriend. That makes him hot. Aww. that does unfortunately like as a person not to me relax everybody he's too old for me he's my sister's age but anyway um

Oh, they are so cute. Oh, that guy from second grade, he had a chicken named Butterball. Oh god, I'm really exposing myself. There's no way he's watching me. It doesn't matter. But that is the actual name. It's not a made-up name of this chicken. We keep using made-up manes, and we should. He had a chicken named Butterball. It was a... I want to see something. I want to see if anybody that...

Like, from my high school follows you. That I follow from my high school. Let's see. I'm on Blair's Instagram account. I really don't like that. Anyway, he had this chicken. He was obsessed with her, right? She was a really good liar, cool chicken, whatever. I mean, he had like a chicken coop and that was pretty much it. She was a cool chicken. She was sick.

She died, right? And then we had, like, a funeral, and I made this really big deal out of having a funeral for Butterball. And this is really fucked up and very inconsistent, but my second grade brain always hoped that she would get out so that when I was riding by, I could find her.

i'd find her on the road save him yeah and bring her back to him because i know how much she loved her and that's a very there's a very human example of how fucked up we are maya i don't want to break this to you but no one from my high school that i follow follows you that sucks That's really embarrassing. You're nobody. Nobody that was at the Christmas concert except for one person talked to me. That's my fault. That 100% is her fault. It is my fault. I literally...

I stood there. I'm really sorry. I was like, I must have the biggest ego ever to think that all the people at the concert know who I am and, like, might want to talk to me or, like, say hey or look at me or something. This is my fault. I sat there. I sat there behind Cutie while she was taking pictures with Evan. It's my fault.

it's my fault one girl comes up to me at the very end of the event and she's like hi cutie sent me an email and told me not to talk to you guys but i just really can i please take a picture i love alvea sick i love what you do and i was like huh

okay, sure. If I would have known that everyone was down to take pictures with viewers, it would have been a different situation. Okay, so what happened, guys? All the viewers that came to... the Christmas concert were my viewers and I did not want them to harass my friends for pictures in case they were trying to get out of there. right and i just didn't want they didn't sign up maya did not show up to sign up for a meet and greet and maybe what i should have done hindsight

2020, I should have said, hey, Maya, if you come to the concert, are you okay if viewers take pictures with you? And she would have been like, yeah, of course. To me, it was so obvious. I was just waiting for them to be like... I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot, and I told my viewers to be very- But that's- I wish you told me that. I know. Because I was so ready for everyone to be like, hey, like, Maya, what's up? Whatever. I was sitting there on a stool.

just sitting there, and none of, like, they all didn't look at me, because they got this email, and they were trying not to be, like, creepy viewers. I told people not to bother. Yeah! And I was like, damn, like, they did not like me. It made sense in my brain, because I figured none of these people, all these people who showed up were doing a... favor to me and i didn't want them to have to be like

bogged down by viewers trying to take selfies. Oh my god. And so instead, every single person that came was offended. And everyone in chat that said, that's kind of fucked, cutie, is crazy, because where I- Who said that? Someone did.

Where I got this from was because Ludwig had his kickball event with a lot of viewers and it was kind of public and some people found it and they were waiting outside to take selfies and we had security send them away because none of these people signed up for a meet and greet. They all signed up.

up to play kickball so in my brain the lesson i learned there was nobody signed up for a meet and greet they signed up for a little concert a little cozy concert where they could come show up and leave and so i felt really really bad

Bogging people down like hey Maya do you want to take a picture with like making her feel like a zoo animal or whatever because she didn't sign up for that And so I specifically asked people to be extra courteous when it came to like taking selfies and stuff like that

And they really were for the most part, but what happened then was Maya and Austin and Myth and everyone else who attended was like, no one wanted a picture with me. And I was like, oh my god, I feel like an idiot. Well, it wasn't like...

It wasn't like a big ego, like, nobody, nobody talking. It was like, I felt like they were, like, upset. Like, I thought they were upset about something. Because I would be like. They probably wanted a picture with you, and that's what they were upset about. Because I was like, hey.

like thanks for coming what's up and they're just like oh hi oh like run away and i was like okay what i learned is next time i will say to everyone attending hey are you okay with doing a meet and greet afterwards if not let me know blah blah and i will send an email that says hey guys you can take as many pictures as you want with xxxxx don't take a picture with xxxxx

That's what I should have done. And now I know that. But every single one of these events, I've learned something. True. Fair. So I've learned something. Communication is key.

I, yeah, I know everyone there wanted a picture with every single person, too. I know that. Because they were so, like, they were so excited to see certain people. And, like, even people, like, people that knew you weren't singing. I heard them when they walked in. They were like, why is he here? Oh my god, why is he here? Ew!

oh my god really isn't that weird yeah that's so weird i would hear them walk by me because i i made sure to say hi to everybody that came to the concert because you know they were strictly like they have to be a part of my discord to get an invite so i know they watch me and um

So yeah, I'd hear them walk in the room, oh my god, that's Lily, or oh my god, that's Leslie. And I'd get so excited, and I felt, oh my god. Anyway. That's so strange. I learn every single time, and that's what's the cool thing about these events. One of them scared me. Why? Because I forgot that viewers were showing up, and I got there a little bit early. And I was, you're probably here, so whatever, you're fine. But, um, I...

I was early to the event. Like everyone was just like setting up. Right. Cause you can't, you even said to me, you're like, I'll come help. And I was like, yeah, I was like me with my brain cut off. I was like, I don't know what you can do. Like use my hands. Like where can I, can I move stuff? And everybody was just like.

no, you're good. Like just sit, just relax. I didn't want to relax. So, so I was going to walk to a CVS to get like a bag of candy or something useless. Um, because I just wanted to like walk and like be whatever, be useful. Yeah. So, I went out of the building, and I started walking to the CVS, and this guy comes up behind me, and he was like, Hi! Like, my! And I was like, What? Like, who are you?

I forgot the viewers were going to be there because they were all waiting to get in. I forgot that they were at the building and I just like... I was completely, like, normie brain, like, going to the 7-Eleven, like, getting it, whatever. Just completely in my normie brain. Um, and he was, and he was so nice. Like, it wasn't creepy at all. Of course. It wasn't creepy at all. Yeah. But it, I was, like, so confused at the time.

I was like, hello? Everyone that showed up was very, very sweet. Oh, they were so nice. Yeah. There was nothing weird, which is crazy, because I was sure I was gonna get stabbed.

I'm gonna be honest. I didn't tell you this before the concert because I didn't want to freak you out, but I was- I was sure I was gonna get stabbed too, actually. I was so nervous about being there. No, I was- I was like, there are so many opportunities here for somebody to come through. You can see if you watch- if you watch the beginning- Okay, well, what you-

might have not i cannot believe that you streamed the entry because that like the people could have figured it out yeah dude the checkpoint of people coming in and them knowing that it was live like so many things could have gone wrong i was so i had two security guards posted outside

Okay. This is a lot of stuff people don't know is I am a very anxious person. I literally, I am diagnosed OCD. I think through every situation, it's very, I have issues. I'm fucked up. You don't want to know the beginning of it. No one even like. Maya maybe knows the surface of it. No one knows how really fucked up this brain is. But I, uh... The cool thing about this event... Cutie refused people.

To come to the event because they had timeouts in her chat. Yeah. If you were ever timed out in my chat, you didn't come to the event. Nothing. You didn't come. If you ever had a timeout, you did not get invited. She was not f***ing out. I wasn't f***ing out. So what happened, this is how this event worked. I wanted viewers to come, I wanted to give something back to my community in any way that I could, but I didn't want people traveling, so I wanted to be only California-based.

You had to fill out a form, submit your California ID or you could not come, submit your VAX card or you could not come. Then... Every single person went through a background check, a legal background check. If you even had a misdemeanor, out. If anything came up even kind of weird, out. Then... I had a mod go through your entire chat logs to see if you ever said anything weird. And if you did, out. I feel like everybody's channel that was there.

Dude that's there is one person that I almost didn't invite because they were mostly a Ludwig viewer and Like they subbed to me and never talked to my chapel was mostly a Ludwig viewer and part of me thinks that maybe i shouldn't invite them because at the end of the show they sat there talking to ludwig for like forever and i was like

I like this was not Ludwig's concert like you know I don't you know I don't want you know I don't want him to be bothered of course like he's my boyfriend he he would do anything for me but I don't want him to be bogged down like blah blah anyway um so if you did not pass the back like the chat logs you were out and there were quite a few people that just didn't pass some of the people that applied to come didn't even follow me and i was like yeah you're out like that's just sus yeah

They did not get the address to the building until two hours before the event. Respect. Honestly. Because I just wanted to keep it as safe as possible. That's how I would do it too. You were not allowed to bring bags in. Yep. Every single person got metal detected. Metal bags. Yeah. Yeah. So it was as safe as humanly possible. The address was not out there.

It was very, very, very, very safe. Yeah. And even at the beginning, I was very uncomfortable. But a bunch of them, so many of them were women. Yeah. I was shocked. Yeah. It was very cool. So many women. It was very cool. I think 50% of the audience was women. Dude, like, normal chicks, too. Like, bitches that I could, like, hang out with. Yeah. I was like, damn, that's crazy. I'm proud of myself. Think of the five. I did not do...

good job singing but I did a great job putting together an event and I'm fine with that. You did do your job singing. I did an okay job. I was so pitchy. I watched back a video that my editor put on Cutie Cinderella clips. and it was me and ludwig singing sant or baby it's cold outside that was good and at the end i couldn't hear the song and so i said ah but it's cold out and you have to like yell

Like loud scene? Everybody was yelling, though. It was so off pitch. You couldn't hear it in the audience. Oh, it was painful. Everybody was yelling. It was painful on stream. But I don't even feel bad about it. I don't feel bad.

I worked a long day. It was a great stream. It was a great event. Let's go. Fuck it. I know. That's the first time in my life I've ever said that. It's so crazy hearing cutie talk like that. I've never said that. You guys don't understand. I end stream and I immediately say everything that was wrong with it.

Oh my god. Because I want to fix it. I'm a fixer. Dude, that was like me on the Halloween event. Halloween event, I literally, I ended stream, I immediately went to my car and just cried for like an hour and a half. That was shit camp. I cried my eyes out. I cried my eyes. Everyone else went to the club to celebrate and I sobbed. Right, same. Yeah. And it's crazy because all the viewers look at it and they're like,

That was so good. That was great, yeah. Like, look at all the viewers. Like, look at all the streamers. Look at all the viewers. It was, like, such a cool event. And, like, the person who leads it just sits there and cries because they're like, this was wrong. This was bad. This was so wild. Well, my problem was this.

I should have had more of a break on the last day of shit camp. I went, they went kickball and they were all worn out. And then I said, here's the finale stream. And every single person is sitting there like. Yeah. and so then i ended stream and i was like everyone was asleep and it was my stream and i tried so hard so dude but i learned next time the last stream there needs to be more of a break and blah blah

I'm going to do more of them for people who don't know. I have the biggest FOMO in the world. You can ask anyone who lives in Texas that whenever there's an event, I'm sitting at home crying. Cutie's the most Texas... Ever. And she's just stuck in LA. I'm stuck in LA because I'm in love with a man. It's so frustrating. I know. I love him so much, though. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here. For anyone who ever questions that...

I'm in fucking LA when I should be in Austin. Like, I love this man. I love him very much. And so, you know, I'm stuck in LA and I'm watching these events and da-da-da. And finally I had this epiphany where I was like, I've always been very insecure about, you know. my friends here and who like will say yes and blah blah blah and finally i was like guys like well i was at dinner with everybody and

They were saying, why don't we do more casual things together? And I lit up and I was like, oh my god, please. You know how OTK does these great events and they're all based in Texas?

you know i'm not in texas i don't have my friends near me and they're saying this stuff and i was i i started like fluttering and i was like oh my god oh my god i get so excited and so we're doing it we're doing it in la we're doing it we have xqc we have adept we have hasan we have will we have Myth, we have Lud, and myself, and that is the main group, which is pretty great.

And we're going to do events together. And it's going to be great. We don't need an org. We just have us. And that's going to be amazing. So our first one is on Tuesday. And it's going to be on Hassan's stream. And we're just going to rotate whose stream it's on. We're doing Gingerbread Houses. Maya's going to be there. Amaranth's going to come. What? Yeah.

She's flying in here? No, she's in town for other reasons. What the fuck? I moved my flight so that I could be on that stream. Yeah. So we're gonna start doing it like once or twice a month and I'm just gonna plan stuff and tell people dates and that's just what we're gonna do because it makes me happy to be around.

people I care about and so yeah that's pretty big time yeah I'm very excited about it and because I I mean Maya would know I think I can I can say it now because I'm in contract or whatever But TSM was my dream team for a very long time. I love TSM. I'm very passionate about TSM. But I sat there struggling for a very long time making sure it was the right choice because all of my friends are on other orgs and I was...

I was very stressed. I'm like, am I making the right choice? And I think finally I said to myself, I love TSM and I can still do cool things outside of it. without being on another org with the people that are around me and so it feels very good to like finally have that breath of fresh air where i'm like okay i can do this but hopefully people don't just look forward to my events and hopefully they'll also watch my solo streams because

They're different. It bleeds over. It'll bleed over. It's tough because I, yeah, events are important and collabs are important and I wish they weren't. I, the thing is I genuinely love events. I think my long-term goal.

Like, you know, five, ten, okay, maybe not five years. You guys will still watch me in five years, right? Ten years from now when I'm old and, like, you know, people don't want to watch a... I don't want to know how old I'll be in ten years. We don't need to think about it. Twenty-five. Nobody wants to watch a 25 year old. Yeah. I'm 15. I'm great. I look great. Nobody wants to watch, you know, whatever. Just take my wine. I will.

I want to like have like, I want to plan events for streamers. That's just turnkey where they just pay me and I say, okay, show up, do your cookie decorating stream. Bye. I could never put my time and effort into an event and then rely on streamers to execute it. I would be furious. I mean, they'd pay me for it. I'd be furious. Every time. Doesn't matter.

I'd be like, you're gonna waste my time? Go fuck yourself. Like, I hate when people waste my time. I couldn't do it. Yeah. Drives me insane. Like, I don't know how you do it. I really don't. But respect. Did I say something that I had taken my wine away? Did I say something offensive? Yeah, you said you were 15. Oh, okay. Oh, I get it. That's why I can't drink. Jesus Christ. Fuck, what were we talking about before that? I don't know.

I can't believe you haven't cut these off yet. It's driving me insane. Stop. Cut them off. See, that's what I'm talking about. No, no. They gotta go. No, I'm gonna put them on a hangar. They gotta go. My kitty will play with M. Jersey. He's sleeping. Oh, he's awake. Oh my god, he's alive. He loves strings. He'll do anything for strings. What a simple brain. He's a simple little boy. He just loves strings.

Good job, Darn. String. You got it. Just up from a nap automatically for a string. I love this cat. Oh, we were talking about collabs and shit. Dude, I wish I never had to do collabs. Really? I love them. No. The only people I feel comfortable with on stream, genuinely comfortable, you select S-Fan. Really?

That's so interesting. Dude, I don't know why. Everybody else, I'm just like, I'll do collabs with other people, right? Of course. But like, those are the only ones that don't feel forced at all. I... I can be cameraman for any stream. Same. I feel very comfortable with cameraman. I do not feel comfortable somewhere else. Because I don't know how to act. Compared to cameraman, I just have to be quiet. Me and Slick, every week, we have a guest every week.

And it stresses me out every time. Every time. I feel so much pressure to include them, make them funny. Make, like, get them in on the inside jokes, help them farm, like, make it a good stream. It's, dude. It's so much pressure. That's why I don't want guests here. It is so much pressure. Especially because by the time they get here, they'll be sober and we'll be drunk. And God forbid I fly all the way to fucking California to have a guest that's dead air. Yeah.

I'd be so mad. I mean, the biggest goal about Maya flying to California for this podcast is to make it worthwhile. And so we've got to figure out how to make it worthwhile. I think it'll take a bit for us to figure out how. But if we find a sponsor... No, it's already good. Okay, as long as you think it's worthwhile. I get very self-conscious about you thinking it's worthwhile. It is worthwhile. Because I'm trying to put...

My she shed into it. It's stressful when the view- I mean, this is only a second time. It's stressful because the view count is gonna fall from the first one. It is definitely gonna fall. Obviously. I mean, even if you think of Housewives, Housewives was like at 30k. For sure. And then it was sitting at like 7. But it's still like-

I think it's important to, like, diversify content, you know? I think people like it. Like, I think they think it's interesting. I think it's something to look forward to, and I think that makes it work. A lot of this stream has just been us being self-conscious. Really? Maybe. Sorry, audio listeners, but we are currently self-conscious. I do think it's important, though.

Audio, since this is a quiet moment, we're watching Durs my cat attempt to get on the coffee table. He can't do it. He gave up. He's thinking about it, though. He got scared. He's so cute. I love this guy. You can do it. You can do it. Do you want me to help you? Look, an ornament. I'll help you. Wow. I think it's because it's clear. He thinks it's see-through.

That's honestly fair. Yeah, that's what it was. Because it's a glass table, so he doesn't know that he can stand on it. I love this kitty. How many hours are we at? Over three. What? It's nine. Oh my god, we're at four. Yeah. We're over four. Alright, let's wrap it up. Chat. That's the podcast. And that's this week's episode of Wine About It. We came in with actually zero preparation. Cutie and I, like, without exaggeration, we've talked, like, 15 minutes total today.

i've been in her house all day i avoided talking to you on purpose for this past what on this like especially today i didn't want to bring up anything i want to talk to on the podcast Because then it would just be repeating myself. So I purposely- Okay, like you shouldn't do all that. I'm sorry, it's psychopathic, but I have to do it. I couldn't tell you about Girls' Night. Fair enough. Because I had to tell you about it. I couldn't tell you about Brooke's mom.

By the way, Brooke's mom, if you're still watching, Mama AB, I appreciate you. Thank you for being here. It's a fake candle. Don't worry. It's fake. Yeah, all the candles are fake. He's not going to catch on fire. He's not going to hurt himself. Nah, I've just been chilling all day. But today's podcast was very not structured. I hope that it was fine because we were just all over the place. But I do think that that's where this podcast should be. Yeah.

um i think that that's the literally our description they asked me for a description when we put on spotify and apple music they were like what's your description of your podcast and i said a drunk phone call between cutie and maya that you're invited to listen to that is our bio That is the bio of our podcast. Yeah. So I hope you enjoy it. Yeah, it's a mess. But if you're here, thank you so much. Thank you for coming back.

This will happen monthly. The second Sunday of every month. Second Sunday of every month. Let's go. Second Sunday of every month. I'm flying to LA in this studio. Cutie and I are doing a podcast. I dabbed again. Big time. Audio listeners. God, you're so cringe. Second Sunday of every month. I have to pee so bad. I do think we should make it later. You know I'm down.

Literally the only reason I ever say 5 p.m. CT is because I think, for some reason in my brain, I'm like, it'll be easier for people to remember because it's like, it's 5 p.m. somewhere. But that's really dumb. Like, we should probably start at like 6 or 7. But then again, EU is... that way, but you just f***ed at 5pm PST anyway. Right. You, you're f***ed. Wait, what time should we start? For PST. No. What time should we start for PST? I'm looking at chat right now.

six later six eight six I mean if we're looking at when people get offline we need to start at seven Because that's 9CT. That is my sweet part. 9CT. That is when Hassan's offline, that is when Ludd's offline, that's when Miz is offline, and I'm zooming. Sad that we have to think of those things, but I do, so.

All right, let's do 7 p.m. PST then. Okay. That means you could always fly in day of, too, because that's a late flight, you know? Yeah. I mean, you could come in. If there's special events, you can come in early, obviously. Okay, whine about it. Second Sunday of every month, 7pm PST, which is 9pm CT, which is 10pm Eastern. Perfect. You can catch it live on twitch.tv slash Maya. And then you can catch Whine About It's YouTube videos on youtube.com slash cutiecinderella.

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