Ep. 52: Serial Killer's Last Meals

So , patrick , do you play Dungeons and Dragons ?

So funny . You ask that I started my first campaign a couple weeks ago .

What does that mean so ?

that's basically so in Dungeons and Dragons . A campaign is basically like the story you run . Okay , so I started my first story and it ended after two sessions .

Oh , your character died .

No , the DM's computer died .

Oh .

I've never heard of that one before .

So see , the most I know is big bang theory when they play it . Not at all the same thing , but they're like . But then the dragon came through and they're like but I put out my sword , like .

But this dragon doesn't get killed by swords it's similar to that , okay there's a dnd podcast I listen to called dungeons and dragons , not a bdsm podcast , basically we were all just staring at you like did he really just say that ? Yeah , okay that's what they say in the podcast okay , cool , wait , there's people .

Okay , hi , I'm Hannah .

Hello , Hannah .

And Courtney is back . Hi Courtney , hi Rob .

Hi Courtney .

And we have a special guest . Rob , do you want to introduce our guest ?

Yeah , this is my youngest cousin .

Wait , is he the youngest though ? Yes , he is absolutely the youngest .

He comes from a family of six siblings . He's one of seven and he is the youngest , and that's my cousin Patrick .

The reason I said something was because he's a twin . I don't know . Yes , yes , yes .

Yes , I guess they uh , they really wanted a boy , uh , so they kept on trying . So he has six sisters .

Wow , they saved the best for last there you go there , you go Always .

So thank you for joining us today . We're , we have a episode today that's a little odd , yet hilarious , yet morbid . I think it will be interesting . All the things we love I'm all for it excellent . So we are going to talk about the last meals that criminals have before execution oh yeah so , to start

no , I feel like I would be a really poor behavior interventionist if I said that I believed that people's behavior couldn't be changed . Yeah , I'm really troubled by the legal system , honestly , and I feel like we do criminals a big disservice by not actually rehabbing them and not providing any support for changed behavior in the future .

Well , that would be my main reason of saying no is because the falsely accused and , yeah , falsely convicted .

Yeah , absolutely .

I would agree with no for the same reason . Plus , I feel like having somebody just in a room for doing like such a heinous crime , like something completely like insane , is more punishable than killing them . Yeah , plus , if they were wrongly accused , you know yeah , yeah , absolutely .

Thank you everybody for answering , so I think it's a unanimous no . I'm also . No , I , I . I totally agree with what everyone said , especially courtney .

heaven , I'm a Jedi . I thought you were Batman no , that's , that's my alternate identity . Oh okay , gotcha , jedi is my religion . I worship Jar Jar Binks aww , jar Jar .

okay , that's a different podcast everybody , because I do love myself some Star Trek , but anyways , that's a whole other podcast .

Weren't you just watching that the other day ? Yes , maybe , yes , maybe I was .

You were watching Star Wars .

Star Trek .

Star Trek yes , the next generation . Yes , you had it on the TV last night during dinner , jean-luc Picard and I said just keep it on keep it on .

It's fine , captain jamie's my favorite , but that's a whole other topic anyways . So it's customary right with executions that they get to pick what their last meal is , which honestly I think is a very weird thing . Like how do ?

people come up with that . Yeah , how , out of all the things you could have a choice over and you've been locked up for so long with no choice . I'm like you know what . You should have a choice over the last thing you eat . Exactly Seems a little weird , right . What is that ?

I don't know .

Maybe there was like some cultural piece to food , Like you know how some people will say like feeding your guest is like it's a way of showing love . Maybe they feel like it's like a self-love piece .

I just I love piece .

I just I can't imagine focusing on a food at that point , like I don't know what I would want . I would just like if somebody said to me what would your last meal be ? No , that's not true . I would have dino nuggets and mac and cheese . I do know that I do .

But if you think about it , you're on death row probably for multiple years before you even get executed . Yep , they probably give you the last meal because you know . You're probably thinking like you know what I could really go for right now Some tacos .

Wait . But why is it a meal ? Because I'm thinking about things that I would want a last of if my time were going to be tomorrow , and I'm like the last time I could read a book , the last time I could listen to a song .

Use your vibrator .

Yeah , exactly , Rob Now he's thinking't mean with your family .

Well , that would be second to the vibrator , but there's a lot of things that I can think of . That would definitely , for me at least , come before food .

So what's interesting too is nowadays they don't allow any alcohol or tobacco , which I was like . How can you put a stipulation , you know , if someone wants to have a cigar or if they want to drink a whole pint of beer like who cares ?

Or smoke a joint .

So I don't know if it's something to do with Use the nerves you know , take a weed gummy .

Yeah .

I don't know if it has anything to do with the injection that they do nowadays . If it messes with it ?

Are they afraid it's going to kill them if they have a drink Right Just to go Right ?

Right , just to go Right . Not really sure what the problem is there . I mean , if it's going to kill them and they're going to get executed anyways , you know it's saving them money on supplies .

Exactly Right , and it's not at their hand anymore . If somebody drinks themselves to death , then I think it counts as a suicide right or an overdose .

Yeah , that's not killing somebody , it's somebody killing themselves .

So Texas no longer allows last meals . So it's kind of like when you're in school and it's like that one teacher lets you do something .

That one kid ruins it for everybody else . Please tell me you know how he ruined it for everybody else .

I do .

Spectacular Sweet .

Lawrence Russell Brewer . He refused to eat the massive amount of food he had requested . Like I'm not eating , that it's always a Lawrence . I was just going to say that it was like you were reading my mind , Patrick .

That was weird .

Do you know a Lawrence ?

No , no , for that reason , me either , but it just feels like a very Lawrence thing .

I know of Lawrences that have , like you know , ruined things for other people .

Not great people , those Lawrences Exactly

So first person , steven wayne anderson okay , he was a contract killer and he escaped utah jail because he did a burglary and he decided to escape because apparently he could . And just an average tuesday just in utah , in utah tuesday so once he escaped , he decided he was gonna do some contract killings and he ended up working with drug traffickers .

Defenseless old woman .

Who hires someone to kill an 80-something-year-old woman ?

That's a better question . That is a much better question .

What does an 81-year-old woman do to get a hit on her .

Whoa , whoa , whoa . What makes you assume she did something ?

I mean if a contract killer is going after you .

You know something had to have happened .

the wrongfully accused . So apparently he was looking for money , but he didn't find much . So this is the thing Couldn't find much money , so he decided it's around midnight , I'm hungry , I'm going to make a meal and that , my friends , was what set the neighbors off , because what 81 year old woman is cooking at midnight ?

no , one , one with dementia , actually someone who's worked on a dementia ward one with dementia . You should check on her , but they might be cooking so that's why they called the cops .

Okay , makes sense . So he ended up being arrested and then put on death row , and his last meal was two grilled cheese sandwiches , one pint of cottage cheese disgusting .

I love cottage cheese what about ?

it is something that you're like .

This is delicious so I grew up with my mother uh eating cottage cheese , and so I naturally ate it too , but a lot of people put fruit in it . I don't like it like that . I like it as a savory dish , salt and pepper I was just gonna ask .

That was my follow-up question is are you a sweet or savory ? Okay I can respect that . The fruit in it is just really weird .

For me it's too many textures the only fruit that I would put in it that I've liked is pineapple . Anything else it just it's not the same I might give it a try again that way .

Any Any thoughts on the cottage cheese ?

So , like Rob's mother , I grew up with my mother eating cottage cheese . It must be a family thing , but , I don't like it .

It's gross . It's the texture right , it looks like throw up . Thank you .

Like I can't look at it and not think this is puke , this is puke .

There's something else that it looks like , but we won't go there .

Probably should go to a doctor if it looks like that , but anyways , that's a different podcast , different podcast wicked wanderings after dark , everyone . I like cottage cheese too .

Um , but I don't think I'd add it to my last meal it's not something you love that much , right , it's not on the dino nuggets level apple sauce is better .

So , after the cottage cheese , a hominy corn mixture .

A hominy . What's a hominy ?

It was probably something corn mixed in . It's kind of like those like medleys , I'm assuming .

Okay .

Radishes . Ah yeah , why right Was it Animal .

Crossing . I love Animal Crossing . Shameless plug . I still play it at home on my Switch . Do you really ?

Sure do , I didn't know you had a Switch .

Yes , you did . No , I didn't . We just talked about this 10 minutes before the show . No , I was talking to him . Oh , I was in the room also participating , but apparently Hannah's ears were only dialed into Patrick .

You know that Mexican taco trunk that is by my mother's house . They serve sliced radishes with the tacos , but it's good to put them on top though there's something about that crunch .

Now you're making me hungry . We just ate one piece of peach pie and one pint of chocolate chip ice cream .

I can respect that . A whole pint , a whole pint . I can respect that . A whole pint , a whole pint . I can kill a whole pint .

Don't know if he ate the whole thing , but you know he got lethal injection .

Oh no , he ate it . He had to have eaten it . You can't not eat a whole pint of ice cream .

Love it . So the next guy , joe Arity Arity . Yes , and this is actually really sad court . You'll be sad with me because we're in the mental health field so they actually believed him to be innocent . After the execution um he had enough to do it . Yeah , he had a low iq , unfortunately . Um , he had mental illness , great .

I have 11 kids right now who cannot differentiate between yes and no .

So his execution actually was a gas chamber which is just freaking awful .

What year Did you have ? The year yeah 1939 .

I never remember a gas chamber , one though that was a long time ago . But he asked for ice cream . Aww , I know what kind chamber one , though that was a long time ago .

But he asked for ice cream . Oh , I know , what kind ?

it doesn't say maybe he didn't care , maybe he was just like you know what I need ?

some comfort ice cream so this kind of reminds me of the green mile . Has anyone seen the green mile ?

Oh my God , Right Agree , I would take the gas chamber over that .

So I'd take a firing squad .

Yes , I actually have one . I don't know , I might actually do the guillotine .

Oh .

Because you automatically get severed .

Yeah , but what if you ?

don't .

Yeah , but then your neck just gets cut off .

Right and you die . But what if you don't ? How can you not die ? You just die .

It might take a couple seconds longer . Yeah , but when they bury you , your head is detached from your body but you can sew it back together . Oh , okay .

Oh boy , this is getting into a whole different realm .

I'd rather take lethal injection , but lethal different realm .

I'd rather take lethal injection . But lethal injection . They've been known not to work and they have terrible seizures yeah , they .

So they've been having a lot of issues with the chemicals . Um , there's like there's one major chemical that they haven't been able to reproduce because there's pharmaceutical companies that are refusing to make it all right getting shot , it is then

it is an interesting first name , that's very eloquent .

He was born in 68 . So I feel like it's like a 68 name Good year . So his way was lethal injection because he was killed in 2000 . The progress of like how everything happened with him like the conviction , the trial and everything was super fast , so it actually caused a lot of anti-death penalty groups to speak out on his uh .

I thought there was something to that like cookies , shaped and justice , so the way . So the cookbook cookies exactly .

The cookbook is by ashley lecker , so she's actually very interesting to read , but she ended up doing a recipe for dinner rolls because she thought it was like a comforting type food okay , but yeah , so this book is actually a cookbook that we can reproduce these meals . Oh , 100 and like they're decent meals .

So wait , so this is all from a cookbook . Yes , does it ? Does it like ? Give the backstory of the person ? Like , yes , it does . Yeah , the serial killer cookbook by ashley lecker .

Oh , that's wild , isn't that awesome ? That's kind of cool , see , you need to come on the podcast . More pound drink . We talk about all this weird shit . I I actually think , when I bought this because I bought it with courtney that the woman that saw me buy this that checked me out . I think she gave me a look because cool , okay , let's keep going

So he did . The crime in 1998 was killed in 2011 , correct ? Why did it take so long ?

weren't you the one that said earlier like it takes forever for these things to go through ?

well , I was thinking like more , like half the time that it took with this one , like five years . I mean five years is a long time to be sitting in a cell .

That's true , he must have had a peel after a peel after a peel , I'm sure Probably so . He had two chicken fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions , a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side . My guy . A cheese omelet with ground beef ? Ew , what's a cheese omelet with ground beef ?

Ooh , I don't know what that is . Me neither . It's a southern thing , it's a vegetable .

But yeah , it's a . It's kind of like a leek , isn't it ? Is it a green vegetable ?

It is green , yeah , but it's not lettuce . It's not leafy , it's not leafy , it's not leafy , no , is it more like ?

asparagus , oh , so it kind of looks like a peapod .

Yeah , you chop it up , May I ?

see , or a little pepper , yeah , you chop it up in circles . What is that motion you're doing ?

You chop it up in circles , like if you take a jalapeno and you slice it Jalapeno . So , that's what you do you slice it into circles . So you cut it up like a green onion . Yeah , okay , see the inside . Ah it looks like a pinwheel . Yeah .

Oh .

That looks different than I thought it , would it kind of gives me jalapeno vibes .

Yes , exactly , but I wouldn't put ketchup on it .

No Well fried . This is the fried ones .

It looks like fried Brussels sprouts almost fried brussel sprouts yeah huh , it doesn't look too , bad really you guys don't know what okra is .

I don't think I would eat it okay , mister , I was born in massachusetts .

What's wrong ?

with being born in massachusetts , nothing but you're acting like you're from the south and

you know southern massachusetts I'm gonna make this for you garlic roasted okra we are getting off topic .

It's fine , it's a cookbook .

It is a cookbook , you're right cook podcast .

We've changed it one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread what does that mean ? One pound of barbecue like just the sauce it must have been a barbecue piece of meat , I'm assuming you can barbecue chicken , you can barbecue ribs , yeah pork right one of everything I don't know .

I'm guessing it was probably chicken .

Yeah , chicken , three fajitas with fixings .

Fixings . This is definitely the South .

Three seems like a very random number . It is a random number , what ?

kind of fixings .

You too many questions . We're never going to get through . I mean sour cream .

We're never going to get through all the ones that you picked out Well .

I was worried I wasn't going to have enough , so I'm glad I do A meat lover's pizza , typically pepperoni , sausage bacon , canadian bacon and ground beef .

Respect .

Three root beers Three . Why did you say it like root beers ? I don't know . Root beer is a mood , always with a straw , though , right Like you , can't drink a root beer without a straw .

So I actually I got a root beer at work yesterday Because , like I was on break , I went to Target grabbed like break food and I saw root beer in the freezer or the fridge and I was like , oh , I haven't had a good root beer in forever .

Wait , was it .

A&W .

It was A&W , it wasn't Barks . No . Barks is crap . Are you kidding me ?

I don't know . A&w is a very good root beer .

A&W is the best .

I bet Lawrence had A&W Lawrence Lawrence One pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream .

Lame .

And a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts .

Okay . Brewer then refused the meal he requested , after which Texas stopped offering last meal statewide which we talked about he knew what he was doing . He did that was intentional .

He wanted to be a menace .

He did Exactly One last time .

Isn't that his right .

He wanted to be a menace . He wanted to go out being a menace . Yeah , what a jerk .

I like it .

I just don't understand why it matters whether he eats it or not .

Right .

Like it's . Everyone should be deserved of their last meal , and if they don't feel like eating it , then so be it . It's their last meal .

Yeah , has it ever occurred to anybody that like perhaps on a day where you're contemplating your whole existence and you know you're going to die ? Tomorrow that maybe you're not hungry . Yeah right , Because I don't think that's why I was like why does it have to be that ?

Or friends or family care about it , wouldn't ?

be food , that would be on my mind . I mean , some people are foodies , so maybe it would be for them , but it wouldn't be for me .

No , or a place that like some haunted location for me , yeah .

I'd be alone in my cemetery . If you know , you know , if you know .

You know , we like cemeteries here , patrick , so welcome .

People in those places .

I wish everybody could see the straightest face . He just said that joke with , because the joke was good , but the face was better . Yes , it was .

Lots of practice . Every time I'm driving by a cemetery with somebody in the car , I say it .

Dad jokes Got it .

Next is Robert Anthony Buell Bell . It's B-U-E-L-L . Buell .

Bueller's B-U-E-L-L . Bueller Bueller .

Bueller , bueller . If you know , you know , I didn't know until six months ago .

Last year .

Yeah , I've never seen that movie .

What's a ?

Bueller oh great movie . Oh good , I'm not the only one .

Ferris Bueller's Day Off . Oh , I'm not the only one .

Alright , we're gonna have to watch that . So when we're all snuggling later , we'll watch that wow .

Is that a wow ?

because I'll be snuggling wow , because you've never seen it . No , you ever seen the breakfast club . No , what ?

I've also never seen the breakfast club fired , fired .

She's fired us twice today , patrick on my first day shame shame shall not believe a charlie expired expired .

I love that commercial . If you know , you know that ant commercial for geico yeah , all the ants come over it Like instead of like ants , like the bug . You know ants that you are in your family .

Boo Geico , anyways

Well , robert , so it wasn't his crime that really intrigued me . It was his last meal and he had a single unpitted olive .

Just one olive , yep , was it black or green .

It doesn't say that's important . That's really important information , because you're a sociopath if you eat a green olive but I feel like black ones aren't pitted right .

I hate black olives , I hate green olives .

What Green olives have you ever had ? One with garlic in the middle ? Oh my God , it is so good , so good .

Disgusting . I don't like to eat green things .

Or you get one with a piece of blue cheese in it Disgusting .

Blue cheese .

Chef's kiss . Green olives are only acceptable on deviled eggs .

Okay . I can get down with that .

That's the only way it's acceptable . A little paprika A little paprika , maybe a little salt and pepper , a little pinch .

I think your mom made deviled eggs for us when we were in Florida , patrick , that sounds accurate .

That's one of the few things she knows how to cook Love you Teresa .

I like it .

No , Teresa's like one of my favorite aunts . I love Teresa .

Teresa's the goat .

She's actually my godmother . I don't know if you knew that , but she's my godmother , I didn't know that . Your parents are my godparents .

I didn't know if you knew that , but she's my godmother . I didn't know that your parents are my godparents . That I did not know .

Yeah , Fun fact . Learn some family history here . Add another kid onto their roster , yes , Okay . So yeah , I don't know if it was a black , but I feel like the black ones aren't pitted . But is it because they're usually unpitted before they're in the Well ?

all olives have a pit in them .

Yeah , they must at some point , Huh Well .

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It is . It wouldn't be a podcast if she didn't bring up Ted Bundy everybody .

Ted Bundy Okay , I've heard the name in passing . In passing .

Wow , probably because did you see the new movie that came out with Zac Efron ?

Okay , that's where I've heard the name .

from there you go .

Everybody likes Zac Efron as a serial killer .

I don't like Zac Efron at all . He didn't pull it off .

He tried . He's better in other roles , like musicals .

Like High School Musical .

Oh God .

We're all in this together .

I boycotted that .

Nobody else , that's a , that's a favorite in my household , really , yeah , we love High School Musical in my house alright , no judgment .

No judgment zone in the circle of podcasting .

I grew up with two sisters that were obsessed with it , so naturally I ended up liking it too , so let me guess , was it your twin and Bianca ? It was my twin and bianca oh I win .

So I won't get into his crime because he I mean he- everyone knows what he did he did a lot . I know in a bug he he killed a lot he did oh okay , that's all he also escaped oh , he escaped jail yeah he escaped out of a courthouse oh , he was actually really quite brilliant . He had a whole family . He was studying to become a lawyer .

it's so ironic it's a good cover .

So he did get the electric chair in 1989 , but his last meal he did not request one he thought he was gonna escape again maybe he was given steak , eggs , hash browns , toast with butter and jelly , milk , coffee and juice , and he did not eat any of it . So they just decided like that's what they were gonna give him .

Yep , it sounds . I mean , this sounds like a good meal , but is it worth your last meal ever ? Oh , probably not . Yeah , hash browns are good , but , like I don't know

Our next person is Alton Coleman , so this guy was a spree killer .

Spree .

Spree .

So does that mean just random ?

Kill , kill , kill , kill , kill .

Okay , cool Purge style .

Got it . So he ended up meeting this woman called Deborah Brown , who decided to join him . Oh , and so it kind of reminded me of like a Bonnie and Clyde , except with murder .

Oh that's interesting . Yeah , I thought so too . You make it sound so casual . She was just like you know what I could do ? I could murder some people with you . Yeah , I've got plans tomorrow . Yeah .

What a love story . Yeah , that would be a good Hollywood film .

I thought so too . So anyway . So Coleman was sentenced to death in three states , mind you . Wow , so he got around .

Did he have a last meal in each state ?

Well , he was executed in Ohio . Okay , so I mean , you can't kill someone three times .

You could revive them and then make them go through it again and again and again .

Wow you psycho , Holy hell woman . You psycho , Holy hell woman . So his last meal in 2002 was a well-done filet mignon with mushrooms fried chicken breasts , salad with French dressing , sweet potato pie with whipped cream , french fries , collard , greens , onion rings , cornbread , broccoli with melted cheese , biscuits and gravy and a cherry Coke .

Does it say he ate that all ?

It doesn't say he didn't Fair enough .

I respect the cherry Coke . I was just going to say the cherry .

Coke was like the perfect ending to that .

That's a good way to wash it down .

Cherry Coke root beer . Oh this guy

This guy is interesting . So this guy's name is Francis Crowley and he was born in 1912 . Okay , so this is an old school one . He was a 1930s gangster oh and he went on a crime spree that was really short-lived and it ended up being that ended in a shootout with police , with 300 officers , 15 000 people like just watching all this going down right .

I don't know if there is a jurisdiction on this maybe you came up across it but do they have to make the determination that somebody's going to be eligible to be on death row before like before a year ? Because , otherwise he was a minor when they decided to do that , so that's where appeals come in .

Uh , but this was also the 30s .

I don't know if that had a reason to do with it , and they did tend to look at people much younger as adults at that point too I was gonna say nowadays that would not happen , because it's usually about 20 years of appeals that happen before you actually get executed because it makes sense .

This guy did the crimes . 31 , you know , he was in jail . 32 , he died . I mean this was super , super quick that was quick .

They kind of just didn't care back then so young they're like now , this guy's definitely guilty this guy definitely killed people . Let's just kill him right now I never understood how that was part of it like let's show this person that they are wrong for taking another human's life , and what way to do that ?

Yeah , I think this guy had the ability to be rehabilitated because the way it was written it sounded like he just kind of went on a killing spree . He was known as two guns , so he would have two guns in one hand just going boom , boom , boom off him here , buddy . There must have been some type of background where this why happened ? What ?

kind of background do you think that like from a mental health standpoint ? What kind of background do you think could contribute to somebody ?

I definitely had to have been home . Yeah , because , being what , 17 , 18 , when this happened , I mean had to have been home . Life , some kind of neglect or missing ?

yeah , type of yeah I mean , maybe his family was like part of the mob . You know that's also a very valid point like it could have just been , like the life he was just born into normalized , yeah , so like just killing people .

Just , you know , an average wednesday yeah , so his last meal was steak and onions , french fries , apple pie and both ice cream and melted ice cream oh , melted ice cream , yeah , okay I thought that was interesting .

I would probably choose a Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell , probably two of them , their new Cantina Chicken Tacos , probably a few of those . Probably a 20-piece McNugget from .

McDonald's , that's good .

And I would wash it down with two Lard Zero Baja Blasts .

But what's your sauce for the nugs though ?

Oh , sweet and sour , there's no other option , did you just say zero .

Yeah , why does it ?

matter .

Bring on the sugar .

It tastes different .

It's just a different taste .

He's watching his calories on his last day .

Zero sugar , baja blast .

Alright , how about one of each ? Okay , then my dessert would probably be a warm chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream . Good choice .

I already said mine Dino nuggets , sweet and sour sauce from McDonald's and Kraft mac and cheese the original shape , because when they're shaped like other things they don't taste the same .

So what kind of shape ? You don't want shell , no , the regular shape of macaroni . Okay .

So noodle .

Noodle , exactly Noodle , got it . You don't want shell , no , the regular shape of macaroni , okay , so noodle noodle , exactly noodle , got it I would have a bowl of shepherd's pie , authentic , you know , ground lamb peas , carrots , mashed potatoes , gravy .

And you keep on saying taco bell . So tacos are in my head and I love tacos . So probably a few hard-shelled tacos and probably a McChicken add ketchup , a McDouble no mustard , add mayo . And a sweet tea , a double sweet tea from McDonald's .

A double .

Yeah .

Like you want two of them .

I want two of them Because I got a lot of food you know that's true .

You got to wash it down with something .

Courtney , did you say a drink ? No ? I didn't say a drink . Do you want to say ?

a drink . What would I have for a drink ? Root beer . I think it would be root beer A&W A&W , definitely Not Barks . I don't want that crap .

Regular root beer or root beer float .

Root With that old fashioned vanilla ice cream in it and a nice straw . And then I would take a for my dessert , a pint of the mint chocolate chip from Ben and Jerry's so good . Yeah , that's my last meal .

Hannah Geez . So I miss my mom's old cooking from when I was younger , so I probably would do her homemade pizza . Her deep dish , yeah I just have great memories of that . That sounds good and I probably would have her make her potato and leek soup that I love so much .

Oh , I forgot Fries for mine Too late no .

I'm kidding , you're already dead .

You can't have fries now .

No fries for you . I do love waffle fries , so definitely waffle fries .

From where Maybe like a Chick-fil-a waffle ?

fries ? No , I probably do like a wings over waffle fry with like a garlic parm seasoning on it choice um what ? About mozzarella sticks no , no , mozzarella sticks , really . Yeah , uh , probably add some mac and cheese . Um , and then I'd probably want to watch the Night Before Christmas . If I could watch a movie while eating and then to drink Coffee , no Beer .

You don't want to be energized for your last day Alcohol .

If I can't have alcohol , I probably Talk about some water . You know I might be weird and have a ginger ale .

Ginger ale , that is kind of odd . No judgment , no judgment .

No judgment .

I mean .

I had my mom make most of my last meal . That's not odd , but the ginger ale is .

Do you think that they actually would like if you had requested they would allow someone to make the meal for you , or do you think it has to be something they can source themselves ?

Well , I mean , if someone says I want , you know , a big mac from mcdonald's they can't make that in in the uh cafeteria .

You have to go to mcdonald's and get it .

It's 2024 they're door dashing that . So one of the things they did talk about , uh , when she was talking about how last meals have changed over the years , one of the things is that they make sure it can be locally sourced and it can't be like caviar from russia like they .

If you're in texas getting electrocuted like it can't be something you can't get in texas yeah , that could prolong your your time right , so are we doing a card oh yes ,

It's a queen of diamonds . There we go , ooh , okay . So on June 20th 2000 , between 3 and 4 am , debbie Mello was last seen in the area of Route 18 in Weymouth after an argument with her husband , louis Mello . Debbie has been missing since that date . If you have any info about this case , please call 1-855-MA-SOLVE .

He did it . It was definitely the husband in that one , you think .

I feel like that's too obvious . I thought she was saying I did something , oh no no , you did great , patrick .

I'm sorry .

My reading worked today .

Oh , Debbie Come on .

You have an argument with your husband come on .

I mean , you have arguments with your husband and it's either the husband or the husband's mistress that's what I was thinking .

You think it's a mistress . It's always the mistress . What ?

she's like , if I can't have him , then he's going to prison and you're dead .

Do we have anything from the news that we would like to discuss ? Anybody have anything ? Any craziness .

Five people were arrested in the case of Matthew Perry's death . Oh , that's a good one .

I didn't see anything about that . Tell me more Seriously . Yeah , I live under a rock .

Yeah , so , apparently , there was this woman . She was considered the queen of whatever the drug that he died of , died using no , no , it was a of whatever the drug that he died of died using Meth ? No , no , it was a pill , A prescription ?

Oh okay .

She was the queen of it .

There was a couple other doctors .

Matthew Perry , how do you become the queen ?

of a prescription . I don't understand that .

Ketamine queen .

Oh , okay , ketamineamine , that makes sense yeah you know it's so sad because he just came out with that documentary yeah , and a book , didn't he ?

yeah , I saw the book the other day when I was in the book .

Yeah , and he talked about his addiction issues .

That's just so sad yeah , so uh , this is just from cnn . Their title of this story is called how doctors and a ketamine queen took advantage of matthew perry . Doctors and a Ketamine Queen Took Advantage of Matthew Perry and Played a Role in His Death , according to Prosecutors .

I mean , I'm not a big Friends fan , but I do feel bad for it . Does anyone watch Friends ? I watch .

Friends . Yeah , Never seen an episode .

Patrick what'd you say ? I love Friends . You do , yeah , it's a great show . I haven't watched through it in a while . I , yeah , it's a great show . I haven't .

I haven't watched through in a while I used to watch it before bed .

Yeah , um , but I mean I don't have a tv in my bedroom now , so it's a really good comfort show yeah , yeah comfort . Show you know what's gonna happen yeah , that in , uh , that 70 show are good , exactly , yeah , yeah I couldn't get into friends .

I seriously yeah , I I just don't . So I actually had a friend that I made when I was studying abroad in Scotland . He was from China and that's how he learned English was by watching Friends , which I thought was amazing Interesting words .

I'm sure that's so cool .

But I just couldn't get into it . I've tried it twice already and I just was like eh , it's an acquired taste . Yeah .

You have to have that certain sense of humor .

Yeah , sense of humor . Yeah , you have . Like , you have to have that sense of humor .

You know it's but I do have humor , it's a stereotypical , like you know , sitcom , you know yeah , I always think of the episode where he's like wearing the turkey or she's wearing a turkey yeah , that's a good episode .

I usually think of the episode with the couch with the pivot . That's a good episode , they're all good episodes See I like the Office .

I've never seen it .

The Office is okay .

Love the Office .

It's okay . It's a different sense of humor than Friends , though I need us to agree on some type of show . Well .

I've been watching Community .

Never heard of it . Never heard of it either .

Heard of it either it's uh has Donald Glover in it .

Oh , who's that never heard of him he he was like a rapper .

At one point I forgot what his rapper name was , but it's a good show , very funny it was . Uh , it's from like the early 2010s and a lot of the humor in it . You would not be able to get away with it these days , yeah it's great .

I love it it I feel like those , like home improvement and oh okay , oh yeah .

No , he made that face makes sense yeah , donald glover donald glover , good old , for everyone listening , I just showed everyone a picture of donald glover , anyways , well , thank you , wanderers .

we should do what we should actually make something from the cookbook , yeah , and then do a video on it .

Yeah , that's making it for a tick tock , yeah also , if you haven't already , make sure to follow us on all our socials . We're trying to get to a thousand followers on tiktok , so every time we do these little recordings we can just go live and you can watch it from there and I'm fascinated to hear what everybody else's last meal would be .

So send us a text and let us know we can read them the next time we record .

Definitely , definitely .

Thank you , patrick , you're welcome . Thank you for having me on .

Thank you for joining us . Yeah , yeah , we'll have to have you on again .

Absolutely . I will have to more episodes .

Watch . You mean listen .

See he's excited for the TikTok .

I listen with my eyes , me too .

Me too , Patrick .

Alright , thank you , Wanderers . Bye .

Thank you bye .

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