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Why Would You Make This?

Jimmy Timewww.wwymt.com
Host Jimmy Time, Brother Skylar, and Pro Wrestler Jay Delta watch and re-tell bad entertainment and try to understand or make up the decisions behind why it was made. Season 3 is all about Total Non Stop Action. We review the absolute beginning of Impact Wrestling by watching the NWA TNA weekly PPVs and question how this arrogant, gross, racist, sexist, and surprisingly skillful company ever survived nearly 20 years and still going. Season 2 was all about a show people think was good, but really isn't. The (1959 TV Series) "The Twilight Zone". Jimmy Time has never seen The Twilight Zone except for one episode. Writer Eug Van Lith tries to convince Jimmy it's a good show and Wrestler Jay Delta tries to convince Eug it's not. Season 1 was all about horrible movies. With 100 episodes, we go from the 2011 Adam Sandler film "Jack and Jill" , to the 1978 TV Movie "Star Wars Holiday Special", all the way back to the 2001 Tom Green film "Freddy Got Fingered". Guests include Jay Delta, Danny Money, Eug Van Lith, Brother Skylar, Dani DT, and Joey FOTS.
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Episodes

104- The Sixteen Millimeter Shrine (S1E4)

Tom Cruise Does Not Present: Time, Delta and Eug talk about #SecondCivilWar, Sinatra is Trash, Spy Al Yankovic, Hell's Hierarchy, The 1930's Ice Age, "Is he dead? I hope so!", A Magic Pig Hoof, and a Death Flashback during this Dramatic episode.

Oct 25, 201848 min

103- Mr Denton on Doomsday (S1E3)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Wagwan, Global Warming Player One, Real Life Looney Tunes, Dirty Wild West, You Can't Tell Time, Sobering Pride, Driver Jimmy Time, Dr. Rod Serling, during this Drunken Mess of an episode.

Oct 04, 20181 hr 8 min

102- One For The Angels (S1E2)

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk Horse Doctor, Dramatic Sting, Escaping Death, Texting Death, Child Land Owners, MLM Religion, Writing Music, and Lincoln Doesn't Get A Pass? in another episode secretly about the government.

Sep 18, 201859 min

101- Where Is Everybody? (S1E1)

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk about Rob Sterling, 50's accent and lingo, Propagandists, Playing Mannequin, Army Badges, Swayze vs Stewart, Go First in life, Bi-planes and Tri-planes, Government Boxes, Moral Jizz, and Motivational Rod Serling during our first episode of Season 2

Sep 03, 20181 hr 12 min

100- Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Things I Haven't Seen, Baby Train Tickets, Fond Memories Of The Tom Green Show, Sad Money, Would You Kill Your Baby If It was Hitler?, Delta Pillow Parenting, Meme Calendar, Canadian Muppets, The Sheet Sheriff, Babar: Canada's Most Hated Elephant, and the Citizen Kane of Songs during this Court Evidence Video

Jun 30, 20181 hr 56 minSeason 1Ep. 100

99- Junior (1994)

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk Arnold Eats Monkeys, Murdering Strangers, Poop Touchers, The Rental Monkey, Real Encyclopedia Facts, Human Shapes, Anything But Gay, Pregnancy Fucking, Bad Science, and Now You Three Me during this Movie and Bloopers

Jun 20, 20181 hr 58 minSeason 1Ep. 99

98- Godzilla (1998)

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Pirates, Anti-Titanic, Fruit Merchandising, French France Florida, Sneaky Godzilla, Women and Children first, Why Is He Called Animal?, Reverse Infomercial, Who's The Real Monster? in this Long and Boring Action movie.

May 31, 20181 hr 57 min

97- Lost In Space (1998)

Time, Eug, and Skylar talk about Mary Kate and Ashley Tourism, Klorps, Insane Don West Deals, Skylar's Science Lesson, Heat Mouth, and Time Travel Confusion during a movie that doesn't even pay attention to itself.

May 13, 20181 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 97

96- Catwoman (2004)

Jimmy Time and Jay Delta talk about Beach Porn Delta, Space Japanese Cats, Subways, A Criminal Orgy, The Power of Teachers, Too Old for Carnivals, White Castle, Stagehand Fun, Worst Political Candidate Ever, and Reboot Monkey during a movie that's both Too Real and Too Fake.

Apr 28, 20181 hr 56 minSeason 1Ep. 96

95- Cobra (1986)

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Demolition's Stalk & Slash, The Axe Clang Gang, A Vampire Before Christmas, Fish & Rice: American Health Care, Star Wars Drawing, and Avoiding Work in this run amok 80's stereotype that just HAS to be a Parody.

Apr 18, 20181 hr 35 min

94- UltraViolet (2006)

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Skylar talk about The Vampire before Christmas, Vampire Airlines, Future News Unions, The Violet Power Ranger, Color Based Diet, and end with a song during this movie we really don't understand.

Mar 31, 20181 hr 39 minSeason 1Ep. 94

93- AEon Flux (2005)

Time, Delta and Skylar talk about the TV Show Supernatural, Bee Keeper Fashion, a Back-Flash, Naive Future, The Water Cycle, Amish Oligarchy, Feet Feet, Army Motto, "My Squad is Dead", Ice Cream Dictatorship, Bed Bugs, Muscle Memory, and Pitt and the Pig during this insane attempt at cinematography.

Mar 16, 20181 hr 40 min

92- Eddie (1996)

Time and Delta talk about A Daily Emotional Journey, Who is the Gipper?, Ed Koch jr., Blame The Troops, Slow News Day, Fictional Characters In A Cartoon, and The Harlem Globetrotters in this late February episode about Major League but with Basketball.

Mar 01, 20181 hr 11 min

91- The Love Guru (2008)

Time, Skylar, and Eug talk "Mr. Pants", Was Wayne's World good?, Skylar hates Burn Notice, Basketball Player Lawn Furniture, Elephant On The Ice, Rubber Pucks, and Alba VS Biel Duel during a torture device about The Alarmingly Unique Life of Mike Myers.

Feb 12, 20181 hr 30 min

90- Bright (2017)

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Locker Room Event Horizon, Waffles vs Pancakes, 2018 Grow Up, Will Smith Improv, Sexy Nervous System, Ike Barinholtz Mustache, Tricking God, and the sequel to Hitch in a What The What movie that wraps itself up over and over.

Feb 01, 20182 hr 7 min

89- Barb Wire (1996)

Time, Delta, and Money talk about Pleasure Torture, U.N. Tactics, Bullet Quotas, I Dream of Genie Sexism, Casablanca Comparison, Danny Money Doesn't Understand Sacrifice, Dr. Mosquito, and Shows/Movies like V.I.P., Full House, Batman Forever, and Dark Man during this technically a movie.

Jan 18, 20181 hr 30 min

88- End of Days (1999)

Time, Skylar, and Delta talk The Bread Podcast, Old York, Lazy Cops, Dead-Kid-Toy Angels, Snake Doctor '79, Santa's Resume Padding, Terrible humans, Holy Rat Bites, Easy Sleazy God, and "When Can You Form A Torch Mob?" Answered in this Genre-less Apocalypse film.

Dec 31, 20171 hr 41 min

87- Jingle All The Way 2 (2014)

Jimmy Time and Skylar, the former comic blog guy, talk about Pie Mom, Part-Time Workers, A Certified Cardboard Bad Ass, Operation Hoosier Daddy, Porn Stars Acting, White Guilt, Extremely Elaborate Espionage, & "3 Jingles and a Way" during this "No One Wants It" story narrated by Jimmy Time The Cable Guy.

Dec 16, 20171 hr 19 min

86- Demolition Man (1993)

Delta, Skylar, and Time talk President Art, Drug Dealing spot, Deflating Earth, President Schwarzenegger, Break your muscles, Future Hacking, Mental Doctors, Home Alone the City in this very accurate depiction of the future.

Nov 30, 20171 hr 44 min

85- Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

Time, Delta & Eug talk 1995 years, Weird Names, Hip 90s Corporate Kid, Protesting AIDS, Just Like My First Wife, Fax Machines, Spoilers for Cube the movie, Childhood Memories, The Current and Next Hollywood Scandal during the Cyberpunk Masterpiece.

Nov 12, 20172 hr 3 min

84- A Haunted House 2 (2014)

Time, Delta & Money talk German Movie Genres, Jessica Falling, Type Casting Cuba Gooding Jr, Looney Tunes, White Women Be Crazy, Racism, Sexual Assault, Child Rape, and Space Turtles in this complete rip off of a movie.

Oct 31, 20171 hr 28 min

83- Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Delta, Danny, and Time try to remember the other Scary Movie plots, and talk Types of Monkeys, Types of Amish, Benny Hill, Comfort Wigs, Schwing!, Pole Dancing, Jerry O'Connell, Dog Sexualization, The Dark Lord, Mama King Cole during this painfully unfunny movie.

Oct 21, 20171 hr 52 min

82- Soldier (1998)

Delta and Eug join Jimmy Time discussing Fake sequel sequels, The Orville, Bureaucracy paperwork, Actual RPG Statistics, Space Australia, Looney Tunes Army Techniques, Hot Garbage, Space Bear Grylls, and we sing Gangster's Paradise during this Blade Runner Spinoff.

Sep 30, 20171 hr 50 min

81- Soul Man (1986)

Delta and Money join Jimmy Time to talk about Evil Movie Ticket Demographics, Food-based Economy System, Racist Solar System, Suffolk Community College, Racist Boston, & Heaven's Credit Score; All during this technically real-life 80s Rom/Com.

Sep 15, 20171 hr 38 min

80- The Astronaut's Wife (1999)

Delta and Money talk Fast and the Furious franchise, Watching A Man Die, Punk Music, Bad Mouthing Women, Tough Life Lessons, Rules of Consent, Baby water, Star Wars rip-off, and we "sing" Thriller during a movie we watched multiple times and still don't understand.

Aug 25, 20171 hr 48 min

79- The Room (2003)

Jay Delta and Skylar talk Blockbuster Movie Covers, Skinemax idiots, Homeless Homos, Being Mark Malkovich, Tough Jobs, Girl Talk, Undead Sequels, and A Rose in this Cult Classic full of people who are Tri-Polar.

Aug 12, 20171 hr 56 min

78- Santa With Muscles (1996)

Billy Joel, ATM Tech, Grumbly Uncle Joe, Terrible jokes that land flat, Who joins the nWo this week, Good Guy Logic, and West Texas in a horrible episode that matches this horrible movie where no one calls the police.

Jul 28, 20171 hr 36 min

77- Jingle All The Way (1996)

Delta & Eug talk different types of race jokes, mattress stores, Embarrassing Parents, That Classic Howard Stern episode, The Pet Peeve podcast, Life is Juggling, Happy High Fives, and how The wrong one died. Plus, we play Is It A Bit? and O&As during Christmas in July Month

Jul 13, 20172 hr 6 min

76- Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

Time, Delta, & Money talk Alien Elvis, Weekend at Area 51, What if Hilary was President, John Oliver, Mt. Rushmore, Flat Earth maps, Spaceship Hats, Human Cent-ipede, & breathing Helium, all as we explain the first movie, in a sequel that rewrites both it's universe & ours.

Jun 28, 20172 hr 4 min

75- After Earth (2013)

Time & Money teach Biology class, fail History class, & master acting class; then talk Aiming for Life, Space Shit, & about the Prop budget in a movie about Flashbacks with absolutely no Acting, followed by a dramatic reading of Rocket Man by Elton John.

Jun 10, 20171 hr 27 min
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