We're back - and now in video form! Comedian and actress Lauren Lapkus ( Newcomers podcast ) joins Nicole to discuss why men lie about their heights, motherhood, and her recent trip to Victoria's Secret. Plus, they play a special game of F*ck, Marry, Kill: Newcomers Movies Edition . Watch this episode! Check it out on our new YouTube channel at youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast . Write to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to [email protected] with the subject line "Dirty Messag...
Nov 01, 2024•56 min•Ep. 361
In this best of episode, Emmy-award winning actress Keke Palmer (Nope, Lightyear) shares with Nicole how she got her first kiss from MySpace, why she avoids posting relationships on social media, and how she's learning to trust again after her boyfriend slept with her best friend. Plus, is it ever okay to hack into your partner's phone? Keke teaches, in great detail, exactly how to do it. We're starting a YouTube channel! Subscribe at youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDat...
Oct 25, 2024•45 min
While we're on hiatus, we're bringing you the best of the podcast – completely ad-free! In this episode, Nicole’s close friend Francesca Amber (host of Law of Attraction Changed my Life ) opens up about the challenges of being a single mother to twins, the rising trend of 'co-parenting', and how she uses the Law of Attraction to manifest her dream partner. Meanwhile, Nicole counts down the days until her dick appointment. Originally aired on July 16, 2021. We’re launching a You...
Oct 18, 2024•59 min
In this iconic episode, Gabrus ( High & Mighty ), Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell ( Doughboys ) join Nicole fresh off a power-hour to discuss how they would want to die, their favorite sex positions, and if they're into ass play. They also answer audience questions about post-sex snacks, favorite porn genres, and their craziest sex stories. Plus, Nicole helps officiate a live marriage proposal. We now have a YouTube! Subscribe here for upcoming full length video podcast episodes. Listen to the ...
Oct 11, 2024•1 hr 26 min
While we're on hiatus, we're revisiting one of Nicole's favorite episodes! Comedian and actor Paul Scheer ( The League , Black Monday ) joins Nicole to chat about how his proposal to June Diane Raphael went terribly wrong, how June's wedding ring was stolen from her finger, and why you should never propose in a hot air balloon. June sits nearby, fact-checking Paul's stories. Originally aired 05/21/2021. California! New York! Come see Nicole live in October. Get tick...
Oct 04, 2024•1 hr 4 min
We’re bringing you the best of Why Won’t You Date Me? —completely ad-free! In this episode, Nicole is joined by Skyler, who she met on Tinder. Things got awkward quickly when they realized they dated the same man. Nicole asks Skyler why she swiped right, why they kept dating despite Nicole's smoking, and whether she would’ve still gone out with her if she didn’t know about her work. And finally, Skyler gives Nicole the cold, hard truth about why they stopped dating. Spoiler alert: things get rea...
Sep 27, 2024•1 hr 5 min
As we continue our hiatus, we're bringing back one of Nicole's all-time favorite episodes! And oh boy, buckle up, because this one is WILD. Nicole is joined by her pals, drag queen Meatball and rapper Big Dipper . They share a wild hookup story involving a dirty diaper, talk about how they like to be choked in bed, and swap stories about the times they were paid for sex. By the end, Nicole is convinced to hire a male escort for her next birthday. Originally aired 05/25/201...
Sep 20, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Actress Jameela Jamil ( The Good Place ) joins Nicole to share her most horrifying booty call story. They dive into the wild pressure women face to be sexy, why so many play it small for men, and how the relentless pursuit of the 'bad boy' often leads to heartbreak—and HPV. Originally aired 09/06/2018. Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to [email protected] for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: ...
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr 1 min
We’re taking a short hiatus, but don’t worry—we’ll be back soon with brand new episodes, including more video podcasts! In the meantime, I’m re-releasing some of my all-time favorite episodes of the podcast, completely ad-free. Stay tuned for updates and all the latest news by following me on Instagram @nicolebyer . We can’t wait to share what’s coming up next with you! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ...
Sep 12, 2024•36 sec
Actress Garcelle Beauvais ( The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ) joins Nicole to discuss dating the likes of Michael Jordan, Larry David, and Eddie Murphy. She shares her experience working at a Playboy club under a fake ID, and the time she accidentally spent $6,000 on a dating app, without landing a single date. Nicole and Garcelle fantasize about a world with Yelp-style reviews for dating. Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodc...
Sep 06, 2024•56 min•Ep. 360
Comedian Riki Lindhome ( Garfunkel and Oates, AfrAId ) joins Nicole to discuss her harrowing fertility journey, dating someone new just two weeks before her baby was due, and what it means to "soft-partner" or date a "scrap." Meanwhile, a man tries to move into Nicole's house, leading her to seek relationship advice from WikiHow. Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to [email protected] for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole B...
Aug 30, 2024•54 min•Ep. 359
Comedian and actress Chloe Fineman (SNL) joins Nicole to discuss orgasmic meditation and the strange men behind the practice. She shares stories of attending a “slutty” theater school where her friends ended up in a crazy gangbang, dating a 700-pound man who used meth to lose weight, and dating another guy with "school shooter vibes." Chloe also talks about the most ridiculous arguments that have led to her breakups and offers advice on the best dating app. Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pic...
Aug 23, 2024•54 min•Ep. 358
Sophia Stallone ( The Family Stallone ) shares what it's like to date when your dad is Sylvester Stallone. Sophia recounts cringey dates where the guy was more interested in meeting Rocky than getting to know her, the challenges of navigating her dad’s overprotective nature, and how she’s worked to overcome the anxieties that come with dating in the spotlight. Nicole and Sophia also reminisce about being dummies on the set of Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity . Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty ...
Aug 16, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 357
Comedian and "ho-fessional" Akeem Woods joins Nicole to share his crazy sexcapades. He tells the story about his first Pride parade where he hooked up with a dozen guys in a single day, his experiences having sex with pornstars, accidentally attending an orgy, and having sex with a stranger in a Staples bathroom. He looks back on the time he was still in the closet and made a MySpace account for his fake girlfriend. Nicole gets fisted. Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating sto...
Aug 09, 2024•55 min•Ep. 356
Comedian Ryan Beck ( Girl Code ) joins Nicole to discuss the worst places to be broken up with and debate when it’s acceptable to end a relationship over text. Nicole shares her experiences with threesome requests at meet & greets and the time she and her friend hooked up with long-lost brothers on a set of bunk beds. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California ...
Aug 02, 2024•58 min•Ep. 355
Comedian Luenell ( Borat, Hacks ) joins Nicole to discuss the decision that led her to start an OnlyFans, dating a man who slid into her DMs, and her experience robbing $50,000 from a bank. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Jul 26, 2024•59 min•Ep. 354
Actor/TikToker Boman Martinez-Reid ( @Bomanizer ) joins Nicole to discuss the pitfalls of launching your relationship on social media, witnessing his ex compete on a TV dating show and become a fan favorite, and his advice on why we should all forget about the "icks" when dating. Meanwhile, Nicole has started bargaining with her house spiders. Got a dirty message for Nicole? Write it to [email protected] for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebye...
Jul 19, 2024•59 min•Ep. 353
Lala Kent (Vanderpump Rules) joins Nicole to reveal why she chose a sperm donor for her pregnancy and explain the tier system of sperm options. She shares the reasons she background checks all her dates and spills some of the craziest discoveries she's made. Plus, Lala opens up about her experience co-parenting her daughter and dating while pregnant. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 See Privacy Policy at https://art1...
Jul 12, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 352
Actress Poppy Liu (Hacks) joins Nicole to discuss how she accidentally dated a cult leader, her exhausting year as a dominatrix in the BDSM lifestyle, her queer awakening watching Titanic, and her experiences doing experimental nude theatre in New York. Nicole shares the story of the time she was fingered by a dishwasher. Check out Poppy Liu's new movie, Space Cadet , on Prime Video. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Nicole's...
Jul 05, 2024•48 min•Ep. 351
Comedian Clark Jones joins Nicole to discuss a wild hookup after a drug-fueled comedy show, the experience that turned him onto dominant women, and the story of performing stand-up naked. Plus, he shares his scheme of joining a ballet team in order to lose his virginity. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...
Jun 28, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 350
Comedian Keith Robinson has faced two strokes that have affected half his mobility and speech. He shares with Nicole how he experienced a stroke after taking Viagra on an airplane ahead of a date, his crazy run-in with the police, and his advice on why every relationship needs a song. See Keith Robinson's new special, Different Strokes, on Netflix . Write something dirty to Nicole! Submit it to [email protected] for a chance to have it read on air. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @n...
Jun 21, 2024•43 min•Ep. 349
Actor Tony Hale ( Veep, Arrested Development, Inside Out 2 ) joins Nicole to discuss how he accidentally themed his marriage proposal around a play about suicide, how he overcame his anxieties in a relationship, his experience working as Beyoncé's 'assistant', and provides Nicole with some heartfelt advice on dating. See Inside Out 2 , now playing in theatres. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Merch: podswag.com/dateme Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/978152485074...
Jun 14, 2024•55 min•Ep. 348
Comedian David Gborie (voice of Comedy Central, All Fantasy Everything , My Momma Told Me ) joins Nicole to discuss the hottest porn, why two comedians can't date, how women improve the lives of men, and looking like a pervert at The Nutcracker. Nicole daydreams about what she would do if she had a dick for a day, and shares the story of hooking up with a coworker, which led them to quit. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Merch: podswag.com/dateme Nicole's book: ind...
Jun 07, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 346
Relationship therapist and star of 90 Day Fiancé: Love in Paradise , Alex Roshon , is here to answer all of Nicole's burning relationship questions. What's it like to apply for 90 Day Fiancé? What's her foolproof method for approaching someone for a threesome? Alex shares her terrible dating stories that led her to date overseas, and her experience dating a man who loved to wear women's panties. Nicole tries to find love at the Sonic The Hedgehog-themed cafe. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicole...
May 31, 2024•44 min•Ep. 345
This season of MILF Manor takes a wild turn as MILFs date young men and their fathers at the same time. Nicole sits down with MILF and celebrity makeup artist Crystal Jennings to discuss how she got cast on MILF Manor, her preference for dating younger men versus their fathers, and to answer all of Nicole's burning questions about the show. Plus, she shares her expert sex tips for giving 'pornstar head.' Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Merch: podswag.com/dateme Ni...
May 24, 2024•51 min•Ep. 344
Drag queen Mistress Isabelle Brooks (Finalist of RuPaul's Drag Race S15) joins Nicole to discuss her dating life as 'The Hookup Queen,' their body counts, and what she items she stole from the set of Drag Race. Mistress shares the story of the time she broke her ankle on stage in front of 1000 people. Nicole remains horny. For more drag queen interviews, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: bit.ly/wwydmdrag Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Merch: podswag.com/...
May 17, 2024•59 min•Ep. 343
Actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family) joins Nicole to share his proposal story and how it was hilariously overshadowed by Sofía Vergara. They chat about food as a love language, their shared love for musical theatre, and the aftermath of the "Take Me Out" Broadway show nude leak. Jesse reflects on the challenges of working on Modern Family during a time when there were no gay writers. Plus, the wild story of getting hit by an accidental squirting. Watch this episode here: https://youtu.be/L...
May 10, 2024•55 min•Ep. 342
Writer Jessica Gao ( She Hulk: Attorney at Law, Rick & Morty ) joins Nicole to discuss male friends who are "single for a reason", the pressures of dating in the Chinese culture, people sticking in bad relationships in order to avoid dating again, and how hormones from an IUD can significantly affect your attraction levels. Plus, she shares her experience writing Rick and Morty's iconic 'Pickle Rick' episode, and the targeted backlash she received from fans. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nic...
May 03, 2024•55 min•Ep. 341
Kamie Crawford (Host of Catfish: The TV Show ) joins Nicole to explore the most bizarre catfishing schemes she's witnessed, and reveals the tricks catfish use to deceive you. She shares how being crowned Miss Teen USA immediately affected her dating life in a creepy way, and discusses her frustrating experiences as a plus-size model. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Merch: podswag.com/dateme Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 See Privacy Policy at htt...
Apr 26, 2024•54 min•Ep. 340
Comedian Craig Conant joins Nicole to discuss how sleeping with a chucklefucker led to him to become a baby daddy, his experience winning MTV's hit dating show "Next", and having sex at the movies on a first date. Plus, his many tales of farting on authority. Check out Craig's tour dates here: www.craigconant.com/#tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 19, 2024•52 min•Ep. 339
