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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byerheadgum.com

Love and dating can be messy—so let’s talk about it! On this multi-award-winning podcast, comedian Nicole Byer explores romantic highs, lows, and all the juicy stuff in between, alongside comedians, experts, and sometimes an ex or two. New episodes every Friday!

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Episodes

Role-Playing (w/ Rachel Bloom)

" Good role-playing is just bad improv " Rachel Bloom ( Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) has an open discussion about finding therapy and using medication to treat mental health. She also discusses why improvisers should not role-play in the bedroom. As kids, Nicole and Rachel both had imaginary friends they would have sex with. Nicole's given up on dating and considers dating a ghost. She also describes her love for cocaine. Be sure to check out Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on CW! You can play along and see Nicole...

Jan 18, 201953 minEp. 61

Seeking Professional Advice (w/ Dr. Chris Donaghue)

Dr. Chris Donaghue (Host of Loveline , sex and relationship therapist) provides Nicole with an honest assessment why she may be single. He provides her relationship advice and a Tinder bio makeover. He also shares how to manage dating multiple people at once, the importance of sharing your needs and kinks with your partner, and the importance in masturbating in this sex-positive episode! Thank you to TENGA and Dr. Chris for providing Nicole with the beautiful sex toy giftbasket. You can play alo...

Jan 11, 201944 minEp. 60

Finding your S/O's Pet Name (w/ Elizabeth Ho)

Did you know that couples with pet names statistically have longer lasting relationships? In today's episode, Nicole and Elizabeth Ho ( Disjointed ) consider what pet name they would want to have. Elizabeth discusses what it's like being in a competitive relationship with your S/O, and Nicole's providing relationship advice to fans over DMs. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't Yo...

Jan 04, 201947 minEp. 59

Scheduling Your Booty Calls (w/ Raiza Licea)

"If you're busy, you need to book a dick appointment" Raiza Licea (UCB) agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking. Nicole goes on a wild date with her Lyft driver, and reads her latest failed Tinder conversations. Nicole also discusses some crazy kinks and reveals a few of her own. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Appl...

Dec 28, 201850 minEp. 58

Dating Gay Twins (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

"I was apart of an orgy on a ship, where I looked over at my friend who was wearing this guy like a fucking bracelet" Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to discuss their favorite porn narratives, cock and ball torture, and Joel describes his experience dating multiple sets of gay twins. A guy who ghosted Nicole is starting his own dating podcast, and it's not sitting well for her. Check out Joel and Nicole's new Drag Race podcast What the Tuck? on HeadGum! Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Yo...

Dec 21, 201853 minEp. 57

Getting Past Dick Size (w/ Lisa Hanawalt)

" He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend. " Lisa Hanawalt ( Bojack Horseman, Baby Genuises Podcast) discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your love (like on this very podcast), and the complex behind needing a big dick for pleasurable sex. Nicole reads her latest dating app conversations and also convinces Lisa to eat Adam Conover's butt. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder ...

Dec 14, 201854 minEp. 56

Love, Lust, and Infatuation (w/ Baron Vaughn)

"Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt." Baron Vaughn ( Corporate, The New Negros ) explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He also shares his experiences being in non-monogamous relationships. Nicole addresses the recent reddit threads, explaining why her comedy is so dick-focused. Check out the New Negroes show on Comedy Central in 2019! You can play along and see N...

Dec 07, 20181 hrEp. 55

Nicole Does a Live Tarot Reading (w/ Inessa Frantowski)

Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark . They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance. Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nico...

Nov 30, 201856 minEp. 54

Dating for Personality or Looks (w/ Erin Whitehead)

" The thought of you inside me makes me upset " Erin Whitehead ( Animals, Wild Horses ) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn't like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole's shopping for a sex torso to practice her eye contact. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comm...

Nov 23, 20181 hr 1 minEp. 53

Nicole Reviews Guy Fieri's Restaurant at the Burbank Airport (w/ Justin Noble)

" This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here ." Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble ( Brooklyn Nine-Nine ) joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're pretty, and talk about the pilot they produced together. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.fac...

Nov 16, 201857 minEp. 52

Is It OK to Google Your Dates? (w/ Kara Klenk)

" He gave the podcast people more insight into why we broke up than he did to me " Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could be troublesome. Kara Klenk ( Magic for Humans, stand-up) shares her experiences when her break-up details were announced on a podcast. Nicole has to start being careful what she says on WWYDM, cause turns out people she dating are listening to this. Oops! Also, Nicole's sister's eHarmony account has been hacked with photos of white women. The in...

Nov 09, 20181 hr 5 minEp. 51

Vagina Talk (w/ Megan Neuringer)

" With size, there's truly no winning in being an objectified woman. " Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia ) talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes she used to cock block her dad as a child, and discusses her suspicions with her male gynecologist. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate ...

Nov 02, 20181 hr 3 minEp. 50

Sex Tips to Make Your Girl Cum (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

" I promise you , y ou'll never fuck good enough to not have to eat pussy " Ify Nwadiwe ( @midnight , Buzzfeed Video , Nerdificent Podcast ) joins us to discuss playing D&D with the Sprouse twins, provides sex tips for the guys, and living vicariously through thirst traps. Nicole's pussy is sick this episode. She shares her latest stand up horror stories, and crazy tinder messages. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/...

Oct 26, 201858 minEp. 49

Ice Cold Kiss (w/ Tony Rodriguez)

Tony Rodriguez (UCB) discusses his worst dates, the importance of communication during sex, and bad kissing. Nicole shares the time she showed her pussy to her roommate. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicol...

Oct 19, 20181 hr 1 minEp. 48

Limp Dick (w/ Pandora Boxx)

Pandora Boxx ( RuPaul's Drag Race ) discusses life after Drag Race, being in an open relationship, and wild fan encounters. Nicole describes her latest nightmare date filled with red flags. Check out Pandora's new parody single, Oops I Think I Pooped on YouTube . You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it...

Oct 12, 201857 minEp. 47

Nicole's Horny (w/ Mary Sasson)

Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole's like really, really horny in this one. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: To...

Oct 05, 201857 minEp. 46

The Trouble with Threesomes (w/ Jazzmyne Robbins)

Jazzmyne Robbins (Buzzfeed) is on to discuss thirsting publicly on Instagram, the times they’ve contemplated sleeping with fans, and the problematic nature of threesomes. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nico...

Sep 28, 201853 minEp. 45

Sex Tapes (w/ Roz Drezfalez)

Roz Drezfalez (Drag queen, stand-up) discusses the life and struggles of dating as a drag queen. Nicole expresses why dating a improv comic is a turn off for her, and shares her interest in having a sex-tape leaked on Pornhub. Roz's Instagram: @rozdrezfalez Roz's Podcast: The Gasp For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8Epu You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook...

Sep 21, 201853 minEp. 44

Nicole Plays Matchmaker (w/ Jason Kim)

Jason Kim ( Love , Girls ) is on the podcast. They talk about how they met over a mutual love for Beyoncé, Nicole shares her latest cocaine bender, and describes the turn of events that lead her to loving her body. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nic...

Sep 14, 201849 minEp. 43

Booty Call Horror Story (w/ Jameela Jamil)

Jameela Jamil ( The Good Place ) chats about how she got cast in The Good Place, the rejection she got as a child, and shares her most horrifying Tinder date. Check out Jameela's "I Weigh" Instagram , a movement for us to feel valuable and see how amazing we are, beyond the flesh on our bones. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dir...

Sep 07, 20181 hrEp. 42

Woke Therapy (w/ Fiona Landers)

Things get heavy in this episode of Why Won't You Date Me. Fiona Landers (UCB, Full House ) discusses her previous marriage with a comedian, how a death in the family affected her dating life, and ghosting. Nicole reads her Hinge dating app answers and realizes it could be the reason she never gets matches. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts...

Aug 31, 201847 minEp. 41

Wes from Nailed It is here!

Weston Bahr is on the podcast to discuss what it's like to be harassed by Nicole on Nailed It , creepy DMs he gets from fans, all the dick jokes they've had to cut from the show, and so much more in this gossip-filled episode. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tou...

Aug 24, 201852 minEp. 40

Why'd You Stop Dating Me? (w/ Nick Snow)

Nicole and Nick Snow dated for a month, before Nick decided they should stop seeing one another. Now he's on the podcast to reminisce their first date, get closure on some things, and get confronted on why he stopped dating her. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: T...

Aug 17, 201858 minEp. 39

Nicole Answers a Dating Questionnaire (w/ Ego Nwodim)

Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they've shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole's updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads her Bagel Meets Coffee questionnaire and realizes why she may have never got matches on it. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a nasty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: ...

Aug 10, 20181 hr 3 minEp. 38

Boyfriendless Forever (w/ Marcella Arguello)

Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight ) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/t...

Aug 03, 201859 minEp. 37

Shoplifting Stories (w/ Sabrina Jalees)

Sabrina Jalees (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup ) joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they've taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay porn, and both share their shoplifting stories. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com...

Jul 27, 201857 minEp. 36

Nicole's Opening Bumble Messages (w/ Fran Gillespie)

Fran Gillespie ( SNL , Love , The Good Place ) joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tou...

Jul 20, 20181 hr 8 minEp. 35

Nicole's Latest Tinder Failures (w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola)

Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.co...

Jul 13, 201854 minEp. 34

Racism in Hollywood (w/ Oscar Montoya)

Oscar Montoya (UCB, Inside the Disney Vault podcast) joins Nicole to talk through his 4 year dry spell, Mario Betalli's mitten hands, and the rampant racism in Los Angeles. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @ni...

Jul 06, 20181 hr 19 minEp. 33

Love, Marriage, and Taxes (w/ Nick Wiger)

Nick Wiger ( Doughboys, I Love You America ) is on the show to gush about the love for his wife, learn about Nicole's green card marriage, and talk about responses they get from horny Doughboy fans. Also stay tuned for Nicole's more recent Tinder stories, and Nick shares the time he saw the most boobs at once. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podca...

Jun 29, 20181 hr 6 minEp. 32
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