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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byerheadgum.com

Love and dating can be messy—so let’s talk about it! On this multi-award-winning podcast, comedian Nicole Byer explores romantic highs, lows, and all the juicy stuff in between, alongside comedians, experts, and sometimes an ex or two. Tune in for dating mishaps, heartbreak confessions, and the real talk you never knew you needed. New episodes every Friday!

Episodes

Nicole Answers a Dating Questionnaire (w/ Ego Nwodim)

Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they've shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole's updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads her Bagel Meets Coffee questionnaire and realizes why she may have never got matches on it. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a nasty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole ...

Aug 10, 20181 hr 3 minEp. 38

Boyfriendless Forever (w/ Marcella Arguello)

Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight ) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:  nicole...

Aug 03, 201859 minEp. 37

Shoplifting Stories (w/ Sabrina Jalees)

Sabrina Jalees (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup ) joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they've taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay porn, and both share their shoplifting stories. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:  nico...

Jul 27, 201857 minEp. 36

Nicole's Opening Bumble Messages (w/ Fran Gillespie)

Fran Gillespie ( SNL , Love , The Good Place ) joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nico...

Jul 20, 20181 hr 8 minEp. 35

Nicole's Latest Tinder Failures (w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola)

Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:  nic...

Jul 13, 201854 minEp. 34

Racism in Hollywood (w/ Oscar Montoya)

Oscar Montoya (UCB, Inside the Disney Vault podcast) joins Nicole to talk through his 4 year dry spell, Mario Betalli's mitten hands, and the rampant racism in Los Angeles. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:  nicolebyerwastaken.com/tour...

Jul 06, 20181 hr 19 minEp. 33

Love, Marriage, and Taxes (w/ Nick Wiger)

Nick Wiger ( Doughboys, I Love You America ) is on the show to gush about the love for his wife, learn about Nicole's green card marriage, and talk about responses they get from horny Doughboy fans. Also stay tuned for Nicole's more recent Tinder stories, and Nick shares the time he saw the most boobs at once. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on...

Jun 29, 20181 hr 6 minEp. 32

Why Won't You Bake with Me (w/ Carl Tart)

Carl Tart ( Comedy Bang Bang, Party Over Here ) joins Nicole to discuss their favorite memes, the crazy foods Nicole's been subjected to on Nailed It! , and why they like swearing in front of kids. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:  ni...

Jun 22, 201858 minEp. 31

Dating Thick (w/ Jon Gabrus)

The incredible Jon Gabrus ( Raised by TV, Action Boyz, High & Mighty podcast) joins Nicole to share the adorable story on meeting his wife, and how it lead him to make out with all of his friends in the process. Nicole confronts Gabrus on why he hypothetically wouldn't date her, shares more stories about her sleeping with cab drivers, and reads problematic Tinder messages. They also discuss the latest cases of sexual assault in the entertainment industry. Be sure to check out Gabrus's podcas...

Jun 15, 20181 hr 4 minEp. 30

Take a Look at Nicole's new Tinder Bio! (w/ Zeke Nicholson)

Zeke Nicholson ( A.P. Bio , Take My Wife, Lopez ) joins Nicole to share stories from their first acting gigs, discuss the incestuous feel of dating people in the comedy community, and Zeke rates Nicole's NEW Tinder bio! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer...

Jun 08, 20181 hr 2 minEp. 29

Nicole's Figuring Out Her Sexuality (w/ Zainab Johnson)

Zainab Johnson (Stand-up, HonesTEA with Z podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole's questions on the Muslim religion, what being "emotionally unavailable" means, and Nicole think she's finally figured out her sexuality. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Date...

Jun 01, 201850 minEp. 28

Getting Paid for Sex (w/ Meatball and Big Dipper)

Buckle up, this episode is a wild one. Nicole is joined by drag queen Meatball and rapper Big Dipper! They discuss how they like to be choked in bed and the times they've gotten paid and have paid for sex. Nicole gets convinced to hire a male hooker for her next birthday. You DON'T want to miss this episode. For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8Epu You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook p...

May 25, 20181 hr 3 minEp. 27

Live from RuPaul's DragCon 2018 (w/ Eureka O'Hara)

It's Why Won't You Date Me 's first live podcast! Eureka O'Hara ( RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 & 10) joins Nicole to discuss what it's like to have sex in drag, how Drag Race prevents their contestants from hooking up, and answers questions from the audience. For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8Epu You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerC...

May 18, 201851 minEp. 26

The World is Pretty Unfair (w/ Jake Weisman)

Jake Weisman ( Corporate ) joins Nicole to talk the traumatic incident that couldn't let him cum for a decade, his experience with Raya, and how he likes to slips into a his Robin Williams character during sex. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicoleb...

May 11, 20181 hrEp. 25

Advice from a Married Couple (w/ Madeline Walter and Ben Greene)

It's Why Won't You Date Me 's first married couple guest! Madeline Walter (UCB, Definitely Dying podcast) and Ben Greene (UCB, On The Cusp podcast) discuss the crazy drunken story that nearly made them break up. Nicole shares the times she catfished guys on AIM and also shares her virginity story. This episode is juicy, juicy, juicy and you don't want to miss it! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

May 04, 20181 hr 2 minEp. 24

Lying About Your Age Online (w/ Molly Tarlov)

Molly Tarlov (MTV's Awkward) joins Nicole to talk about their one night stands, Nicole's experiences on a Jewish dating app, and lying about your age online. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instag...

Apr 27, 201847 minEp. 23

Body Positivity (w/ Tess Holliday)

Tess Holliday is a plus sized model who's attracted some creepy Instagram DMs. She's on the show to discuss body positivity, Nicole's latest Tinder failures, and the troubles of Skype sex. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourda...

Apr 20, 201851 minEp. 22

Masturbating to Food (w/ Marcy Jarreau)

Nicole's good friend Marcy Jarreau (UCB Comedy, Loosely Exactly Nicole , Kar Dishin' It podcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole's hate for the Coffee Meets Bagel dating app, and soup. Check out Marcy Jarreau's A Funny Feeling podcast on HeadGum ! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. F...

Apr 13, 201858 minEp. 21

Nicole's finally on Raya! (w/ Eliza Skinner)

With the help from Eliza Skinner ( The Late Late with James Corden, Drop The Mic ) Nicole is finally on Raya! They discuss what the exclusive dating platform is like, and if they would ever date their own fans. Nicole also admits her love for shoplifting to her Tinder matches. Does it work? The answer may not surprise you. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-st...

Apr 06, 20181 hrEp. 20

The Fappening (w/ Dan Black)

What if shit actually tasted great, and that's why people eat ass? Dan Black ( UCB Comedy , The Comedians of Wrestling Podcast) is on the show to ask the real questions. Nicole introduces Dan to butt-stuff, details her sexual encounter word doc she keeps, and talks about the effects of the 2004 Fappening . This episode is a wild one and you don't want to miss it. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sur...

Mar 29, 201856 minEp. 19

Gay Bar Sidewalk Sale (w/ Mano Agapion)

Mano Agapion ( UCB, Horny for Horror) joins Nicole to have a great discussion on race and gender identity, body dysmorphia, and a crazy Grindr threesome story. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Inst...

Mar 23, 201855 minEp. 18

What a Time to be Alive (w/ Langan Kingsley)

Langan Kingsley ( Corporate) joins Nicole to discuss masturbating in public, stalking exes on Instagram, and what Nicole really wants in a man. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicoleby...

Mar 16, 201849 minEp. 17

The 5 Love Languages (w/ Warren Burke)

Warren Burke ( Jimmy Kimmel Live! ) talks Nicole through her intimacy issues, the 5 love languages, and the time she got mistaken for a hooker. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicoleby...

Mar 09, 201854 minEp. 16

Dating Fans (w/ Mike Mitchell)

This week Mike Mitchell ( The Birthday Boys, Doughboys, Love ) is on the show to get his Tinder profile rated, discuss whether they would date fans, and why he doesn't like sharing a bed in a relationship. Things get real in this episode - you won't want to miss it. Subscribe to the Doughboys Podcast! Play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dir...

Mar 02, 201849 minEp. 15

Sexting (w/ Jen D'Angelo)

Jen D'Angelo ( Workaholics, *Loosely Exactly Nicole ) is on the show to discuss terrible prank shows they've filmed, why Nicole hates Christmas, and sexting. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instag...

Feb 23, 201842 minEp. 14

Getting Drunk at the Movies (w/ Brooks Wheelan)

Brooks Wheelan ( SNL ) is on the show to discuss the ultra-exclusive Raya app, how he once got scabies from a girl he met in a liquor store parking lot, and the time he embarrassed himself in front of George Clooney. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: n...

Feb 16, 201855 minEp. 13

Featuring the Man Who's Floor I Peed On (w/ EJ Wolborsky)

EJ isn't a comedian, but just a nice guy who's floor Nicole peed on after a drunken party at an Apple store. Hear them reconcile on what happened that fateful night, and for some wholesome dating advice. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwast...

Feb 09, 201842 minEp. 12

Bad Threesomes (w/ Matteo Lane)

Nicole's good friend Matteo Lane ( Guy Code, @midnight, Ladylike) is on the podcast to rate Nicole's Tinder, talk about their experiences with threesomes, and discuss the horrors of sucking a dirty dick. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwast...

Feb 02, 201854 minEp. 11

Growing Up Fat (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

Jacob Wysocki ( *Loosely Exactly Nicole , UCB Comedy) joins Nicole to discuss being fat, going through puberty, and dating "normies". You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Faceboo...

Jan 26, 201855 minEp. 10

Do Men Not Respond to Funny Women? (w/ Joanna Bradley)

Joanna Bradley ( UCBComedy, Saturday Night Live) joins Nicole to share some of their bad Craigslist hookups stories, discuss the challenges of dating as a female comedian, AND reveal the time they hooked up! You don't want to miss this one. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Ni...

Jan 19, 201852 minEp. 9
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