Best selling author Margot Leitman (Long Story Short, The Only Storytelling Guide You’ll Ever Need, and Cloudy with a Chance of LOVE) joins Betsy and Amanda to talk about the greatest babysitting co-op that ever was, heart day headaches, and lice lice baby.
Feb 18, 2019•1 hr 13 min
Kat Burdick joins Betsy and Amanda to talk about kids swearing, dragging all of your kids all over town, and the insane physical sacrifices that motherhood can entail.
Feb 11, 2019•1 hr 28 min
This week, Betsy dives into some listener mail and tells a story about a horrific day at a local park.
Feb 04, 2019•33 min
Tricia McAlpin (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Funny or Die, UCB) hangs out with Betsy and Amanda to talk about the first rule of Churro Club, what happens when there’s no bathroom at a birthday party, and trying to prove to your family that you’re an adult who has everything under control.
Jan 28, 2019•1 hr 10 min
Actress Beth Dover (Orange Is the New Black) comes back to join Betsy and Amanda to discuss the joys of an epic breath test, mom guilt, and the stage of childhood that continues to remind us that we will never have it figured out.
Jan 21, 2019•1 hr 12 min
We’re back! Comedian, actor, and director Ilana Cohn joins Betsy and Amanda to unpack the holidays: open house party dreams dashed, the factory farm experience of sledding, and cleaning parquet floors with Q-tips.
Jan 14, 2019•1 hr 20 min
Betsy and Amanda put together a compilation of stories from the beginning of parenthood Casey Rose Wilson (Atypical, American Dad) and Gil Ozeri (Big Mouth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine), as well as stories about the challenge of parenting older kids from Rob Corddry (Drunk History, Speechless) and Mo Gaffney (Absolutely Fabulous, Heathers).
Jan 07, 2019•57 min
Betsy and Amanda close out 2018 with a look back at some of our most epic–and literal–sh*tshows, with stories from Grey Delisle Griffin, Amanda, Andrea Rosen, and Jamie Kaler.
Dec 31, 2018•46 min
Travel is the theme this week, and the Ghost of Christmas Past takes us back to some of our most memorable holiday nightmares from Stephanie Allynne, Morgan Walsh, David Wain, and Heather Janoff. Plus: gingerbread house mom hacks!
Dec 24, 2018•1 hr 8 min
Amanda and Betsy read listener stories and discuss faking a pet’s death, signing up for gymnastics like it’s 1986, and the wizarding world of over-committing actors.
Dec 17, 2018•57 min
Amanda and Betsy sit down with Katy K. (Producer and Facebook moderator extraordinaire) to talk about how nice it is to be abused by your children, being exhausted by all of the work, and the shittiest trip to the library ever.
Dec 10, 2018•1 hr 22 min
Amanda and Betsy’s husband Ari Voukydis sit down with Donovan Patton (Blue’s Clues) to talk about that magical time when your entire family is wiped out one by one by the stomach plague, dodging the truant officer, and babysitters phoning it in.
Dec 03, 2018•1 hr 45 min
Actress, Director and Photographer Lara Everly joins Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about Halloween murder clowns, discipline for the win, and the slippery incident of the lap pooper.
Nov 19, 2018•2 hr 3 min
Betsy and Amanda share their latest sh*tshows, and then read some epic listener email stories! They talk about Sugar Island, showing your “P” in the bathroom for laughs, the BEST NANNY EVER, and breaking into your own house.
Nov 12, 2018•1 hr 38 min
Betsy and Amanda shoot the sh*t this week about breath tests, the joy of lying to your kids, and the saddest Allan family Christmas tradition ever.
Nov 05, 2018•1 hr 27 min
Betsy and Amanda sit down to read listener spooky spooky scary stories. We say spooky so much in this episode that if you were to take a shot every time we say it you would DIE. SPOOOOOOOKKY. Betsy wants to apologize for how many times she says it, for real. We hear ghost stories about the girl with the red bow, getting pantsed by ghosts, the two wet kids from the pond, and the other mother.
Oct 29, 2018•48 min
Betsy and Amanda are back at the mom retreat with our last batch of mom guests who have hilarious and epic sh*tshows. We hear about lice, a school pickup from hell, a sad story about lasagna, the Venn diagram of Betsy and Amanda, and road apples on the kitchen floor.
Oct 22, 2018•34 min
This week Betsy and Amanda sit down in the actual forrest and hear rapid-fire shit-show stories with a group of fabulously hilarious women during a mom retreat. This week we hear about a trip to Vegas, poop hot dogs, ponytail restrictions, answering the tough questions, a thundersnow airport cry-fest, baby's first experience in the movies, and -of course- pooping in a cup.
Oct 15, 2018•53 min
Actor SARAH BURNS (Big Little Lies, Enlightened) sits down with Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about getting mom-shamed at a parent teacher conference, unsolicited parenting advice, and getting kicked in the face.
Oct 08, 2018•1 hr 43 min
Betsy and Amanda read your stories this week! This week we hear shitshows from listener Ally Davis about camping with kids for the first time and Bree Shaw about her epic family trip to Greece.
Oct 01, 2018•26 min
Comedian, podcaster, musician, and New York Times best selling author GREG BEHRENDT hangs out with Betsy and Amanda this week! They talk about uncomfortable truths, giving your kids unusual names, magenta caticorns, and how teenage girls are just like bipolar middle aged men.
Sep 24, 2018•1 hr 27 min
Writer, producer, and actress Brooke Purdy (Quality Problems, And Then There Was Eve, and Miles Underwater) joins Betsy and Amanda this week to discuss going commando, six months of poop, and a story about the nicest two guys who ever worked at Dunkin Donuts.
Sep 17, 2018•1 hr 25 min
Actor, comedian, and writer Gil Ozeri (BIG MOUTH, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE) joins Betsy and Amanda this week to chat about taking a swim at the Natural History Museum, and getting kicked in the balls by adulthood.
Sep 10, 2018•1 hr 21 min
Krister Johnson, Emmy Award-winning comedy writer, producer and performer (Wet Hot American Summer, Children’s Hospital, Another Period, I'm Sorry) joins Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about the joy of physicals, Hand Foot and Mouth disease, and the best way to get a kid to stop screaming in a hotel.
Sep 03, 2018•1 hr 25 min
NBA World Champion, Olympic medalist, and TV personality Richard Jefferson joins Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about going commando to school, bringing a goon squad to bus pickup, and teaching your toddlers regrettable life skills. This episode is chock full of mom hacks, and the first ever dad hack!
Aug 27, 2018•1 hr 32 min
Actor, podcaster, and writer Johnny Ray Meeks (Mouth Feelings, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, UCB), joins Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about date nights, tracking Totoro, and double tonsillectomies. Checkout our sponsors this week: HelloFresh.com/WMD60 and use code WMD60 to get 20.00 off your first three boxes! Discount code: MommyDrinks for 25% off any order at teamiblends.com
Aug 20, 2018•1 hr 14 min
Hosts Betsy and Amanda bid adieu to the Hoarder Hideaway while they discuss Blue Man Group, do AMAZING accents, and solve mysteries. Email your shitshows to WhyMommyDrinksPodcast@gmail.com, or leave a message on the WMD Hotline at 424-279-8842. Until Halloween 2018, please also tell us the creepy things your kids have said!
Aug 13, 2018•1 hr 2 min
Comic, podcaster, and radio personality Justin Worsham (The Dad Podcast) visits Betsy and Amanda in the Hoarder Hideaway. They discuss chain gang summer camp and multiverses, and Amanda tells a spooky ghost story!
Aug 06, 2018•1 hr 20 min
Author, arts-and-entertainment journalist, and comedic performer Jane Borden (I Totally Meant to Do That) visits with Betsy and Amanda this week. They talk about negging siblings to death, dreaming about being an old man in the 1950’s, and keeping that shit in...at all costs.
Jul 30, 2018•1 hr 9 min
Nerdcore rapper MC Chris visits with Betsy and Amanda this week. They talk about summer vacation fantasy versus reality, the magical fertility properties of tour buses, and a birthday party that didn’t...quite...nail it.
Jul 23, 2018•1 hr 28 min