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Why Mommy Drinks

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Betsy Stover talks with fellow parents about what their kids did that broke them and maybe even drove them to drink. Guests range from fellow comedians, to Hollywood directors, to Olympic athletes. There’s no advice and no judgement; just wild stories from the trenches of parenthood, and a reminder that we are all doing the best we can.
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Episodes

Margot Leitman: When the Sitter Calls...

Best selling author Margot Leitman (Long Story Short, The Only Storytelling Guide You’ll Ever Need, and Cloudy with a Chance of LOVE) joins Betsy and Amanda to talk about the greatest babysitting co-op that ever was, heart day headaches, and lice lice baby.

Feb 18, 20191 hr 13 min

Kat Burdick: Human King Cake

Kat Burdick joins Betsy and Amanda to talk about kids swearing, dragging all of your kids all over town, and the insane physical sacrifices that motherhood can entail.

Feb 11, 20191 hr 28 min

Tricia McAlpin: Airplane Spoon

Tricia McAlpin (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Funny or Die, UCB) hangs out with Betsy and Amanda to talk about the first rule of Churro Club, what happens when there’s no bathroom at a birthday party, and trying to prove to your family that you’re an adult who has everything under control.

Jan 28, 20191 hr 10 min

Beth Dover: Sandee Marlowe...Mmmm That’s Rich

Actress Beth Dover (Orange Is the New Black) comes back to join Betsy and Amanda to discuss the joys of an epic breath test, mom guilt, and the stage of childhood that continues to remind us that we will never have it figured out.

Jan 21, 20191 hr 12 min

Ilana Cohn: Don’t Touch That Snow

We’re back! Comedian, actor, and director Ilana Cohn joins Betsy and Amanda to unpack the holidays: open house party dreams dashed, the factory farm experience of sledding, and cleaning parquet floors with Q-tips.

Jan 14, 20191 hr 20 min

Bookends!

Betsy and Amanda put together a compilation of stories from the beginning of parenthood Casey Rose Wilson (Atypical, American Dad) and Gil Ozeri (Big Mouth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine), as well as stories about the challenge of parenting older kids from Rob Corddry (Drunk History, Speechless) and Mo Gaffney (Absolutely Fabulous, Heathers).

Jan 07, 201957 min

Sh*tshows!

Betsy and Amanda close out 2018 with a look back at some of our most epic–and literal–sh*tshows, with stories from Grey Delisle Griffin, Amanda, Andrea Rosen, and Jamie Kaler.

Dec 31, 201846 min

Vacation Jackson!

Travel is the theme this week, and the Ghost of Christmas Past takes us back to some of our most memorable holiday nightmares from Stephanie Allynne, Morgan Walsh, David Wain, and Heather Janoff. Plus: gingerbread house mom hacks!

Dec 24, 20181 hr 8 min

Betsy & Amanda: Herpes Harry

Amanda and Betsy read listener stories and discuss faking a pet’s death, signing up for gymnastics like it’s 1986, and the wizarding world of over-committing actors.

Dec 17, 201857 min

Katy K: UnBUNGAlieveable

Amanda and Betsy sit down with Katy K. (Producer and Facebook moderator extraordinaire) to talk about how nice it is to be abused by your children, being exhausted by all of the work, and the shittiest trip to the library ever.

Dec 10, 20181 hr 22 min

Donovan Patton: Like I Thanksgive a F**k

Amanda and Betsy’s husband Ari Voukydis sit down with Donovan Patton (Blue’s Clues) to talk about that magical time when your entire family is wiped out one by one by the stomach plague, dodging the truant officer, and babysitters phoning it in.

Dec 03, 20181 hr 45 min

Lara Everly: Lap Pooping

Actress, Director and Photographer Lara Everly joins Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about Halloween murder clowns, discipline for the win, and the slippery incident of the lap pooper.

Nov 19, 20182 hr 3 min

Betsy & Amanda: We All Scream For Ice Cream

Betsy and Amanda share their latest sh*tshows, and then read some epic listener email stories! They talk about Sugar Island, showing your “P” in the bathroom for laughs, the BEST NANNY EVER, and breaking into your own house.

Nov 12, 20181 hr 38 min

Betsy & Amanda: Weaponized Boogers

Betsy and Amanda shoot the sh*t this week about breath tests, the joy of lying to your kids, and the saddest Allan family Christmas tradition ever.

Nov 05, 20181 hr 27 min

Listener Stories #8: Spooky Spooky Tales

Betsy and Amanda sit down to read listener spooky spooky scary stories. We say spooky so much in this episode that if you were to take a shot every time we say it you would DIE. SPOOOOOOOKKY. Betsy wants to apologize for how many times she says it, for real. We hear ghost stories about the girl with the red bow, getting pantsed by ghosts, the two wet kids from the pond, and the other mother.

Oct 29, 201848 min

Mom Retreat: Part 2

Betsy and Amanda are back at the mom retreat with our last batch of mom guests who have hilarious and epic sh*tshows. We hear about lice, a school pickup from hell, a sad story about lasagna, the Venn diagram of Betsy and Amanda, and road apples on the kitchen floor.

Oct 22, 201834 min

Mom Retreat: Part 1

This week Betsy and Amanda sit down in the actual forrest and hear rapid-fire shit-show stories with a group of fabulously hilarious women during a mom retreat. This week we hear about a trip to Vegas, poop hot dogs, ponytail restrictions, answering the tough questions, a thundersnow airport cry-fest, baby's first experience in the movies, and -of course- pooping in a cup.

Oct 15, 201853 min

Sarah Burns: Thanks for the Tip!

Actor SARAH BURNS (Big Little Lies, Enlightened) sits down with Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about getting mom-shamed at a parent teacher conference, unsolicited parenting advice, and getting kicked in the face.

Oct 08, 20181 hr 43 min

Listener Stories #7: Camping / Family Vacations

Betsy and Amanda read your stories this week! This week we hear shitshows from listener Ally Davis about camping with kids for the first time and Bree Shaw about her epic family trip to Greece.

Oct 01, 201826 min

Greg Behrendt: Hawaiian Sky

Comedian, podcaster, musician, and New York Times best selling author GREG BEHRENDT hangs out with Betsy and Amanda this week! They talk about uncomfortable truths, giving your kids unusual names, magenta caticorns, and how teenage girls are just like bipolar middle aged men.

Sep 24, 20181 hr 27 min

Brooke Purdy: Was it About Poops?

Writer, producer, and actress Brooke Purdy (Quality Problems, And Then There Was Eve, and Miles Underwater) joins Betsy and Amanda this week to discuss going commando, six months of poop, and a story about the nicest two guys who ever worked at Dunkin Donuts.

Sep 17, 20181 hr 25 min

Gil Ozeri: I Am Spartacus!

Actor, comedian, and writer Gil Ozeri (BIG MOUTH, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE) joins Betsy and Amanda this week to chat about taking a swim at the Natural History Museum, and getting kicked in the balls by adulthood.

Sep 10, 20181 hr 21 min

Krister Johnson: Road to Bing Bob

Krister Johnson, Emmy Award-winning comedy writer, producer and performer (Wet Hot American Summer, Children’s Hospital, Another Period, I'm Sorry) joins Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about the joy of physicals, Hand Foot and Mouth disease, and the best way to get a kid to stop screaming in a hotel.

Sep 03, 20181 hr 25 min

Richard Jefferson: Dick Danger

NBA World Champion, Olympic medalist, and TV personality Richard Jefferson joins Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about going commando to school, bringing a goon squad to bus pickup, and teaching your toddlers regrettable life skills. This episode is chock full of mom hacks, and the first ever dad hack!

Aug 27, 20181 hr 32 min

Johnny Ray Meeks: I’m Dying

Actor, podcaster, and writer Johnny Ray Meeks (Mouth Feelings, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, UCB), joins Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about date nights, tracking Totoro, and double tonsillectomies. Checkout our sponsors this week: HelloFresh.com/WMD60 and use code WMD60 to get 20.00 off your first three boxes! Discount code: MommyDrinks for 25% off any order at teamiblends.com

Aug 20, 20181 hr 14 min

Betsy & Amanda: Mystery on the Bedtime Express

Hosts Betsy and Amanda bid adieu to the Hoarder Hideaway while they discuss Blue Man Group, do AMAZING accents, and solve mysteries. Email your shitshows to WhyMommyDrinksPodcast@gmail.com, or leave a message on the WMD Hotline at 424-279-8842. Until Halloween 2018, please also tell us the creepy things your kids have said!

Aug 13, 20181 hr 2 min

Justin Worsham: White Wiiiine

Comic, podcaster, and radio personality Justin Worsham (The Dad Podcast) visits Betsy and Amanda in the Hoarder Hideaway. They discuss chain gang summer camp and multiverses, and Amanda tells a spooky ghost story!

Aug 06, 20181 hr 20 min

Jane Borden: Keeping It All In

Author, arts-and-entertainment journalist, and comedic performer Jane Borden (I Totally Meant to Do That) visits with Betsy and Amanda this week. They talk about negging siblings to death, dreaming about being an old man in the 1950’s, and keeping that shit in...at all costs.

Jul 30, 20181 hr 9 min

MC Chris: Nailed It

Nerdcore rapper MC Chris visits with Betsy and Amanda this week. They talk about summer vacation fantasy versus reality, the magical fertility properties of tour buses, and a birthday party that didn’t...quite...nail it.

Jul 23, 20181 hr 28 min
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