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Whoa, Free Lunch!?

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Whoa, Free Lunch!? is the world's best podcast hosted by comedians Sam Bowden and Aleks Milinkovic. New episodes every Friday. Come for the funny thumbnail, stay for the hottest riffs.

Audio podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and Acast. We're just that generous.


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Episodes

We're Going With The Simulation Play

Good afternoon everyone sorry this ep is late - big boy went to work and forgot to press publish on the thing. Sorry for leaving you out in the cold like that this can never happen again. THIS WEEK WE TALK: Bringing philosophy into the courtroom as a Hail Mary Sam catches us up on the latest series of minor hiccups in his great journey IKEA pranks Turning in our parents to the police for internet clout AND MORE Much love team, keep your aim true Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Oct 18, 202456 minEp. 91

Don't Touch Dad's Cuck Chair!

Welcome everybody to another episode of Cuck Nation ahem sorry Whoa, Free Lunch!? Please excuse the delay, we had an insane weekend filled with ups, downs, one gypsy curse and an incompetent removalist. Please enjoy the following: -Freddie Mercury -Barn Ska -Shogun @ The Airport -The new boomer podcast rebrand -Your s**t mum -Begging for gifts once again. Support the Boys: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_con...

Oct 14, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 90

Marco Pierre-White Bedtime Stories

Hey Champions welcome back to another episode of the loosest podcast on Australian shores. This week is filled with: -Prison Break The Musical -Marco Pierre-White and Mr. Ishi go to bed -Sam's fun new history game -The Future of the UFC -Buy our shirts: https://whoafreelunch.theprintbar.com/ Thank you for all your love and your ears. Support the Boys: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Hosted o...

Oct 04, 202458 minEp. 89

Thinking About My Ex At The Beach

Good morning everybody - welcome back to Whoa, Free Lunch hope you've had a lovely week. QUICK REMINDER if you're in Newcastle TOMORROW NIGHT well baby we still got tickets to Aleks & Friends @ The Newcastle Comedy Club would love to have you there, will include ticket link at the bottom of this description x THIS WEEK WE TALK Horny Bon Iver Detectives actually rock The pipeline from active criminal to podcaster Showing people from the past Kim Kardashian's tits AND MORE Much love everybody ...

Sep 26, 202453 minEp. 88

Actually We've Met Before

Good morning team! Apologies for the delay but godamnit we made it. Thank you for your patience ALSO if you live in NEWCASTLE we're doing a show THIS SATURDAY at the Newcastle Comedy Club, I'll chuck the link to tickets down below! THIS WEEK WE TALK! The local election in Sydney (ooooo) Our generation in the nursing home We went to the moon WAY too early Dropping everything to become Kangaroo Hunters AND MORE Love you team - we'll be back this Friday! Sam & Aleks TICKETS TO THE SHOW: https:/...

Sep 22, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 87

"Bank Heist-ing" the Sex Club

Well it's interesting you feel that way, fair dinkum. But realistically, as your outback Aussie therapist, I think we should really be talking about: -The new "all gender gay sauna" in Sydney -A desperate social media advertising plan -Your outback therapist -Getting banned from Etsy -Sam having to come to terms with the big issues Same time next week? Speak to reception, crikey mate. Support the boys: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=cr...

Sep 12, 202459 minEp. 86

Rizzin' Up GILFS

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Whoa, Free Lunch baby - happy Friday angels, hope you and yours are staying looks maxxed and sigma. THIS WEEK WE TALK: Another vicious accident at Dreamworld Potential merch ideas based off the vicious accidents at Dreamworld Orcas in captivity being brutal The death of the drunk children's entertainer and the subsequent soul funeral that it is now to put on the Batman cowl for kids birthday parties Where we stand if civil war breaks out between Queensland and N...

Sep 06, 202449 minEp. 85

Still working on ze 'manpig baby'

Bloody g'day legends, What a week and what an ep. This is a hot one, packed full of self-aware riffs and things to make you giggle like the little girl you are. We dissect: -Sam getting fat -Talking to tradies -Inefficient Greeks -Eminem -ZE MANPIG BABY What a ride. We love you. Stay tuned, some dope merch is about to drop very soon. Support the boys on Patreon: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLi...

Aug 30, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 84

An Australian Reality TV Retrospective

Good morning all! A pleasure to be back with you this fine Friday morning - this was originally meant to be a little patreon EP but we didn't get a chance to record in time this week so please enjoy here on the main feed. And if you feel like joining us on the Patreon for more well honey the link is right here: https://www.patreon.com/wflpodcast no presh, love always THIS WEEK WE TALK: The golden era of Australian reality TV Just full on ending it as a contestant on Naked Attraction The viral we...

Aug 23, 202442 minEp. 83

Coffee Treats (with Shad Wicka)

Good afternoon angels! Welcome back to you and yours we've got a heater today with just simply one of our favourites - his name is Shad Wicka, it's a shorter ep because Shad had to bolt but if you want more you can always sign up to the Patreon if you feel like it - extra eps and all that there but ANYWAY pls enjoy THIS WEEK WE TALK The pinnacle of cafe culture: Coffee Treats A local Sydney comedy reviewer making us insecure Shad reckons money would probably make him happy The all male polycule ...

Aug 16, 202446 minEp. 82

"I'm long on whoopie cushions"

Hey gang, Here's another corker, original recipe, back at it, never stopping, only that one time last week. Sammy Wallahi and the Mujahidink cover: -Old people -Old people -Uncle Jimmy, the chicken man -Old people -Turning rich the day of the revolution -More old people -The anger in deez streetz Follow us on Patreon for an extra episode every week : https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Hosted on...

Aug 09, 202456 minEp. 81

Schoolies @ God's House (with Jess Fuchs)

GOOD MORNING ANGELS Happy Friday - we are BACK unfortunately without Sam this episode, but this time for a very normal very cool non medical emergency reason he's just out of the city this week. BUT IN HIS PLACE we have non other than one of my favourite comics in Sydney JESS FUCHS. Get around her I'll chuck her socials and all that at the bottom of this also if you're in Sydney she is filming her special very soon so make sure you get out to that I'll include the link for that too. Anyway - THI...

Aug 02, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 80

Tryna Get P**sy in the Cancer Ward

Whats up Gringos and Gringettes! We resume our regularly scheduled programming this week with a medium return to form. Sam is still exhausted from having shingles, and Aleks has been working overtime at the riff factory, but nonetheless, we did it all for the nookie (that's you guys). We shoot the shit on: -Politics (scary) -Tenacious D and the pick of selling out your friends -The fart in our stars -Sex stuff -Puberty -Friendship You know where it is. Support the boys: https://patreon.com/wflpo...

Jul 26, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 79

Your special [Patreon] Bonus

Howdy partners! Got a weird one for ya this week, Sam is out with Shingles so please enjoy a snippet of some Patreon content. It's short, it's sweet, it's free. What are you complaining about?? Getouddahere. Support The Boys: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 19, 202434 min

"Ze Boobs"

Ganggang gang! Sorry for the delayed release this Friday, Sam (me) has shingles. I don't know if that counts as an excuse but I'm in a lot of discomfort so I'm gonna claim it. Lucky there's no cure. This week we will be discussing the heavy-hitting topics of: -FB Memories -Alternate realities we don't want to go to -The spirit of Ned Kelly -The Japanese (again) -How chefs are the way they are. Support the boys on Patreon: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link...

Jul 12, 20241 hr 14 minEp. 77

Longing For The Cage

Good morning angels! Welcome back to another episode of WFL and in this one we are mostly knackered but godamnit we didn't let that stop us. They want you to not record the podcast, they would rather we obey THEY WOULD RATHER WE REMAIN SILENT but that is exactly why we must record the podcast, that is why we resist. Give me talking about the dodgeball bloopers with minimal editing or give me death. THIS WEEK WE TALK The presidential debate! The all time movie bloopers The ridiculous premises of ...

Jul 04, 20241 hrEp. 76

Rodent Boys and Frog Man (with Ned Bowden)

Good morning everyone! Very special episode today because we have the man of legend himself on the couch with us - Sam's brother Ned Bowden! Come and sit and understand why the saying goes "Behind every great man there is a little brother who actually has a job" THIS WEEK WE TALK: The backstory of the Bowden family The next election in Australia Is music during sex too much? Sushi train rocks AND MORE Much love team hope you enjoy x Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Jun 27, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 75

Skinny-Meanie-thats-In-Betweenieee

It's Sammy Wallahi and the Mujahidink coming at ya for another week, where we fill you in on hot button issues like: -Severe obligation fatigue -Sabrina the Carpenter -Sam has some issues (gay issues) -The world's greatest pantomime -Telling your mum about your freaky sex -skinny-meanie-thats-in-betweenieeeee Tickets on sale for SYDNEY for Sam's show: https://standupsydney.com/event/sam-bowden-dont-panic-its-happened-before/ Support the boys and get the extra juicy content: https://patreon.com/w...

Jun 20, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 74

A Modern Warrior's Death

Good morning team! Welcome back to you and yours we have returned with Sammy Wallahi alive and better than he's ever been before, he works on Dragonball Z rules the closer he gets to death the stronger he becomes. Apologies for the absence last week btw but appreciate you being patient and sticking with us through our crazy little lives. THIS WEEK WE TALK The voices in our heads Sam witnessed a modern warriors death in Newcastle Aleks went to a 10 hour business conference starring Vince Vaughn T...

Jun 14, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 72

Cocaine Living Room

GOOD MORNING ALL Welcome back and happy Friday angels - hope you slept well, hope you're engaging in activities that you enjoy with the people that matter the most. God gave you one life, live it. THIS WEEK WE TALK Bogan playlists Cavemen that started language were probably bullied by their peers Aleks got heckled at a Tourettes fundraiser gig How desperate we're becoming for a little chaos AND MORE MUCH LOVE TEAM - have a blessed day Sam & Aleks xx https://www.patreon.com/wflpodcast Hosted ...

May 30, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 71

Aids vs. WW2: The Movie

Yo What's crackalackin' my sweet sweet sandwiches. As mentioned, Friday is our new drop day, thank you for joining with us in solidarity for the plight of the podcast release date. In this corker we discuss the pressing issues of: - Aleks' unrelatable disdain for global travel - Italian gender politics - Russian LGBTQ politics - RFK's brain worm - Actual Australian politics - Once again, The Japanese - The greatest movie that's never been made - Bill Maher and Bill Burr Support the boys on Patre...

May 24, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 70

2 Minutes To Midnight

WELCOME BACK TEAM - lil update at the top we're gonna start posting these eps on Friday, just schedule wise it's become more difficult to get them out on Thursday so apologies for the change, hope that's all good. Also go see Sam's show in PERTH if you're around it's happening tomorrow night. I'll drop the ticket link at the bottom. THIS WEEK WE TALK: Wanting an immigrant therapist AZ Vax has been recalled Another million dollar idea by Sam Bowden The biggest dicks by nation - most likely will n...

May 17, 20241 hr 11 min

Futanari At The Sunday Markets

Good morning everybody it's the fellas from the Whoa, Free Lunch pod back at it again. Thank you to everybody that came through to Sam's show in Sydney the thing went absolutely off - if you missed it because you live in Perth, well do I have just the best news. The show is coming to where you are! Get some tickets the link will be down below, keen to see ya'll there! THIS WEEK WE TALK The viral Man v Bear argument Selling oil paintings of Futanari at your local markets The World Vision people i...

May 10, 202457 minEp. 68

Hardrive Full of Sandwiches

HELLO EVERYONE Welcome back we're very happy to be returning to our regularly scheduled program with you. It's been a big couple weeks we hope you've kept yourselves busy. BTW if you're reading this go to Sam's solo show which is on at The Factory Theatre TONIGHT and then also this weekend I'll put the link down below. THIS WEEK WE TALK: Sam's time at the Melbourne Comedy Festival Aleks' time doing shows on the road + Getting heckled in Canberra The Arj Barker controversy A Tasty Conspiracy Rank...

May 02, 20241 hr 13 min

CEO Of The Moon

Good morning everybody! Apologies for the late ep we've been busy boys, also a lil heads up for the next 2/3 weeks we'll be a little AFK - we are both on the road doing our little comedy skits. Sam is gonna be in Melbourne doing his show for a couple weeks which if you'd like to go to I'll put the ticket link at the bottom and I am opening for Blake Pavey for a couple weeks in a bunch of places in NSW which I'll also chuck the link in at the bottom for. So yes, main feed a little quiet but Patre...

Apr 04, 202446 min

Backflipping over this country music s**t

YoYoYo what is happening you absolute legends. Due to Australia's strict defamation laws and the tenuous hold we have on the comedy industry, a lot of this episode has been [ REDACTED ] regarding [ REDACTED ] and [ REDACTED ] and their response to the [ REDACTED ] incident. What we have left for you is: -The best doping allegations in the history of sport -The new emo country music scene -The whitest hip-hop opinions you've ever heard -The jokes of the day ARE BACK BABY -Surprise accents Support...

Mar 27, 202450 minEp. 65

Afterpaying P*rn at the Book Shop

Long ago, in a land far far away (unless you live in Sydney), two young bucks - one half Serb, the other half gay - came together to record an episode after a long weekend of partying and a hard day of working. What remained was a collection of riffs, most of which, were too spicy to release. What was left, was the following: -A new Super Mario spec script -The new Disney+ series 'Shogun' and how Aleks is wrong about it -The prevalence of Seppuku (a podcast fav) -My Muscle Chef and time travel -...

Mar 21, 202449 minEp. 64

Investing Stocks In The Korean Brotherhood

Hello and Welcome! 안녕하세요, 환영합니다 ! Get your earholes drilled on this one 'cos its coming in hot. This week on the menu we're serving up: Macklemore and Ryan Lewis apéritif Spanian running for Parliament 한국의 형제애 Which Celeb has the smallest hog Sammy Kerr with a side serving of English Bobbie The Finest French Perverts Support the boys on Patreon Here : https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Sam's To...

Mar 13, 20241 hrEp. 63

The Non-Binary Lake Beside The Prison Of Masculinity

*electric guitar noise* WHATS UP SUCK AND FUCKERS IT'S SAM AND ALEKS BACK WITH ANOTHER RIPPIN AND TRIPPIN EPISODE OF WAH-WAH-WAH-WHOA FREE LUNCH!? *audience applause* *camera pans from live studio audience to Sam & Aleks ripsticking into the set finding their place behind a desk made entirely of human flesh* THIS WEEK WE TALK Someone has to captain the Flying Dutchman and how this is a metaphor for being straight Finding a safe place to listen to Collision Course the collab album from Linkin...

Mar 07, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 62

The Joker's Asbestos Plot

Howdy everybody, Sam here. We are back with your regular scheduled programming! We talk mad hype about: -Tay Tay and the gals -Brad Banducci's Froot Loops -The Asbestos mulch fiasco -Our million dollar gay UFC idea -And good ol' vintage p*rnos Sam's shows are all on sale for MICF, SydComfest and PerthComfest, tickets on his socials. Aleks' Comedy Untamed set is on YT and it's awesome. Tell all your friends. Make passionate love and stop and smell the gravel. X Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Feb 29, 202446 minEp. 61
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