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Mar 23, 2019•44 min•Season 6Ep. 43
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Disney Tournament Final
Join Chris and Mark for the final of our Disney battles, as Rapunzel, Maleficent, Mushu and Flynn Rider go head to head to become the undisputed Disney champion.
Jan 19, 2019•41 min•Season 6Ep. 42
Christmas Special 2018: The Grinch vs Buddy the Elf
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, Fight Fans! In this episode, The Grinch looks to continue his run against the epitome of Christmas spirit – Buddy the Elf!
Dec 22, 2018•29 min•Season 5Ep. 39
Critters vs Gremlins
In this episode, we discuss the seemingly-endless supply of gremlins, 80s horror-comedies, and what happens when you ejaculate into a gremlin...
Nov 24, 2018•36 min•Season 5Ep. 38
Hallowe'en 2018 - Movie Serial Killers
Trick or Treat, fight fans! In this episode, Chris and Mark unleash a bloodbath of cinematic proportions.
Oct 27, 2018•48 min•Season 5Ep. 40
Fireman Sam vs Postman Pat
In this episode, we break out the old-school public servants as Fireman Sam takes on Postman Pat.
Sep 15, 2018•29 min•Season 5Ep. 36
Baymax vs The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
In this episode, Chris and Mark return from an enforced hiatus to discuss the longevity of demonic poo, the physics of marshmallows, and spunking Rice Krispy treats. Just like they’d never been away!
Aug 11, 2018•35 min•Season 5Ep. 35
Ash Williams vs Rick Grimes
What scares the things that go bump in the night? These guys...
Jun 23, 2018•34 min•Season 5Ep. 34
Disney Princes Battle Royal
In the last of our Disney qualifiers, step forward the Princes.
May 26, 2018•39 min•Season 5Ep. 33
Disney Sidekicks Battle Royal
Continuing with our Disney theme, this time it’s the turn of the Sidekicks.
Apr 14, 2018•34 min•Season 5Ep. 32
Commando vs Rambo
In this episode, two iconic 80s action heroes square off as John Rambo takes on John Matrix
Mar 10, 2018•35 min•Season 5Ep. 34
Marvin the Martian v Stitch
Join us once again as cosmos-conqueror Marvin the Martian takes on Disney’s cutest killing machine, experiment 626 himself, Stitch
Feb 17, 2018•37 min•Season 5Ep. 30
Captain Hook vs Jack Sparrow
Yo-ho-ho, Fight Fans – get ready for some swashbuckling fun as Disney’s most notorious pirate captains break ranks to go mano e mano.
Jan 20, 2018•43 min•Season 5Ep. 29
Christmas Special 2017: George Bailey vs The Grinch
Merry Christmas Fight Fans; we’re back with another seasonal smackdown as our current champion – George Bailey – takes on an entirely different form of festive foe.
Dec 09, 2017•28 min•Season 4Ep. 28
Who Wins 2017 Seasonal Smackdown Teaser
Hey, Fight Fans. We're just days away from our seasonal smackdown. Here's a sneak peek!
Dec 05, 2017•1 min
The Avengers vs The Justice League
Alright, Fight Fans – this is it. The big one. Finally, Marvel and DC square off in what may be our most controversial (and quickest) fight yet as the Avengers take on the Justice League.For those playing along at home, the teams line up like this;Avengers: Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye and Black WidowJustice League: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, The Flash and Aqua Man
Oct 28, 2017•1 hr 17 min•Season 4Ep. 27
Disney Villains Battle Royal
Keeping up our theme from last month (and our unhealthy obsession with Disney Princesses – seriously, it’s not weird alright!!!), we continue the Disney theme with Disney Villains
Sep 23, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 26
Disney Princess Battle Royal
A Princess should never kick the crap out of other princesses, but that doesn’t stop our favourite Disney heroines from throwing down in our latest episode.
Sep 09, 2017•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 25
The Flintstones vs The Simpsons
Yabba-Dabba-D’Oh!That’s right, Fight Fans, this time out it’s the turn of two of TV’s most important families to bite, scratch and claw their way into the history books as Fred leads The Flintstones into battle against The Simpsons
Aug 19, 2017•46 min•Season 4Ep. 24
Danger Mouse vs Darkwing Duck
How does the world’s smallest Secret Agent measure up against “The Terror that Flaps in the Night”? And will bumbling sidekicks Penfold and Launchpad be as helpful as ever? Find out here, Fight Fans.
Jun 24, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 23
Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake
When not busy breaking into ancient crypts and violating sacred burial sites, what better way to relax than by kicking the crap out of your rivals?That’s right, Fight Fans – in this episode Lara Croft leaves the comfort of Croft Manor to throw down with Uncharted’s Nathan Drake. Expect guns, improvised weapons, hunting, and the odd ancient booby-trap…
Jun 03, 2017•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 22
MASK vs Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
Strap in, Fight Fans – we’re going back to the 80s for this one as Mobile Armoured Strike Command (yes, with a K) take on the Lightning League as MASK face off against Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. We’ve got cars that “turn in to” other things (I wish there was a better word I could use – thanks Hasbro), mutant plants and a European Renaissance Fayre, as well as some really inappropriate national stereotype. What more could you ask for?
May 06, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 21
Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs Wonder Woman
Buckle in, Fight Fans, as this one’s going to be a doozie!In this episode, the Chosen One takes on an Amazonian Demi-Goddess as Buffy locks horns with Wonder Woman. With no Justice League and no Scooby-Gang to assist (that would be unfair), it’s time for an all-out war.Not your typical cat-fight!
Apr 22, 2017•38 min•Season 4Ep. 20
Guardians of the Galaxy v Firefly
A question for you, fight fans – If a tree falls in the space, can you still hear it scream?That’s right folks – we’re taking you out into the black for a fight that’s quite literally out of this world as Star Lord and Captain Mal Reynolds lead their faithful crews into certain death.
Apr 08, 2017•50 min•Season 4Ep. 19
Beast vs The Beast
We’re back, fight fans! After a long hiatus, we return with two literal heavyweights as X-Men’s resident Beast Hank McCoy crosses the Disney Universe to take on The Beast (as in Beauty and the…). And – as if that weren’t enough – we discuss sexual preference in Disney movies, why we (two men in our 30s) love Disney Princesses, and exactly how Mark feels about blue creatures…
Mar 18, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 16
Rocky Balboa vs The Rock
The Italian Stallion goes one on one with The Great One as the People’s Champion looks to take the World Heavyweight Champion down Know Your Role Boulevard, on the corner of Jabroni Drive, and check him directly in to the Smackdown Hotel. You smell that?
Jun 18, 2016•35 min•Season 3Ep. 17
Battle of the Big Screen Batmen
Holy Flying Fists! In this episode, to celebrate the release of Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice in movie halls around the globe, we went ahead and put the Dark Knight in possibly his greatest ever battle – against himself! Join us as Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney and Christian Bale throw down.
Mar 25, 2016•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 16
Dobby vs Jar Jar Binks
In this episode we pit two unconventional-looking racists in a brutal scrap – and we’re not talking about Chris and Mark! We journey to a Galaxy far, far away to engage in a race-war between Gungans and House-Elves.
Feb 27, 2016•29 min•Season 3Ep. 17
Hulk Hogan vs The Incredible Hulk
Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you? That’s easy – send in an angry green namesake!In this episode, the Immortal Hulk Hogan takes on his Marvel equivalent. Find out if saying your prayers and taking your vitamins does any good against a superhuman rage-monster…
Jan 26, 2016•40 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Christmas Special 2015: Santa Claus vs George Bailey
He’s not the Messiah – he’s a very naughty boy! Picking up where last year’s Christmas Special concluded, perennial loser George Bailey takes on the mantle of “Underdog” once more to take on Santa Claus in a Winner-stays-on slobberknocker.
Dec 19, 2015•32 min•Season 2Ep. 13
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