Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy: Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Get tix for BALLS: The Monster-Catchin' Musical Comédy ! Use code BATTLE for $5 off! Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch Tiktok and Ins...
Jun 30, 2025•1 hr 26 min
BALLS is live on STREAM and STAGE THIS FRIDAY and SATURDAY! Grab the last few tix at BALLSmusical.com Use Code "TALLGRASS" (deffo all uppercase) for $5 off!
Apr 15, 2025•3 min
See BALLS: The Monster-Catchin' Musical Comédy - APRIL 18+19 ( BALLSmusical.com ) While we're away: Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle Bark! Woof! Ruff! Blood puddles! Gather up your pack and break out your map to Wichita National Park—it’s time for HOUNDOUR! Join Brandon and Brielle as they dissect the formula for teen movies, talk ...
Mar 18, 2025•53 min
Grab the " WETTER" or "BETTER" or "WETTER OR BETTER" mug plus more EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com ! It’s a bird! It’s a plan! It’s SCISSORS! Step right up to see the magical scissor bird of tomorrow—SKARMORY! Hold on to your top hats and keep an eye out for scams, and join Brandon and Brielle as they stuff turkey meat into a metal container, craft a new Pokémon that is NOT a Transformer, and sea...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 10 min
Lift up your pits and check for clingy small town fish—it’s the MANTINE episode! Did you know Mantine has a little mouth? It little and it smoll. It need egg. Brandon and Brielle have medium mouth. But Mantine have itty mooth. Widdle cheeksies and mini monchers. Teefy gone. Only tiny mouf. TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com ! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch Tikt...
Feb 25, 2025•52 min
Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle Santa got you a present! It’s ticking because it loves you! Don’t worry about it! Buckle up for DELIBIRD, baby (sung in the Santa baby voice)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss bu...
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr 1 min
Hide your holes and put away all the buckets by the pool—it’s OCTILLERY! This guy might as well be hiding in your tree with a tiny pencil mustache and binoculars. Join Brandon and Brielle as they play with plurals, scold 8-year-old Brandon for having bad taste, and feature zero-time Grammy nominated artist Joy Villa to sing about her one true passion (horse schlong). Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelma...
Feb 11, 2025•55 min
TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!” -Nintendo Life Hurry off to English class before the sharksucking loser tries to sign you up for karate—it’s REMORAID! What an absolute nothing garbage creature! Join Brandon and Brielle as they bravely try to find anything interesting about this fish, deal with their creepy upstairs neighbor, and emb...
Feb 04, 2025•54 min
TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!” -Nintendo Life Check under your doctor’s mask to make sure it’s not your ex-boyfriend and embrace the beauty that is turquoise—it’s time for CORSOLA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they tell female rocks to smile more, kick a buzzkill down the street, and relive an interesting encounter in an Abercrombie...
Jan 21, 2025•58 min
Check out BALLSmusical.com to STREAM or ATTEND Brandon's Completely Unrelated Monster-Catchin' Musical! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Don’t make any sudden movements, or your best friend will ram you into a wall! It’s PILOSWINE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they send congratulations cards to dead men, plan the perfect crime, and design yarmulkes for Mohawks. So go chat up the quiet guy in the corner and make sure your poems don’t rhyme—it’s time to get dirty in ...
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr
TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls and use code BUTTDUCK for $5 off any ticket (code only good until this Tuesday 1/14) “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!” -Nintendo Life A wild musical appears! “BALLS” is an action-packed immersive experience about the MONSTERS we collect and the FIGHTS we choose to fight. Be the very first to start a “NEW GAME” in this one-of-a-kind ex...
Jan 11, 2025•3 min
Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle Put down the shrooms and wake up your pig nose butthole—it’s time to oink some coke and deep dive into SWINUB! Join Brandon and Brielle as they definitely know who Katy Perry is, learn about leprosy short stories, and debate what can and can’t be kicked down a hill. So close your eyes, block your nose, cut off your tongue, and heighten your EARS to ...
Jan 07, 2025•53 min
This episode originally debuted more than a year ago on Patreon. To hear a fart-ton of additional EXLUSIVE EPISODES, check us out at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Break out the vodka and crack into that slimy membrane—it’s the Goomy episode! Brandon and Brielle debate what makes a dragon legitimate, argue if boogers need to match a creature’s color, and dance their way away from fearful situations. Be careful touching that play button, it’s covered in Goomy germs (syphilis). Tiktok and Instagram :...
Dec 17, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Tear down your glue statues and keep an eye out for ice giants—it’s MAGCARGO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they fight about sound board control, Brandon learns the difference between clams, oysters, and mussels, and a reporter from the 1930s makes a time machine visit. But in the end, we all worm . Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr 1 min
TLDR: We're sick but we'll be back soon! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
Dec 03, 2024•54 sec
Just a lil thanksgiving side-dish to go with the mashed potaties and the stuffin'. For the FULL EPISODE ft. the Return of Collin, check out our Patreon . Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Nov 26, 2024•16 min
Our Merch Store is LIVE! Patreon Supporters get 15% off! Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag. Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! Slugma, the original white feminist, is calling up the girlies because we are going OUT and we are NEVER GONNA STOP (on account of whenever they stop they become lil gargoyles thatcha...
Nov 19, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! And our Merch Store is LIVE! Patreon Supporters get 15% off! Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag. Welp. It’s a bear with ringworm folks. It’s URSARING! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to recall nostalgic smells, travel back in time to witness the first Viking invasion of ...
Nov 12, 2024•54 min
Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! And our Merch Store is LIVE! Patreon Supporters get 15% off! Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag. Keep your behavior sportsmanlike (murderous) and your buttholes plugged (with guns and grass), it’s TEDDIURSA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they describe a 30 stage Pokémon, learn ...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Keep an eye on your eggs and a blade in your hand—it’s SNEASEL! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discover a brand new favorite animal species, go trick or treating for the best candy bars, argue for way too long about Dirty Dancing, and decide whether or not Lin-Manuel Miranda deserves a starring role in Hollywood. Can you come here for a second? Yeah just leave your egg nest. It’ll be fine, I promise. Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosT...
Oct 29, 2024•1 hr 9 min
COLLIN RETURNS only on PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Bring out your straws and suck on a screaming Bulbasaur—it’s time for Heracross! Join Brandon and Brielle as they imagine the sloopy gloop of Mr. Krabs, label themselves a sneaky little creep or a fighter, and sing Hercules songs no one asked for. Oh and before I forget! Roger bug. Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Oct 22, 2024•1 hr 3 min
COLLIN RETURNS! Only on Patreon @ patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Break out your straws and sip on some thick unique goo juice (it’s soup, if you say juice I’m getting on a train). IT’S SHUCKLE TIME, FOLKS! Go on a journey with Brandon and Brielle as they count holes, lick mold slime, and argue about whether “turtle” and “turtle vibe” are the same thing. Now let’s get wasted on that berry drank. Deep Space Radio on Instagram @deep.space.radio Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @Bran...
Oct 15, 2024•58 min
Brat summer isn’t over (and our vibrators are still buzzing)—it’s SCIZOR (PRONUNCIATION TBD)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to text God, enter a romance with a bug, and learn about the heights of famous basketball players (Allen Iverson apparently isn’t small?). Slice it up, kiddos! It’s a horny one! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Oct 08, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Pucker up those buttholes and keep the poison off the freshly clean floors—it’s Qwilfish! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss very real totally not fake bear attacks, what constitutes a colonic, and wishing death upon this episode. IT CAN’T EVEN SWIM, YOU GUYS. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Oct 01, 2024•55 min
IT’S MORBIN’ TIME! Grab your climbing gear and your rope because this Pokémon goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP—it’s the coward Granbull! Join Brandon and Brielle as they break into a vault with ease, discuss skin teeth, and how annoyed the trainers are with these idiots. Oh and here’s a dead fish. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Sep 24, 2024•48 min
Is that a dog sprite howling or is it Brielle screaming about feminism? Regardless, take cover! It’s the Snubbull episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they argue over if this dumb loser is “cute” (it isn’t), whether or not town crier is a generational career (it isn’t), and if it’s okay to be engaged to a dog (it isn’t…right?). Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 1 min
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Sep 11, 2024•2 min
1st EVER LIVE STREAM this SATURDAY on PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Support Brandon's new show @ BALLSmusical.com Hotter older brothers have insecurities too, but just feed them a ham and cheese sandwich and give them some toilet gushers! IT’S THE STEELIX EPISODE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they ponder about butt soil, debate what is horny and what isn’t (it’s all horny, come on), and count give this steel daddy veneers. Btw, don’t RSVP yes to Brandon’s party next week. Trust me. Tikto...
Sep 10, 2024•58 min
COMING TO NETFLIX IN 2050: Gligar and Glenn Howerton team up for an Aliens reboot where hand eggs get everyone pregnant! This duo can’t be stopped, even if you desperately want them to! So pop that popcorn, poison your neighbors, and protect your nipples—this is the blockbuster of the year! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Sep 03, 2024•58 min
It's breaky time! We're taking a break in August for a reverse-vacation (wherein we are VERY VERY BUSY instead of relaxing for summer.) We'll be back September 3rd with GLIGAR, crab of the skies! But we're still putting out our bonus PATREON episodes! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Jul 30, 2024•5 min
