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BONUS - Anthony audio from "Nonsense Poopy Pants"

There was a conversation about Anthony not pulling his weight this week. He proved Doug wrong by compiling his audio into one track. He put it to music and it is glorious.

Nonsense Poopy Pants

Hush your face promo update John from Brand X is the new sheriff in town We got a 1-star review on iTunes Three is Comedy is a better, more prepared show, and they take the high road – Fuck them. Jack Tripper writes in to the show. Who’s Right owes Three is Comedy an apology Doug’s first show from North Carolina @PizzaPodcaster shout out Our show sucks Dougs trip to North Carolina was a fucking Nightmare Bulk Hogan visits Gender Reveal in Kindergarten class room Go to iTunes and leave us a 1-3-s...

John from Brand X visits - again.

Hush Your Face

Doug’s last day at work Doug is off to North Carolina Old creepy guy identifies as a 6-year-old girl White guy who identifies as a black man claims racism Hush your face promo goes bad Big Cock defense in suffocation case. Doug’s Rap debut Punching the Christ into someone I think John from Brand X is pissed at us If football players were atheists Is it up to Comcast to babysit us? Bad Cop Bad Cop show is fucking hilarious We play a months’ worth of the Hush Your Face promo Anthony thought all ai...

Meet Pony the prostitute.

Peter Noreika created us a theme song. Doug endures air travel AGAIN! Our last episode sucked balls (and we knew it). @jaeswift came through like a motherfucker. Donald Trump is trying to ban Transgenders from joining the Salvation Army? Baby Jessica update. We answer some “Yahoo Answer” questions. “Open your mouth, here comes the Jesus” Meet Pony, the monkey prostitute. Using the USPS to mail weed. Peter Noreika – “Who’s Right”...

The Shit Show Continues...

The Shit show continues Couple of messages Is going to a chiropractor a scam? How much freedom do we have? Should all drugs be legal? Illinois sucks Smoking Laws

Groped by TSA/Who remembers No Fear

Introducing Oddball Anthony vs Oddball, it’s a rap off No Retweet – No Surrender (Jasmine Claude – Van Cain) Delta airlines costs Ann Coulter $10,000 Airport security costs Doug his soul The Doug dog is born Resistance equals foreplay That one looks like a poodle Caninus John from Brand X tears us apart John from Brand X appears to be right Awaiting Team NicaGene Bad boy Club, No fear and Hyper Color Doug is/was a Bad Boy Douche Growing up with generic food “Can I have your autograph?” “Nope” Ke...

Who's Right/ Brand X Crossover episode part 1

We had a great time visiting with John from the Brand X podcast. The conversation started off with his surprise that we truly dont prepare for our show and then goes down hill from there. Throughout the 2 part episode, we touch on everything from 9/11 to Artie Lange.

The Bungle in the Jungle

-TEAM NICAGENE DARES TO CHALLENGE US TO A DEBATE -NICAGENE SHOW CLIPS -WE LAY DOWN THE RULES OF THE GREAT DEBATE -DONALD BURCH COMES THROUGH FOR THE SHOW AT THE JASMINE CAIN CONCERT -THEY CAN’T ALL BE WINNERS -BRAND X TALKS SHIT…AGAIN -WE MAKE PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE -TAP OUT SUCKS, NO FEAR WAS COOL -ANTHONY’S TATTOO SUCKS, DOUG’S TATTOO IS SUCKIER -RAZOR CAKE

Bro-Jobs & Gingerbread Jews

Will you give me a bro-job?- I am sorry I grabbed your cock.- #FuckStartYourFaceForGayRights- We are now proud members of the Hush Your Face Network- I was save raped – Uncle Ted (Nugent) Strikes again- Do we need tighter gun control? Fuck No is the only correct answer.- Mandy from little geek lost visits What’s the point of all these fucking fidget spinners Flicking the bean with ADD devices?- Donald, where are you? - Kevin Smith let down his die-hard fans Gingerbread Jews Dead Mom jokes are al...

Cultural Appropriation and the Mandela Effect

Imitation Stones- Responding to voicemail asking “What would you do if you were born with two dicks?”- Passion of the Peters- Thanks for calling us, now fuck off- 2 girls one body- Dick, balls, dick, balls- Hate to disappoint John over at Brand X- Need an idea for Conspiring to Argue crossover- It’s the Howie Mandela effect- Cultural Appropriation Discussion- Urban Outfitters vs Native Americans- 1-800-DREADLOCKS- And now we argue…- Fake Ray Ramano hates Mexicans- Cash Me Outside Girl is easy pi...

Fist Punch, Fruit Rings & Fetishes

Roxy Raye Fist Punch with Ham and Pickle We are done with the gay jokes Rectum, damn near killed him Fruit rings gave Doug PTSD Roxy Raye has our seal of approval Twittering with the stars Got a question for Roxy? Call the voicemail 508-9RIGHT9 Jasmine Cain let us down Bad Mary is worth checking out (and they keep their word) Wet and Messy fetish explained VORE fetish explained Roxy’s corner? Missed Connections Conspiring to Argue/Who’s Right Collaboration? Lesbians are cool...

Poop Torpedoes and Football Butt

Minus Six – Grass Fed More Cowbell Top Gun 2 – Electric Boogaloo? Pussy farts and exploding lasers Bill Mahar – the word which we do not speak Evergreen State College – A day without white people Dildo of the month club – we need you as a sponsor Missed connections We explore Roxy Raye and her beautiful butthole Virgin Sleep Wear Doug works with the public for the first time in 20 years The public is a bunch of fucking prick bastards Voicemail – human interaction vs animal interaction Racist hor...

Semen Turns me on #NoHomo

Semen turns me on #NoHomo Peter Noreika – Win or Lose It’s the Peter Noreika show Fuck any podcast who goes out of their way to attack lesser known podcasts. Now its called “Too shy to swallow with Ham and Pickle & we are conspiring to argue. Doug practiced getting waterboarded Are waterbeds considered a white trash necessity? Article about a lynching that took place on the University of Maryland Campus The attack at the Ariana Grande Concert @wingsscotland Twitter/Trump is comedy gold When ...

Too shy to swallow

Too shy to swallow Peter Noreika – Rocket ship Is Anthony Ham or Pickle? Microphones, how do they work? Anthony uses Twitter like old people fuck. Doug gets mad at Anthony for his Twitter abuse. Who’s Right almost imploded. WE HAVE A VOICEMAIL NUMBER! (508) 9RIGHT9 (508) 974-4489 Call us and ask some questions. Craigslist Missed Connections Vac Bed fetish Anthony’s link of the week is going to be a thing. Anybody got a vac bed Anthony can borrow? Baby Jessica fell into a well in Texas Caitlyn Je...

Ham & Pickle

Ham & Pickle Jasmine Cain – intro Craigslist Missed Connections from Detroit Check out Conspiring to Argue on Twitter @ctargue Doug is recording in Detroit and is overwhelmed by the assholeness of the city Firehouse Subs – Treated like a $3 hooker when all I wanted was a sandwich. Fuck Michigan but mostly Detroit In the land of ICP & Kid Rock Firehouse Subs should sponsor us (because we are assholes also) Doug was a victim of a fat on fat hate crime Anthony is dumb and stupid (wee wee) W...

Fat Girls & Trump Supporters

5/11 Show Notes Scott H. Biram – Train wrecker Vocabulary lesson Rape Culture Reverse Rape Culture explained Hot Chicks have been reverse raping us for years Thank you to all of the fat ladies Derailed after 7 minutes Two guys and a pizza Anthony’s parents find a box Scott Biram revisited Missed Connections on Craigslist Iowa’s new abortion law Keep the Government out of our business Trump supporters WTF? Trans-able people Transgender verses Trans-able Titus Cheatham rap challenge (follow Titus ...

Missed Connections & Nipple Semen

Show notes: Money be the way we live – Titus Cheatham Spinning right round with Anthony People that live in Kansas are fucking nice Missed connections Brokeback podcast Dougs hungover – again Anthony finally feels bad about something and attempts an apology Anthony’s enema Getting in Anthony’s guts Priests and poo We finally have people who hate us because we believe in gay rights (fuck them right in the asshole) On the other stump Nipple semen What the fuck is an otherkin Genderpallooza Titus C...

Religious freedoms & Round 2 foreplay

Show Notes Anthony is a Japenese pop music fanboy Anthony sucks at apologizing for his antics last show We have successfully alienated the world Thank you for your cervix Please dont cut our heads off (Religious freedom) Funerals suck and Doug is a selfish prick Fuck Mediacom Sorry Texas - now fuck back off Porn 24/7? Lubed up with 10w30 Round 2? Im not going back down there Dont ask Anthony to shower with you Laughing at your own jokes Thanks for your sacrifice We are too old for this shit Fail...

Chocolate Eggs & Chinese Stickers

Show Notes: Criminal Syndicate - Psychomaniac Mediacom sucks balls Humans do a lot of stupid things We do what we can for the Chinese economy Fuck everybody Doug tries to concede and is wrong about being wrong Thank you Jesus Christ for the Easter Eggs Lets put Religion in schools (that should help eliminate it) Goodbye 80% of our listeners Fuck a sheep for your God One of us is going to get murdered (I hope its Anthony) Visit our Patreon Page for the unedited show with exclusive pre/post show. ...

Worm Waste & Interrupted Showers

Show Notes Anthony has a huge "friend" The day the music died Anthony starts a lot of shit Wet worm waste Anthony's "This Old House" It's not productive, It's destructive Fuck you guys, Im going home

Crusty Beards & Wrestling shirts

Show Notes Doug's an asshole Bad Mary isn't that Bad at all Adults who watch wresting are basically bronies Dukes of Hazzard, Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers Does the Bad Mary lead singer know that she is sexy Kermit and Ray Ramano Nirvana What the fuck is a juggalo Im part of the alt left, so fuck you Duck Dynasty Sucks Gay Porn + Beards + the money shot = Face Dandruff Bad Mary Links @badmaryband (Twitter) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBsHNAPf2Zk (Hanging Around Video) https://soundcloud.co...

Blurry Dicks & Obama Babies

Blurry Dick vs Black Dick Obama Babies? You can only get pregnant if you love each other Men are more than just meat sticks Feminism is stupid Feminism explained Doug doesn't know how to use a dictionary Does feminism get you stare raped? Learning how to internet Rape Culture Y.O.U.N.G. Doug doesn't know how words work Fuck Facebook

Cowboy Boots & Chicken wings

This time around we go full tilt on Country Music and people who enjoy it. Show Notes: Chicken Wings & Pick up Trucks (country music checklist) Nascar fans Stand up Comedy We are going to steal Git R Done The Dukes of Hazzard Goodbye Texas Listeners

Tattoos and vacuum cleaners

Show Notes: We are both socially awkward Doug's opening line when he meets a new person Throat tattoos will help you land that dream job Anthony might show up at your house to sell you Amway We both fell for the vacuum cleaner salesman ad This show isn't getting any better Doug quits a job after two hours (twice) We name our most vocal fan

It takes all kinds

We discuss everything from FuFu drinks to breastfeeding this time around. Show Notes: Appletinis Doug Drinking and pants peeing go hand in hand Cutting Math out of schools and adding a 2nd P.E. Our old concept sucked because we refused to research Breastfeeding in public should be banned because it sends the wrong message to the kid. We were on our way to making millions with a sticker business. This show is a piece of Shit Come on Facebook, pull it together....

Vanilla Ice invented Rap & putting Trump in the title increases downloads.

Well, we tried something a little different this time. We went into this show with no agenda. It is probably our most natural show so far, the arguments are natural. We cover Vanilla Ice's impact on making rap safe for white kids, Anthony has never seen Top Gun, Doug doesnt believe anything anyone tells him and Anthony's mom continues to take a beating.

Trump wanting to repeal the Johnson Amendment (Church and State).

This is a clear view as to how ignorant we are. One of us had a strong belief and the other one didn't know what he was talking about. But, that doesnt stop us from delivering at least a couple laughs in this very short episode. The Johnson Amendment is a provision in the U.S. tax code that prohibits all 501(c)(3) non-profit organizations from endorsing or opposing political candidates. ... The amendment is named for then-Senator Lyndon B. Johnson of Texas....

Should Teachers go on Strike?

While we both believe teachers are underpaid, we cant come to terms on what teachers in Illinois should do. Those of you not familiar, Illinois is facing yet another budget crisis at the same time as some school districts are nearing contract negotiations. Related Article

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