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S4E2 - A Little Light Genocide

May 31, 202339 minEp. 78
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Episode description

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play plot poker while the writers are on strike. Meanwhile, the remaining crew on B5 continue to grapple with the apparent loss of Sheridan and Garibaldi in Babylon 5, Season 4 Episode 2: Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?

Transcript

Xhafer

Hello and welcome to Who Are You? This is a Babylon five watch cast hosted by two former strangers now, friends who've gotten to know each other while we're watching A favorite show of the childhood, Babylon. Five. I'm Jafa

Laura

And I'm Laura,

Xhafer

we're starting up season four here and we have our first plot poker of the season.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

we can go ahead and open some packs and while we're opening some packs, we can talk a little bit about some stuff coming up. I we've got Ben Guesting on the pod in two weeks. Very excited for that. And we have been lining up. A handful of guests as well. Uh, f till the end of season four, we're gonna have somewhere between four to six guests on the pod right now.

Laura

Which is just wild to me. I love it.

Xhafer

It's crazy. I'm, I'm so here for it. I just, uh, I don't want to drop too many names. I know we're gonna have Gray 17 back. I know we're gonna have yum, yum back.

Laura

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer

But we're gonna have some other people in the league of not align podcasts, or not even necessarily babble on five podcasters, ideally. So we'll see how all of that goes, but,

Laura

Branching out. I'm

Xhafer

yeah, it's exciting. Yeah. I got the death of Kosh and it's got his like ruined helmet on the table.

Laura

Oh, yeah, I remember that scene. Yeah, that's a, that's a problem, right?

Xhafer

That's gotta be a problem,

Laura

You know, I was thinking about how uh, appropriate it is that we're doing plot poker today because at this point in time there's currently a writer's strike going on. So big deal. Right. Shows aren't getting written and won't be getting made pretty soon if this doesn't get resolved. And I was like, oh, it's good that we are making up our own plots and plot poker. So we can show people just how badly real writers are needed.

Xhafer

Right. Like this is the kind of television, this would be everything if it weren't for writers. Big support to the writers. Ooh, I got Lieutenant David Corwin.

Laura

Oh, nice. I think I have a Corman in there somewhere.

Xhafer

Ooh, I got atheris I haven't seen before. Z a

Laura

Another athe. Do did, we talked about this last time. Do you have a atheros in every pile?

Xhafer

I do not have a Zs in any pile right now. I don't think I mu I must have 'em in one.

Laura

that's, I know we've used Atheros as a character, but I feel like Atheros can also be a problem, solution, or twist. So,

Xhafer

A hundred percent. Did you see the uh, thing that uh, Claudia Christensen tweeted the cast of the Babylon five reboot and everyone was Zs?

Laura

That's appropriate. I don't feel like I'm getting great cards this time. I have a um, minister Deran, who I did not recognize by name, but it says he's a Centara spy master.

Xhafer

Ooh.

Laura

I don't remember him specifically, but I bet he'll come up this season.

Xhafer

More than likely I got a uh, cheat fate with Lian from this episode. It's even got the quote, you are quite, quite dead.

Laura

Oh, nice.

Xhafer

And another Atheros I haven't seen before.

Laura

You're gonna have the full set, man. How many different actresses did we say there were? I can't remember.

Xhafer

I think there's one with an apostrophe in every place, but they're kind of spread out throughout various sets, so we won't see all of them unless we want to spend some stupid money on one of those really expensive boxes. Cuz I

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

the next couple of boxes lined up for us are pricey. I know, I think the season five box, the wheel of fire box is something like $200 and it's just like, mm, maybe

Laura

We should put a GoFundMe out there. Everybody fund our box of cards. Man. I don't feel like I got very many interesting cards at all. I got a lot of the vague sort of situation cards

Xhafer

So we'll go ahead and start with our A plot. Uh, If you have not heard this bit before, we have four piles of cards built out of the Babylon five collectible card game in front of us. We have a. Instigating character or visitor to the station. We have a problem, we have a solution, and we have a twist. And so what's gonna happen is this time Laura's gonna do the alo. I'm outta her four cards.

I'm gonna do the B plot out of my four cards, and then we're going to rate this episode on a scale of Babylon one to five. Like we had just watched it.

Laura

Yeah. And we're flipping these things over as we're going, so uh,

Xhafer

no idea. I got four cards sitting in front of me. I know which one is which. Cuz I put them in order, but I don't know what they actually are.

Laura

right. And quality is not guaranteed on

Xhafer

No, we've had some stinkers.

Laura

Yeah, definitely support your local writers on their strike because you do not want us doing this.

Xhafer

A hundred percent.

Laura

Okay. So here goes a plot. Oh, hey, my, a plot character is John Sheridan,

Xhafer

Oh hey.

Laura

so hey, we get the uh, the big guns right out of the gate. Maybe this will be a good episode. And the problem that John Sheridan is dealing with, oh, this is a classic. He's got a hate crime on the station.

Xhafer

Ah.

Laura

So yeah, we've definitely heard this uh, problem before. The card is of course, the Mbar character from season one that was attacked. But so the solution to this uhoh is we're gonna solve this hate crime that happened on Babylon five with some backroom dealing

Xhafer

Oh,

Laura

Oh, so.

Xhafer

an unusual way to handle a hate crime

Laura

It is an unusual way to handle a

Xhafer

normally, I'm not particularly fond of this when this happens in real life.

Laura

right, but you know what, it is consistent a little bit with what we've seen from some of Sheridan's character, right? Because we had some very questionable actions when he was questioning Mr. Morden the lack of due process and all. So we've got this, this hate crime. I don't know. What race do you think the hate crime is committed against?

Xhafer

Oh, maybe we'll find out in the B plot.

Laura

oh, yeah, good point. I won't, I won't speculate. Maybe your B plot's gonna inform me. Okay. And then uh, here we go. This is great. The twist is that John Sheridan feels kind of bad about these backroom dealings that we use to solve this hate crime. And so he goes on walk about. He's gonna go find himself because he doesn't know who he is anymore.

Xhafer

Oh, good. Holler at yum. Yum. They want, they want the news.

Laura

they'll love this. We should mail him this card,

Xhafer

You should.

Laura

except it'd be like atrociously expensive to mail to Australia. One

Xhafer

probably just throw it in an envelope with like six stamps. You'll probably get there.

Laura

Yeah, sure. Okay. Tell me the B plot.

Xhafer

Our B plot has Justin, the other shadow leader dude

Laura

Oh yeah. Who got blowed up?

Xhafer

He got blowed up, this is before that, but he comes to the station Oh, to have a meeting with William Morgan Clark.

Laura

Whoa, Big deals.

Xhafer

deal. This is this is not President Clark. This is Vice President Clark.

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

So this would be, I guess in season one. Justin shows up and has a meeting with Clark. Maybe Clark's coming to the station and we see Justin kind of come in.

Laura

Oh yeah. You know, this is really bad time for there to be a hate crime.

Xhafer

yes. So This timing has lost all semblance. Because our solution is Lida empowered,

Laura

Oh, hmm.

Xhafer

which is Lida, post Volans stuff is also here. And make sure that uh, I'm guessing Justin's trying to maybe pull some shit, maybe try and get some access to the vice president that he's not supposed to have.

Laura

Yeah. Maybe he caused the hate crime

Xhafer

maybe he caused the hate crime. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe it's Clark's visit spurned the hate crime and it's uh, I don't think we see hate crimes against humans at all in the show.

Laura

Yeah. No, I

Xhafer

bit maybe, but not really particularly common. Maybe it's something along those lines.

Laura

Uhhuh.

Xhafer

Um, or maybe, you know, since he's such a xenophobe, it's probably more likely that some of his support supporters like

Laura

Yeah. Maybe it's Humans did the hate

Xhafer

Yeah. Humans did the hate crime. Yeah. That checks

Laura

That's why we need backroom dealings to, yeah. Okay.

Xhafer

on the station, but Alito stops Justin's associates from getting to Clark. And then our twist is, this is perfect. What do you want? So they stop Justin from getting to Clark, but Morden does

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

thus setting off the chain of events we know to happen.

Laura

Yeah. He asked the fateful question, and we know what Clark wants.

Xhafer

Yeah. That's like the end to, that's like the, the credits theme is Mr. Morden, like the door opens, Clark's there, Morden walks in and he's all like, what do you want

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

to, credits like, perfect.

Laura

And scene. Yeah. Hmm. Okay. Well, how do you rate this episode of Babylon? Five?

Xhafer

would watch the shit out of this episode.

Laura

Yeah, this does sound like a good one, right? This is a winner.

Xhafer

Yeah. Sorry, writers. Looks like you're replaceable.

Laura

Yep,

Xhafer

Some We get chat, g p t to run, put a script together. I'm kidding. Writers, I support Strike wholeheartedly. Just in case. This is the first time you're listening to me and you don't know how I feel about this stuff, which is mind blowing to me that this would you just pick an episode and start? But yeah, I, I know people listen to podcasts like that. No. Obviously writers, we greatly support you in your strike.

Laura

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. This might be a stellar episode, but I feel like we've had some real deads on this, so

Xhafer

sure. This is, this is a good one though. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and put this at four out of five,

Laura

Yeah, I think

Xhafer

got a professional writing team behind it, it might be a five.

Laura

Mm-hmm. Solid. We, we can give 'em the bones and they can put all the meat on

Xhafer

Mm-hmm. That's what you need.

Laura

Mm-hmm. Yeah. We're clearly producers. Right.

Xhafer

Yep.

Laura

Well, speaking of good episodes, we have an episode ahead of us to talk about and we can decide whether Root's good or not.

Xhafer

Do you not. like this episode? Wait, we, we gotta save that for the end, but your statement leads me to believe you might not be a fan of this episode.

Laura

I, I don't, not gonna spoil anything for the end. Let's just uh,

Xhafer

Get into it.

Laura

get into it. Yeah. We kind of get some more of that like last time on stuff, but this time is from Dr. Franklin.

Xhafer

Who is actually in this episode

Laura

Yeah. Actually we get a lot of people in this episode that we didn't get much of in the previous episode,

Xhafer

on purpose,

Laura

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. It feels like we gotta go back and get some of the gang that we left out.

Xhafer

Yep. Yep. We got season four, episode two. Whatever happened to Mr. Garibaldi?

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

we open on Franklin's recap with a gaff. He say Sheridan's been missing for 14 days and Garibaldis been gone for nine. They went missing the same day.

Laura

yeah. That's what it seemed like.

Xhafer

It is j m s

Laura

It's gotta

Xhafer

on Usenet. Someone's all like, Hey, this thing like that doesn't feel right. He's like, it's not. I went back and changed the date after I changed the script, but I only changed it once and not twice. Sorry.

Laura

Yeah. He forgot the old uh, control F.

Xhafer

Such I'll happen.

Laura

Yep.

Xhafer

Lanier tells Franklin there's a problem with Dalen while Sheridan guests on our podcast, but instead of hosted by us, it is two of those p string dolls of us that they used to make us toys in the eighties, where they only have like one saying, you know, there's like, what do you want? What do you want? Who are you? Who are you? Are you, what do you want? What do you want? It's those I don't know if you knew that that was in our merch store. That totally exists.

Uh, but you can get those dolls on our merch store, so you should totally go check that out.

Laura

definitely.

Xhafer

The, they're outta sale. They, they've actually been outta stock since the eighties, so

Laura

Yeah. Yeah, that's too bad.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

1999 was the original cost. Yeah. Yeah.

Xhafer

Sheridan wakes up from the nightmare of being interviewed by us, uh, just totally geeking out at him to Lorian being that super stoned guy at the college party two weeks into Philosophy 1 0 1.

Laura

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer

Like We get it, dude, the brain is a fucking marvel.

Laura

Yeah. So we get that to theme and then uh, Sheridan is just incredulous when we come back from theme that he could be dead even though he remembers falling and falling for a very long time.

Xhafer

Yeah. Lian says that there is never a good answer to who are you, and I am personally wounded because I feel like we've had some really great cold opens on this podcast.

Laura

It's funny you say that cuz I was like, yeah, there really isn't, is there? Can confirm. So I don't know. I guess That shows something else about each of us, doesn't it?

Xhafer

We get a one of two variations. We'll see on the, the big questions here. What are you and Lian? That's rude. This isn't Florida. You could just can't ask someone that. And for fuck's sake, if you do, don't ask them like that. Ask them what their pronouns are. It's not that fucking hard. Be polite. Ugh, Lori, and tell Sheridan. His pronouns are now past tense as he checks for a pulse and doesn't have one.

Laura

Yeah. Bummer. Bummer.

Xhafer

so. This conversation continues. Lian kind of reminds me of a friend I have here.

Laura

Oh, yeah.

Xhafer

I have a friend who firmly believes this is like, this is, this is his view of the universe. Everything is 50 50. Doesn't matter what it is. Either it is or it isn't. It will or it won't. Everything is always 50 50

Laura

There's no gray for him.

Xhafer

life. Or rather it's all gray until it isn't. I think

Laura

Oh, okay. All right.

Xhafer

I don't know. It's like you'd ask him the weather and he'd be like, oh, like, cause you're camping, right? And he'd be like, oh, it'll rain or it won't, it's like, not what I was asking buddy. There's actually science, but.

Laura

Yeah. Well, at least you know, at least your friend reminds you of this Wayne Alexander character and not, I was gonna say Morty again. What is his name? Jack the Ripper in Hereness

Xhafer

ripper Man, I, I have to admit, like I am, I'm a pretty active pacifist. Like when it comes to real life shit uh, violence is, is not an answer. Violence is a multiplier of suffering.

Laura

sure. Yeah.

Xhafer

And while violence has solved problems in the very broadest sense, it has always caused more problems in turn.

Laura

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer

Uh, so I can't say that I fully understand Sheridan's reaction when he throws Larry in against the wall, but I felt it, man, like he is real fucking annoying.

Laura

Yeah, yeah.

Xhafer

Like the thought had crossed my mind. And

Laura

Well, if a dead man pushes you against a wall, does it hurt?

Xhafer

probably, I. Kar arrives on Nimbus three and, uh, meets with a role that would surely be played by Pete Davidson in the reboot.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

This, This is

Laura

This guy's nasty

Xhafer

who is a thug in like 50 movies.

Laura

Uhhuh.

Xhafer

just like what he does but the guy who comes up and starts the fight. Did his voice sound familiar to you at all?

Laura

He seemed familiar. Yeah. Why? Why does he seem familiar to

Xhafer

This is Anthony DeLong and his IMDB page is Rivaled only by his CVS receipt.

Laura

Okay. What's it? Gimme some highlights.

Xhafer

Well, hey, I'll start off with v. What up Scott Gray? 17. We gotta get that rolling. Uh, he's in Roadhouse. He's a Cason and Voyager. He's the voice of Marshall Johnson in the Red Dead Games. He's still working, he's still actively doing voice acting and physical acting.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

is everywhere. He has something like 150 credits and most of them are as a stunt man too. Like he has a bunch of acting credits and then he has a bunch of stunt man credits. So he is made that transition,

Laura

Mm-hmm. Okay.

Xhafer

even writer director.

Laura

Yeah,

Xhafer

Anyways, Marcus heard there was gonna be a bar fight, so he shows up as we find Dalen has left everyone on Red

Laura

I like that. Marcus shows up here because, you know, we had girls trip in the last episode and now we've got Boys Trip.

Xhafer

Trip.

Laura

They kind of didn't, they didn't trip together. They met up at On Locale, but we're doing the thing.

Xhafer

I get it.

Laura

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Xhafer

but yeah uh, Thelen is just ignoring everyone. Franklin goes to check up on her. True reminder her that she's part human and needs to fucking eat.

Laura

Yeah, very good point.

Xhafer

I had written like four more jokes here. But Miro just acts the hell out of this scene,

Laura

She

Xhafer

so I'm just gonna go ahead and say no notes. Because she fucking pulled up my heartstrings. I'm like, sitting here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Joke, joke, joke. And then it's like, oh no, this is, she's, she's too good at this scene. I can't fucking make jokes.

Laura

Yeah. I think I did have some little tears here that, that phrase, when, where no shadows fall really gets me,

Xhafer

yeah,

Laura

me every time.

Xhafer

yeah. Just wait till the end of season five.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah. So essentially she tells Franklin, no dice, I'm gonna continue my fast. I'm gonna continue morning. So, Back on the planet, Marcus and Kar trying to figure out, What to do now.

Xhafer

Yeah, they're worried that the thugs are still looking for them. Like it was just a little bar fight they should have given up by now.

Laura

Mm-hmm. It's weird. It's weird.

Xhafer

yeah. I do love their exchange here. Marcus telling Shakar I assumed because you went looking for someone in trouble that you yourself would find trouble.

Laura

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer

Great stuff.

Laura

Accurate. Marcus is very smart.

Xhafer

Marcus tries to warn Ja car about his staff

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

Our thugs get an ID on Citizen Ja car from Simpson, Tori Guards while Marcus Interrogates, Pete Davidson, and

Laura

I love that the Centara apparently used hexagonal paper.

Xhafer

Like Battlestar Galactica, the next show we'll be watching on this

Laura

Oh, right, right. Okay. So that that gets carried over.

Xhafer

Yeah, we found the link. They're same universe, it's Cannon

Laura

Oh, obviously, yeah.

Xhafer

Franklin is going through Sheridan's room when he calls to show her something. He found uh, he's got a log entry from May the previous year. This is about a month or so after our three parter in the first half.

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

Uh, because they tell us that's April and then we, he says the date is May at the start of the log entry.

Laura

Okay. Gotcha.

Xhafer

we actually don't have any episodes set in May from last season. It jumps from

Laura

Hmm.

Xhafer

to June.

Laura

Okay. That's because Sheridan was busy falling in love.

Xhafer

other nerds figured that out for me. So I just thank you Babylon. Five wiki people.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

So uh, He talks a bit about jumping off of a cliff here. This is pretty poor taste, Franklin.

Laura

Well, Dalin doesn't know that he jumped. Right. She just knows he went to Zha do and didn't come back. Oh, wait. Or did, did Veer tell her that he jumped

Xhafer

I don't think Veer knew, I think.

Laura

veer knew that the white star crashed

Xhafer

Oh no, he was last seen jumping into the cavern. Yeah. Yeah. She told, he knows. Rude.

Laura

Oh man. Sheridan's one of those people foreshadowing his own death. Cool.

Xhafer

I got a question for you. Here

Laura

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer

is the implication that Franklin found this. I'm gonna, do you wanna call 'em Dvcs or you want to call 'em like calcite rays? The, the videos that are stored on crystals a

Laura

Oh, I like Dvcs.

Xhafer

dvc uh, You think he like found this with this on it? Or is Franklin like going through all of his personal logs?

Laura

Yeah, that's a good question.

Xhafer

Also, is Franklin not clearing the browser history by showing something like this?

Laura

Yeah. You've gotta clear the browser history. Be a bro.

Xhafer

me be clear. Clear my browser history, like no one needs that. The kind of life I've had, like my two truths and a lie are I've been threatened to be sued by the Special Olympics. I have almost sued the TV show Supernatural, and I was sent to cease and desist by Doctors Without Borders. What I search is between me, Google and everyone, they sell that shit to, not you.

Laura

Right.

Xhafer

Ugh. It's so upsetting to think about someone just going through your shit like that and like having, like having done this for, you know, people that have passed and having to go through their things. Like, I can't imagine finding a diary, sitting down, reading it while going through all of their stuff and then calling their girlfriend in morning to be all like, oh, hey, here's this really

Laura

come look at this.

Xhafer

entry about you.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

did he stop when he, she, he started to talk about falling in love. Did he listen to the whole thing and then call her like, I mean, we know

Laura

choices here,

Xhafer

a history with some questionable choices in how much research he's willing to do, so I would think that he would just do the bare minimum because that's how he always does his research when it's about something like this. But maybe not, I don't know. It's just. It felt skeezy to me.

Laura

I could see in the instance like of this sort of disappearance that Sheridan has. You know, he kind of goes rogue and, and disappears and dies and whatever. Maybe you need to to read the last few pages of the diary. You know, just like try to figure it out, put some pieces together. But he went back to May.

Xhafer

Yeah, yeah. This was

Laura

I don't think he needed to go in the bag that

Xhafer

I mean, maybe it was the previous entry, maybe he just went and looked at the most recent private log and that's the last time he did one.

Laura

Yeah. That, that seems weird though, right? Like our captains are supposed to be logging a little bit more often,

Xhafer

mean, maybe it's just Star Trek Spoils Us has a plot device. I

Laura

true. Mm-hmm. Could be

Xhafer

meanwhile, Kar and Marcus decide to Scooby-Doo and split up with Marcus heading back to Babylon five and Kar getting got.

Laura

This is the rookie mistake. You never split the party. Don't split the party.

Xhafer

split the party. Marcus would've taken out like four of those cent Tori dudes would

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

problem.

Laura

Yeah. He would've heard him coming. We know our Marcus.

Xhafer

Although, I guess that would have long term implications for the story. Each car not getting caught. that's not a conversation we're having right now.

Laura

No, no, no, no. We'll get there very soon. Yeah. But yeah, Jaar gets himself caught by the Centara. He puts up a little firefight

Xhafer

he he shoots like one dude.

Laura

Yeah, he tries.

Xhafer

Given he like totally knew they were about to jump him. You'd figure he could get more than one cuz he's like awake and listening and I don't know, it felt very un ja car tomy.

Laura

Yeah. The, they should have written a few more, but maybe we didn't have the extras to like mow down.

Xhafer

Fair enough. Yeah. If there aren't four dudes, you're not taking Ja car in, so you can only kill one cuz you've got five extras.

Laura

Mm-hmm. Right.

Xhafer

fair. I would rather that than him fight five dudes, kill four of them, and then get taken in by one that seems less heroic.

Laura

Yeah. back on Babylon five len's uh, viewing of the diary has given her a little change of heart, and she's decided that she needs to gather the whole white star fleet and try to mount a full scale attack on Zha Doom. You know, with, they still have a few members of the League of Non-Line worlds, I think,

Xhafer

Yeah, they're, they're calling a couple allies, but the league itself is kind of kaput.

Laura

Yeah, yeah,

Xhafer

She's just like, Hey, we're going on a suicide admission for my boyfriend. I mean, attacking Z Zaha.

Laura

yeah, yeah.

Xhafer

Totally no ulterior motives here.

Laura

Right?

Xhafer

Meanwhile, on Sonari Prime, Lando gets woken up so he can spit sick shit at Royal Court, When Canark gives Lando a gift, Kar

Laura

Yeah. Yeah. What he's always wanted, apparently,

Xhafer

Kar gets a moment to speak here and he decides the most important thing is to let Lando know that Garabaldi is missing

Laura

I think this is a good choice though, because Lando definitely had a bond with Mr. Garibaldi. Even if it kind of got broken by his, you know, genocide.

Xhafer

You don't have to whisper it.

Laura

It's just awkward, you know, when you, when you do a little light genocide. Yeah. So embarrassing. So embarrassing. But we know that Lando still has a connection and feelings for Mr. Garibaldi and that, that sounded very awkward and romantic, but you know what I mean?

Xhafer

I, I have not looked at archive of our own, but I assume that that is the place for that particular thing. Uh,

Laura

For that particular

Xhafer

right. You I'm sure there's plenty. Um,

Laura

Yeah, so Jaar knows he's gonna care, and I'm glad that that's what he decided to

Xhafer

agreed. This is super smart play by JA Car. then we cut to the aforementioned Mr. Garabaldi in all 20 seconds we see him in, in the episode that bears his name.

Laura

Yeah. He's not in great shape. He's like in a hexagonal room.

Xhafer

It is a very non-descript cell,

Laura

Hmm hmm.

Xhafer

and his captor is not forthcoming with information, but uh, when he turns to violence, they gas him. And,

Laura

Yeah. They're just like taunting him over speaker.

Xhafer

did you connect the dots on who this was at this point? Like I, you probably remember from watching the show previous?

Laura

Yeah, I, are you saying I'm supposed to get something from the voice itself

Xhafer

No, the voice is different. It's the, the man entering the room.

Laura

Okay. Tell me about the man entering the room. Like I know, I know from having watched the show,

Xhafer

Okay. We're not supposed to know at this point, but knowing and seeing, it's pretty obvious to me. And looking at old Usenet posts, a ton of people clocked this,

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

And jms was like adamant about not saying anything. So I will not say anything as well as it's not confirmed that it's who you know it is at this point.

Laura

Are we supposed to know it's a specific person?

Xhafer

I mean, there's a very clear uniform that is missing one clear insignia.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

and there's also a height build and hair that match

Laura

Okay. Okay. Gotcha.

Xhafer

Anyways Lando goes to visit Kar also in captivity. We get see Lando and or we see Kar and Aldine captivity back to back. Lando tells Kar what is in store from him. This is clearly like I've seen this happen, not a this is what you have to look forward to. Like I don't wish this upon my worst enemy, which is literally you by the way.

Laura

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer

Like,

Laura

Yeah. This is a this description. If we were seeing this show as it is in this era that we are now in of prestige television, like we would've gotten a scene already where Car Taja is doing this to somebody, right? Like, Kind of like our Ramsey Boltons in Game of Thrones, like the, the despicable things that some of our bad characters in that series did. We, we saw it. We definitely would've gotten this with the Carta. It would not just be Alando monologue here in the jail.

Xhafer

Although it is one of those things that I feel like is a bit lost on television these days where it is scarier sometimes to tell and not show.

Laura

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer

So let let your brain put the image together and it will be scarier than anything that they could anyways. Lando brings Kar in on the plot to kill car taja. And Kar agrees to help for the future of the Narn.

Laura

Yeah. Kar is not going to go along with this unless he gets something out of it for Narn. And, uh, Mondo tries to say, well, you can't bargain. You're in jail. And Ja car's like, well, you can't bargain either cuz you're trying to assassinate your emperor. Like

Xhafer

And gotcha. Bitch

Laura

yeah. They both have each other up against a wall.

Xhafer

Sheridan has walked in a giant circle making it back to his campfire. Lian takes the physical opportunity to reference the metaphysical and brings the conversation back where it started. And then Lian reveals that he is. Not a first one, but the first one,

Laura

So is Lori and God, he's basically God,

Xhafer

this is something posed to jms actually was asked directly this question

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

and he's like, he is a God no more than any other person who is alive. Is just like, no, he's just the first dude. He's just like the first being that it, the first sentient like

Laura

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer

not a God.

Laura

I mean, how do you define God, I suppose, but yeah.

Xhafer

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if it's immortal and you know, like there's, there's definitely definitions from various cultures that would fit,

Laura

yeah.

Xhafer

uh, but not the omnipresent creator kinda monotheistic vibe. Probably not. Lori's been waiting for someone to talk to and reveals that the shadows come to Zha for him to show respect.

Laura

Yeah. A weird way to show respect, I suppose.

Xhafer

Lorian sees Kosh and Sheridan. And Sheridan puts together that Kosh was directing him to Lorian. Lorian tells him to embrace life, not just flee from death. And we get another question in between our two here. Why are you, which was

Laura

And didn't uh, didn't Emperor Urian ask that as well? Why are you

Xhafer

Yeah. Why are you here? Yeah.

Laura

That's a third very important question.

Xhafer

Lori's like, dude, you need to go to therapy. And Sheridan's like, no,

Laura

Men would rather die than go to therapy. Men would rather jump in a bottomless chasm on zha doom than go to therapy.

Xhafer

men would rather literally nuke their ex-wife than go to therapy. Sheridan does think of a reason to live though Dalen and the Lorian breathes on the embers of life to credits. All right, Laura, what'd you think of this one?

Laura

Oh gosh, what we had uh, the last episode is just kind of average, right? We called it number three. Hmm.

Xhafer

I can't check cuz it's actually in my old notebook. I've, I moved on to a new notebook. I managed to fill an entire notebook with notes

Laura

Ah, wonderful.

Xhafer

about, there's a handful of woodworking notes in there and some measurements of this house before I bought it so that I could plan my kitchen and stuff. But,

Laura

Well, I was gonna say we could auction it on eBay, but I guess I don't, we don't want people known about your kitchen

Xhafer

I, like, I keep all my notebooks. I've got a, I've got a couple of them over there.

Laura

Yeah. Someday when this podcast is famous, we'll just auction that

Xhafer

keeping my notebooks,

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

there's not even personal notes in them, but there's like d and d campaign notes and stuff. I like, I don't segment my notebooks thereby time, so I just have them all that way. Whatever's going on in my life.

Laura

Man, I, I like this one. I don't know if I'm ready to call it a four yet. Maybe we're making incremental improvements. Maybe this is a 3.5 for me. Yeah,

Xhafer

I,

Laura

what about

Xhafer

I'm gonna put this at a four five.

Laura

Oh, okay. It's a four five.

Xhafer

loved this episode 4.5. This is the perfect tons of shit happens episode of this series. And the reason this clicks and all of the other ones don't. The other is all tons of shit happens through the lens of plot. This one is all tons of shit happens through character driven.

Every single moment in this is a character driven moment of them dealing with the repercussions of their actions or choosing to act instead of things happening around them, which is usually what it feels like in this type of episode where it's just a ton of plot acceleration.

Laura

Mm-hmm.

Xhafer

Yep. Alon five. This is the shit. This is why I watched this show is episodes like this.

Laura

Yeah. I, I'd really enjoy the stuff with Kar, especially, you know, the, the, the one thing that's motivated him to give up his sanctuary is to go look for Mr. Garabaldi. And that is so important. I also love the way we keep flushing out, Carta.

Xhafer

Mm-hmm.

Laura

He's just bonkers by the way you looked up. One of our thugs,

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

in uh, imdb, I decided to look up the actor for Cart Taja. You wanna know what he's been up to?

Xhafer

Nothing.

Laura

He is a lawyer,

Xhafer

He's a lawyer. Good for him.

Laura

yeah. He gave up acting and went, went and uh, became a lawyer. His stage name was Worthham Kremer. Apparently Worthham is not his name. It was his first wife's maiden name.

Xhafer

Huh.

Laura

So he was going by Worthham Kremer and now he is Robert Kremer and he is an attorney.

Xhafer

Good for him.

Laura

I love it. I really hope that he brought all that car Taja energy into the courtroom sometimes. Like,

Xhafer

am super curious, but also hope I never find out.

Laura

I mean, obviously. He's, he is almost in his seventies now, so I don't know. Could be really fun. Could be like chaos in the courtroom. But yeah, he's great. I mean, this, this uh, stuff that's moving forward is great. I can't wait to see what we get in the next episode

Xhafer

Which is season four, episode three, the summoning

Laura

Ooh,

Xhafer

a mysterious spacecraft, heads towards Blon five as Ivanova and Marcus searched for more first ones to aid in the war. Blon five welcomes back. It's missing officers. The volans undertake a new fighting tactic.

Laura

interesting missing. They're, they're welcoming back. The missing officers,

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

plural.

Xhafer

Well, there's only two missing, so.

Laura

yeah, I think we're gonna get some resolution on both those plots. That is what I'm saying.

Xhafer

Well, I'm looking forward to that. But before we get there, gotta say thank you Jeremy Siegel for our lovely theme music and not accepting my friend request. We really love that you were able to put that together for us. We truly appreciate it. You can find more Jeremy's work at Jeremy Siegel 40 two.bandcamp.com, and also as nuclear jaguar on Spotify where Jeremy's competing in the album a month Challenge. And they're all great so far.

Laura

Yeah, rocking it and thank you to Angry Deck Time Machine on Instagram for our podcast artwork.

Xhafer

Thanks Aaron, for editing our podcast. We really appreciate all the time you put in to listen to us

Laura

Oh my gosh, yes.

Xhafer

And then thank you listener for listening to spending some time with us, listening to our show. We, we do appreciate that joining our Discord community, all of our friends there appreciate you. I know someone's gonna ask me about my two truths and a lie there. I may or may not say something. We'll see.

Laura

I definitely was sitting there in my mind going, okay, which one could it possibly be?

Xhafer

Yeah. Two of those are real stories.

Laura

Yeah,

Xhafer

They're stories

Laura

I feel like we need to, to sit and discuss those at the next Star Trek, Las Vegas.

Xhafer

That sounds like a plan. All right. Well thanks everyone. Have a good week and we'll see you next week. Internet.

Laura

right. Bye.

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