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S3E2 - Sheridan's Butt Sets It Off

Nov 23, 202258 minEp. 53
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Episode description

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Save us from loners and quiet guys! 90s TV tropes abound as the B5 crew races to uncover who is behind a series of deadly bombings in Babylon 5 Season 3 Episode 2, Convictions.

CW: Terrorism

Spoilers for The Batman(2022)

Transcript

Xhafer

Listener quick content warning for today's episode. Of Babylon five the episode deals with bombings and terrorist attacks. So, if that is something that is going to be difficult for you to listen to. No, that before the episode goes any further,

Laura

hello, and welcome to who are you? We're a Babylon five watch cast by a couple of friends who got to know each other and are continuing to get to know each other. Over one of their favorite shows from their childhood Babylon five. I'm Laura.

Xhafer

And I'm

Laura

And today I get to ask What do you want?

Xhafer

I love the strap too. I love them both. They're great.

Laura

Yes.

Xhafer

I stole the virtue of them. Cause I did not personally make them.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

But. Their virtue needs a

Laura

I mean, ideas were shared. Ideas were shared. Yes.

Xhafer

What do I want? This is something that I was just complaining about, and then we decided to record Um, so I know I've mentioned that I moved recently. On pot a number of times, and I redid my kitchen and all that stuff. Well, it turns out in the move. I lost exactly one box of stuff from my kitchen. I'm like, I can visualize the amount of stuff that I have, and it's perfectly sized for one box of what I'm missing.

Laura

So you left this box in the house that you sold.

Xhafer

Presumably.

Laura

that's tragic. You know, the new owners, like Ooh, free stuff.

Xhafer

For sure. And I can't even like get super mad. It would have been the only thing left in the upstairs of the house. There were a handful of things I left downstairs. Like air filters that fit the furnace.

Laura

That's just nice. Yeah. Yeah.

Xhafer

Yeah. You know, I left a couple rolls of toilet paper in each of the bathrooms for when, when he moved

Laura

Also very kind.

Xhafer

Well, I've moved into a house before and had people help me do it and found that there was not toilet paper there for them. So I made sure to do that now in of Because I did that. I did not have toilet paper here when I moved. So when people helped me move, we had to run out and get some that's neither here nor there. So I did leave a couple of things in the house. So he might've thought, like he hasn't said anything to me. I've talked to the person who's bought my house maybe three times since.

The transaction as occurred. Mostly like, Hey, I got a package coming on accident kind of stuff.

Laura

Yeah. We've all done

Xhafer

Um, And he's a good guy. Like it's always been very amicable the conversations, but he's never brought up this box of cool stuff ever. I have no idea where it ended up, but I'm not going to get accusatory about it. I'm just going to take the L but. Yeah. So I'm missing this box of stuff from my kitchen. I've replaced about a third of it at this point. And I'm about to replace a whole nother chunk of it. In like a week, but that's a whole other story, which is also related to me moving.

So it's all just kitchen stuff. I've mentioned baking on pot. A couple of times I like lost my bag at trays. My birthday was a couple months ago. My mom got me new ones for my birthday. So I've been making baguettes again. But I was missing, like all my baking trays. I was missing my cupcake tray, which is incredibly important to the operation of my kitchen. Despite and having never once been in my oven. I am the guy who saves all of his scraps when he's cooking and make stock once a week.

Laura

Oh, so you freeze it in the little cupcake shaped? Yeah.

Xhafer

I've got a little silicone one where I can pop them out when they're frozen, real easy. And I freeze them in that tray. And then I vacuum seal them.

Laura

Oh,

Xhafer

The other thing that was in this box was my vacuum sealer and my severe.

Laura

Oh, that's terrible.

Xhafer

So I haven't been able to vacuum seal anything. Send the. Four months I've lived here already. That can't be right. June. Oh my God. Anyways. Maybe it was July. I'd have to go find paperwork regardless of. I haven't been able to. Yeah. I've like made stock like three times because I'm not able to keep it properly. So it's just in Mason jars in my fridge, and I have to force myself to use it all in the same week. Instead of having a like back stock of stock.

Laura

That's terribly inconvenient.

Xhafer

Yeah, but it's all about to work itself out. When I moved my former cable company charged me like $300 for all of the equipment in the house.

Laura

Ah

Xhafer

and they finally, finally, finally they've had it for, I don't even know how long process to the return.

Laura

Ah, it

Xhafer

it was like just in an office that they don't man, like when I dropped it off, it was like, just slide it through here. No box, no labeling, no nothing. We'll get it from the address. And I looked in there and it was just piles of cable modems and routers and stuff in there. And I'm just like, oh my God, this is

Laura

You have that labor? Market's a real, real, terrible bitch right now.

Xhafer

So they're not exactly known for their excellent service in the first place. Although I did offer one of their phone technicians. Uh, Job once he did, he did real good.

Laura

Anyways.

Xhafer

I have a refund coming to me, which is going to be almost exactly the cost of everything on my Amazon wishlist to replace a four mentioned box.

Laura

Oh, very nice.

Xhafer

it's within like $20.

Laura

I'm sure you have 20 bucks sitting around.

Xhafer

Oh, the other way. It's, I'm getting 20 more dollars for my

Laura

find yourself 20 more dollars of kitchen gadget on Amazon. And you're good.

Xhafer

I don't. I don't like kitchen cabinets. I, if I have something that does the job, I'm not going to buy another tool that does

Laura

Yeah, that's

Xhafer

There are.

Laura

too.

Xhafer

Yeah. And I mean, I've got like, I mean, I designed my own kitchen and then built my own kitchen. So one of the things that I purposely designed is a cabinet. That's 30 inches wide. That has six drawers in it and they're all five inches deep.

Laura

Nice.

Xhafer

So it's just open it, see everything, go to the next one, open it, see everything that is all of my cooking supplies and stuff one is just measuring cups, all laid out. One is, you know, like stuff to store things, stuff to mash stuff, you know, like my immersion, blender, all that stuff is in And it's purposefully designed to be very easy to just kind of open one up. See absolutely everything that's in there and then close it.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

I don't want to overflow any of these

Laura

For sure, for sure.

Xhafer

I designed my kitchen for the things that I have or the things that I knew I'd be getting. Cause I did. Uh, By a handful of things. When I moved, it's like a new kitchen.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

Yeah, well, it's like, okay, I have all these Mason jars and I've got this like haphazard collection of lids that some of them work, some of them don't. So, okay. I'll spend $10 on a set of matching lids that are tight seal for the set of Mason jars or 20 bucks or whatever it was, you know, just to like kind of uniform things up a So.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

So that's what I want my stuff. My stuff back.

Laura

Well, I hope you get your stuff back soon.

Xhafer

Thank you.

Laura

And.

Xhafer

There's no good segue.

Laura

Um, I'm

Xhafer

the, that episode? No, this episode is super tragic. There's no good segway for me, complaining about missing a box of stuff from my kitchen that works. Or at least that's tasteful, we might be able to find one, but I'm not interested in it.

Laura

Yeah, This episode is a bit heavy.

Xhafer

There's a couple of things about this episode. I'm going to throw out there now.

Laura

Let's hear it.

Xhafer

And I don't know how you will feel about them. I kind of mentioned this to you at the end of the last recording. Because this probably means a lot more for you than it does for me. But this episode was written in the aftermath of the Oklahoma city

Laura

Yeah. That's a timetable that I hadn't put together either. Like, because I was a child when the bombing happened. Right. And I didn't actually

Xhafer

Well, we both were, but oh, were you not actually in Oklahoma city then?

Laura

No, no. I lived in the Eastern part of the state at that time. So I lived. Back in the Cherokee And. You know, I knew that we had friends that lived in Oklahoma city. And I was of a small enough age that it was like, You hear there's a bombing in Oklahoma city and you don't really have a grasp of how big the place is or what happened. And so, you know, I remember, you know, asking mommy is your. Your friend. Okay. And she just kinda chuckled in this, like, you Yes, she's fine.

It's a very big place, you know? You don't

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

really understand, but yeah. I wasn't close to it. Right. But. Oklahoma's not a big place. In geographically big. Right. But we're not a super populous state. And uh, It's always been something that. Has been there, you know, for us in our. Or ethos, and we still have the Oklahoma city Memorial marathon every year that we run from different parts of the city. And I think it usually ends at the And I think that everybody who comes to Oklahoma city should go see that Memorial. It's beautiful.

It makes you cry. People still leave stuff. At the fence around the Memorial, you know that when. The building blew up and. They left toys for the kids that were in the daycare. And. It's a really. Spiritual place, you know, I know not everybody who listens to our podcast feels. Religious or anything, but. It's one of those places that you feel something about humanity when you're there, even if you don't feel things about. Beings that are. Outside of us.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

And, you know, I, I still, like, if, if friends come I'm like, well, we need Go see it. You know, stay into that ground and. See the chairs. That's one of the big things is that there's a chair for every person. That died.

Xhafer

The.

Laura

a stone chair, metal

Xhafer

Yeah, that's.

Laura

And the ones for the children are smaller. So, you know who they were. But, you know, there's still people around the city that Cohen speak at things. That were there. I saw one. And an event last year and she had been a bank employee, cause there was a, a credit union. You know, in the building. Cause it was a federal building. Right. So she was at the credit union and she talked about. Being like trapped under a refrigerator and how. You know how the whole thing changed her life.

And you're just

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

next to this person that. Or you're sitting, watching this person that. Has been touched by something you can't fathom. and creators like J Michael Minsky and. Others at the time, because there were lots of. You know, terrorist Storylines that came out, trying to imagine this in our shows in the nineties.

Xhafer

Yeah. I mean, we had Waco maybe a year or two before

Laura

Yeah. And I think it was, you know, I I've read a lot about it, but it's following, like the logic is

Xhafer

There was the world trade center bombing, which is another thing that's kind of been lost to history.

Laura

But it was an

Xhafer

for

Laura

this. Yeah. It was a, you know, we, we. Phillip. Vehicle with explosives and they pulled it under the parking garage At um, the world trade center too, but they didn't have enough. So it wasn't really like a big. Thing. But. There was a lot that happened around this time that I didn't really put it together. As a child that like, You know, these creators were reacting to this too. And obviously they're. We're a lot of nine 11 stories after nine 11, it was a much bigger thing, but.

Know, we already

Xhafer

And there's also like there's a bit of disconnect on the timing too. Like. You know, if he wrote this episode or had the idea for this episode. And the aftermath of the Oklahoma city bombing. Then it might not have been filmed for another four to six months and it might not have aired for another four months after that. You know, it could have been a whole year, some. In the Genesis there. Where it fell and this episode was filmed.

The week that the unit bombers manifesto was published in, I want to say the Washington post.

Laura

that was a big deal.

Xhafer

Yeah. Cool. The humor Unabomber was active for like a decade or something, right? Like it was a while the Unabomber was doing stuff for a long time, but until the manifesto, it was just like, sometimes these random people got mailed bumps. I don't. I mean, the FBI might've been aware. It was one person. I would Uh, at some point they caught on. I don't know anything about that.

I'm not going to guess, but until the manifesto and it like became public knowledge that like someone took credit for all of these things. It kind of picked up a lot.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah, so.

Xhafer

All of that happens to.

Laura

There's a definite. Type. Of person that our antagonist is um,

Xhafer

Yeah, I've got some feelings there.

Laura

You want to. Save it for For

Xhafer

Oh, yeah, no. Would it surprise you to know that I've got a half page political rant? In my notes.

Laura

I'm I'm. Yeah. I listener, you can probably tell I'm still a little like froggy from my recent cold. And if JFF. The fair wants to rant. I'm just sledding. I'm going to take a breather and have some water. So.

Xhafer

I appreciate

Laura

Yeah, well, let's get into it. We talked enough about the historical context. I think.

Xhafer

All right. Well, we open on a space TSA. Where some. Trasy monks are coming to Babylon five because of the cash sighting.

Laura

Yeah. Garibaldi and Zack are there and they do their characteristic. And sensitive human white guy. Thing and.

Xhafer

I think last time this happened, I described it as two white guys talking about black history month.

Laura

Yeah, you did. You did.

Xhafer

It's what it feels

Laura

It does, especially when they, the drowsy specifically mentioned the name of the God that there.

Xhafer

They keep saying it wrong. It on purpose. I'm assuming on purpose at a certain point.

Laura

A certain point, ignorance becomes Indistinguishable for malice, right?

Xhafer

Yeah, well, I mean, asked me how many times I've corrected some of coworkers on how to pronounce my name.

Laura

Yes. I think we've all worked with that one guy who refuses to. Get ethnic names, right. Even though he's been actually corrected.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

Specifically.

Xhafer

Anyways, They poke Zack. Zack gets them to poke a potted plant. It's weird. And not. If this episode we're any less serious. I'd probably be really mad about this

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

But given the drowsy to poke a plant because they feel it's wholly. Given the weight of everything that's pending.

Laura

Yeah, this is an attempt at levity, right?

Xhafer

Yeah. You're trying to do something while you still can. Because once this starts there's no, there's no breaks for comedy.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah.

Xhafer

No B plot that's.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah, we get Sort of like a bee moment, but then it, it works back into the pot. But so Garibaldi goes and runs into Ivanova and she tells him that they've had some anonymous messages come into CNC in the last few hours that say chaos is four hours away, three hours away, whatever. Uh, Why are we just telling Garibaldi now? This is probably the most. Unbelievable part of this episode for me, based on what

Xhafer

that Ivanova, wouldn't say something sooner.

Laura

Yeah. Like what we

Xhafer

Well, Garibaldi doesn't take us seriously. So maybe that's why maybe she knew he was just going to be, oh, well, I'll take it seriously when they blow something up. absurd.

Laura

I'll get to that, you know, after lunch, whatever.

Xhafer

Yeah. I mean, not to continue being super heavy, but it's going to be a super heavy episode. I mean. I think we are of the age. Where we remember the distinction of school. Before. Bomb drills and stuff and school after.

Laura

Yeah, Columbine was another big thing in our childhoods. Wasn't it?

Xhafer

Yeah. I mean, I was in, I want to say seventh or eighth grade.

Laura

Yeah, that seems

Xhafer

You know,

Laura

school seems right to me.

Xhafer

Yeah. So, I mean, I've got like clear memories of school before and after.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

they are quite. That is. That is a break there. There's delimination.

Laura

And that is an active problem. In today's society, as you know, recent two thousands. 2022 history. Like, can you imagine if somebody called a school today and said chaos is four hours away? Like, like

Xhafer

Rightfully. So the school has every reason to freak the fuck out at

Laura

Yeah, the whole police department knows Really. You know of this, but the Garibaldi. All these just like men. And Ivana was like, male, sit, Wait till we get another call. Yeah, that's the only part I'm like, nah, not enough homeys. Anyway.

Xhafer

Cut to down below where a lurker crawls into a giant trap box.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

It's like a giant Coon trap or something. like this is the worst sauce equal.

Laura

Mouse trap down below edition. Yeah. And of course this big old crate. Explodes. Yeah.

Xhafer

And then uh, we go to theme when we come back. Brother Theo, who is a reoccurring character. For a handful of episodes in the near future.

Laura

Yeah, we meet him for the first time. Did you note, did you, did you notice this actor.

Xhafer

This actor is right.

Laura

No, he's through original drawl. There were two actors for draw. I didn't notice this, but my husband did.

Xhafer

Okay.

Laura

said, I thought the other draw seemed different. Can you look this guy up?

Xhafer

I think I misread it on I MDB and saw he was just a drowsy and just moved on with my life. But no draw. I misread that.

Laura

Yeah, Louis Tareen or Taran I'm. I'm not sure how you say it. Was apparently. Supposed to reprise draw, but he had some sort of medical thing where he couldn't do it. And so. They got a different actor and promised him that he would come back as something and they made him brother. Theo. So. Yeah, I think that's really nice. Very

Xhafer

He, yeah, he gives me real big. Andrew Scott. In Sherlock vibes, he's a Moriarty in the reboot.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

not the reboot, but in the Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock.

Laura

Sure. Yeah.

Xhafer

it a reboot. It's not really.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

Accurate or apt. Regardless. Yeah.

Laura

So, yeah, there, there are a bunch of monks and they've come to stay on the station. I find them delightful. Especially that they're wearing, you know, traditional monk clothes, like you would think.

Xhafer

This is a fun storyline. And we get. A really good guest spot. In, I think it's two or three episodes through, through these monks. Which I'm really looking forward to that episode.

Laura

Yeah, it's not far.

Xhafer

Yeah. It's it's soon. But We get Renova talks with the, a what they're there to do. And they're like, we want to learn about alien religions. You know we're firm believers in one. True And why would one true God only show themselves to humanity. That doesn't make sense. So we want to learn more about alien religions in order to better understand and know our God.

Laura

Yeah,

Xhafer

Cool. Big thumbs up from this guy. That's a cool concept and totally makes sense to me.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

I would hope that's how people respond instead of with xenophobia.

Laura

Yeah. Well, But that's what we want. Right. But. There, there's a couple of science fiction novels, and one of them's name is escaping me, but I like to just call them Jesuits in space. Cause Uh, They do. Feature prominently the Jesuit order. Of the Catholic church and they're

Xhafer

You talking about the bene Jesuits. You think a dune or is this something

Laura

No, I'm talking about the, the actual Jesuits there's Sparrow is one of them that has the Jesuits in it. And I haven't read Sparrow. There was another one that was older. I'll post it. The discord, when I remember it. It's very much this philosophy that they're going out there because. They believe that God must've shown himself to other races and they want to know how, and they want to know what that is. So. intellectually curious, which you like to, to hear from any group of people. So.

Xhafer

For sure. No, this is super cool. Big they're like, this is what would have taken centuries to collect on earth will take decades here at Babylon five. You know, and that makes sense too, because all the traveling Ivana was like, you're not going to be like going door to door and they're like, no people will come to us. And we plan on earning our, keep on the station. I made sure to only bring monks who are. Geneticists and welders. And engine structural engineers and stuff.

And it's just Like he rattles off all this stuff. Yeah.

Laura

Yeah, I very well thought. A-plus brother Theo.

Xhafer

Uh, We get a little bit before this with Garibaldi and Franklin going through the wreckage, looking for survivors and we come back to it after this. And at the bombing site Shang song finds evidence of

Laura

Is that who this is.

Xhafer

Yeah, he's he's the bad guy in mortal combat.

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

This is uh, Kari Harry Yuki to gala. And this is a very famous actor. He's done a ton of stuff. Especially a lot of TV in the nineties. And early two thousands. Thus giving us that Shang song was in a crossover episode of Sabrina, the teenage witch meme that made it rounds for a minute.

Laura

Okay. Okay.

Xhafer

Which is not what happens in that episode to be absolutely clear if you saw that And you're like, oh, that's crazy. Not what happens in that episode. Sorry to shit. And your cereal. Okay. Enough about that. We see linear at space TSA.

Laura

yes, this is another levity moment.

Xhafer

Obnoxious guy is back. Uh, That is the name of his character obnoxious

Laura

Yeah. I noticed that in the I M D B.

Xhafer

This is the guy who was suing the. Gray aliens.

Laura

that's

Xhafer

season one.

Laura

Yes for kidnapping his great, great, great grandfather or something.

Xhafer

Yeah, actually, this is John Flynn. Who is director of photography and cinematography on 102 of 110 of Babylon fives episodes. He, he was director of cinematography for more episodes than JMS wrote.

Laura

dang.

Xhafer

And that's probably the only credit that can be attributed besides actors and possibly the composer to that many episodes. You also did most of the TV, movies and stuff. So this is a fun little thing for him

Laura

He's loving it.

Xhafer

He's eating it linear, straight up lies to get rid of this guy,

Laura

Yeah. What about that? Linear? I thought Bari could only lie to save face of another. Who is he saving face of here?

Xhafer

No one, which is why he says he'll do penance for lying later.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure he will too.

Xhafer

Yeah, well, he does this episode to be perfectly honest.

Laura

Oh true. Yeah. Oh, it's karma. No, no, it's not. That's not how this works. Yeah. He tells this guy that he has a fatal disease and gets him to leave. And he's there. He's in space TSA to meet Dylan. He's not leaving. He's not going

Xhafer

Yeah. Yeah. DLN arrives, Londo right behind from another cruiser coming in. Londa was not on them in Bari Homeworld or something. They, they make a point of giving us a throwaway line of dialogue that a Centauri cruiser was docked at the same time as them embark cruiser and a little bit. But yeah, another bomb goes off and Dylan gets out of the way and then linear saves Lambda's life.

Laura

Yeah, he. He like pushes him through the door. But can't make it through the door himself in time. And we see this like plexiglass pressure door close and we see linear. Like. His

Xhafer

Straight up Rapha con. Yeah.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah. And he gets stuck in the ensuing explosion and we dramatically cut to commercial.

Xhafer

Now, because this episode was not heavy enough. I'm going to add a whole layer right now. And I'm going to guess, unless you read production notes. You don't know this about this episode. This is something I definitely learned about this episode. This time I had no idea. From this moment. Until when Lynn near wakes up, bill mommy is not in this episode.

Laura

Whoa. No

Xhafer

Ah, Wait. this is a very sad story. It's a dummy.

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

And if, as soon as I say it, you like, if you go back and look at a couple of clips, he's never breathing. He's not linear sized at all. It's just, the head is perfect.

Laura

Oh, wow. Okay.

Xhafer

So bill mummy's father passed away shortly before the filming of this episode.

Laura

Oh, that is

Xhafer

He, he didn't miss this episode because of a funeral that had already happened. But his dad was sick for a long time. He was spending a lot of time visiting him in the hospital, which is why. Lanier light. First episode, and then also like the season break and stuff. The timing worked out, I guess, for him to not be missing a bunch. But he had spent a ton of time at his father's bedside as he was slowly dying over months. And so when this role part of the role came up, he refused.

Laura

Oh,

Xhafer

like, this is too difficult for me, from what I've been through recently. I can not do this. I am incapable of portraying the character. In this comatose state. It is emotionally too much for me at the moment. And everyone understood. And so the makeup guy was all like, I gotcha. We're going to do a face cast. And I'll make a mold and we'll put it on a dummy and no one will ever know. I promise no one will ever know.

Laura

I mean, I didn't.

Xhafer

You can't tell. That it's so good. The, the makeup job on that face is so, I mean, they had all his normal prosthetics and stuff to put on the dummy. Right. So you just make a face mask of him to put the prosthetics on you, throw it on a dummy. And like, if you watch go back and look, the dummy's like in this weird position, it's shoulders are massive.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah, but

Xhafer

it net.

Laura

off as like he's.

Xhafer

Never moving. He swollen from the explosion or something. Yeah. But yeah, there's no breathing. The dummy never

Laura

And don't, they have one of those like arch thingies over him a little bit that might be obscuring. The fact, you know, that your brain is not reading The chest is moving. Yeah.

Xhafer

Yeah. Yeah. They kind of cover them up a bit. But I've wrote 29 40. As a good spot to see it. 29 40 left of the episode. If you want to scrub to that. And hit play and watch like 10 seconds. You will see it's, it's clear as day as soon as you know, when you look at the spot.

Laura

Okay. I'll have to go back and do that.

Xhafer

Yeah, so that, that blew my fucking mind. Because I had read all of that. My. My process involves reading everything I can about an episode. For the notes before I watch it. So that way, when we hit the point, I can make my timely comments about my research. so I. It, it works out well for me. If anyone else wants to talk shop at any point, get on our discord. Um, But that's how I do it. So I knew the entire time that was a dummy.

And I still was like finding ways to like looking from breathing or something, just trying to convince myself that that was actually a Dubby. That's how good the makeup job was.

Laura

Yeah, was very good. They did great.

Xhafer

We cut two senior staff discussing the situation.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah.

Xhafer

And fuck, this is depressingly relatable. Just talking about like, Hey, we don't want to Institute panic, but we also need to lock down and try to shut his down traffic in public areas to prevent. mass casualties and it's just like, oh God.

Laura

You know, no groups larger than. Two or three. Uh, so that there's no target. the, this explosive was. Commercially available. It's something you can just buy. Hmm. Where we heard that.

Xhafer

Yeah, you can't regulate it.

Laura

but there is some sort of tracking and this one, like we, we can know which company made it or where, where it came from. Like what what system.

Xhafer

Yeah, they pay some lip service to the molecular structure of the explosive itself. Having a signature that would be left behind that would allow them to trace it. Not only to the company that manufactured it, but the transaction.

Laura

That's

Xhafer

That's fucking cool. That is 100% in the realm of technology we could have. In the near future. And is that's. That's fucking smart.

Laura

Yeah. I mean, this is why like, All guns have serial numbers and stuff, right? Like.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

They've identified. This can We used as an explosive And we have a way to sort of mitigate. That been, make it trackable. We've got some dead people. We've got some injured people. messages we got, you know, the, the little Unibomber notes or whatever, who was it? That sent notes? Was it the Unabomber?

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

A lot of people who do these things send notes. Let's be

Xhafer

A lot of people who do these things are just desperate for attention.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah.

Xhafer

Yeah, we get a little bit of a Dzhokhar blaming the Suntory, the Suntory blaming the

Laura

Yeah, this Just, I mean, it's very relatable, right? People politicizing a. Tragedy. In their own ways. It's obviously a stretch, like both of them. But they both do it anyway.

Xhafer

So Sharon and brings up the point though, like you said, the bombers message. They have to figure out what the bomber wants, what the bomber is trying to convey the bombers manifesto in order to determine. Who the bomber is.

Laura

Right, right. We have to understand. What they are getting at in order to narrow down our search. I've what kinds of people could this be? Dylan goes and checks on linear.

Xhafer

And so does Alondo.

Laura

Yes.

Xhafer

Londo visits, linear. And he has heard that talking to people who are in unconscious state can aid in their recovery.

Laura

No one better for the job.

Xhafer

Exactly. He knows that this is his calling now.

Laura

This is his moment.

Xhafer

He does that and mad scramble of words. That one will find themselves saying at a hospital bed. I don't know if you've had this experience. Either you personally, Laura or listener very clearly. I wouldn't know that. But this is at least in my experience with this. Exactly what happens.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

This is, this was relatable to the point where I had to pause Babylon five and I was getting teared up and just like. I can only imagine. Bill mummy. Reading the scene.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

And knowing, and. Having to say no at this point.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you think about it and you're like, well, what's bill mommy. Gotta do. He's just got to lay there, but it's like, Yeah, he's just got to lay there. he's hearing this outpouring from a very talented actor.

Xhafer

Oh, yeah. Peter drastic nails. This. Oh,

Laura

Yeah. And not have any emotions. Or look on his face or cry. Like. If you've been through the things that Bill's been through, I could see that being very hard. So. Good on him. He's a very logical person.

Xhafer

Yeah. To know, to not put himself through that. And for them to find and for the show to find a way around it and still tell the story that they needed to tell. That was. A plus all around production crew.

Laura

Yeah, I think. The story of Babylon five. Behind the scenes. Seems to have a lot of compassion for. Everyone involved.

Xhafer

Yes,

Laura

had a lot of compassion. This crew has a lot of compassion.

Xhafer

Yeah, whenever you listen to stuff, everyone always talks about it that way. Which is why the season five contract betrayal cuts so deep. But we'll talk about that in like three years listener. Like what. Whenever we get to season five, episode one. I'll talk about what happened there. If you were not anyways. Garibaldi Sheridan. Ivanova discussed the bombings. Uh, The bomb scene primitive. The bomber had previously. Struck on Proxima three.

They track the same set of explosives to bombings that were

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

And so they decided that they needed to go through the aftermath footage to check for a common face. And Yvanova's like, I think I have someone who can help with this.

Laura

Yeah, I care about all these freaking out because the AI can not do it.

Xhafer

So funny story. Well, I mean, we have AI now that could totally do that.

Laura

Yeah, I

Xhafer

Um,

Laura

so.

Xhafer

Yeah. I actually just programmed in AI for work this last week. Well, it's a neural net. We use the term AI. These things are not intelligent. Right. They don't have sentience it's. Now, when you, when you think of AI, we're not talking about scifi AI, we're talking about. Something that can learn.

Laura

Yeah, like the current use of the word, not SciFest. You guys

Xhafer

Yes. Yeah, I F. I built a thing at work and I just, I rolled it out this morning, actually. That goes through every active service ticket in our system and finds people who were upset.

Laura

Oh, God, I hope that our software company doesn't have that cause. I'm going to show up a lot. Okay. I'll I'll reshare Think about my tone next time.

Xhafer

I don't know that anyone is doing anything with this thing that I'm

Laura

but it's good to know. Isn't

Xhafer

Yeah, it exists. Like I did it. I built it over the last couple of weeks and rolled it out and. Like that's where we're at. So I got to imagine. Short of some. But Larry and jihad in Babylon fives history. Where humanity takes a step back from. Artificial intelligence in some regard. Which is that in the, I think they actually don't. They reference it in the book from book club.

Laura

Reference.

Xhafer

about robots. In there. I think there was like a lip service line to like robots gaining sentience and they killed them all. There was a thing wasn't there. Oh God, I'm gonna have to research this later. It was like a throwaway line in the first couple of chapters. I'll have to dig into that. Ivanova gets the monks to go over all the footage. And Glendo and checar then get trapped in the worst pitch for an Aerosmith music video. Ever made. Look, there's not a lot of room for jokes here.

And if we're going to do trapped in an elevator jokes, I'm going for Aerosmith.

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

And that not because I like them. For the exact opposite reason of that.

Laura

This is a good premise and a good whole. This is where I said there was kind of a B story. And to me, the kind of a B story was Londo and him talking to And then, well, He had to go run an errand and woopsie.

Xhafer

So when I was doing my notes for this episode Beth and my friend Janie came in towards the last, like three or four minutes of the episode. And so I had to like explain. Like, they just saw the very end of how. Of Londo in Chicago getting saved.

Laura

Oh, yeah. So they're like laying in this thing and.

Xhafer

And Londa was laughing in Jakarta cursing. And I had to explain the two of them. Like they had never encountered these characters before. This, Jamie's never watched the show. And so I was just like, I just, and I just spouted out and they're just like, oh, oh, the shows, the shows. It's like, yes.

Laura

Yeah, it's, it's a little dark, like, you know So, how it gets set up is, is Dzhokhar. Isn't. The elevator Hondo is about to get on and he's like, no, I'll wait for the next one. And then he sees like a ball of fire coming down the hallway.

Xhafer

This was a practical effect.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

How they did the shop. Is they rigged one of their hallways standing. Put the camera at the end of the hallway at like the top of the hallway. And then rigged the fireball to shoot up.

Laura

Oh, okay.

Xhafer

And then they green screened. Peter drastic in.

Laura

And to it. Okay. Yeah. And he's making his choice. He's like there's The angry NARKN in here, but there is a ball of fire over here. And I guess I have to get in the elevator with the angry Nard.

Xhafer

Yep. He gets in. There's wreckage. They're trapped. And checar is just pleased as punch. This is his ideal situation. He's so happy because he can't kill Londo. He knows what will happen. If he kills Londo, he wants to kill Londo more than anything. And he can't. But he can watch Londo die through inaction.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

And that's exactly his plan. He, he, if he, he can't kill him, but he can definitely not save him.

Laura

There's some fantastic acting throughout this whole thing from Andrea's just like.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

We're skipping ahead a bit, but we'll get back to the other parts that the other things that are happening right now, because it's all, it's a very simultaneous pot at And, you know, Wando is trying to. Call for help. Edgy cars just in the background. MI. just like. So good.

Xhafer

It's So good. This. I mean, it's been like this for a while, but these two actors are so. Cemented in these characters, like. This is just the proof in the pudding of their chemistry as a pair.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

And it's so This whole, this episode is made. Watchable. I feel like by modern standards because of the acting.

Laura

Yes.

Xhafer

And it's just, it's so good in this. We skipped around a bunch. Uh, The monks find our dangerous loner. The N the 90 stereotype. Uh, and the reason the new Batman movie was too fucking real. Have you seen the new Batman?

Laura

seen the new Batman movie.

Xhafer

Spoilers.

Laura

I don't

Xhafer

I guess. Okay.

Laura

I'm not big on the superhero universe. Sorry.

Xhafer

It's it's great. It's three hours. And it's a straight up detective

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

it is, it is not a superhero film. Nobody in the movie has super powers.

Laura

Okay. Okay.

Xhafer

Of Annie variety. Except maybe Andy circus. And that's just because he's an excellent actor. Yeah. So, the general plot is the regulars running around town and executing people. And. It's very like lone crazy gunman, terrorist, plotty kind of

Laura

Sure.

Xhafer

And it comes to light that he's basically a Q and honor.

Laura

Awkward.

Xhafer

they, they do not pull punches. They don't call it queue.

Laura

Right.

Xhafer

But they don't pull punches. He's caught up in conspiracy theories and it's completely delusional. And he has a whole online message board. And he's like on this, like not Twitter, probably like it's. It's probably supposed to be parlor. To be perfectly

Laura

Yeah. Yeah.

Xhafer

And he gets all of these people who also buy into the conspiracy theories to help them

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

you'll take, you spend the whole movie thinking it's this one, dude. And then in like the final, like main thing. There's like hundreds of people wearing these masks, doing the crazy shit. And it's like, this is how you get henchman. This is actually how you get henchman. And it just, yeah, no, that face or making. Yeah, exactly.

Laura

Yeah, It's too real. It's too real there. Babylon five guide. Doesn't have this much pull. He is. Much more loaner. He's not got a message board thing. Jesus.

Xhafer

Yeah, for sure. But Gear Baldy and crew go for the bomber who has booby traps, the halls. Uh, It gets shared into come and talk to him.

Laura

We get a nice, funny moment again. We're Garibaldi is like trying to get shared and to go ahead and go in with a bug, even though they've just been told. Do not Anybody with an active link or a bug?

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

And Sheridan uncreatively starts to stick his link in his shirt. And they give each other a look and he sticks it in his, I know he sticks it in his pants, but I could not stop telling my husband that he stuck it in his butt. Just every moment. I was like, it's it is, but.

Xhafer

Dennis, but right now,

Laura

Which makes it even funnier when he sits on

Xhafer

Right.

Laura

Okay. I'm not adult guys. I'm really sorry, listeners.

Xhafer

It has to be on your skin to work. Right. I always got the

Laura

it in a butt cheek. Like.

Xhafer

Yeah. I always got the impression that they're like powered by your body.

Laura

Oh, like they're getting some kind of electrical current off of you.

Xhafer

Yeah, Yeah, either that, or they're running off like the heat and converting it to electricity or something like there's a couple of ways you could do it. Future tech, whatever. But it always seemed to me like they don't work when they're not on a person. I don't even ever even know if that's true. I don't, there's probably examples where that's not the case. Where someone's got theirs on their nightstand and it goes off or something.

But in my brain, as a child watching the show, that was always my impression of this technology.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, it could be like your, It's got a little battery in there. You know, if it stays charged, it could go off on your nightstand for a little bit.

Xhafer

Had Canon accepted.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

What's not accepted.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

Is this loaners views on society.

Laura

Oh, no.

Xhafer

He's super pissed that he paid off his student loans and then they got forgiven.

Laura

Yeah, he's got big, like modern women have ruined society vibes. Because his, his wife left him. He makes sure to mention that.

Xhafer

Oh yeah. No fuck this guy. 100%. Fuck this Unequivocally fuck the sky. Fuck fuck people who think like this guy. This is not rational or sane. In any regard. The world does not revolve around you. We live in a fucking society.

Laura

Yeah. You know, if

Xhafer

of my rant was built around the student loans. Joe can, we've just lost the thread. Oh, no, you're fine. You're fine. No, it's good. I don't, they don't, they don't need that for me. Audience, you don't. You know, you don't need me to tell you that if you're upset, you paid off your student loans. And didn't get any forgiven that you could go fuck yourself.

Laura

But, Hey listener, if you haven't gone in, if you have student loans and you haven't gone and filled out that thing and you're eligible, go fill out the thing.

Xhafer

Go fill out the thing. And also listener, if you were unaware, I don't know why I'm the one telling you this. But you can get a refund for any loans that you paid off since March of 2020.

Laura

I

Xhafer

You can get that refunded and then forgiven I've yeah. Yeah, you did it. I have enough because you did it. I sat my best friend down and made him do it. Yeah, no, like I had no idea it was a thing. And we talked about it. This is a real thing. Listener. You can do this. You can call your student loan company, get up to $10,000 or whatever back refunded to you, and then get that forgiven. You just gotta do it soon.

Laura

Yes.

Xhafer

Your time is running out by the time this airs. You're counting down days. So get to it.

Laura

And you know what it's really, it's not as intimidating as it sounds like.

Xhafer

No. I mean, I sat with, like I said, I sat my best friend down here. He Under 20 minutes.

Laura

Yeah, do the

Xhafer

And that involved multiple phone calls. Yeah, do the thing a hundred percent. Get your money.

Laura

We're You know, I was thinking about what you said about Riddler and the henchmen and stuff. I'm hoping that all stays in. Cause I'm about to say this guy. Is definitely not a Riddler. Right. He's one of these henchmen he's been reading the message boards.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

And is doing a crazy thing now, but he is no mastermind.

Xhafer

No. He's the guy who was on parlor, getting upset about stuff in his workplace. Not the guy on four Chan, figuring out how to best message this to brainwash people.

Laura

Yes. Yes. This is the Guy who has absorbed a lot of messaging and is acting on it. He is not inventing his own stuff. He is not original enough for that. He gives us a lot, a lot of rant. And. Oddly enough, he doesn't even seem to meet a connect like. They could have gone after a thing of like, these aliens are ruining. Our society or something. And so I'm attacking alien sees just randomly. Attacking Babylon five.

Xhafer

Aye. I have to wonder if you don't do that on purpose.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

Knowing that, I mean, there's the growing xenophobia is a constant plot point in the background of the show.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah.

Xhafer

So for this person to. I have to imagine in the nineties. Before. Everything that hasn't happened yet happens. And before this country changes in the way that it's going to.

Laura

All right.

Xhafer

That you don't do that because you don't think people will be able to take the xenophobia putts seriously afterwards.

Laura

Yeah, you're what you're thinking. Maybe if I, if I'm doing this and making this part of that, that I'm beating a dead horse or. I'm.

Xhafer

Well, I think you. I think you take a look at this character. Through not a modern lens. This, this dangerous loaner dude. And he's exactly that like in the seasoned guide. You know the joke, it's all like, oh, this actor did such a good job. We thought he might've actually been the Unabomber. You know,

Laura

That's a flattering thing to say.

Xhafer

You don't well, they it's just, it shows culturally how not seriously. This kind of stuff was taken at the

Laura

Right

Xhafer

because we don't have 25, 30 years of fucking copy cats conducting these kinds of domestic terrorism attacks. Like we have now.

Laura

Yeah. Like dangerous loners every other week. Yeah.

Xhafer

Every day. It's crazy. So I think you don't tie in that plot point. To save it. To, to let it be taken more seriously

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

for the audience at the time. I think, I think

Laura

with.

Xhafer

This guy is Nightwatch.

Laura

Yeah. This guy A little, little more serious. Yeah.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

Totally. Okay. So in his ranting, he does mention that. If. his demands aren't met

Xhafer

Yeah, he's got a dead man switch tied to some bomb. That's going to blow up the entire station somehow.

Laura

And his demands are basically just, I want a plane to Cuba or whatever. If they're not met the station's going to go up in an explosion as bright as the sun. So that gives them some clues.

Xhafer

Yeah, sons are fusion powered. We have a fusion reactor. Whoa.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

So they get in there and they find the bomb. Welded onto the fusion reactor.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

And they start getting it out in space just in time for a nineties, fistfight to break out.

Laura

Yes.

Xhafer

with going through the glass sugar glass window.

Laura

I'm pretty sure it's shared, but that sets it off.

Xhafer

And it's true.

Laura

The same.

Xhafer

Anyways Yeah, they the bomb gets far enough in station just in time to not damage anything. And Sheridan knocks this guy out.

Laura

Yeah, of course.

Xhafer

Saves the day. I mean, technically he let the bomb go off. So I don't know how great of a job he did. I think he got, he got distinctly lucky.

Laura

Yes. Yeah.

Xhafer

they tell him, I think that the bombs. Yeah, cause that's what they're buzzing them in to tell them that the bombs far away. That's what the, that's the message on the comms is.

Laura

Very lucky.

Xhafer

We cut back to Londo in Dakar, still trapped in the aftermath.

Laura

After Jakarta has been taunting Londo for, you Presumably hours.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

There, they can hear their rescuers coming. Londo starts to laugh. And. Towards your car.

Xhafer

Yeah. He's pissed.

Laura

Got it. Got to deal with it another day.

Xhafer

Yep. The Len goes to visit Lanier. Who's still unconscious. But wakes up to finish Dr. Franklin repeating Wanda's joke. By the way, this light bulb joke was one made on the Usenet message boards that was then co-opted as a tribute to the online community.

Laura

That's cute. The. Linear can mumble out the punchline. So we know he heard the joke. And then he's going to be okay. And this entire you're going to probably give him a metal and he's going to hate going to sin. Centauri

Xhafer

Centauri prime. He has some real feelings about saving Londo. He's just like, look. All life is sacred. So I saved Alondra's life. That wasn't hard for me. But knowing that Londo does not feel the same way and knowing what Alondo has done. Makes me think I might've done more of a surface to greater life by letting him die.

Laura

Yeah. Then he's the kind that he's not going to make that. Call, he's not going to be the arbiter of who lives and who dies. He's going to try to save anyone around. And him, but he has feels about it. And I understand that.

Xhafer

Yeah. I mean, there's a part of linear going forward that will always. See something that Londo is in some way responsible for. And feel responsible for it. Like he could have stopped it. Even though it was well-established last season by the tech domain that if Londo dies, someone else is just going to do it. And last episode, we know that REFA is working with Morden now.

Laura

Yeah. Like it's too late from the events of last episode.

Xhafer

Yeah, so it doesn't matter anymore. So linear really shouldn't feel guilty

Laura

Yeah, but he'll never know that. I mean, that's too bad. We only, we only have that because we get the. The big picture as the

Xhafer

We get to watch the episode. Yeah.

Laura

Yeah. Oh, so.

Xhafer

All right. Well, how'd you feel about this one on a scale? Babylon's one to five. Or fuck this episode.

Laura

yeah, I'm not in.

Xhafer

of our scale.

Laura

Right. Kinetically part of the, who are you? Rating Uh, well, it's not a fuck this episode for me. Like. Didn't make me feel that way. I almost felt better about this one than the previous, which is a weird thing to say. The whole. Random loner guy kind of fell apart for me. Like. When it comes down to it, that, that. Character just, isn't very memorable to me. Like. obviously. Yeah. Go figure like. Uh, And maybe, I don't know.

Maybe that's just because we've had a parade of this kind of thing throughout our young adult to. Fully adult Lives But. For me, this felt more like three and a half or four. Because of the stuff with Londo. And. You know, we see this great compassionate moment from him with. He's so remorseful about what's happened to linear because linear saved his life. And. Then we see him get trapped in an elevator with his worst enemy. I remember that very vividly him, him and.

Jake Hart being trapped in that elevator and. Yeah. I don't know if I can quite call it a four, but a three and a half. Definitely. It's it's above the three of last episode for me. So, where does

Xhafer

feel. Exact same place three and a half.

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

I feel it's not as good as last episode. But not significantly worse than last episode.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah.

Xhafer

Especially all the stuff in the elevator really makes it um, the loner, like you said, it's hard to say given our experiences as. Members of American society. Um, and we are not alone in that regard. Either many societies around the world have very similar experiences. In the relationship with terrorism and domestic terrorism. So it's, it's a thing and we all have feelings about And. I can't separate that. No matter how much I would like to from the episode.

So this is a fuck you this episode for you listener. I 100% understand.

Laura

Yeah. Definitely fuck that guy.

Xhafer

Fuck that guy, for sure. Fuck. That guy. That guy is in part of the rating.

Laura

He's not even mad. Like we didn't, I don't think we even named his character this whole time.

Xhafer

Yeah, well it's cause we shouldn't because we shouldn't. Pay him any attention

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

that clearly just feeds the cycle.

Laura

Yeah, maybe that Subconscious thing we did, but yeah. So what do we have coming up next

Xhafer

Season three episode three. A day in the strife.

Laura

Mm.

Xhafer

Naren officials arrive to replace An alien ship, threatens the station with a deadly intelligence test.

Laura

So they're getting featured.

Xhafer

I think I remember this one.

Laura

Yeah. I certainly remember the title. It's got a very catchy title.

Xhafer

Yeah. It's like a day in the life, but you know, bad.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

Jokes.

Laura

So I'm looking forward to that.

Xhafer

Yeah. Well, we'll be back with that next week.

Laura

Yep.

Xhafer

But before we go, we'd like to of course, thank Jeremy Siegel. For our lovely theme music. And you could find more Jeremy's work at Jeremy Siegel, 40 two.bandcamp.com.

Laura

Yeah. You know, I saw that there's a Jeremy Siegel, Wharton professor. Talking about the economy on the internet today. And, I thought, yeah. Our Jeremy Siegel is way cooler. Cause he can play the bass. do go check out Jeremy Siegel, 42 dot bay kept.com.

Xhafer

Yep. Angry, dark time machine. Thank you for our lovely podcast art.

Laura

And thank you to you. The listener for being here. And uh, if you would like to have discussion with us and to see your thoughts. So you can do that at our email, which is who are you? At gmail.com. And you could also get a link from us to join the discord. If you want to chat with more discord folks and fans. So.

Xhafer

Yeah, get in there.

Laura

We'd love to have you. All

Xhafer

We'll see you next week, internet.

Laura

Bye. Bye.

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