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Crusade 7 - Gary Cole is All of Us

Aug 21, 202440 minEp. 138
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Episode description

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer record in-person for the first time from Fabulous Las Vegas! Meanwhile, Gideon knows the truth is out there as he searches for an elusive odor on the Excalibur in Crusade: Episode 12 - Visitors from Down the Street.

Transcript

Xhafer

Hello and welcome to who are you? This is the Babylon five watchcast hosted by two former strangers. Now friends who are hanging out in person,

Laura

Literally.

Xhafer

in the same room for the first time ever right now, while talking about one of their favorite shows from their childhood, Babylon five. I'm Jafar.

Laura

And I'm Laura in person and in con voice.

Xhafer

Right?

Laura

It's a little rough over here.

Xhafer

It's been, it's almost like we've been drinking for days.

Laura

we've been drinking for

Xhafer

I have been in, I think the latest I have stayed up any night this trip, time zone adjusting, is 10 30 p.

Laura

I've stayed

Xhafer

was last night.

Laura

any nightless trip is That was last night.

Xhafer

Yeah. It's That's a lot. It's been, it's been a great con. We're at Star Trek Las Vegas, as we've alluded to happening many times in the previous weeks. It's,

Laura

the last six months, really, yes.

Xhafer

it's Sunday, so we're mostly through the con right now. We're gonna go watch Todd Stashwick run a D& D game right after this. That's gonna be a lot of fun. It's been a great convention. What are some of the highlights for you?

Laura

for me, the highlights are my friends. Like, seeing friends that I have met only online and getting to meet them in person is my number one thing. But I did also really enjoy, as far as, like, panel wise seeing Kate Mulgrew and John Delancey talk to each other.

Xhafer

an excellent panel.

Laura

Just like unmoderated conversation flowing between these two people who have been friends for a very long time. And also we love them because they're in our favorite show.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

What about you?

Xhafer

Um, that Kate Mulgrew, John DeLancey panel for sure. Um, the Star Trek Strange New Worlds cast panels this morning were fantastic. The energy that they all have for Trek is fantastic. And just being able to absorb some of that. Um, lots of I mean this year's a bit different. So this is con number three for me. And this year we really rolled out with a crew.

Laura

you know, we've

Xhafer

you know, we've got us and our respective partners Ben from last time on and uh, Glorianne from Cool Girls are all here. Some friends of mine from college have come along. Some friends from the Greatest Generation podcast listener pool.

Laura

the FOD meetup.

Xhafer

Oh, there's no way. There's so many here. There's, I would say, from the FOD meetups, like, I mean, we were at the Cabanica two years ago, there was like eight of us. Last year there was maybe 15. There's gonna be 30

Laura

Yeah. I think so.

Xhafer

year, easy. And a lot of people didn't know it was gonna be on Monday and aren't

Laura

lot

Xhafer

So it's gonna be a lot tomorrow, too. Um, a handful of people in that community I am friends with outside of being a part of that community. A handful I am not. I have not gotten to spend any time with any of them that I didn't fly out here with. So I'm looking forward to that tomorrow. It's just been a lot. It's been, I mean, our, I mean, my sister decided to come out last minute,

Laura

here.

Xhafer

you know, there's 12 of us here

Laura

I've met a member of Ja'far's family now. It's so cool.

Xhafer

Yeah, it's it's been a really good time and been trying to do a little bit more Vegas stuff. Uh, The first year was all convention. The second year I wanted to do Vegas off the strip stuff. This year I've tried to do a bunch of Vegas on the strip stuff. So I've been to a couple other hotel and casinos just to wander around. Went and had dinner at Morimoto's a couple nights ago. Which was fantastic. Um, great meal. So yeah, it's just been about all that for me this year.

And I've had a really good time. Uh, I'm not quite ready to go home, but I feel myself on the precipice of being ready to go

Laura

being ready to go home. Which

Xhafer

Which is the perfect place to be. I think I'm going to be here. Just the right amount of time. If the time zones worked in a different direction for heading home, I would probably be heading home Monday night instead of Tuesday morning, but just that cut in time, I'm not taking a red eye back from Vegas for four hours. It's not enough time to sleep. So I will just uh, head back Tuesday morning and go with there. Yeah.

Laura

I figure I'm probably going to need a really good night of sleep on Monday, considering how late I've stayed up.

Xhafer

Yeah. Uh, Might I recommend Benny and a bourbon? It's a sleep aid method that I profess sometimes. It's a shot of bourbon and two Benadryl. You will fall asleep immediately,

Laura

Fall asleep. Be ready. I promise. So yeah, it's

Xhafer

so yeah, it's been really fun. It's it's podcast in person. I mean, we normally record with video on, so it doesn't feel like it's alien at all because we normally read off of each other's like facial cues and stuff to have like a conversation like normal people

Laura

Yeah, exactly.

Xhafer

But it is it's fun. I'm glad that we've found the time to do this like this Because the opportunity has been very rare for that

Laura

Yeah, for sure.

Xhafer

So

Laura

Being in separate time zones is already a challenge sometimes. Even though it's the one hour time zone, it's really not that hard.

Xhafer

still, it still has been impactful, and if that ever changes, which it might. There's been talk about possibly moving to Scotland.

Laura

my.

Xhafer

We'll figure it out if that happens, but I don't, right now it's more of a pipe dream, but they really need people in my field. And I'm not particularly happy with it. Much of the political situation, much of the situation in the United States, generally speaking.

Laura

stuff and things.

Xhafer

Not even just like the ones you're probably thinking of Anyways that's probably not happening for a long time.

Laura

not

Xhafer

But what is happening, very quickly, is us talking about this episode of Babylon 5 Crusade. We've got episode 12 Visitors from Down the Street. We open on what has to be the biggest question Babylon 5 has

Laura

ever. Yes.

Xhafer

Why the fuck is a spaceship on Eastern Standard

Laura

on an Eastern standard time? Oh, I thought the question was, what is that smell? That's the second biggest question.

Xhafer

sure. we find out what the smell is. We probably will never find out why the Crusade is, well, why the Excalibur is running on Eastern Standard.

Laura

Yeah, sure.

Xhafer

That's such a bizarre choice for absolutely no reason as far as I can fathom.

Laura

I was really delighted by this whole smell subplot, though, because, you know, Gary Cole, as we have already alluded to, in office space, and this was a real thing not that long ago in my office. We all walk in one morning, and it's like, what and where? is that smell. Something, something had died somewhere in the walls. I don't remember if we talked about this on pod, but I think we definitely talked about this.

That for just a couple of days, like the building maintenance was, the smell was worst in my office, of course. And they were like drilling holes in my wall to stick a camera up there, trying to figure out where the thing had died. And they couldn't, they tried from the bottom, they tried from the top, but there was like something in the way. And uh, they're like this guy that Gary Cole has apparently been sending into the tubes. They're just like, I don't know man, it's, I can't find it, but

Xhafer

yeah. Um, I don't, I don't empathize. Like, I don't, I have, I have problems understanding the situation because I have a super keen sense of smell and so I smell shit that like, people don't smell all the time to the point where I'm just, I've given up on It it used to be a game in college, I could tell you what the specials were in the cafeterias, walking outside, like, walking around outside the buildings on our way in, I could tell you what all the specials were.

Laura

the specials were.

Xhafer

Um, and if I wasn't so, I don't know how I'm congested in Vegas, this is a fucking desert,

Laura

It's, it's the cigarette smoke. It's gotta be.

Xhafer

sense, yeah. Actually, now that you say it, that's obviously but. Yeah, it's just, I just will always smell something like

Laura

that. I understand.

Xhafer

so I've just given up on it, but I understand what Gideon's going through as he just gets obsessed with the smell on the tram. And then they quickly get a distress signal from a flying saucer. And we find aliens that are clearly Mulder and Scully aboard.

Laura

Obviously, like the red tentacles for Scully's red hair. It's like, this is a delight. I'm enjoying this. Uh, And for some reason we are wearing earth business suits. We have one male, one female. We have the tentacle hair. We've got paranoia and we got guns. Like they seem to have regular guns that our molder analog pulls out. So wait, I

Xhafer

called them Mulder and Scully in my notes the entire time. I know that they had other names. I did not bother to write them

Laura

No, I'm not sure that Scully was ever given a name. And I'm looking back at our producer, and he's just shrugging. He doesn't know either.

Xhafer

I think they had a name for her

Laura

referred to Mulder more often, and his name was Durkhani. I caught that, but I didn't ever catch a name

Xhafer

think he says her name at one point.

Laura

once. Yeah.

Xhafer

Typical for 90s sci fi.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

They uh, grab one of the guards from the Excalibur because they want a hostage, but that doesn't quite according to plan when Matheson telepaths into Mulder and makes him think that his gun is a snake,

Laura

is a snake,

Xhafer

interesting, like, choice.

Laura

Like,

Xhafer

Like, you're assuming that one, they have snakes. Like, I, I guess, I guess it could work one of two ways. You either make him fear the thing in his hand and he saw the snake. Which implies that they are an alien planet that has snakes that are recognizable to humans. And scary. Um, or, he put the snake there and the dude had no idea what the fuck it

Laura

it was. Yeah, which would

Xhafer

It's just like, for, I don't know, for tentacle aliens, snakes feels like a weird choice. Because they're not quite Medusas, right? But they've got that kind of generic shape as part of their being.

Laura

kind of generic shape as part of their being. Yeah, I just wouldn't

Xhafer

Yeah, I just would like, I don't know, go for like, Mammal.

Laura

what

Xhafer

Something that is not clearly what they look like. Although I guess maybe that's what they

Laura

I guess maybe that's what they eat. Yeah, a ton about the new telepath rules and such. And so this, the snake projection leads into a discussion between Gideon and Matheson about like what he's allowed to do. You know, he was, it's an emergency situation. I'm allowed to project this, but I'm not, still not able to invade his mind. Yeah. Yeah.

Xhafer

But he says that they were broadcasting fear. So. They uh, get taken into custody, and as they're being led to the brig, we get a flashback to the two of them needing evidence for their claims and heading into space to find it. We see these, like, space shuttles, right? They look like Earth space shuttles that they've got. But they're escape pods or flying saucers?

Laura

is an interesting choice for an escape pod.

Xhafer

It seems like a very poor use of, like, physical space.

Laura

Uh Huh.

Xhafer

Like, if you're flying saucers, right? You have, because you need the rotation for whatever reason? I don't understand what purpose that would serve for an escape pod that's only going to be In space. It's a very ineffective means of locomotion, especially in space.

Laura

Yeah,

Xhafer

Um, if it does anything, I don't, I mean, there might be a way to make it do a little bit by, like, fucking with the weight as it's spitting, but it seems very inefficient.

Laura

And you would think that as an escape pod, like you need to maximize efficiency. These are your lifeboats. Like you need to have pods for everyone on that ship and so they need to be very efficiently shaped and sized and located so that in an emergency we're getting on those pods and we're getting the hell out of here. I don't think a saucer is your most efficient shape.

Xhafer

No, unless they were, like, loaded in a manner where, like, the brims were kind of, like, overlapping, maybe? if they did serve some kind of purpose that I don't understand. I know it's just, like, it's the X Files, so they're in a flying

Laura

Right, we need to do this for like, other reasons,

Xhafer

it's for the bit, for sure, which I will always appreciate doing something for the bit like that. But it's just, I don't know.

Laura

It's funny. If you think about it, it's funny. But that's, you know, this episode is supposed to be funny. So good for them. The other thing I wanted to point out about this episode, before we get too far, because I noticed it right away, was that I love the music so much more, and it's because they're doing X Files music. They're not trying to do Crusade music, and this X Files music is much better.

Xhafer

Yeah, it slaps. For sure. It's much better than our normal synthcore Technomage drumbeats.

Laura

Yeah, that's a good one.

Xhafer

God, that's a YouTube channel I never want to find.

Laura

and

Xhafer

Anyways Gideon Mrs. Coffee and the Wind. He has a conversation about things on spaceships and how they're different. I imagine I would feel similarly. I, I feel kind of the same being cooped up in this hotel for several days.

Laura

huh, yeah.

Xhafer

Like, if it wasn't 110 out, maybe, I'd go get some air on my face, but

Laura

Yeah, the air hurts your face right now. So no, thank you. Yeah, I could really dial back the wind being from where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, you know, at like 70 miles an hour or whatever it is. But, you

Xhafer

don't get that up in Michigan.

Laura

we do some, some serious wind and uh, I could dial it back a little, but I would also, I think I would have that whole stale canned air problem if I was on a spaceship or station.

Xhafer

I could definitely, it would get to me sooner rather than later for sure.

Laura

they're very confused about these aliens. Uh,

Xhafer

There are some incongruities that don't quite line

Laura

Yes, Dr. Chambers not seen in this episode, but she has provided intel that they are very different from humans, but they have a lot of knowledge of English. They are, they speak a different language. they are translating in their minds to English. You can tell that from like their brainwaves and stuff. And then of course they are dressed like humans. So what's going on?

Xhafer

are dressed like humans. So what's going on? Mulder is unable to hold down his contempt at Gideon's lack of knowledge of the grand conspiracy of which he is clearly a part of.

Laura

the episode,

Xhafer

He learned English from recordings that he found deep underground. But also later in the episode, they make it sound like English is a super common language that they've been letting everyone learn. So, did he just get a jump start on it and then they said fuck it? Or, I don't know. It doesn't really

Laura

it, or, I don't know. It doesn't really matter. That might be what happened. Gideon agrees

Xhafer

that might be what happened. Gideon agrees to uh, bring him whatever he needs from their pod to prove his case that there is a conspiracy and if Mulder can prove it, Gideon will take them home personally to investigate

Laura

Meanwhile, B plot, a grunt, is in the tubes, looking for the smell.

Xhafer

Can't find that smell.

Laura

Yeah. Hm.

Xhafer

Mulder uh, makes his case to Gideon. He's got a picture of a blimp that was labeled swamp gases.

Laura

huh.

Xhafer

A crash landing of humans and a golf

Laura

Yeah. I'm wondering about the golf club. I mean, the crash landing was labeled weather balloon. Yes, I'm pretty sure Where how did we get the golf club?

Xhafer

You see it on TV, you've intercepted

Laura

You make your own golf club, okay. Yeah

Xhafer

there's a photo of Mount Rushmore.

Laura

Yes, I like how we sent this probe to earth, you know Uh, Mulder talks about he personally ordered this probe somehow to Earth. And Mount Rushmore is what you see. You don't see like the cities and the peoples and the satellites.

Xhafer

was never actually at earth.

Laura

Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Xhafer

Yeah, no, they've never actually had, they can't, they can barely leave their solar system.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

there's no way.

Laura

Yeah. So he's getting the falsified probe. Okay.

Xhafer

yeah, I mean, so the implication is that these aliens think that they are like next door to Earth, like y'all are neighbors, right?

Laura

Earth, like,

Xhafer

Crusade is that they're like out on the fringes of known space. They're going to civilizations that are all dead or whatever way out there, because anything that's close, They would have explored already, or the Mimbari would have, or someone, you know, the Centauri, someone would have already done some shit. So they're out in the area of space where they don't know shit about shit.

Laura

shit. And so there's

Xhafer

so there's no way that they are anywhere close to Earth.

Laura

just

Xhafer

So it's just happenstance. They, there's no way they could probably reach Earth. And I don't think the government would want to pick a planet, because I mean, as we find out at the end of this episode, this is all a ploy, this is all a big government conspiracy.

Laura

It's like layers upon layers upon layers. It's an onion. You keep pulling apart and it keeps being more.

Xhafer

More of the onion, exactly. Um, I would think that you would not want to be close to the race that you are blaming for all of your problems. Because there will certainly be some expectation to do some shit.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

the conspiracy is ever unveiled.

Laura

Mm hmm. So, we flashback, we have another, like, Mulder and Scully being assaulted in their office. And speaking of layers and onions, they assault one of these attackers, they manage to subdue one.

Xhafer

warned you about this

Laura

You did I had no idea what you're talking about listeners So, you know, we've had a busy con and there was a time yesterday where I was like, okay I'm going up to watch crusade now and Aaron and I both sat down. We got the episode downloaded. We start watching it and Aaron is literally nodding off on the couch. Not necessarily because this is a bad episode All episodes of crusade are not the best but it this one is not that bad

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

But we're just tired because it's a busy con. So he goes and lays down and I'm like I'm too tired to take notes, but I'll just watch. No dead ass asleep for 30 minutes of the episode. I caught like the front five and the back five

Xhafer

So

Laura

and that's it. So I did watch it again today and Ja'far had already made like a reference to this sometime yesterday. So we have this attacker that. We have subdued him. I don't know if he's dead or just knocked out. We, we realize his face is a mask. We pull it off. Underneath his face is a human face. And of course my, my little brain is spinning about, Oh, okay, well, are there some like rogue humans out here, like pulling a long con?

Xhafer

Oh, yeah, I totally for a second there I thought it was like IPX doing some shit

Laura

yeah. I'm like, okay, so who's, who's pulling this long con? And then as the, you know, the dramatic moment progresses. We pull off the human face and underneath it is another alien face.

Xhafer

Yep The same alien to be clear not some third unknown alien

Laura

yes, true.

Xhafer

what if it was like a Narn under there or something?

Laura

That'd be hysterical. You can just keep the conspiracy just going and going and going. Yeah.

Xhafer

another mask, and then another mask.

Laura

but they don't pull that bit too far. You know, we just have the three faces, but I had a very good chuckle.

Xhafer

Yeah, it's so absurd. This is the highlight of this episode for me, 100%. The mask under the mask is just so, so good. Gideon wants to know why. That's, that's the big question here. It's all like, Okay, well, yeah, it looks like humans have fucked around on your world, and there's some Like, you shouldn't fucking know English. Like, there's some problems here. But why the fuck would we even care?

Like, we're not in, like, we're not running around trying to, like, enslave species or something, and we're prepping you for that, a la, like, some childhood end or some V shit, you know, like, none of that is going on

Laura

shit. You

Xhafer

Um, that's not what humanity's doing in the stars. So it's just like, what the actual

Laura

doing. So it's just like, what the Yes, very much so.

Xhafer

very much so. He's just like, it doesn't make sense and then another ship pulls up, also unidentified, and they hail the Excalibur in English.

Laura

And Gary

Xhafer

And Gary Cole here drops just a charm of a line, either more of the, it's either more of the same race, or there is an extremely busy English teacher hiding

Laura

an extremely busy English teacher

Xhafer

And it's Glow, we find out, is the extremely busy English teacher out

Laura

the extremely busy English teacher out there. Yes. We've been working on our speech and our drama clearly with all these aliens. Yes. Um, I wanted to say one thing about before we get Mr. Kendar on

Xhafer

to our

Laura

and we get this hail. We had Mulder. giving us this very impassioned speech about, you know, these aliens, you, you all are controlling our government. You are cutting the money to our schools so that we're ignorant and we cannot confront you and fight back. You are cutting our public housing to keep us in disarray and poor.

Um, and it's just kind of sad because it feels a little real that Our alien is projecting the shittiness of his own government and people onto this crazy conspiracy theory about aliens because I feel like we've had that recently. Yes. Like this is happening to us actively.

Xhafer

feel like we've had that recently, yes? Like, this is happening to us actively.

Laura

Yes.

Xhafer

Not just holding the entire government accountable, which is what we should be doing.

Laura

Yeah. And that's why Jaffer wants to move to Scotland.

Xhafer

Considering. so, they want a molder, the alien shows up, you put, you wrote down his name, I literally just called him the cigarette smoking man. The entire time. I, I also did not bother with his name because that's clearly who this character was, well before he pulls out a cigarette in the third act.

Laura

was well before he pulls out a cigarette in the third act. So, Big Man is a government

Xhafer

So the cigarette smoking man is a government agent who basically represents the head of the conspiracy to hide aliens. Um, I don't think he's with the FBI. I don't remember. He's not like their boss. I think he's Mulder's dad or something.

Laura

It's always your dad.

Xhafer

something, there's

Laura

the dads. We want to fight our

Xhafer

there's like a familial connection there somewhere. Maybe he's an uncle or something. I don't know. I haven't watched The X Files in, well, 20 years give or take. So, I don't really remember a lot of the details there. But he is the uh, The effective representative of the human side of the conspiracy to hide alien activity on Earth. Um, he's the guy who actually knows what's going on.

Laura

Mm-Hmm.

Xhafer

And is a constant thorn in the side of Mulder

Laura

and in this case, he's the guy actively making all the shit up about the aliens rather than the guy hiding aliens. He's the guy like planting all the pieces.

Xhafer

cigarette smoking man comes on board. He explains uh, what's going on? Basically, he gets Mulder and Scully to kind of play their hand a little bit. Um, he explains this is all just a uh, a setup. This is all there so that they don't get conquered or great barriered out of existence until they can catch up with the rest of the galaxy. They know that they are technologically enfeebled compared to all the other major races and want to spend time together.

Not leaving their immediate star system, and so they are purposefully, as a society, humbling themselves in order to have time to develop more advanced technology, so that way when they do go out into the greater universe, they don't just get curb stomped

Laura

Yeah, and this is, he confronts Mulder and Scully, but the explanation winds up being to just Gideon, I think. and as, as all of these things are like happening, Mulder eventually kidnaps the cigarette smoking man. He's the hostage. He is demanding that Gideon charge the pod, I think. We want to get out of here, you know, give me my helicopter

Xhafer

gotta get out.

Laura

or my, my airplane and my bucket of cash and uh, we'll be on our way. And Gideon's like, this is all so fucking stupid. I would love to just do that. Can we just do that at this point?

Xhafer

leave?

Laura

Yeah, yeah. But as, as Mulder has kidnapped the cigarette smoking man, smells, he smells it in the tube. He's like, oh, what? There's a, there's a horrible smell. What is that?

Xhafer

go through the tunnels on foot. The mobile infantry is looking around when Gideon finds the source of the smell and pours poop on people.

Laura

that's the, that's it. That's the payoff. I. Was a little surprised. I thought that we were gonna like play it into like, oh, it knocks them the the horrible smell Knocks out the aliens and that's how we like catch up to them and and take care of everything Nope. Nope, literally just Gideon's like, oh my god he sees the pipe that is loose and he's like it's this pipe and he just like grabs it and pulls it and then just Plop, plop, plop, plop, plop. Just, just poop.

Just it's chocolate Saw a chocolate fountain. The prop

Xhafer

As someone who recently saw a chocolate fountain in Hershey, Pennsylvania, It's exactly what it looked like. The prop was identical to the one on the little Hershey ride you

Laura

by and

Xhafer

World, yeah.

Laura

little whiff. And then Gideon

Xhafer

So yep, it's just a bunch of waste, all comes pouring out of there. It just gets loosened every time it rolls by and lets out a little whiff and then Gideon just breaks the fucking thing. And just makes it so much worse. And I don't even want to think about having to repair that. They're on like a ladder, they're like climbing up

Laura

They're climbing past the pipe, yeah,

Xhafer

So we know that there's We've seen a large group of people with him on both when they get out and before they go in. The implication is that, like, he just poured poop on, like, 20 people on

Laura

he just poured poop on like 20 people. Yeah. Because we

Xhafer

Because we see, like, a dozen when they're out in the next scene, and none of them are covered in poop.

Laura

of

Xhafer

So, there's gotta be more people that were covered in

Laura

there's got to be more people that were

Xhafer

Like, don't worry about shooting this dude anymore, just go, go take a

Laura

about shooting this dude anymore. Just go, go take a shower. to go see Dr. Chambers about

Xhafer

So, Giddy and the troops get Mulder and Scully here. And he gets some breeze for his troubles.

Laura

the trains

Xhafer

as the trains run by, he feels Breeze on his

Laura

peace out on their

Xhafer

Mulder and Scully peace out on their escape pod when they find the cigarette smoking man's gun was never loaded in the first place. laughs it all off. And then he turns from cigarette smoking man to Ozymandias. This whole using humanity in a scapegoat is to prevent Yeah, you can't

Laura

blame for everything. That's the actual reason for the conspiracy. Gideon

Xhafer

monster

Laura

on

Xhafer

we're all no good. There's no way this actually works, right? Like, they've been like, their government's been seeding all this stuff about human intervention and now humans have intervened?

Laura

Oops.

Xhafer

Like, if anything, this just makes the conspiracy stronger.

Laura

this is going to get spun, right? Like this is a gift to Ozzy Mandias accidentally,

Xhafer

For

Laura

I do love Gary Cole's like chaotic energy about the whole thing. Like, let's do it. Let's fuck some shit up. Yeah.

Xhafer

this is like gotta be one of the hardest fuck the prime directive moves in history like obviously they don't have the prime directive But this is a pre warp species that is being intervened with by their own government faking out stuff for humanity and just like Completely change the development and future of this species in like 30 seconds because you're pissed of one

Laura

at one dude. It's some real, like, Janeway. I feel like Janeway might pull this if she was mad enough.

Xhafer

Yeah, that's fair

Laura

rare. Yeah,

Xhafer

damn just the whole thing just just damn after all this wraps, Gideon goes to the tunnels to feel wind and drink some tea to credits

Laura

goes to the tunnel wind

Xhafer

So I got to ask Laura, on a scale of one to four main guns firing, how do you feel about this

Laura

a scale of 1 4 main guns firing? X Files pop culture just existing in the 90s. Like I understood the references, not all of them, obviously, because I didn't know the cigarette smoking man, but I, I got the suits and I got the hair and, and Scully's whole deal and Mulder's whole deal. And I loved how over it Gary Cole was like, Gideon's just like, what the fuck? This is stupid. This is all four main guns firing. I'm having a great time here.

Xhafer

This is all four main guns firing. I'm having a hard time here.

Laura

guns firing at you. It

Xhafer

for the con. It

Laura

perfect for the con. Like, this was great vibes for this in person record.

Xhafer

Yeah, no, this was just the hilarious episode that I really fucking wanted out of this show.

Laura

Uh Huh

Xhafer

And it wasn't another dead fucking world.

Laura

Yeah. I got to describe the magic box to somebody yesterday at the masquerade bar at like 3:00 AM and how, how much I fucking loved the box. I was like, this, this is the moment I turned and I was like, I fucking love this show. Give me more fucking magic box. Like it was, it was a great conversation,

Xhafer

It's so absurd. I don't know where you go from here.

Laura

know

Xhafer

Um, I know that we've got, like, we've been kind of hanging out in, like, the middle of the pack of episodes after the increased budget from TNT hit. I know that without the necessity of, like, our watch order and how we're going about things, we're going to be going back to earlier produced episodes that were pre the budget increase.

Laura

here.

Xhafer

And we've seen what these ones look like, so I don't know that the series is going to get any better than this episode. We'll see. But we won't be finding out next week, because next week we go on our mid season movie break. We're going to watch Office Space. We were hoping to watch Office Space and do it here at STLV and invite a bunch of our friends to come along and watch it and talk about it with us. I don't think that's happening.

Laura

no, I think we've used up a lot of our time doing other things, but they were all very important, fun, other things.

Xhafer

For sure. Uh, No regrets on how we spent the time at the convention. It's just not gonna happen. So we'll record it sometime after we get back and have time to recover. Um, there may or may not be guests for it.

Laura

Yeah, no idea. We'll see what happens.

Xhafer

we haven't, we haven't talked to anyone about it. We'll see. We'll see what happens. I don't know. Maybe tomorrow at the pool party we'll put out some

Laura

Yeah. this is a magical place. Magic can happen. We can believe.

Xhafer

I saw Sean Farrick in a hallway earlier today and just pointed at him and said, Thank you. And he looked at me and said, No, thank you. And it was a magical moment. So I mean, Yeah, it's, it's, it, Strange things can happen at Star Trek Las Vegas. So we'll see what happens then. But before we see what happens, We have to, of course, say thank you.

Laura

Of course.

Xhafer

Jeremy, man, I wish you were here. I understand you're not and the stuff going on that led up to that. I know you got some stuff going on in your life. taken up some time later in the year. So bummer, maybe next year it'd be great to have a beer and shoot the shit. But until then, I have to say thank you for composing the lovely theme music.

Laura

And if you want to find more of Jeremy, you can do that. He is a nuclear Jaguar on iTunes, Spotify, all those other things. And also on band camp. As JeremySiegel42. bandcamp. com where he's the only Jeremy Siegel of any importance.

Xhafer

Angry Duck Time Machine, thanks so much for our art. We need to talk to you really soon about the Battlestar art. Yeah,

Laura

Yes. I, I will get on that. I think we've made some decisions on that.

Xhafer

Okay, yeah. I think, I think we know what we're going to do.

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

Aaron, in the room. you're going to lean in if you want. You don't have to say anything. You can, you're going to, well, you're just going to edit it out if you don't like it. So that's fine. Uh, Thanks so much for editing the podcast. Yeah.

Laura

Thanks

Xhafer

And just

Laura

Bye. Bye.

Xhafer

It's been cool to just chill.

Laura

It's been great. And thank you listeners for being here for this very special episode, very special episode of crusade and very special episode of our podcast. We're so glad you were here. If you want to chat about it, please join our discord or email us at who are you B five at gmail. com.

Xhafer

I'm here for another Two days, and I will be only taking any corrections for those two days handed over with a tiki drink. Those be the

Laura

right, bye.

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