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BSG S1E6 - Conspiracy Hackles

Jan 29, 202542 minSeason 2Ep. 158
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Laura and Xhafer question the wisdom of Galactica tour groups. Laura wonders if the Cylons just need to be loved. Xhafer needs his schemes to be clearer. Plus, Space TSA makes its ineffective return in Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 6: Litmus.

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Laura

Hello, and welcome to Who Are You? We're a reasonably well done sci fi watchcast by a couple of friends who are currently watching Battlestar Galactica from 2004. I'm Laura.

Xhafer

I'm Traffair.

Laura

And today we have Season 1, Episode 6. Litmus. Yeah. I don't know if where you're watching Battlestar Galactica is doing this confusing thing that my Apple TV is doing, but it, in some places it calls it Season 1 Episode 6, and in some places it's Season 1 Episode 8. Right.

Xhafer

the miniseries? No,

Laura

Right.

Xhafer

that's not happening to me.

Laura

Yeah. It's really inconsistent and very strange.

Xhafer

No, are they like in the right order at least? Well, I mean they

Laura

They're in the right order. Yeah, yeah, it's like every time I see it, when it's misnumbered, it is just two more than what it should be.

Xhafer

Mm hmm

Laura

So I'm trying to make sure that I write down the correct episode number every time. But if I mess it up, blame Apple TV.

Xhafer

We open on an old favorite for us we open on space TSA

Laura

Oh, yes.

Xhafer

the Galactica.

Laura

Yeah. We gotta have a space TSA on like every ship,

Xhafer

Yeah, it's important to have space TSA. It's definitely not just space security theater. So,

Laura

Definitely, probably not. Like, if it was space security theater, you might have bad people slipping through,

Xhafer

yeah.

Laura

Yeah,

Xhafer

you didn't check for bombs on anyone coming into the ship, you

Laura

Well, I think they address

Xhafer

They do, actually, yeah.

Laura

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do not believe at this moment, when we are at Space TSA, that anyone has a bomb upon their, their person, their being.

Xhafer

That happens in a little bit. uh, we see a Doral come aboard here

Laura

Mm hmm. We only see them from behind at first. Yeah.

Xhafer

as Boomer and the Chief are hanging out at, like, a pool,

Laura

Yeah. I wondered, were they, are they in the water tanks? Because I have, I have opinions about that. This is a gross thing to be doing near everyone's water.

Xhafer

No sex in the water tank storage room.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. I, I would rather believe that Galactica has just like a gym with a swimming pool, but I don't

Xhafer

That's so unhygienic. Uh,

Laura

Ugh. So they're still at it. Boo. Boo. We see the Doral leave his group. Oh. I don't understand how, surely every time we have civilians aboard Galactica, which I guess there are probably reasons we need civilians aboard Galactica sometimes, right? Like, they're not just here for a tour, I would think.

Xhafer

probably not.

Laura

Cause I think we get a day count and this is day 17 and it's like 17 days into an emergency is not the time to be having tour groups.

Xhafer

Yeah, for sure.

Laura

but if you're going to have civilians aboard Galactica, you got to have a guy at the front and a guy at the back. Right?

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

Like don't, don't leave anyone unattended for any reason. At any

Xhafer

For

Laura

Seriously.

Xhafer

And like, I know it's like the premise of this episode, right, is like, oh, they've gotta tell the fleet about the Cylon human, like, I get it, like, I'm not trying to shit in that cereal, but like, you couldn't have put a picture of Doral up

Laura

Yeah. And been like this person wanted

Xhafer

known fugitive in the fleet. Don't let on board. That's all it takes. Someone might ask a question, and then they get no answer and just be like, If you see him, just fucking shoot him. You know, just like, believe me, he's wanted, we found out he's around somewhere. It's not that fucking hard. Leoben, when you've only got a picture of him as a body, might be a bit harder to go if this guy shows up. Um, you might have to like.

Contact your space mortuary and pretty up the face a little and make them look a little bit more alive.

Laura

Run the AI alive filter over the dead picture.

Xhafer

call up the space six feet under people from the other network and have them come by and do the thing and, you know but, but the very least, Doral, you've got like official head shots of

Laura

For sure. He was like real governmental personnel. You've got stuff on him. You could put something out there. And you know, okay. I, I did forget for a second the conceit that Adama, Rosalyn, Billy, And a handful of our main characters are the ones who some of them know about multiple Cylons and some of them kind of know, but some of them no, no, like, but okay. Not the rest of the fleet knows. Still seems like bad military procedure to be able to let a civilian slip away from your tour

Xhafer

for sure.

Laura

WTF. Come on, Galactica. Grow up. That's the theme of these episodes.

Xhafer

Anyways, Ty notices Doral, who suicides him suicide bombs himself in the hallway

Laura

Ty and Adama clock him and Adama actually tries for like a run at him.

Xhafer

yeah,

Laura

And Tai is just like, tackled him, like, no, that's stupid. Like, Tai tries to get on the phone and call for help, I

Xhafer

Yeah, broken clock. Write twice a day. Write two episodes in a

Laura

you know. Great point, god damn. Yeah, so he esplode to Thiem.

Xhafer

we go to theme and we come back to Galactica's burn ward.

Laura

Oh man. We have a very crispy person and a blood curdling scream back from Thiem.

Xhafer

Yeah, it is

Laura

Is. And Starbuck is like in the middle of this because she was still in sickbay from her smashing up her knee when she was being dragged across the ground by her parachute. So she's just like looking around

Xhafer

Yeah,

Laura

chaos.

Xhafer

I cannot do anything to assist here. I feel like I should be doing something, but I cannot be

Laura

Yeah. Like, I literally cannot stand at this moment. I think Adama told her at the last, at the end of the last episode that the doc thought that she would. be able to save her knee, but, you know, it's touch and go, that kind of thing.

Xhafer

it's bad.

Laura

yeah. She is not helpful. And Adama is demanding to know the body count. So we know this is, this is pretty severe.

Xhafer

After this the commander notifies the master at arms about the humanoid Cylons And of all the people you would tell, like, of all the people that are, like, in on the circle, the person who's in charge of protecting the munitions on the ship probably should've fuckin known.

Laura

For sure. Especially when we had not told her. You know, that many episodes ago, her shit went missing and was used to blow something up. Like, the water.

Xhafer

if you didn't tell her before that, you needed to tell her after that, for

Laura

In that moment. Yeah. That was the time you needed to do it. Especially when one of those G4 detonators, I think they called it, was also found on a Raptor.

Xhafer

Yep.

Laura

The same episode, the end of the same episode.

Xhafer

Yep.

Laura

I, I think she is pretty righteously angry here. Heh heh

Xhafer

for sure. She asks for independent tribunal, independent uh, Meaning, free of his bullshit, she wants to be able to do the investigation. And Adama uh, cedes, and then talks to uh, the president about it as well.

Laura

Mm hmm.

Xhafer

they talk about informing the populace. Tai put notes that keeping quiet about it humanoid Cylon's will.

Laura

Sigh. Yeah. I, I appreciate that this is a tough call for everybody. Because We see what devolves on Galactica here, with this independent tribunal and all of that stuff, but imagine what is happening on civilian ships, too, as, you know, we are all stuck together, hundreds, maybe thousands of us, on a ship that may or may not be big enough for us to be comfortable, and you take a disliking to somebody. And you get your conspiracy hackles up and start building the case for why they're a Cylon.

I mean, this could be chaos.

Xhafer

Yeah. Callie and some deck crew build and set up a still. The, uh, the chief shuts it down for being unsafe, and then also offers to help them out later that night fixing it up to actually a suitable still.

Laura

Yeah, this thing is a hazard and it is unsafe and we'll fix it tonight and make it actually safe. So,

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

not very long for those stills to pop up. You're right, because this is day 17.

Xhafer

Yep. which I mean, like So you still have to make, like, wine to make liquor, right? Mm hmm. It's a statement. Um, You have to have some base alcohol that you

Laura

have to ferment

Xhafer

You have to ferment something and then you can condense it into a liquor.

Laura

did somebody get into the potato stash?

Xhafer

Well, that's the thing, is like Two weeks is like, depending on what they used and what yeast that they're using. If they're not using a brewing yeast, it's typically slower if they're using like a bread yeast, which is likely what's available around on the ship.

Laura

Well, do you use yeast in a still?

Xhafer

well, no, you use yeast before the still.

Laura

Okay. Okay.

Xhafer

Yeast is what makes the alcohol in the first place to ferment.

Laura

Okay. Okay.

Xhafer

And so, You would still have to do that. That's going to take two weeks to get a brew of sizable quantity to be able to still, because when you still something, you're taking it and you're making it like a 10th of what it was.

Laura

Uhhuh.

Xhafer

know, and so you need, you know, five gallons becomes a fifth of a gallon.

Laura

I 100 percent believe that there was an alcoholic somewhere on Galactica doing that math the second things started breaking bad. It's like, oh shit, I need to get down to the galley right now and steal a bunch of yeast and start that, or I will be feeling really bad here in a couple of days.

Xhafer

Yeah. Well, that's the thing is like to get to this point probably is like 12 days of work. And if we're on day 17, that means as soon as we're done jumping every 33 minutes, someone started brewing alcohol.

Laura

Uhhuh, There was probably somebody thinking about it and grabbing stuff during the 30 minutes, you know, at least running down to the galley. Okay, I got some potatoes this time. 30 minutes things happen. Okay, now I'm gonna go get the, you know, geese. Okay. Like Yeah. Yeah. So speaking of day 17, that's where we're going back to Caprica and we find out what date it is. And it's Helo and the rats.

Xhafer

Yes. A Six, Doral, and Sharon watch Hilo from a distance. He wakes up, he kind of stumbles out,

Laura

Mm hmm.

Xhafer

and, uh. they're just like, he doesn't quite sure, quite know what's going on. They're just watching from above and they discuss whether he'll go North for love or South for survival.

Laura

Mm hmm. Yeah.

Xhafer

dumb is this?

Laura

So, this is pretty dumb. Uh, Doral also says if he flees, he dies. And I'm confused, because does Doral mean if he goes south, he dies?

Xhafer

Like they don't need him anymore. So they're going to kill him. Or if he goes East or West, they're just not interested.

Laura

or, do you really just want him to stay put and if he goes any direction he dies? I'm confused, Doral. You need to be more specific. This is very

Xhafer

If you're going to scheme, scheme at an understandable level, please.

Laura

right, right, get on my page, Doral.

Xhafer

Meanwhile, the commander and president discussed letting the fleet in on the humanoid Cylons. Rosalind is concerned it's going to turn into a witch hunt,

Laura

Yeah. Mm

Xhafer

rightfully. So

Laura

I, I get it. You know, it's not just about the witch hunt in command. It's about the witch hunt in this fleet too, that, you know, we've had what, 12 days to start working on a police force and some sort of justice system. You know, people are going to start Offering up people they don't like as Cylons. Like, I'm tired of living with mother in law. She's probably a Cylon. Like, it's not gonna be good. She's afraid of collateral damage, as she should be.

The Master at Arms starts questioning the Chief's whereabouts, too.

Xhafer

Master Darms is asking around the flight deck. Callie and the still crew all give different stories about where they were. And where the chief was. Not a good look.

Laura

This is so painful. Just with each, like, new lie, and then she gets to him, and his lie is so inconsistent with all their lies, where he says that he was asleep in his bunk,

Xhafer

While playing Pyramid while inspecting the deck.

Laura

right, while being in the galley, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Oh, it's so uncomfortable. Rosalind holds her press conference, where she finally gives everyone the pictures of the two known Cylons. She has appointed the Tribunal.

Xhafer

Mm hmm.

Laura

They're gonna find the source of the explosion. She gives them that picture of Doral first. And then we cut to, like, Tyrell looking at Boomer. And I'm just like, No! No! And then she also shows the dead Lioban picture. And warns anyone who sees these men to call Galactica, or I think the Office of the President, either one.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

So Hopefully we don't get any more Dorals sneaking around anywhere like pieces of shit. But I could still see, like you said, Leoban was a dead guy's picture, and that dead guy had gone through some pretty rough radiation stuff.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

I could easily see, if we don't have a, an AI filter to correct for that, that we fuck up and Leoban gets on Galactica somehow.

Xhafer

While this is going on, the Master at Arms grabs Tyrell and Boomer for investigation. Boomer just lies a bunch and Tyrell is up next. to.

Laura

Yeah, Boomer says she's asleep, just like the Chief had said he was asleep. You just want to shake her the whole time so she doesn't know where Tyrell was. And then As Tyrell is getting questioned, the, the underlings I call them, because I don't know all their names yet, Callie I got, she's so naive, she's like, Oh, they're going after the chief. And then someone else points out that like. No, they're trying to go after Cylons. Like, if the chief is a Cylon, that's a problem.

And she's like, but he's not, I just know he's not, you know, the feelings. And uh, then there's a guy in the yellow jumpsuit who I don't know his name, but I think he's the one that's like being very practical

Xhafer

Is this the guy who goes down forward or the guy who doesn't?

Laura

No, not the guy who goes down for

Xhafer

I don't think he has a name.

Laura

Oh, okay. Well, I was immediately suspicious of him because he's being very practical about the whole thing, but then he tells them, You guys better watch your backs. Like, this, the game has completely changed. Watch your backs. And I was like, oh, Is he a Cylon? Like, I don't know. That was just very suspicious. It was probably written just to make me suspicious,

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

so there's more questions we cut back to Master at Arms. She wants to know about the hatch combing on Causeway Sea.

Xhafer

This is where the chief and Boomer had their illicit encounter

Laura

Uh

Xhafer

It was also left unlocked which allowed Doral to get access to the small arms locker.

Laura

Yeah. Where he made himself his quick bomb. So that we did find out he didn't smuggle that through space TSA. So good enough job space TSA,

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

but not good enough.

Xhafer

Tyrell, in here, says the most sensible thing out of anyone's mouth until Adama at the end of this episode, where he's all like case in point, the Master at Arms is the person responsible for letting stuff out of those lockers. And also the person who's grilling me about this right now? We don't feel that that's maybe a conflict of interest?

Laura

Yeah. That, that is, I, I, I understand why Adama kind of caved and gave her the freedom to do this, but it is also. A conflict of interest because all of these weapons that have been taken away and used for nefarious purposes or placed in places you would think that the master at arms would have some kind of system that is good enough to prevent this under any circumstances. Or at least throw up red flags, like if Boomer had to subvert a control to get those six G 4 detonators.

There would at least be a record of a control failure, you know, even if we don't know who did it or what happened, but there was no record, I think, if I remember back to that episode correctly, that, like, it was just, she opened up a thing and there were six missing.

Xhafer

Mm hmm. Seems very

Laura

So, hmm. Also suspicious. Is it stupid or is it Cylon?

Xhafer

Mm hmm.

Laura

Hmm.

Xhafer

Uh, The Master at Arms goes through all the crew's lies here as well, where they saw the Chief. He invokes his right to remain silent, rather than admit to his illegal relationship.

Laura

I guess I get it, but I also don't get it.

Xhafer

Yeah, I don't get it. I would have just been very up front the entire time, at this point.

Laura

I mean, same. Like, I, I would have said, like, look,

Xhafer

When the It's It's so easy to explain too, like, Oh yeah, I was in that hatchway having an affair with a officer uh, who I report to. That, that, that, we were ordered to stop and we didn't. Throw me in the brig for it, that's fine. Um, negligence, whatever. Uh, Those, those, all those kids who said that I wasn't in different places, that's because I caught them building a stolen offer to help them.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah. Like, the truth would set you free here. And I mean, okay, it doesn't actually set you free in that you go to the brig, but it sets you free in that you're not a Cylon.

Xhafer

Not to mention, as we find out at the end of the episode, the Chief Wasn't the last one out of that hatchway. So how close is he, if he tells the truth here, to Boomer being implicated as a Cylon?

Laura

Yeah. I don't know.

Xhafer

Mm hmm. It's like, okay, we'll bring Valeri back and we're going to question her some more about why she left this shit unlocked and why she lied about it. Then put her in the brig.

Laura

Yep. Just some bri time for both of those two. And separate Briggs. We need them, like, there needs to be like deck three B Bri and deck two. Bri, they need to not be anywhere near each other, but a little Bri time would do some, do some good

Xhafer

Crewman A comes in after this and owns up to everything.

Laura

This guy, they, they all look like a bunch of buffoons, these underlings with like. covering for their guy when they should realize at this point that the stakes are so way different. We don't need to be doing that anymore.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

Like, we need to be grown ups about this whole thing. They're all, I don't know about the actors, but they all come across as very young.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

Not a good look for any of them.

Xhafer

No.

Laura

But we go back to Caprica for a minute.

Xhafer

Mm hmm.

Laura

Helo starts to set out south. Dusk, presumably.

Xhafer

Mm hmm.

Laura

Six starts mocking Sharon for Helo not loving her. He stops, pulls out his gun, and heads north. And Doryl says, oh, he loves you. And then asks Sharon if she's ready for the next step, and she confirms. So this is where I want to have the conversation. What is up with these Cylons and their obsession with making humans love them? Six, as we talked, SixPT, in the previous episode, is extremely jealous of Starbuck.

And you could almost make a case for it just being something about the Sixes at first in this scene, because Six is like, mocking Sharon, like, Oh, haha, he doesn't love you, But Doral also seems to care and buys into the love language. And I'm wondering, is it just like a you know, psychological problem of like, Sometimes children of parents who neglected them in some way will, like, seek out partners who also don't treat them well because they're reenacting things, and I don't know.

Ja'far has picked up a piece of pizza, listener, and he is eating pizza. At me, because I think he doesn't want to try to say anything. He's nodding now, yes, and a thumbs up. Because Laura's getting too close to something. But boy, it's, it's odd that these Cylons really want to be loved.

Xhafer

It sure is. It's good

Laura

Yeah. Sharon doesn't seem to react a whole bunch to this. But Boomer certainly has some reactions in this episode. So. Let's just keep going.

Xhafer

Baltar brings Starbuck a cigar in the medbay.

Laura

Uh

Xhafer

And she's like, man, this is crazy. Um, given how close they were to your lab, you, you must have totally been the target, right? Because you're building the Cylon detector?

Laura

Uh Huh. He has not thought about this, listener. He is so far up his own butt he didn't even think about, you know, that his project was on CDEC and they blew themselves up on CDEC and maybe these Cylons in the fleet really don't want to be found. You see him shit his pants right in front of Starbuck here.

Xhafer

Yeah, and it doesn't help that 6BT is literally pulling strings behind a curtain.

Laura

Uh Huh. She's like, you hear the music and you see her hand in the curtain.

Xhafer

it's so good.

Laura

Does, does Gaius hear the music every time 6PT shows up? I hope so. Because clearly, you know, she can be like behind him where he doesn't know she's there. Like, you know. He might get, like, a feeling, but I want there to be music in his head, so it's, like, for sure, and he gets to, like, cringe internally.

Xhafer

She quotes the 70s Hulk show, which is fun because that aired at the same time as Battlestar Galactica, the The, The, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. That was

Laura

Yes, yeah, he starts, he leaves, you know, unceremoniously, very abruptly. Uh, Starbucks bedside and immediately starts whining to 6PT in the hallway that they're trying to kill him so he's going to destroy his Cylon detector.

Xhafer

Yep,

Laura

That's when she hulks out.

Xhafer

yep.

Laura

throws him against the bulkhead, the hallway, and again, he looks weird as fuck in this hallway. up against The, the hall talking to something and a crewman sees him doing this. Like we see a guy, I think with a gun walking through the hallways and just like, look it gaas. Why is no one suspecting gaas of being asylum yet

Xhafer

Did you notice that like whenever they're walking down hallways, they're holding hands So his hand is like out like someone's holding it when he walks down hallways when

Laura

Yeah, just like curled with the, yeah. That's fucking weird.

Xhafer

Yep,

Laura

People should be questioning Gaius at least a little bit. And you know, he's pissed people off. So, you know, witch hunt, you know, it's gonna come around at some point, I would think. So weird.

Xhafer

After this, we cut over to the set of Eiffel 65's Blue music video, where Sharon gets beat up by Six and Doryl to give her convincing injuries before Helo finds her.

Laura

And Doryl punches her once. And then Six goes to town.

Xhafer

beats the shit out of her.

Laura

And I'm wondering, is this a manifestation of Six's jealousy? That Hilo loves Sharon? And so, I'm just gonna get a few hits in on her to make myself feel better? Like, she punches her in the face, she like, gets her down and kicks her, and I was like, huh.

Xhafer

I mean, is this the same Six who Gaius was sleeping around on?

Laura

I mean, I don't know. We don't really know, right? We don't know what happened to the Six that was on Caprica during the bombs.

Xhafer

Uh,

Laura

True.

Xhafer

it's not necessarily the case but it's possible. Uh, It's possible that if Cylons are individuals, that this is the same one reincarnated, or if there's a shared consciousness, that she would remember that

Laura

Yeah, she knows all those things. Or are Sixes just jealous?

Xhafer

maybe Sixes are just jealous. Maybe that's just part of their, their thing.

Laura

I don't know, man.

Xhafer

Dom and Rosalind talk about the tribunal's initial findings as the commander is summoned to the tribunal.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah, they get a brief moment here where, you know, they're like, Oh, this specialist has owned up to some gross negligence. Mm hmm. But Adama's not convinced, because he read the transcripts, and it, we saw the transcripts, so we know, like, this is suspicious. This does seem like somebody's taking the fall for somebody. And Rosalind seems very suspicious of Tyrell, as she should but it's too late for much more discussion, as Adama gets called before the tribunal himself.

Xhafer

Yep. Yep.

Laura

But we go back to Caprica real quick. We're not done with Helo and Sharon.

Xhafer

Hilo lurks around a Cylon facility of some variety that has like two Centurions.

Laura

Oh, it's a facility? I thought it was just like an empty

Xhafer

Well, I mean, I think any, anywhere where the Cylons are at this point is a Cylon facility.

Laura

Anywhere where two or more are gathered as a Cylon facility. yeah. We've got this battle bot that's dragging a human is it the same BattleBot that gets a drop on him?

Xhafer

Uh, He gets a drop on one. There's, I think there's two battle bots here.

Laura

Mm hmm. One gets a drop on him. Yeah.

Xhafer

But he's able to take them out. Uh, And he finds Sharon.

Laura

Hey, we didn't talk about this. In the last episode, and I meant to, but I didn't write it down. This time I wrote it down. It seems really inefficient, or really poor design, that a headshot should take out a Cylon.

Xhafer

Agreed.

Laura

Like, if you have the ability to create a robot, you should put redundancies in, or something? Or don't store its brain all in one place?

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

Why would you make it so easy to disable one with a shot to the brain?

Xhafer

I don't know, but I didn't design Cylons, so hard to say.

Laura

we rescue Sharon, and she says they should go, with an ominous look back toward Cameron. I

Xhafer

Yeah, the Master at Arms is starting to interrogate Indama here and make sure, to make sure, that the security failures are Indama's fault for not telling anyone that they needed to change.

Laura

mean, one of the questions she asks very directly is like, Why did you not inform Galactica's security? Which includes her. So, I get it. Like, yeah.

Xhafer

Mm hmm.

Laura

She asked him directly, does he believe that a Cylon blew up the water tanks?

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

And he does.

Xhafer

Mm hmm. Are there Cylons on board? Probably.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

did you let Tyrell and Boomer continue?

Laura

And then she basically implicates the lack of discipline as a cause of Cylon infiltration.

Xhafer

Yeah. Dama is culpable because of this.

Laura

Again, I don't know that we're totally wrong there.

Xhafer

I don't think so, but also this is a bit too far. And Adama agrees. He shuts it down. The Master of Arms orders the guards to make Adama stay. He orders the guards to restrict her to her quarters. And just looks at him and is like, Make a choice, son! Yeah.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah, he, he speechifies that this is now a witch hunt and it's over. And the men choose to obey Adama. So I, I think they've probably observed a lot of this tribunal. I, you can't, I can't imagine you have like a constant guard rotation on this whole thing. So they've probably seen enough to make them just enough uncomfortable. with the whole thing that they'd rather listen to Adama right now. And then we see Rosalind give another conference.

So that specialist we got his name, but I didn't write it down. Socinus,

Xhafer

It's a sinus. Something like that, yeah.

Laura

Yeah he's been thrown under the bus, but just for negligence, not for being conspirator, yeah, or asylum. And. Tyrell goes to Adama to admit the truth about the whole relationship and everything. Tries to, you know, say that Sassinus is innocent, shouldn't really be there. but Adama points out that he doesn't really know what Sassinus was up to, does he? Because he wasn't there. He was with Boomer. And we know that Sassinus lied under oath at least once.

Because he said one thing, and then he said another thing. One of those times had to be not true.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

And then he just, like, stabs him in the dick. And says, you know, if you kept your pants zipped, none of this would be happening right now.

Xhafer

Yup. Yeah. The chief is going to have to live and serve with his guilt here,

Laura

Yep.

Xhafer

which, I mean, I don't know that the ship operates without the chief.

Laura

Yeah, I don't know that I want those little buffoons as adorable as they are, trying to run this on their own.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

I think we can be, I'm starting to like develop a picture in my mind of, I can't figure out who is a Cylon at this point.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

Not enough context and material, and some of it's going to be very misleading, right?

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

But I think Adama gave me enough information. And earlier when he and Rosalind were talking about Tyrell, he said that Tyrell's been on the ship for five years and he's had plenty of time to take it down if he really wanted to. I think Tyrell is not a Cylon

Xhafer

Okay.

Laura

because of that. And then also like he has, having been on the ship that long, like knows all the quirks of the older machine. Right. And the Cylons would really need to know that stuff. Right. So, it would have been very easy to get from him already. So, I don't know. I'm, I'm writing for team Tyrell is not a Cylon. Um, the other ones I've been thinking about that I could get behind for sure, they're not Cylons.

Xhafer

Yeah. Who's not a Cylon? Let's get a list.

Laura

Ah, Adama. Not a Cylon. Because he's too prominent. You can't have multiple Adamas just running around the fleet. Like, he would have to be the only one. I guess that's possible, is that there could be a model that there's just only one of them

Xhafer

I mean, only one in the fleet.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

sense.

Laura

Rosalind seems pretty safe to not be a Cylon. for the same reason.

Xhafer

Okay.

Laura

You would have to have just the one. And I'm, I'm putting a caveat there. You could have a model where you have just the one.

Xhafer

Okay.

Laura

Also, It would be really odd, but I guess it could be done for the Cylons to give one of their own breast cancer. Like,

Xhafer

Yeah,

Laura

it could, it would be weird, but it could be done. But it seems too weird. So that's pretty much, like, where I'm at is I don't think those three people are Cylons.

Xhafer

three. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna do a thing. I,

Laura

Oh, do I have

Xhafer

hands, no, no, no, no, no, On my hands, I have three numbers, right?

Laura

Uh Huh.

Xhafer

One of these hands shows how many you got right. One of these hands shows how many you got wrong. I'm not gonna tell you which is which. But I will show you the counts. Okay.

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

Okay,

Laura

Hmm.

Xhafer

I'm holding up two fingers on one hand and one on the other because I just remembered that this is an audio format and y'all need that, sorry.

Laura

Oh boy, that sucks. Okay. Neat. Neat.

Xhafer

a little air of mystery, you know?

Laura

Okay, well, Anyway, after we stabbed Tyrell in the dick he goes to meet Boomer again.

Xhafer

Yeah,

Laura

But this time, it's over.

Xhafer

yeah, he ends the relationship. He refuses to put his relationship and happiness above his crew,

Laura

Mhm.

Xhafer

is the nice way of saying it. She does not handle this well though.

Laura

The fact that she even demanded an explanation from him is wild to me. Like, you are close enough to this whole situation that you should fucking know exactly why you're being broken up with here. And you should have, like, been grappling with it before you got to this moment in the water tanks again.

Xhafer

for sure.

Laura

Like, What the fuck, Boomer. Don't be so stupid. She's a stupid Cylon. She's stupid and Cylon.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

She's pretty petulant here. When he explains the obvious to her. And starts to walk away. And that's when we have the moment. He asks about the hatchcombing. And she refuses to answer him.

Xhafer

Yep.

Laura

Just walks away.

Xhafer

That's the

Laura

Credits.

Xhafer

On a scale of 1 to 12 colonies. How do you feel about this one?

Laura

Well. I think I like it a little bit better than the last one because I'm not distracted by those like, how did you get the thing to seal? And how did you find the oxygen tube and not the poop

Xhafer

suing all over the universe? Yeah.

Laura

Yeah. Yeah. And it has that, you know, like 12 angry men, like the crucible vibes. Mm hmm. It's really, really intense and really strong. So I would bump this one back up to 10.

Xhafer

Yeah. I love this episode. This is an 11 for me.

Laura

yeah, yeah, I, I am mad at some characters because they are behaving stupidly, but it's believable human stupid. I'm very curious about our Cylons, who really want to be, they just want a hug from Mommy and Daddy, I think. I think that's what they really need. Maybe we just need Adama and Rosalyn to sit down and love their children. I don't know.

There was a lot to chew on in here, a lot to wonder about, and I would be really surprised if we just completely leave witch hunting in the past, in the show.

Xhafer

Well, we'll see how Gaius's work goes.

Laura

Yeah.

Xhafer

Clearly it wants to be stopped by the Cylons. So,

Laura

Yep. And it's so strange, 6BT really wants a Cylon detector. Or something that looks like a Cylon detector, perhaps.

Xhafer

Does she?

Laura

Well, I don't know. She really wants him to continue

Xhafer

She really wants him to have a nuke.

Laura

Yeah, that's true. She really wants Something about the project to be continuing. Is it actually the Cylon detector or is it a nuke or is there a secret third option? I don't know about yet.

Xhafer

Yeah. All right. Well, you ready to hear the description of next episode? I,

Laura

Yeah, I'm, I'm very curious as to the description you got, because I had the Apple TV one that was kind of spoilery, but not too

Xhafer

I wrote this one to be less spoilery than the one that I saw,

Laura

Okay.

Xhafer

which is when, when Baltar and the number six who lives in his head have a falling out, she abandons him only to surface a short while later aboard the Galactica has Shelley Godfrey, an associate of Dr. Amarak.

Laura

Hmm. Yeah, we remember Dr. Amarak. He was the doctor that was going to come on board in 33.

Xhafer

Yeah.

Laura

Is that the episode where it happened? Yeah, I think it was 33 because like we're jumping all over and we can't get this guy on board and then he happened to be on the Olympic carrier. But he claimed to have proof that Gaius was involved in the shutting down of Caprico's defenses.

Xhafer

so we'll see where this one takes us.

Laura

I'm very excited.

Xhafer

But before we do, we have to say thank you to Jeremy Siegel. Thanks so much, Jeremy, for our theme music. Appreciate the hell out of it. You can find more of Jeremy's work at jeremysiegel42. bandcamp. com and on streaming services. It's nuclear Jaguar.

Laura

And thank you to Angry Duck Instagram for our podcast start work.

Xhafer

Aaron. Thanks so much for editing this podcast. Appreciate the hell out of it. All the work and time you put into making a sound coherent and getting it out on time. Thank you so much.

Laura

Yeah. And thank you, listener, for being here with us. If you just really want to talk Cylon spoilers, you can get in our discord and I won't be there. So I won't see any of your spoilers. So make sure you keep it in spoiler chat and everything else. You can talk to me and just not about spoilers.

Xhafer

Just no spoilies in non spoily chat. Them be the rules. We'll see you next week, internet.

Laura

Bye.

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