This week we’re checking out a podcast that has been going for over twelve years. Jackie Schimmel started the show as an opportunity to complain about how life just isn’t fair. So at this point, in 2024, she should be really good at bitching about stuff… or so you would think. Blind Mike joins the show to discuss whether saying something with a silly voice makes it funny or not. Paddy Brokenskull is back to being mad at me again. Kevin Brennan reacts to our recent segment about him with the dumb...
Aug 29, 2024•2 hr 55 min•Season 1Ep. 548
This week we’re checking out a podcast that asks the question we’ve all been debating for years - is the band Ween trans coded? Also, what the heck does trans coded mean? Don’t worry, we’re going to figure this all out. Jodie B joins us to figure out if the host of Haus of Decline is a pretty girl or not. Then we check in on Donald Trump’s interview with Theo Von and play all of the highlights. Theo might have been in over his head. Lady Babylon is starting to fire back at his detractors and he ...
Aug 25, 2024•2 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 547
We’re back in the WATP studios to check out a new podcast from Tom Arnold and George Eads’ ex-wife, what’s-her-name. They both have had horrible, public divorces so now they do a show about how awesome it is to end your marriage. And to make things even funnier and more wacky, Tom Arnold is going back and forth with his ex over legal disputes, child custody, and restraining orders. Haha, what a character! Lucy Tightbox and Trucker Andy both join us in the studio to celebrate Tom’s inability to s...
Aug 22, 2024•2 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 546
Jenny Jingles, Producer Chris, and I went down to the studio to discuss all the happenings at this past weekend’s DabbleCon 2. We talked about all of the major events, all the hang outs, the crime, the stand out performances, and everything in between. We were joined by Cardiff for a bit as well as Rocco who had a really hard time getting back to Colorado. Thanks to everyone who came out to the show and ordered the streaming version of it. It was one heck of a weekend! Pardon my French. Tickets ...
Aug 20, 2024•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 545
We're live at DabbleCon 2 with a jam-packed episode featuring Stuttering John, Rob Saul, Dr. Steve, Opie, The Biggest Problem in the Universe, and footage of John outside of Patrick Melton's house (allegedly). Producer Chris and I are joined by Anthony Cumia, Jenny Jingles, Missy B, Trucker Andy, Lucy Tightbox, Patrick Melton, Rocco Burro, Bryan Johnson, and Maribeth Rosie. Thanks to everyone who made the trip to Rochester to see the show live. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo cod...
Aug 18, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 545
This week we’re watching a show that’s being considered for the “Best Podcast of the Year” award. Pretty impressive. Oh wait, it’s up for the best podcast in Springfield, IL. These midwesterners are a special kind of dumb. From conspiracy theories to pro wrestling talk, here’s the reason most of the world hates Americans. Trucker Andy and review girl Annie both join us in-studio to try to figure out why these people think they’re doing a show. Then we check in on Opie finding out there’s a chapt...
Aug 15, 2024•2 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 544
Jojo Siwa was a child star from reality television. Her and her mom appeared on Dance Moms for a couple of years and then Jojo signed to Nickelodeon where she went on to become very famous in the world of children’s entertainment. And now, she’s trying to transition to an adult audience by coming out as a lesbian. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to discuss the top five times Jojo has cried. After a great Steel Toe stinger from the WDUM Prank Call Podcast, we’re joined by Missy B and Carter to brea...
Aug 11, 2024•2 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 543
We’ve got a real head scratcher for you this week. Danny Jones sat down for an almost four hour long interview with Dr. Annon Hillman aka Lady Babylon. Lady Babylon is either brilliant or completely out of his mind. Be prepared for the world’s hottest take on Jesus Christ and his apostles. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to help us translate ancient Greek text in order to expose the truth! Then Jake Hudson tries WATP’s hot sauce. He likes it, Jakey likes it! We’re joined by Buffy the Vampire star A...
Aug 08, 2024•2 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 542
This week we’re getting to know Peru Flores and Nick Rosenthal, aka Pioneer Peru and Trailblazer Nick. And by getting to know them, I mean we’re really getting to know them. Strap in for a wild ride that covers new tattoos and a wacky threesome. Tookie joins the show to help offset the deeply disturbing stories told by Peru and Nick. After a quick peak at the Allen Cox show, Dylan submitted a fantastic Hawk Tuah song parody. Then we check in on Opie who made a trip back to Manhattan to rub it in...
Aug 04, 2024•2 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 541
Bill Maher just had one of the most awkward interviews with recent guest Haliey Welch, aka, the Hawk Tuah girl. For some reason Bill thinks it’s his job to make sure she is successful in show business. His big idea? She could host a podcast on his network. I wonder if that offer has anything to do with the fact that she’s a hot 21 year old girl. It’s just Producer Chris and me as we try to figure out what is wrong with Bill Maher. Then we run through a number of cringe clips including Adam Carol...
Aug 01, 2024•2 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 540
Meet Mariya Nurislamova, a successful CEO who also shares her thoughts on energy portals, karmic payback, quantum leaps, and much more on her YouTube channel. She discusses the end times, spiritual awakening, and losing your keys. Also, something about teeth and your ancestors, I don’t know I wasn’t paying attention. Trucker Andy and Jenny Jingles join the show to discuss deep jurning and $125k retreats. Jerry Banfield says you CAN handle the truth. Then we watch Aaron Imholte show total disrega...
Jul 28, 2024•2 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 539
This week’s midweek show was recorded in Drew Lane’s basement after the four of us saw The Corey Feldman Band last night. Corey only played seven songs but it was totally worth the flight to Detroit and I’d do it again. Marc, Brandon, and I each took videos of the show and we analyze all of the highlights. After we found out Corey’s keyboard player can’t play, sing, or perform, we get into Stuttering John’s amazing tribute to his former agent Don Buchwald. No one does an insulting eulogy better ...
Jul 25, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 538
If you’re checking out this episode you’re in the right place because we have some amazing life hacks! GG33, aka Gary, is a numerologist who has life figured out and is willing to pass some of his knowledge on to us. Want to make a ton of money? Just have a sale on the 8th. Boom! It’s that easy. Eric Zane joins the show to try to figure out what his lifepath number is (spoiler, it’s 4). We have the News Junkies as our cringe of the week then Aaron Imholte has a “brilliant” idea for his 10 year a...
Jul 21, 2024•2 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 537
This week we’re introduced to the comedy duo of Harper-Rose Drummond and Kate Lavrentios. When they aren’t doing hysterical skits or knee-slapping standup sets, you can find them in their bedroom yelling a lot and waving their arms in unison. These women need a lot of attention but at least they’re totally DTF. Lucy Tightbox joins the show and explains that you’re supposed to do your makeup before you hit record. KMS makes our Cringe of the Week and then we have a CotW response from The Biggest ...
Jul 18, 2024•2 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 536
Stuttering John has been attempting to bully people with copyright claims and copyright strikes for a while now. Let's not forget he was going to sue Rocco for playing his kids' wedding speeches, a wedding he did not attend and had nothing to do with, because he claimed he owned the copyright. He also loves to play his dumb guitar riff intro whenever someone is sniping him so he can then strike their channels. After having a conversation with my new PI, I discovered that John hasn't filed for a ...
Jul 16, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 536
This week we’re chatting about another social media influencer who has entered the realm of podcasting. Salice Rose doesn’t appear to be talented in any way or even attractive… how does this happen? Either way, I was more interested in the “rebirth coach” that she interviews, Deanne Munoz. This grifter forgot to not make the grift so obvious. Trucker Andy is on to show us why Salice is so famous - she once took a bath in Gatorade. Wow! Scorch actually addressed the fact that Marshall Loether cam...
Jul 14, 2024•2 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 535
Three guys with varying degrees of success in show business get together to discuss, in excruciating detail, a different action movie each episode. There’s lots of yelling and lots of laughing so it must be great! It also appears to be wildly successful, so there’s that. Lucy Tightbox and Christian Bladt join the show to discuss the Action Boyz social media promos and how to end an improv bit. Then we check in on Helga Mann’s show, now called Trainwreck TV, because Lisa Boswell is BACK!! She can...
Jul 11, 2024•2 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 534
We’re changing things up this week by starting off with Stuttering John treating his mother like his servant. We also get a peak into what it’s like to be friends with John. Then we check in on Aaron Imholte who was very happy to read leaked documents when it showed that his former friends and ex-wife were arrested for coke possession. But now that there are documents that expose his domestic violence accusations he doesn’t like talking about these things anymore. Then we bring in David Collins ...
Jul 07, 2024•2 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 533
This week we’re celebrating the Fourth of July with the most American thing ever - social media influencers. Britney and Garik have millions of TikTok and IG followers who are interested in their relationship, so now they have their own podcast to talk about it. What could go right? Lucy Tightbox and Trucker Andy ARE BACK to discuss Britney’s dogs and Garik’s chicken wings. Then we learn about Hailey Welch, the Hawk Tuah girl made an appearance on Plan Bri Uncut recently. Then we get into Stutte...
Jul 04, 2024•2 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 532
This week we’re checking in on Fleece Johnson. If you’re not familiar, Mr. Johnson is the biggest reason you should obey the law. He was a real horny guy in prison. Now he’s struggling with whether he’s gay or not. I think by the time you sleep with your 25th boyfriend it’s safe to say you’re no longer just experimenting. Tab Birt joins the show to educate us on Fleece’s understanding of homosexuality in biblical times. Then we watch Scorch get exactly what he deserves from his guest. After that...
Jun 30, 2024•2 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 531
This week we’re watching a guy who labels himself a gainer and a glutton. His only mission in life is to put on weight. He wants to see how fat he can get. It’s basically just a mentally ill guy who is slowly committing suicide and asking the viewers to fund it through Cash app and OnlyFans. No, for real! Anthony Zenhauser makes his WATP debut and almost guesses MobyJack’s weight to the pound. After we listen to a guy who does a podcast with his cat as the cohost, we check in on Aaron Imholte fr...
Jun 27, 2024•2 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 530
I’m sure you all remember Xander Alexander, the X Factor contestant from 2011. He has a podcast about being gay where he gives out very helpful tips like how to clean out your butthole if you’re a bottom and how to not vote for Donald Trump. These are things all people in the LGBTQIA2+ need to know! Jodie B. joins the show to breakdown all of Xander’s amazing catchphrases. After Dr. Steve explains Helga’s tucking technique (wow this show is getting gay), Missy B. and Carter from Tawk Studios com...
Jun 23, 2024•3 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 529
The Horror Trans Podcast is a “show” hosted by “trans” “woman” named Stephanie Bri. Doug from Who’s Right did a deep dive on this character that includes toy unboxing videos and music critiques. Stephanie likes the Beastie Boys but two of their songs are in the worst 25 songs of all time? After Doug’s thorough analysis on the highs and lows of Mr. Bri, Harrison Young tries to figure out a gender neutral word for “farmer.” Then we play the debut We Are The Dabblers, an epic song put together by C...
Jun 20, 2024•2 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 528
108.9 The Hawk is a failing fictional classic rock radio station in the fictional city of Val Verde. Well, the failing part isn’t fictional. A couple of seasoned improv guys demonstrate how hard improv is for some people. They’re pretending to be cheesy radio DJs and are somehow less funny and more corny than actual radio DJs. Pat Oates joins the show and quickly realizes that he works with the exact people these guys are trying to clown. After some very lame commercial parodies, we check in on ...
Jun 16, 2024•2 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 527
We start things off this episode with three guys debating which terrible “horror” book written for 12 year old boys is better. At no point do one of these guys stop, look around the room, and reassess their entire existence. Instead they earnestly explain the plot holes and poor character development of a book written in 1993 for tweens. Andy and Lucy join the show to discuss how cool BD, the baby momma bandit, comes off spittin’ straight facts about Goosebumps. After updates on Aaron Imholte, L...
Jun 13, 2024•2 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 526
We had a special bonus episode this week after Stuttering John was once again porn bombed on his show. For some dumb reason John decided this week that he wants to go after Dr. Steve. He obviously didn't realize how much the entire Dabbleverse loves Dr. Steve. Even his supporters like ClayDabbler, Quadfather, and Dirty Deeds told him to lay off Steve. But instead of learning and course correcting, John decided to double down and eventually melting down. We're also joined by Devil's Joint, the mo...
Jun 12, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 525
Peter McClane lives in Vegas and he’s obsessed with big boobs. Well, not big boobs. We all like big boobs. This guy is a little different. He’s obsessed with huge boobs! You can’t find bras for these things. These are the types of boobs that, in third-world countries, have to be supported by child slave labor. Vinnie Paulino joins us to remind everyone that obese women in porn are not beautiful. Then Maddox has a new announcement that’s a real head scratcher. Missy B joins the show to analyze Aa...
Jun 09, 2024•2 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 525
This week we’re getting caught up on the extremely famous YouTuber, idubbbz aka Ian Kane Jomha. This guy was an edgelord whose outrageous videos got him millions of viewers. Now that he’s in his mid 30s, he’s doing a podcast with his wife where the two of them talk about nonsense and prove how dumb they are. Anisa at one point schools her husband on who “invented” electricity. Andy Q Public and Lucy Tightbox both join the show to school us on idubbbz’s history and Anisa’s OnlyFans page. After a ...
Jun 06, 2024•2 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 524
Last night we went live on YouTube to talk about our weekend in Las Vegas at Hackamania. I decided to take out most of the superchats (you're welcome) and post this to our feed for everyone who still prefers audio podcasts like me. I was joined by Jen from the Jingles Department, Vinnie Paulino, and Christian Bladt who were all there. We talked about the shows, behind the scenes antics, the meet ups, and my $20 clean up fee from Lyft. Also, Aaron Imholte continues to make up things I'm saying ab...
Jun 05, 2024•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 523
We were live in Las Vegas for Hackamania and, I can’t believe it, but the audio came out great! Well, I should believe it, I had nothing to do with it. We start with Stuttering John getting duped by a meme and refusing to admit that he’s dumb. Then Doctor Steve teaches us about putting things in our pee holes which segues into Don’t Feed The Models, a Vegas-based podcast hosted by Drew Belcher who is a nerd with too many social media followers for his own good. After that we check in on Steel To...
Jun 04, 2024•1 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 523
