On this episode we check out a show made by adults. The reason I wrote that is because you wouldn't know otherwise. They get very excited about breakfast cereal and they can't wait to tell you, the listener, which cereals they recommend. I swear, if they actually have listeners these people have some explaining to do. Trucker Andy joins us to talk about these piazzas before transitioning into a crazy conversation between Bill Maher and Richard Dreyfuss. Why a 75 year old Dreyfuss would talk abou...
May 11, 2023•1 hr 59 min•Season 1Ep. 409
Amanda Montell & Isa Medina think that everything is a cult. Well, I guess they have to think everything is a cult or else they wouldn't have anything to talk about. Wouldn't that be nice. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to listen to adults talk like children. But not just any children, the most annoying children ever. After that, a baseball announcer hits an n-bomb, Tommy from MSCS is afraid of robot umpires, Chad Zumock gets out-mudsharked, Opie turns into Anthony, and we play another round ...
May 07, 2023•2 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 408
Steven Crowder has been making a lot of news lately. Unfortunately, most of it is about him being a bad person in his personal life and as an employer. We dig into the fallout with Dave Landau and the Ring Cam video that leaked for context before reviewing the actual hacky morning zoo that is Louder With Crowder. Blind Mike and Christian Bladt both join the show to listen to promotions for the Mug Club between terrible pre-written bits. Then we check out a whale on Whatever Podcast, Geno Biscont...
May 04, 2023•2 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 407
This week we check out a very fun conversation between my favorite vocal fry and my favorite tourette's influencer. Sofia Franklyn is interviewing Baylen Dupree on her podcast and it's hard to tell if Baylen is okay with us laughing at her tics or if she's offended by it. Oh wait, that's right, I don't care. Trucker Andy joins the show to wind it up and put the ranch down. After a couple of listener-submitted parody songs, we document the latest events with Chad Zumock and Misery Loves Company. ...
Apr 30, 2023•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 406
Today we're humiliating guys who have small penises. I know, it sounds terrible, but it gets much worse. This podcaster sells products that actually shrink your penis. This woman is the problem to your solution. Kaya Orsan joins the show to find out if sissification is transphobic. It's not. Then we check in on Patty Pukewater with his latest Brendan Schaub confusion and brand new 60 second reviews. Also, I was on Misery Loves Company and made the mistake of complimenting Shuli and the Uncle Ric...
Apr 27, 2023•2 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 405
We were in Philadelphia last night and a lot of you were too. For some reason I was allowed to run the tech and shockingly, I didn't mess it up!! This one came out great (although I'm sure I'll read comments from people with a different opinion). We were joined by Dick Masterson, Vito Gesualdi, Nick Rekieta, Jenny Jingles, Tab Birt, and Vinnie Paulino as we discussed Stuttering John, Opie, Ash, and a bunch of other things. There was a Creep Off / Biggest Problem crossover and we ended quite slop...
Apr 23, 2023•2 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 404
The Chad Zumock moratorium is over so I decided to report on what's new with this fat clown. His schtick is getting old fast. Is he currently on Misery Loves Company? Who knows. Probably. Then we have a special episode that was previously only behind a paywall, it's a Dick Show crossover event! These shows are always so fun. Dick and I talk about straight guys who have gay sex and Lorenzo Arreola's show. And stick around to the end because we have everyone's favorite segment - shoutouts! Support...
Apr 20, 2023•2 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 403
Maintenance Phase is an extremely successful podcast about being fat and staying fat. Their goal is to prove that there's nothing unhealthy about overeating and not exercising. Apparently there's a huge audience for this. Literally huge. Both Dick Masterson and Dr. Steve join the show to discuss the three most offensive letters in alphabet - B, M, and I. Then Howard Stern talks about guys' penises a little bit too much and Patty C Cups roasts roast comics. https://thedickshow.com/ https://www.do...
Apr 16, 2023•2 hr•Season 1Ep. 402
This time around we review a show that is maddeningly unfunny and tryhardy. Adal, JPC, and Erin talk in annoying voices, play annoying sound effects, and laugh at everything. And the worst part is, for some reason it's popular. Christian Bladt joins to review the show he claims was "hard to clip" with five days worth of clips. Then after some new song parodies we tackle the Anthony Cumia vs. Bill Burr saga. But not really, we actually just listen to Opie's hot take on the matter. For some reason...
Apr 13, 2023•2 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 401
It's our 400th episode and we're celebrating by bringing back some of the worst shows from the first 399 episodes. We start with Bertcast, a show where Bert Kreischer talks at his guest about himself. Then we hit Step by Stapp, a show with the worse premise ever concocted. Then it's Free Beer and Hot Wings, a morning radio show that is in dozens of markets and heard by dozens of people. Trucker Andy and Eric Zane both join the show to present the best of the worst. Then we address the fallout fr...
Apr 09, 2023•2 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 400
This week we watch two reality show stars bring all the fake energy and nonsense that is the Bravo network to a podcast. I hope you're ready for these two sassy ladies because THEY'VE HAD IT and they're ready to make all their gripes be known. If you back into a parking spot, THEY'VE HAD IT! Producer Chris gets promoted up a mic to help us make sense of why there would be zero hot takes on a show that's only about having hot takes. Then we listen to Howard Stern interview Reggie Jackson and try ...
Apr 06, 2023•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 399
Two cornballs do a true crime show about petty crimes. The female host, Amanda, is something else. I've been around mosquitoes that were less annoying. Vinnie Paulino is on the show to point out all the ways The Creep Off is a superior true crime comedy podcast. Then we get caught up on the latest drama that has unfolded from Ray DeVito interviewing Aaron Imholte. Cardiff streamed Chad streaming Ray and I couldn't stop watching the insanity. So I guess Ray and Chad are fighting now or something,...
Apr 02, 2023•1 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 398
This week we review a show that is likely the most difficult and time consuming to produce podcast we've ever reviewed. If that's a compliment, that's where the compliments end. Get ready for lots of improv, music beds, wacky accents, and singing. They don't lack confidence, I'll give 'em that. Cardiff joins as we were waiting for Kevin and Chris to get to the studio. Despite the late start, we have a very productive review of these music nerds' show. After that, we watch a guy watching two guys...
Mar 30, 2023•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 397
I'd like to introduce you to Alex and Jordyn, two of the dumbest people you'll ever hear. I'm not sure what the point of this show is unless the point is for the listeners to laugh at the hosts. Or maybe the deep state is keeping tabs on anyone who actually listens to this show so they can trick them into future attacks on the capitol and governor kidnapping schemes. Trucker Andy is on this week to figure out if Alex and Jordyn are a suitable replacement for Alex and Sofia (they aren't). Then we...
Mar 26, 2023•2 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 396
This week is a special "Karl's on vacation" edition of WATP. It starts with my appearance on the Drew and Mike Show this week talking about Bert Kreischer on Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade. Bert is actually calmer than usual, it's shocking. But he still manages to say very stupid things. And don't get me started on Dana Carvey. Speaking of stupid things, we also check out the latest from David Lee Roth. He's back with season 2 of The Roth Show. After that, Vinnie Paulino and I ...
Mar 23, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 395
On today's show we listen to wannabe comedy writers write and act out fan fiction complete with foley work and impersonations. It wouldn't be embarrassing if they hadn't uploaded it to the internet. We also get some fun facts and hilarious fake commercials that show nothing but disdain for people who live in the South. Both Chrissie Mayr and Erik Nagel join the show to try to determine if these people are children or adults. Then we hit some cringes of the week, a Billie Eilish parody from Tony ...
Mar 19, 2023•2 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 394
This week we find the worst idea for a show format possible, playing random karaoke from strangers. And not only does the format stink, the execution of this is horrific. I can't imagine finding two guys who could make this show more obnoxious. Stop pretending you love listening to karaoke, you're not fooling anyone into enjoying this! Branden from Shitty Song of the Week joins us to discuss bad songs, bad singing, and bad jokes. Then strap in because Chad Zumock admitted that the story about ge...
Mar 16, 2023•2 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 393
There is a podcast dedicated to the most embarrassing fetish ever. I'm not surprised this show exists but I can't believe it's made by adults. Trucker Andy joins the show to help us pronounce eproctophilia. Then we revisit Rover's Morning Glory as they have some new information about Chad Zumock. If they only talked about Chad this would be the greatest radio show of all time. Then Opie weighs in on Chad's "accident," Andy brings an update on Patty C Cups, and we watch Mike Tyson slowly eat a to...
Mar 12, 2023•2 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 392
On this episode we review a podcast that is about podcasts. Sounds like it could get confusing. Nope, they never actually talk about podcasts. Seems like this show has lost its way. Also, the host might need to call a hotline and talk about it. Doug from Good Times Great Movies joins us to talk about the host's deep and dark depression. Then we switch gears to things that are more fun. Chad Zumock and Ray DeVito went at it on MLC, Chad had an incident after the show and conspiracy theories are r...
Mar 09, 2023•2 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 391
Warning - in this episode we talk about some scary things like water baby zombies and haunted bridges. Two girls who have no idea what they're talking about tell us about a lake that they visited and all the information they, as white people, could find about it. Eric Zane joins the show once again to chat about skinwalkers and speaking to ghosts. Then we have a new offering from Myster Magenta, Howard Stern interviews KISS and makes it all about his own childhood, Chad's cohost Tyler brings not...
Mar 05, 2023•2 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 390
Do you want to know why Mommy drinks? To avoid parenting her brats. This is a show hosted by a person who has no idea how to be a mother. She's too busy pretending she's a comedian. And her husband? Don't ask. Christin Bladt joins the show to introduce a new game (I win). Then Ray DeVito hops on to discuss being friends with Chad Zumock (who needs enemies?) as well as Patrick Michael's new Patreon-only episode and Opie's 2nd beer review show. Oh, and Opie addresses WATP and Steel Toe directly. H...
Mar 02, 2023•2 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 389
This week we check out another show that watches an old TV show and breaks it down one episode at a time. Does it include people from the show? Nope. Do the hosts have any expertise in creating entertainment? Definitely not. Should adults be enjoying a children's show they watched as tweens? I won't answer that one, I don't want to piss off most of the internet. Mike Geary is on to laugh along with the two hosts who can't stop making jokes about 9/11. But that's just the start. We then check out...
Feb 26, 2023•2 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 388
I hope all you ladies are ready to giggle because we're saddling up next to the Giggly Squad. Apparently these women, much like Stuttering John, think that as long as the hosts are laughing the show must be funny. At least one of them is very hot, so there's that. Kaya Orsan joins the show to learn all about his Saturn return. After we check out an amazing new Chad Zumock song, we do a deep dive on the Ralphamale himself, Ethan Ralph. And finally Cardiff joins us to help us catch an alien. https...
Feb 23, 2023•1 hr 55 min•Season 1Ep. 387
There are two types of people we find when we review podcasts - people who are bad at podcasting and people who are bad at life. On this episode we explore the latter. This is a show with decent production and a lot going on, the problem is it's run by people who think having sex with animals is the bee's knees. Doug from Who's Right joins us to talk about the similarities between zoophiles and BLM. Also, Opie finally released the new show he's been talking about for some time, Patty C Cups resp...
Feb 19, 2023•2 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 386
If you ever watched Blossom and thought, I wonder who's going to take themselves the most seriously in 20 years, today's show will answer that. Mayim Bialik, when she isn't annoying Jeopardy fans, does a podcast that interviews people like Corey Feldman and pretends he's a talented performer. Trucker Andy joins the show to celebrate Corey's music career. Then we're joined by KC Armstrong, the former producer of the Howard Stern Show. He's heard enough of Stuttering John's lies and he's ready to ...
Feb 16, 2023•2 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 385
We're celebrating Valentine's Day early with a show all about the clitoris. Is it real? Does it do anything? Seriously, I didn't learn anything from this show. Help me out here. Bryan Johnson from Tell Em Steve Dave joins us to discuss the limited number of slang terms for vagina that these women know. Then we check out the latest from Patty C Cups who might have found the secret to podcasting - laughing at jerks. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to discuss the ongoing attempts to ruin what was a v...
Feb 12, 2023•2 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 384
This week we peak back at Stuttering John's appearances on The Howard Stern Show. It's amazing how accurate Howard was about John's abilities. We're live at DabbleCon and we're joined by Anthony Cumia, Missy B, Trucker Andy, Jenny Jingles, Chrissie Mayr, Mark Ippolito, Lucy Tightbox, and Cardiff Electric. After listening to a younger but just as stupid Stuttering John, we check in on Tommy from MSCS Media and Chad Zumock's latest meltdown. Mark from the comedy club recounts some fascinating stor...
Feb 05, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 383
The two worst ways to consume porn are in writing and audio-only formats. Literotica is a website that houses tons of fan fiction erotica. This podcast isn't that, it's interviews with the people who spend way too much time writing and voice acting sex scenes. Vinnie Paulino joins us to learn more about LushInLace, a woman who pretends to suck on penises while sounding like she might start crying. We also get an update on how Kevin Brennan feels about Chad Zumock, we finish up John's final Stern...
Feb 02, 2023•2 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 382
It's been a minute since we've checked in on Opie, I wonder how he's doing. Answer, the same. This man is trapped in some type of time vortex where nothing about his life ever changes. Well, he is quickly draining his bank accounts so I guess there's that. Monique from Radio Gunk joins the show to discuss Opie's $7 million Manhattan apartment and other multi-million dollar homes. Then we go back to Stuttering John's special Stern Sunday show, this time with Mike Gange. Tom Myers is featured on t...
Jan 29, 2023•2 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 381
We have our own feed now! This will be the last episode posted on the WATP feed, please subscribe to Who Are These Socials wherever you listen to podcasts. This week we start with TikToker Baylen Dupree, she has a condition that causes her to yell out hilarious catch phrases. Also, Wings of Redemption thinks that tweens are whores, Julia Fox and Alec Baldwin are doing more harm than good on social media, a Googler shows off her amazing amenities at work, a female sports reporter proves it's hard...
Jan 27, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 8
