Stuttering John "won" a conversation at the pub and can't wait to tell us all about it. It's not a surprise, John knows more about politics and does all the research. So of course he's going to school his "mates" at the Scotland Yard. Chrissie Mayr and Frank Pellegrino join the show to react to this wet brained dolt. Then we visit his website and check out his first Tonight Show appearance. He comes out wearing an Indiana Jones hat and it goes nowhere. Good job, stupid. https://www.chrissiemayr....
Jul 20, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 328
This week we check in on the "dirtbag left," (their term, not mine) and try to figure out who's the dullest person in the room. These people could suck the energy out of a nuclear power plant. Also, I'm an idiot because I didn't realize one of the hosts is in the show Succession. My bad. Jim Florentine and Chrissie Mayr both join us live in studio to try to figure out why this show is so successful and why everyone can't become rich with a podcast. We then hear Vito Gesualdi calling out Frank Pe...
Jul 17, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 327
Only Tom Myers would put out a 2-part "best of 2022" podcast in July. The guy who looks like It dares us to clown him. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to get irritated immediately. We're then joined by Cardiff Electric who is totally not Dr. Steve. We talk about a new strategy for keeping Stuttering John's show going before taking a walk down memory lane as we watch John "play" guitar on Conan O'Brien in 1994. We wrap things in a neat bow with another lesson from Tony Michaels about funnels or som...
Jul 14, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 326
Two guys who made some pretty funny sketch comedy videos for College Humor back in the day are now coasting on their minimal success in show business with an "advice" style podcast. If they would just change the title to "Phoning It In" I would forgive them. The problem is they're pretending to put on an interesting show. Stop it. Blind Mike joins us to discuss bars in the middle of Walmarts and mixing Pringles with mac & cheese. Then Garrett Andritz, former producer of the Opie and Anthony ...
Jul 10, 2022•2 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 325
Big news in the world of the Dabblers, Stuttering John finally admits what everyone has known since Muttering John's convincing report, that he's been substitute teaching for extra cash. Or maybe because he likes it and wants to give back to his community. Who knows, there are many explanations given. Shuli Egar, Vinny the Lawyer, and Dr. Steve all join the show to learn why John is finally coming clean on his side hustle (a WATP exclusive). Also, Dr. Steve disagrees with the Postmates ad that t...
Jul 07, 2022•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 324
We found gay people who like to talk about sex. FINALLY! They're usually so reluctant. Not only do they talk about sex, they have an entire podcast dedicated to it. Get ready for some very spicy lesbian sex talk. Spicy like a grapefruit. Trucker Andy joins us this week to explain how much he appreciates the struggle of the LGBTQIA+ community and their allies. We also watch Tony Michaels drive in, drive out, and drive thru in yet another hilarious fast food vlog. And Tom Myers is back to doing wh...
Jul 03, 2022•2 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 323
It's time to check in on Opie who recently recovered from Covid (thank God) and is back to living on the beach so he no longer has to move his car for the street sweeper (dammit!). It's impossible to figure out why this guy is still broadcasting but we're extremely thankful that he is. Eric Zane joins the show to discuss his recent Cringe of the Week recognition. This guy is a two time CotW award recipient, very impressive. We also drop in on the Drew and Mike Show talking about parking, Stutter...
Jun 30, 2022•2 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 322
Stuttering John and his best friend Scott the Engineer made a trip over to Tommy's house to do yet another drunken interview with Tommy from MSCS Media. I'd tell you to go watch it but based on the number of views it has on YouTube I have to assume you already have. Stick around to the end as we reveal how many beers John was able to gulp down during a single interview. Cros stops by to analyze Tommy's social media presence. After reading sentences that sound like they might be written in Englis...
Jun 26, 2022•2 hr 53 min•Season 1Ep. 321
This week we check out a couple of podcasts featuring Haley Mancini and her awkward cohost Maddox. I've seen guys simp before, but Maddox is the simpiest simp who ever simped. Dick Masterson joins us to discover what Maddox thought was good podcasting after the two of them split up. Get ready to debate Godzilla while learning all about Haley's dreamy boyfriend. https://thedickshow.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https:/...
Jun 23, 2022•1 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 320
Imagine being curious about a porn actress to the point where you want to learn more about her. What kind of lunatic would think that's a good idea? His name is Patrick Palmer and he's the host of Jizz Talking, a show that interviews porn actors with such hard hitting questions as "how did you get started in the business?" Riveting stuff! Pat Dixon makes his WATP debut to discuss the industry of porn and the Civil War. We also check in on Adam Carolla who allows Gina Grad to improvise for some r...
Jun 19, 2022•2 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 319
We went back to see what June Diane Raphael and her friend Jessica have been up to. The answer is very little parenting, a lot of traveling, and a ton of crying uncontrollably. Great show ladies. Doug from Good Times Great Movies makes his long awaited return to talk about June's horrible experience trying to get coffee while on an all-expense paid trip to Tribeca. Poor thing. Also, Remi Bader is too fat to ride horses and Stuttering John retires from performing comedy. This one's crazy, there's...
Jun 16, 2022•2 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 318
This week we have a show where three guys crack themselves up with potty humor. We also review Podcast About List. See what I did there? Vinnie Paulino joins us to try to figure out what the context is. Also, Adam Goldstein pops on and is strainin' to do some explainin'. After that, Alex Stein joins the show to chat about Howard Stern and the latest Stuttering John shenanigans. Apparently he, along with Tony Michaels and Gabe Sanchez, will be devoting an entire episode of Beer on the Balcony to ...
Jun 12, 2022•2 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 317
It's our second mid-week episode and this time we feature one of our greatest accomplishments, Patty C Cups aka Patrick Michael. For a guy with many monikers and talents, he sure is consistently bad at everything he does. Cros comes over and gives us the highlights of Patty's last four or five episodes. After that, we check in with Tony Michaels' fast food vlog again. Then it's back to Patty and his karaoke stylings (just to torture Cros). Finally Vic joins us for no apparent reason and we liste...
Jun 09, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 316
This week we learn about how women are perfect and men are terrible in every way. I always thought having money and fame would cure a person of having debilitating depression. Guess not. Trucker Andy and Andy's brother Joe join the show to discuss crying in traffic, Jerry Banfield's new schtick, Stuttering John's brain dead friend, and Opie's recent adventure at the liquor store. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp....
Jun 05, 2022•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 315
I've been teasing it and it's finally here, our first midweek episode as we move to two episodes per week. And we're off to a good start with Stuttering John having yet another conversation about me with someone who also knows nothing about me. These guys both sound like a couple of booger faces if you ask me. Producer Chris joins the show as we learn about Stuttering John's 2.2 billion fans and his amazing game of basketball against Shaquille O'Neal. Then we check out what Tony Michaels was up ...
Jun 02, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 314
This week we check out a guy who has been podcasting since 2010 and before that he was on the radio. So you can bet, uhh, that he's, umm, really good, uhh, at, uh, broadcasting. Tab from Here's What I Don't Get joins us to break down how Chris Hardwick doesn't care about his show and why you shouldn't either. Then Shuli hops on to discuss this latest Stuttering John appearance on Radio Gunk. There are so many threats. Monique, feel free to ask a follow up question someday. https://hereswhatidont...
May 29, 2022•2 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 313
Some really cool guys who are totally hot and smash tons of puss are nice enough to use some of their valuable time to spread knowledge. Warning: their views on women would make Chris Brown blush. Mike Geary is back to talk about the mathematical realities of divorce, Opie having his car vandalized, and Stuttering John "roasting" his guest's roommate. https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast...
May 22, 2022•2 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 312
We have a jam packed show this week from City Winery in Nashville. Cros, Trucker Andy, Producer Chris, Dr. Steve, Jenny Jingles, Vinnie, and Shuli all join us to discuss Stuttering John, Ash, Tom Myers, Patrick Michael, and many other retards. I know, live podcasts sometimes suck, this one's pretty good. https://shalomshuli.com/ https://thecreepoff.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad ...
May 15, 2022•2 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 311
This week is super steamy. Someone drew a black and white picture of people having sex and there's a show devoted to explaining it in excruciating detail. Kaya once again cohosts the show to discuss horror porn and other nonsense that people should be embarrassed about. Then it's time to discuss what we've all been waiting for, Stuttering John made his trip to DC in order to bring us Stuttering John 2.0. Shuli Egar and Anthony Cumia both join us to laugh, not with, but at StutJo and the miserabl...
May 08, 2022•2 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 310
Dana Carvey and David Spade are hosting a new podcast about Lorne Michaels. They bring on guests who all do a Lorne Michaels impression. If you watched all three Austin Powers movies and thought, "I need more Doctor Evil" then this is the show for you! This week Cros drops by as we discuss the misery that is having Mike Myers as a guest. Then we get an update on the women who inspired the potato show, find out what Patty C Cups thinks about his new headphones, learn more about Stuttering John's ...
May 01, 2022•2 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 309
Ready to learn about how to be an influencer and hit the G spot through the anus? Well, to be fair, I'm not sure that there's a way to be "ready" for these things so strap in. Trucker Andy joins the show to analyze this podcaster who has exactly two things going for her. We get jacked up for a minute. Then, it what will go down as one of the greatest things to ever happen on WATP, Purple calls in with exclusive audio of Stuttering John's latest stand up show in front of a dozen people in Florida...
Apr 24, 2022•2 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 308
Three guys who became cool their senior year of high school talk about how cool they still are over 20 years later. Learn all about how taking drugs makes you popular as well as specific stats about music festivals. Vinnie Paulino joins us to discuss drunk druggies trying to podcast. Then we check out Howard Stern's hilarious interview with the always-funny Amy Schumer. Also, Shuli joins the show to hear the latest shit talking from Stuttering John as well as get some merchandise ideas from Moni...
Apr 17, 2022•2 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 307
This week we check out a show that's all about getting blocked on social media. Well, it's supposed to be, but they had a woman on as a guest so it became all about pets instead. Radio personality Eric Zane joins the show to debate what type of pet right wingers own. Then we listen to a debacle of an improv skit featuring Patty C Cups and Trey Peacock followed by Stuttering John's brilliant interview with Steve Grillo. From Stanhope last week to Grillo this week... oof. https://ericzaneshow.com/...
Apr 10, 2022•2 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 306
Is there anything that's more played out than the "naughty mom" bit? Listen to two 40-somethings laugh about getting their period and saying the word "vibrator." Great stuff ladies, grab me a beer when you and your friend are done pretending to be podcasters. This week Cros and Branden from Shitty Song of the Week join the show to discuss tampons, Stuttering John drinking himself into the hospital, Opie's new Jada Pinkett jokes, the Opie song parody finalists, Patty C Cups vs. Jamarmalaid, Free ...
Apr 03, 2022•3 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 305
People who are upset with Spotify about Joe Rogan should really consider shifting their ire to Forbidden Fruits. Unless of course you agree that the only reason the media covered Alexis Neiers robbing Orlando Bloom's house is because of the patriarchy and capitalism. I've never heard people who more deserve to be cyber-bullied. Andy the Trucker is in studio and Bryan Johnson makes an appearance as we talk about how to get sober by using drugs, Trisha Paytas' hottake on gravity, Patty C Cups' pre...
Mar 27, 2022•2 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 304
Stuttering John has once again threatened to sue me, Karl, the host of Who Are These Podcasts. The way he did it this time though was so comical we decided to make an episode about it. He started texting Vinnie, John's own former attorney, asking if he was going to represent Shuli and/or myself in a copyright infringement suit. Oh, and he also asked for Shuli's address. I'm pretty sure most lawsuits don't start with an angry drunk texting a random attorney with threats to third-parties. But hey,...
Mar 25, 2022•1 hr 11 min
Brendan Schaub has been making news lately for suing a person who made fun of him. I'm not looking for more lawsuits, however, I feel I need to do my part. Everyone should be clowning this unfunny simpleton. And he teamed up with Chris D'Elia?? Are you trying to become a recurring bit on this show? Mike Geary from the Blind Mike Project joins us and even he can see how unappealing Schaub is. We also chat about O&A, Tom Myers, Stuttering John and the latest Opie song parodies. Keep them comin...
Mar 20, 2022•2 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 303
Isn't gossip great? It's so fun that even when it's gossip about people you've never heard of or that's just simply made up it's still awesome. Right? Vinnie Paulino and Shuli Egar both join us in studio as we try to determine who gives a shit who gives a fuck? Also, Stuttering John calls out Shuli, Sal D calls in, StutJo tries to have my videos removed from YouTube, Yew Neek calls in to discuss the lawsuit with Brendan Schaub, Greg Fitzsimmons wants to know how much beer John will drink, the Op...
Mar 13, 2022•2 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 302
According to CGR host Mark Bussler's own wiki page, he's no longer active. I guess they don't know that the podcast is back and Mark's using it to promote bad music and books containing his drawings from high school. You just can't keep this creative force down. Trucker Andy joins us to determine just how lonely this man must be even when he's hanging out with all of his toys. Then Chrissie Mayr joins us to talk about the latest Beer on the Balcony, getting burgled, and Michael Gavin Ali attempt...
Mar 06, 2022•2 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 301
This week we're joined by Kevin, Cros, Producer Chris, and Vinnie as we each pick out our favorite podcast from the past six years of WATP. Also, we pick the winner of the Stuttering John parody song contest and play a brand new game from the Cardiff Electric podcast network. Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 27, 2022•2 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 300