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White Trash Land

Andrew Beattywww.podiobooks.com
Chuck Mitchell thought he had everything -a high powered job, a beautiful girlfriend, an exclusive condo on the Toronto waterfront, but the death of his long-lost father plunges him in to a world he never knew existed. The world of White Trash Land.After inheriting a trailer park, Chuck's normally staid life is suddenly filled with an ex-wrestler lawyer, an obsessed Reverend who covets the land the trailer park sits on, a band of Promised Ones who set out to appropriate the park by any means necessary, a corrupt mayor, an old alcoholic and two pretty lesbians who are not exactly as they seem, and a blue haired punk film student who can create miracle inventions out of trash. Not to mention a motorcycle gang, and the mother of a rap wunderkind.Stir in a bit of conspiracy, a bit of slapstick and a whole lot of Japanese Actuaries, and you have White Trash Land, written by Andrew Beatty and performed by Sean McGaughey. Find out more at whitetrashland.wordpress.com . This novel contains some adult language, adult situations and cartoon violence, so get over it.
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Episodes

Chapter Twenty - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which a promise is made between Chuck and Emma, an inspection is ordered, and the police drop by the trailer park office. Questions are asked, questions are answered.

May 20, 200723 min

Chapter Nineteen - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Chuck takes out the trash. Or delivers it, in fact. Something odd is discovered behind the trailer park.

May 19, 200715 min

Chapter Eighteen - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which music is bought, problems are explained to Animal, and an attack plan is formed, consisting of an old man, a marketer, a wrestler turned lawyer, and a punk student.

May 18, 200710 min

Chapter Seventeen - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Chuck gets a message in the form of a bullet, and a visit in the form of the Mayor of St. Catharines. An offer is made. An offer is rejected.

May 17, 200719 min

Chapter Sixteen - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which the Promised Ones regroup, and reconsider their plans. A party is held at Ground Zero, and a Japanese actuary gets lucky. Chuck meets Animal. Robert gets a ride in a side car.

May 16, 200714 min

Chapter Fourteen - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which many, many Japanese tourists come to visit, and a Freeman takes some pills. Chuck and friends have a good time, until their quiet laughter is interrupted by the sound of an explosion, tearing the silence of the morning asunder like a thunder

May 14, 200712 min

Chapter Twelve - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which a blue haired punk listens to the Pixies, and the Promised Ones lick their wounds and wonder What Would Jesus Do?

May 12, 20078 min

Chapter Eleven - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which the Tourism St. Catharines offices are almost overwhelmed by some bad news, and Malcolm's secret is discovered by the enemy. No bankruptcies actually occur, regardless of what you might have heard.

May 11, 200713 min

Chapter Ten - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which the courtroom becomes a Battle Royale. Cider's lackeys hit the ground hard, and a Black Knight is unmasked.

May 10, 200719 min

Chapter Nine - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which the party goes astray for Chuck, and the blue haired man reveals himself to be an Animal. A blood curdling scream is heard in his suburban home.

May 09, 20079 min

Chapter Eight - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Chuck goes downtown for lunch with Robert, and the true intentions of Mr. Cider become known. A man with blue hair enters the picture.

May 08, 200715 min

Chapter Seven - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Chuck meets a woman who calls him "Sug" just like a standard issue Southern Belle would, and learns more about his late father. Melissa arranges a party.

May 07, 200710 min

Chapter Six - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Chuck finds himself a lawyer who is not all he seems to be. He also listens to the greatest hits of Creed.

May 06, 200712 min

Chapter Five - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Malcolm Whittaker reports to one Mr. Cider, The Hotel St. Catharines learns a lesson about improper chair storage and electrical wiring, and Chuck oversees his new kingdom. Melissa finds a place so horrible, it's almost wonderful.

May 05, 200729 min

Chapter Four - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Chuck breaks a keyboard, wonders about Indie Rock, drinks a cappuccino in Little Italy, and receives a life-changing phone call from Robert.

May 04, 200712 min

Chapter Three - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Chuck's girlfriend reacts poorly to his firing, Chuck looks for a new job, and Charlie Forrester proves to be even more surprising than previously thought, while the conifers look on stoically. Chuck also drinks a beer or two.

May 03, 200710 min

Chapter Two - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Charlie Forrester is laid to rest, Robert Morgan learns some surprising facts about his friend, and rumours of shocking Jehovah's Witnesses activities are brought forward. Malcolm Whittaker makes an unwelcome appearance.

May 02, 20078 min

Chapter One - White Trash Land

-In this episode: In which Charlie Forrester dies in his Trailer Park next to his friend Robert Morgan, and Chuck Mitchell receives his much needed comeuppance. He learns never to mess with the IT guy.

May 01, 200715 min
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