[M4F] Grumpy Werewolf Protects You On Halloween Night 🐺 [Audio Roleplay] [Grumpy Guardian] [Barking At Strangers] [Too Dense For His Own Good]

Mm-hmm. What? What? What? You got too close. I don't care how short they are. No one comes within an arm's reach of you. Those are the rules. Yeah, well they're my rules, and I'm the security expert here, so I'm enforcing them. Plus he smelled gross. Ugh. Hey, I smell just fine. Thank you very much. I'll have you know that I took a shower this week. You're welcome. You know, the phrase wet dog smell is a bit offensive, actually. Maybe check your lycophobia at the door. What? What?

Yeah, yeah, sure. Those decorations are cute or whatever. Look, can we just go home now? There are too many people here. Too much open space. Too many places for people to hide. What? What? There are too many places to hide. It isn't safe. Someone could walk up out of nowhere and hey hey hey hey watch it buddy That's right. Keep moving. That's right. So what? He's just fourteen. Who cares? Fourteen year olds are just as capable of wielding knives, firearms, or other weapons as any adult.

Plus, I didn't like how he was looking at you. You know how he was looking at you the same way every 14-year-old boy looks at you. Doesn't matter if I used to look at you the same way back in high school, doesn't mean that they should be doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Mm-hmm. At least the weather's nice tonight. It's nice to me. Are you shivering? It is not that cold.

Hey, hey, I cannot help that I put off heat like a space heater. The fact that you can't, honestly, is just a skill issue on your part. Maybe someone should have checked the forecast before deciding to go for a little stroll on the last night of October. Hey, hey, her eyes are up here, dude. I don't care if you were just looking for your friend, she ain't your friend and neither am I. So maybe keep your eyes off both of us, huh?

What what? He was looking at you funny. I'm not just gonna stand here and let someone look at you funny. So what if he's your neighbour? Neighbors can be threats too, you know. Should learn to mind his own business. Well well how was I supposed to know that he's got a boyfriend? I Don't giggle at me!

Why did you want to go out tonight anyway? We're too old for trick-or-treating and we're not really doing anything. We're we're just walking? Like, is there a point or a goal or are we just wandering around? I don't like not knowing what the plan is. You know that. Tha don't smirk and ruffle my hair Answer me Why did you want to go out tonight? Fine. Don't tell me. Just keep smiling that little smile of yours and keep leading me around town like a dog on a leash.

Uh no, I do not want an actual leash. Don't want a flea collar either. They've been gone for over a month now. You don't have to keep bringing them up. Huh? What what are you Why'd you hook your arm around mine like that? Okay. It's gonna be a lot harder to protect you with uh with you leaning against my side like this, you know.

You can keep laughing all you want, but I take your safety very seriously. That's the whole reason I came out with you tonight, remember? You refused to listen to reason and said you'd go with or without me, so along I came. Yes, you did initially invite me, and I said no because I didn't think it was a good idea, remember? Huh? Oh. I'm sorry, I I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings by declining the invite, honest. I I I wasn't even

I'm sorry if I made it sound like I was rejecting you or avoiding you. I I do like spending time with you I and safety on the brain. It's not safe for you outside at night. Yes, it may be a small town, but that doesn't mean that there aren't still threats. I should know firsthand I am quite literally proof that there are Creatures in the woods near town. Wasn't exactly born like this, you know?

And and people can be threats too, especially on nights like these. That that's why I didn't want you going out tonight and that's why I had to come with you, you know, to keep you safe. Just look at you. You're so so Little, you know, you're you're little k Oh don't give me that look. I don't mean that you're helpless. I just mean that you're little compared to like me, you know? So I have to come out and make sure you're safe.

Even if the only things I'm actually protecting you from are from pervy looks. There's that smirk again. Ugh, what is on your mind now? 喂 You You knew I'd come with you even if I said that I didn't want you to go out? What? You. You literally dog walked me. You are such a little Oh crap. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I forgot my own strength there. You you okay? Yeah? Okay. Okay.

So, you used my over-protectiveness to get me outside with you tonight. Alright. Fine. To what end? Why bother? Again, wh why do you want to go for a walk with me tonight? Are you are you blushing? That's not like you. Why are you blushing? What did I Is this, uh, um... Was this a date? Oh my god, that makes so much more sense. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. You were you were absolutely overt about it. Looking back, this was entirely on me. I Oh how did I not realize that you were

If I had realized you were asking me out on a date, then I would have said yes the first time. Of of course I would have wanted to go on a date with you. I Still might not have picked walking around outside at night, of course, but you know, I d Oh, don't call it that. No, no, you are not taking me for walkies. Ugh, that is so You think you're so smart, don't you? Just because I'm a big dumb Werewolf. You think that I am all brawn, no brain.

哇 Yeah, you you're probably right about that, but I still don't appreciate the smugness. In fact, I think I am gonna even the playing field. Let's see how you like being all head empty. Not so easy functioning at my level, huh? Hey, I am not a mutt. Mm-hmm. I'm giving you my hoodie. You're shivering. No no no, don't worry about it. I don't need it. My body's like ten degrees warmer than yours, remember? I was just wearing it for appearances. Yeah.

Oh, who cares? It's Halloween. I'll just say my costume is Guy Who Hates Shirts or something. The kids are gone and people are starting to turn off the porch light. Let's get you home before you catch a clear.