In Episode 40 Gemma and Holly celebrate the podcast being a full term baby by discussing murders surrounding worst fears, in this case Gemma's. Drowning. Gemma covers Ryan Widmer who was not super fast at tubby time rescue and Holly chats through Dennis Nilsen who had storage space challenges. This week the girls tell off a naughty jury, Holly thinks everyone might be a swinger, Gemma has strong feelings about dead body funerals involving children and the girls are probably both psychologists no...
Mar 01, 2019•27 min
In Episode 39 Holly and Gemma discuss murders on moving vehicles….of various public transportation varieties. Gemma covers the train loving Franz Muller (who we don't think has a yogurt connection) and Holly chats through the bus taking Vince Li. Important to note that Holly is violently opposed to public transportation and is not in the least surprised it has led to many deaths. This week the girls do not understand 19th century first aid, Holly deletes an entire Canadian province (sorry Saskat...
Feb 22, 2019•27 min
In Episode 38 Gemma and Holly talk about some Russian murderers who targeted the elderly and were probably almost definitely soul mates, Irina Viktorovna Gaidamachuk and Maxim Petrov. This week the girls decide that English is the only language they will attempt to speak occasionally, they might actually be accidental witches and they consider building a serial killer tinder when they discover they've found murdering soul mates. Production, recording and technical science things all completed by...
Feb 15, 2019•23 min
In Episode 37 Gemma and Holly discuss the surprising stories of elderly people who commit murder. Gemma covers the oldest couple put on death row for murder, Ray and Faye Copeland, while Holly discusses the tragic case of 100 year old Michael Juskin. This week the girls go back to an earlier episode to figure out why listeners are yelling at them, talk about the relative temperature of soup (a lot), Gemma decides she doesn't want Producer Craig to kill her with an ax, and Holly clarifies which b...
Feb 08, 2019•28 min
Episode 36 is a special 2 parter focussing on Assassinations! Part 1 is Gemma discussing the famous JFK killing and Holly talks about Ghandi’s shooting in Part 2\. Both girls have slightly personal aspect to each case, they debate the tackiness of some memorial sites, and Holly nearly mixes up Ghandi with another peace loving man. We also realise just how cursed/unfortunate the Kennedy clan was. The ladies choose at the end, how they would have rather been assassinated, and make a fairly easy de...
Feb 01, 2019•26 min
Episode 36 is a special 2 parter focussing on Assassinations! Part 1 is Gemma discussing the famous JFK killing and Holly talks about Ghandi’s shooting in Part 2\. Both girls have slightly personal aspect to each case, they debate the tackiness of some memorial sites, and Holly nearly mixes up Ghandi with another peace loving man. We also realise just how cursed/unfortunate the Kennedy clan was. The ladies choose at the end, how they would have rather been assassinated, and make a fairly easy de...
Feb 01, 2019•24 min
**Episode 35** focuses on another Scottish city - **Glasgow**! Gemma covers Madeleine Hamilton Smith and Holly discusses Jean Barclay Waddell who is a bit of an internet Waldo. This week the girls record in daylight hours and it doesn’t seem to help, Holly finally follows legal advice, Gemma helps out with words Holly can’t say, Gemma talks about an enraging male victim and both girls have strong views on their choices. Production, recording and technical science things all completed by Craig. H...
Jan 25, 2019•26 min
The 34th episode focuses on Signature Killers, Gemma covers Albert DeSalvo which Holly is super excited about, and Holly discusses Charles Albright (spoiler alert, he’s a fan of pretty eyes). Holly struggles to talk at times due to candy eating, but that of course takes priority. Gemma tries her hand at reciting poetry, and Holly knows more about Gemma’s case than she does. Gemma thinks that stealing a hammer deserves 2 years in jail and both ladies invent facts about someone’s post-conviction d...
Jan 18, 2019•29 min
In episode 33, Gemma and Holly discuss Legal Murders. Wait, is there such a thing? Listen to Gemma and Holly realise that they may have got the entire subject wrong but go with it anyway. Holly discusses a murderer with perhaps the best name ever, Levi Boone Helm who seems to have been born bad and Gemma covers killer Hamida Djandoubi, the charming abuser who lived in Paris. Both murderers were sentenced and put to death for their crimes and the ladies debate which way they would have rather bee...
Jan 11, 2019•28 min
In Episode 32 Gemma and Holly chat through a couple of murders from the homeland of Holly’s family....Germany! Holly covers a real charmer from ye oldie times named Gesche Gottfried and Gemma talks about Murderer Reiner Sturm who went to sailing school. Which Holly did not know was an actual thing. Minds were blown. Gemma explains what a pimp uniform is, Holly finds out about poorly named British foods, Gemma is denied story time, Holly swears off due diligence and Gemma explains what a merkin i...
Jan 04, 2019•28 min
In Episode 31 Holly and Gemma focus on some strange culinary compulsions with cases involving Cannibalism!....they discuss the tragic cases of Armin Meiwes and Issei Sagawa . The girls find out that cannibals like a good chat room, Holly proves that doing due diligence doesn't pay off, they critique cooking methods, Gemma is rendered speechless, they discover cannibals turn cannibal younger than expected and Gemma upsets Holly with lip eating tales. Production, recording and mixing completed by ...
Dec 28, 2018•27 min
Merry/Happy Christmas everybody! Our 30th episode focuses on Christmas murders....we discuss the tragic murder of Joanna Yeates and the Christmas Day massacre committed by Bruce Pardo. We realise that Holly is way too presumptuous to sit on a jury. Holly also completely traumatises Gemma and she will never look at Santa the same again. Then we propose a new mating ritual that is bound to be successful with the human race. Production, recording and mixing completed by Santa’s little elf, Craig. H...
Dec 21, 2018•27 min
Episode 29 concerns Ritualistic Murders with Holly discussing killer Moises Meraz-Espinoza, the unnecessary ‘i’ in the name makes the name less biblical, listen to find out why. Gemma discusses Welsh killer Matthew Hardman, a wannabe vampire. Find out that Holly knows a surprising amount about Underworld, Gemma struggles with microphone issues and Holly makes a controversial decision when they debate Which Murderer they would chose. Recording and post production completed by Craig, he’s been rec...
Dec 14, 2018•27 min
In **Episode 28**, Gemma and Holly discuss two cases of **Reoffending Murderers**. Gemma chats through the incredible case of the Genesee River Killer Arthur Shawcross and Holly talks about the horrific crimes of Paul O’Hara. Holly forgets how to make words, Gemma debunks Holly’s theory on a multiple personality disorder defence, Holly screams her views resulting in Producer Craig’s deafness, and Gemma sets a decapitation challenge. Recording and post production completed by Producer Craig. He l...
Dec 07, 2018•26 min
In **Episode 27**, Holly and Gemma discuss two cases of **Female Murderers**. Holly starts off with the French murderer Cecile Brossard and Gemma follows with a dark tale about serial killer Dorothea Puente. Holly continues her life-long struggle with name pronunciation (as well as staying awake), Gemma is shocked by the Swiss probation system and Producer Craig is outed as a part-time meanie. Recording and post production completed by Producer Craig. He continues to use his magic button box to ...
Nov 30, 2018•26 min
In episode 26, Holly and Gemma discuss two cases of honour killings. Gemma starts off with the murder of Shafilea Ahmed and Holly talks about Tulay Goren. Both cases are fairly similar this week, and there may be some soap boxing and also a quick cameo from a soap star that neither Holly or Gemma know. Holly hopes that science can solve their shared curiosity about possible bodies in the Thames and also talk body language experts. Recording and post production completed by the honourable Craig, ...
Nov 23, 2018•27 min
In Episode 25 Gemma and Holly took a theme suggestion from The [Bottomless Pit Podcast]( https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-bottomless-pit-podcast/id1260983563?mt=2 ) and covered Murder Bombs! Or rather, people that kill using Bombs. Kind of. They talk about The Bath School Disaster of the 1920's and then move on to the Tokyo Subway Sarin Attack – covering psychopaths and cults all in one shot. In this episode the girls eat some fan gift candy and proceed to flail their arms wildly, Holly t...
Nov 16, 2018•28 min
Episode 24 centres around murders at sea, or is it murders on the sea, or is it murders involving water? Who knows?! Gemma’s case is about the murderer Peter Madsen, a big fan of rockets and submarines. Holly discusses former orange power ranger John Jacobson junior. We do not know how boats work, another thing to add to the list of these we know little about but will make strong statements on. There’s a lot of debate on Which Murderer Gemma and Holly will choose this week. Recording and post pr...
Nov 09, 2018•28 min
In Episode 23 Gemma and Holly take a break from real life and cover Movie Murders! They talk about ‘Double Jeopardy’ and then move on to ‘Friday the 13th ‘ – some fabulously gruesome movie murder stories. In this episode the accuracy of romantic scenes is picked apart, Holly gives more crime scene advice, Gemma tries to defend Kevin Bacon and Holly refuses to let her. Recording and all the other tech stuff done by Producer Craig who spent hours on the floor growling at our microphone adjustments...
Nov 02, 2018•30 min
Episode 22 is our Halloween Special episode where we focus on Witches who have murdered. Gemma covers Diana Haun, and Holly has chosen the bizarrely spelled Cherrylle Dell. Holly again finds life difficult, this time it’s pronunciation. Gemma keeps wishing her life away and thinking its next year already. And there’s a special guest, Effie, who’s a very good girl! Listen to us choose Which Witch murderer we would have murder us. Recording and mixing completed by this stranger who keeps on watchi...
Oct 26, 2018•28 min
In Episode 21 Gemma and Holly release two episodes covering the massive cases of some English Heavy-Hitter Murderers. They cover the horrific cases of **Fred and Rose West**, then **Peter Sutcliffe** who are some of the most prolific and psychopathic serial killers in English history. In this two-parter they talk about why it’s not a good idea to have a murder signature, they start a new Dr. Suess story without even trying, everyone is getting pregnant via their own family members, Christmas swe...
Oct 19, 2018•27 min
In Episode 21 Gemma and Holly release two episodes covering the massive cases of some English Heavy-Hitter Murderers. They cover the horrific cases of **Fred and Rose West**, then **Peter Sutcliffe** who are some of the most prolific and psychopathic serial killers in English history. In this two-parter they talk about why it’s not a good idea to have a murder signature, they start a new Dr. Suess story without even trying, everyone is getting pregnant via their own family members, Christmas swe...
Oct 19, 2018•22 min
In episode 20 we conclude that celebrities are people too and discuss Celebrities who Murder. Gemma covers creepy music producer Phil Spector, a man who didn’t rock the baldness but had a habit of threatening people with guns. Holly picked Sons of Anarchy actor, Johnny Lewis aka ‘halfsack’. Blame it all on Tom Cruise and Scientology. But still, be scared by them too. Holly struggles to pick this week, but that’s because there is a cat involved. Do not come between a woman and her cat! Recording ...
Oct 12, 2018•27 min
In Episode 19 Gemma and Holly take a suggestion from Gemma’s Mum and talk about Irish Murders. They cover killers Gerard Toal and Graham Dwyer and find out that Holly is worse at Irish place names than math. Gemma redeems herself with her Irish heritage…mostly. In this episode they discuss what age you should definitely start committing murder, how fire hoses work, why dogs should only fetch femur bones and discover a new way to get rid of evidence. Recording and all the other tech stuff done by...
Oct 05, 2018•29 min
In episode 18 Gemma and Holly take a suggestions from Holly’s lovely South African man and discuss some not so lovely South African men. One is a s**thole and the other is a Kock. Gemma continues to forget what she is actually doing in her life and Holly can’t count without doing the strangest of voices. It’s so funny that we have had that part playing on repeat since we recorded. We are required to put this disclaimer out that we really tried to say all the names and places correctly but they a...
Sep 28, 2018•26 min
In Episode 17 Gemma and Holly take a suggestion from Producer Craig and tackle the tragically hilarious topic of BIZARRE MURDERS. They cover killer Debra Sue Hewitt and victim Ramon Novarro – who Holly is determined to link with a famous singer despite having no link to a famous singer….probably. In this episode they discuss how impossible it is for other people to describe this podcast, if prosthetic limbs bend (hint: they do), there are struggles with name pronunciations and a weird game of li...
Sep 21, 2018•28 min
In Episode 16 Holly and Gemma dive into MURDERED CELEBRITIES. They cover Charles Lindbergh Jr. and Captain James Cook.....where Gemma goes incognito, Holly declares the first crossing of the Atlantic by air to be stupid and Producer Craig gets creeped out. They unravel the suspicious characters associated with the famous kidnapping and how a famous explorer got murdered while kidnapping a king. Recording and all the other plugging stuff in bits done by the fabulous Producer Craig. He has also no...
Sep 14, 2018•29 min
Episode 15 focuses on a sometimes forgotten victim group - WRONGFULLY CONVICTED. Discussed are Craig Richard Coley (for the murder of Rhonda and Donald Wicht) and Randall Dale Adams (for the murder of officer Robert Wood) where Gemma and Holly dissect the US criminal justice system in a judgy way, make (totally reasonable) demands for candy from the kind person who suggested this topic, Holly cheers Gemma up with a MASSIVE link in her case to a newly revealed serial killer and everyone gets depr...
Sep 07, 2018•29 min
Episode 14 is a special two-parter focussing on MATRICIDE - the murder of mothers (Sorry Mum/Mom!) We discuss Ed Kemper in Part 1 and Robert Coombes in Part 2\. There is Barbie mutilation and chocolate raisins, it’s like a child’s birthday party! Holly finds out how dangerous the microphones can be, and reveals her very bizarre choice for her funeral song! Also find out which of Holly’s long lost relatives are featured in part 2! Our choice of Which Murderer we would rather kill us could be quit...
Aug 31, 2018•23 min
Episode 14 is a special two-parter focussing on MATRICIDE - the murder of mothers (Sorry Mum/Mom!) We discuss Ed Kemper in Part 1 and Robert Coombes in Part 2\. There is Barbie mutilation and chocolate raisins, it’s like a child’s birthday party! Holly finds out how dangerous the microphones can be, and reveals her very bizarre choice for her funeral song! Also find out which of Holly’s long lost relatives are featured in part 2! Our choice of Which Murderer we would rather kill us could be quit...
Aug 31, 2018•23 min
