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Well, Anna, I've been using this new hydrating tanning myss called Goldie b with two e's.
I have to check it out. I've never heard of it.
Go to their instagram.
I want the fairy tale. I want the prince charming she how.
Do I put? This? Isn't a fan of my kissing style.
Boyfriend and girlfriend for about twelve hours. He's in a trash bit. He's non recyclable. Catching her laugh.
I loved being love.
I love love the tops like a buzz cut and then a mullet at the back.
Nah, so it was a starlet.
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Okay, Matt, have you heard of the term bed rotting?
What does that mean?
Doesn't mean like when your mattress is like overdue replaced and it's rotting away or your.
Pure Well it's gen Z's newest trend. And yeah, it's basically like you're hungover on a Sunday and you just want to stay in bed all day. Actually, I don't even think you need to be hungover on a Sunday. It's just like you're feeling anxious stress, you need some me time, and you stay in bed all day.
That sounds like absolute heaven. Just staying for a day, just laying well, I call it laying.
Layan like me and mate got your own term.
Yeah, me and my mates go like, what are you doing?
And you just be like the laying Yeah, just laying scrolling and that I love doing that. What about watching a TV series because the other day we were hungover in bed and we genuinely, genuinely watch Season five of Friends from start to finish, and I wouldn't call that bed rolling.
I'd call that a good fucking time.
It's all they're getting done.
Yeah, I'm go on that at an amazing time.
I mean yeah, Like, there's obviously a happy medium. The thing is is that back in the olden days, people weren't bed rotting because they didn't have devices to keep them occupied. Right Like, if you didn't have your phone and you didn't have a TV in front of you, you're only going to stay in there for an hour and then you're gonna be like, I'm bored.
Read the newspaper, but you have to get the newspaper. The newspaper, you have to get it to you.
Well, like you can't just like get uber eats. You'd have to at some point get up to cook a meal. Like everything is so accessible to us. And that's why bed rotting is the new craze. It's a new thing, or at least people are now talking about it.
So what are they is it against? Like does it affect mental health? Like what's the what's the problem with bed rotting? Because I can't see anything wrong with it.
I think that if I stayed in bed past four pm and I was in bed the whole day, my mental health would take a serious, serious dive to the ground. I would not be able to mentally cope with it. Like I need vitamin D, I need some like I need fresh air.
I don't know about you, but I need to achieve something totally. My mates, still, with all my mates, they would my make day on.
My best mate would be like, it's so weird when I'm hung over, because yeah, I'm doing nothing, but I'm always making moves.
It's like the weirdest thing ever I'm.
Not doing anything, but I'm doing stuff so confused at what I'm doing, and he'd be like, what the fuck is going on?
Because it used to be my pet hate with Michael. So when we started dating, we would like, I mean, we were like drinking a lot because we were like in honeymoon phase and we'd get drunk together and like, you know, do shots and blah blah blah. Anyway, I don't pull up well after a night of drinking. Michael, on the other hand, like it would hit like eleven am and he was up like he was like what are we doing? And I was like, I'm dying, Like be alone.
Let me be in bed alone.
Well, there was one comment that got my attention, and it was and I looked into it. It was the green line theory. Because I've seen this on my TikTok a couple of times. Have you seen it?
I have, but explain it to me?
Have you seen it like I have? I'm literally reading about it speaker. I am just so interested. I did a bit of race search on it as well.
And the simplest way to explain it is I'm gonna have to be quite good with my words here because it's very visual. If the guy is standing up straight and the girl's leaning into the guy, that's a tick of approval. If both of them are standing up straight, that's a tick of approval. If they're both leaning in, that's bad. And then if the guy leans into the girl, that is like the danger zone.
No good vomit is that because it's saying that like the guy is too keen if he's leaning into the girl.
I was saying he was desperate and needy.
Okay, calm down, Blake, I was leaning.
I know, I know what you mean.
Matt. Don't get mad at Blake hard launch because I'm bringing up Matt's hard launch as we speak, leaning in, leaning in, that's a bit more straight leaning in. MAT's basically leaning in. And every photos and that it's like a little bit touchy, a little bit touchy with everyone about this.
And if I'm keen and I'm over excited because I'm over my head over heels for someone, sue me.
You're the one that you said it was the not tick of approval. Don't write our heads off.
I'm walking back on what I saw because somebody commented green line theory.
Oh no, the next mohoto that you post. I'm gonna be still going to make sure that she's leaning here.
I'm gonna be like a goal post standing up straight with me. I'm about to do what's the literaly pin drop off.
And straight up and down in his whole life.
Look my argument this is and I'm not getting angry at anyone, I get it. It's just it's like, I.
Don't apologize to Blake for that.
No, I won't want to go with you. I don't want to go about the theory. I mean, I look, do you feel.
Personally big about Regina George?
No, I just don't want to hear it, Blake, it's not I just I'm head over heels for someone and I'm six foot six.
You know what that actually is a good valid point. I'm gonna let you say it.
Yeah, I've got to lean in to make the photo, like like on one of them the photos coming from here, it'd be silly for me to be standing up straight if I'm taking the cell.
Phone from now on, your like, I'll be straight.
As a straight as whatever straight is.
How tall is Tammy five.
Seven? I think maybe five six?
Yeah, so five six five seven, you're six ft five, six foot six, Like, that is a big difference, even when you see like someone who's like a little bit shorter versus really tall, not saying that she's short, but just like medium normal height versus someone who's really tall. Obviously, you guys need to get to one another.
Well, you and Michael are relevantly the same height. How tall is your partner to you? Like, I'm a tiny bit taller, Yeah, leaning in them, it's not. Yeah, it's not.
I barely have to look up at Michael.
Yeah, I'm reading this from the New York Post and.
You psychologist is essentially said that when you're looking at photos a couple's.
One, you can come to your.
Own conclusions, but you need to acknowledge it so many factors.
Totally in play.
Yes, So, for example, was this photo taken in public? Was it taken for the paparazzi? Were they posing? Was it off the calf?
Was the wind blowing the moment?
But it's also like, I think this theory is very much based off a group of people's ideas of a normal relationship. And it's obviously through this podcast you would know that it's not a one size fits all approach.
Oh, look, I just want to say, I am head over heels for Tammy.
So far lean into her, so be it.
Lean in that lean all I want, Matt, have you ever come across the term delulu? No?
Delulu? Delulu? Is it a bird?
They don't even act like you don't know what? So everyone's talking about things being delulu blake. Have you heard about it?
Yeah? Delusional?
Delusional?
Is this what the kids are saying about? Delusional?
This stuff kids who say yeah, so like on TikTok at the moment. I don't know if you've ever heard tarot card readings on TikTok, But there the algorithm just teases them so closely to your life. I don't know how it knows.
I've had a couple come up, but I skip past it.
I don't so you don't interact with it?
No, no, I can't.
It doesn't say like you're going to come into a lot of money if you double tap and give us a heart?
Have you done that?
Yes? Why would I not?
Do you get him as well?
No, he's not as delulius.
I've got a few lives like tarot card reading lives, but I always open up to a really tragic moment, so I'm like.
Tarot talk and good for you.
I'm very much on tarot card talk at the moment, and it's kind of like consuming my life. It's mainly just like positive things that are going to happen to me and I just interact with it.
Has any of them actually come true? Like you've gone okay, I saw that on my four you page three days ago, and now it's happening.
I'm going to say yeah. I'm going to say yeah when good things happen, I'm like, oh, that was a tarot card reading two weeks ago, and then I've saved it and then I'll go back to it and I'll be like, yep, good things are happening.
I don't know if a tarot card tells you what to do. I think I do believe that every decision that you make, like as when we had the psychic on and she said all that stuff, like, I just don't like believing that somebody can see the future, which or cards that you pull out from a deck and this one's talking to me.
I don't believe it. I'm sorry even that.
When they say good things to you, you love it, like I can see your face lighting up. You don't have to lie to everyone and to be honest. Now that I'm thinking about it, this psychic that we have on this podcast, you guys can go back and listen to that episode. Literally everything that she said came true. Literally everything she threw a lot. She said, you're gonna break up with your ex. She said I was getting engaged in six months. I literally got engaged in six months.
She did say you'd lived by water.
Oh my god, she did too. I mean I literally bought a house beside water.
I mean Melbourn's very around the bay.
I think we need to bring her back on the podcast and get a full new reading. Imagine if she's like, Matt, you're getting engaged, Atta, you're breaking up, I'll be like, No, she's not true, is she She's not real? There, I'd give less inclined to believe it.
Yeah, I just look, I don't think that someone can see what's going to happen.
I think that everything is Every.
Decision you make affects your future, even if it's from like the littlest one you do, from something you say in a different situation.
I believe that dictates your future.
Do you know when I get a psychic reading normally if I'm going through like a really tough time in my life, like you know, if someone I knows like unwell, or if I break up with a partner and I need like clarity on like my future, and genuinely it does make me feel better. So like, if I'm being a little bit Delulu, let me live. Do you think you're a little bit Delulu when they say things that you want them to say?
I feel like am with the Tarot card readings as well that you see on the four you page, that you can spin it any way you want. I genuinely think in your mind you can go, Okay, that's a good.
Thing that's going to happen.
They're talking about this thing, you know what I mean. They're so vague sometimes that you can spin it any way you want.
Okay, Well, do you want to be a little bit Delulu with me? Right now?
I'm delusional at the best of time, so that I'll be to Lulu.
Okay, I've done. I've made three little notes and this is going to be your future for the week, and you get to pick one of them. Give me your hat, thank you?
Oh no, Matt, without a cap, I'm going to put them in.
The hat and you can pick one and then give it to me, and I'm going to read out your future for the week.
All right, this one is talking to me. It's jumped out of the hat at me. He wants to be read.
Okay, let's do it. Money is coming your way.
I can't argue with that. I'm delulu.
Have you ever firstly, before we even get into that, have you ever dated a girl and you've got a haircut and she was a little bit off you? No, be honest with yourself.
I've kept the same haircut.
But have you got a bit short or something?
What Have I said that once before that?
No, I'm just asking you.
No, I don't recall. No, I don't recall a girl.
Okay, because from my perspective, I've dated you know, I love a long hair. Look right, I've dated many a man. In fact, like I would say like ninety percent of the men who I've dated, when they've got a haircut, I was.
Like, oh too short, too short.
Or I've just been off it. Not Michael. And Michael pulls off like this short long look very well, like he kind of does that look well. But yeah, a haircut can be make or break it, really can I will.
I've never had a haircut that's gone too short, Like I was having this conversation the other day.
I want to go short.
I want a buzz cut like my sister Sion Signy, I gets a buzz cut.
Well, how do you think I'd look with a buzz cut.
I'd have to see it, so it would be hard. I think you could pull it off. A buzz cut can be very attractive, like we've all recently seen a David Beckham documentary when he got a buzz cut. Yeah, I mean he is David Beckham.
David Beckham.
But my hair just grows back really weirdly, and I think if I left it, what do you mean by that?
Like too thick and it wouldn't.
Oh poor you. Oh it's so hard having thick hair, Like.
I always said, my mum said, someone will marry me because of my hair, my full head of hair.
You and Michael both have a very full head of hair. You're both so lucky. No hairline, because it is like such a thing for men, like receding hairline is such an insecurity.
My mates have one. All my mates are on like mosh and stuff like that. What's more like hair growth pills? Really, mates are like I don't know one mate who's not.
I think it, like having a hair transplant should be normalized, like as a guy, Like if your hair is like getting thin, go get a hair transplant, can get it done. The thing is is like women spend so much money on like cosmetic procedures, right, Like a lot of women get their boobs done or you know, whatever they want to do. But yeah, like guys don't really doing anything. So if that's your one insecurity, like, go get a hair transplant.
Yeah, well, I think my mates eventually probably will, but at the moment they're just on the pills for us. But I can't grow my hair back. My hair like grows. I need to keep it long or else it just weir. It grows weird, so thick. It doesn't grow long gross thick.
I mean, I could see you with a buzz cut, could be like a new era for you.
Tammy said not to get one.
I guess it's not happening.
Can I haircut?
Okay, Well, look, let's talk about the ten and most attractive hairstyles that men can have. Matt coming in at number ten, surprisingly is the bald head.
Is it bold as in your bald bald like if skin skin head.
Yeah, I don't see that being attractive.
I unstated a guy with bald head. He was like six foot eight, bald, quite big.
Well, you better put some suncream on that nog and gets pretty close to the sun.
All the way up there.
No, he was very olive, so he wasn't going to burn, which is good. But yeah, I think like a bald head can be quite masculine and attractive. So I can see how it's coming at.
Number ten, number nine, which surprises me. The fade, the.
Fade, So what's that like short on the top but like almost bald, but then faded low. That's just a no for me.
You don't like that, nah.
I've got mates that go get a fade every week and they have to get their fade done.
Yeah, I know, same barber, same time.
I know it's a real thing for men, like getting the fade is like their self care, self love kind of thing. But just for me, not a fan. Coming in at number eight, we have the long round layered, which is basically quite long, and then it goes long at the back, so it's a little bit shorter at the front but still long and then long at the back. That for me, I don't know.
Nah, I'm trying to picture it. I don't think it's I don't like it, nah. Number seven the tussled.
So that's kind of like the bad boy haircut. It's like that messy, longish vibe. You can tell I'm vibing with it because that's Michael's haircut.
Number six is the side part, so a posh British man sort of look.
I can see how that can be attractive.
Do I do that?
I mean, do you get your comb out and like slick it? Oh, when you slick it down and gel it down?
Yeah, but into it through the middle side and then do you like when I do the.
Twel I don't know what the toil I leave like a bit out.
Oh yeah you do too? Like the nice okay? Coming in at number five, we have the buzz cuts. That's a military cut, the hairstyle that you potentially want to get. I think that can be attractive, as we saw David Beckham having that haircut. It can be a vibe. I think you have to have a really good face to pull that off.
I will say I might be all right, then, but I don't want to.
Well, if I cut my hair like a buzz cut, how am I going to twil my hair?
Yeah? And that's like your Matt toils his hair just for context for his anxiety, Like it's like an anxiety thing.
So it's when I'm deep in thought.
Like when we were on TV together, that was constantly twirling his hair, and it's because he was so deeply anxious with every grain of a soult.
Literally, it's when I'm deep into thoughts.
So like, if you are with me and I start twirling my hair, you know that I'm having an anxious thoughts.
Yeah, you couldn't do a buzz cut for that reason.
Nah, but would I do just like pull your.
Like little tiny bits of hair left?
Next, at number four, we have the crew cut shortened sides long on top.
I feel like that's a pretty like average boy haircut, right, Like, I think that's just like the go to.
Almost a couple of them walking around.
Number three we have the classic pompadoor, which is like the Elvis quiff in sideburns. That to me, Nah, I'm not into that, I'm just sideburns.
No, I'm surprised I didn't take off more after the movie came out, didn't become more in fashion.
I think it's not hot.
I think it's hot.
I don't think so. Number two, we have the classic quiff. Would we say that you have a classic.
Quiff, classic quiff?
Well, what would you say your hair is? I think it was as a quiff.
Yeah, I'd say I'm the classic quiff now that I look at it.
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah.
So you're number two of the most attractive male hairstyles.
It ain't broke, don't fix it.
Coming in at number one, we have the undercard. It's neat, it's boring. I don't know, it's just like.
That's probably what I get when I get my haircut, and then it grows into a classic qief.
Yeah yeah, yeah quiff queef. A queef is like it in the JJ, not a quief. We're not going with the classic kwiif on your head? I mean, yeah, okay, do you know what I'm shocked at?
What? What hairs on my head?
No? What hairstyle is missing?
I'm not sure.
The mull, the mullet, the mullet, the classic mullet.
I'm not surprised.
I'm not surprised either, but I know a lot of women find the mullet attractive. Australian thing though, Yeah.
I reckon it is a lot of blokes walk around with the mullet these days.
You know what's interesting is when we went to Byron I reckon from like seventeen years old to twenty five. Well, we were there for schoolies the general. Yeah, all of the males that we saw, we were.
Actually sorry, we weren't there for schoolies, but it happened to be.
School unfortunately, timing wires there for schoolies. But yeah, the males from like sixteen to twenty five were all rocking a mullet and I just could not believe that.
Well, yeah, it's been going around for a while. My mate Ben had a mullet literally ten years ago. Yeah, he had a scullet.
The fuck is a sculet?
So where it's bold, well like like oh.
He's baldy, No, no, no, he's actually not. But he like shaved the tops like a buzz cut and then.
A mullet at the back.
Nah, So it was a scullet.
Try to find a photo of his scullet. It is better the Danish