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Where's The Cat?

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Hi, and welcome to Where’s The Cat?, a podcast series of short plays written and performed by members of the Wharf Writers’ Group.

 

Each episode may make you smile, it may make you think, but it will definitely have you coming back for more.

 

There’s comedy, there’s drama, and there’s absurdist fantasy. Whatever your taste, there should be something here for you to enjoy.

 

So, whether you are chilling on the patio or stuck in traffic, let us entertain you for a few minutes. Sit back, relax, and lose yourself in our series of short plays.

 

*Please note some of the episodes feature strong language and adult themes that may not be suitable for a younger audience.

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Episodes

The Legend of the Moonrakers

Welcome to this special, one-off episode of Where's The Cat? Earlier this year (2025) we were 'commissioned' / arm-twisted by Devizes Town Council to write, produce and perform a short play to celebrate the town's Crammer pond, the setting of the story of the Moonrakers. It is how the people of Devizes and wider Wiltshire obtained the Moonrakers moniker that survives through to the present day. The resulting play was performed by members of the Wharf Writers' Group and some of their more gullibl...

Dec 01, 202519 min

The Doctor Will See You Now

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Frank Jones, AI has crept into the NHS. Warning - contains strong language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 03, 202510 minSeason 2Ep. 12

Brighton Beach

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Rosalind Ambler, a photographer on a fashion-shoot finds organising models is like herding cats. Warning - contains adult themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 24, 202510 minSeason 2Ep. 11

Stuck

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Jessica Bone, roof repairs are not as straightforward as they seem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 17, 20259 minSeason 2Ep. 10

One Red Shoe

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Ali Warren, a detective finds a murder investigation is complicated by family. Warning - contains strong language and adult themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 202511 minSeason 2Ep. 9

This Charming Man

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by J.P. Paradise, two female colleagues discuss a new beau. Warning - contains strong language and adult themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 03, 20258 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Identity Theft

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Steve Walters, a man is very uncertain about things, including himself. Warning - contains strong language and adult themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 27, 20256 minSeason 2Ep. 7

The Opening Scene

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by John Osborn, everything is explained. Or is it? Warning - contains strong language and adult themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 20, 20257 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Stan The Man

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Rob Blower, Nigel finds out that the path of true love is never smooth, especially when Stan is involved. Warning - contains strong language and adult themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 13, 202516 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Speak and Spell 9000

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by J.P. Paradise, a woman having a clear-out finds out that she is not the only one to have moved on. Warning - contains strong language. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 06, 20258 minSeason 2Ep. 4

A Remnant of Cloth

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Karen Ellis, we are in the Atlantic in the aftermath of the Titanic disaster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 30, 20248 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Red Riding Hood

Welcome to Series 2 of Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Steve Walters, an old fairy tale gets a modern make-over. Warning - contains strong language and adult themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 23, 202410 minSeason 2Ep. 2

In 3D

Welcome to Season 2 of Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Ali Warren, a computer nerd, tired of the dating game, takes matters into in his own hands, much to the surprise and amusement of his sister. Warning - contains strong language and adult themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 16, 202410 minSeason 2Ep. 1

Emma Thompson's Fault

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Ali Warren, a woman finds that looking for frisky fun is more complicated than she expected. Warning - contains strong language and adult themes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 30, 202310 minSeason 1Ep. 12

In My Defence...

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by J.P. Paradise, police interview a suspect in a possible animal cruelty case. Warning - contains strong language. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 23, 20238 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Nothing Says I Love You Like...

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Karen Ellis, a man shares his experiences of living with dementia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 16, 20236 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Virgin Planet

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Rob Blower, religious zealotry and space travel are on a collision course. Warning - contains strong language and adult themes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 09, 202313 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Boots In Belgravia

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Rosalind Ambler, a rather well-to-do lady discovers some surprising pleasures in the wearing of the humble wellington boot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 02, 20237 minSeason 1Ep. 8

A Broken Frame

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Robert Binney, a man connects with his father at the very end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 25, 202312 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Heaven

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Frank Jones, two men discuss life and death with unwitting prescience. Warning - contains strong language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 18, 202310 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Conversation At Midnight

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Rosalind Ambler, a couple talk over a disastrous dinner party late at night. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 11, 20237 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Kindling

Welcome to Where's The Cat?, a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Karen Ellis, dating in medieval times gets a modern make-over.. Mediaeval music - Village Consort from the Always Music channel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 04, 202311 minSeason 1Ep. 4

I'm Sorry

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Jessica Bone, the use of the phrase I'm Sorry is explored in all its uncomfortable connotations. Warning - contains adult themes of control, coercion and manipulation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 28, 20238 minSeason 1Ep. 3

The Snow Queen

Welcome to Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by Steve Walters, is an icy-hearted villainess once again roaming the streets? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 21, 20239 minSeason 1Ep. 2

Jump

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Where's The Cat? , a series of short plays by The Wharf Writers' Group. In this episode by John Osborn, a man is looking to redeem his birthday present of a time travel voucher. Warning - contains strong language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 20237 minSeason 1Ep. 1
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