Episode 282
I "catch up" on developments I missed re: artificial intelligence. In the process, I use an AI chatbot to help me write a touching tale about McDonald's Pizza.
Feb 17, 2023•20 min
Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's
This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.
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Episodes
Episode 281
An investigation into a new McDonald's product called the New Tuna Cheesy Pizza Bread necessitates the answering of an oft-posed question: What is a pizza? For answers, I turn to the definition experts by telephoning the dictionary.
Feb 13, 2023•18 min
Episode 280
I attempt to forensically analyze an original Canadian McDonald's Pizza box I received as a gift from the editors of Funicular Magazine.
Feb 01, 2023•20 min
Episode 279
In an attempt to circumvent some Bic's Wite-Out based redactions on a sensitive McDonald's Pizza document I obtained from the National Security Agency, I suffer a minor incendiary accident.
Jan 27, 2023•19 min
Episode 278
I investigate the security implications of the McDonald's corporation sharing sensitive pizza secrets on the Tick Tock video platform.
Jan 20, 2023•19 min
Episode 277
On the season three premiere of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?, I am finally awarded a well-deserved award and arrange for the proper home security with which to protect it.
Jan 12, 2023•24 min
Episode 276 - The 2022 Christmas Special: Part 2
In this touching conclusion to my 2022 Christmas Special, an old friend gives me a glimpse of a dark future where McDonald's Pizza is all but forgotten.
Dec 25, 2022•33 min
Episode 275 - The 2022 Christmas Special: Part 1
In this first part of my 2022 Christmas special, I am stopped from following through on a dangerous aquatic activity by a mysterious figure from my past.
Dec 24, 2022•22 min
Episode 274
In light of recent nuclear fusion discoveries, I protect myself against a potential explosive disaster by planning to construct a convenient underground bunker.
Dec 20, 2022•18 min
Episode 273
I expose some disturbing information about the host of a Hulu reality competition webseries about pizza making.
Dec 10, 2022•25 min
Episode 272
I investigate some intriguing information (or, potentially, disinformation) about McDonald's Pizza recounted by a fellow journalist during the 2022 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Dec 01, 2022•16 min
Episode 271
On this special Thanksgiving edition of the program, I offer a sample prayer to use with your family, provide some food safety tips when stuffing your turkey, and offer some further details on my plan to drown myself if I do not receive enough Patreon patrons in my pledge drive.
Nov 24, 2022•19 min
Episode 270
I investigate replacing the troubled Twitter.com service with the CB radio community. Plus, I announce a new Pizzaply Media program and launch my first Patreon pledge drive by declaring if I do not gain 50 new patrons by the end of the month, I will drown myself in the Los Angeles River.
Nov 11, 2022•28 min
Episode 269
On this special Halloween edition of the program, I recount the story of a haunted McDonald's and make plans for how to distribute chicken McNuggets to trick or treaters while I am away from home.
Oct 31, 2022•17 min
Episode 268
I am refused spiritual guidance regarding the aftermath of my consumption of a marijuana cigarette.
Oct 28, 2022•23 min
Episode 267
I investigate the new so-called "adult Happy Meals" by altering my consciousness with legal drugs.
Oct 20, 2022•26 min
Episode 266
A listener does some deputy journalism in Brooklyn, and my investigation into a mysterious Facebook page leads me to the darkest wilderness of South Dakota.
Oct 07, 2022•28 min
Episode 265
Continuing my investigation into the deranged McDonald's fans of Facebook, I explore a bizarre page devoted to the Mediterranean Sea and expose myself to the dark secrets within.
Sep 30, 2022•21 min
Episode 264
Further investigation into the deranged minds behind strange comments on the official McDonald's Facebook page leads me down a darker and darker path.
Sep 23, 2022•17 min
Episode 263
I attempt to recreate a pizza-adjacent menu item from McDonald's Singapore by smashing a bag of snack mix with a hammer.
Sep 15, 2022•24 min
Episode 262
I investigate shockingly similar and somewhat deranged comments beneath an historic post on the official McDonald's Facebook page.
Sep 08, 2022•19 min
Episode 261
I investigate the introduction of pizza to the Tim Horton's menu.
Aug 31, 2022•24 min
Episode 260
In my continuing quest to become a hacker so that I might be able to hack into McDonald's most secret computers, I prepare to enroll in Hacker High School, a hacking school open only to teenage students.
Aug 19, 2022•22 min
Episode 259
I further my investigatory skills by seeking to become a hacker.
Aug 12, 2022•21 min
Episode 258
Live from the parking lot of a McDonald’s.
Aug 07, 2022•1 hr 37 min
Stealth Camping Expedition Announcement
An announcement concerning my overnight stealth camping expedition in a McDonald's parking lot.
Aug 04, 2022•4 min
Episode 257
I announce the success of my McDonald's stealth camping fundraiser. Plus, I address breaking news about the discontinuation of the Choco Taco and go undercover to investigate its disappearance.
Jul 28, 2022•15 min
Episode 256
I embark on my mission to crowd fund a campaign to camp overnight in the parking lot of a McDonald's.
Jul 22, 2022•16 min
Episode 255
To "get in the mind" of accomplished radio broadcaster Art Bell, I speak with another accomplished radio broadcaster, Tom Scharpling of "The Best Show", who offers some sound advice on how best to deal with the issue of the typographical error on Art Bell's tombstone.
Jul 14, 2022•31 min
Episode 254
I consult a spiritual guide to seek God's blessing over my impending marriage and to answer some questions I have about whether God is a ghost made of ectoplasm.
Jul 09, 2022•27 min
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