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What Would The Smart Party Do?

The UK's Premier RPG Podcast

Episodes

Roll the Bones – When to Roll Dice

Episode 32 – Roll the Bones (a.k.a When to Roll Dice) An interesting question from one of our lovely Patreons, when do you (as a GM) ask for dice rolls? If you’re not rolling them, how do you make things happen? Baz and Gaz ramble through a field of dice-filled ideas and thoughts on rolling […]

May 10, 20161 hr 2 min

Into The Odd (Walkthrough)

Episode 31 – Into The Odd (Walkthrough) This week Baz takes Gaz through a journey Into the Odd by Chris McDowall. First impressions, through character creation (all four rolls of it) and on to deeper into the OSR style book with a difference. Come join the lads as they have a root around in the […]

Apr 27, 20161 hr 12 min

Character Sheets – Got Any Rope?

Episode 30 – Character Sheets (a.k.a. Got Any Rope?) Fresh back from 7 Hills gaming convention Gaz is enthused about character sheets and giving players enough rope to hang themselves. Baz gets in on the action as the lads talk through prepping for a convention game and how a good set of character sheets can […]

Apr 20, 20161 hr 1 min

Android : Netrunner RPGs – The Future Perfect

Episode 29 – Android : Netrunner RPGs (a.k.a. The Future Perfect) Special guest time! UK Netrunner National Champion (and avid roleplayer) Alex White joins Baz and Gaz to talk about the Android : Netrunner universe and how or why you’d play there. It’s not all dark dystopia or combat chapters, new ideas via old science […]

Apr 13, 20161 hr 7 min

System of a Down

Episode 28 – Systems Redux (a.k.a. System of a Down) Baz wrestles with the question “Do we have too many systems?” – are there enough? Too many? Why are people bringing out more? Gaz drinks Hot Toddies and cough medicine in equal amounts in order to help fuel more discussion. Join the team for a […]

Apr 01, 20161 hr 8 min

Combat – Roll For Initiative

Episode 27 – Comabt (a.k.a. Roll For Initiative) Why can’t we all just get along? Because fighting is fun, in gaming at least. Or is it? Why does it take up so much of RPG text and sessions in general? Baz and Gaz roll up their sleeves and knife fight over what all this conflict […]

Mar 22, 20161 hr 6 min

Experience – Putting Ticks in Boxes

Episode 26 – Putting Ticks in Boxes (a.k.a. Experience) Hot on the heels of character generation, our characters want to level up! What’s the deal with experience points and levels? Are they an archaic throwback to the beginning of gaming or still relevant? Join our Baz and Gaz on a journey though experience systems from […]

Mar 03, 201659 min

Dying in the First Ten Minutes

Episode 25 – Dying in the First Ten Minutes (a.k.a. Character Generation) Roll the dice, throw the bones, allocate points or get a pre-gen; this week the Smart Party talk about character generation and all related items. Regrettably Gaz is suffering from the dreaded Man Flu (2pt disadvantage) and Baz is similarly afflicted and talking […]

Mar 01, 20162 hr 25 min

Super Troopers

Episode 24 – Superhero Gaming (a.k.a. Super Troopers) Baz is all “make mine Marvel” while Gaz doesn’t really understand why people would wear their underpants on the outside. Our intrepid ‘casters dive into the emotive issue of superhero gaming. Is D&D and supers game? Is there even a good supers RPG out there? Is it […]

Feb 05, 201656 min

Urban Armies

Episode 23 – Urban Fantasy & Unknown Armies (a.k.a. Urban Armies) Urban fantasy seems like a big old piece of the genre, so we dig around in it a bit before taking an in depth look at our favourite example; Unknown Armies. With a 3rd edition on its way, we can look back fondly on […]

Jan 20, 20161 hr 3 min

New Year, New Ideas

Episode 22 – Taking Ideas From Other Games (a.k.a New Year, New Ideas) The tinsel is in disarray and the clammy grip of work clutches our hearts, but fear not, for The Smart Party are back with another Podcast! This week we talk about what we can glean from those gamey Christmas presents we got; […]

Jan 07, 20161 hr 2 min

Dragonmeet 2015 – Too Much Cthulhu?

Episode 21 – Dragonmeet 2015 (a.k.a Too Much Cthulhu) Dragonmeet took place in London Village last weekend, with over 1000 delegates, many of whom packed the seminar room to hear us discuss whether there was too much Cthulhu in gaming. As a live recording the sound is somewhat woeful, but hopefully you’ll enjoy some lively […]

Dec 10, 20151 hr 2 min

Gamer Bling – Money You Don’t Have

Episode 20 – Gamer Bling (a.k.a Spending money you don’t have on things you don’t need) The festive season is already upon us (almost) and we’re already writing our shopping lists for Santa and generous relatives who don’t understand the hobby. Also, Dragonmeet approaches with even greater alacrity. What should gamers get other people to […]

Nov 30, 20151 hr

Cyberpunk – Designer Clothes for Roleplayers

Episode 19 – Cyberpunk a.k.a. Designer Clothes for Roleplayers “The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.” – William Gibson Hot off the back of the Science Fiction ‘cast we bring you Cyberpunk! It’s a Tale of Two Cities, pink Mohawks, chrome implants, Corporate Troubleshooters and anarchistic players and characters. […]

Nov 20, 201559 min

Science Fiction – Gaming With the Stars

Episode 18 – Science Fiction a.k.a. Gaming With the Stars Why isn’t Science Fiction as good as Fantasy? Doesn’t seem to be from a gaming scene point of view, when blatantly it is in other media. So where are the good Sci Fi games at? What are the pitfalls of Sci Fi gaming and what […]

Nov 13, 20151 hr 2 min

Organising Furnace – Burn Baby Burn

Episode 17 – Organising Furnace a.k.a. Burn Baby Burn Hot on the heels (pun maybe intended) of our interview with convention organiser Fabian at The Kraken, we bring you Graham Spearing of Furnace fame to tell us about his experiences over the last ten years. The Smart Party produced a pair of Fate adventures to […]

Oct 30, 201556 min

Con Games – Conventional Wisdom

Epsiode 16 – Convention Games a.k.a. Conventional Wisdom What’s the difference between convention games and regular home games? Is D&D any good? What are the top tips for running convention games? Listen to Gaz & Baz as they give you their accumulated wisdow! Read more advice here and pay what you want! Why not become […]

Oct 23, 20151 hr 1 min

Games Workshop – The Ten Commandments

Episode 15 – Games Workshop (a.k.a Ten Commandments) Games Workshop – that most divisive of topics, known to all the gaming world and yet so misunderstood. Or is it? The Smart Party podcasters used to work for the GW and have insider knowledge. Come join us and find out what life is like on the […]

Oct 16, 20151 hr 4 min

This is a German Convention – Release the Kraken

Bonus Episode – The Kraken This week I was at The Kraken, a gaming retreat in Germany, halfway between Berlin and Hamburg at a lovely Schloss. I managed to grab half an hour with head honcho Fabian Küchler to ask him about this idea of a gaming vacation rather than convention, what motivates him and […]

Oct 07, 201535 min

The Future – You Can’t Text in Traveller

Episode 14 – The Future (a.k.a You Can’t Text in Traveller) What is the future for RPGs? Are we destined to have a weird hobby that is only played in nursing homes and retirement communities, or is the hobby Strong Like Bull? What do two old men know about it anyway? Baz talks about rappers […]

Sep 30, 20151 hr 1 min

OSR – Arguing About Mindflayers

Episode 13 – OSR (a.k.a Arguing About Mindflayers) What the heck is OSR anyway? Damned if I know, so we got the lovely Dan (from The Undercroft fanzine fame) to come and school us like it’s 1987. So come find out what those letters stand for, what the gaming movement is about, does everyone on […]

Sep 25, 20151 hr 4 min

Historical Gaming – The Three Mathematicians

Episode 12 – Historical Gaming (a.k.a The Three Mathematicians) Why play in the real world when you’ve got a fantastical one? Wait, there’s our own history with lots of excellent genres and documents to mine! What do the Smart Party know about such things? Not enough, so we’ve recruited that bastion of Britishness and sartorial […]

Sep 16, 201559 min

Social Conflict – I Hit It In The Ennui

Episode 10 – Social Conflict (a.k.a I Hit It In The Ennui) What do you do when you’re playing a silver-tongued devil but haven’t got the words as a player? I can’t fence, but sword-fighting seems well covered in RPGs. Do you need a doctorate to play a scientist? All these questions are more are […]

Sep 02, 20151 hr 5 min

Kickstarters – Crowd Source of Amusement

Episode 9: Kickstarters (a.k.a. Crowd Source of Amusement) Kickstarter, IndieGoGo and publishers getting money in advance – what’s the state of play and what does it mean for getting games published? Does it help the small guys? All this and more…

Aug 31, 201556 min

Gaming Rock Stars – Giant Attack Redacted

Episode​ ​​8​​: Gaming Rock Stars (a.k.a.​​ ​Giant Attack Redacted​) We’ve all seen them, surrounded by groupies, sipping champagne from crystal d20s, but are writers and designers of games rock stars? Heroes? Have we got any, do they exist?

Aug 20, 201551 min

​​Being a Better Player – I’ve Painted Myself Out of a Game​

Episode​ ​​7​​: ​​Being a Better Player (a.k.a.​​ ​I’ve Painted Myself Out of a Game​) ​There’s lots of advice for GMs, but how can we be a better player? Every day is a school day, so if only there was a podcast to help us with lessons on how to do a more sterling job of […]

Jul 28, 20151 hr 6 min

Keeping Everyone Together – a Fighter, a Thief and a Magic User Walk Into a Bar

Episode 6: Keeping Everyone Together (a.k.a. A Fighter, a Thief and a Magic User Walk Into a Bar…) You’ve sat down for a new game but you want to know how your group of adventurers fit together. Or do you? Why not just crack on with the adventure straight away? What happens when someone’s character […]

Jul 21, 201549 min

Art in RPGs – Dancing About Architecture

Episode 5: Art in RPGs (a.k.a. Dancing About Architecture) What is the place of art in RPGs? Does it still have meaning? What constitutes good or bad art? Isn’t it all subjective? Gaz and Baz discuss some of their favourite artists and pieces as they negotiate some of the wider considerations of RPG art.

Jul 20, 20151 hr 5 min

Settings – Cutting Up Museums

Episode 4: Settings (a.k.a. Cutting Up Museums) We remember them well from Fantasy Heartbreakers to the finest game ever made. Creating your own setting at the table through play might be all the rage, but nothing beats a good published setting. Gaz and Baz talk us through some of their favourites and discuss what makes […]

Jul 20, 20151 hr 18 min

Problem Players – Snooze you lose

Episode 3: Problem players and what to do with them (a.k.a. Snooze you lose) What are problem players and what do you do with them? If you don’t think you have a problem player, maybe it’s you? Gaz and Baz talk about some of their experiences and what to do to change things for the […]

Jul 20, 201554 min
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