The guys dive back into the world of Cannon Films to talk about the wonderfully cheesy action-filled Revenge of the Ninja. They talk about kung-fu grandmas, small children having competitive fights with trained assassins, Sho Kosugi playing... Cho and the totally unearned heroic death scene. Plus: Brendan talks about his unique viewing experience of the movie and later - the guys' minds are blown when they discover a revelation about this movie and Joe Pesci. Check our social media on Sunday for...
Aug 11, 2022•2 hr
This week, a special guest co-host enters the fray and Jason MacLeod stops by to aid in the discussion of a weird 80s comedy starring... Daniel Day-Lewis?! Yep. They discuss the film Stars and Bars, a movie seemingly tailor-made for Hugh Grant years before Hollywood had created Hugh Grant the dopey romantic comedy star. They talk about the lack of jokes (seems to be a theme for these kinds of movies), the harrowing domestic abuse subplot, the hotel canal, the insane dinner table scene and much m...
Aug 04, 2022•2 hr 3 min
Super Summer Flopbuster Month concludes with a discussion of the SUPER-silly and nonsensical 1984 romp - Supergirl. Returning guest Joshua Kotsabasakis joins the guys to talk about how the film is clearly written by a man, the inappropriate romantic relationships, Faye Dunaway's amazing performance, Peter O'Toole acting like a total jerk and much, MUCH more. Squirt? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Eating Rao...
Jul 28, 2022•2 hr 7 min
Another superhero summer movie... of sorts. This week, the guys wax poetic about the abysmal blockbuster comedy flop The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Why waste $100 million on THIS script!? Was Eddie Murphy napping during the entire production? What was with that sound effect that came on every time Randy Quaid spoke? Why did it seem like the dialogue mostly improvised (and badly at that)? A sexy robot maid? HOW DID THIS COST $100 MILLION!? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap...
Jul 21, 2022•1 hr 48 min
Continuing with this month's theme, the guys bring back Josh Kotsabasakis to help break down the infamous 2004 flop Catwoman. The guys talk about the overlong cat-filled opening credits that seem to run out of ideas, the infamous handwriting analysis scene, Alex Borstein's completely pointless character, all of the cat puns, the huge plot revelation in the last five minutes of the movie and much, much more! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next m...
Jul 14, 2022•1 hr 51 min
Back to the HOSTS picking the movies, damn it! This week, we start off a very special Super Summer Flopbuster season by talking all about the Robert Townsend superhero flick The Meteor Man. Is this silly superhero movie based in Republican logic? Why does this children's movie have so many drive-by shootings? Are satin baseball jackets and bleach-blonde hair really that scary for a gang? And how does this comedy manage to last 105 minutes with almost no jokes? Plus: it was very hard to find this...
Jul 07, 2022•1 hr 53 min
Listeners Choice Month finishes off with a movie that many warned about and caused a firestorm of online rage from any poor soul that witnessed the release of the very misbegotten premise and trailer. The guys talk about the truly offensive premise combined with some of the laziest filmmaking in cinema history, the random M. Night Shyamalan slam, racist foreshadowing, the iPhone edit, the most infuriating ending of all-time, comparisons to the Dolly Parton film Straight Talk and much, much more....
Jun 30, 2022•1 hr 41 min
The penultimate episode of Listeners Choice Month caps off with the longest episode in WWTT history! Joining the guys for this one is returning guest Joshua Kotsabasakis as they discuss... Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. They talk all about the legendary "MARTHA!" scene, the dull colour palette, the bizarre and infuriating Jimmy Olsen cameo, the movie's weird connection to Lethal Weapon 4 and more. Plus: they really break down Jesse Eisenberg's performance and why he is seemingly playing ano...
Jun 23, 2022•2 hr 25 min
Listeners Choice Month rolls forward with this breakdown of the Don Bluth's last hurrah (as of 2022, anyway) into feature-length film: the 2000 flop Titan A.E. In the span of this episode, the guys discuss Matt Damon's super-90s flippy haircut making it into the character design, the fantastic Don Bluth animation having a very weird collaboration with some sloppy CGI, the most obvious double-cross in the history of film, Bluth's adept skill at animating butts and much more. Next week: Batman v. ...
Jun 16, 2022•2 hr 2 min
Listeners Choice Month continues with a pick from Brent of the Home Video Hustle podcast. The guys are bestowed with A Haunted House, the horror/parody starring Marlon Wayans alongside some pretty talented improv comedians. They talk about every and all things including Marlon Wayans getting intimate with stuffed animals, talented comedians attempting to elevate rather dire material, VERY subtle gay jokes, lazy stereotypes and much more. Plus: Al G. Rhythm invades Rotten Tomatoes and Nathan issu...
Jun 09, 2022•1 hr 39 min
Listeners Choice Month begins with a pick from the Spirit! It's Tron: Legacy and it has the guys scratching their heads at all the WACKY terminology! Is de-aged Jeff Bridges one of the worst "special effects" in cinematic history? How much word salad can this movie get away with? Is Olivia Wilde playing a sex robot? Did this movie really have a character twist that has absolutely no weight if you haven't seen the first film? And how DARE you tease Cillian Murphy and then barely deliver, movie! C...
Jun 02, 2022•1 hr 47 min
This week, the guys dive into an oft-misunderstood but absolutely insane comic book movie - Tank Girl. Should Tank Girl herself have been a gay icon of the 90s? Is that Ice-T playing a talking kangaroo man? Did the studio interference actually make things... better? How much quipping can one movie handle? NO SERIOUSLY... IS THAT ICE-T AS A TALKING KANGAROO MAN!? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Ambulance "Cin...
May 26, 2022•2 hr 12 min
Galen is back (this time as a guest) and joins the guys to discuss the Renny Harlin box-office bomb: Cutthroat Island. This episode answers the question: how many pirate voices is too many? They also discuss Frank Langella's amazing performance, the filthy innuendo throughout, less-than-zero chemistry from the leads, holding people at gunpoint with eels, the existence of quicksand and much more. Plus: Galen does an incredible Geena Davis impression. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunda...
May 19, 2022•1 hr 58 min
This week, the guys discuss the comic-book sequel The Return of Swamp Thing along with recurring guest and comic book aficionado Joshua Kotsabasakis. Does this movie pre-date The Shape of Water with a very sexy human/monster romance? You damn right it does! The guys get into ALL topics including Locklear's conversations with her houseplants, the two most annoying children on the planet, windows that lock from the outside, the single most bizarre (and source material-accurate) sex scene of all-ti...
May 12, 2022•2 hr 2 min
The guys welcome back Mariah to talk about another one of her Childhood Movies (TM, All Rights Reserved). This time, it's 2004's A Cinderella Story starring Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray. The gang all marvel at how quick Chad Michael Murray is at texting, they pull their hair out at the movie trying to convince everyon that Duff is a plain-Jane, Mariah points out all the horribly-aged dialogue/jokes, there is a VERY heated debate about the ending and much more. Plus: Rudy Giuliani does NOT...
May 05, 2022•1 hr 44 min
Nathan is back! And alongside Brendan, they welcome back recurring guest and extreme sports expert Jerika to discuss the Australian Nicole Kidman BMX/crime movie - BMX Bandits. They talk about the characters very carefully doing their "stunts," the similarities between this movie and Mad Max Fury Road, a lot of threatened violence towards minors and more. Plus: Jerika declares herself President of Television and launches a crusade against film! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Scr...
Apr 28, 2022•1 hr 41 min
Joining Brendan this week are a couple o' fellas - Agents Cam and Scott from the Spy Hards podcast. Together, the three of them talk about Replicas, the 2018 Keanu Reeves vehicle that everyone forgot about... or never knew existed. They talk about the horrific Cronenberg-esque body horror of the opening scene, Thomas Middleditch's tragic character trajectory, the camera lusting after Alice Eve, the truly baffling third act twist and much more. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Scre...
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr 51 min
Joining the guest co-host train this week is Brent from the Home Video Hustle as he helps Brendan break down the Jean-Claude Van Damme "classic" - Cyborg. The guys talk about the baffling decision to not make Jean-Claude Van Damme play a cyborg, the awful special effects with Pearl's robot head, all of the hack filmmakers that stole from this masterpiece, JCVD phoning it in, the two sequels with ALL-STAR CASTS and much more. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a g...
Apr 14, 2022•1 hr 32 min
Back on track this week as Brendan and special guest co-host and friend of the show Galen Howard tackle the 2008 failed franchise-starter, Jumper. The guys talk about Galen's knowledge of celebrity bathrooms, all of the inconsistencies of 'jumper' powers, nobody reacting whatsoever to otherworldly amounts of destruction, Samuel L. Jackson' white wig and much more. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: The Batman "...
Apr 07, 2022•1 hr 48 min
This week, Nathan is away but tradition continues as the fifth Thursday of the month brings another Small-Screen Shameful. Brendan is joined by guest co-host Jason MacLeod as they talk about the German-made Christian government conspiracy film, 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus. They talk about a whole host of things like communism "all over the place," the broken English script, Google Image search hackers, Roy abandoning his followers when any situation turns dangerous, the villain's awful h...
Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 49 min
The MARCH TO WRESTLEMANIA concludes with a discussion of the worst wrestling PPV of all time - Heroes of Wrestling. Luckily, Ryan Gilbert comes back to share in the collective pain as the tragic trio talk about Jake Roberts' amazing comeback since this time, a commentator who doesn't know the names of the most basic wrestling maneuvers, the absolute worst tag team match(es) of all-time, terrible finishes, technical difficulties up the wazoo and much, MUCH more. Check our social media on Sunday f...
Mar 24, 2022•1 hr 37 min
This week, the guys start the MARCH TO WRESTLEMANIA by discussing a wrestling movie with returning guest Ryan Gilbert. This time, the movie on the chopping block is... Body Slam, the 1986 opus featuring the Face from The A-Team, Roddy Piper, Captain Lou Albano, Billy Barty and a slew of others! The guys are confused if this is Hal Needham's final film or not but they do talk about Billy Barty's homophobic catchphrase, wrestling shows with one match on the card, Captain Lou Morano and much more. ...
Mar 17, 2022•1 hr 49 min
This week, the guys are joined by Galen Howard and unintentionally continue with the theme of the Cold War and evil Russians by talking all about the John Travolta film The Experts. It's a movie in which two idiots are dropped into a fake American town in Moscow (unbeknownst as fake to them) to teach future undercover agents how to be hip! The guys talk about all of the bad improv scenes with no real jokes, the endless opening credits, the Travolta/Preston dance scene, sandwich pornography and m...
Mar 10, 2022•1 hr 53 min
We do apologize that this episode is unfortunately so relevant to recent events in the news but hope we can give you some laughs with this dumb, dumb action movie. This week, it's time to talk about the conclusion of the original John Rambo trilogy, the aptly-named... Rambo III. First thing's first, the guys dive a bit into the weird naming conventions of this franchise, Brendan is weirded out when he sees Rambo riding a horse, they discuss the cartoon and the old Jewish man who voiced the title...
Mar 03, 2022•1 hr 22 min
This week, the guys are joined by first-time guest Sharon Horwatt, who bestows the Colin Farrell fantasy romance Winter's Tale upon them. This is the film in which it is discovered that making love to Colin Farrell is a death sentence and it also features an astounding cameo. You'll also hear about details in the source material that were left OUT of the movie, all of the lens flares, Russell Crowe's Irish accent, wasting prestige actors on nothing roles and much more. Check our social media on ...
Feb 24, 2022•2 hr 15 min
This week, the guys are joined by Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies to discuss a very important film - Dean Devlin's (but really Roland Emmerich) Geostorm. From Gerard Butler playing an astrophysicist and using a terrible American accent to the world coming together in perfect unity, this film is one of the biggest fantasies ever covered on the show. Just how stupid do you have to be to see Ed Harris in a film and truly wonder who the villain will turn out to be in the end? And ...
Feb 17, 2022•1 hr 48 min
It's Mariah's turn to pick the movie and she also joins the guys to discuss it! That's right, this week they discuss the 1995 big-screen adaptation of a "beloved" cartoon - Casper. They talk about the very dark turns and foul language in this children's film, the controversial choice of Casper having four fingers (and weirdly referencing it!), the Lazarus and its ability to only bring ONE person back to life, Nathan's love for Cathy Moriarty and much more. Check our social media on Sunday for th...
Feb 10, 2022•1 hr 52 min
It's that time of year when the better halves get to pick the movie! This year, Patty picked the Patrick Swayze vehicle (no pun intended) Black Dog. Thankfully, Patrick Swayze-certified expert Andy Hamilton joins the guys to help them break down this insane truckin' movie. Why does Meat Loaf disappear for 45 minutes of the film? Is Jack Crews secretly a mass murderer? Was Randy Travis purposely singing really badly and if so, why does it suddenly get way better an hour later? Is there a buddy co...
Feb 03, 2022•1 hr 48 min
To cap off an eventful month of last year's misfires, your hosts take aim at one of the wildest rides: the M. Night Shyamalan movie Old, which asks the question: what if everyone was stuck on an island that aged you super-quickly and no one talked like a human being? Listen to the drama unfold as Lindsay joins the fray for another Shyamalan banger where they discuss the overwhelming amount of foreshadowing, the absolutely insane and unintentionally hilarious childbirth scene, the greatest name e...
Jan 27, 2022•1 hr 42 min
Pressing forward through the worst of 2021, the guys tackle a found-footage disasterpiece known as Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin. Thankfully, they have recruited a helping hand in Brent from the Home Video Hustle podcast, who appreciated this nap of a movie. So why is this episode longer than usual for such a nothing movie? Well, they may have gotten off-topic... a lot. They do discuss the nonsensical camera work, the legalities of obtaining hospital security footage, Brendan's hatred of one ...
Jan 20, 2022•2 hr
