Frank Miller can do movies all by himself, you guys! Thanks to patreon Adam Jures, the guys discuss the Frank Miller film The Spirit along with first-time guest Katie Uhlmann. They discuss the dazzling visuals and costume choices, the very questionable interrogation scene, all of the fantastic cat shots, dumb henchman clone armies and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always...
Nov 19, 2020•1 hr 39 min
What a... shyam? This week, the guys welcome back Lindsay Escoffery to discuss the much-maligned M. Night Shyamalan adaptation of The Last Airbender. They discuss all aspects of the movie like the scenes they didn't film and were solely described with voiceover, the many differences compared to the source material, quite possibly the most undercooked romance of all-time and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie ("PLOT!"). Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal...
Nov 12, 2020•1 hr 41 min
It's that special time of year! Fly Air Gamera! Ah, November: the time to celebrate the anniversary of the best flying turtle around - Gamera! The guys do just that during this week's episode as they discuss Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris. Nathan and Brendan break this movie down, discussing hipster cultists, regional accents in Japan, scientists using SEGA Dreamcast for research and much more. Plus - Brendan has a real hard time whenever any buzz words come up in conversation. The guys also drop a h...
Nov 05, 2020•1 hr 32 min
Schlocktober concludes with a Small-Screen Shameful! For the final week in October, the guys bring back Galen Howard to discuss Glenn Danzig's magnum opus, Verotika, which has often been described as The Room of horror movies. The guys discuss it all including horrible french accents, the total lack of plot in the final segment, uncomfortable dancing, the art of de-facing and SO MUCH MORE. Plus - coming this fall on NBC: The Genitalist! The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie ("Look into...
Oct 29, 2020•1 hr 39 min
Schlocktober continues with a Conjuring-verse crapfest. This week, your hosts delve into another Conjuring-verse movie with the 2018 spooky movie The Nun. The guys delve in deep and talk about a variety of topics like the really morose priest, Mother Superior possibly sending someone to their death intentionally, using a giant cross to pick up girls, the whole weird casting decision with Taissa Farmiga, lots of terrible nun puns and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie ("Te...
Oct 22, 2020•1 hr 28 min
Schlocktober continues with another vampire flick! Amanda the Jedi makes her return to the show to help the guys dissect the 2002 vampire/rock & roll opus Queen of the Damned. They talk about Aaliyah starring in the movie for eight minutes, the rules of being a vampire, bad parking at outdoor concerts, Jesse not having any regard for her own safety, the songs being performed by Korn and much more. Plus: everyone reminisces about movies they liked when they were young only to be horribly disa...
Oct 15, 2020•1 hr 25 min
Schlocktober continues with a terrible sequel... Steve and Izzy of fellow Age of Radio show Everything I Learned from Movies join our heroes this week to talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge, the weird sequel to the Wes Craven smash hit. Together, they talk about Freddy Krueger not killing people in their dreams, the "unintentional" homoeroticism that ruined a man's career, exploding lovebirds and much more. Plus: Jessie's Girl gets a lot of play and Steve does his best ...
Oct 08, 2020•1 hr 41 min
This week, Schlocktober begins! A full month of the spookiest turds... And what better way to start that then with the Dennis Miller-led horror-comedy Bordello of Blood. Joining your hosts is returning guest Jason MacLeod as they try to make sense of a project that went through a lot of turmoil. The guys learn about Dennis Miller's pricetag and all the behind-the-scenes issues and they talk about: how this movie opens like a period piece, potentially lethal laser beams at a church congregation, ...
Oct 01, 2020•1 hr 39 min
This week, the guys welcome first-time guest Galen Howard (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.) to discuss the muddy Steven Seagal disaster The Glimmer Man. Much is discussed like Seagal getting to deliver every one-liner even if it makes no sense, powdered deer penis, fake Italian accents, Stephen Tobolowsky elevating his scene and much, MUCH more. Plus: Galen imagines Seagal as the Chicken Lady, they all wonder why Brian Cox is playing Colonel Sanders and there are a LOT of 'Seagal Voic...
Sep 24, 2020•1 hr 38 min
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT! This week, the Iso-ploitation series begins in which Nathan and Brendan take a pick from every single Patron! To kick this off, the guys discuss the 1994 videogame adaptation Street Fighter (chosen by their guest Lindsay!) They discuss everything from the lazy fan service, JCVD as an All-American hero, Raul Julia hamming it up to perfection, oversized DNA bags, the tasteless post-credits scene and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or...
Sep 17, 2020•1 hr 33 min
It's time to take a break from talking about specific bad movies for one week because it's that time of year again. Don your finest Vera Wang and attend the fourth annual Manos Hand-Outs! Who will win the Roger Corman Award for Excellence? What fabulous recurring characters will show up? Is love in the air? Are your hosts going to be arrested for facilitating a beatdown? Tune in to find out! The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie ("HADOUKEN!"). Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for...
Sep 10, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 188
Ah, Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies bestowed this "gem" upon the podcast... Luckily, Nathan and Brendan are not alone and they bring Brent (Home Video Hustle) on-board to help them dive into another Uwe Boll videogame adaptation - Bloodrayne. The guys talk about everything from the horrible wigs, Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley slumming it, Michelle Rodriguez's accent, the prison sex scene and much more. Next week: The 4th annual Manos Hand-Outs! Questions? Comments? Suggest...
Sep 03, 2020•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 187
What is a better way to show reverence to three real-life heroes than by getting them to play themselves in a film? We could probably think of many, many ways. This week, the guys welcome first-time guest John Ellis (of The Best Movie of the Year... So Far podcast) to discuss a giant Clint Eastwood misfire - The 15:17 to Paris. As well as learning all about God, guns and gentlemen, they also discuss Clint Eastwood's hatred of teachers, the narration that is introduced and immediately dropped, th...
Aug 27, 2020•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 185
It's not Men in Black. I swear. This week, the guys tackle the 2013 totally-not-Men in Black movie starring Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges - R.I.P.D. Besides the staggering amount of similarities with the aforementioned movie, the guys also discuss billy-goating, Jeff Bridges getting honey potted, the Deado vetting process, the Staff of Jericho and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! Questions? Comments? Suggestions? ...
Aug 20, 2020•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 186
This episode is brought to you by Patron Dannie! This week, Nathan and Brendan reach into the Patreon Picks for Speed 2: Cruise Control, the sequel that absolutely no one was asking for... ever. They discuss things like Willem Dafoe's leeches, the ice cream truck chase scene, the creepy relationship with Jason Patric and an underage deaf girl, wi-fi technology in 1997 and much more. Plus: Brendan has a personal story about Jason Patric. The guys also learn a lot about The Straight Story. The guy...
Aug 13, 2020•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 184
Hope you guys are hungry! This week, Nathan and Brendan welcome first-time guest Moxie from Your Brain on Facts to discuss a movie near and dear to her heart - Ravenous. The discussion ranges from the studio's mishandling of the marketing campaign to Robert Carlyle's occasional crazed bug-eyed performance, the surprisingly accurate representation of a Wendigo, giant bear traps and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie ("A bus?! Ahoy, matey!"). Check on Facebook or Twitter on...
Aug 06, 2020•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 183
It's the fifth Thursday of the month and that can only mean one thing... time to punch down! This week, Nathan and Brendan welcome back Brent (and a little bit of the Spirit) from the Home Video Hustle to discuss the Red Dawn/Breakfast Club rip-off Terror Squad. The gang talks about everything from lack of security at nuclear power plants, 45-minute car chases (in real time), sexy exercise programs, some ridiculously obvious continuity errors particularly one involving a bus and the way in which...
Jul 30, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 182
Summer blockbusters are always a huge success, right? Well... let's examine that with our month-long series: Summer Flopbusters! Nathan and Brendan welcome back Jason to talk about a seminal guilty pleasure film - Hackers. The guys talk about the "iconic" internet movie from the chain smoking Baby Bradford to Lorraine Bracco's confusion regarding computer lingo. They also discuss the Plague as an intimidating villain and kids being able to access the roof of their school. Plus: Jason hearkens ba...
Jul 23, 2020•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 181
Summer blockbusters are always a huge success, right? Well... let's examine that with our month-long series: Summer Flopbusters! Nathan and Brendan bring back their extreme sports expert Jerika to discuss the 1990 NASCAR lovefest Days of Thunder. The gang talk about Tom Cruise acting like a psychotic stalker, the state trooper pranksters, unprofessional doctor/patient relationships, temporary blindness and much more. Plus: Jerika is on the case - there is something suspicious about that Robert D...
Jul 16, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 180
Summer blockbusters are always a huge success, right? Well... let's examine that with our month-long series: Summer Flopbusters! Nathan and Brendan roll on with the worst of summer and, alongside returning guests Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies, they discuss the big-budget comic book adaptation Judge Dredd starring Sylvester Stallone. The discussion ranges from Stallone making every fan angry by taking the famous helmet off for most of the movie, the nuances of Armand Assante'...
Jul 09, 2020•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 179
Summer blockbusters are always a huge success, right? Well... let's examine that with our month-long series: Summer Flopbusters! Nathan and Brendan welcome back resident comic book expert Josh Kotsabasakis for a dissertation on the amazingly slow and uninteresting Fantastic Four reboot. They talk about how every single charismatic actor has no charisma, the disproportionate way the film features the build-up and action scene(s), Dr. Doom being on-screen for 10 minutes, Ben Grimm being kicked to ...
Jul 02, 2020•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 178
The scariest time of the year is upon us as Nathan and Brendan dive into YOUR picks in the month of June. That's right - it's LISTENER'S CHOICE MONTH. Why must America muck everything up that they rip off from across the pond? Join Nathan, Brendan and returning guest Mariah Lirette as they rip apart the 90s American remake of Godzilla. Many things are discussed including the unforgiveable act committed by the film's love interest, the awful CGI in the Madison Square Garden scene, Hank Azaria's I...
Jun 25, 2020•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 177
The scariest time of the year is upon us as Nathan and Brendan dive into YOUR picks in the month of June. That's right - it's LISTENER'S CHOICE MONTH. Alright, stop! Collaborate and listen! The guys are back with a brand-new edition. Vanilla Ice starred in a flick... He tries to get the suburban chick Ice is a criminal, send him to Riker's With his whole crew of tough dirt bikers Slow jam montage makes Nathan mad Movie's "success" made Vanilla Ice sad So check out the episode, let us know what y...
Jun 18, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 176
The scariest time of the year is upon us as Nathan and Brendan dive into YOUR picks in the month of June. That's right - it's LISTENER'S CHOICE MONTH. Drill into this week's bicuspid of an episode! Nathan and Brendan are joined by Drew of the "Reel Feels" Podcast to discuss The Dentist as picked by listener Cam Sullivan from the Jacked Up Review Show. Many things are brought up such as Detective Sunshine, the costume budget at the dentist office, several moments that nearly made all three gentle...
Jun 11, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 175
The scariest time of the year is upon us as Nathan and Brendan dive into YOUR picks in the month of June. That's right - it's LISTENER'S CHOICE MONTH. Listen - it's totally not Die Hard, okay guys? Nathan and Brendan talk about the first choice of the month as Jason has bestowed them with the Anna Nicole Smith vehicle - Skyscraper. The guys have much to discuss including the Shakespearean Hans Gruber, gunshots somehow missing at nearly point blank range, helicopter escort services and much more....
Jun 04, 2020•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 173
Everyone involved in this protest - we support you UNEQUIVOCALLY. We can't even begin to comprehend what black people go through on a day-to-day basis but we are not blind to the world and we stand by you as fellow human beings. We may not be the most eloquent speakers in the world but we both just wanted to send a message of support. Stay safe, friends. Do not be complacent. Let your voice be heard. If you would like to make a donation to Black Lives Matter, please go to https://secure.actblue....
Jun 03, 2020•8 min•Ep. 174
Back to the Patreon Picks as we get Luc Shannon from GameItAll.com to give the guys a movie that Nathan holds so near and dear to his hate-heart - Silent Hill. It's a film that with needlessly complicated storytelling that somehow doesn't have a Sean Bean death scene. The guys discuss Pyramid Head ripping a woman's clothes off, Bean roughing up some nuns, the movie not making any sense until a 10-minute explanation after 90 minutes of "action" and much more. Plus: the new coming-of-age theme son...
May 28, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 172
Nathan and Brendan welcome Lindsay back to talk about a very important film and a modern riff on Cyrano de Bergerac - the 2000 teen comedy Whatever It Takes. The gang talk about everything from the miscasting of the leads, the much more interesting plot involving Jesse Pinkman and Colin Hanks, the very problematic sexual content, balcony neighbours and much more. The guys also reveal next week's movie - a Patreon Pick from Luc! Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail ...
May 21, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 171
This week, the guys finally tackle a full-fledged Jean-Claude Van Damme flick (No Retreat, No Surrender doesn't count) with the 1990 cult classic Lionheart. They talk about the swanky saxophone soundtrack, a main character that mumbles about 70% of his dialogue, the debut of buns, Cynthia and her amazing outifts and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie: "Cyrano de Berger-ugh." Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can a...
May 14, 2020•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 170
Remember when Gene Simmons played a villainous hermaphrodite that wants to poison the water supply but is thwarted by an American James Bond-like figure played by John Stamos who is also the son of one-time Bond actor George Lazenby? No? Well then you must have thought it to be a fever dream much like Nathan prior to bringing this movie to the show. Join he and Brendan as they discuss Never Too Young to Die, a movie that is absolutely confounding. From the post-apocalyptic villains in a modern w...
May 07, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 169
