Hey, welcome to what we thought would happen. Hi, I'm Daniel. And I'm Laura Kightlinger, And we have an amazing special guest today. She's incredibly funny, amazing comic, but also a tarot reader. Oh, please welcome Lizzy Cooper. We really can barely contain myself. I'm so excited. Oh, I'm glad. I'm excited. What are we going to do? We're going to. We're going to get read today. Yeah. And you're a. Professional. Your rights. And somebody finally showed your professional tarot reader. Yes.
In addition to comedian, musician. Yes. This is a new development in my life because I have a podcast called Lizzy Cooperman In Your Hands. Like. Save the plugs for the end. We want it. But they. Wait a. Second. You've even found that you didn't plug it, right? Oh, my life is in your hands. Isn't that it? You said Lizzy Cooper remains in your hand. No. That's true. No, but. That is implied by Lizzy. Cooper means in your hands. Oh, I see. Meaning? Lizzy is in your hands.
Oh, I didn't get cut because I was always. My life is in your hands. I'm saying, Oh, my life is in your hands. That's so dramatic. Well, I don't know. I feel. Very sorry you had to. Make a decision. Well, you explain what your show is. Dramatic, and yet that is what it is. So if I ever get married, I think I'm going to write that. And what do you say when you get married? You're. You're you're not your rights. What do you say? That you exchange your vows?
I'm going to say that my life is in your hands. You you're married. You do a charity for the other person on the altar. No, I wanted to say that in, like, a church and just scare the shit out of people so that if I do. What I hear, it's life was in my hands. You saved. Me. Did you have a gun? Who had the gun? Well, no. I mean, with my brain aneurysm, he could have. And I'm making him regret it every day of his life. That he could have let me die in my sleep.
But he took me to Cedars and look at that. Yeah. See, that's true love. When someone actually resuscitate. You're like, you dropped me off at the Cedars restaurant. I met an older man. Okay. I want to. I want to just leave, like, a double check and make sure. Does it say do not resuscitate on your arm? Does everybody do that? Do you have that choice? Right on your license. Oh, the organ thing. That's what it is. That's what. I've. Been telling them not to. I mean, there
there aren't. That certain for this. You just have no license on their driver's license. I always thought that was what you were saying. Yes or no to. Oh, no. It's organ donation. Well, then I thought that's what they would do after they didn't resuscitate my ass. Yeah, you don't. Well, it's interesting you do say that, because I think that if you put down that you're an organ donor, they're more likely to. Not not resuscitate. Okay, So that I think that is implied in the.
Organ that I'm that like harvest. Right. Or if you Yeah. If they're like we could get a heart out of this. Mm hmm. Yeah. I wanted. I think there should be. Don't talk to me either. Oh. Trying to argue with the cop is impossible. I'm just like, why would you know. I got an aneurysm? That should be. Yeah, you should. There should be a lot of liberties of, like, things in life you don't have to go through anymore. Yeah, right.
If you wake up from something traumatic like that, then you shouldn't have to deal with, like, the law. Yeah, I also say the vows thing, right? Did you guys write your own vows? Do we even have vows? No. I love that. It was. Just the other. Day. It's like a shotgun wedding. Without a shotgun or baby. You always go, I want to write my own abortion wedding. Is that are. Some things are forever. I just said people. I was like, we wrote our own vows, but they sound exactly like the normal vow.
And how do I change? I'll throw in the word very right. Or it's their disgusting, like sexual metaphor or their. You know what I mean? Like, they're little sexual, like inside joke that they want to say in front of people and not think that we know what's going on. I know that's a. Complete me. Right see she said com that means they love coming of faith. Yeah exactly. Shit like that. I love weddings now because they're just so bad. They're good. Hmm. I don't know.
I've been to a lot of, like, Methodists, white people, weddings. Right. Really? It's like ceremony, dance floor, rice. Right. I haven't been to one in a while. We went to a fun one, actually. Dana Gould and. And Cat and I. I think she's Kat Gould now. Unless she kept her Irish last name, and I can't. Was it a spooky wedding? He's spooky. No, it was fun. Yeah, it was. It was really fun. It was a really short ceremony.
And then there was amazing food and dance floor and kind of almost like I felt like a high school reunion because there's so many people there that I knew from stand up from Boston and New York, like, forever. Mm hmm. Anyway, I have a bunch of dead flowers that I have to take to Vampire's grave because that's why I do dead flowers. But the reason she even has a grave is because of Dana. Oh, that's right. Yeah. He really has. He helped her so much in the end.
Yeah, like, literally, because I asked him once because he said he was like, I wasn't a vampire. And then that poor son of a bitch couldn't get a word in edgewise for, like, an hour. I was asking too many questions, but he. He paid for her grave. I was like, When's last time you saw? And he goes, When I put that bitch in the ground. Oh, wow. Anyway, so, yeah, I'm taking her flowers later. Oh, God. Really? Because it's could bring a talk. And Laura got tacos for us. There, but it's very.
It's like you'll go by. Vampire is grave, and it's very God. They'll be, like, dead flowers. This is forever Cemetery forever Hollywood. I like that. I do, too. It's cool. It's a good hangman avenue. Yeah, Yeah. I think Dee Dee Ramone is there, Right? They have a dumb statue of him, like mid guitar riff, like lip curl, like guitar neck in the air. Oh, my. God. You always see, like, one mega adjacent dude taking a picture of it, right?
There are so many things that if there's like, a pros and cons of L.A., I think one of the things that I almost said, okay, I'm going to just get a ticket to Ireland and not come back was guarantee. What. We were at the what cemetery, where we're at, where we saw it was Tony Scott. Yeah, he had it forever. And that was Hollywood forever too. And his credits were on his. His movie credits. Yeah. And a stone carved stone. Stallone climbing up the side of it for a living because.
I didn't know that was going on. Right before Daniel showed up. I was like, I can see you and Daniel because you're like, Lauren. Daniel Because you're both so thin and tall. Being like villains on Downton Abbey, like walking with you, like scullery maids, like. Yes, we had to. It was. Bryan added it. Way. How do we. Know? She's added again. It's Jay. And time to get what's our murder weapon were the cleaning ladies who were like.
With them on something. Yeah. She's going to have a little arsenic in it. But she deserves it. I'm glad we want. To write this like I. Can. Would you. Please put on the outfit. We're both in, like slickers and bucket hats or some shit or something? I don't know. I saw this one murder she wrote where someone broke in during a rainstorm and, like, kick the glass out and turn the power out. And the whole time they were wearing a slicker and it was scary. They're wearing us.
Like a murder slicker. So I'm into that. We're both wearing, like, matching drapey wetsuit. Not wetsuit, but like, it's raining, right? It's always raining in the abbey. While we're inside. Daniel Don't know. Where. The hell we had to go get groceries. Oh, okay. So we have our maid's uniforms on under that. Yeah, whatever. Well. Oh, but this is when we murder. Okay. Oh, I see. So we don't get anything on us. Exactly. Oh, I didn't get back. To this podcast as I write it.
Okay. Raincoat. Well, I'm using air quotes for the cleaning ladies, right? Yeah. Yeah. We have to have one person that won't die. And I'm just like, Oh, I can't take it any more. Right? I'll kill myself. I think I just went cockney. All right, let's go a little. There's good accents, though. I try. Not unless. Unless. Unless I'm really trying or I'm on the spot. Then I can't do it. Have you ever had to get a dialect coach for anything? No. I've had several acting coaches which have not helped.
What is? Maybe. Who knows? Maybe they can. Me? Have you? I have had. An acting coach who was like, You're crazy. Like, I don't ever look at me, like. And who brought you in. The right. Way? Is it one on one acting coach? Yeah, that seems really hard. And is it? Do you feel down the whole time? I would feel them a little bit. I had a really good acting coach, Yvonne Chadwick, out here. It's amazing.
But also when I was in New York, I went to like an act, this acting school Gately Poole And, and they were, you know, and she this woman, Catherine Gately, said that I was so detached from my body, my head was so that I have to take a movement class or I can't do anything else and I couldn't afford it, so I didn't. So I'm walking around with my head detached from my body, which is really true, too. I think that's true. But this if my fall all the time. That's all that's really interesting.
Yeah. People don't understand the things that they'd like shove into your head that'll stay with you for the rest of your life. It's like, how is that supposed to be? Very swords and tarot. You are everything from the neck. Oh. You're real by air. Well, I remember to being in being in this class and thought this one, this one woman who was Southern and she could cry at the drop of a hat. Well, because she was southern, I guess. I know, but I was so amazed at that. But we began we.
We became friends. And in the I don't know how this came out, but she said, well, you know what? We're just talking about sex. And I was 26 and I hadn't had an orgasm. And she said, Well, no wonder, you know, one day you have such a hard time with your body and acting. You've never had an orgasm. And I think, Oh, that's why I didn't get that we checks commercial. Because I don't know how come. Anyway anyway.
No she the reason she was so and could drive the driver perhaps because she'd been oppressed into oblivion, you know, I mean it was like all those pent up emotions come out and it's usually in your acting real, right? Like. Right there on the real. I feel like I'd have to get punched in the back to cry. Is that your weight? Is that how you come to. That's the only way. Is that the only way you could orgasm? All right. You saw the video. That's true. That you don't cry. I really try to.
I mean, I've been so like, well, all I can do is take it out on, like, in anger, cause I just don't have a cry. You play hot potato with your emotion, you get an emotion. I have to give it to you. Oh, but it comes out as anger. Is that what it means? Where does that terminology come from? Hot potato. Yeah. Where does that come from? Throwing hot potatoes. Is to play. When I was like, that's I. Cause I like anger before. Anger feels like release, right? It feels like you're getting it out.
And by the way, you are one of the most compassionate, loving people I know. I've never. That's the saddest thing I've ever. I've ever felt that you hot potato. I'm just asking because I know. I know what that is. Oh, yeah. You're a sweetie. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, my friends, I'm usually, you know, they're my family. Really. I'm. I was really mean to Daniel or H and. I like to yell. I yell at people on the foot like telemarketers or people who call them
inbound, Right? People have. Shitty jobs. It's great, You know? Well, they're calling me with their shitty job. I have a shitty job. Well, actually, I don't ever have a job. I really don't. But people yell at me at my phone job because they think comedy's a shitty job, right? Right. Anyway, basically, if someone unsolicited is calling me, then I feel like I can vent and. Oh, isn't it anger to them? Right? If I call you. That's cold potato. Right. That's passive potato. That's right.
That's double. Yeah. Extra salty but it takes longer to eat. I longer break. Garret stop me from texting this because this is this puts me at I think level five of passive aggressive mastery I almost that and thanks in advance for being on time. Oh. Oh oh but that's actually so that's double entendre and a cold slap edged just shitty. No it's good. Though. My my mom more and more every day. But anyway. Okay. No, we like poly. I'm, I'm excited about this reading. I'm excited about it too.
I'm more my dad every day. I just drop things in trip. It's like, that's it. It's like every day more and more things hit the floor. I'm like, Fuck, All right. I made it. Drop at the UK. The drop. You know, like trip on flat surfaces. Oh, my God. Yeah. Do cry. No, only. Only in traffic. And with telemarketers. You guys really do have a lot of similarities. What, us? Yeah, we are. We are. We're coming friends over the podcast. We were really kind of just getting to know each other.
That's what we thought would happen. She's calling it. She's saying our heads are detached again. I know you guys. I'm not being I'm in the room with them now. I see nothing for that. So I know. Have you ever seen floating The Wizard of Oz when it's just the head? That's right. Where The Wizard of Oz or the gist of Oz? Sorry, that's me. Are we doing Daniel or are we Daniel? Everyone. Is it the group? Yeah. Are we going to do this today? Just me? No. What do you want to do?
Everybody gets read or I don't know what I. Want to do. Whoever wants a reading is what I want to do. I do. That anyway. Okay, So. You do. Right? No, I've already had I. What? I. You're full. You have not had a reading. No, I. Haven't in a while, but I'm still coasting on the one card that when we were performing together, you said there's a lot of good things coming up, and that's enough for me. You don't want to mess up that card. You want to keep the good cards.
I think it was eight knives or it's not. It would not be eight of swords without, you know, did that. Oh, all right. Remember each person that I know? Okay, Go. Eat your lunch on that one card for the whole time. I really do. Sometimes one card just flip side of the deck. And this happened to me the other day as I was doing a reading in the death card, like flew out of the deck while I was shuffling. So I'm doing them now over Zoom. That's awesome. But you're supposed to pay attention
to that, right? Yeah. That card flipped out and I was like, That's the first. Like, it was so obviously the first card was death, and this person was undergoing a major change. Wow. Like, major transformation. It was like the cards needed. To. Say it. Sure. That's cool. Yeah. I like it, too. Okay, so this is what I would say. Oh, my God. And I. Right. It's either a silver cock or a pewter penis. Oh, okay. It could be a lighthouse from. From Garrett's angle. It is a lighthouse on the rocks.
Hahaha. Okay. That's what every penises. I'll be here. Candle on the wow. And. I've never had a clearance accessorize before. Is that okay? Yeah. Do you like being called a queer? I didn't even know what you call me. I thought you call me Fagot. And then like a new age, New Age lexicon. Aquarian, Aquarian. Quite like have like we don't call that in the South. Yeah. Is that okay you bring Yeah. Yeah. If you want to Yes. You're filling the space with your energy. Okay,
so I want you to take the cards. Okay. Is there anything specific that you want to focus on? I'm not supposed to ask. Yes. No questions. Right. Okay. So basically what's going to happen is the tarot is going to tell us what it's going to tell us. Okay. You can start moving the cards around and start thinking about an area of your life or talking about it. We are we are on a podcast. That's right here. My heart is beating so fast. What is it. I know you need to get. But I. Really mean.
It makes me okay. I mean, put your energy in the dive. It's not a science, but it makes me think everything makes me think of the Lucy episode like. Oh, I was here. I love them. I think. Amelia was my dog or whatever. And my shuffling in like a blackjack deck the wrong way. That is so funny because I'm actually creating something. Which is supposed to be like, Well, it was the but I think it was this one. Yeah, it was. That one dog flew out of the well to dance. I just flew out of the deck.
Those two. That's, that's the. Challenge. That right. Okay, cool. Okay. Okay cool. I am, I am. Well I'm still shuffling the cards. I know. If I'm supposed to. You can do whatever you want. Moving them. Around. Okay, cool. Okay. I did it, Lizzie. Okay. Hand them to me in a certain way. Okay? Okay. I'm going to give it to you like that. Oh, damn. Okay. Ooh. Yeah, It's already high stakes here. Wow. Okay, cool. What are we seeing? Okay, everything's upside down. I know, I know.
I could tell the cards are drawn. I'm going to say I could tell you. Hand moving the deck up. You handed this to me backward. I'm really sorry. I would really do this, but we're going to do okay. I know. I know what I am. I see what you do. I don't even read reversals, but I'm going to tell you both ways. Okay, cool. Because. Because the cards is kind of like if you get it upright, it's the true meeting upside down. There might be a little stagnation. We're going to explore this. Okay, cool.
All right. Now, you yourself feel like a snake shedding your skin. Okay? Yeah. You're going through a transformation for right now. Yeah, sure. Okay. Yes. Affirmative. I did notice you didn't talk about anything when you're shuffling, but you have you have a lot going on. Oh, yeah. We've got a lot brewing right now. What was I supposed to be talking about? Well, I said, Oh, you don't have to, but you can also just think it and also it can be private. You don't have to tell me anything or.
I'm going to tell. You. And no one ever asked you. Okay. But you are undergoing an immense amount of stress right now. Oh, my. I'm getting cupping. You're getting what, like getting cups? You know what I mean? When all of a sudden you get your back? Covering your back is black. Yes. That is kind of what this card looks like. What does that. Mean?
Cupping is where they put a cup on your back or several little glass cups or things and they suction them and it's to like, pull the toxins out of your body. Wow. And like, we got a for a group of four of us got them and we just had the little circles. They look like bruises on your back. And my friend's back was black, but his dad just died and he nobody knew that or whatever. So where do you where do you go to get that done?
In my case, it was a friend's house for free in Hyde Park where someone else did. What's that called? I've done that before. Acupuncture for free. Oh, wow. It's kind of. Yeah. And the same. But they leave you alone in a room while you're full needle acupuncture. I'm like, What's the earthquake drill? Y'all, like. See, ton of swords is acupuncture. But the thing is, tons are always completion. So you're actually at the end of a cycle of stress. Cool. So swords. So what kinds of workers do I have?
Do you have the death card? Which is where you're at right now is in a time of true change. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Does that resonate with you? Absolutely. Yeah. I want to make sure I am being seen. Not just like, yeah, things are. No, no, no. I'm be very. See, by. The way, this is your time. And if you have questions or want clarification about anything along the way, stop me. Okay? And I can also draw clarifying cards, which I love doing.
So if there's something that you're like, I don't know who that is or I don't really know what's going on, we can go deeper. Always. Hell, yeah. Okay, cool. So right now you're going through major change and it is crossed. So you have the second card. It's not necessarily an obstacle. It's like these are the two forces that are at play. I don't like to really call it an obstacle. It's just like these are the tensions we're working with is you've just got a lot on your mind.
You've been dealing with a lot of shit upstairs and and I live in. A one story. Oh, no. And somebody stabbed somebody in the back ten. Times on that card is. Interesting that we were talking about swords earlier and I kept saying everything from the neck up and then the sword energy. Okay. Is that also the card that fell out there were the two. Yeah. Okay, cool. Okay. A lot of the deck is the tension of where you're at right now. And I'm I'm going to tell you it gets better.
I just like reading it. So I look at the full scope of this reading, and now I used to do the cards face down, and now I do them all face up and I get like an immediate snapshot. It just helps me so much instead of like, revealing just to see it all. Are they ever so bad or the cards over so that you just like it's or the outlook is so bad
that you just lie to somebody? No. And the reason I don't do that is because I see it as if the cards are, quote unquote, you know, have negative energy or potentially a stressful situation. First of all, tarot is of the moment. So everything can change just like your life can change. If you think about your life day to day. I mean, it's pretty wild how. We get out of bed every day. Get out of bed, just how things can be. Like, I had the best night. I had the worst morning I have.
So this is a snapshot of purely the present. Okay, Let me say one thing that's not just just as friend, a friend giving advice or whatever. It's not good to wake up and say, what's the point? That's like an anti that's an anti affirmation. That's hard. Yeah. I've been married and we're both like we kind of stop saying, what's the point? Yeah. You say that at the end of the day. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
The idea that this person is healing and getting acupuncture like you said for those of you, is you listening ten of swords to someone lying on their back with ten swords driven into their back. The positive thing about this card is if you look into the distance, you can see the sunrise there. That's what the sunset looked like last night. Just see the sunset now. It was just that like at the end that like
bright yellow and then dark clouds. Oh. You can see the sun rising, but that guy can't be stabbed. Well, I have a better view of his guy than swords were in the way. Okay, So you're coming to an end, and you kind of know that you're finally. Well. It is interesting because the death card is kind of the end of a cycle. And this is also the end of a cycle. So whenever thing was occupying your thoughts, that was really stressful for you. That's all going to get cleared up.
You can see that in the recent past. You're actually really excited to kind of set out in a new pursuit. Mm hmm. New travel, new places to go, Three of wands. This is a card that's ruled by fire. Oh, the three of one. Three of wands. One. Yeah. And three. Of breadsticks. Right. You're going to the Olive Garden? I will listen. To the O.G.. This is, as you can see, growth and setting out on a journey to of once you're getting an aerial view three of wands, you're like, I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to hit the road. Let things take off. Travel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I know you do the road side of right. Well, San Diego wasn't really top of the list, but it was so fun. Yes. Okay. You're ready to throw out. Three of your. Future? I don't know if there's someone in your life who your like, I feel like they're stealing a little bit or biting off me a little. Seven of Swords is a card.
As you can see, this gentleman is sneaking away from this camp with a bunch of swords, which are thoughts or ideas. Okay, Swords are symbolic of that. Okay, guys, Thoughts and ideas. Okay. Yeah. In the back there's laugh Factory of Bucks. Having every manager I've ever read. You know. In a certain. I'm going to having parallel. Thoughts. Right. It's actually an open micro thinking thing. The ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Someone stole my Tiffany Trump jokes insults. But it doesn't even have to.
But it can also mean feeling like you're in a murky place with things like you don't have all the information, like something's a slight deception. I would actually. Would this be a good time for a clarification card? Yeah, that's what I like as well. I like. That. That's okay. Really fast. When we were describing us as the killer maids, this is what I saw. Swearing. Wow. Yeah. Black like black slicker. I call that 100%. What was the the real Edward Gore? Oh. Yeah. Maybe there was.
One designer on the TV show making the cut. Like, Oh, they were like, fabric. Everyone look like Severus Snape. A fashion. Right? The one goes from spirited away, right? What color. Is that? So five of cups is a IT card of loss. And this is why I'm telling you that I don't lie to the queries. Yeah. Where did you say there might be? There's a lot ending right now for you. And a lot of I'm 40. What I am, I'm 40. This card that you naturally get when you're 40.
Yeah, It's just looking around, going like maybe there was some kind of relationship or personal loss. That's, that's. You can see a coming maybe that you might be dealing with doesn't mean it's going to happen. It could be the energy of loss. Could be. I don't I don't know where I am in this situation. Right. There's something that's not sitting well with you that you're going to look at and go, okay, I think I think I'm done. Yeah. Can I do another clarification card?
How where do you want to ask a question? What's the question? Well, okay, sure. Yeah. Well, my specific question was, was this about me waiting for the season three of righteous gemstones? But I can get past that. I can get past that. No, I like that. I want to see what the next. Five-Star tarot reader in front of you and. I'm just kidding. I know what I feel is I want to could even do it. I want to see what the clarification card says. Okay. On this particular.
Card and we did draw this reversed. Okay. Six of Pentacles, which is really fast. When you say draw, reverse means you would interpret it. Slightly differently than right side up. Okay. But you're going to say the right side of way. I'm doing the reversal for this because I believe that the deck is now fucked. It's upside down. Okay. I'm going to tell you what it means, okay? Yeah. And in this context, because it's actually not going to change that much. Right.
Set up or it said, and I'm not just saying that as you're. Yeah, you're a reader in a way. Again, traveling. I love The Wizard of Oz. Yeah, I love it. And that's why I feel like he's. Okay with that. I forget. But actually I think his the side of his trailer actually says the word hokum. I think. Oh, on. It could be wrong. Is that a verb. Like hokum Hustler and. KUNM Yeah, yeah. You'd like more of like a medicine when you're like this, like a like a blind man.
So, like, when they had it, a cure, all that kind of bullshit. I love that. Okay, so this is some kind of issue in this. I'm feeling a relationship. I'm not sure with giving and receiving an imbalance of giving and receiving. This is a card of charity. Okay. And describe the. Card. Yes. Six of Pentacles. Okay, Well, you're pretty much being fed. You're on your knees. Being fed or feed. Wow. Yeah, the one being fed. I'm not the theater in this.
I think this is a relationship dynamic is what I'm getting from this. So Pentacles are very much of the earth. So wands are ruled by fire. That was in the recent past. Your fire. You're ready to go and travel. Swords are thought air cops are relationships, creativity kind of that well of emotion. And the cup card as a lone figure looking to. Down at spilled cups and. Their spilled cups they're not for. You guys The cups have spilled out there staring out at the water.
Yeah, Kind of a desolate space, Gray sky. Right? Because it could refill the cups on the river, could. Refill free refills on this river. Right, right, right, right. Okay, okay. But then this. This much like Jersey Mike's. There are. Four now. Actually, I don't know that about Jersey. Mike's. I'm a Subway girl. Go ahead. I got the six. Of Pinnacle, some. Kind of dynamic of an issue with the dynamic of the relationship I'm giving.
You're not receiving some kind of imbalance is what I'm seeing as making this the kind of relationship where or situation because we I don't know what you asked about. Right. So that whatever situation this is, there's not enough clarity for you personally for it to be a positive thing is what I'm seeing. You don't get the clarity you need. You're looking down like, what is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel a sense of loss? Yeah. Not saying it's going to end necessarily.
That's just like something to look for. This thing to be aware of is maybe this is the next wave of energy. By the way. It's not your final outcome card. Yeah, okay. I like that. And this is so much like firmed also. Yes, please. No, go ahead. It's purely for your finger going. My finger. For. Louis. What was what was the final game card you said of the final what was the card? You said final outlook like. It's playing. I love it. Go. No, no, no, wait. What is that
like? Plinko? Oh, yeah. Plinko. Okay, but we're not to the final outcome, Right? Sorry. Okay, so right now, what's on your mind? The next two cards are above and below. Okay? And these are two different parts of what's going on in your subconscious right now. Oh, okay. So these are my major cards, and I'm going to tell you right now, this is a big time in your life, okay? You've got a lot of major arcana going on. What's the word? Arcana? We are see a and a what does it mean?
So the deck is split into two types of cards called major and minor. Arcana kind of refers to the type of card three of wands would be a minor arcana. This is a three is four is page Night King queen. Those are minor. And the big cards, the major high priestess Death Emperor, those are major cards that are. So this is saying that right now it's a big time for you where you're at right now and also kind of what's stirring for you. Your subconscious is very active right now on the upper part.
The goal your goal right now is you really want to take action. You're like, I want to have authority. We drew the emperor card. It's a very powerful. Sexy, bearded. Daddy. Yeah, yeah. Lannister or Red, right? Yeah, right. The very modern food are very modern. Deal, knee high boots. Yeah. You've got to get it a size bigger because you can't really Where is. It's 2.0. Like you know how Santa isn't sexy but father time is like that's what this is right. That is so.
Oh yeah Father time is has better at. But yeah, yeah, right, right, right. Yeah. He's fit anyway so the emperors is giving. Us less sodium. Yeah, well, there's. No cookies in time and. And in timelessness. Sorry. So the emperor. So the emperor. So right now what you're really wanting is clear action. And you're like, I know I have to do this. I know I have to take action in this situation and in your lower part of your subconscious. Now, this is a card of deep intuition.
This is the high priestess. It's almost like you're shadow self or whatever is like, Let me be in this place of digging a little deeper before I move forward. Oh, so these are actually. You have that to me, says Metal Detector. Yeah. We're going to go and find some. That's Daniel. Our big plans are. Really. You. Really want to get metal detector that you want to go with us. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to go ahead.
But you remember I was asking, should we get the high grade or the shitty low one? How deep do we want to go that answers the question. We got to get the good one. Okay. Played in my. Head. We're going to find out. We're going to fucking find. I definitely have platinum coils. In my head. That's how we're going to test it. Right? And make sure it's real. Can I get a clarification card on the High Priestess? Yes. Yes. Are you wanting more time? I want to dig deeper.
Yeah, You want to dig deeper? Okay. Okay. You're deprived right now and deprived. You're deprived a little deprived. But I brought a jug of water. Five of Pentacles. Okay, so this can be upside down. Five of us can be. Yes. You're fatal. You could be coming out of this. Okay, But you're feeling deprived in this situation, okay? And the way that you're dealing with it is telling yourself, let me just sit with it a little longer. Let it brew you. You know.
This looks like the Community Playhouse version of lame is that's what you're deprived about. You're not in the real thing. I always call this the Christmas Carol calm. That is little tiny Tim crutches. Like I said, a little magic girl. That's right. It's so lame as. A little magic Girls sell them. Fuck. Imagine you are stealing sour dough, which you know is bad for your family. So I. I'm. I'm stewing basically. Yeah, a little bit. But, you know, you know the answer.
Mm mm mm. Okay. Can I do one more? I'm not a self-indulgent one more clarification. For the intuition. For your intuition. That's really interesting. Wait a second, but go ahead. I'm sorry, Go ahead. You're getting more completion here. Yeah. You want to go thing completion? Yeah. It's okay. One so ton of wands. Yeah. You have more ones, more fire. Okay. Does that mean I like it? Interesting that you're. You want clarification on what you're thinking? That's what's interesting to me.
All this like I've never not, I've never had I mean, the next card, by the way, is your advice card. Okay. And that one I feel that is going to be there. You're going to be like, what else? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. However, I feel like this was correct for this. You asked it in the moment, you have more clarification. You're getting tens, you're getting a sense of the end of a cycle. Those are ones. You know, a cycle is ending. Yes. These things look like tiki lights.
What are they these long? These are the. Ones. Those are ones. There You are gathering your ones in perfect order. Okay, finally the job. Move on. I know the job is moving on. I feel deprived. I'm not getting what I want out of this. I'm Tiny Tim in the snow. I think I deserve more. Uh huh. Okay. From the situation. Okay, Now the advice card is to allow in right now divine inspiration. Ace of ones. That's you. Yeah. You're the divine inspiration today. Well, that is.
Can someone flicker the lights when she says that, please. Someone flash the lights and she's an inspiration. You're offered one free breast. The other hand says the ace of want to hand popping out seemingly from nowhere as if to. Very puff and stuff hands right? Yeah. And it's coming out of nowhere and it's it's offering you this new fire, this new idea and new direction. And it's it's telling you to be open to that and to receive the new life that's coming to you. Not these old ones.
Not these old ones is telling you the new thing. There's a new one. Yeah, there's a new one. Yeah. And this could be new travel if you're offered an opportunity. San Diego. Yeah, I could get again. Again, San. Diego. Did say they liked me. Oh, goody. You got to go back. Okay, maybe. I mean, this is just saying be open to the fire of the situation again. One is, is travel, passion more the journey of the spirit of life. Drive. Revenge what a. Very.
Large amount of because everything up to this point like in the recent past you had that for some reason whatever is transpired here that you're asking about, which still remains shrouded in mystery, as has slowed you down. Forever, you just. What if he just wanted to know if there's still a happy hour. Time rustling here? This is reaffirming that this is whatever situation you're asking about. What card? No, no, no. We don't like the moon. The moon? Wait, rephrase that
or say that again. I love the moon. I love the. Moon. We all love the moon. However, in tarot, it can mean again that you're not getting the clarity you need. And there's a little lobster in the bar. Okay, wait. Do you get into the conscious? Yeah. Okay, So. So, see, there's water in here, and it's very. Everything is. There's a lot of life in the picture. It means your subconscious is actually very active, which is interesting that you have this high priestess down here.
I think that these cards cohabitate. They cohabitate in the life of this reading. Okay. To the moon, I'm sorry. To the moon symbolizes why. Sorry. The moon is you know, you don't have enough information in the people around you and the circumstance around you. Okay. Gotcha. You know, on some level, there's more to glean there. Mm. Is it deception? Is it can. Be. It can be. It's also saying pay attention to your intuition in your dreams. Trust your gut. Do you. Dream? Do you not? I do. Do you?
Yeah. My dreams are all terrible, right? Really, I. I had I have, like, horror film dreams, in fact. All the time. No, but the last time I went to. I really love my psychiatrist. I haven't been there in a while. And I had this dream that I was running in this, like in a forest, and somebody else is running near me. And then I got to the clearing in the forest and there it was, like a metal frame or like, you know, floor or something. Like it was off the ground.
And there were people who were naked and in chains and they were kind of squatting down. And there was a man who was tearing out their backs. And then like an animal, like a weird like kind of animal who was going in and taking out their guts and then throwing up. Wow. Yeah. And I remember saying to my psychiatrist, she goes, Yeah, Does that bother you? And I said, No, it's just like a horror film. Did you fall asleep watching the Northman? I know. Oh, no, no, no. I always have.
I've I've seen it rife with symbolism. The forest, the metal, the back. It's like you don't see it coming. Yeah. When was that dream? Oh, gosh, probably a few years ago. Do you have repetitive dream? I repeat, dream the same bad dream. I, I said like ten different ones. You see, that's why you're such a good comedian. Because you always think of the new ideas. You actually have a painting on your wall of a woman who. Oh, it's an angel. Okay. Is it an angel? You see what seems. To be going on?
Something going on in the back and. Yeah, but those could be wings. I do see. That. I thought it was. But there is an expression of being impacted from behind. Yeah, but that could be interpreted several ways, right? I really like the colors of that. I got that in. Did you not think those were angel wings? No. That's the first time I said. I like. Her boobs. Yeah, we're all. Mine were like. That was. We were all looking at the tits. And and the ribs. Were you see tits. I see.
You see there's that angel's eye on. This branch as. A I hear. The tooth beneath my wings, you. Know. That's the new shirt. See? Yeah. No, no, no. Yes. You need to get red. I think you do. I know that screaming terror. It really is. But, Danielle, how is everything resonating with you? Really is true. Okay, Okay. I'm feeling kind of feeling it. I just want to make sure. Yeah. No, no, very much. Don't have enough information. You're in the dark.
So you're in the dark. Yeah. That's external influences your environment. So one more question about that car. There's two critters on it. Yeah, Dogs and puppies. What are they doing? They're looking at them and. They're howling at the moon. They're just. They're part of it. But this is also like, it's very much a subconscious. It's a card of the subconscious. And the lobster's there. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Just checking. So then your hopes and fears. Two of wands. So many wands, is that common?
They're all in positions of want to move for one day. Right? Okay. And you know fairies. Is a very phallic right? Very wizardly phallic. Coming up in positions that are like in the recent past. You were ready to go. It's telling you go out there again. And now it's saying hopes and fears is you're afraid to go and you're wanting to go. You know, and time clarification. GUARD Okay, well, hopefully is I love that you clarify on the things that are like, what do I hope? What am I thinking?
I need directions, right? It's also discovery, which I love that. Okay. So hopes and fears. Okay. Whereas here you in the recent past, you're like, I'm ready to go. Now that all of this has happened with the murkiness and whatever situation is the relationship to feeling like you're not getting what you deserve there, you're missing out information. So hopes and fears are always one of the same. The thing you want, you're scared to get it. Yeah, sure.
So now you're like, Now I have to get an aerial view again. Now I've got to go back and go. Okay, let me zoom out. Mm. I always think of this card, the opening of Game of Thrones. Yeah, we knew it, too. I was going to say, just so that people. This looks like Columbus, you know, kind of about to take advantage of. And, you know, it. Just is so awesome. And you see he is very Christopher Columbus. Yeah yeah. Well because some of the other men look like shepherds. Yeah, definitely Looks like he's.
Going to. Shoot like, dude inspires, like, rising and falling. Oh, yeah, Yeah. Like, like. That's what I think of to have once is like, I'm looking out, I'm assessing. The land. The landscape mass. So you're like, I'm going to have to do that. You know, you have to do that assessment. Okay, What card does that. Two of one two. Of us have a31. Two. Three world by fair, you're you're holding a globe. So this is where the where the ones are placed in this reading is fascinating to me.
It's like, you know, there needs to be a completion and out of this situation that you're dealing with right now. Now, good news. I had. The Bible twice. Of Chronicles is and this is what I really love about this reading. Okay, you have unexpected things waiting for you. Like that's the great thing. It's like you have. But you've got to clear the way. You've got to get this. These ones. I don't have that yet. Well, I'm just saying, like in your subconscious, you're like, I know.
I've got to complete this. Yeah. Whenever this is causing, I need clarity on this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I need to shut it down. I'm guessing. You know, that. Because then it's saying make room for the new it's you. I feel that this reading is saying it's so much more about you than this situation is what shines an end. To remember that and focus on you as a center and your passion and that the good and the energy that you can bring to things.
Because Ace of Pentacles is a very real opportunity that is going to be presented to you. Material opportunity, an offer will be made. This could be a new place of that where you're going to live. It could be a new job, but it's going to be grounded and real and materialized. And that is in your future. Well, when when Yeah. Where's the date on that call? So as you take this advice, have to take this advice. Okay. Wow, that was real. I'm so glad. I really felt a lot of heat coming off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was doing it. Yeah. That's the release of. And you know, Lizzy, do you ever do your own cards? Like when you're on the road and stuff doing stand up or do you just say, okay, I'm having such a Edgar's going to sit and do it or do you not? I normally don't when I'm traveling, but I do it at home. Yeah, I have certain things, Robert. Like, I really want advice on this situation, and sometimes I'll do like a three card reading for myself.
You're a very accomplished musician and comedian, and I love that you've turned your your professional tarot card reader. You said you just recently. Yeah. So on my podcast, they voted for me to start doing this. And what's crazy is so the episode came out like, Should I do this? And what was the other option though? So that episode was called Carvana or Arcana. Do I sell my car and half my bills? And I do. I become a professional tarot reader and they voted Arcana.
And what's crazy is do you know Ross Hernandez? Mm Evraz Ross is so funny. She has a podcast called Ghosted and I did her tarot on that O podcast and it came out the same day as my show did, and she was like, Lizzie, just put on your website. I do tarot readings now and people will get a reading. And I woke up the next morning after my episode came out before they like voted with all these requests for readings. So it started happening anyway.
My first one was just so spot on and Ross goes, I feel like the cards have been like waiting backstage for their. Andrew Ross is very cool. Well, you know, I. Was my one assignment that I gave myself was to look up where it's not in the cards or it's in the cards originated. Okay. In the cards and on the cards are both variants of the same phrase within the cards being more commonly used in America and on the cards being used in Great Britain.
Both versions of the phrase are thought to have appeared around the 1800s. However, there is at least one earlier example of it which can be found in Charles Churchill's poem Independence, written in late 1764. So it may have first come into usage a bit earlier than generally thought. It's poetry. And it is the general belief that the phrase originated in reference to car Tom and C car Tom car to you and me and say Y. Car Oh nonsense. Oh man. C or whatever.
That's like geomancy, which I also loved. You know. That. It's the use of car. Yeah well car Tom anti or whatever it is the use of cards to tell the future. Oh Carter card. Card card amounts here so basically Biblio schmancy so so that just means of the cards like or finding the divination in it which is you steal. The tarot cards like we're fucking dealing a deck of like black by. The way. So on my past part of it was I was going to brand myself as the tarot dealer and get a blackjack outfit.
And start like, I like it. And wear a vest and be like, and I was going to get a card shuffler and stuff and do. Terry Yeah. I like those things. And then. Anna, Sarah, Jenna and Kyle Mizuno, who were my guess on that, were like, What if you have a full casino? They go and you call it the Liz Oh, go get a drink at the palace. I want do. Yeah, I like that. Okay. So, Rick, you've. Got to you guys have to perform at the list. Will you. Be entertainers? Of course.
I'll will. Also, if you needed anybody murdered at the list, the cleanup crew. What was that card? The service? Well, yes. I'm not going to be shady actors up the. Way I turned things around. No, you. Can do. That. You can do. Anything you want. Oh, okay. But while you're doing this, did you think of anything? No. I mean. I'm just blank is. No, you got to put it in the. What do you want to know about? Do you want me to take the penis off the table? No. No. Okay. Although I'd be a lot.
Happier if everything in this room wasn't shaped like a penis. That's my misandry comment. You know what? Misandry is, right? The opposite of it's misogyny. But it's sad. But when people hate men as well. That's me. I'm a miss Andrews. Oh, you might be. Can we be that who isn't? Biblio menses when you flip to a random page in a book. It's one of my favorite things. And you take that as like a divine message. You want to do that? I would love to do that. But yes, it's. A cross. List of the.
Laura Yeah, it might be cross energy. I have two good books for that. Okay, we can call. That's our closer. Okay. Okay. I have a book. You don't. Okay. Oh, my God. The Empress. Laura got the Empress and the Queen of Swords. Who? The deck is hot tonight. Huh? I'm so glad we did this. Oh, you get all the fun card. Oh, What? Laura? Oh, my God. Death. Oh, okay. Now, we've had some those same ones coming up. I waited spells what we thought would happen. Oh, I. Like that. Laura. Okay, go.
You have two conflicting energies. They're both very feminine energies right now. So right where we're at right now, the Empress. This is a card of, like, a major things coming, like, things fertilizing can be like a pregnancy card. It can't for me. The Empress is so. Whereas remember, in Danielle's reading, we had the High Priestess, which was like the incubation intuition. This is like. It's like it's all coming out.
It's a card of, like, intense pleasure and being able to immerse yourself in your surroundings and kind of like the fruits of your labor is what's going. Oh, so, yeah. Hey, you know, you. Just said that would be the first. One. I'm going to tell you. And that the other card you get is Queen of Swords, which adds kind of a serious dry or touch to this. And so those two parts of yourself are in conflict, which I believe to be true, actually.
But I'm trying to be objective in this, but I can see how these two would cross. So Queen of Swords is a kind of it's a highly intellectual, powerful card, your intellectual, it your powerful. But there's not a lot of like joy in Queen of Swords. And so these are kind of like it's like the allowing yourself your on to enjoy your own splendor right now. Is that the cross of your life and to enjoy the fruits of your talents and your. I'm just seeing everything right now role I'm seeing through.
Your body right now. Wow. I keep doing this motion. I'm just like you. You have. If I were to costume you right now, I would put you in an outfit that had all these little things rolled up, and then you would just unleash a bow and it would just go over. Unfurl. Unfurl? Yeah. It's a time for unfurling. You do it because. I was thinking of getting these skin tags removed at the dermatologist. And I'm. A retired one. Because I have a couple I want to as brothers. This or discount.
Sure. The good. Family discount. You do have a tendency to see yourself in it with a serious nature that doesn't always allow you to do that. Hmm. Could be being a little bit hard on yourself now in the recent past page of one's reversed page of one's is like the appearance of a new idea and new energy. There's something kind of stifling this. You wanted something to go and really take off, and it got kind of delayed. That's Page of Wands. This is a fire sign. I'm reading the reversal.
I don't know why. So then it's like, well, right side up, it's basically saying something is moving forward the page. It's like a messenger of like something new, exciting that seemed to have like a young, fun energy to it. Hmm. A new direction that you wanted to move in, maybe. Okay. Yeah. I'm trying to sell an animated show, and that's all young guys. Oh, interesting and unique. Because believe it or not, older women are not all the rage animation. You. Haven't heard. Okay. Yeah. Interesting.
Okay, so there is something about this that's, like, infused with with youthful energy, excitement for moving forward and upside down to if if I am to read the reversal could be dealing with some immature energy around this as well. We don't know Queen of Pentacles near future.
I mean this is you at sitting in your garden, truly reflecting on your financial success, where it's that you are actually in a place where you're able to enjoy and kind of reflect on things that you have acquired in the near future. So we have. To. How do you feel about that. Metal detector, the garden and dig that? Oh, we really dig the treasure. Yes. Yeah, we've got to do the why. That's the that's what the like buried money is. We got it. Oh yeah. She's holding the coin. In the garden.
They're getting a metal detector. See. Then there's the sort of, I don't know of a gnome or whatever in the corner and that's Garrett saying stop spending so much money buying crap online. Well, we don't have to anymore because we dug up the garden. It is also a card of kind of like financial responsibility. But but there is, as you can see, she's looking down at the coin. She's kind of contemplating it. It's it's it's. Just a lot of contemplation. Now. Right now you want to be working.
This is you in the higher part of your self conscious, but you're also just like I've been hammering away at these goddam coins. Oh, yeah. Forever and ever and ever. As you can see, eight of Pentacles. Here's Laura sitting down in her gorgeous red tights that she'll for sure give to me a listener. I leave Laura's house with minimum 15. Items every time. They're hammering. The word. Tree. Yeah, that's true. Like, I feel like, Damn, can I sell anything? I mean, because.
It's work and work and work. It's like, you know, somewhere in your subconscious, but it's also kind of a you kind of like that. I mean, it's in the upper part of your subconscious, so it's not like a shadow thing that you're like, Oh my God, I hate doing the work. I hate doing the work. You're aware of it, and it's constantly on your mind that you're just like hammering away. Now, in the lower part of your subconscious is some kind of partnership.
Right now you guys are the only people who don't talk about what you want their. Reading. To be about, and you're like, Oh, you're on. I like, but you didn't want to say, You don't have to tell me, but if there's something that you want to share because it does help me to crack the code, but you don't have. So I. Well, I am that skilled. Absolutely. I tell you exactly. I want to write with friends again, and I want to do a new a different season of the Maya accomplishments of Jackie Woodman.
Like my dream would be to have like a comedy sort of commune of like working with the same people that I like and doing this thing again. Then Lizzy says, Well, that's not going to happen. Okay. No, no, no, no. That, that that's I'm not saying that at all. And this is partnership that you're you're thinking about partnerships too, somewhere in your subconscious. Do you want clarification on any of this? I kind of want it. You're sure? Yeah. Sorry. I'm like, Oh, yeah. Okay. So it is the new idea.
Yeah. Talk a little bit more about this and I'm going to move the cards around. Oh, okay. Well, it was a show that was on it got great reviews is on IFC, which Bob GOLDTHWAIT calls the Witness Protection Program for shows. I think he's right. They kept changing our time and when it was on, but it got somehow got really good reviews and I felt really hopeful and then. Right right then you're. Getting a lot of Pentacles around this and a lot of inspiration in the future.
And here you are in your garden again, this is a card that's like, do I have to do it? I mean, celebratory part. It's gorgeous. I love that there's a bird in it. That's very Laura to me, that's. Oh, yeah. A living thing. Perhaps you've taken up falconry. Oh. That's correct. I might as well, because I'm going to get a harp. That might as well be nice if I just go right back into the early 1800s.
What I would advise is to get help, because this is very solitary, that these images of being alone in the garden and this or that, that is on your mind, that you need that partnership and you need that support right now. That doesn't mean I should just keep bugging Garrett to help me write stuff. Well, you don't want to be alone in the garden. This is a great thing, but it's like, look at how you amassed all of this. Hello. I'll get like, it's a little bit like, that's.
Me in my. Valley. And so there's a need. You're a person who wants to share things, and I do know that about you personally. What card does that as? I'm literally leaving here with a steamer and a blouse today. Let's give it to me. It's. Well, you're. Like, not a little sister, you know? But something hasn't work on me. I know. And so is. And so is Daniel or my little brother. Like, what is? And this card is so pretty. What is it? I love this. This is nine of Pentacles.
We have the Queen of Pentacles. You sitting here just contemplating, reflecting on all of this. So the clarification is I need help. Oh, I do need an agent. Is that what I mean? Well. It means there's money coming out 100%. There's money coming. I'm saying this card and what what I look for sometimes in a reading is the card that sticks out like this card to me. Sticks out in this reading. Why? Because we have this powerful female figures in here.
We've got the Empress, the Queen of Pentacles, and then what do we have here? We have cups. One of the guys that I've dated that goes out with another guy. That's what it looks like. And you just convert it just because you're a conversion. But it is interesting to me when I see a card that sticks out to me in a reading, I always pay close attention to that card. I feel like this is special because to have cups, it's a partnership, but there's something divine about it.
As you can see by this kind of like figure. Like, what is that? And it's got like a divine, like a symbol of divinity. And it has the old symbol of health with the two snakes going up. That thing, whatever. That health insurance company has that it. Does. Sure it does. You're going to get it like a progressive ad or something. Oh, yeah. Okay. Regressive. I love it. You're going to start modeling smocks for Anthropologie tomorrow. That's great.
I am tired of going to places like the dentist that and everybody saying, starting with as we get older. No, mine don't. It doesn't help me that you're jumping in. Do You know, there's an ad now for makeup that's like, ladies, be ageless. I'm like, You mean both? Well. I need to. Know. It's good. Oh, no, Sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, So. Okay. Your outcome card. Okay. Laura. Yeah? We've got to figure this out for you because we've got you nine of wands going. What's it all for?
Oh, that's of what's the point? So what's the point? You can't do that anymore. You, in the midst of your passion, going, What's going on here? I'm putting in all this goddamn work. I'm wearing a bandages, a headband. I know. Let's get some clothes. Well, that's the from the brain aneurysm. My brain is bleeding out. And I don't even know it. All glued back now. Yeah. Yeah. I have never touched someone's arm as much as. I. Can not stop reaching out to Laura. Oh. This is all going to lead to you.
Queen of cups. Kind of asking yourself to get back in touch with your least favorite thing in the world. Your emotions. Know. You got another queen. Now I'm pissed back in. I'm really sorry. I think you're. Going to be dipping and it's going to be this is a very positive card. I mean, of cups. You're dropping down, you're getting in touch, you're figuring out how to take care of yourself through this experience. It's all going to teach you this is going to be very good.
I like that she's holding something from eBay that looks kind of like junky duty, like a lantern. You know, It's a beautiful like it's a centerpiece. Like something I'd buy. With it Looks like two Emmys. Look at that. It does. Well, there. They look at the black a little accidentally. Like that. Yeah. I mean, I know in. Details you pick up. I know. Yeah. You're sitting on. Wow. Okay. And you're going to end up charging forward like Knight of Wands is like, holy on fire. Wow.
This is like. Do. Good. Things are going to come toward charging. I love everything about this card. It's like heat coming towards you. But I'm telling you, Laura. Mm hmm. You're going to actually you're hanging it. You're going to go. What the hell's it all for? Listen to. This. You need to dip into your self-awareness and your feelings. Mm hmm. Take some time. I'm going to tell you that I got. To get to. I really want to get the hell out. I got to go to. Oh, I. Do.
I was reading about how, like, travel is so good for everything. You got to. Go. First thing that you're blocking is your pleasure. Your your experience of your own pleasure. Hmm. It's nonsense, actually. I know. Yeah. That's the one. So how many times do I have to watch? You have that locked in into you to finally calm? Yeah. Know, you just want me to be. You need to. Travel. I know. I really do. I miss it. But I won't let me. He thinks we have to have a savings. Not just. Place native ones.
I mean, ones are travel, fire, passion. And I do think that the advice card for you two to communicate and stuff. I feel like all of this is going to come from you owning your own pleasure and sinking down into it from a place of total in-touch ness and enjoyment I feel like is the key to this. Some readings, it's like you need to shut down, you need to clock out or you need to figure it out. Whatever this is like you need to embody.
Hmm. Here's what I'm getting from this, which is so interesting. We started this talking about the separation between. Now not being. In your body. Is dropping down. And as I'm saying this, I have to say, I'm feeling it here. Okay? I'm in the reading. Okay, Kind of. That's gonna happen now. I don't know. But I did feel a drop down that's stay on the light side of this because there's so much good to be had that.
I feel like. You didn't your And where were you performing last I knew you just had a really fun show. You said I went to Nevada City for a little bit. I did two shows there. It was beautiful. That is a place where perhaps people who believe they can cure COVID on their own. That's supporter like, you know, Yeah. That kind of place where those people meet. Like I didn't get vaccinated but it's because I make my own maples right? Right has nothing to do with politics right right right right.
Really get it right on. What's going. On here Like and it wasn't like, oh, these are there are I feel like there were secret Trump posters like. Future. Trump Yeah. Like if you had a Trump to Trump's deer detector, you would have. A that sounds expensive. Or. Something. It's actually just the place. All you have to do is fly to North Carolina. Yeah, fall out of there. Super fun. Can I tell you something crazy that I learned? I don't know if you've ever felt this way. Don't swim before a set.
Why? You're too tired. I've done it twice in my life. Both times. I'm just like, You're exhausted. It's. It's exhausting. Yeah. Oh. Don't. Yeah, Yeah. Never eat like Arby's before. Is that horrible decision. Every about the day me and you for that walk in the neighborhood. And then I got a last minute call to perform at the Greek theater an hour after when I was like, Oh, I was like, sweaty. Did you do. It? Was that the bikini kill? I did do it. Yeah. But that. Oh, before bikini, she.
Was so amazing. Like last. Year. I mean, to just drop that, I'm. Oh, no sign. That card fell out of the deck and we got to address it. Sorry. Excuse us. So. But I was so amazed by that. If somebody said, can you do something tonight, no matter what the fuck it is, can you just come and get a $20,000 check? I go, No, no, no, no. I'm not dressed in my. Hey, I've got to get my roots done. No, no. And she got there and was great. And I mean, it's cold outside. Wow.
Lizzie was saying, even though it was, you know, she was opening for a musical act, they didn't have anything prepared for her, like. Right. They didn't have Well, I think they didn't know what I did And that that I don't that, by the way, I think was purely the theater was like, you're white. Yeah, this is your instrument. And I go, I go, Can I get a light? And they were like, There will be a spotlight on you. Like a light show. Yeah. And then this.
This man was like, If you want to, I can stand at the side of the stage and hold up my hand. No, no, no. And that was my light. And it was a mile away. It was. He was doing like 5 minutes and is. The beginning of the big day shrouded in darkness, much. Like you during a tarot reading. Wait. Okay. I want to clear of that. I thought, well, I didn't know. So it's like conversational. The tarot reading. I'm supposed to like. You don't have to. That's the thing.
As I'm also saying, you don't have to because but I've been doing them on Zoom and people want to share. And I think that's because, you know, they're paying for the service they have a question they want. They want the answer. So anything I can do to be like, okay, this is what the and I just thought, of course, Question I have to tell you guys, I did a thing before I got here where I asked for divine wisdom. Oh, oh. In case these jughead's don't have anything, come. To me.
Like you say, this is who I am. I mean, normally I would do it in the I do that privately. You ask it to be presentation. I Just say I'm. The universe. Asking. The. Source. Yes, I ask the source. I say I'm humbly asking for any divine wisdom I have that could help my friends. Daniel. Laura, if anything, if there's anything, I would love to receive it in a way that I can interpret it, that that will help them. I mean, I don't have like a certain rehearsal thing.
I say this is a new thing that I'm doing because I'm doing it professionally. I'm like, first of all, I want to like, humble myself to the cards and not just be like, I'm in control because I'm not. I'm translating this. And so I want to make that clear that I don't think I'm driving this. I thought, Well, it will flat ass as ever being style, or do I have to do something about. Maybe that's the. That's what I should have. The riches coming our way. You know what I. Happening the chair.
Was. Are moving forward. The flat ass is coming. Oh so it's coming back so I can see before. I cut my hair all the time from behind people like Laura Kightlinger. And we have, I think our asses look exactly the same. It really does, though, that happen to me all the time. I've seen so many. Laura Kightlinger Do you know how many times I've done that? How can we're lucky to have had. Yeah, five star. Tara Reid, our. Lizzy Cooperman. And ten Sarah performer comic.
Stars. You're like five out of ten stars. Yeah, well. Coming in is subjective. Okay, so I only has five categories. Five? What should we say? The ten rod to do it by rods. What. Ten rods or Well done. Ten. Why? Why? Why do you. Call them rods? No They're not ten wands. The ten I give her ten. Ten, ten hibachi magic wands. Yeah. The name of your products is. Superman Zen in. Your hands. And then get a reading for me. You can find me there on my website.
I now have a dropdown menu at Lizzy Cooperman dot com. There you go. So this is often. Do you feel like you got answers to the things that are. Yes, I feel positive. Looking forward, how about you? I do too. I do too. I didn't mean to be so secretive about I am secretively. I was having a great time. As you like say. Yeah, this is what we thought would happen. What an honor. Yeah. See you next time. Yeah.