289. The New & Improved Liam Neeson Drinking Game

In Dan’s time so far on this spinning hell rock, he’s uncovered two key coping mechanisms for dealing with life’s relentless, inexplicable bullshit: strong drink and Liam Neeson, ideally in tandem. There’s a comforting, almost medicinal predictability to a Liam Neeson movie, kind of like a well-loved bottle of whiskey. Give it a few hours, and you know you’ll be left feeling warm, slightly numb, and just the right amount of brain-dead.

Which brings us to the 2025 installment of The Liam Neeson Drinking Game, a surefire way to enhance any viewing experience involving cinema’s most dependable man of vengeance. The premise is simple: whenever Neeson does those things he always does, you drink. The result? A journey into well-lubricated oblivion, fueled by whiskey and righteous retribution. Join us as we put this theory to the test, one measured threat and reckless decision at a time.