274. When Things Go Bad in Vegas

You ever hear about the time Dan nearly became a Las Vegas cautionary tale? It’s a wild ride involving a championship prize fight, a topless pool (because, Vegas), an over-served spirits industry exec who thought he was part of the Rat Pack, and—oh yeah—the cops. Also, on this week’s "Drinks of the Week," we're diving headfirst into the green fairy's arms with Absente absinthe. This isn't just a drink; it's a hallucination in a glass. Remember, with absinthe, you don’t just drink it, you negotiate with it. Pour, dilute, sip, and repeat—like Dan's attempts at adult responsibility. Cheers, or as they say in the absinthe circles, à votre santé—and maybe hide your phone.