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Professional Landscaping Answers to Homeowner's Questions // The Good News: 14 Year Old Drives School Bus to Safety After Driver Goes Unconscious // Jerry Seinfeld Says Howard Stern is Not Funny? // Miss Teen USA Steps Down

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for the glorious weather yesterday I am grateful for Baily who came to my rescue and cut my hair last minute after she just returned from a trip to Italy and by the way she also got engaged since my last do – Congrats Bails! I am grateful for having the time and freedom to do this each day CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Producer-director James L. Brooks is 87. Guitarist Sonny Curtis of Buddy Holly and The Crickets is 87. Singer Tommy Roe is 82. Singer-guitarist Richie Furay (Buff...

How Long Can You Go Without Telling Even Tiniest of White Lies? // Drake and Kendrick's Feud Escalates to Gunfire? // Bucks Player Patrick Beverley Apologizes For Hurling Ball At Fans // Stormy Daniels Reenacts Sex Acts Between Her and Donald Trump

Bad Communication Ruins Good Relationship // Mama Cass 'didn't choke to death on a ham sandwich?' // J.J. Watt says he'd come out of retirement to play again if Texans 'absolutely need it' // US Airlines to Give Automatic Refunds for Canceled or Delayed F

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for a good life – I really have had a good one and I am excited for the next half I am grateful for Lisa being so excited about the fact that we are done planting flowers and cleaning up the yard before Mother’s Day I am grateful for the Lincoln Nautilus which will be our chariot while we make a quick trek up north sometime over the next week CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Drummer Bill Kreutzmann of the Grateful Dead is 78. Drummer Prairie Prince (The Tubes) is 74. Director Amy H...

Contractor Hell! // Roasting Tom Brady // Lovers and Friends Festival Canceled in Vegas // Cheers for GSD Weekends!

Sex in the Movies and on TV In Dangerous Decline! // Ryan Gosling Talks About Burt Reynolds Having a Thing for His Mom // Kimmel Calls Travis Kelce Taylor Swift's Broke Boyfriend After New NFL Contract // Cher Doesn't Date Men Her Age Because "They're all

JOKE Lisa told me she didn’t understand cloning. I told her, “That makes two of us.” GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for preparedness and routine. Life throws enough wrenches into the works – it nice to bank on some things most days I am grateful for what look to be nearly perfect weather days today and tomorrow I am grateful that there is a theater-worthy movie to go see tomorrow CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Singer Frankie Valli is 90. Sports announcer Greg Gumbel is 78. Singer Mary Hopkin is 74. Singer Chri...

Get Over It! Your Troubles Are Probably Not The Big Deal You're Making It Out to Be // Missing: Wally, the Missing Emotional Support Alligator // Toddler Tells Mom She Hears Monsters in Her Bedroom. Turns Out She Wasn't Wrong

The Milwaukee Bucks Make History with Game 5 Win! // Woman Gives Birth to Quadruplets/2-sets of Twins // Who'd Win in a Fight? Ryan Reynolds Vs The Rock

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful – the 2nd mow of the year and the lawn is already starting to look good I am grateful to have a landscaper joining me for the program in the next week I am grateful for dreams CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Singer-songwriter Ray Parker Jr. is 70. Actor Byron Stewart is 68. Actor Maia Morgenstern (“The Passion of the Christ”) is 62. Actor Scott Coffey (“Mulholland Drive,” “The Outsiders”) is 60. Country singer Wayne Hancock is 59. Actor Charlie Schlatter (“Diagnosis Murder”) is 58...

Professional Athletes Who Are Whiny Bitches // Jerry Seinfeld Blames “Extreme Left” For The Demise Of Comedy On TV // ‘Cheeseball Man’ Draws Massive NYC Crowd to Watch Him Eat Entire Jumbo Jar

JOKE Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life. GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for the technology that lets me know life stuff whenever I need it – the Time, the weather, appointments, have my packages arrived I am grateful for the leavs on trees and the budding plants and flowers The Mentalist – I like it Lisa is obsessed – we’re in season 6 of 7 an enjoy it as much if not more now CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Singer M...

Dumb Ass... You're Watching the Wrong Movie! // Seinfeld Turns 70 and Could Not Care Less // Taylor Swift Performed with Def Leppard? // Boy Rescues Woman and Gets Scholarship

GRATEFULNESS – I am grateful for appropriate Spring weather – I am grateful for a weekend of productivity an relaxation – I am grateful for Progresso spicey Chicken Noodle Soup CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Comedian Jerry Seinfeld is 70. Actor Kate Mulgrew (“Orange Is the New Black,” “Star Trek: Voyager”) is 69. Actor Daniel Day-Lewis is 67. Actor Michelle Pfeiffer is 66. Actor Eve Plumb (“The Brady Bunch”) is 66. Actor Vincent Ventresca (TV’s “The Invisible Man,” “Boston Common”) is 58. Singer Carnie Wil...

Harvey Weinstein's 2020 Rape Conviction Overturned // Jerry Seinfeld Says the ‘Movie Business Is Over’ // Jerry Seinfeld Says the ‘Movie Business Is Over’ // "Tiger King" Tigers Rescued // Why We're So Sleepy

JOKE I built a model of Mount Everest and Lisa asked if it was to scale. “No,” I said. “It’s to look at.” GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for a professional house-cleaning today I am grateful for a weekend of warm weather starts tomorrow I am grateful for my new wheelchair CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Actor-comedian Carol Burnett is 91. Guitarist-songwriter Duane Eddy is 86. Singer Maurice Williams of Maurice and the Zodiacs is 86. Actor Giancarlo Esposito (“Better Call Saul,” ″Breaking Bad”) is 66. Drummer R...

I Am Wrong Because I am a Man // Billie Eilish Says She Should have Ph.D. in Masturbation // Suge Knight Still Got It In For Snoop Dogg // Taco Bell Manager Saves a Baby's Life

GRATEFULNESS I a grateful for Lisa – she normally takes care of everything related to the dogs in the evening and now that I have been – I appreciate it more I am grate for for two more sleeps until mid-to-upper 70s I am grateful for new business which hs been coming at the perfect rate lately CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Actor Al Pacino is 84. Bassist Stu Cook of Creedence Clearwater Revisited is 79. Actor Talia Shire is 79. Singer Bjorn Ulvaeus of ABBA is 79. Actor Jeffrey DeMunn (“The Green Mile”) is ...

Why Is a UPS Guy In My Garage Pounding on the Door? // T-Swift Breakin' Records and Beefin' with Kim Kardashian // Planking for Over 4.5 hours // Joke of the Day

JOKE Doc Brown was looking to sell the Delorean. He took an ad out in the local Hill Valley paper that read – “Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time” GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for a nearly perfect day yesterday – the weather was nice , tasks and projects went as expected, Lisa was out and the dogs were perfect I am grateful for the movie “Lincoln” I find it to be inspiring and extraordinarily well-acted, but I am tired nothing puts me to sleep...

Spiraling Out of Control – You Think You Had a Bad Day // The Deadpool And Wolverine Trailer Is Amazeballs // Nobody Likes Chris Pratt // Pairing Shelter Dogs with Cross Country Runners

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for the Giant orange full moon in the western sky this morning – amazing I am grateful for a night evening watching the Bucks I am grateful for a freshly mowed lawn CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Actor Lee Majors (“Six Million Dollar Man”) is 85. Actor Blair Brown is 77. Actor Joyce DeWitt (“Three’s Company”) is 75. Actor James Russo is 71. Director Michael Moore is 70. Actor Judy Davis is 69. Actor Valerie Bertinelli is 64. LISTEN FOR ALL THE CELEBRITY B-DAYS ENTERTAINMENT AND N...

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished // Taylor Swift's "The Tortured Poets Department" Sold Nearly 2 Million Copies in 1 Day // Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees for 2024 // America is Turning 250 Years Old!

JOKE People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece. GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for having done this for 1 year I am grateful for my upgraded office/studio space I might be able to mow the lawn today CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Actor Jack Nicholson is 87. Singer Mel Carter is 85. Country singer Cleve Francis is 79. Director John Waters is 78. Singer Peter Frampton is 74. Singer Paul Carrack (Squeeze, Mike and the Mechanics) is 73. Actor Joseph Bottoms is 70. Actor Ryan Stiles (“T...

Taylor's "Tortured Poets Department" is Here! // Reviewing "Like That" by Metro Boomin', Future, and Kendrick Lamar // Caitlin Clark Trolled by Antonio Brown // Bullied Girl Loses Weight and Becomes Beauty Contest Finalist

GRATEFULNESS A gorgeous looking morning and birds singing already at 5a A GSD weekend coming up – in fact, I am shooting for a half day today just so I can get started New electric dog collars with tone and vibrate warnings CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Keyboardist Alan Price of The Animals is 82. Actor Tim Curry is 78. Singer Mark “Flo” Volman of The Turtles is 77. Actor Tony Plana (“Ugly Betty”) is 72. Actor Tom Wood (“The Fugitive,” “Ulee’s Gold”) is 61. Death Row Records co-founder Suge Knight is 59. ...

New Media Spawns Hatred, Depression, and Paints Unrealistic Picture of How Things Really Are // Kate Martin Supports Caitlin Clark a t WNBA Draft - Gets Drafted // Blake Shelton Loves Being a Stepdad // Brazilian Woman Brings Her Dead Uncle to the Bank to

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for canceled meetings that leave you with extra time! I am grateful for my friend Brad offering me help with my phlegmy morning throat. I am also grateful for learning how to spell phlegmy I am grateful for a fresh small uptick in listeners this week CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Actor James Woods is 77. Bassist Jim Scholten of Sawyer Brown is 72. Actor Rick Moranis is 71. Actor Eric Roberts is 68. Actor Melody Thomas Scott (“Young and the Restless”) is 68. Actor John James (“Dy...

It's the Little Things // Jenna Jameson's Wife is Filing for Divorce // Courtney Love Says Taylor Swift is Unimportant - Taylor Swift Responded by Asking "Who's Courtney Love?" // Beatle "Let It Be" Documentary is Being Re-leased on Disney+

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for good people – I store my lawnmower and when I called to have i delivered, the guy told me it might be about two weeks. My lawn is bad now. My lawnmower was delivered the next day. I am grateful for Friends that randomly pop into the radar – my friend Kim had a question we chatted for 40 minutes. She’s a good egg I am grateful for fun childhood foods revisited – Jolly Ranchers, full-flavored Gatorade reminded me kool-aid, the orange Gatorade reminded me of Tang, Jel...

Colonoscopy Comedy // Travis Kelce and T-Swift at Coachella // CBS Pulls the Plug on Billy Joel Concert at the Worst Possible Moment // No Doubt Reunites at Coachella // The Golden Bachelor is Getting Divorced? // Bill Gates Fills in a Pothole

GRATEFULNESS Grateful for modern technology to help detect Colon cancer Grateful for a very peaceful weekend Grateful for a perfectly clean result CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Highlights from yesterday – April 15th Actor Emma Thompson is 65. Singer Samantha Fox is 58. Guitarist Ed O’Brien of Radiohead is 56. Country singer Chris Stapleton is 46. Actor Seth Rogen is 42. Drummer De’Mar Hamilton of Plain White T’s is 40. Actor Emma Watson (“Harry Potter” movies) is 34. April 16: Singer Bobby Vinton is 89. M...

OJ Simpson Dies at 76 // JK Rowling Will Never Forgive Daniele Radcliffe or Emma Watson // A Review of Teddy Swims "Lose Control"

GRATEFULNESS for speedy show prep for a perfect looking weekend for having pizza on a Thursday CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Musician Herbie Hancock is 84. Musician John Kay of Steppenwolf is 80. Actor Ed O’Neill (“Modern Family,” ″Married…With Children”) is 78. Actor Dan Lauria (“The Wonder Years”) is 77. Talk show host David Letterman is 77. Singer J.D. Nicholas of The Commodores is 72. Singer Pat Travers is 70. Actor Andy Garcia is 68. Country singer Vince Gill is 67. TV personality J Alexander (“Ameri...

Message To You If you Want to Ban Books: Sit Down, Shut Up and Raise Your Own Children // On a Lighter Note: Cafe Joyeux Opens in NYC - Great Story // Kevin Costner Is Open To Returning to Yellowstone

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful that Lisa’s Turbinate Reduction procedure went well – She’s now a c-cup… just kidding! she will soon be able to breathe better and snore less I am grateful that it seems to have made a difference on day one – no snoring last nigh that I was aware of = Woot! I am grateful for a crummy day today and tomorrow leading to a nice stretch of 60s and 70s CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Actor Bill Irwin (“Law & Order: SVU”) is 74. Singer-songwriter Jim Lauderdale is 67. Guitarist Nigel...

The 1st Gas Station in Space // To Wait Or No To Wait - The New Models Secrecy Game // Billy Dee Williams Defends Actors Wearing Blackface // Gwen Stefani Addresses Blake Shelton Divorce Rumors // Alec Baldwin Lost Control on 'Rust' Set and Lied About His

JOKE You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it’s a $1. That’s inflation for you. GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for some nicer than reported weather – it’ll be in the 70s this weekend I am grateful for my breakfast routine – it is a true routine – the same food every weekday morning – and I do not. I don’t have to decide, wonder if we have something. It is fast, well balanced albeit with a few more chemicals than I would like I am grateful that baseball has returned – there...

Morgan Wallen Could Face 6-years in Jail // Robert Downey Jr. - Would "happily return as Iron Man" // Billie Eilish Will Release a More Sustainable Album in May // More Solar Eclipses, Please

Andrea Bocelli Review // CMA Winners // The Tipping Culture - Out of Control

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for a wonderful weekend I am grateful that Spring weather is really settling in starting today I am grateful for being invited to see the Andrea Bocelli concert on Saturday night CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Original Mouseketeer Darlene Gillespie is 83. Singer Peggy Lennon of the Lennon Sisters is 83. Actor Stuart Pankin (“Curb Your Enthusiasm,” “Not Necessarily The News”) is 78. Guitarist Steve Howe of Yes (and of Asia) is 77. Bassist Mel Schacher of Grand Funk Railroad is 73....

Funniest Yard Signs Ever! // Top 30 Unexpected Moments of Delight // All About Rebel Wilson's First Orgasm // KISS Sells Out - All The Way Out! // Did Prince Harry Lose His Virginity To Elisabeth Hurley?

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for the morning sun I am grateful for a salvaged night of sleep I am grateful again for our sump pump which is still dealing with all of the wet weather – including more rain and snow yesterday morning CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Actor Max Gail (“Sons and Daughters,” ″Barney Miller”) is 81. Actor Jane Asher is 78. Singer Agnetha Faltskog of ABBA is 74. Actor Mitch Pileggi (“The X Files”) is 72. Singer Peter Case of The Plimsouls is 70. Rapper-actor Christopher “Kid” Reid of Ki...

Tools To Protect Yourself Against AI Deepfakes and Content // Taylor Swift is a Billionaire! // Beyonce Covers the Beatles' 'Blackbird' Using the original Backing Track // And So Much More

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for sump pumps I am grateful for the string of nice weather that looks to be starting in a few days I am grateful for my crazy household CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Actor Craig T. Nelson is 80. Actor Christine Lahti (“Chicago Hope”) is 74. Singer Steve Gatlin of the Gatlin Brothers is 73. Actor Mary-Margaret Humes (“Dawson’s Creek,” ″History of the World Part 1″) is 70. Writer-producer David E. Kelley (“Ally McBeal,” ″The Practice”) is 68. Actor Hugo Weaving (“The Matrix,” ″Lo...

R Kelly: Sean "Diddy" Combs Defender // Trump Sues Truth Social Co-Founders/Former Apprentice Contestants // The Good News: Stolen Okinawan Art Being Given to Authorities // Election 2024 AI and Deepfake Regulations and Company Policies

AI Deepfakes: Protect Yourself This Election Year With Tools and Knowledge // Total Solar Eclipse Cutting Through the Heart of America // Instacart 'Shopper' Killed Angie Harmon's Dog // Dolly Parton Wanted Beyonce to Cover Jolene

GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for our snow blower I am grateful for a peaceful day (in theory) – I had a detour yesterday so I need to catch up today I am grateful for having extra wheelchairs making yesterday’s challenge manageable CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Singer Keren Woodward of Bananarama is 63. Country singer Billy Dean is 62. Actor Clark Gregg (“Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,” ″The New Adventures of Old Christine”) is 62. Actor Jana Marie Hupp (“Ed”) is 60. Guitarist Greg Camp (Smash Mouth) is 5...

Amazing New Food Trend – Chocolate Covered Grapes // Beyonce’s ‘Cowboy Carter’ Single-Day Streaming Record // American Karma – We Love to ‘Pay it Forward’

GRATEFULNESS I got my hair cut My wheelchair broke Easter – had out traditional meal – not ham🙂 we had lasagna We had an amazing ne treat yesterday – kinda healthy and delicious chocolate covered grapes – Oh my lord! are those things good! I could have eaten a full bag CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Actor Don Hastings (“As the World Turns”) is 90. Actor Ali MacGraw is 85. Reggae singer Jimmy Cliff is 76. Keyboardist Billy Currie of Ultravox is 74. Actor Annette O’Toole (“Smallville”) is 72. Director Barry...

Adam Sandler is Making Happy Gilmore II // Is Taylor Swift's Dad Going to Jail For Punching that Australian Photographer? // DIY Projects Americans Are Afraid to Tackle // Mythbusting

JOKE I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help . GRATEFULNESS I am grateful for what looks like a beautiful sunrise this mornign I am grateful for the amazing moon lately – clear skies and super bright moon I am grateful for what looks to be a fairly light workload today I am grateful we will be spending time with a few family members on Sunday CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Singer Bobby Kimball of Toto is 77. Actor Bud Cort (“Harold and Maude”) is 76. Actor Brendan Gleeson (“The Bansh...

Trump Supporter Replaces Neighbor's Biden Sign with "We Love Our Neighbors" Sign // Organizational Bliss - Inbox Zero and More // The MyPillow Guy is Going Broke // California Police Dept. Stops Using Lego Heads to Conceal Identity of Suspects in Mugshots