If You Don't Lie You Never Have To Remember Anything
The process i went through to buy a grill. People pick up dog poop. Mark Twain taught me a valuable lesson.
May 16, 2023•20 min•Season 1Ep. 23
What's Eating Cale
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Some Assembly Required. Piece of Sh!t! // Don't Take Yourself So Seriously. Seriously. // Where To Get the Best Flowers for the Season
It's the Monday after Mother's Day We built a grill and bought flowers for the yard. I say stupid things - may I never believe my own shite.
May 15, 2023•21 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Buying a New Grill? It's a Racket! // It IS Always Your Fault - Get Over It
After last week's grilling disaster, my need to get a new grill has moved up in priority. Researching to find the right grill is a nightmare. I wanna take back my being grateful for Lisa's extra day working from home this week - which I made before she got up :)
May 12, 2023•20 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Aaron Rodgers Looks So Happy - I'm Sad // Orgasms Are Highly Recommended
I am hurt that the Packers' Ex-Trophy-QB looks so happy with another. I am grateful for electricity and orgasms - not in that order. please stop parking in the handicapped spots if you are not handicapped, you worthless, lazy turd.
May 11, 2023•24 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Who Do Your Dogs Like More, you or your spouse? Answered by Carol Sumbry (Dog Trainer and Behavioral Consultant) // Ahhh... The Hometown Comfort of Brewers' Mega-Fan Front Row Amy
When being grateful for Milwaukee Brewers' Mega-Fan Front Row Amy, I go on an inexplicable and almost unstoppable laughing jag. My Apologies to her. I am truly grateful. Wanna know if your dogs like you or your spouse better? Dog trainer and behavioral consultant, Carol Sumbry, has the answer.
May 10, 2023•29 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Out of Control // Jokes
Getting out of a two-day funk with humor featuring jokes you can use.
May 09, 2023•14 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Jockeys: Small People, Huge Balls // Khris Middleton No Longer Plays for the Milwaukee Bucks?
Jockeys and the sport of horse racing are not given enough credit - impressive sport. Khris Middleton was traded from the Milwaukee Bucks to the NY Knicks. I am looking for a new grill.
May 08, 2023•26 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Grilling Disaster! // Farewell Milwaukee Bucks Head Coach Mike Budenholzer
I may have cooked a live rodent - I may never be the same. Saying goodbye to the best coach the Milwaukee Bucks have had in many many years.
May 06, 2023•22 min•Season 1Ep. 16
F*ck Cauliflower! // Cooking Shows and a Real Live Cooking Contest
Cauliflower is the new "It" veggie and I am not dealing well with people who tell me it tastes just like all the good foods they are trying to replace with it. I am in a cooking contest with Ben Hotz - making Carne Asada tacos.
May 05, 2023•24 min•Season 1Ep. 15
My UFO Sighting // Continuous Improvement is Exhausting
Talking about the time Lisa and I saw a UFO - for real. People actually can be content and it sounds wonderful. For now, it's the continuous improvement treadmill for me.
May 04, 2023•18 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Tame Your Dog's Bark // Thank God For Amazon
Carol Sumbry, dog psychologist, and trainer - controlling your dog's barking. For a clean shave go to Amazon.com.
May 03, 2023•24 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Jack Nicholson Said It Best // You're Challenged!
Jack Nicholson delivers the best line about women. Everything is a challenge and love it!
May 02, 2023•20 min•Season 1Ep. 12
You Complain Too Much. Stop Having Expectations // Today's TV is Awesome!
Expecting things to go a certain or expecting people to act a certain way is plain old stupid. Stop doing it! Today's TV series have the biggest and best actors and every episode is like its own feature film.
May 01, 2023•24 min•Season 1Ep. 11
John Denver and Zig Ziggler are on My Mind // Rude Service People
Saturday morning!!! We had to deal with an a-hole employee at Woodman's. Waking up thinking about a John Denver song and Zig Ziggler
Apr 29, 2023•19 min•Season 1Ep. 10
$5 Million is a Pain in the A$$! // Guilty Pleasures
Succession on HBO Max - best series ever? Maybe. What does a $20M lottery jackpot really mean? What are your guilty pleasure movies?
Apr 28, 2023•26 min•Season 1Ep. 9
If God Had an App // 90s Music and Milwaukee Radio
The good and bad of the Milwaukee Bucks elimination from the playoffs. 90s Music and Milwaukee radio with my friend Ben Hotz. I have an app idea for God
Apr 27, 2023•27 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Lighten Up! You're Fired!
Tucker Carlson from Fox News and CNN's Don Lemon are fired! If you can't laugh a little, are you really living?
Apr 26, 2023•27 min•Season 1Ep. 7
F@ck 'Em All!
No more kowtowing to what other people might think or worrying about how people will think of me. Brutally honest opinions that will piss some people off.
Apr 25, 2023•27 min•Season 1Ep. 6
When a Day Spirals Out of Control
Spiraling out of control and how to stop. Is History broken or has it ever been accurate?
Apr 24, 2023•20 min•Season 1Ep. 5
What's Eating Cale or What's Cale Eating?
Lottery Updates > Be Grateful Damn It! > Old Time Movies > Food!
Apr 22, 2023•26 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Fat People Are Not As Smart
Overweight people are not as smart > It's Friday and it's about time
Apr 21, 2023•23 min•Season 1Ep. 3
The Aaron Rodgers Trade Deal... WTF?!
TODAY: Lottery Updates > What's Up With Aaron Rodgers > Handicap Travel is a disaster!
Apr 20, 2023•32 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Whatever Happened to Matt Lauer?
Date: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 Lottery Updates Mega Millions: $20M / $10.6M Cash Option - Drawings Tuesdays and Fridays. There was one winner in last night's drawing in NY. Next Drawing is Friday Powerball: $251M / $133.8M Cash Option - Drawings are Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. Next Drawing is tonight What am I grateful for: I am grateful for Lisa and the dogs who make my life better every day, even when they don't :) I am grateful for the changing spring weather I am grateful the Buck...
Apr 19, 2023•17 min•Season 1Ep. 1
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