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Archive 193 Bigfoot Theory

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I'm forty three years old now. Now I'm a man who has spent a lot of time in the woods. I love hunting and fishing, and I've always loved camping, and I really loved the quiet nights in the woods. This is my story. When I was fourteen years old, I was out deer hunting on the first day of the season in West Virginia by god West, Virginia. By God West, Virginia. My tree stand is in a humpback

between two hills, one hundred yards from a field. It was just about daylight when I pulled a couple of biscuits from my pocket that had homemade jam on them, and my grandmother had made them. Do you all remember that? When I was young, twelve thirteen, fourteen years old, me and my granddaddy would go hunting and it'd be cold, man,

it'd be so cold. Now. I'd walk out that door to getting the truck of my grandmother would stop me and she'd go, here, you, here's you something to eat if you get hungry, and she'd shove a couple of biscuits in my pocket. Of course, by the time we got to the woods, I had them already eating up. They weren't like a later snack. They were biscuits, and they were cold. They were left over from the day before.

Those people were from the depression. They saved all their food, and she would just shove these one or two cold, hard biscuits, and I'd eat every bite of them, every bite of them. Anyway, I digress, he says. I was watching the squirrels play around me, and when I finished eating the biscuits, I took a drink from my canteen, and I noticed that the sounds of the woods had gone quiet. It was a real eerie silence. And now the corner of my eye, I saw something moving down

the hill to my right. It gave a small growl, and then it moved further down the hill. Somehow, whatever this creature was, had gotten past me without making a sound other than that low growl. I know that I saw it standing there, and I could only see its back, but it was massive, I would guess between four and four and a half feet between the shoulders. I've never told anyone this story, and I've hunted everything from squirrels

to black bears. I've never seen anything like this before or since I stayed in my tree stand all day until late evening, not really sure where this thing had gone. I didn't go back into those woods and hunt for the rest of the season. I'm sorry if this story doesn't have much information, but this is what I saw that day and I'll never forget it. Thanks for taking the time to read this story. If you don't mind, I'd like to stay anonymous because of my job. Thank

you and God bless you. Keep the stories coming. I love hearing from everyone else through your channel. You all know I do a Steve Lilly Journal, a series that is a lot of fun to read. It's kind of crazy because one of Steve's sidekicks, actually his neighbor that lives right down the road and the trailer parked from him,

wrote me an email. He was telling me on the phone the other day that it looks like a lot of these people are trying to get out and hunt bigfoot like they do, and he says, that's a problem. He was telling me on the phone it was a problem, and I said, well, write me an email and show me. Let's explain to people what it's like to hunt a bigfoot. He said, okay, Well, I got that email today and I want to read it to you. And here's what

Lewis Shanks righting. Lewis is a real smart guy. He may be smarter than Steve, but anyway, here's what he writes. The government, federal, state, and local, is not your friend when it comes to harvesting a bigfoot. Let's be clear, a bigfoot corpse is worth a lot of money, but if you fail to plan your harvest, it will not be worth a dime to you. In fact, it may cost you your life's savings and your freedom. It is a given that the federal government wants to cover up

the existence of bigfoot. Let's say you kill a bigfoot and then cruise into town with a corpse and the bed of your pickup truck. You start showing off your trophy. The government will be there almost immediately, that's a fact. First there will be local authorities, then they will contact the Feds, and then ten different federal agencies will show up demanding that you turn over the body. And at this point you're really screwed. If you lose the body,

then you lose the fortune. If you say no to giving the body to the Feds, then they will seize it by force. And if you have it and fail to give its location. Then they will charge you with obstruction of justice, obstructing an investigation, and killing and concealing an illegally taken animal, and whatever else they can dream up. Then, if they find enough DNA that matches a human DNA,

they're going to charge you with murder. Now, many of these threats are actual criminal charges levied against you will be frivolous bullshit, but it will not matter. All that matters to the FEDS is that they take possession of that body. By the time you go to court and get the trumped up charges dismissed, the body will be long gone. They will have it. And further, they will release a bogus scientific data alleging that the animal was a bear or dog or something anything. You will not

get off scott free, though. They will charge you for harvesting and being in possession of an illegal animal for which there is no open season. They will also get you on obstruction. And what's worse is that you will be up against the Department of Justice and they have unlimited resources. You will bankrupt your finances on legal fees.

The government knows this. This is how they're going to squeeze you to keep you quiet, you will be forced to sign an on disclosure agreement and then pay a huge fine and then serve the next ten years in prison or on probation so they can keep up with you. If you don't keep your mouth shut, they're going to

produce bogus DNA and say you murdered a human. Imagine how crazy you will sound in court testifying that you shot and killed a bigfoot while the medical examiner testifies the subject was in a very decomposed state when it arrived, but DNA testing reveals that the deceased was in fact a human. There will be a grain of truth to that, but that is it. And if you insist you shot a hairy bigfoot, then the jury will think your nuts and lock you up for life. Obviously, there are ways

around this in these circumstances. This means that when you kill a bigfoot, you got to keep it a secret. Allow for verification and documentation by a qualified person, document everything by video iiO, but do not allow the public to have access to either the body or you communicate with the outside world through a trusted attorney. It would even be a good idea for both you and the

corpse to leave the country for a bit. You will be responsible for preserving the body and remember document everything. My approach would be to give favorable treatment to an offer from an American so that you can tie immunity to the agreement. Plus, with the discovery out into the open and the FEDS cannot cover it up, this will enable you to monetize the experience to its fullist extent. An agreement to be free to do this will also be struck as a condition of turnover. Another possibility is

to cut a deal with foreign government. You must be prepared for this. You may have to live in exile, but such will be the price for your fortune. The most important things to remember is that you absolutely must maintain possession of the body and have secure means to communicate to your agents your attorneys working for you on the outside while you are underground with the corpse. I don't know a soul who would go through all this trouble to make any kind of money, but this is

how you'll have to do it. These are things to consider if you are serious about killing a Sosquatch. You will have to play hardball with the government. Thus the need to take security measures in order to maintain a level playing field where you are beyond the reach of their hardball tactics, as should be a parent. Killing a bigfoot is just the first step. If you're going to collect the prize, then you must have a plan. It

will be a long and treacherous few years. Steve Lilly, Hook Johnson and me Lewis Shanks, we don't have this problem. We are sanctioned and paid to kill these things, and business was good until they screwed us over. Cam. Read this to your audience. Make sure they know there's a big price to pay killing a bigfoot. All right, Lewis,

there you go. Brother. I just read it to everybody, and I hope anybody out there that's actually planning on killing one of these things think twice about it, because you're about to go down a road that is never ending. But the main thing is to have a plan, and the plan could take many years. And I'm like Lewis, I don't know many people willing to give up their lives to kill a bigfoot and get paid for it.

It's good words from Lewis Shanks. Thanks Lewis. Okay, if you follow this podcast for any amount of time, you know that about once every three or four months, I get an email from someone who it's not necessarily a story, it's their take on Bigfoot or UFOs or whatever. And the ones that I find interesting or they have something new to say, sometimes I'll stop and share those. And

I've got one of those now. So a lot of what you hear this is kind of a lengthy email, but a lot of what you hear will be some of it you've heard before. But as we get to the end, I think you're going to be surprised at what the man tells us. But first listen to where he works and what he does, and it should build a little bit of trust in this guy. So let's just jump into it. He says, my name is William. This is a pseudonym that I wish to use as

a form of personal protection. I'm from Lake City, Florida, and I enjoy listening to your YouTube channel all the various encounters, etc. I also appreciate your candor and reluctance in sharing private contact info. And as a scientist in an aerospace engineer, I have worked with NASA on various space bound payloads. A whole many science degrees, bachelors, Masters, PhDs and a doctorate, so basically, I ain't no dumbass, he says. I'm also collaborating with Elon Musk on some

of his current projects. So as you can see, this is why I'm using a pseudonym, because what I'm about to share with you are my personal observations concerning the skunk, ape, bigfoot, sasquatch. My sources are all over the Internet, and I'm sharing my observations not for fame or notoriety, but simply to help you if it can. Well, if you're maybe I shouldn't have read this, if you're just talking about stuff

that's already on the internet. This look, just let me get through this because at the end, I think you're going to find this interesting. But if he's just spouting stuff from the internet, it's stuff everybody's heard. But let's go on and see if we can find some nuggets of interest. In this item number one Physiology, it appears that the creature we call sosquatch is some form of forest dape, but it might also be an ape hybrid

crossbred with some other critter. Due to its humongous size, stature, and strength, the only plausible answer is that forest tapes were mated with fallen angels. The Nephilum heard it before. This would explain why they grow to such humongous gargantuan sizes and explain why their appetites are voracious. This physiological paradigm is defined by the Holy Bible concerning the Giants of Old and also in many other religious books concerning giants.

As there were the offspring of fallen angels meting with human women. Most scientists and researchers might call this a huge red flag, even though they have no other plausible explanation. If you don't know, then you must accept my interpretation. Juvenile sizequatches grow to as much as six to eight feet in height, and young adults from seven to nine feet tall, and full grown adults ten or more feet in height when standing fully erect on their two legs.

Sisquatch are not covered in fur, but instead are covered in long hair, sometimes black, sometimes reddish brown. They seem to exhibit the form of thermolossoms fing read this thermo luminous scentce causing their hair to sparkle, and this may be a form of camouflage. Sisquatch also have yellow eyes. If a bright light is pointed into their eyes, they might appear as green in color, but squatches also have an inner opaque eyelid with multiple blood capillaries, making it

seem as though their eyes are red. When this inner eyelid is closed. It seems to be there to protect their eyeballs from sunlight or other strong light sources. Now that's one I've never heard. Siequatch prefer hunting under cover of trees or at night. Sisquatch also have a conical head due largely to a built in natural sensory cavity that seems to work as a natural radar, similar to a porpoise or a bat. Siequatch are known to hoot

hal scream during their hunting. What they're really doing is too fold as a form of communication with other sasquatches and I don't know what this word is. It's just b as a form of bats and bats as a form of radar location finder to determine various locations in the dark, such as rocks, trees, and other critters and people. Even though their eyesight is quite remarkable at night, this built in radar adds to their prowess. Okay, so they have internal radar like a whale or a dolphin or

a bat. I've never heard that before. Since sisquatch are ape hybrids, they not only are quite able to walk on all fours, but also stand upright like a human. When they hunt, they typically crawl around on all fours, sneaking onto their prey without detection, but they also climb trees and swing around from tree to tree, which would

explain why there are so few footprints left behind. It has also been observed by hunters that when squatches are discovered when they run, they can travel many miles within a few minutes. Their stride with leg length measuring from ankle to groin is approximately six feet or more, and it allows them to travel great distances, even up steep endclines that would stop most men, and even climb sheer

rock faces quite easily. Si squatch have a built in aroma gland that produces each with its own unique scince signature. To us, though it's a god awful stench. Sisquats defecate on themselves, probably due to their long hair, which also explains why you would never discover their scout left behind, which adds to their stench. To me, they smell like the worst sewage. Ever, plus burnt rubber smell very similar

to a skunk, hence the term skunk ap. Their stench is unmistakable, but oftentimes they have no noticeable aroma, probably after swimming through water. Yes, they do swim. Due to their size. They are known to be extremely powerful and able to pull entire tree root systems completely out of the ground with the tree trunk still attached. Many people have reported hearing sasquatch running through forest, knocking over trees as though they are a bulldozer. Okay, now he gets

into their food, and this is kind of interesting. Apes are herbivores. Sasquat watch are omnivores. They eat everything they can get their hands on, vegetables, fruit berries, grubes, badgers, platypus, skunks, possum pulkcats, snakes, turtles, and large birds such as vultures, eagles, and raptors, and they also eat deer, mule, deer, elk, bull, elk, moose, bison, cows, bears, while bore, pig, horn, big horn, sheep, fish, crawfish, just

about anything edible. Typically, when they enter an area, they eat everything within their reach, and when they deplete the primary food sources, they turn to hunting and eating humans. Case in point, every year, many thousands of people disappear in our national parks. Perhaps the reason why it is it has been said, mostly as a funny anecdote, that sasquatch eat their dead. Well, that is absolutely true. Only one skeleton has ever been found. Really, I didn't know that.

I didn't know there's a sasquatch skeletons. It has also been reported, mostly among cattle mutilations, that the cows intestines were removed, leaving the meat. Sisquats love eating the intestines. There was a report not too long ago here in Florida by some traveler stopped in a rest area from a roadway that skirted a swamp location, and the report was from a woman observer telling that she saw a hairyman running naked through the swamp, seemingly hunting and killing

multiple pigs and a deer. Another male observer reported he witnessed the same thing, except the naked hairyman was breaking the legs of the wild boar and deer. The naked hairyman was observed from a distance of two thousand yards away. That is a long long way. That is that's six thousand feet. That's over a mile. That's eight hundred feet farther than a mile. I don't know how anyone can see anything in any kind of detail from a mile

one and a quarter miles away. I really don't. Maybe with field glasses maybe they could, but not with their naked eye. Sorry defense. Most of the time, sasquatch test their prey by doing tree peeking, that is, peaking around a tree trunk to observe whomever or whatever they're tracking. Oftentimes they will also throw rocks or pebbles, and also knock on hollow tree trunks to communicate with other sasquatches.

If you are hunting alone and you experience a sasquatch tree peeking, run like hell and get out of there as fast as you can. Sasquatch hunt impacts of three or four, usually with a juvenile to teach them how to hunt. If you experience seeing a sasquatch while you're out and the wild, chances are there two or three

more encircling you or sneaking up on you. According to a government source, the only good firearm that can drop a squatch or large caliber rifles such as a fifty caliber Barrett sniper rifle A three eight might work with one hundred and eighty five grain bullet. Even a seven millimeter or an ak Nato round seven six' two only with multiple shots and aiming for their torso will only make them. Mad, instead aim for their head one, shot one. Kill handguns don't do, shit he. Says but shotguns can

slow them. Down shooting smaller caliber rifles such as an hour fifteen with a five point five six won't do anything to stop. THEM i think we need to Consult Steve lilly on. This he may have some. Information many people have reported living in peace and harmony along with sasquatch and have reported them as being mostly. Peaceful don't be an, idiot the writer. Says these creatures will win your, trust and then when you least expect, it they will

kidnap and kill, you and they will eat. You primates no matter what, size can be extremely. Dangerous case in, point who would have ever thought that a chimpanzee had the strength to rip your face off in one swift. Move yet that's exactly what happened to one woman who was holding the chimp like her pet or a. Baby if a chimp can rip your whole face. Off just imagine what A sasquatch can. Do sisquatch were once listed in THE Us Army Field Survival manual as an animal

that you should steer clear. Of the Many First nations people and Other Indian americans have reported The sasquatch as being, peaceful but then also hesitate or completely refuse to report that their women have also been taken by The. Sasquatch and with that being, SAID i want to tell you that the story you shared once, already as it has been told in the VIDEO A Savage Bigfoot clan hunted IN, Bc. CANADA i will enscreen that. Video it'll come up here in just a, minute so you'll see it pop up

on the screen when the podcast. Ends just just in a couple of. Minutes he says that story is true starting at thirty six oh seven the. Timestam there may have been some things omitted or, change but the event really did, happen according to some government insiders who told me their version of the same. Event please trust me WHEN i tell you some may appear to be hunting,

alone but always hunt with other bigfoot. Critters, AGAIN i must, reiterate s, squat you are extremely dangerous, monsters be very cautious and careful around. Them god bless and best, regards and he Signs, William, uh that's A sometimes these are real. Interesting the last paragraph about that Savage bigfoot clan hunted IN, Bc. Canada you can watch that video if you just hang on to the end and click on. It he says that's, true and he knows people who have who have shared

the same story with him with a few details. Changing so that's real. INTERESTING a lot of this STUFF i don't. Know i'm real skeptical. ABOUT i think he's gathering a lot of information in taking U probably he's probably keeping a journal or you, know some statistics like you, know this sasquatch was six to eight feet, tall it had red brown. Hair eat, this it chased. Me if you take enough of, those you'll get a pattern if these things, exist what they what their behavior is. Like AND i think,

that's you, know based on word of. Mouth that's not a bad way to kind of get a broad picture of what these things are and what their temperaments. Are and this man may be. Right AND i stopped a few, times And i'm not sounding. Flippant i'm just, saying like the witnesses who saw the sisquatches breaking pig legs over two thousand yards. Away LIKE i, said that's a that's a one and a quarter. Miles that's A i can't even. SEE i can't see what something is doing in detail

from five hundred. YARDS i can't see. It and even when my glasses on my, eyesight it's kind of gotten worse As i've gotten. Older BUT i can't make out what a deer's. Doing if it's, eating if it's eating leaves off the, limp it's raking its horns, on you can't. Tell you can't tell when they're that far. Away so, anyway the point is is THAT i wasn't being critical of this. MAN i was being a little skeptical of

these witnesses accounts of these things two thousand yards. Away and there were some other things in this THAT i don't really. Buy and there's some things in here that make perfect sense to. Me so that's what these are. For Pick out things you, like pick out things you don't. Like you don't have to argue about. It nobody needs to hate each other because they disagree about an animal that we don't even have a really good picture. Of it's just stuff to think, about you, know stuff to think.

About all, RIGHT i think that's gonna wind us up on this Podcas. Cast we'll see you guys on the next. One thank. You

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