It's melon season on the podcast, so this week we are covering a movie about the Melon Master himself: Vincent Majestyk. Our crew gets their hands dirty slipping melons, and answering questions about the weird cast of characters, how they pulled off all those truck stunts, and try to figure out how exactly crime works in this town. WARNING: Melons were harmed in the making of this film. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo McGee...
Jul 04, 2024•2 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 29
"You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of podcast." Ello everyone! This week we travel down to the Labyrinth for a discussion of magic music and Muppets. Can our contestants name all the creatures Sarah encounters? How about all the nicknacks in Sarah's room? And you better believe there are questions about the songs. Tune in to see which of our contestants solve the labyrinth! Check out Mission: Rejected Here Check out Oops All Bards here Hos...
Jun 20, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Happy Birthday! Exactly one year ago today we published our first show. To celebrate we are revisiting those shows in the only way we know how: a quiz show. We've got questions about the movies, questions about our guest and questions about...our questions. Thanks to everyone who has supported us in our first year. Excited for new films, new contestants and new head-scratching questions in the weeks to come. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo McGee...
Jun 08, 2024•23 min
I love the way you incorporated martial arts into your podcast. It's hard to believe we have been doing this for one year. To celebrate we are covering the movie we tried out to pilot the show, the 1980 Chuck Norris-lead ninja...film. We ask questions about the complex plot, echoey inner monologue, as well as the confusing motives of the ninja/terrorist/mercenaries/dancers. Can you survive the Octagon? We barely did. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo McGee...
Jun 06, 2024•2 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Watch for the snake man, and no matter what happens, leave Podcast to me! For this week’s movie we are piling into our truck and headed out to the woods for this 1986 teen-slasher. Our contestants answer questions about bad one liners, traps and trapdoors and try to figure out how the crazed killers in this movie keep such a clean, cozy cottage. Grab a slice of birthday cake and a frozen steak and join us by the fire. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo McGee...
May 23, 2024•3 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 26
The only way left is to hack your own podcast, then loop it through Jones. This episode was smuggled to you from the distant future: 2021. This week we rub elbows with everyone's favorite mnemonic courier. Topics include what this movie got right and wrong about the future, how exactly does this brain-tech stuff work, and if there is time we'll address the mecha-dolphin and giant blonde shepherd in the room. See you all in cyberspace! Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo Mc...
May 09, 2024•2 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 25
These are the simple rules: No barking, no growling, you will not lift your leg to anything in this podcast. This week we head to the sleepy beach town of Cypress Beach, California with our 2 favorite bloodhounds. Our group will answer questions about local seafood magnates, wedding photographers, and small-town murder investigations, all while trying to flag all the examples of bad animal husbandry. Before you move away to The Big City be sure to check out this one! Check out Mission: Rejec...
Apr 25, 2024•2 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Okay, let's do it. This week we are trying to make sense of one of 1989's messiest hits. We Tango and Cash, Cash and Tango, mice (possibly named Tango and Cash) and everyone else in this movie who can't seem to stop saying Tango and Cash. If you feel like a rat in a maze just go to a club named Cleopatra's and ask for Catherine. Check out John's Show Mission: Rejected Here Check out Nate's Show Yo! That's My Jawn Here Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: John Dowgin, Bob Killion, Nate Runkel...
Apr 11, 2024•2 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 23
It's terrible what passes for a podcast these days. This week we race though the 2008 cinematic spectacle with blinding speed. Our panel unpacks the sometimes-overwhelming visuals and touching story elements, tries to understand the rules of these races and the reality they take place in, and compete in a race that determines this week's winner. See you in the winner’s circle. Host: Steve Goff Contestants: Bob Killion, Mo McGee, Vince Nigito
Mar 28, 2024•2 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Top of the morning to you! For the week of St. Patrick's Day we have some very special guests, Pete and Michael from Mission: Rejected and Shannon from Oz 9, to discuss a very special movie, the 1959 Disney classic, Darby O'Gill and the Little People. The panel discusses Leprechauns, Banshees, Fairies, and of course the most magical creature of all, a young Sean Connery. This is a show that will make your eyes smile, Irish or not. Check out Mission: Rejected Here Check out Oz 9 Here Host: Mo ...
Mar 14, 2024•2 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Season's Greetings! We have one more movie for this month's romance roundup, and there ain't no romance like made-for-tv Christmas movie romance. Our panelists try and make sense of this strange holiday tale. Highlights include some of the other movies penned by the screenwriter, all the "Snow Beaus" Sarah and Nick build, and of course...is Cole a snowman, and if so, who's paying his cell phone bills? You'll want to grab some elk jerky for this one. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Bob Killion, Mo...
Feb 29, 2024•2 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 20
You can play baseball. You can play tennis. You can even play football... but you can't play podcast. This week we unpack 2015's love letter to all things dancing and Panama City. Our panel discusses lyrics, line reads, and our favorite PCB trivia. Grab your partner, hop into your street-legal golf cart, and crank up the volume. Check out Jill's podcast Oops All Bards here Also find Jill on Twitter and Instagram Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Jillian Ashley Blair Ivey, Bob Killion, Mo McGee...
Feb 15, 2024•3 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 19
What's up fruit burgers!? It's the most romantic month of the year, and to celebrate we are taking a look at a romance classic. In this episode we dissect montages, New York landmarks, and of course we try and understand what are the rules for the Pazatski possessions. If you don't check this episode out, then you'll never find out who The Mangler is. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo McGee
Feb 01, 2024•2 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Good morning Perfection! Our movie this week is the 1990 monster movie classic Tremors. We discuss, how the monsters work, which of the townspeople are able to survive, and of course all the rock paper scissors action this movie has to offer. Parden my French, but you would have to be some kind of pizza face to miss this episode. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo McGee
Jan 18, 2024•2 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Happy New Year to all you famous Coolers out there! We wanted to start 2024 on a high note, so we needed to bring out a stone cold classic. Tune in for questions about some of the iconic lines, discussions on some of the great performances, and a deep dive into why this movie has it's "so bad it's good" reputation. If you're looking for a good Buick then this is the podcast for you. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo McGee
Jan 04, 2024•3 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 16
We live by one mantra on this podcast: "Keep your promises if you want to keep your friends." Well, for this week’s movie we promise it is one bizarre holiday nugget. Unwrap this episode for extensive discussion about the surprisingly stacked cast in this movie, the lore of Turbo man, and if Arnold's character is a really bad dad, or just a bad dad. This is one cookie you will not want to put down! Host: Mo McGee Contestants: Steve Goff , Mark Nessel, Sebastian Szőllős
Dec 21, 2023•3 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 15
We don't care it all makes sense, the name of the man is Prune. That phrase might not mean much to you now, but it will after you watch this weeks film, the 1966 Italian-American Christmas classic. Along the way we discuss how someone can purchase the whole north pole, how sad Santa is in this movie, and, of course, we try and wrap our heads around all of the muscial numbers featured in this movie. If it all seems to much, just repeat to yourself "Christmas is coming" Check out YuletheMovie on Y...
Dec 07, 2023•2 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 14
When God created his Eve, he did it to shake us up a little bit. Now you've gone one better and made a whole podcast about this movie! This week we set our sights on the 1991 action thriller about a dangerous humanoid robot...no the other one. We also touch on jukeboxes, binoculars, famous people, and their ties, and of course we try to understand why they decided to put a nuke in this robot. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo McGee
Nov 29, 2023•2 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Friends. Countrymen. Podcast Listeners! This week we are examining the 1997 big-budget flop The Saint. This was too big of a job for our normal team, so we needed to call in some backup: our friends at the Mission Rejected Podcast. We discuss our histories with this movie, and how you might be able to fix it. We also test our knowledge of Val Kilmer's disguises. Also, cold fusion comes up once or twice. Check out Mission Rejected Here Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Pete Barry, Michael DeAngeli...
Nov 09, 2023•2 hr 54 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Well I'll be greased and fried! This week we've got a front row seat to the greatest show not-from Earth, 1988's Killer Klowns from Outer space. We discuss the titular theme song, how the biology of these alien Klowns works, and try and understand why no one in this town seems to be afraid of them. Grab yourself some cotton candy and some ice cream and enjoy! Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mo McGee
Oct 31, 2023•2 hr 54 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Ladies and gentleman, that concludes the film portion of our presentation. This week we are slicing into the 1986 horror classic. In this episode we try to remember which characters die when, we ask IMDB what this movie has in common with some other movies we've done, and talk Lasers, Lightning and Lack-of-chopping. Have a Nice Day. Host: Steve Goff Contestants: Bob Killion, Mo McGee, Mark Nessel
Oct 12, 2023•3 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 10
We were off to see the Wizard...but we got this instead. This week we are returning to Oz to see some familiar...but mostly unfamiliar faces. We discuss how much darker this movie is then the original, what are the rules for life powder, and run through some of the best one liners delivered by a talking chicken. Wind up your podcasting knob and join us for the weirdest Disney movie, or at least the weirdest one since the last episode. Host: Bob Killion Contestants: Steve Goff, Mo McGee, Mark Nes...
Sep 28, 2023•2 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 9
This week we are canvassing for the Shaggy D.A. one of Disney's live action gimmick comedies. We discuss how big the town might be, How does the magic ring actually work, and where does the dog go when it disappears? In this race there can be only one victor. May the best dog win! Host: Mo McGee Contestants: Steve Goff, Bob Killion, Mark Nessel
Sep 14, 2023•2 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Mellow greetings everyone. For this week's show we travel 36 years into the future to a fantastical dystopia. Has John Spartan finally matched his meat? We'll discuss what this movie did and did not get right about the future, which restaurant would we like to survive the apocalypse, and of course the three seashells. The only podcast brave enough to ask what seems to be this movie's boggle? Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Mo McGee, Bob Killion...
Aug 31, 2023•2 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 7
What is that?! Surely not a life-sized animatronic T-rex attached to the brain of a local high schooler. This week we sink our teeth into the gory, trashy fun of this teenage romance. We discuss putting your brain into an animatronic, trellises, and how great everyone's outfits are. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Mo McGee, Bob Killion
Aug 17, 2023•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Who edits your podcast, Siegfried or Roy? This week we go on a adventure across Europe with our two favorite super spies. We discuss hair color changes, lasers in the ocean, and fistfights in maternity wards. Crack open a Coke and join in. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Mo McGee, Bob Killion
Aug 03, 2023•2 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 5
By the power of Greyskull...We have the banter! This week we travel all the way to Eternia, then almost immediately back to Los Angeles for the 1987 superhero film "Masters of the Universe." Our panelists answer questions about Eternia vocabulary, which characters were made for the movie, as well as some Bad IMDB trivia. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Mo McGee, Bob Killion
Jul 20, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 4
This week we take a trip to "Seattle" to discuss the Ice-T helmed retelling of "The Most Dangerous Game." It's a small cast with a lot of big performances. 3 contestants enter the podcast, but only 1 can survive this game. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Mo McGee, Bob Killion
Jul 06, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 3
We are not monkeying around with this one. Today we look at the 1978 action adventure film Every Which Way but Loose starring Clint Eastwood. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Mo McGee, Bob Killion
Jun 22, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 2
For our first episode we took a look at the 1995 American science fiction action film Virtuosity starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. Host: Mark Nessel Contestants: Steve Goff, Mo McGee, Bob Killion
Jun 08, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 1
