As the dawn of the modern age enters the phase of apocalyptic awakening, the girls from What Could Go Wrong need your help to settle an ancient grudge – Who’s the better feminist? And because nothing screams feminism like pitting two women against each other we decide to record a live, extremely competitive podcast over three nights at Fringe Festival. With the help of our incredibly drunk audience, live band 'The Wage Gap', special guests, sponsors, prizes, potential nudity and late-night debau...
Jun 18, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 1000008
If you wanna be my lover.....you gotta listen to my Tedtalk on what really happened to Jon Benet Ramsey. It’s Christmas and yes we have donned our gayest apparel and are ready to pay tribute to the Ghost of Mariah Carey’s past. Join us this week in our most dangerous task to date, as we advertise our Detective and Spying services through a low res Gumtree ad. Yes this may be against what you refer to as the ‘law’. We see laws as more of a light moral suggestion, hold the morals. We’ve always fan...
Nov 20, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 5
In this, the last week of a televised mating ritual/train wreck that we call 'The Bachelorette' , we find out that it is in fact, us, who are indeed ‘too country to function’. A mud bath, tractor ride and cursed muffin later – join us in discovering who will win the hearts of Elly and Becky. Will the Mothman avert disaster? Will Pete scream for 15 minutes as he falls out of an aeroplane? Is Elly covered in Bushman’s insect repellent considering the producers have co-erced her into a dusk bath di...
Nov 07, 2020•49 min•Season 4Ep. 5
As is tradition, we reach the final weeks in the mansion and The Bachelorette has become a dwindling cess-pool with several overgrown tadpoles still flapping about, gently moaning "pick me, choose me....love...me" In the race for a two week post finale relationship/stint on the now cancelled Bachelor in Paradise - the final contestants continue to fight for the love of two spooky milkmaids. More importantly - WHERE IS OSHER? IS HE SAFE? HAS ANYBODY SEEN HIM? Support this show http://supporter.ac...
Oct 30, 2020•40 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Bachelorette week two will come your way soon, promise (but no promises). In the meantime we travel back in time to season one, when we were even worse at making podcast than we are today. Lucky you. Being a feminist is great, but have you ever succumbed to the ancient ways of being pressured to cleanse your Miss V in an unnecessary and confusing ceremony? This week Storm and Mel meet the Crocodile of Seminyak and try a traditional Vulva Fogging known as a Rattus Vagina. Special guest stars Renl...
Oct 23, 2020•56 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Join us for the recap of episode three and four of The Bachelorette 2020. In this Country Road Pinterest-board-reality-television event of the year, proffesional wakeboarders fight against Mothmen as snowboarders take on Mr Italy, Mr Polynesia and a sexy prawn. Welcome...... to Pascal's Funeral. BYO juggling balls. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Oct 16, 2020•50 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Channel ten has gotten a lot of recent flack for its whitewashed cast, so this time they’ve done something different….really subverting our expectations. There’s TWO blonde girls now. And they are…..down to earth. Join us as we recap each episode of the Bachelorette 2020 as we meet the men vying for Becky and Ellie's hearts/roses/country road towels, feat. Pennywise, Mothman, 6 guys lost at a bush doof, a dolphin, Mr Italy and Cupid himself. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-coul...
Oct 09, 2020•59 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Oh praise someone or other, it's the last two hours of our precious lives we have to waste on Lockie Gilbert. Tear up those NDAs girls - we made it. It's the end of the season and thus the end of our longest most painful fucking challenge ever. Did we learn anything? Would we do it again? Will somebody get a replica of Lockies thrid nip tattooed on their 'nus? Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 25, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Webster's (urban) Dictionary defines 'Blake' as "a virile alpha type with dark or light complexion". In this episode we are joined by Blake Coleman, controversial bad-boy and forth runner up in absolute icon Sophie Monk's Bachelorette Season. Join us as we find out the answer to who really pissed in Jarred's pot plant, does Osher ever break character and what exactly is Lockie's phone number? What could go wrong? Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast....
Sep 24, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 6
It's week 17.5 million and apparently due to covid budget cuts the mansion is now actually a Starbucks/ Magnum ad that 7 desperately toey women, 2 terminally bored alpacas and 1 possessed limousine have to coexist in. Meanwhile Lockie learns how to use an umbrella. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 18, 2020•46 min•Season 3Ep. 6
It's week 15, or maybe it's 5? This season is making us drink too much. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 11, 2020•59 min•Season 3Ep. 5
This week we ask Australia the important questions, such as "why is Roxy crying, now?" "Are they Llamas or Alpacas? How did a backpacker get into the mansion? and why does Lockie enjoy eating mild? Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 04, 2020•58 min•Season 3Ep. 4
This week we have become medievil conspiracy theorists, but at least we don't enter on climax. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 28, 2020•56 min•Season 3Ep. 3
It's week two, and Mel is most likely vomiting somewhere so Storm is joined by reality tv enthusiast and fellow virgo Gil, clink. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 21, 2020•55 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Join the 'cool under dogs' of Bachelor Podcasts as they recap the first two episodes of this shit show of a season. It's only week one and we are already have 'woken up next to Rob Schneider' levels of disappointment in everyone other than Dave in candles and Barry in bukkake. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Aug 17, 2020•50 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Welcome to Lockdown. No not as in Covid, as in 28 single women attempt to tie down Lock - our 2020 Australian Bachelor. Join us each week as we unravel the mystery of Lock's 'Strength and Honour' tattoo and discover what is under the penguin suit. Together we can decipher why one of the women enters the mansion carrying a handful of wheat and countdown the time it takes before one of the contestants falls in love with Osher ..... Will Lock find love in the Bachie mansion or will it be another Ho...
Aug 10, 2020•23 min
The reviews are in for our first live Fringe Show ! Critics are raving, at what they can only describe as "two hours" .... "it got a few laughs" some even stating that they "really wanted to like it". Next stop - Hollywood!!!!!!!!!! (hospital.... i ate a realllly huge zucchini) Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Feb 18, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Let's take two girls (early to early thirties) Both filthy rich (incorrect) From the bright lights (the flashlight on Mel's iphone is literally always accidentally on in her bra) Into the sticks (this bit may be accurate) From velvet robes (velour) To cattle poles (trolley poles) Lets take away their limousines ( vwgold/ hyundai i30 with broken alternator) Their credits cards and shopping sprees (paypal but yes) Well they're both spoilt rotten (??) Will they cry when they hit bottom? (i'm litera...
Jan 31, 2020•16 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Why is Santa’s sack so full? Because he only comes once a year. ‘The 12 days of Christmas’ is mostly just some dude giving heaps of birds and humans as presents and that’s just not appropriate in 2019. I mean, I’d take the twelve lords leaping because CAMMMPPP. Instead, we give you the twelve poddies of Christmas - a distant relative of the four horseman of the apocalypse. Take a trip of acid down memory lane as we countdown our version of the twelve step program in a special poddiversary episod...
Dec 25, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Webster's dictionary defines reality as 'the quality or state of being real'. Despite our frozen foreheads, Black&Decker pecker wreckers, weaves and for no clear reason the plastic vulva Storm wears down her bike shorts - you don't get much more real than us. Join us on our quest to sit on a couch and be not-paid to offer our witticisms and judgements on others who are on worse reality shows than ours. Will we succeed or won't we - this is a bigger mystery than how Lee Hardinge's Wasabi won ...
Dec 03, 2019•47 min•Season 2Ep. 2
The year: 3040 The earth: a desolate wasteland The last surviving human crawls towards the final hope of mankind, a cryptochamber known to house what one can only assume is a rare relic from a time long forgotten. A beacon of hope. With his final breath, he opens the chamber. Dry ice pours out, then clears. Sitting there - the last remaining artifact of humanity. Mel's double chin and Storm's lower butt cheeks. He dies with a smile on his face, knowing that they must have looked hot at their fun...
Nov 08, 2019•40 min•Season 2Ep. 1
The way we see it, everyone has two options. Option 1) Succeed in school (eye roll) complete a 3 year Bachelor of science or something (yawn) and then complete a 6 year medical degree (no thank you) Option Two: Advertise yourself as a Doctor at a festival and give unsolicited / innaccurate advice to a room full of people who are potentially on acid Despite the obvious perks of being able to administer your own Botox, we choose the 'work smarter, not harder' approach. Not a single thing we say in...
Jun 23, 2019•48 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Gimli son of Gloin once said " Nobody tosses a dwarf". Storm would probably give it a crack anyway, let's be honest. He also gets his beard braided on the luxurious island of Bali (very good price), where this week we venture to attempt a somewhat competitive sport - Axe throwing. Join us as we get locked in a bikie bar, stranded in Galungan and find out that the sports uniform reqired for ditchin' axes is even grosser than the braces Mel had in high school with lackies the same colour as her ba...
Apr 23, 2019•55 min•Season 1Ep. 8
There comes a time in a young girl's life, where she seeks advice from those who have come before her. Her elders. The experts. Us. You're Welcome. Submit your questions here Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 31, 2019•12 min•Season 1Ep. 7
If you wanna be my lover.....you gotta listen to my Tedtalk on what really happened to Jon Benet Ramsey. It’s Christmas and yes we have donned our gayest apparel and are ready to pay tribute to the Ghost of Mariah Carey’s past. Join us this week in our most dangerous task to date, as we advertise our Detective and Spying services through a low res Gumtree ad. Yes this may be against what you refer to as the ‘law’. We see laws as more of a light moral suggestion, hold the morals. We’ve always fan...
Mar 06, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 5
