017 Cabela's Big School Shooter ft. kevinsorbofan
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Oct 18, 2021•2 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Western Promises
Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
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016 de_flintmichigan2 with Academic Fraud
big boy ep today with Academic Fraud. its almost 3 hours of intellectual discourse. Intro made by Academic Fraud ✍( ͡▧ ͜ʖ ͡▧) In this episode alone we solve: Flint Michigan Gabby Pepito Israel/Palestine(the easiest one) David Foster Wallace and Gromit getting pussy/not getting pussy trad cath(eter) religion in the 2wenty 5ist 7entury As always follow the boy: https://www.instagram.com/academicfraud/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/fraud.cool/ And buy his books: http://fraud.cool/...
Oct 11, 2021•2 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 16
015 CryptoZionism with Israellectuals2
Hi folks, Beaumont here, pronouns oy/vey, and i want to welcome you to a super sweet one with our boy Israellectuals2. Love on the spectrum, the ten commandments, ben-hur (more like been-her, right fellas?), rainbow six mandalay bay, djinn and tonic, reddit moment! [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] follow Israellectuals2 on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/israellectuals2/
Oct 04, 2021•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 15
013 Hematospermia
Beaumont and Paris meet on a Sunday afternoon. Guns. Blood in Sperm. A Devious Lick. The Kidnapping. A Wrongful Arrest. A show of strength. 2 Dead from Tuberculosis. Comanche ambush. Mexican heroes. Tell your friends about our lil show please (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
Sep 20, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 13
012 I Heard It Helps With You Know... ft rhodesian_dennis_miller and welcome_to_my_website
wow what a fun one. we are joined by the hyphenated hombres rhodesian_dennis_miller and welcome_to_my_website to do a deep dive on instagram's favorite r-words. Mikey Miles, tonychasebusiness, Lucas Werner and some others. We also discuss crushing porn, middle eastern tensions, the big apple and the failure of art to every truly capture the absurdity and beauty of reality (with the exception of Western Promises which as you are aware does that effortlessly). Follow the boys on instagram: rhodesi...
Sep 13, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 12
011 Thanks For The Gold Kind Stranger *pats ur heckin doggo* not ft. chethankxfinsta (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
we recorded an episode with the boy chethanxfinsta but his audio was too bad to use. Sorry! So this is just an ep with your two favorite outlaws, Beaumont and Paris. We talk about Bait Car, black hammer, Walk The Line, Rachel Dolezal's feet, i cut out some stuff about the anitchrist, we look at a bunch of celeb dick pictures. Shout out to www.leakedmeat.com for some of the most fun ive had in a while. Oh and if you want to send us questions or whatever, you can at westernpromisespod@gmail.com Ch...
Sep 06, 2021•1 hr 31 min
010 Krakatoa to Scat Fetish Pipeline ft. yawnpoint
i know, i know, my audio is kinda gross nasty in this one. got those phreak phonetics that goofy gab the silly sound but its fine. We are joined by yawnpoint to talk about Sandy Hook, RGB in hell, SquareEat, and Jehovah's Witnesses in tight homosexual pants. Had a lot of fun with this one. Also yawnpoint made the into for this weeks episode. All past and future guests are on notice 😤 Follow yawnpoint on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yawnpoint/...
Aug 30, 2021•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 10
009 First They Came for the Blizerians ft. 8pl8s.
This week the big money rustlers Beaumont and Paris are joined by the enigmatic wonder, the carnivorous C*nadian, DC, the host of the notorious 8pl8s podcast. This one was a lot of fun. Listen to his show and give him money here: gumroad.com/8pl8s or here https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-8pl8s-podcast/id1545460108 but definitely not here: https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/annoying-trait/...
Aug 23, 2021•1 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 9
006 C:\Users\Beaumont\Side_Hustles\Audio_Based\Podcast\ep006BuriedPenisFINAL(slurs_removed)
Beaumont and Paris discuss Buried Penis syndrome, Mask-ulinity, TeddyBoy Greg. Also mikey miles and chris chan got arrested wow. we dont discuss that on this episode because we recorded it before that happened but wow. maybe next time.
Aug 02, 2021•1 hr 28 min
005 Northrop Grumman Loveline
Ask and you shall receive: Beaumont and Paris take a cue from the fans and answer your burning relationship questions. As two grown men of the frontier with families of their own we feel confident in our advice and we stand by our answers. Happy trails.
Jul 26, 2021•1 hr 11 min
004 Lindy West Presents: Shallow Hal 2
Folks we had fun with this one. We talked about Shrill, Shallow Hal, cumbots, tren abuse, and i calmed down a little bit and took back control over my speech and didnt say 'like' so much. you can leave me alone about it now please thank you. lets try not to punch down.
Jul 19, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 4
003 SIMPer FI
Beaumont and Paris welcome you back to Western Promises with arms as wide open as the beautiful Texas sky. We are talking SIMPs this episode and relishing in alpha male camaraderie that you can only dream of. Join the Mikey Miles discord here if youre a real head: https://discord.gg/CuPtE9G8y6
Jul 13, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 3
002 Into the Mikeyverse
Beaumont and Paris take you deep into the world of Mikey Miles, one of the Internet's premier bugmen baby boys. Ay Ato.
Jul 04, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 2
001 Hyperinfantilization
First episode. Beaumont and Paris lay the foundations to a virtual lens through which you can peer into the very fibers of your subconscious and begin to see past the code and into the wild bright darkness that is illuminated by the wonders of all living creatures who you share this existence with. Join us on this journey, if youre up to it ;)
Jun 29, 2021•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 1
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