The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from the gays gaze. The end of the episode is what it is and our reactions are covered in this final part of "Hello Losers ". As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by...
Aug 22, 2022•47 min•Season 4Ep. 8
We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever been and Eve is at her jauntiest. We could have had it alllllllll! However sadly, the only gay wedding we get is one that makes no sense, as Eve and Villanelle embark on their final mission to take out the 12. More than halfway into the “finale” and it begins...
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Villanelle and Eve, squatting in bush, then K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! We are here at what Laura dubbed the "piss kiss", but first, our favorite murder sapphics have stumbled upon an unassuming het couple with matching scars, and now they must all share a bothy! We get domesticity, witty jokes, tarot card readings and gay crime. It was almost perfect, but Laura Neal would never stand for that! Carolyn says stuff to Pam and Pam says stuff to Carolyn, none of it is important or necessary, but it is still sai...
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Wow, we're back friends! Finally f*cking back with our recap of the final episode, of the final goddamn season of Killing Eve. After marinating on the depravity given to us by Laura Neal for the past few months, we're displeased to report that no, it doesn't get better 😩🤣. The rage does not dissipate, the hurt doesn't lessen- it only evolves. Please join us as we begin our dive into the last episode, heartbreak be damned! With Beyoncé reminding us that Laura Neal May break our hearts but won’t...
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Come with me and you'll be, in a world of Laura Neal's creation. Take a look, bra ta ta taaa, into her confabulations!!!!! We'll begin with some worms, on Gunn's sapphic island of horrors, hunting pigs, and dirty nails, defy gay explanation!!! Look clowns, there's no way to put this lightly alright? Recapping the final two episodes of Killing Eve is PAINFUL. We don't want to do it, yet here we are. Many questions still remain about what exactly thee fuck went down on Gunn's island, but we do our...
Aug 03, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Hey hoes, we're back in this bihhh, but we still haven't started the recap 🤣 We continue on our tangents about gay mess and pirates, including a short jaunt into time travel, before finally delving into episode 7 of Series 4 entitled "Making Dead Things Look Nice." In this penultimate episode of the final season, Villanelle is all up in Gunn’s island watching her lay down the law, lift, and hunt. Chasing a lead after being betrayed in Berlin, Villanelle is informed by Gunn of her motives and he...
Aug 03, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 7
You guys, it's been MONTHS, and we're still not over the ending of Killing Eve. In the weeks since Laura Neal decided to debut her depraved homophobic fantasies before our eyes, we've accepted that we'll never be over it, and that all we can really hope for are better coping strategies as time marches on. Have we discovered what those strategies will be? Not really, but "Fuck Laura Neal" remains a prayer and a wish that acts as a balm to our wounded souls. In this first part of our recap, we pro...
Aug 03, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 7
We've reached the end of our prologue, but it is only the beginning of our deconstruction of Killing Eve. In this final part of the prologue we rundown the plethora of wonderful article headlines, detailing the utter failure of the writers, Sally's #girlboss ethos from The Hollywood Reporter, and previews of rants from snacks to come. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@w...
Apr 20, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 7
In part two of our prologue, we continue going in on Laura Neal's decidedly homophobic Decider article. After raging for several more minutes, we take a break to examine the absolutely bewildering words of Sally Woodard Gentle, before heading back into the eye of the storm with another interview with Laura from Collider. We still can't believe this is real life. Words were said, but nothing makes any sense. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri ...
Apr 20, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Well damn, Killing Eve is officially over and it's left us feeling a way. After sitting with the final two episodes for a week, much like a meal at a friendly familiar gathering, in this prologue the Polastris begin to recall moments in which the feels felt similar in tv + cinema past. After finale interviews began making their rounds, the tone deafness read not only as violent, but as that of people who neither knew or respected what they had on their hands. It’s a fumble of historic proportion...
Apr 20, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Dark!Eve continues to rise! We're back to recap part two of "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" and discuss the continued leveling up of Eve Polastri. Where's it all leading to? Will her journey with Villanelle be paralleled to that of Cupid and Psyche? Has Carolyn truly lost everything?? Will Villanelle and Gunn partake in extreme cottagecore lesbian shenanigans??? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by ema...
Apr 10, 2022•53 min•Season 4Ep. 6
Salutations fellow clowns! We're officially 2 episodes away from the end of Killing Eve, are you ready for the smash!!!! We knew gay mess was bound to go down between Eve, Villanelle, and Helene, but we didn't expect it to be so soon. Join us as we recap episode 6 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" which is easily the best episode of the series so far. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at h...
Apr 09, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 6
The Polastris take on Carolyn’s Pinner this episode! Will the flashbacks of seasons past alter the flavor of the backstory being built before our eyes? Will Eves’ shenanigans take us out the paint? Or will the sapphic vapors lead her to discover whats been in front of her eyes the entire time? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on ...
Mar 30, 2022•1 hr 36 min•Season 4Ep. 5
We're back for part two to recap the darkest part of this episode, and that is the conclusion of the Gay Games between Helene and Eve. Two Sapphic murderers decided to Netflix and chill, and we don't think we'll ever be over it. What of the missing hours??? Is this Forest of Dean 2.0? Does Villanelle have Sapphic telepathy? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvill...
Mar 26, 2022•54 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Greetings friends! We have reached the halfway point of the series and not nary a smash has been had! In this episode, Candice and Terrence recap the gaucheries that was “Cuba”, the additional missing hours, and where our faves end up by the episodes conclusion. What is happening? Why is it happening? We don't know, but we venture on in hope of beautiful Villaneve moments to come. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to sha...
Mar 26, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 4
We're back with part two, as we answer a handful of the many inbox queries in this portion of the Snackisode. Tensions are rising as those who are an episode ahead aren’t the happiest. Are we still on the road to a Villaneve smash or is the fandom on a train of devastation as its final destination? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us u...
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Greetings from the bad place! In this weeks Snackisode, Candice and Terrence attempt to justify the choices made in the season so far, but with the Polastris running on low faith as Terrence is resigned to doom and gloom, can Candice light the way to Villaneve being cannon in spite of where the episode left us? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or...
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Season 4Ep. 3
We were warned there would be highs and lows for those who were team Villaneve yet we still were not ready for what appeared on screen! As the recap continues, join us as we cling desperately to what we know for sure while the show drives us ever closer to the end of the series once and for all. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up o...
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Where is the love? In classic clown fashion Candice and Terrence lament on the opera like queer despair on display, by splicing vintage opera pieces that came to mind! Listen along as these queers breakdown all of the just and unjust goings on in London Russia, Cuba, and beyond. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our soci...
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 3
We asked and you’ve answered: getting into the inbox to collectively console and comfort the fandom as we express concerns about connectivity and the overall vision. Is this the cost of the payoff we crave? Will we still want it after this emotional gauntlet? What if our wildest dreams go the way of the “planet” Pluto? Hang on tight as the Snackisode concludes. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by ...
Mar 12, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Hey hoes, we're back for part two and Candice is still screaming about her Faux Jafari muse as she desperately tries to make sense of Eve Polastri and her het shenanigans. We also ponder, how often did Nelle write Eve, and what could she have possibly said in those letters. Is Helene playing Eve like a sapphic fiddle, are we seeing Carolyn at the most vulnerable she's ever been? Why is Eve so goddamn angry all the time, and what does it all mean???? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelin...
Mar 12, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Greetings fellow clowns, and welcome to another melodramatic AF episode of Well Well Villanelle! Because we're still mourning the events of "Don't Get Eaten" we decided to open up the show, with what felt like the most appropriate music we could find. It's sad and a bit scary, but you can still drop it low, which is exactly how we're feeling about Killing Eve. We remain in the dolefuls with a heavy dose of RAGE- but still ready and always willing to twerk for Villaneve in #clownmakeupcontour. Jo...
Mar 12, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Hey hoes, we're here to recap, but still very much in the dolefuls. As a result, this just might be the shortest Killing Eve recap we've ever done. Between Terrence's drunken quietness and Candice's unbridled rage, many a pregnant pause was had, while other expletives were edited out. What can even be said? The cloister is full of bullies, Eve has super hearing, and Villanelle really needs a hug!!!! As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Season 4Ep. 2
We're back for the 3rd and final installment of this first Snackisode for Killing Eve Series 4. Continuing where we left off, we address the many muses you wonderful clowns sent in, while Candice's cow continues to float aimlessly across Europe. Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr is scant this week as we tried to avoid being spoiled, but Favorite Line of the Week is back, even though favorites were hard to find in the premiere episode. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we di...
Mar 05, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Sappho, where are you??? We need you desperately. In this second part to the first official snack of the season, the muses begin to unroll as Candice and Terrence attempt to address some of the burning questions about where the show appears to be headed. There will be future plot musings, desires for a speedy sub plot wrap up, and of course a missing hours reveal! Join us in our clownery and speculation as we check out additional promo drops from Killing Eve official, and dive into listener muse...
Mar 05, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Greetings fellow clowns! We are both still reeling from the time jump side effects, and still have many questions that remain unanswered. Are we in a bizarro universe? The nausea from men having too many lines is proving to be more trouble than it’s worth. How long until we get more Villaneve scenes that won’t crush us? In this first part, Candice and Terrence begin with an extended muse of desperation, before heading to Revelations to talk all things keeping up with our favorite thespians. Ther...
Mar 05, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Back for part two you clowns, and the chaos continues! If you're wondering if there have been real tears in response to Eve rejecting Villanelle, you would be right! Candice is down bad and remains down bad. In this second half there's a lot of things to discuss. Eve runs into Carolyn and pretends to not want the drugs in the manilla folder, Carolyn actually offers to pay Eve for THE FIRST TIME EVER (it must be noted), all while Nelle struggles at the cloister with a doting May. Real tears for V...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Hey hoes!!! We're officially back with our first recap for series 4 episode one entitled "Just Dunk Me". It's been nearly 2 years, but the wait is finally over. We are back in Killing Eve town, but it's several months later, and many things have changed. Eve has acquired "new skills" (and new het baggage), Villanelle is living in a cloister with a not so secret, secret admirer, and Carolyn has been demoted in favor of a man. It's safe to say that all of our murder gals are down bad, and we're no...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Hey hoes! We're back for our final installment of this pre-season snack, and naturally the mayhem continues. The Killing Eve releases haven's stopped, and this just might be our most packed Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr segment ever. There's even more BTS and new interviews that lead to outrageous muses. How does Villanelle know who Martin is? Will Helene try and use Eve against her love? There's so much to consider!!! (Disclaimer: Yes, there is still plenty of screaming. Please adjust your volume a...
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 25 min0
*** WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS AND SPECTACULARLY UNHINGED MUSINGS ARE IN THIS EPISODE *** What can even be said about this part, we're at QUEERCON1! It's like DEFCON1, but more dramatic. It's ridiculous! We discovered the released episode titles, like perhaps many of you have, and we have several thoughts and feelings. While it may all prove to be total malarky and we will once again be clad in our #clownmakeupcontour, it's safe to say we've fully committed to ALL of the shenanigans. Per usual,...
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 19 min0
