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Welcome To Meet You

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Welcome To Meet You everybody; the podcast where Robbie Armfield and Dart Sultan broadcast their friendship for your entertainment.
 
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Episodes

Michael Ryan

Michael Ryan, Michael Ryan, Michael Ryan. Lorde, Addison Rae and Will Smith. Authenticity, power, cringe and watching Grown Ups 2 on shrooms. It's providence baby. D&R ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Jul 08, 20251 hr 28 min

Net Negative Upload

Question: Yeah this ep is fine... but is it worth the damage it's doing to the enviroment? Answer: No. Robbie debriefs us about his spirit enriching travels throughout the top end of Australia. Dart de-briefs himself whilst in a k-hole. And finally, Sinners (2025) - is it worth the hype? All this and more on this week's episode of Welcome To Meet You! D+R ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Jun 24, 20251 hr

Sent from my iPad

Welcome To Meet You! Robbie and Dart unpack season 2 of Nathan Fielder's bizarre and inspired creation 'The Rehearsal'. The return of Doctor Cock, Robbie's experience at the 2025 Nimbin MardiGrass, Dart's new iPad and Robbie's new TV. Best listened to on an iPad! D+R ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Jun 10, 20251 hr 17 min

We Need To Talk About Russell

Hey Uncs, Welcome to meet you! Russell Crowe has new music out and it's funny as. Robbie recalls his time in a high school improv troupe and Dart assaults us with cringe he witnessed at his first improv show. The La's, yummy coffees and dead rats. And tell us, have you ever had a decent feed at a Gloria Jeans? Be safe and healthy, D+R ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

May 27, 20251 hr 16 min

Breathless Agony

Well, well.... WELL. If it isn't the Piss Cult. Take a seat would you? *Queefs* This episode, we're investigating the liminal horror that is 'Dead Internet Theory'. Pride, injury, masculinity and of course a Will Smith update. Enjoy and live merrily, The WTMY Team LLC. ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

May 01, 20251 hr 18 min

Fear and Loathing on the Crown Princess

Dart regales us with tales from his recent and ill fated cruise to New Zealand. Romance, terror and a whole lot of room service. Drake Vs. Kendrick, overintellectualizing, Brett Lee and the Barefoot Challenge. "Your feet are bare and you're out in public somewhere." Please send your own submissions for the barefoot challenge to us on the socials and enjoy the ep. With arms wide open, D+R ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Mar 24, 202558 min

Yacht Rock w Jim Rindfleish (Mildlife)

Doobie, Steely, Toto, Loggins... The smooth semi-soft adult-oriented sound of late 70s and early 80s jazz-inflected bands was eventually labelled "yacht rock". We discuss HBO's 'Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary' with Jim Rindfleish, aficionado of the genre/era and sultry hands behind the effortlessly groovy skins of Mildlife. ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Mar 02, 20251 hr 20 min

Pod To Woody

A Complete Unknown (2024), your disgusting stories, small town life and how to deal with bullies. DAVID LYNCH FOREVER INTO INFINITY. Enjoy x ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES

Jan 22, 20251 hr 3 min

For your consideration

Me: "Happy 2025 gorgeous." *kisses you softly on the lips* You: *unresponsive* Me: "Gorgeous?" ___________________________ Gladiator 2, Rob & Bride's wedding, Ellen DeGeneres: For Your Approval (2024) and Missing Richard Simmons. Guys let's fucking get it. Can we do that? Can we get it for once? Reach out in the inbox or at wtmypod@gmail.com with your disgusting stories. Appreciate your patience, hope you enjoy. R+D ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EX...

Jan 10, 20251 hr 9 min

BRB

We're taking a brief hiatus while Robbie gets married. See you December! Love, D+R ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES

Nov 15, 20244 min

Contractions

We're back! We're so fucking back. The boys dive head first into 'Dawkins Vs. Peterson: Memes & Archetypes'. Schoolies, cinema etiquette. Robbie moved, his wedding fast approaching. And Dart goes into labour… Enjoy. D+R ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Nov 08, 20241 hr 22 min

The People Vs. Joker 2

Dart threw Robbie a Bucks and Joker 2 came out. ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES

Oct 09, 202448 min

Nosexua

Experience.... the new sex... welcome to... Nosexua. Chris Lilley's weird new YouTube content, the Australian Office, FKA Twigs, Dart's metal cruise and big changes for Rob. It's all happening and it's all a part of Nosexua. ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Sep 25, 202449 min

The HECS Factor w Frankie Rowsthorn

Welcome to meet you gang! This week, we had the absolute pleasure of being joined by Triple J broadcaster, Comedian and X-factor possessor, Frankie Rowsthorn. Together, we dissect Raygun's much anticipated appearence on 'The Project' (originally aired on Wednesday 4 September 2024). Frankie shares what its like having a famous Aussie icon for a Dad, as well as their shared experience on 2023's 'The Amazing Race Celebrity Edition'. We reminisce on the surreal cultural moment where the internet be...

Sep 10, 20241 hr 16 min

Massage Story

This episode was filmed and is available to view on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/lbU3EbbKjZc Folks, welcome to Massage Story. Not even going to explain why the episode is called Massage Story. Because if you know, you know (and probably wish you didn't). But if you don't know, well hawk tuah baby pucker up. Oasis are back! Woohoo! Yippee! The Manchester brothers have seemingly patched things up and are hitting the road. What does this mean for the world? What does this mean for us? And what th...

Sep 03, 202440 min

Powderfinger (PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER)

We upload exclusive episodes every other week on our Patreon. Get access to this full Patreon ep (and all past eps) here: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80070653&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan Every cent goes to supporting the show. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Dart is a little low this week after ending a relationship. Robbie and Dart dissect the crap Raygun response. Dart shares a completely mental story he received from a work mate ...

Aug 28, 20242 min

Fungus, Crocs and Perfect Pastries

Hey Piss Cult! Lovely to be back. The Olympics (Raygun, Snoop Dogg, Hawk Tuah Girl, etc) and PR mastery. In particular, J. K. Rowling's fascinating fall from grace as 'Moldemort'. Dart "drank from the cup of life" (night on the town and a therapeutic booking (of the sexual variety)) and Robbie "spilled it all over his jeans"... But it's all good coz we exist at the perfect time to experience planet earth's greatest artistic export: Wet Leg. Enjoy and bottoms up! CLICK HERE FOR PATREON, DISCORD, ...

Aug 21, 202454 min

Dart's Delivery Service

This episode was filmed and is able to be viewed here: https://youtu.be/w745wyK8AbU Welcome To Meet You my darlings! The long awaited Pokemon pack opening ep is here! We are opening a standard pack of Pokemon cards that we got from 7/11 over 3 months ago and have had 4 fights over (hope it's worth it!). Dart is fighting the power by subscribing to a healthy food service and buying sparkling water in bulk from Amazon. Robbie recounts his childhood nightmares at the hands of his cousins (and their...

Jul 31, 202459 min

Burp World

This episode was filmed and can be viewed here: https://youtu.be/T9DjSpCa2Mo?si=M0ZCXWKXtEut4DmX Welcome to Burp Wolrd folks! *burp* For this episode, the boys are recording from Rob's home, toilet and office (aka his car parked at Clovelly, NSW). They discuss share house faux pas, as well as what's worse; farts, bad breath or stinky feet? Of course a trip to the menajerie is on the cards this week. Well overdue! The boys dive into James Blake's and Lil Yachty's 2024 collaberation album 'Bad Cam...

Jul 17, 202447 min

From Where You'd Kava Be

*Originally posted to Patreon on 31 May 2024.* Bula vinaka! Coming from where you'd rather be! Or in this case, where you'd KAVA be! (like the title). Robbie and Dart embrace island life by drinking kava. Dart finally cracks the conspiracy of his constantly drenched bathroom, Robbie trip sits Dart and tells of recent Fijian getaway, Dart had a Lynchian barber experience, and a spoiler free discussion of 'Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga'. The boys weigh in on the Rick Rubin Vs. Jacob Collier debate: is a...

Jul 03, 20241 hr 51 min

Profound or Pathetic

Hey Brats! Hey you devilish, cheeky little fucking Brats! Welcome to another episode of the podcast you love to Brat out to. This one's available to watch too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaQE_097AzU&t=2s. Bridie and Dart discuss Yorgos Lanthimos' polarizing 2024 film 'Kinds of Kindness' over a McChicken in the park. We touch on Charli XCX's new album... (hmm what's it called again?.... oh yeah!) BRAD! Also Dart recounts his rewarding experiences attending two Yasiin Bey concerts. Your s...

Jun 26, 20241 hr 15 min

Paging Dr. Cock [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR REGULAR EXCLUSIVE WEEDCASTS Daniel Kitson's latest show "Collaborator", belligerent coworkers, Sydney film fest, Dart's alleyway heroism, and the latest from the minds of Detective Kim Kardashian! ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Jun 13, 20246 min

Dreaming of a brighter tomorrow

VIDEO AVAILABLE ON OUR YOUTUBE The lads watched Sofia Coppola's first film, the Virgin Suicides (1999) at the Sydney Opera House, Dart quizzes Robbie about wet dreams, the menagerie of internet finds is back AND a fresh segment for Robbie to showcase his penchant for photography. Dart had a breakdown in Robbie's presence causing him to finally confront his neighbours about the shared bathroom issues. This leads to a larger discussion about mental health and the newsworthiness of suicide. Of cour...

Jun 05, 20241 hr 30 min

From Where You'd Kava Be [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR REGULAR EXCLUSIVE WEEDCASTS Kava ceremony, Robbie's Fiji getaway, Dart's bathroom conspiracy solved, Lynchian barber experience and menagerie of humourous internet finds. Full episode available to watch or listen to on our Patreon! Vinaka vakalevu! ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

May 31, 20246 min

A Clockwork Black

Waddup Slime? The boys kicked it off with a pass ag royal inquisition conducted by Rob into Dart's extensive teeth brushing routine. However, any wounds are healed as the boys warmly recall a special boozy sleep over night that resulted in Robbie presenting Dart with a very special proposal. The menagerie is opened on this ep for general viewing and Robbie recounts a real life, tragic, but curious encounter. Continued love for our kind Patreons! Join here for exclusive stuff: linktr.ee/welcometo...

May 23, 20241 hr 4 min

the girl with the flower in her hair [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR REGULAR EXCLUSIVE WEEDCASTS In this one: Baby Reindeer, Kendrick v Drake, and IGA micro-aggressions. Outro: i.v & Detente - Burnout / Mechanical Pencils ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

May 16, 20246 min

Champions

E Komo Mai To Meet You! Welcome back to a podcast so sexual, you will want to shove a tennis racket up your arse. We saw Challengers (2024). It got Dart super horny, but unfortunately Robbie was distracted by a broken chair and bar obstructing his view. Drug induced revelations, Bitcoin, Dart’s low hanging wall art, Robbie’s trip to Hawai’i, and Sam Campbell’s recent Australian stand-up show! A hui hou, D + R ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPI...

May 08, 20241 hr 32 min

Legally Blind [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR REGULAR EXCLUSIVE WEEDCASTS ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Apr 24, 20246 min

The Curse EXPLAINED

Eyyyyy. The boys are back but Dart has long covid :(... :3 We finally dive into Nathan Fielder and Benny Safdie's masterpiece 'The Curse' (2023), starring them and Emma Stone. For optimal listening, watch all 10 episodes prior (available on Paramount Plus). Enjoy and feel free to share your thoughts on the DISCORD , SOCIALS or EMAIL: wtmypod@gmail.com WE LOVE OUR PATREONS. JOIN HERE FOR REGULAR EXCLUSIVE EPS. And big thanks too to the fine people over at Blacked . com and Neurodol for their spon...

Apr 17, 20241 hr 45 min

The Man Of Honour [PATREON EXCLUSIVE TEASER]

Join the Welcome To Meet You Patreon for exclusive fortnightly episodes! linktr.ee/welcometomeetyou In this one: Two Weddings and a Bluesfest... Intro: Louis Cole - Tiny Losses Outro: Louis Cole - End of The Night ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE SIGN UP HERE TO GET ACCESS TO OUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODES...

Apr 11, 20243 min
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