Cat makes surprise return home four days after being cremated. Drunk Las Vegas Woman Stole Coffin with Body from Funeral Home. Woman Set Fires in Greece to Watch Firefighters and Flirt. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Sep 09, 2024•16 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Machete-wielding naked Floridaman attacked mailboxes in southwest Florida. Machete-wielding Floridaman vandalizes mosque, leaves bacon at door. Florida woman brings two machetes to an axe-throwing bar. Machete-wielding Florida maintenance man accused of threatening pickleball players. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check o...
Sep 06, 2024•21 min
Claw machine games are Rio de Janeiro’s new public enemy. The first teacherless AI classroom set to open in London. Lonely dolphin may be behind series of attacks on swimmers in Japan. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Sep 05, 2024•22 min
Witch doctor under house arrest for failing to “resurrect” dead person. 1 in 3 vegetarians admits to eating meat when drunk. Workers in Japan can’t quit their jobs. They hire resignation experts to help. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funn...
Sep 04, 2024•21 min
Wells Fargo Bank employee found dead in her cubicle 4 days after last scanning into work. South Korea district offers 1 million won just for starting romantic relationship. Husband admits adding cocaine, MDMA to wife's Cokes in hopes he would marry her daughter. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://insta...
Sep 03, 2024•17 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman pulled out a gun when she was denied dog adoption. Florida woman walked around outside naked during neighbor's birthday party. Floridaman wields machete and demands people buy his meth at the mall. Florida Woman Arrested After Lesbian Threesome In Public Pool. *See video - https://youtu.be/Ij7p2XFDx6E?si=cDMQ3AbrNuCfBMB0 // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Ch...
Aug 30, 2024•18 min
Coworkers left office worker alone on a mountain during hiking employee retreat. French opens up naturist exhibition to nude visitors. Fighting sexual temptation? Play badminton, Hong Kong tells teenagers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 29, 2024•18 min
Woman learns she is allergic to her own period. Romanian infiltrates the police force and works as an officer for over a year. Taliban bans women from singing and reading in public. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 28, 2024•16 min
Austrian surgeon let his teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull' Companies in China suspend work for employees to play new video game, Black Myth: Wukong. Legendary rock band faked farewell tour to sell more tickets. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 27, 2024•15 min
Chick-fil-A plans to launch streaming service with original shows. Late French film star Alain Delon wanted his dog buried with him. World's oldest man says 'it's just luck and fried food' as he celebrates 112th birthday. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 26, 2024•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman bleeding after hair transplant arrested for refusing to leave plane. Florida’s official tourism site removes ‘LGBTQ Travel’ section. Floridaman jailed for impersonating a pizzeria and delivering disgusting pies. Floridaman doctor couldn't hear colonoscopy patient scream because he wasn't wearing hearing aids. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the off...
Aug 23, 2024•18 min
Hackers may have stolen the Social Security numbers of every American. College football team will wear QR codes for in-game tipping. Apartment complex bills woman who died $15,000 for breaking her lease. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 22, 2024•23 min
Man in hospital after being slapped in the face by a whale’s tail . Woman who was filmed performing a sex act with a trout faces court. In This Michigan Town, the Mayor Was a Dog. Now, They’ve Elected a Horse. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 21, 2024•15 min
Flights cancelled in Japan after scissors go missing. Woman admits being part of monkey torture network. Couple sues Atlanta hospital for allegedly losing part of patient's skull following brain surgery. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 20, 2024•17 min
Iowa man allegedly shoots his father in face after complaint about smelly feet. Woman tries to run boyfriend over with car on their way to couples therapy. Alaska Airlines flight makes sudden diversion after pilot says he's not certified to land the plane. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.c...
Aug 19, 2024•16 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Annual Florida Python hunt: Florida has dangerous animals that can kill and here's a list of the deadliest. Floridaman drives semi truck into Tampa strip club after being kicked out. Florida Boaters Keep Finding Cocaine in the Water. Floridaman stabbed roommate over argument on who spent the most on fueling their car. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the offic...
Aug 16, 2024•19 min
The Taliban are working to woo tourists to Afghanistan. Cats appear to grieve death of fellow pets – even dogs, study finds. New Zealand hospital apologizes after a man was circumcised without his consent. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 15, 2024•18 min
Dublin Zoo enlists help of breastfeeding mothers to encourage female orangutan bond with her newborn. American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing After Passenger Spots Lice In Woman's Hair. MAGA fans call for boycott of Dunkin Donuts: ‘The Bud Lite treatment’. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://in...
Aug 14, 2024•17 min
Cult-Favorite Japanese 7-Eleven Sandos and Snacks Are Coming to the U.S. Call for Buddhists to Stop Donating Energy Drinks to Monks. Lady stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from school meal program. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 13, 2024•18 min
Blasting 'glitter' into Mars' atmosphere could make it more habitable, say scientists. Man in Thailand arrested for stealing women’s underwear, says his wife doesn’t have the ones he likes. Woman dies after getting caught in baggage carousel at Chicago airport. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instag...
Aug 12, 2024•15 min
FORIDA FRIDAY - Hurricane Debby washes over $1 million of cocaine onto a Florida beach. Florida woman hurls burrito at husband after argument over Taco Bell. Florida woman arrested for DUI during Hurricane Debby blamed storm winds for failed sobriety test. Florida man wanted for stealing $1,000 worth of adult toys. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://...
Aug 09, 2024•17 min
Chess Player Suspended After Allegedly Poisoning Her Rival. Ontario Premier requests Wasaga beach visitors not poop in the sand. American woman found in Indian forest had been chained to tree for 40 days. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 08, 2024•21 min
Indian airline now allows women to purchase seats away from the creepy men. Man Arrested After Assaulting a Toyota Prius. Users are lifting lady hosts' skirts remotely during live-streams in China. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 07, 2024•21 min
New York State bill bans classrooms that reach 88 degrees and hotter. Middle school bans all-black clothing, citing mental health concerns. Louisiana governor tells parents against Ten Commandments in classrooms: 'Tell your child not to look'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Aug 06, 2024•15 min
French Pole Vaulter’s Large Bulge Costs Him an Olympic Medal. This Texas Bar's Weekly Dildo Races Create Fun Vibes. Baby Karens are nearly extinct. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 05, 2024•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs’. Florida woman drowns her roommate's pet spider in ginger ale. Florida mom accused of screwing nail into daughter's buttocks. Floridaman arrested after he lassos alligator, ties it to fence, then calls 911. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy ...
Aug 02, 2024•23 min
Man in Indonesia stabs another man to death over chicken or egg debate. Australian hockey star amputates finger to play at Olympics. Unseasoned chicken led to brawl with bug spray, fists and knives. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Aug 01, 2024•20 min
Corpse shortage in Scotland as medical student enrollment rises. Disney World axes ‘offensive’ bear Liver Lips McGrowl from show. Japan cracks down on use of rideable electric suitcases amid tourist boom. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jul 31, 2024•17 min
Champagne sales down worldwide in 2024 because of a lack of 'cheer'. New York bans realistic active shooter drills in schools. Doctors surgically remove 40cm bottle gourd from farmer’s rectum. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jul 30, 2024•15 min
Boneless chicken wings can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court rules. Japanese supermarkets begin tracking and optimizing workers' smiles. Texas football coach marries stripper nicknamed 'pole assassin' with pet monkey.// SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jul 29, 2024•16 min
