Four Tops singer says hospital put him in straitjacket after not believing he was in Four Tops. A restaurant wanting a ‘grown and sexy’ vibe bans diners under 30. Man breaks into former Chick-fil-A co-worker's home to 'perform exorcism'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Jun 13, 2024•28 min
Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed. Chiquita Banana Co found liable for financing terrorist group. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jun 12, 2024•21 min
Venomous flying spiders with 4-inch legs spread across East Coast. Catholic priest keeps job after reportedly claiming Jesus died with an erection. Canadian walking her dog finds more than 40 rotisserie chickens in the woods. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jun 11, 2024•19 min
Woman Who Shops in Her Sleep: Rare Disorder called 'Sleep Shopping'. Texas library must reinstate books with 'butts and farts,' court says. Tokyo govt to launch dating app to boost birth rate. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jun 10, 2024•23 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Lab-grown meat isn’t on store shelves yet, but Florida has already banned it. Florida woman called 911 on herself during attempted carjacking. ‘You’re not allowed to stop me’: Florida woman leads officers on chase. Floridaman Caught Pushing Stolen Coca-Cola Fridge Through Neighborhood. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.c...
Jun 07, 2024•17 min
Why scientists say we need to send clocks to the moon. Elders Of Amazon Tribe Slam Elon Musk's Starlink For Exposing Young Members To Porn, Social Media. Online shop selling USED TAMPONS to strangers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jun 06, 2024•25 min
Flavor Flav Orders Entire Red Lobster Menu in Effort to Save Company. Idaho bar declares June ‘Heterosexual Awareness Month’ with free beers for straight men. France Arrests Three People After Coffins Found at Eiffel Tower. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jun 05, 2024•18 min
Humans May Be Able to Grow New Teeth Within Just 6 Years. Texas professors sue to fail students who seek abortions. Orange juice makers consider using alternative fruit as prices skyrocket. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jun 04, 2024•18 min
Italian village with 46 residents has 30 local election candidates. Spanish tourist town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for bachelor and bachelorette parties. Massachusetts teacher on leave after holding mock slave auction and using racial slurs. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fu...
Jun 03, 2024•20 min
FLORDA FRIDAY - Shirtless Florida man tries to rob a Wendy’s with finger guns blazin. Florida men of stole 150 gallons of used cooking oil. Florida couple had sex on Naples Pier at 4:30pm. Florida child brings hollowed-out, inert grenade to elementary school. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagra...
May 31, 2024•26 min
South Korea Offers Cash for Vasectomy Reversals in Bid to Boost Languishing Birth Rate. Mariachis attack flame-swallower as Mexico’s disputes between street performers reaches new high. Student council apologizes over giving girl group's used water bottles away as prizes at a talent show. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW ...
May 30, 2024•19 min
Ramen lovers continue to eat noodles as restaurant goes up in flames around them. 81-year-old arrested after police say he terrorized a California neighborhood with a slingshot. North Korea reportedly sends balloons carrying excrement into the South. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fun...
May 29, 2024•22 min
Mexican cartels taking control of tortilla industry. Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear. Scientists brew killer bee beer. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
May 28, 2024•17 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Grandma Groped Goofy at Disney World. Floridaman criminal found ‘folded’ in a dryer. Florida Priest bites woman at Mass after denying her the body of Christ cookie. Floridaman offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral pleasures. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram...
May 24, 2024•24 min
Your Dogs Can Now Fly in Luxury With a New Airline Just for Them. Daily Cannabis Use Outpaced Daily Alcohol Use For First Time In U.S. Queer animal documentary featuring bisexual lions accused of pushing a ‘satanic gay agenda’. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
May 23, 2024•30 min
Louisiana could become first state to require Ten Commandments be displayed in classrooms. BLACK SABBATH's Music Is Not Good For Getting A Bear Out Of A Tree. NC Senate approves bill making it a crime to wear a mask in public. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
May 22, 2024•25 min
Swiss court bans ‘racist’ Mexican food brand ‘Bimbo’. Stop signs replace Oakland traffic lights to deter copper theft. Scientists Confirm Microplastics Now Detected in Evevery Human Testicle. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
May 21, 2024•24 min
Korean man has inappropriate relations with a pink Tesla for three hours. 706 people named Kyle got together in Texas, but wasn’t enough for a world record. Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
May 20, 2024•24 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teen says she was denied entry to prom for wearing a suit. Gov. DeSantis signs bill raising age to strip in Florida, combats human trafficking. Miami Beach Police rolls out world’s first Rolls-Royce police car. Floridaman named Yoda arrested for burglary. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jone...
May 17, 2024•28 min
Pope Set To Hold Press Conference on Aliens and the Supernatural. Man arrested for releasing his fluids on Whole Foods shopper. Texas man has world’s oldest skydiver record at 106 years old. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagr...
May 16, 2024•21 min
Tokyo Police Arrest Yakuza Leader For Stealing 25 Pokemon Trading Cards. Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches. Killer whales attack and sink sailing boat off Gibraltar. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
May 15, 2024•17 min
Flavor Flav is the official hype man for the US women’s water polo team. YouTuber runs over pedestrian while streaming under the influence. Scorpions invade southwest Las Vegas valley neighborhoods. // how your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy ...
May 14, 2024•20 min
Plane passenger climbs into the overhead bin of US Southwest Airlines flight and takes a nap. Angry guy assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese. Woman Found Living in Supermarket Store Sign with Computer and Coffee Maker for a Year.// Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website ...
May 13, 2024•17 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Claims He Caught A Time Traveler Coming Out Of His Shed. Floridaman arrested after biting off piece of cop’s head at music festival. Floridaman arrested for pulling AR-15 rifle on Uber driver dropping off daughter. Miami voted Best U.S. City for Nude Gardening. Floridaman stopped at Miami International Airport with snakes in his pants. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon...
May 10, 2024•26 min
Zoogoers outraged to discover ‘panda’ exhibit was actually dogs dyed black and white. Women are paying big money to scream, smash sticks in the woods in a rage ritual. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://Weird...
May 09, 2024•28 min
British darts star forfeits match after refusing to face trans darts player. Bear devours ducklings during kid's birthday party at Seattle Zoo. Lady drives through Fenway Park gate, crashes into forklift. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host ...
May 08, 2024•23 min
Man says his emotional support alligator was kidnapped. Loch Ness monster: NASA urged to help as new search begins. Restaurant worker put his genitals in jar of jelly. Scientists say active volcano is spewing gold. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FO...
May 07, 2024•28 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested after ‘throwing pasta with sauce’ amid road rage incident. 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at Florida stores three times in a month. ‘Really dumb decision:’ Florida woman apologizes for assault rifle photoshoot outside daycare. 85-year-old Floridaman alleges prostitute carjacked him after sex. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird ...
May 04, 2024•31 min
Woman in England told she is dead and she would like answers even tho dead people don't get answers. Man murdered his friend because he thought he was sacrificing him to Bigfoot but also meth. Volcano in Antarctica spews $6k worth of gold each day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - ...
Apr 30, 2024•13 min
Pet cat was shipped 650 miles in Amazon return package by accident. Mona Lisa is gonna be sent to the basement at the Louvre museum. Retired chiropractor kills Elvis Impersonator using chlorophyll during kinky intercourse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on You...
Apr 30, 2024•25 min
