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Web Crawlers

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Ali Segel and Melissa Stetten discuss pop culture, TV, viral stories, unsolved mysteries, creepy cults, scammers, and everything unsettling in between. “They maintain a loose, upbeat dynamic as they fall down rabbit holes, which means listeners can comfortably dip their toes into the deeply unsettling and unexplained, but won’t walk away feeling, well, haunted.” (Vanity Fair, 2020)

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Episodes

Bimbo News: Soup Candy & Crab Legs Addiction

Rats eating evidence room drugs, woman scammed by fake Keanu, extending dogs lives, Instagram green card marriage scam, Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively lawsuit, celebs with high IQs, and more! TV: Severance Movies: Paris, Texas Books: Yellowface by R.F. Kuang Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://...

Jan 27, 20251 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 577

Bimbo News: Justice for Luigi & Lively

We might not die from black plastic after all, goblin pizza, kid calls 911 for help with math, Luigi Mangione’s haircut, Blake Lively lawsuit, and more! - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 24, 202439 minSeason 1Ep. 576

Bimbo News: E. coli & Giant Pumpkin Raft

Giant pumpkin used as raft. E-coli is everywhere. Man smuggled 200 tarantulas taped to his body. Man in bear costume robbed cars. Human head washed ashore in florida. Jay Leno fell down a hill, and more! - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Ac...

Nov 23, 202448 minSeason 1Ep. 575

Bimbo News: Bank Glitch & Butt Eggs

Japanese village full of puppets, swallowing AirPods, woman divorced ghost, Chase bank “glitch,” Delphi murders update, man put 15 eggs in his butt, NFL teams eat an insane amount of Uncrustables, and more! Book: Margo’s Got Money Troubles - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter....

Nov 04, 202457 minSeason 1Ep. 574

Bimbo News: Piss Bandit & Do Nothing Friends

Pet found in attic 30 years later, “Do Nothing Friend” makes $80k a year, blind woman regains sight after hitting head, Pasadena piss bandit, Al Pacino’s Shrek phone case, spoiler-free The Substance and Smile 2 review, and more! Book: A Short Stay in Hell by Steven L. Peck - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   S...

Oct 21, 202455 minSeason 1Ep. 573

Bimbo News: Alligator Boat Captain & Controlling the Weather

Poop volcano, Poltergeist house Airbnb, men stalking internet kids, Lana Del Rey married alligator boat captain, we like Sabrina Carpinter, Marjorie Greene thinks the weather can be controlled, Garth Brooks sexual assault allegations, Menendez Bros show, Melissa saw Megalopolis, and more! Book: This Time Tomorrow by Emma Straub - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626...

Oct 07, 20241 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 572

Bimbo News: Secret Babies, Pig Heads, & Fyre Fest 2

We were on Nightline, cruise ship hit iceberg, Fyre Fest 2, Lottie Moss OD’d on Ozempic, Dave Grohl baby drama, The Perfect Couple intro dance, and was Abe Lincoln gay?  Book: Into Thin Air - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See ...

Sep 16, 202453 minSeason 1Ep. 571

Bimbo News: Listeria, Salsa, & Chimps

Pilot on mushrooms, woman set fires to flirt with firefighters, burglar distracted by book, nudist colony couiple murdered, Oasis reuniting, paralympics, Kelly Clarkson’s salsa, Chimp Crazy, and more! Book: The Country Will Bring Us No Peace - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporte...

Sep 02, 202455 minSeason 1Ep. 570

Bimbo News: Breakdancing, Earthquakes, & Trap

Raygun’s breakdancing, earthquakes, stranded astronauts, Blake Lively drama, Katy Perry’s rough year, Ketamine Queen, Laci Peterson doc, (spoiler free) thoughts on Trap, and more! Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Aug 20, 20241 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 560

Bimbo News: Hot Olympians & Thick Necks

Biohazard on an airplane. Unfortunate pole vaulting incident. Invasive worms. Single man rented a billboard to get a date. Mathbox 20 commented on Ali’s IG. Big loser JK Rowling’s black mold infestation. Is Mr. Beast actually bad? Ali’s *hot* takes about Josh Hartnett, and more! - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch &n...

Aug 05, 202451 minSeason 1Ep. 559

Bimbo News: Biscuit Basin & Hot Spiders

Olympic spying, spider with “ample” genitalia, Katy Perry’s song denied by Kamala, King Charles’ horse bit a tourist, stolen lotto ticket, Ali discovers something about Kings of Leon, Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders show, what Melissa said to Javiar Bardem on her plane ride back from London, and more! Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes! Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  ...

Jul 25, 202454 minSeason 1Ep. 558

Bimbo News: Green Ooze & Bachelorette Rats

Gypsy Rose is pregnant. Woman thought her BF ghosted her but he was in coma. Green ooze in the Miami airport. Kevin Bacon wore prosthetics to be a normal person and hated it. Gwyneth’s diarrhea guest. Lily Allen’s Only Fans for feet. Rats on the Bachelorette. Emily St. John Mandel books, and more! Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   ...

Jul 12, 202453 minSeason 1Ep. 557

Bimbo News: Karen Read, Glen Powell's Urban Legend, & NBA Mormon Drama

We’re back from our “spring break” with the latest! Titanic museum mysteriously floods, NBA rookie mormon drama, Karen Read trial verdict, Glen Powell unknowingly spread an urban legend, Sherri Papini Hulu doc, justice for Chris Pine’s movie Poolman, Ali reads an exerpt from a book she loves, and our current favorite substack Trashley. Books: Priyanka Mattoo's Bird Milk & Mosquito Bones Lisa Jewell’s Then She Was Gone  Wabi Sabi The Wisdom in Imperfection Intro song: Joren Cain   O...

Jul 01, 202458 minSeason 1Ep. 556

Bimbo News: Special Announcement - We're Taking A Spring Break!

We're gonna take a little spring break for the next few weeks from Bimbo News, 90 Day Recraps, and Mailbag episodes. Patreon-only true crime episodes will come out as usual. See ya soon! [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 16, 20243 minSeason 1Ep. 555

Bimbo News: $30 Million Heist & Illegal Butt Injections

NEWS:Husband who deserted family found on dating apps in Texas. Surprising hedgehog rescue. Conjoined twins got married. Tori Spelling’s pig peed in her bed. $30 million in cash stolen from LA storage facility. Illegal butt injections, and more! BOOKS: Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead by Emily Austin - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.co...

Apr 09, 20241 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 554

90 Day Fiance Recap: Jasmine Explains Ovulation

90 Day Fiance Happily Every After Season 8 Ep 1: Emily & Kobe are getting ready to fly to Cameroon. Rob & Sophie are living apart in Austin. Nicole buys pajams for Mahmoud. Gino & Jasmine are on their honeymoon. Ashley teaches a spin class. 90 Day Fiance Happily Every After Season 8 Ep 2: Jasmine licks Gino’s feet & they meet with a lawyer who informs Gino he fucked up the visa paperwork. Kobe & Emily’s family are in Cameroon and her dad says “Wakanda.” Ed & Liz are in Ar...

Mar 28, 202450 minSeason 1Ep. 553

MAILBAG: Bloody Car & Cremation Scandal

VOICEMAILS: Joren’s questionable algorithm. HS bf loves Donnie Darko. Baby name blessing. Flor is early to work. Listener spotted blood on a car. Logistics of the Fear fingerbang scene. Getting your partner to watch 90 day. Cremation scandal. Good news from Dina in Canada.  - Theme song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Mar 28, 202433 minSeason 1Ep. 552

Bimbo News: Volvo Island & Hot Scientists

NEWS: Princess Kate’s annoucement. Pig kidney transplant. Blow dryer accident resulting in amputation. Volvo Island. John Hinckley Jr’s thoughts on Sydney Sweeney. Woman almost abducted by Uber driver in NYC, and more. TV: Quiet on Set. Three Body Problem MOVIES: Stormy Daniels doc Lauren Reeves Substack - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webc...

Mar 26, 202449 minSeason 1Ep. 551

MAILBAG: Surgeries & Chocolates

VOICEMAILS: Post tonsil removal. Chantel from 90 Day is difficult. Giving flight attendants chocolates. Kate Middleton Mother’s Day. 1996 movie Fear.  - Theme song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 21, 202426 minSeason 1Ep. 550

Bimbo News: Costco Gold & Gambling Debts

NEWS: More shit falling off Boeing planes. Costco is now selling gold. Meghan Markle’s lifestyle brand. New AI song. Bruno Mars is in serious gambling debt.  TV: Love is Blind. The Gentleman.   MOVIES: Ricky Stanicky  - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 19, 202441 minSeason 1Ep. 549

90 Day Fiance Recap: Gino's "Fan" Letter & Sizzling Gumbo

90 Day Fiance Season 10 Tell-All part 2: Jasmine reads a letter she “found” addressed to Gino. Citra didn’t know what a one night stand meant. Nick got a job in Atlanta. Clayton’s mom no longer lives in his closet. Jasmine and Nikki are scheming.  Single Life Season 4 Ep 11: Debbie leaves Miami. Chantal goes on one last date with Giannis. Natalie asks Michael to get back together.  - Theme songs: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Me...

Mar 14, 202442 minSeason 1Ep. 548

MAILBAG: Tork Talk Top That

VOICEMAILS: Anti-fish bandit. Tattoo vending machines. Nacho cheese lube. Fuck cancer. The end of the curse. Flash Forward. Def the Torkelsons. Top That! Naked Attraction encounter. Sleepover questions.  - Intro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 14, 202422 minSeason 1Ep. 547

Bimbo News: Kate's Royal Photoshop Mishap

NEWS: Kate Middleton photoshop drama. Boeing whistleblower found dead. Cecil hotel is for sale. Woman stuck in shipping container. The Oscars, and more! TV: Bachelor. Love is Blind. Grimm MOVIES: Dune 2, Missing, Searching BOOKS: Lessons in Chemistry - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Mar 12, 20241 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 546

MAILBAG: Japanese Coke & Drunk Dial

EMAILS: Be nicer to flight attendants.  VOICEMAILS: Sex before dinner. Coke Zero Plus for constipation. Happy Birthday Joren! We love you Dina. Imprinting on a baby like Jacob in Twilight. Sending love to Mikki. Drunk dialed by Carson City Britney Bitch. - Intro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 07, 202437 minSeason 1Ep. 545

90 Day Fiance Recap: Weddings, Breakup Texts, & Corn Stars

90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 18: Rob & Sophie, Clayton & Anali, Ashley & Manuel, and Sam & Citra get married. Nikki gets a breakup text from Justin.  90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 19 Tell-All part 1: Nikki and Justin have decided to be “close friends.” Jasmine loses her shit when she sees more footage from Gino’s bachelor party. Ashley’s mom doesn’t trust Manuel. Sophie’s mom still hates Rob the Knob.  Single Life Season 4 Ep 9: Tyray continues to be super awkward on dates. ...

Mar 06, 20241 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 544

Bimbo News: Live Wonka Disaster & No More Sleepovers

NEWS: The Glasgow Wonka experience. Kate Middleton hasn't been seen in public. Mother in-law threw red paint on bride. Jay Shetty is a liar. Dad drugged daughter’s friends at sleepover. Baldwin sister threw tampon at bartender, and more! TV: Bachelor. Traitors. Summer House. - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See...

Mar 05, 20241 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 543

MAILBAG: Opera & The Torkelsons

VOICEMAILS: Dina sings us some opera! A very good doggy. Eating crow. Stealing ATMS with trucks. Words of encouragement. Our show calms a dog. 90s show of a girl talking to the moon.  - Intro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 29, 202435 minSeason 1Ep. 542

Bimbo News: Mars, Mosquitoes, & El Chapo's Granddaughter

NEWS: Nasa needs volunteers for Mars simulation, El Chapo’s granddaughter searching for Loch Ness monster, Wendy Williams sad docuseries, Who TF Did I Marry TikTok series, guy on airplane tried to open door, dead mosquito solving crimes, and more! TV: Resident Alien, Bachelor BOOKS: Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow - Intro song: Joren Cain   Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.a...

Feb 27, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 541

90 Day Fiance Recap: Groom of Honor & Snail Festival

90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 16: It's wedding day for Gino and Jasmine; Clayton worries Anali won't show up at the altar; Citra & Sam get married; Nikki hopes she can trust Justin as she departs Moldova. Single Life Season 4 Ep 7 & 8: (34:35) Debbie meets Ruben’s dad. Natalie & Josh break up. Meghan visits John for the weekend. Tyray goes on a date. Chantel eats snails.  - Theme songs: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch &n...

Feb 23, 202459 minSeason 1Ep. 540

MAILBAG: Doink

VOICEMAILS: Jess from What’s Up Weirdo comes in HOT. Well wishes for our listeners. A new 90 Day watcher. Netflix anime. True Detective thoughts. Horrifying view into the neighbor’s window. Upcoming Pop Tart movie.  - Theme song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 22, 202428 minSeason 1Ep. 539
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