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WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

Follow the adventures of two idiots living and podcasting from an old worn down bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Enjoy sitting around a campfire and listening to funny tales and scary stories? Then this podcast if for you! So, if you don't have a stick up your ass, and you're messed up in the head like the rest of us. Come join us for a little fun.

Episodes

Until We Meet Again (Episode 89)

This week we talk about the movie Willy's Wonderland, Frank of Ireland, and Them. We also talk about our new show CREEPS IN THE NIGHT starting August 6th! This will be the last Episode of WE WON THE INTERNET thank you all for listening and we hope you join us with our new podcast. We will see you guys there!

Jun 26, 202125 min

Watch out it's a Baby! (Episode88)

This week we talk about the movie Awake. We also get into the series Sweet Tooth both on Netflix. On Can't Believe It's Not Google a lardo doesn't like fat chicks. All this and on We Won The Internet SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Oh Baby! Superman Dare to Care Tunnel of Love THE DARK WEB: Shocking Murder Stories...

Jun 19, 202146 min

Shape Shifter's Unite (Episode 87)

This week Logan and Sam talk the SYFY series Van Helsing. Is the SYFY channel finally making good content? We also get into the movie Super Me on Netflix. No, it's not about vegans getting fat at Mcdonalds. Listen and find out. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman's husband is doing her dirty. should she stay or go? All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Cannibal Caves No Mullets For Kim Pretty In Pink Fold Out Couch THE DARK WEB: Shape Shifters in Folklore ...

Jun 04, 202159 min

Who's getting canceled now? (Episode 86)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Army of the dead on Netflix. Is it a rotten corps of the genre? We also get into the show Mosquito coast on Apple TV. Looks like Apple is making some moves. We can't forget about our old favorite Sliders on Peacock. It's the old show that keeps on giving. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A bride's non binary sister is being an ass in both genders. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Subway Artist Canceled Jim Bakker...

May 28, 202155 min

Don't Dish It Out If You Can't Take It (Episode 85)

This week Logan and Sam talk about working from home, missing asshole coworkers, and the long awaited time of working without masks. Have you been vaccinated? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A man tries to rekindle a old love. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Burger Baby Great Balls Of Fire Mrs. Peebody Where's The Beef? THE DARK WEB: Near Internet blackouts SPONSOR: Unnatural Box...

May 21, 202157 min

I'm A Hustler, Baby (Episode 84)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the Documentary series Generation Hustle. Which are our favorite episodes and we want to learn how to be world class scammers too! Logan also talks about his ghost encounter or would we say non-encounter? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman complains about her husband's masturbation practices. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) cockroach debt Dick holes Ready... Fight! Mother's Day shocker THE DARK WEB: Alex Collier th...

May 14, 20211 hr 4 min

Attack of the killer tomatoes (Episode 83)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the series Hanna on Amazon prime and a fun little movie on Hulu called Spontaneous. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a mother gets a little too comfortable with her daughters house keys. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Poop Attack Vagina Pocket Tomato rage Tattoo THE DARK WEB: Odd Crimes and Arrests SPONSOR: Fomba Socks...

May 07, 202151 min

Finish him! (Episode 82)

This week on We Won The Internet Logan and Sam talk about the Masterpiece Mortal Kombat. Is it better than the original? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE should a woman leave because of some ass slapping? All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Head of the class Moving on up Lap Dance Good Luck Coin THE DARK WEB: Real Crazy Women Stealing Babies SPONSOR: Plot holes 3...

May 01, 202156 min

Q: Into the toilet (Episode 81)

This week Sam and Logan talk about the Documentary on HBO Called Q: into the storm. Who is Q? How did the movement fool so many people? We go over the crazy ride that is Q. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE should a man stay with a woman that refuses to give him oral? That's just bad manners in our book. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) She's just milking it! Stay away from carbs! Pay the piper in pennies He wants to be a nacho man THE DARK WEB: Stupid Crim...

Apr 23, 202159 min

Melissa McCarthy Should Be On Death Row (Episode 80)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the Documentary Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admissions Scandal. Are we really surprised rich people be scamming? We also get into the new Netflix Movie Thunder force. Does Melissa McCarthy poop out another turd? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman hooks up with an old high school teacher. Does she give him a passing grade? All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Angry Volkswagon Million Dollar Baby Bill Unwelcome G...

Apr 16, 202155 min

We'll be watching you (Episode 79)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the old TV series Nowhere man. It must be good cause it was only one season! We also get into the new documentary on Netflix Coded bias. Are you ready for the world to keep an eye on you? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a guy has a problem with his clone girlfriend. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/pastor-accused-of-farting-on-congregations-face-says-its-a-demonstration-of-gods-power-5654...

Apr 09, 202150 min

Honey, We shrunk the Willies! (Episode 78)

This week Sam tells us about the new movie on HBO Max Godzilla vs Kong. Is it a a giant pile of Gorilla poop? Logan tells us about the epic problem facing man kind. Are our Penises getting smaller? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a woman argues with her partner over a smelly situation. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://kutv.com/news/local/man-steals-little-caesars-pizza-and-breadsticks-leading-to-high-speed-chase-all-over-orem https://www.scmp.com/...

Apr 02, 202155 min

What would you do for chicken nuggets? (Episode 77)

This week Logan and Sam talk about Joe Biden falling all over himself. Sam talks about Falcon and winter soldier on Disney Plus and Logan goes on about Kevin Samuels a Image consultant on YouTube that talks some mean ass truth. . Also a woman's family thinks her boyfriend is ugly does he leave him?. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/912120 https://www.wkrn.com/news/crime-tracker/warrant-argument-over-chicken-nuggets-led-woman...

Mar 26, 202159 min

Be kind rewind (Episode 76)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the show See on Apple TV. Is it just a bunch of blind people wondering around? We then get into the Documentary The Last Blockbuster on Netflix. Do we really miss late fees and weirdo's in polo shirts? Also, I woman wants to know if her boyfriend is full of crap... He most likely is. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.newsweek.com/cheerleading-mom-accused-making-nude-deepfakes-incriminate-daughters-rivals-1575892 ...

Mar 19, 202154 min

I will not eat green eggs and ham (Episode 75)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the show the Head on HBO and the Amazon movie Coming 2 America. Is it as good as the first? You bet your ass it's not! We also get into the controversial canceling of cartoon characters. Is that smelly fake cat really that bad? A woman wants to know if getting a happy ending should end her relationship. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/german-prison-forced-to-change-600-locks-after-intern-sh...

Mar 13, 202159 min

Podcast Vato (Episode 74)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Chateau Vato. Is it a Latino Masterpiece? I'm guessing no. We also talk about awkward comments at the work place. Also, woman's boyfriend looks for racism, but is there really any to be seen? All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://cwbchicago.com/2021/01/man-stole-tow-truck-then-called-911-to-complain-because-victim-pulled-a-gun-on-him-prosecutors-say.html https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/north-carolina-woman-d...

Mar 06, 202149 min

Deadly Ocean eyes (Episode 73)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the dumb practice of gender reveals. We talk about the show The Crew with Kevin James on Netflix. Is it as good as King of Queens? We also get into the new Syfy show Resident Alien. Then a man's girlfriend doesn't give him his birthday wish. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/indonesian-woman-claims-that-gust-of-wind-impregnated-her-making-her-give-birth-within-one-hour-of-getting-pregnant-513...

Feb 27, 202155 min

Don't trust truckers with fake ID's (episode 72)

This week Logan and Sam talk about Valentine's day and the snow and cold in Texas. We also get into the Movie Bliss on Amazon prime and the movie Escape from Pretoria on Showtime. Also, on I can't believe it's not Google a man calls liar liar pants on fire on his girlfriend. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://katu.com/news/nation-world/teen-arrested-after-trying-to-get-fake-id-back-from-bar https://www.klfy.com/louisiana/not-again-baton-rouge-man-in-er...

Feb 20, 202152 min

She's trying to kill me! (Episode 71)

This week Sam talks about the award winning film 1917. Is it any good or just another BS Oscar pick. It's no Pluto Nash I'll tell you! Logan recommends a documentary called The Lady and the Dale. A crazy story about a boy who becomes a girl that becomes a con artist. Proving no matter what gender you claim you're still a piece of shit. On I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT GOOGLE a man's woman is to smelly and doesn't want to hear about it. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (lin...

Feb 13, 20211 hr

Everybody was Kong Fu fighting (Episode 70)

This week Logan tells us the ridiculous lengths he's seen people go to not wear masks. Sam tell us about the show Warrior on HBO while Logan finishes the last season of Cobra Kai. Old Logan was not impressed. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a man catches his wife sending snatch pics on Snap chat. Was it a business snatch pic like she clams? All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://abcnews.go.com/US/alleged-peeping-tom-fell-ceiling-womens-locker-room/story...

Feb 06, 202155 min

It's finger licking something. (Episode 69)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Pennyworth on Epix. Is it another DC failure? Then we get into the made for lifetime movie KFC's: A recipe for seduction. Can we handle Mexican Colonel Sanders and do we need a KFC gaming console? We think yes! Also on the show a guy can't get his wife to give him surprise BJ's. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/national-international/tsa-agent-convicted-of-tricking-woman-into-sh...

Jan 30, 202156 min

Fool me twice, shame on me (Episode 68)

This week Logan talks about his trip to Florida and his new passion for Alligator meat. Sam goes over the show Luther. It's another British TV show we can't understand. There is a new President and we are curious to see what is going to happen next. On I Can't believe it's not Google we talk about a insanely jealous girlfriend. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://amp.azcentral.com/amp/4211790001 https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-vagi...

Jan 23, 20211 hr 4 min

Oh Heaven's Gate! I think I lost my penis! (Episode 67)

This week we talk about Wonder woman the gift that keeps on shitting all over itself. We also get into the new version of the Stand on CBS all access. Is it as long as the book? Logan talks about his upcoming trip to Florida and his wife's long lost sister. Will she ask for money? If she is, I'll turn into the long lost brother-in-law. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://bgr.com/2021/01/01/flat-earth-sailing-attempt-fail/ https://www.thepigeonexpress.co...

Jan 08, 20211 hr

Surviving the Game. Bye 2020 (Episode 66)

This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Godfather of Harlem. We then get into the new Netflix show Death to 2020. We are so glad to get past that shit show. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://nypost.com/2020/12/24/bodybuilders-sex-doll-wife-breaks-right-before-christmas/?utm_source=reddit.com https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/women-fight-over-ps5-at-walmart-drawing-crowd https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Police-Man-steals-mini-snow-plow-crashes-i...

Jan 03, 20211 hr

We love boobies! (Episode 65)

This week Logan and Sam talk about a very interesting YouTube video. If you want to see the Video here is the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo It's the breast! Sam tells us about the Netflix documentary Home Game. Sounds like it's action packed. All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.crimewatch.co.uk/woman-faked-terminal-cancer-to-scam-friends-into-paying-for-dream-wedding/ https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/28/coin-removed-fr...

Dec 20, 202049 min

Dude look like a Lady (Episode 64)

Well since everything is locked down again and there's nothing to do we talk about television, our only real friend. Logan talks about Big mouth on Netflix. Brings back memories of growing up. Sam talks about The Undoing on HBO. Is it filled with too many twists? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a transgender male doesn't like his friends contact list . All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/man-hospitalised-in-auckl...

Dec 12, 202058 min

We're back Bitches! (Episode 63)

We're back bitches! This week Sam and Logan talk about the ridiculous documentary We are the champions on Netflix, and the series Two weeks to live on HBO Max. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! A man's girlfriend is doing him dirty. All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/french-man-breaks-lockdown-rules-with-written-declaration-to-smash-a-guys-face/ https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/11/youths-revive-thief-with-ener...

Dec 05, 202053 min

Who's turning the frogs gay? (Episode 62)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the show Lovecraft Country on HBO. Is it worth the watch? We also get into the new The Stand remake. Will it be as good as the original? Then we get into Alex Jones's appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast. Was it crazy? Yes... Yes it was! We will also be taking a Month break off for November, but we will be back in December ready to go. SH!T ON THE INTERNET She dropped those charges McKetchup Stunt Freeloader He don't drive stick I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ...

Oct 31, 202050 min

The perfect weapon (Episode 61)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the documentary The perfect weapon on HBO. Are we gonna get hacked for the 2020 election? We will find out. Sam also goes on about War of the worlds. We talk about the different versions that have seen through the years. SH!T ON THE INTERNET I can see your salami Mom Nudes The rapping poor secret underwear I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Girlfriend doesn't like the golden showers THE DARK WEB: Creepy stalker stories. Is someone following you? We'll...

Oct 24, 202050 min
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