RHOSLC Rough Mornings and Shaky Friendships

Kelli (00:01.474)
Hi, welcome to Rewind Whenever, this is Kelly.

Lori (00:03.944)
And I'm Lori.

Kelli (00:05.698)
We are talking about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Season 6, Episode 8, Loose Lips, Sink Friendships.

Lori (00:15.357)
That was a good title. I didn't even notice the title. Sometimes I notice them and sometimes I just don't even notice them.

Kelli (00:22.432)
I honestly think that this title could work for every single franchise because they all have loose lips and they're all sinking friendships. Yeah. So we're on the yacht trip with captain cutie pants, Jason, and he really is. Yeah, he really is. I will always watch that below deck franchise. Bronwyn is sleeping on the deck on a chase lounge.

Lori (00:26.657)
Well, there you go

Mm-hmm.

There you go.

Lori (00:39.071)
He is a cutie pants. He is a cutie pants. I must say he's a cutie pants.

Lori (00:51.687)
Yeah, remember last episode I told you that I saw the coming attractions and she was going to be sleeping on the chaise lounge.

Kelli (00:59.488)
Yeah, so I guess you know basically when they went back to the room last night she and Brittany were not in a good place because Brahman had just told Lisa and Meredith what she'd said about her what Brittany said about them So it is what it is

Lori (01:06.068)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (01:14.173)
Now also the AC wasn't working in the room. So I'm sure Brom was like, not only do I don't want to sleep with this nasty roommate that I have that I'm not getting along with, but the AC is not working. So it's a double whammy. So why am I gonna? Yeah. Why bother?

Kelli (01:26.784)
Right. Yeah. Yeah, why bother? Right. Heather's hungover. Whitney are talking. Whitney tells Heather she was a baller last night.

Lori (01:43.551)
I was laughing when she said.

Kelli (01:46.622)
I mean, I don't know if I would say that.

Lori (01:50.143)
No, I would not have said that.

Kelli (01:53.526)
I mean, it's good that Heather put it out there that they think Lisa is the leak, but quite honestly, then they show Lisa and Heather on that pad, you know, out by the water, and Heather is still telling her you're the source of the rumors and Lisa's denying it. Like at this point, and I'm not sticking up for Lisa Barlow, but at this point, I feel like Heather should have backed off.

Lori (02:16.189)
Well, there's also this huge problem is not only is she saying that she's saying, she's almost saying to her, you know, it's okay to admit it. It's okay. If that's what you did, but why was it not okay for Monica to do it? Like it wasn't okay for Monica. You had to do a whole like.

Kelli (02:35.01)
It's okay if you're doing this.

Lori (02:45.591)
ceremony, whole, yeah, the whole, right. But now you're gonna sit on the back of the yacht and tell this other person that, you know, it was almost like she was saying like, just admit it. Like I almost admire you that you do it, but I just want you to admit it. Like that's how she was kind of approaching it for me. And I was like, what, what?

Kelli (02:46.104)
Receipts, timelines, proof. Right.

Kelli (03:07.224)
Right. And Lisa's never going to admit it. Lisa is never going to say she did what you think she did. So just stop back off at this point. I wouldn't call that a baller. So.

Lori (03:16.581)
Anything. No. No. Never.

Lori (03:24.433)
No, it was odd. The whole thing was odd and it felt very, you know, Heather produces a lot on this show. She produces a lot.

Kelli (03:30.958)
100 % Heather is the thirstiest of them all. Like don't get it twisted. She's probably more thirsty than Brittany. Like she's really feeling herself now as a housewife. But yes, and she's definitely producing things. And Whitney says, what do you do with the friendship when you know someone's guilty and they just deny, deny, deny. And Heather says, reframe the friendship.

Lori (03:45.831)
Almost definitely.

Lori (03:50.461)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (03:58.732)
and you'll never really be close because you can't trust them. So basically just keep it on the surface, which by the way, you all, this is how all of your friendships are because none of you hang out off camera. Maybe, I mean, maybe now we know Mary and Angie and Heather and Whitney actually probably do, but not the rest of them. Lisa and Meredith aren't kicking it when cameras aren't rolling. Meredith doesn't even live in Salt Lake City. She leases a house for three months.

Lori (04:05.105)
It all is anyway.

Lori (04:19.119)
Right. Not the rest,

No, no, Yeah. Right. And you know, so the biggest problem, I think, with Lisa and what should be Lisa's takeaway is that people don't trust you. And if people don't trust you, there's a reason that people don't trust you. And you know, Heather was saying about, you know, she doesn't want to feel like her friendship with Lisa should be, you know, keeping a scorecard.

Well, scorecards and friendship don't have anything to do with each other. If you have somebody who holds all your transgressions against you, they're not your friend. So those two have, you know, nothing to do with each other. And, know, that's what, Lisa, if that's what you're known for, for that kind of behavior, it really doesn't matter whether you did it or not, because

Kelli (05:04.238)
Right. Right.

Lori (05:21.885)
That's what you're known for and obviously people don't trust you. So that's the problem.

Kelli (05:26.414)
And Lisa tells Meredith she learned a lot last night and she's hoping that everyone wakes up and feels bad about how they treated her.

Lori (05:33.597)
Ha ha ha!

Kelli (05:35.322)
I mean, the lack of self-awareness is immense. And Meredith is like, first of all, Meredith is clearly still trying to sleep and nothing irks me more than when I'm still trying to sleep and someone, Eric, starts talking to me because he's now awake. I'm not awake yet, nor do I want to be. So you could tell that Meredith still wants to be sleeping right now.

Lori (05:54.994)
Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Kelli (06:03.314)
And she gets up and is basically like, I'm the only one supporting you. But like Lisa can't see it.

Lori (06:08.391)
Now, no, and you know what the problem is? Lisa, this is the problem when you have to be the boss of everything. Okay? This is a problem. Now Lisa's going to tell you she's looking for a different level of support from you. Bitch, you are lucky that Meredith even talks to you after the things, what you did and the things that you said.

Kelli (06:27.203)
Yeah.

Kelli (06:32.334)
what you did.

Yes.

Lori (06:36.639)
But that's how far the narcissism goes, that it's not even a matter of whether Meredith supports her. It's the level. And Lisa said it, I'm not making it up. Lisa said, you know, but it's the level of support. you have to micromanage everything to the point that nobody wants to be bothered with you. Like you can't.

Kelli (06:40.312)
For sure.

Kelli (06:55.224)
Fuck off!

Kelli (07:03.17)
Right, which is definitely where we're at.

Lori (07:06.045)
Right, you can't be like that.

Kelli (07:07.83)
Right, right. Thank God Angie's feeling better, huh?

Lori (07:14.733)
yeah. How about the flashback when they did when Angie's throwing up and Mary sitting on the bed chomping away. That would be me. Yep, throwing up doesn't bother me. Whatever. Go ahead. A lot of people gag upon hearing other people throw up, but I'd be Mary sitting on the bed eating.

Kelli (07:23.906)
Yep. You all right? That's-

Kelli (07:29.58)
I know, I don't know.

Kelli (07:36.918)
Yeah, I definitely would not be able to.

So by now everybody, well, so it was Whitney, Heather and Angie sitting around talking and Lisa comes out and the whole vibe changes.

Lori (07:56.117)
yeah, and Lisa just plops down like...

Kelli (07:59.306)
Hey!

Lori (08:02.707)
Read the room! Read the room!

Kelli (08:05.196)
Whitney, Heather and Angie get up and beat feet out of there right away. So Brittany must've been there too. Brittany was sitting there too. Bolted. Yeah. And Brittany asks Lisa if they're good and Lisa's like, yeah. Well, of course Lisa's gonna say yeah. Who does she have? She literally only has Meredith right now.

Lori (08:08.551)
They like, yeah, they bolted. They like just bolted. So funny.

Lori (08:21.406)
Right.

Right, and she's bitchin' about that.

Kelli (08:26.894)
Yeah, yeah. So she says, yeah, we're good. She loves Heather, but what happened last night was not okay. And then Brittany starts talking about Bronwyn and Bronwyn is above them on the deck. And here's everything Lisa and Brittany are saying. And the thing is, is that Lisa goes back to talking about her daughter and the grandparents. Like you just had a lunch with her and said, husbands and kids are off limits. You know, your Mike.

You know you're on camera.

Lori (09:00.191)
It doesn't matter to her. She can't help herself.

Kelli (09:01.463)
It doesn't!

Lori (09:05.929)
can help ourselves.

Kelli (09:06.048)
I know. So Brahma tells Mary and Angie what Brittany told her about Meredith and Lisa and that she heard them shit talk.

Lori (09:17.065)
Right.

Kelli (09:19.438)
Now they're all getting ready, they're having breakfast and they're gonna take the tender to go snorkel and swim and then tonight's gonna be zombie night. And then Brahman asked Mary and Angie if she could bunk with them tonight and Mary said no, but I honestly don't blame her because there really is a crowd in that room for sure.

Lori (09:36.519)
No, three is a crowd in that room. Yeah, absolutely. mean, Megajot or not, it's no. No.

Kelli (09:46.924)
Yeah. I mean...

I don't know. so at breakfast it comes out. So I guess, so Captain Jason went to check on Brittany's AC, like you said. Lisa tells them not to talk about Captain Jason and Bronwyn calls Lisa out for talking about her and you know, they start screaming at each other, which seems to be what happens now.

Lori (10:04.732)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Kelli (10:17.144)
And then Angie jumps in and says she heard Lisa say a few weeks ago that one of her hot friends were making out with Todd and he was farting the entire time. Now, I don't know what it is about farting on this franchise, but it seems to be coming up a lot. It is. Yes, exactly. So I'm assuming that she's insinuating that he cheated on Bronwyn because

Lori (10:30.749)
It's a fart. It's a fart show. It's a fart show. Not a shit show, a fart show.

Lori (10:44.479)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (10:46.25)
Angie says this came up a month ago at Lisa's, I guess, at her clarity luncheon, right? Lisa's clarity luncheon. And then afterwards they all went to dinner and Lisa pulled her hair across her lips and said that.

Lori (10:53.929)
Yes.

Lori (11:04.157)
And you know why I think Angie's not lying? Because the hair move. I could see Lisa doing that a thousand percent. It's so on brand for her.

Kelli (11:04.334)
Mm.

Kelli (11:11.649)
for sure.

Kelli (11:15.774)
I totally, totally believe it. And when Bronwyn asks Lisa if she said it, her only response is, I didn't say it was my friend. And then she says, I grew up in New York, which I'm pretty sure she grew up on Long Island, by the way. I grew up in New York and I know a lot of people. So I think she's insinuating that it happened recently and that she's heard this from somebody she knows from New York.

Lori (11:26.678)
yeah.

Lori (11:35.506)
I can't take it.

Lori (11:41.087)
But her with those, when she comes out with those comments, I'm like, just stop it. Stop. You look like, you sound like such an ass when she says stuff like that. That's all she's got. That's all she's got.

Kelli (11:48.94)
Yeah, like I just...

Kelli (11:54.082)
Yeah, I never said it was my friend. That's all you got? That's all you got?

and Mary wants to know what we all want to know. Why is he farting?

Lori (12:07.227)
She is so, so, so funny. She's like, what's wrong? What's wrong with his intestines?

Kelli (12:12.344)
you

Lori (12:18.201)
my gosh.

Kelli (12:20.802)
And poor Brahman, like she goes back to her room, she's crying, and she said Todd knew this was coming.

Lori (12:26.373)
Mm-hmm. And then, and at least as confessional, she's trying to turn it around so that Angie's the problem. I'm like, what?

Kelli (12:34.99)
Obviously. She's like, you know.

Lori (12:39.657)
What kind of shit salad is that that you're trying to toss over there?

Kelli (12:43.342)
Well, I won't be telling Angie anything anymore. Well, I mean...

Lori (12:48.233)
So Angie's the problem?

Kelli (12:49.966)
And like by the way, what did you think was gonna happen? You sent your assistant to her salon to get your kids hair products like After you were so after you supposedly made amends with her then you did that so come on

Angie actually tells Brahman that she's sorry if she hasn't been supportive of her and that the only way to get Lisa to stop talking about her daughter and the grandparents is to continue being stern with her. Which is very good advice.

Kelli (13:27.874)
This is interesting. Lisa told Mary that she and Meredith had a conversation this morning and she wishes Meredith and Lisa wouldn't do that. And then she walks up. So Lisa says Meredith supports her in private, but not so much in public. And Mary totally agreed with her.

and said that Meredith should support Lisa more when the other ladies are around. Do you think that Meredith is not being supportive of Lisa though?

Lori (13:56.999)
Like I said, I think Lisa should be happy that Meredith says hello.

Kelli (14:03.404)
Yes. mean, but I don't even think Meredith is doing anything wrong. she's not like, she on multiple occasions has been like, she's not here to defend herself. Let's not, you know, let's not talk about it. you know.

Lori (14:16.093)
Right. And she's very lawyer-ish about it. She's like, until I see something or something's done to me or I have proof of something, you know, she's trying to be Switzerland and I don't blame her.

Kelli (14:24.269)
Right.

Kelli (14:33.304)
yeah, the whole Heather and Whitney confronting her and trying to get her, it's never gonna happen. It's never gonna happen. It's just not.

Lori (14:36.127)
Yeah, that was not right. No, that was not right. No. No.

Kelli (14:43.02)
Lisa says she needs to tap in from Meredith and Meredith says she's tired of the narrative and kind of starts to spiral a little bit.

Lori (14:52.871)
Now is this when they were on the beach?

Kelli (14:55.858)
I'm sorry. They are on the beach by now, yeah.

Lori (14:57.543)
Yeah, they go to the... And I want to know, have you ever snorkeled, Kelly? Say it like that. I love to snorkel. I love it. It's the best thing ever. And I love the scuba too. It's so fun.

Kelli (15:03.49)
No.

Kelli (15:06.894)
No. Do you?

Kelli (15:15.736)
So my issue is that I, without contacts in or glasses on, I literally can't see in front of my face. So to snorkel, I would have to wear my contacts. Well, I guess you put the eye mask on, right? Okay, okay, because if I couldn't wear the eye mask, then my con, you know, I can't leave my, can't keep my eyes open long underwater because of my contacts. And I can't, if I didn't have my contacts in.

Lori (15:24.019)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (15:28.191)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Lori (15:40.264)
Right, but you have-

Kelli (15:42.667)
There would be no reason to go snorkeling because I wouldn't see anything. There could be a whale in front of me and I wouldn't know it. So.

Lori (15:44.287)
because you couldn't see anything. Yeah.

Lori (15:49.917)
Yeah. But yeah, but you put the, you put the mask on.

Kelli (15:54.07)
Okay, well then I could probably do it. But that's where the thing sticks up out of the water, right? You're right on this. Yeah, I could do that. What's, scuba, scuba, couldn't do that.

Lori (15:56.031)
could do it. Yeah.

Yes. But scoobas when you go under. Scoobas when you go under. that's so much fun. So much fun.

Kelli (16:07.53)
No, I don't want to rely on a tank for my oxygen. I mean, listen, knock on wood, hopefully I never have to because I do smoke. Well, I haven't smoked in two weeks. Not a one, two weeks and two days. Not a one cigarette. Yeah. Yeah.

Lori (16:12.095)
Yeah, now I'm telling you it's fun.

Lori (16:18.089)
Good girl. Very, very good. Keep going, girl. You keep going. Keep going. But I love how Mary said to Meredith, just love the things that she comes out with. Well, I think you're boring. I love it. I love it.

Kelli (16:34.685)
yeah, that was great. She says right now you're a snooze.

Lori (16:40.529)
She's so, but it's true. It's true. mean, what's Meredith got going on?

Kelli (16:47.087)
Nothing. Nothing.

Lori (16:49.575)
Nothing. Like, thank God Brittany is on the show because Brittany really is now the only one who can like activate the cuckoo Meredith. That's all she's got. Her blow ups.

Kelli (16:59.894)
Yeah, you're right. Listen, people are saying it like if Brittany weren't on the show, then it would be very boring. But I'm gonna say this, and I know you don't watch Potomac, but no, doesn't have anything going on right now, but at least she's not being a mean girl asshole like Giselle and Ashley on Potomac. Neither one of them are showing any of their real life. They bring nothing to the show.

Lori (17:08.351)
She is comic relief.

Lori (17:15.615)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (17:20.029)
right.

Lori (17:28.019)
Mm.

Kelli (17:28.226)
but they are being so mean girlish to the other women on the show. It's terrible. So at least for sure, at least she's not doing that.

Lori (17:32.188)
see, no, no, no. Yeah, so give Meredith kudos for that. Absolutely. Absolutely, yeah.

Kelli (17:40.846)
yeah. So Heather swam with a stingray and she says she was having so much fun with Brahman, which is nice. And then they start playing Never Have I Ever. And Mary says, never have I ever peed or farted in the ocean. And Heather says it might be too soon, but have you ever farted while making out?

Lori (17:58.249)
Just farting, just farting, farting, farting.

Kelli (17:59.566)
And Bronwyn says, it was too soon, Heather. It was. And then they start playing a running and drinking game. I didn't even really understand it, but I did find it funny when Brittany fell. I'm sorry.

Lori (18:03.431)
Yeah, it's too soon.

Lori (18:13.113)
I found it funny when the producers like screen-shotted her and froze frame it. That was the best. Kudos, producers. Kudos, producers. That was good. That was good.

Kelli (18:23.202)
Yeah. Yeah.

That was some nice editing. Yeah. You know, on the boat ride back, I thought when Heather like sat and was like, whatever she said, like I thought it was Captain Jason, but it wasn't. I thought she was sitting behind Captain Jason. It was another. Yeah.

Lori (18:38.771)
Mm-hmm.

No, it was another crew member. Yeah, no, was another crew member. Hey, why not? Listen, if I was single and Heather, I'd be dacked in the same exact way.

Kelli (18:50.754)
For sure, for sure. Did you see Angie ask Mike the deck crew guy to blow dry her hair?

Lori (18:57.641)
her hair yeah cuz she now did she ask him that before she hurt her finger or after it was before she's so funny I mean what hurt made her pick him like what made her say like let me go ask that guy

Kelli (19:02.348)
Yes. That's what I was just going to say.

Kelli (19:11.037)
I think we're gonna see on the below deck episode, we'll probably see something leading up to that. You know, like maybe he has some experience in that. Yeah. And then Daisy tells Captain Jason that Heather requested he have dessert with them, but topless.

Lori (19:16.756)
probably,

If something, yeah.

Lori (19:28.125)
Mm-hmm. You go, Heather.

Kelli (19:30.542)
Brahman and Angie dress up as a shark and a seahorse and poor Angie her hand gets

Lori (19:38.287)
my God, this is not Angie's trip. And I am very, very, very impressed because if that was me and I slammed my finger in the door, I would be motherfucker this and you fucking whore that. I'd be losing my mind because it would hurt so bad. I'm from New Jersey. That's what I would do.

Kelli (19:41.791)
Uh-uh.

Kelli (19:56.382)
Absolutely. Yes. Yes.

Kelli (20:05.792)
Absolutely.

Lori (20:05.989)
But she, but she did not. She was very well behaved. I think she was a little snockered up. Thank God. Cause it probably helped, helped the pain. Yeah.

Kelli (20:10.125)
Yeah.

Kelli (20:13.846)
Yeah, I'm sure that helped. Numb it. Yeah. That was bad though. Because you didn't realize and then you realized like she was really bleeding.

Lori (20:19.391)
That was bad.

Lori (20:23.689)
Yeah, horrible. so painful. So painful. I felt this is not her trip.

Kelli (20:26.178)
That was bad. Yeah.

Kelli (20:32.018)
No, and then they're getting ready for the zombie dinner and Michael really is blowing out Angie's hair.

Lori (20:37.117)
Mm-hmm. It's great.

Kelli (20:39.262)
She's got a lot of hair. Heather said that they love to dig up dirt on each other and resurrect old fights from the grave. So that's it's good that she came up with the zombie night.

Lori (20:40.447)
You just got a lot of hair, yeah.

Lori (20:49.791)
I love how production did the whole thing.

Kelli (20:55.116)
with the black and white movie, like movie clip.

Lori (20:56.701)
Yeah. Eight creatures of the undead feast on rumors. And they said, it was in a world of gossip and innuendos, eight creatures of the undead feast on rumors. The real zombie of yacht apocalypse. That's great. That's great.

Kelli (21:16.398)
It was so good.

Lori (21:18.835)
Very kitschy, very funny. I liked it. It cute.

Kelli (21:20.588)
Yeah. That made sit down at the table. Heather was clearly, you know, drunk or buzzed, heavily buzzed.

Lori (21:29.681)
As listen, as anyone should be on Omega Yacht with people that you don't really like. That's how I would be.

Kelli (21:33.856)
She's the primary. That's right. That's right. I definitely would. And Mary tells her she's the only zombie that she smells alcohol on.

Lori (21:46.687)
Well, Mary, that's who you're sitting right next to, so of course.

Kelli (21:50.036)
Yeah, yeah. Bromwood said that she had called Todd and Gwen and they were not jazzed about her updates. I like the way she talks. I like the adjectives and descriptive words she uses. She said, Todd is not sure why he is always the punchline in this group. And it is true.

Lori (22:10.579)
And that's true. I've never heard Brahman say anything about John.

Kelli (22:15.796)
No, no. And she...

Lori (22:18.367)
And I'm sure that there's some things that could be said.

Kelli (22:22.68)
There has to be, I mean, especially now we saw her, you know, get very upset when they were at that with the psychic. So yeah. And she told Lisa that she feels that Todd and Gwen should be off limits and doesn't feel that Lisa can commit to that. And clearly that's true because they had had that lunch and they said that kids and husbands were off limits and she didn't stick to it.

Lori (22:26.867)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (22:32.201)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (22:47.773)
Nope. She can't herself.

Kelli (22:52.62)
She really can't. She said she didn't tell, Lisa said she didn't tell Angie these things to publicly humiliate Bronwyn. But you said it and you're on TV, you're on The Real Housewives, so you know it's gonna come out.

Lori (22:53.823)
Mm-mm.

Lori (23:04.627)
Listen, I love Angie dearly, but she is a housewife. She knows the deal. She saved that shit in her pocket and she served that volley at just the opportune moment. She knew exactly what she was doing. So.

Kelli (23:09.506)
Yes!

Kelli (23:18.893)
Yes.

Kelli (23:23.99)
Yes. I think if in the beginning of the season, if after the clarity lunch, if Lisa really did like stick to making amends with Angie, I think that I don't think Angie would have said anything. But after, you know, the clarity lunch where they had supposedly made amends and then here we go again, you know, Lisa starts her shit. After that, Angie was probably like, all bets are off.

Lori (23:25.704)
She knew exactly what she was doing.

Lori (23:46.943)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Kelli (23:52.192)
And in the meantime, like Whitney and Lisa have had this back and forth as well, where they've been at each other and then, you know, supposedly make amends and then Lisa pulls some shit again. you know, now Angie and Whitney have a friendship formed and Whitney's like, I fucking told you, like this is what she does.

Lori (24:10.652)
Mm-hmm.

Yep. That's what she does.

Kelli (24:16.398)
So, I don't know. Brittany got up from the table and started throwing up over the side of the boat. This is what I don't understand. When someone's throwing up, why do they put their hand out to catch the vomit?

Lori (24:29.284)
This is what I don't understand. You're on a TV show. I wouldn't give a shit how drunk I was. You have long hair. First thing you do, maybe Britney's not a professional. I...

Kelli (24:46.006)
Yes.

Lori (24:46.749)
You grab your hair, pull it into a ponytail with your hands, you turn your head and you puke. You don't puke with your hair flying all over, with your hand anywhere near it. I get it from Angie. She was just like trying not to puke and she was just like a reaction when she was on, you know, the paddle board. But what are you doing? What are you doing? And move your hair.

Kelli (24:48.578)
Fuck yeah.

Kelli (24:56.94)
No.

Kelli (25:03.403)
Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, and the thing is, maybe this was editing, maybe she did do this, but it doesn't seem like she went to wash her hands or wash her face. Like she went right back to the table. But maybe that was editing. I'm hoping that that was editing and she really did go do those things because ew.

Lori (25:22.951)
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, who knows what the ending is, Right.

Lori (25:29.501)
Right. Yeah, don't put your hand by your mouth when you got to throw up.

Kelli (25:33.312)
No, what are you gonna do, catch it? And why the fuck would you wanna do that? I don't understand that.

Lori (25:35.995)
I don't get it either. That and like I said, the hair. The hair was big thing for me. was just like, girl, grab your hair.

Kelli (25:43.852)
Yes, yes. I mean, really, if anybody was her friend, they would have gotten up and went and grabbed her hair for her.

Lori (25:52.384)
Absolutely. That's what a true friend does. If you're puking and your friend comes and grabs up your hair for you, that's a friend. That's a friend.

Kelli (25:54.7)
That is what a true friend does.

Kelli (26:02.05)
That's a friend, that's a friend. Meredith asks her why is she drinking tequila if she just threw up? I don't think it's the alcohol that made her throw up. Or maybe it was. But either way, mean, listen, she's just trying to numb the pain. She's on a super yacht and she's probably not coming back anytime soon. Jared certainly isn't bringing her on a super yacht. So let her live. Heather is definitely drunk.

Lori (26:14.363)
Who knows?

Lori (26:23.495)
No. Yeah. And you know what? If she threw up, maybe she just wants to get the taste of puke out of your mouth. And a good way to do that is with alcohol. Again.

Kelli (26:33.531)
yeah. Yes. Again, she probably could have went and brushed her teeth, but

Lori (26:40.027)
Right. Yeah.

Kelli (26:42.958)
Well, Meredith should have kept her mouth shut because now Brittany says that she's concerned about something she saw on TikTok about Seth's indiscretions. Brittany, I'm just telling you, this is not a good road to travel down. And by the way, here we go again talking about someone's husband.

Lori (27:01.599)
Mm-mm.

Lori (27:06.173)
Right, when we're just supposed to be not on that at all. Right.

Kelli (27:09.046)
Right. Like we just had this whole conversation. those stories have been out for years. People have been saying that Seth cheated, you know, it's been out for years supposedly that they have an open marriage. And I've said this in the past. Nobody cares if you have an open marriage, but just be honest about it if you do, because then shit like this won't come up. But you know what? I don't even care. Like I don't want to hear about Seth's indiscretions. It's, you know.

Lori (27:11.807)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (27:21.235)
Right. Right.

Kelli (27:37.986)
But then they show Brittany and Whitney watching the TikTok. And Meredith said, just because your boyfriend breaks up with you whenever he wants to sleep with someone else, that's not my problem. And she calls her a liar and malicious and despicable.

Lori (27:49.487)
Out. Well.

Kelli (27:59.97)
Yeah, and then she throws something at Brittany.

Lori (28:03.103)
Yeah, but they need to stop with the throwing. There's a lot of throwing. Stop throwing.

Kelli (28:07.576)
Yeah, and in the meantime, poor Captain Jason comes to the table and then shortly thereafter leaves the table.

Lori (28:13.897)
Smart man. Smart man. And what was the scene with Lisa and her confessional?

saying that, you, know, humiliation is not a tactic that she ever goes after. See where she said that? Yeah. Yeah. And I don't go for the jugular, but I can.

Kelli (28:32.147)
I didn't hear her say that.

Kelli (28:38.634)
She does too. mean, the thing with, I honestly, I really think all of these housewives do this. They put themselves on different levels. They'll like reason in their head how they're better. You know, they're all doing the same thing, but they'll reason in their head how they're better because they do it, because they do this and they don't do that. It's like, you're all doing the same thing.

Lori (28:40.159)
I know.

Lori (28:57.896)
Right.

Lori (29:03.815)
Right. Yeah, like, like I'm fucked up, but I'm not that fucked.

Kelli (29:07.458)
It's really-

Exactly. Did you see the trailer for Beverly Hills?

Lori (29:12.911)
Okay. Yeah.

Lori (29:17.767)
No, I did not.

Kelli (29:19.251)
It looks so boring. my God. Not one of those scenes was I like.

Lori (29:21.757)
Really?

Lori (29:28.328)
Really?

Kelli (29:29.506)
Like a big thing is like Kyle admits she's bisexual. First of all, who gives a fuck? Second of all, we've known this for about three years now. Yeah, like, and who cares? It just looks very boring to me.

Lori (29:35.453)
We knew this already. Yeah, we knew it already. Yeah.

Lori (29:44.361)
So that, that they're on. so like, do you know how much you think it is for a week?

Kelli (29:48.174)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (29:53.742)
A week? I mean, 250,000? Oh my God. Do I win a week on the SuperYacht? So, okay, so you go on the SuperYacht for $250,000 for a week. And then what else do you have to do? Like just tip out?

Lori (29:59.839)
Yeah, good girl. 245. Ding, ding, ding, you won. You won. Yeah. Yeah.

Lori (30:17.213)
Yeah, you tip out. A lot of times, a lot of times though.

Kelli (30:18.732)
And then how much, I mean, would like 50 grand be a decent tip for that?

Lori (30:24.831)
I'm not sure, I'll have to ask my brother. There's a lot of times too where you have to, it's that price and then plus like a provisioning price. Yeah, so.

Kelli (30:37.396)
Okay. Like, like if you want like a certain type of alcohol or like stuff like that.

Lori (30:41.787)
No, no, no, no, no, no, you, sometimes the provisioning is separate. It's an addition to, and liquor, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. So I don't watch the Blue Deck things, but I saw a thing where it said that Jason, Daisy, Ben, and Joelle, they've never worked together before.

Kelli (30:49.324)
which is food and stuff, right? Right, right. Okay, okay.

Kelli (31:02.274)
Mm-hmm, Joao. They have not, so I'm glad you brought that up because cousin Gina texts Wendy and I and said, I wonder if this was just one charter or is the next season of Below Deck, is this the cast for the next season of Below Deck? So I wonder if it is because Daisy is from Below Deck sailing. Ben has been on the original Below Deck and Mediterranean. Joao was Mediterranean.

Lori (31:18.205)
yeah, I don't know.

Kelli (31:31.278)
And there's a couple of other, so Daisy, Joao, Ben, and then the blonde girl, she was on the last season of Below Deck Down Under, which is Captain Jason's.

Lori (31:43.207)
Okay. Well, I cannot wait. I cannot wait to see the blow deck from their perspective. That is going to be classic.

Kelli (31:49.25)
Yes.

Kelli (31:54.922)
I agree and I think that Bravo was very smart by doing this because lately, like I won't watch the current Below Deck that's on. I have no interest in it. I do not like Captain Carrie. I'm not interested. I'm not even a big fan of Captain Sandy, so I'm not even watching Below Deck Med when that comes on. I love Captain Jason. I will definitely watch Below Deck Down Under, but even if you weren't going to.

Lori (32:19.953)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (32:20.098)
This was very smart on Bravo's part because you're going to want to see if you're watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, you're going to want to see the below deck episode. Yeah.

Lori (32:27.491)
yeah, that's what I'm saying. So that looks like lot of fun. And I watched a teaser for the next episode of Salt Lake. so Meredith and Bronwyn throw Brittany's unicorn. They dress up in the costumes, the inflatable costumes.

Kelli (32:46.658)
That's who throws it, it's not even Britney.

Lori (32:56.135)
Meredith of all people and Bronwyn and they're the ones who throw it over. Definitely Bronwyn's idea. She brings this stuffed animal to Meredith's room and says, basically, do you want to go get in a little bit of trouble? Meredith says, yes.

Kelli (33:02.38)
Wow, that's interesting.

Kelli (33:18.998)
Listen, I like it. I like it because what did he go to fucking build a bear and do that? Cause that's what you can do.

Lori (33:24.049)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's weird.

Kelli (33:28.194)
He is, he just wants to be on the show. And this is how he keeps himself relevant. Like just like when they went to the psychic thing, you know, he called her, he knew where she was gonna be. And now with this stupid stuffed animal, like he needs to be mentioned or thought of every episode. What a loser.

Lori (33:53.223)
Yeah. So we'll see. But it was a fun episode. I felt really bad for Ange. It's not her.

Kelli (33:56.515)
Yeah.

Kelli (34:01.23)
Yeah, that was nasty with her hand. It was kind of a fun episode though. With the beach and the inflatable costumes. Yeah, but stop slinging mud at the husbands. Like, on, I'm over that.

Lori (34:05.555)
Yeah, it was a fun episode.

Lori (34:10.365)
Yeah, it was fun.

Lori (34:16.806)
Yeah. Listen, stop puking. Stop talking about farts. Stop throwing things. Stop throwing things and we're good.

Kelli (34:21.326)
Yes, please stop talking about

Yeah, yeah. And the last thing is supposedly, I'm sure you heard that Teresa sat down with Melissa and Joe Gorga.

Lori (34:36.809)
Supposedly.

Kelli (34:37.802)
Supposedly. I don't know. I really don't know if I believe they sat down. And honestly, I don't even know if, first of all, I've said it and I really mean it. If Teresa comes back, I don't think I'm watching Jersey. And I hate to say this, but I'm gonna kind of lose a little respect for Joe and Melissa if they just reconcile and for the show.

Do it for the show.

Cause if they do it, it's for the show. Because why would you ever reconcile with her? I know she's your blood and she's your sister, but she's a horrible person.

Lori (35:17.343)
Well, I, I, but I think that if you were doing it for reasons other than the show, you would, you would be doing it for your kids.

Kelli (35:29.334)
Yeah, I guess maybe that, yeah.

Lori (35:31.527)
You know what I mean?

Lori (35:37.458)
When you have a situation where your child has grown up with their cousins and then all of sudden that's gone, it's horrible. It's not, you know what I mean? It's not good. that, if they're doing it for that reason, then I find that commendable.

Kelli (35:50.978)
Yeah.

Kelli (36:01.645)
Okay.

Lori (36:03.007)
But I think if you look at it from that perspective, if that is what's going on, if they're not doing it for...

Kelli (36:13.23)
Alright.

Lori (36:14.291)
the production value if they're doing it for actual true personal reasons. To me, that would be a very good reason to do

Kelli (36:19.619)
Yeah.

Lori (36:25.663)
You know, nobody says that you have to spend holidays together or you have to spend all this time together, but when there's not that conflict and then your kids can have relationships with their cousins that they're supposed to have, that's kind of priceless and you can't put a price on it.

Kelli (36:30.594)
Yeah.

Kelli (36:39.16)
Yeah.

Kelli (36:45.099)
Yeah, no, you're right. And honestly, you know, I'm blessed, man, because my kids have a lot of cousins on both sides and they're close with all of them. So we are blessed in that area. So you're right. If they're doing it for their kids, I shouldn't say that. I take that back. I won't lose respect for them. I just don't think it'll last. think...

Lori (36:54.483)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Lori (37:06.537)
Well listen, they're not stupid, okay?

Kelli (37:08.886)
If they go back on that show with each other, she's gonna fuck them over again. It's gonna happen.

Lori (37:12.995)
of course, of course. And listen, they're not stupid. They have her number. But you know, you can still be civil and still have somebody's number.

Kelli (37:20.236)
Yeah, for sure.

Kelli (37:28.398)
Yeah, that's true. Well, that's very true. 100 percent.

Lori (37:31.103)
Might. So we shall see. We shall see.

Kelli (37:35.522)
We shall see. That's all I'm gonna say about Jersey. But I had to say something. All right, that's it. We'll wrap it up. Thank you for listening and watching. Please give us a five star review, subscribe, follow, all the things. Bye.

Lori (37:38.609)
Okay, good. Of course.

Lori (37:53.051)
All the thanks. Bye.