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We’ve watched worse

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We are the most swankified podcast around. We watch the worst movies imaginable and talk about them. I mean, someone has to.
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Episodes

Episode 53: Chill The Killing Games

A fun game where one person randomly draws being the killer, and everyone else randomly draws being not the killer....what could possibly go wrong? Budget under $3000 and one film location, this movie was built for this podcast. Will Rion and Krystal survive this episode? Listen and find out.

Mar 15, 20241 hr 9 min

Episode 52: Clownado

Cursed demonic circus clowns set out on a vengeful massacre using tornadoes. A stripper, Elvis impersonator, truck driver, teen runaway, and a dude get caught in the supernatural battle between femme fatale and the boss clown from hell.

Feb 16, 20241 hr 5 min

Episode 51: Titanic 666

We can't control the Titanic!! There's zombies, ghosts, alien abductions? Dementors, and so much more happening here.

Feb 02, 202459 min

Episode 50: Aztek Rex

Join us as we travel to 1521..or wait is it 1520? Anywho, we join Hernan Cortez as he scouts modern day Mexico. But what he finds is more than gold. In a valley he and his men find THUNDER LIZARDS!!!!

Mar 03, 20231 hr 21 min

Episode 49: Demon Wind

Our second episode on our return we watched Demon Wind. A 1990 film where we follow a group of friends who investigate an old farm. There is a thick fog that will take you back if you try and leave, your car batteries will die, you may even be turned into a doll. Keep on your toes during this film.

Feb 01, 20231 hr 12 min

Episode 48: Angels vs Zombies

We are back!! We are back with another horrible movie. This episode is packed full of an apocalyptic world, angles, zombies, weird priest cult group, and lots of gun fire.

Feb 01, 202357 min

Episode 47: Terror Birds

Join Krystal and Rion as they discuss Terror Birds. This movie has bird watching, teenagers, a long haired motorcycle badass, one lesbian, lots of deaths, but the villain is not a murderer, and so much more. Enjoy our review of this classic movie.

Mar 25, 20221 hr

Episode 46: LOTR talk / Rings of Power part 2

Rion and Krystal are back with some more Lord of the Rings talk. They finish their Rings of Power mini series with a special guest voice mail. The Lord of the Rings will return, but hope you enjoy the final conclusion of the Rings of Power talk.

Mar 11, 202257 min

Episode 45: Valentines Day special

Rion and Krystal sit down and discuss two movies for Valentines Day. Valentines DayZ & The Valentines Day that Almost Wasn't. One movie is about zombies, and the other has puppets in it. Can you guess which is which?

Feb 14, 202252 min

Episode 44: LOTR talk / Rings of Power part 1

Join Rion and Krystal and they discuss Lord of the Rings, finally. This is the first episode in their mini series covering the Rings of Power during the Second Age.

Feb 11, 20221 hr

Episode 43: Zombie Strippers

Rion is absent this week....or is he. But Rosie and Krystal watched Zombie Strippers. With too many wars and too few soldiers, a lab develops a virus that brings dead Marines back to life. When a test subject escapes, he heads to a strip club and infects dancer Jessy (Jennifer Holland), who becomes a zombie. The club's owner, Ian (Robert Englund), discovers that undead Jessy pulls in more money, and he encourages the other girls to get infected, including the popular Kat (Jenna Jameson). Kat and...

Jan 28, 202258 min

Episode 42: Mel (PuffCastPod)

This week Rion and Krystal are joined by Mel from Puffcast. She is a sweet German/Finnish Hufflepuff who is obsessed with Harry Potter and podcasting. Join us in our conversation as we discuss all things Harry Potter, and be sure to check out her podcast at Puffcastpod.

Jan 14, 202253 min

Episode 41: The Eve

Let us kick off the new year with a wonderfully bad movie. We watched the 2015 film titled, "The Eve". Friends head to a remote island off from Martha's Vineyard to celebrate New Year's Eve. As tensions rise, an unforeseen presence halts the celebration and turns the holiday into a fight for survival.

Jan 01, 20221 hr 16 min

Episode 40: 13/13/13

Calendars have added an extra day every four years, in doing so, we have violated the ancient Mayan calendar. Now, we are in the 13th month of the 13th year of the new millennium. The few who survive will battle a world of demons. If only the movie was as cool as it sounds here.

Oct 15, 20211 hr 14 min

Episode 39: 12/12/12

The film begins with a baby, Sebastian, being born. After Sebastian viciously murders the doctors who delivered him, his mother realizes that there is something seriously wrong with the child. Over the course of the movie, Sebastian brutally murders many people and tragedy strikes many others. Mahari attempts to steal the baby from Sebastian's birth parents many times and eventually does. He steals Sebastian in order to embrace his evil calling. Police officers attempt to kill Mahari but Mahari ...

Oct 08, 202157 min

Episode 38: 11/11/11

This movie was complete trash...but for real, it's terrible.

Oct 01, 202157 min

Episode 37: Killer Sofa

Killer Sofa is a 2019 low-budget direct to DVD New Zealand comedy horror film. When a "Dybbuk-possessed" reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion, a couple of detectives find themselves fighting their own demons while trying to solve this strange case with the help of a disgraced Jewish rabbi and an eccentric Voodoo sorceress.

Sep 24, 20211 hr 12 min

Episode 35: The Dwarves of Dragon Mountain

In this steampunk, fantasy adventure, a tunnel collapse imprisons three dwarven miners who must work collectively to combat starvation, despair, and a mysterious creature.

Sep 06, 202150 min

Episode 34: Manos: The Hands of Fate

A family on a road trip take a wrong turn in Texas and become trapped at a strange lodge inhabited by a polygamous pagan cult. They soon find themselves in the middle of a sacrificial offering to their god.

Jul 09, 202158 min

Episode 33: The Fellows Hip Rise of the Gamers

We talk about the Loki TV show, Learn about Beren and Luthien, and then we go in depth about The Fellows Hip: Rise of the Gamers. Randall, a nerdy high-school kid, bullying target and obsessive gamer trains with three friends in preparation for a `Lord of the Rings' gaming competition, giving them all a much-needed purpose in life.

Jun 25, 202155 min

Episode 31: Llamageddon

A killer llama from outer space crash lands on Earth and brings death and destruction to everyone in its path.

May 28, 202151 min

Episode 28: Librariem

Good friend of the hosts, Emily, joins us this week. She talks to us about her most recent escape room, we went through this earlier this week.

Mar 19, 202152 min

Episode 27: Gremlin

A man receives a mysterious box containing a terrible secret, a creature that will kill everyone else in his family unless he passes it on to someone he loves to continue its never-ending circulation.

Mar 12, 202157 min

Episode 26: Hosts chat & WandaVision

Your hosts have a CONversation together, so we basically nerd out over LOTR. Then we talk Wandavision, **SPOILERS** will be in this episode.

Mar 07, 20211 hr 16 min

Episode 25: The Jurassic Games

In the near future, 10 death row convicts are forced to compete in a virtual reality game that pits them against dinosaurs and each other.

Feb 26, 202159 min

Episode 24: a CONversation with EZBSVS

This week we sit down and chat with the prop and model master Ian. He has created so much including Hogwarts, a functioning Eye of Agamotto, Hela's headpiece, and so much more. Check out his instagram @EZBSVS

Feb 19, 202159 min

Episode 23: Notzilla

A Japanese scientist accidentally releases a giant monster in the U.S., and must save it-and Cincinnati-before a crazed nuclear physicist destroys both.

Feb 12, 20211 hr 15 min
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