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We Signed An NDA

Amanda Lifford, Miki Ann Maddoxwe-signed-a-nda.simplecast.com
A comedy podcast hosted by two former assistants that dissects pop culture and modern celebrity, with a focus on reality TV, and platforms the voices Hollywood overlooks ... WITHOUT GETTING SUED. We're not here to be mean or violate privacy -- we're here to humanize people who seem larger than life and have fun doing it!

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Episodes

I’m Feeling Defensive (w/ Ann & Amanda)

“The mass of THC I consume when I watch it probably affects my short-term memory.” This week, the gals gab about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, healing, Ellen, and more. Plus, Jon Hess returns for another round of silliness! We're doing two eps a week now -- one interview, one pop culture chat. If you missed the interview episode on Wednesday, go back to hear the very funny Jon Bershad! NOTE: The WSANDA team is working remotely from various locations right now, so everything's a little ...

Oct 12, 202446 min

Mamma Mia, Tony Give Me a Knife! (w/ Jon Bershad)

"My second day of work, I was lying in snow pants under Stephen Colbert." Ann and Amanda interview Jon Bershad, very funny, very down-to-clown comedian/writer and friend-who-lets-Ann-do-laundry-at-his-apartment! Jon blessed our ears with some incredible stories from his time as intern at The Colbert Report and an audience page at Who Wants to be a Millionaire .. . and now he will bless yours! We're trying something different these days -- enjoy today's interview episode and stay tuned for anothe...

Oct 09, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 37

Down Bad but Kicking (w/ Ann & Amanda)

“The work is continuous.” This week, the gals break down Joel Kim Booster’s comments on working with Real Housewife of Orange County Shannon Beador. They have a nuanced conversation about racism and the intersection of trauma and accountability. They also talk about outer space which neither of them knows anything about except that it’s freaky how big it is. We end with a game of “Was It Sexual Harassment” featuring this week’s interview guest Jon Hess. (alt titles for this ep that had to b...

Oct 04, 202450 min

How's About I Fix You in Post? (w/ Jon Hess)

"Jimmy Kimmel's tears are genuine." Ann and Amanda interview amazing comedian, writer, editor, and all-around wonderful guy Jon Hess! He's a really careful man (what does Amanda mean by that? you'll just have to listen to find out!) and an ally to women ... go Jon! We're trying something different these days -- enjoy today's interview episode and stay tuned for another episode about reality TV/pop culture/whatever else Ann and Amanda want to talk about later in the week! Check out: Jon's socials...

Oct 02, 20241 hr 14 minEp. 36

Kind Man, Magic Hands (w/ Amanda & Ann)

“Codependence. Brothers in love.” This week the gals gab about two men from the Vanderpump universe crashing a Giggly Squad show, the wholesome joy of dads in a mansion for The Golden Bachelorette, and some final Below Deck shout-outs.  We're trying something different now -- if you missed the interview episode on Wednesday, go back to hear from the lovely Caroline! For now, we're doing two eps a week -- one interview, one pop culture chat -- stay tuned! NOTE: The WSANDA team is working rem...

Sep 27, 202442 min

Cooking in Heels (w/ Caroline Byl)

"If I'm too much for you, maybe you're not enough." Ann and Amanda interview deeply radiant, magnetic, and fabulous Vanderpump Villa chef and wise moon goddess Caroline Byl! Get ready to feed your soul -- bon appetit! We're trying something different these days -- enjoy today's interview episode and stay tuned for another episode about reality TV/pop culture/whatever else Ann and Amanda want to talk about later in the week! Check out: Caroline's socials + more And don't forget to "tickle us on I...

Sep 25, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 35

Smizing, Hacks, and Therapy (w/ Amanda & Ann)

"America's Next Top Model is a period piece." Amanda and Ann discuss the Emmys, Hacks, ANTM, and other things on their minds this week. CW: This episode features a conversation about PTSD and abuse. We're trying something different -- if you missed the interview episode on Wednesday, go back to hear from the marvelous Mookie! For now, we're doing two eps a week -- one interview, one pop culture chat -- stay tuned! NOTE: The WSANDA team is working remotely from various locations right now, so eve...

Sep 20, 202437 min

Wet Hot American B---- (w/ Mookie Blaiklock)

"I'm not slamming my head against the wall every night." Amanda and Ann fabulous interview actor, comedian, and writer Mookie Blaiklock -- you may know him from Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, Fired Up!, or the hallowed halls of UCB!! We're trying something different these days -- enjoy today's interview episode and stay tuned for another episode about reality TV/pop culture/whatever else Ann and Amanda want to talk about later in the week! Chec...

Sep 18, 20241 hr 15 minEp. 34

Bon Voyage! (w/ Amanda & Ann)

"Thank you for letting us play with you!" Amanda and Ann discuss Below Deck Mediterranean, this week's presidential debate, and a bunch of other random stuff. We're trying something different this week -- if you missed the interview episode on Wednesday, go back to hear from the marvelous Chris Evans, Ann's Manager! We might start doing two eps a week -- one interview, one pop culture chat -- stay tuned! Shout out to Emily Willis, the makeup artist at the Naked Sundays event Ann went to! NOTE: H...

Sep 13, 202453 min

We Were Sent by Doug (w/ Chris Evans)

"Sweet little James Lipton??!" Amanda and Ann interview Chris Evans, manager, activist, part-time influencer and social media STAR! He was also an intern at Bravo, has worked many many Hollywood jobs, and is currently Ann's manager ... he's an Annager ... so get ready to hear what it's like to manage Ann!! We're trying something different this week -- enjoy today's interview episode and stay tuned for another episode about reality TV/pop culture/whatever else Ann and Amanda want to talk about la...

Sep 11, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 33

Cocaine and Bra Switching (w/ Gina Ippolito)

"Only kids know Betsy Ross." Ann and Amanda discuss why they're still not discussing the Bachelorette and recap the most recent episode of Below Deck Mediterranean. Then they interview lovely, funny, and wonderful TV writer Gina Ippolito (19:42)! Find out what Hollywood writers are up against these days .... network execs, keeps scrolling .... In anticipation of the onslaught of Housewives headed our way, Ann and Amanda make some wild predictions about the drama to come (1:20:19). Check out: Gin...

Sep 04, 20241 hr 27 minEp. 32

Redlines & Boundaries (w/ Amanda & Ann)

"Assistants don't have 'yes' and 'no' buttons." Ann and Amanda have more to say this week. They discuss Kenny Iwamasa (Matthew Perry's assistant) and the power dynamics involved when working for a celebrity boss. Then the gals cover Chappell Roan's recent statement about the predatory behavior she is facing and setting boundaries. We love Chappell. We want her to feel supported, respected, and safe enough to create the art she loves. Chappell is a treasure and we are not entitled to her! Protect...

Aug 31, 202431 min

Wrist Above the Elbow (w/ Dan Leahy)

"I am man." Ann and Amanda discuss why they're not discussing the Bachelorette and tackle some other topics instead. [REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR WSANDA AT THE ARTAS -- see below for deets!!!] Then they interview delightful actor, comedian, and casting professional Dan Leahy (27:55)! You may have seen him in Reboot on Hulu! Do NOT dm him and ask him to cast you in things, pretty please. To close, Ann and Amanda give some clothing tips in a segment called "Worth It" (not the Buzzfeed series) (1:31:40). ...

Aug 28, 20241 hr 38 minEp. 31

Below Deck Riverdale, Baby! (w/ Erin Kelly Smith)

“He's all muscles and eyebrows.” Ann and Amanda discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 9 (don't worry, if you haven't been watching they'll get you up to speed), the CW drama of the seas. [NOTE: Amanda is getting gum surgery this week (wish her luck!) so we won't be able to cover Monday night's Bachelorette and we're releasing this episode a couple days early! REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR WSANDA AT THE ARTAS -- see below for deets!!!] Then you'll hear the rest of their interview with funny friend and e...

Aug 19, 20241 hr 29 minEp. 30

ChatGPT on a Date (w/ Erin Kelly Smith)

“I thought the Bachelorette was gonna be Daisy or Maria.” Ann and Amanda discuss week 6 of The Bachelorette (it's the final week before hometowns and MAN OH MAN does Sam not keep the main thing the main thing) and share some exciting nomination news (please vote for us -- see below for details). Then they interview their funny-to-the-bone friend and esteemed Hollywood editor Erin Kelly Smith (27:02)! This one's a two-parter, so if it seems like it ends abruptly that's because it does -- come bac...

Aug 14, 20241 hr 28 minEp. 29

No Pants Come On In (w/ Jesse Esparza)

“His dong gets in the way ...” Ann and Amanda recap this week's episode of The Bachelorette ("deep" chats, mini mullets, sheep farming, etc.) and chat about the Paris Olympics (mostly just a penis-related pole vault mishap). Then the gals interview very funny writer and self-proclaimed "Sabrina Carpenter gay" Jesse Esparza (23:14)! He worked at a Hollywood hotel and a celebrity Starbucks ... and he's seen some THINGS! Before closing time, Ann and Amanda play a new game called Drunk Aunt PR (1:14...

Aug 07, 20241 hr 23 minEp. 28

Republican Kenergy (w/ Amanda Friedman)

“I am clearly terrified and Sam’s not reading my emotions at all.” Ann and Amanda recap this week's episode of The Bachelorette (Devin continues to impress, Sam continues to exude republican vibes, and The Love Virgin continues to do waaaaaay too much) and chat about the Paris Olympics (really just the opening ceremony throuple). Then a second Amanda, Friedman to be exact, enters the chat (35:49) to talk about life as a comedian and assistant to Vanderpump Rules Friend of Show Billie Lee!  ...

Jul 31, 20241 hr 32 minEp. 27

Three Margaritas and I'll Show You My Butthole (w/ Rebecca Shrom)

"You haven't asked me to be your girlfriend yet." Ann and Amanda recap this week's episode of The Bachelorette (there's toxic thunder (down under) brewin') and the Love Island USA S6 Finale (PPG FOR LIFE). Then the gals interview Chicago comedian, LA actor, and international delight Rebecca Shrom (24:14)! She has held many BTS jobs and likens assistant-ing to wizardry ... nice! Before they dock this ship, Ann and Amanda talk about stuff they missed (Below Deck, The Mirage) (1:07:56)! NOTE: Happy...

Jul 24, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 26

Sodomy or Saw to Me? (w/ Shabana Malone)

"We love a Robin Hood, but we don't love a stinky baby." Ann and Amanda talk The Bachelorette (feat. Dusty Devin and Dr. Dylan) and Love Island (feat. Nurse Leah aka The People's Princess). Then the gals interview a woman who rocks ... ROCKS ... Shabana Malone (27:50)! She's been a therapist, she's been an assistant, and OH BOY does she have some juicy stories .... To finish off this episode sandwich, Ann and Amanda talk about mayo and other goodies for our first installment of Free Endorsements...

Jul 17, 20241 hr 17 min

Hot Loose Soup (w/ Max Kliman)

"I think he's weird ... I think he's a weird man." Ann and Amanda talk Lindsay Hubbard's (Summer House) pregnancy announcement, Ann's drug-induced kindness towards Something About Her patrons, and Katie Maloney's (VPR) defense of Ann on a popular podcast. Then the gals interview writer, comedian, and polite, kind boy, Max Kliman (27:03) about the many things angry Hollywood people have put him through -- one of which is another harrowing tale involving soup. If I had a nickel for every time a gu...

Jul 10, 20241 hr 28 minEp. 24

Advancing Towards Me with Scissors (w/ May Darmon)

"Be the water, bitch!" Ann and Amanda talk Summer House Season 9 pre-filming drama (Danielle's exit letter ... ) and speculate wildly. They also discuss the recent US presidential debate and it's reality TV-ness (and there are some striking parallels between these guys and the cast of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City). Then the gals interview writer, comedian, and woman-who-is-so-clearly-intelligent-and-yet-so-fucking-goofy, May Darmon (27:34) about her time in the trenches of Hollywood, includ...

Jul 03, 20241 hr 29 minEp. 23

Personality Hire (w/ Joe Corcoran)

"I hate it, I hate it, more more more!" Ann and Amanda discuss Wet Katie's (for any first time listeners, that's VPR's Katie Maloney when wet) latest Instagram appearance, Love Island USA S6, and Traitors S3. Then the gals interview comedian, writer, and certified sweetheart Joe Corcoran (23:08) about his 10+ years of assistant-ing in the big, wide world of entertainment. NBC Page Program, anyone?! Before calling it quits, Amanda and Ann role play some tough Love Island breakup scenarios (1:05:2...

Jun 26, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 22

Dog Puke Mustang (w/ Jackie Michele Johnson)

"So you're telling me there's a chance." Ann and Amanda discuss part 2 of the Summer House Season 8 reunion and OH how the turn tables ... no matter whose side you're on, hopefully we can all agree that it was the right decision for Carl and Lindsay to break their engagement. Also, Ann gives us an update on her first official week at Something About Her ! NOTE: We recorded this episode's intro segment on Father's Day, which was definitely challenging for Ann -- to any NDAngels who need a little ...

Jun 19, 20241 hr 32 minEp. 21

Asbestos to Hollywood (w/ Travis Helwig)

"I don't hate you. I just see you." If one thing's for sure on this season of Summer House, it's that Paige freakin' DeSorbo rides HARD for her girls. In the first installment of the SH8 Reunion, we graze the Carl-Lindsay breakup, but the real drama starts when Andy steers the conversation toward the Ciara-West summer situationship. The girlies rush to Ciara's defense and it is both beautiful and terrifying. Wonder what West's DMs are lookin like now ... ("We were all rooting for you!" - Tyra Ba...

Jun 12, 20241 hr 28 minEp. 20

Executive Teabag (w/ Erin Byrne)

"He did you a favor." Ann and Amanda recap the Summer House Season 8 Finale ... that's right, we've reached the highly anticipated Carl-Lindsay breakup brawl. Chivalry may be dead, but girlhood is very much alive! Then the gals talk to the wickedly talented Erin Byrne (26:48) -- comedian, writer, poet, and niche coffee order expert -- about their bonkers time working as an assistant at a heavyweight animation studio (codename: The Bears). For legal reasons, we cannot stress enough how much this ...

Jun 05, 20241 hr 24 minEp. 19

Something About Shmeorge Shmooney (w/ Sarah Bebb)

"Choke. I don't care." In the third and final installment of the VPR Season 11 reunion*, Lala doubles down on her statements from the final moments of the season finale, but Ann and Amanda think there's more than meets the delulu. As one of our nation's tallest (and saddest) president's once said, "United we stand. Divided we fall, Lala." (You'll get it when you listen). Plus, Ann delivers Something About Her sandwiches on screen and some behind-the-scenes tidbits on pod. *CW: This episode's VPR...

May 29, 20241 hr 23 minEp. 18

Wet Church (w/ Aviel Mann Ballo)

“I do fetal position sobbing in private.” Amanda and Ann dive right into VPR Season 11 Reunion Part 2. Lala continues to "not understand" (read: completely disregard) her friends' boundaries. Jo pulls up a chair to address her situationship with Schwartz (and the other women defend her in a true feat of girlhood). Andy loves Ann (and we love Andy right back). Then the gals talk to Aviel Mann Ballo (31:15), a musician, agency survivor, and absolute sweetheart who most recently worked as a writer'...

May 22, 20241 hr 29 minEp. 17

Watch What HappANNs Live (w/ Zach Olsen)

"I was very impressionable..." The VPR gang reunites (part 1) to rehash Season 11 and things start to re-heat up. Sandoval says some stupid stuff. Katie and Lala argue. Lisa is Lisa-ish.** Next, Amanda and Ann discuss Ann's debut appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (20:08)! Dreams really do come true!! Who brought soup to the Clubhouse? Were the gals offered coke in the bathroom? Was Ann allowed to drink her lemon drop?? You'll have to listen to find out!! (Also, if you're the ...

May 15, 20241 hr 24 minEp. 16

Good as Golden Gate (w/ Jessica Svendsgaard)

"I am the final boss in his video game of redemption." On the finale of VPR Season 11, things boil over in the Bay Area. Dan gets grilled, Scheana takes the stage, and the gang, led by Lala (and perhaps fueled by the green-eyed monster), turns on Ariana. Amanda and Ann get into it all (in a raw, remote, sleepy, silly haze). Then the gals interview comedian Jessica Svendsgaard (36:14), the beautiful bartender featured on VPR S11 in the sexy singles episode, about what it was like working for Tom,...

May 08, 20241 hr 29 minEp. 15

We Three Signed an NDA (w/ Lucinda Pace)

"Give me an example of male rage." This week on VPR, the gang heads to San Francisco (Yay Area!). Ariana is gaslit, Dan is hot, and Ann is (allegedly) employed (yay!). Amanda and Ann talk about it. Then the gals interview the delightful Lucinda Pace (33:24) about her experience as an interior designer to the rich and famous or, as Ann puts it, "Silver Lake mamas." Yes, and ... Ann and Amanda perform a brief improv scene (1:24:48) inspired by the bottomless (ball) pit of awkwardness that is Jo an...

May 01, 20241 hr 30 minEp. 14
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