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we're not stupid, i promise

We're a couple of depressed, gen z Christians, sitting around discussing random crap: from minecraft youtubers to the meaning of life, you'll find just about everything in this corner of the internet.

Episodes

Spider-Man across the spiderverse

In the second late night spiderman episode we discuss how good of a movie spiderman across the spiderverse is, including the trans-coding of gwen stacey. **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also struggling with mental issues, w...

Jul 22, 202328 min

late night spiderverse tea

We discuss the first spiderman into the spiderverse movie late at night immediately after watching it together. This was Abigail's first, Shasta's second, and Scarlet's like, 15th watch through. **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progr...

Jul 14, 202320 min

shasta's not in the mob

In today's episode, we don't talk about how shasta's dad is in the mob. We do touch on how killing someone and bringing them back to life is not technically murder. **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also strugglin...

Jun 24, 202325 min

webkinz lore is horrifying

Abigail and Scarlet and Shasta's dead corpse discuss the horrifying lore of our favorite childhood pastime webkinz. Dr Quack is coming for you. **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also struggling with mental issues, we stro...

May 27, 202343 min

dead stuff

Abigail and Scarlet discuss how they murdered Shasta and other dead things stuffs. Also we have new mics!! **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also struggling with mental issues, we strongly recommend reaching out to a licensed...

May 22, 202329 min

whafookies and caffeine

Scarlet and Shasta take shots of an energy drink while Abigail trembles in fear at our presence. We also talk about the creation of the whafookie pancakes, which were a result of a failed chemical reaction. **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progr...

May 13, 202339 min

cussing and christians

Today we discuss when cussing is okay for Christians, and when it's not; where the line is between a word that's just a word and a word that shouldn't be spoken. We go through several of the most popular verses Christians use to condemn cussing, and discuss what those verses actually mean in contrast with what most cuss words actually mean. Fact Check: 1. Here is the article that Abigail quoted from part the way through the episode about Saul cussing out his son: https://markofthered...

Apr 21, 202339 min

the most chaotic episode (feat. Sam)

Our good friend Sam joins us for this comedy episode in which we discuss stories from Scotland, Shasta arrives with flaming bowie knives, and the spray bottle of punishment had to be retrieved. Note: I (Scarlet) am aware the audio of this episode isn't the best - exciting news! Next week we will have a completely new audio set up if things go the plan that will be much better, which is very poggers! **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very ...

Apr 14, 202331 min

the holy shapes

The most theological discussion we've ever had. We finally delve deep into the topics that matter: the shapes. Listen to be enlightened. **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also struggling with mental issues, we strongly re...

Apr 07, 202327 min

asexuals and the apocalypse

Shasta and Scarlet talk about the aro/ace experience, and also how to start the apocalypse, survive an apocalypse, and how to end the world with an apocalypse. Fact Check: (One of our listeners reached out to us with some helpful information that made us decide to put a quick fact check here below (shout of to minifreak :D). If y'all have any thoughts on our episodes, feel free to reach out to us and let us know!) While water holds radioactivity fairly well, nuclear tests in the pacific have...

Apr 05, 202342 min

we're proof God has a sense of humor

In this episode, we get into all sorts of nonsense, like baptism in alcohol, and Anglican's common cup, among other things... **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also struggling with mental issues, we strongly recommend rea...

Mar 24, 202326 min

gen z is traumatized

We discuss the video 'Gen Z is Traumatized' by Elliot Sang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogNq_vBtn6c&t=1210s **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also struggling with mental issues, we strongly recommend reaching out to a...

Mar 17, 202338 min

pacifism vs. violence

We discussed the ethics and practicality of using violence to resolve conflict - in short, asking the question "is it ever right?" and "does it ever work?"  **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also struggling with mental i...

Mar 10, 202352 min

HEYA KIDS, LET'S TALK ABOUT SCHOOL

Abigail, Scarlet, and Shasta discuss stories from elementary, middle, and high school. it was certainly a time **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progress! If you are also struggling with mental issues, we strongly recommend reaching out to a lice...

Mar 04, 202328 min

politics and righteous angy

Today we talk about politics - less about political opinions, and more about how toxic politics have hurt the church, how we can worship Jesus together with different political opinions, and when anger is justified. **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track ...

Feb 17, 202337 min

God's problem children: less math and more gay tea and weed

In this episode, we SPILL THE TEA, talk about our town shutting down due to the ice, rich people trains, and then we dip our toes into some more serious tea near the end.  This episode was a hecking long recording, we talked twenty minutes before we even got our intro in, forty minutes about casual stuff like weed, and then another hourish about serious stuff like social justice and the American Dream. A lot of what was in this podcast originally doxxed us, like where I (Scarlet) will be mo...

Feb 10, 202324 min

zombie apocalypse? JUST WALK AWAY BRISKLY IDIOTS

Today was part 2 of meeting the hosts, and we continue to answer a variety of questions about our greatest fear, the zombie apocalypse, etc. Spoiler alert: Shasta would survive the longest in the apocalypse **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do not be concerned, all three of us are in therapy and seeking professional help. This podcast is partially for your entertainment, and partially for ourselves to track our progr...

Feb 03, 202330 min

two fire benders and an air bender sitting in the same room

Abigail, Scarlet, and Shasta answer deep questions such as 'what is your pet peeve?' to give y'all, the listeners, a better idea of who we really are! Goofs, that's who we are... ehehehe... Fact Check: 1. At the beginning we said we were just doing one episode focused on introducing all three of us, we changed our minds half way through and decided to split this into two episodes **Disclaimer** We occasionally discuss mental health related issues, and we also have a very dark sense of humor: do ...

Jan 27, 202336 min

we're not stupid, i promise

Welcome to the podcast! In this episode, Scarlet, Abigail, and Shasta introduce the podcast's purpose and goal, and then just get distracted by every possible rabbit trail that could happen... hehe yeahhhh... Fact Check: 1. The study Abigail was referring to was from Impact 360, and claimed that 4% of Gen Z have a "biblical view." Other studies indicate there is a much larger number of Gen Z that identify as Christians who don't agree with all the points defined as a "biblical view" from the per...

Jan 20, 202337 min