#25 - The Open House 2018
The guys are joined by Sam for their longest episode ever! Sam picked The Open House, and the guys when on every tangent possible! Strap yourselves in and enjoy the ride.
Jul 18, 2018•2 hr 52 min
We're Not Scared
Join Curtis, Matt, Josh and the occasional guest as they sit down and discuss the worst horror movies from the 80's to today, in hopes that no one else will have to suffer through them. We're watching the bad horror movies so you don't have to!
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Best Of 2017
The guys are joined by Josh's sister Ciara to listen to some clips that Curtis prepared and then argue with each other. They also reach out to their listener base with some important messages!
Jul 04, 2018•1 hr 48 min
CYOA - Secret Agent Grandma
It's time for another Goosebumps choose your own adventure, this time Victoria joins us to read through a book of her choosing. Will we spend our summer with an alien or a secret agent? Will Curtis show Josh something he can't unsee? Listen to find out!
Jun 20, 2018•1 hr 59 min
#24 - Zombie Nation 2004
Join the guys as they do their first fan suggested movie! Listen to find out if the movies tagline "Terror in Numbers" holds true! This movie is ranked among the worst ever so it is perfect for we're not scared!
Jun 06, 2018•1 hr 54 min
Freeballin' #3
Join us for a very special episode. We are joined by Sam after we all attended Horror Con 2018 in Calgary! We decided to play the game we did last time! We came up with some amazing titles and taglines, listen to hear them all!
Jun 03, 2018•1 hr 20 min
#23 - Winchester 2018
The guys are joined by local comedian Victoria! and she has picked the most recent movie we have ever done, will the hype for this movie hold up? listen and find out!
May 23, 2018•1 hr 43 min
Freeballin' #2
It's another episode of the guys going off script! this time they play a game Curtis came up with and didn't really prepare correctl. there is also a special surprise in this episode so take a listen!
May 09, 2018•48 min
#22 - Slugs 1988
Join the guys as they go through this slimy body horror classic. Will we ever want to eat a salad again? Listen and find out!
Apr 25, 2018•1 hr 46 min
#21 - The Rift 2016
The guys tackle a Serbian "Hor-Fi" movie on Netflix, so you can watch the movie too! or don't, its really up to you. listen as they go over this sound track disaster staring Ken Foree.
Apr 11, 2018•1 hr 53 min
#20 - Jason X 2001
It took them 10 movies but they finally did it, they put the most notorious slasher in space. forget the first man landing on the moon, this is the only thing important that's happened in space. Join the guys as they rip through this masterpiece in an extra long episode!
Mar 28, 2018•1 hr 58 min
#19 - Dracula 3000 2004
Hey all you vampire fans out there! What's better than a classic Dracula film? How about the famous blood-sucker IN THE FUTURE... IN SPACE... WITH COOLIO... Are we serious? I wish we weren't! Join us as we explore the many flaws of this sci-fi horror flick, in the latest episode of We're Not Scared!
Mar 14, 2018•1 hr 30 min
Freeballin' #1
Listen to the WNS boys BS about classic cartoons and movies from our childhood days gone by, in our very first BULLSH*T episode, where there's no agenda, no plans, and NO RULES.
Mar 02, 2018•42 min
#18 - American Poltergeist 2015
Listen to us talk about the worst movie we've ever seen, and about Matt and Curtis's troubled past as fat kids.
Feb 14, 2018•1 hr 58 min
#17- See No Evil 2006
Join the guys as we go over this debut movie for wrestler Kane! Listen as we talk about wrestling and shitty teenagers!
Jan 31, 2018•1 hr 54 min
#16 - Long Time Dead 2002
What happens when a group of british teens improvise a ouija board to talk to the dead? probably not what you're thinking, but listen to find out!
Jan 17, 2018•1 hr 43 min
CYOA - The Deadly Experiments Of Doctor Eek
Join Curtis and Victoria as Josh takes them on an adventure through the Laboratory of Doctor Eek! Will they be experimented on? or will they escape? or both, because we were generous with our chances. Listen to find out!
Jan 03, 2018•1 hr 13 min
#15 - Krampus 2015
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lost your Christmas spirit? Well look no further! Listen as we go through this well received horror-comedy, as a treat from us to you. Merry Christmas!
Dec 20, 2017•1 hr 43 min
#14 - Ghost Ship 2002
Join the guys as they welcome their newest member to the show! to celebrate, we are doing the only other horror movie from 13 ghosts directer Steve Beck, listen as teach you everything about boats. “Mocca, Chocolate and vanilla, Matt’s thing, Obama, Boat vs Ship, Curtis is quiet, Josh’s undescended testicle, discount Al Pacino, butt music, tick tock bong, Italian whisky, Italian Captain, come hither fingers, Ghost Titties, 13 ghosts cruise control, ghost rules"
Dec 06, 2017•1 hr 46 min
#13 - Amityville 2 The Possession 1982
The guys do the second of the 27 Amityville movies, Listen as we go over this poltergeist exorcist homage, maybe we'll do another one of the 53 Amityville movies! “Bad Almonds, Cock Banging, #eyebrowqueens, Smudging, Racecar, Movie Sleaze, Homage”
Nov 22, 2017•1 hr 25 min
CYOA - The Creepy Creations of Professor Shock
The guys decided to do another Goosebumps choose your own adventure! Join them on their crazy adventure with a mad scientist!
Nov 08, 2017•36 min
Halloween Spooktacular 2017
Happy Halloween! It's the spookiest time day of the year, so join the guys and our guest Sydney as we talk about the spookiest topics we can think of on the spot because we did no planning! oooOoooOoooOOOooo
Oct 31, 2017•1 hr 11 min
#12 - Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch 1982
Join the guys as we go through the only Halloween movie that has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of series! “VHS and old TV’s, It was the 80’s, Black Leather Gloves, Allegations and hypertheticals, running a train, Factory of Ass, Clunge, handsome doctors, Epitome, Halloween back in the day, Christmas, It’s Wednesday Mass my dudes, Laser Sounds, Hor-Fi, Door Kicks, Yellow goo and Wires”
Oct 25, 2017•1 hr 50 min
#11 - Bats 1999
On this episode we talk about how things were different in the 90s, the great Ace Ventura conspiracy, and genetically modified bats! “Josh’s Mic, Headphones, and broken rib, the right ear, Racecar, Boba, street quips, ace venture 3, Dr. the friendly ghost, bush did it, ice cube, The Diamond, scrotum bats, if we were cops, refrigeration units”
Oct 11, 2017•1 hr 31 min
#10 - Satanic 2016
The guys talk about Satanic, a movie where a group of teenagers are trying to get to Coachella while also participating in some occult rituals, and of course, the worst possible thing happens. "Posers and Edgelords, Tupac Hologram, Charles Manson and Trent Reznor, Josh and Curtis do some research"
Sep 27, 2017•1 hr 8 min
#9 - Day Of The Dead 2008
Following the remake of Dawn Of The Dead, of course they were going remake Day Of The Dead! The guys sit down and talk about how NOT to remake a beloved movie, this was tough. "Puddle Of Mud, Local Girl, Nick Cannon’s Entire Career, Zombie outbreaks, two dickheads writing a movie, Zombie Science, Outbreak protocols, R.I.P. George A. Romero, Secret Underground Labs, the most angriest."
Sep 13, 2017•1 hr 37 min
#8 - Gnaw: Food Of The Gods 2 1989
What's worse than having rats? Having giant mutated rats! What's worse than having an angry 11 year old kid? That kid being 9 feet tall and super pissed. Join the guys while we go through this Canadian monster flick! "Spicy olives, Don’t throw dogs in the trash, Miles of pipe, assuming a rats gender, rat master, Matt's notes, LABrary, car talk, deathbed cigarettes, Josh doesn’t like bald people, Matt interrupts and Curtis tells bad jokes, Nascar, and pool water."
Aug 30, 2017•1 hr 56 min
#7 - Cursed 2005
The guys watch a movie about Mark Zuckerberg becoming a werewolf before inventing Facebook, after this one we owe a few celebrities an apology "Chicks, Chips and Dick, Filipinos and Sandals, Bowling for Soup, four stoner dudes, 7-11 nacho cheese, Cursed 2: Curseder, Bathroom Etiquette, Pie Triangles"
Aug 16, 2017•1 hr 49 min
CYOA - Trapped In Bat Wing Hall
The guys take a break from watching crappy horror movies, to read a crappy book! Listen as Curtis takes Matt and Josh on a spooky adventure!
Aug 02, 2017•38 min
#6 - Thirteen Ghosts 2001
Are ghost titties enough to redeem this infamous horror flick? Find out in our newest episode, where the guys review Thirteen Ghosts! Matt's VHS collection, Oceans 14: 13 Ghosts starring George Clooney, Morgan Freeman impressions, pooping in public places and other irrational fears, chumbawumba, roman numerals, fuckin' right on.
Jul 19, 2017•1 hr 57 min
#5 - Troll 2 1990
The gang watch the granddaddy of horrible horror movies. You’ve seen the infamous “Oh my God” scene, and now we’re here to fill in the rest of movie for you” buckle yourselves in for this 2 and a half hour episode! “Lord of the rings, We’re Not Scared 2, drinking your own piss, Flintstones rule, what about my boys?, Pepsi blue and mountain dew, mind control, pod of cervi, flashing lights, Josh’s granny elevator, oh my good, replacing popcorn and how we eat bologna.” 97/8/15
Jul 05, 2017•2 hr 31 min
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